No.513402
>when you roleplay with someone and they overcomplicate the fuck out of it like you were having an actual relationship
No.513440
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>you accidentally start role playing with someone by going into lewd details
>they perceive it as a relationship
No.513448
>when you roleplay with someone and they're more than capable of dialogue and plot development
>they don't bug you all day because they actually have shit to do
>their personality is similar to their character's and they're able to hold a conversation between RP sessions if prompted
>they disappear over night and you immediately recognize them on an alt account the next day
No.513452
>when your partner tries to force something you detest into the RP despite explicitly stating you hate it
No.513457
>when someone starts roleplaying with you and you play along to not seem like a dick but then they start getting uncomfortably affectionate ooc
No.513486
>>513448
Maybe it's because you're not as good as they are, and in fact, you're the sort of irritating RPer that pisses everyone off with your autism and how gross and weird you are.
Freak. And yes, if you are who I think you are, go fuck yourself, you're weird and gross.
No.513491
>>513457
Holy shit so much this.
No.513493
>When you're actually looking for something consistent but the ones that try and get too close are a 8.9 on the obsessive-creepy scale.
>The opposite end of the spectrum is literally just that, "RP with me once, cya! Oh you want to go again tomorrow? Weird, wtf stalker."
>No consistent, RP friends you can play vidya with.
Maybe I should just go out and find someone physical, even if I can't really afford it, this is getting asinine.
Maybe I'm just not 'getting it'.
No.513497
>roleplaying
lol get laid nerds xD
No.513514
>>513497
You're roleplaying a retard, right? Checkmate.
No.513518
>When you're in the middle of a roleplay with someone
>You're more than happy to make an opening for the person that out of nowhere and walks up, RPing it all.
>You make the opening for them like any polite person.
>person immediately says "Oh no, I have to go"
>When they had just got there.
Bonus round:
>rping a big scary dragon that happens to be a blacksmith
>Actually blacksmithing in the town's joke that was a forge.
>Fox mage dumb ass (Has a modern disposable pen in a fantasy setting levels of dumb here.) walks up
>Just says. "Uh… Okay." and walks off.
Never had found a fox that could actually RP and never will.
No.513543
>when their character description is like 5 paragraphs of hot autism
>when they are overly detailed in their shit and there is no way for you to get a hook in because they are Elder Dragon Gods of Rape and Angels, living in a Sky castle
>anything overly detailed that would take you half an hour of typing to respond
>when it's a pokemon character
No.513553
Is it wrong to just ditch someone aftet you cum?
No.513557
>>513553
not if you never want to see them again. try to manage something like "wow that was nice!" or try to say goodbye IC. helps building relations.
No.513568
No.513571
>When you roleplay with someone once through pm and then they get onto a public channel, following every action with a pm "Dude did you see what I did? XD No one's paying attention to me lol".
>When they insist in killing your character in a public RP.
>When someone texturbates themselves on a public channel, spamming the chat, and nobody is to be paying attention to them.
>When they write six paragraph descriptions of gross shit, and you just follow along because they just put so much effort into it.
No.513599
> That one faggot that must play a character gifted by the gods with amazing talent
> That one faggot who can never be killed, besides one contrived way that he will never tell
> That one faggot who takes the spotlight from everyone else, especially when they did nothing.
> That one faggot who writes a full two paragraphs, about eating a fucking pancake.
I love me some good fighting RPs. But god damn, is it ever hard to find someone decent amongst the special snowflakes who demand they are pure ' Hot Shit '.
No.513604
>people randomly adding you on steam because they want you to kiss them in RP
>i dont wanna rp but i dont mind chatting a new person on my list who plays tf2
>all they talk about is their character, never themselves
>they keep wanting me to RP and kiss them
>eventually oblige for once because why not, i havent RP'd in years, and it's good writing practice
>get to the kiss, can feel them literally falling in love with me or something
>getting too weird for me "that was fun, but i have to go"
>trying to have normal conversations with them but all they do online is RP'ing
maybe i'm the one who is too autistic to get back into RP? I'd probably like doing it with a good friend that I know and care for, not just a virtual stranger out for my virtual heart ;_;
No.513605
>>513452
>say you don't want to do it
>"But you'd love it! I can't imagine how well you'd roleplay it~"
this goes on for days before i just ignore entirely.
No.513612
>>513543
I want to fuck TL;DR
also not all pokefuckers are bad, just all of them except me when I play one.
Actually it's just most of them who advertise themselves.
No.513618
>>513571
>When they write six paragraph descriptions of gross shit, and you just follow along because they just put so much effort into it.
every fucking time
No.513625
>>513543
Wow.
So, TL;DR Does really have a fursona?
No.513649
>>513486
impossible, bitchybritches!
i haven't rp'd in nearly a year
No.513866
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>when they used to be Great RPers
>now they post one-liners
>take hours between turns because "they get distracted"
>they just disappear in the middle of it
No.513874
>>513493
Eh, this so much. I love story based RP that takes several RP sessions to go through. Everything is "lets get to the sex already!" and then once you do, they're never heard from again.
No.513883
>>513599
At least you can find people who want to do fighting RPs and I have absolutely no experience despite being interested.
fam.
No.513895
>herms who will only play with other herms
No.514290
>>513895
>other dickgirl characters only play with females / dickgirls
>tfw I got all the top-tier males to myself
No.514357
>>513599
>That one faggot who can never be killed, besides one contrived way that he will never tell
am i a cool guy if i'm realistically (for myself) easy to kill.(probably easier to take out than a real-life dog.)
losing is fun, provided you lose in the right way. i tend to stick to losing in video-games though, because i've got the feeling people might get suspicious about those who don't mind being curb-stomped every time.
(not sexual RP, obviously)
No.514411
>When he can't type grammatically-correct sentences or use any punctuation besides a period
>When he puts two or more emoticons in each response
>When he can't consistently separate dialogue from action
>When every response is at most one or two sentences and always a come-on
>When he takes five minutes between, anyway
I used to RP, but I got tired of it because it was like talking to a constantly horny six-year-old.
No.514426
>>514411
>not taking a few minutes in between responses
Am I a typist or what?
No.514496
>>514426
What I mean was that it'll be silence for five minutes and then he'll return with something as short as:
Oh yes. *murrs*
It shouldn't take more than five SECONDS to type that.
No.514592
>while back
>have gripy as fuck dragon begging for rp constantly
>he always wanted a military themed rp
>was a fan of military stuff so I agree
>Try to start up something realistic
>guy snowflakes it
>"You see a blue frost dragon walking down the road with a barret .50 caliber in his hands."
>fuck no.avi
>guy gets buttblasted
>fast forward few days
>get pulled into group chat with dragon and his gang of autism
>they legitly act like some Rambo/Sinbad/Audie Murphy character
>they all want to be "teh sniper"
>slip out of group and block the lot of them
>they never knew I left
>mfw I still have distain for dragons to this day
No.514594
>new to roleplaying
>chatting with someone popular for a while, they're pretty cool
>suddenly sharing actual nudes of their person
>they're getting super intimate
>return the intimacy
>turns out they're a bit slut and I feel like a dummy
Sure, there are sluts who share themselves for sex, but what about those who whore themselves out emotionally?
No.514605
how do i learn how to RP (sfw, no way i'm sharing any sexual interest with another person)
No.514640
>>514605
You're not likely to get very far. 90% of the furry RPers out there are in it for the erotic roleplay. There are a few, like me, who prefer long story driven stuff, but I'm still a damn dirty furry deep down and sexy stuff inevitably happens. Never stops the story though and it keeps going on after of course but yeah. Pretty much my experience is no sex, no RP, and the vast majority of people its no sex in the first five-ten minutes, no RP.
>>514594
You want an emotional slut? How does that work?
No.514642
>>514594
they have got those in japan, you just pay a girl to cry in your lap
No.514647
>>514640
i really mean in general, so non furry rp info is helpful too. i can interpolate from there
No.514648
>>514646
he has a cloaca :3
No.514825
>>514592
>mfw I still have distain for dragons to this day
Same here
>Friend who introduced me to the fandom's boyfriend is autistic who can't spell or grammar for shit and a dragon
>Had hots for him for a while because I'm a retard who loves big dicks
>Tried hitting on me during his relationship, but ended up getting a clue
>I finally find somebody
>He all of a sudden tries hitting on me, wanting to do a herum master/slave story rp
>Become a dumbass and accept for shits and giggles
>He thinks I'm constantly thinking about him like back in my slutty, single days when I'm not
>Pushes the "fact" that I am
>Would set him straight and block his ass but his place is the only place I can stay when I visit my home state
fml
No.514827
>when your typefuck is so much better than you and regarded as "the best writer in (here)"
>tfw he lives up to this and you still suck
I'm a living disappointment
No.514847
>>514640
>>514642
Whoops, I probably should have clarified. RP turned into sharing real nudes, and getting very intimate. Then they get weird when you think you're supposed to return the favor, because they do it with everyone.
I mean, shit, I ain't looking for a long-distance relationship. It's just confusing that someone acts that way, as an emotional slut.
No.514885
>when you find someone who is great at RP
>when you go into several sessions
>when all you wanna do is have a normal conversation, but she wants to RP every time you both get the chance
>when she wants to RP via phone in public
I don't even think I'm that great of a roleplayer, but sometimes I'd like to talk about other things instead of having to roleplay all day.
No.514886
>>513486
>you're the sort of irritating RPer that pisses everyone off with your autism and how gross and weird you are.
+
>>513571
>When they write six paragraph descriptions of gross shit, and you just follow along because they just put so much effort into it.
I'm really scared of being this person because I have some weird fetishes that are normally only seen on people who just decided "why bother" on having any limits to anything ever.
No.514887
>>514825
>Friend who introduced me to the fandom's boyfriend is autistic who can't spell or grammar for shit and a dragon
Jesus Christ, this sentence is so fucked up. I didn't know that the fandom had a boyfriend, for one, and secondly this boyfriend can't spell or grammar or dragon. Nice!
>The boyfriend of the friend who introduced me to the fandom is autistic, can't spell or use proper grammar, and is a dragon
See how much better that is? Don't go around hatin' other people's grammar when yours is just as bad. Leave that to the professionals.
No.514898
It's kinda relieving that none of the descriptions in this thread fit any of the other spergs I used to hang around with except the OP's
No.514900
>>513440
>filename
>using Internet Explorer
>2016
No.514905
>>513452
>Give in and do it anyways
>Ask to do something you like but they detest in return
>"Ew no thanks let's keep doing the thing I like."
Just kill me now.
No.514916
>writing your roleplay in past tense when not referencing a previously occured action
, Anonymous wrote with a sense of wonder. Then, with newfound vigor, he hit the "new reply button".
No.514937
>>514916
Writing everything in present tense is illogical. Even if we make the leap of fantasy to assume that everything actually were occurring, by the time you describe it and send the reply, it has, indeed, already occurred and thus belongs in the past.
This and using "I" really separates the shitty RPs from the good ones.
No.514941
>>514905
>They ask you to do something YOU like
>Say they probably won't like it
>They say they will, just do it, ect.
>Do it
>Their lack of eve acknowledging it pretty much just signals they hate it, later they say don't do it again
>They ask you to do something you like AGAIN NEXT TIME
No.514948
>playing tabletop rpg
>person you've barely interacted with before ooc
>literally won't stop hitting on you ingame at every opportunity
>don't want to complain so kind of roll with it but now person actually thinks i'm into them
No.514949
>>514937
"It occurs at the moment the other person reads it, thus giving more immersion", I said before pulling your tail. The other furfag jumps, whining "heyyyy don't do that!!", giving a nice show of his humongous cumleaking asshole in the process.
No.514989
>boyfriend keeps trying to get me into RPs
>like four times
>still can't enjoy it
h e l l
Do most people just flow into RP "organically" or do you have to learn to like it? Is it an acquired taste?
No.515030
>>514989
Anon, think of rping as two people writing a story together. One person contributes a starting point, then the other will build off of that, and then both parties take turns adding on to the story.
I mean, that's how I see it at least.
Anyway on topic
>rp with group of people
>having a good time
>shitty drama happens
>friend leaves, messages me saying he'll never come back
>comes back a month or two later
Every time
No.515111
>>514949
"Giving more immersion" is a crutch for people who suck at writing. Why do you think it's literally never seen outside children's and young-adult (aka: children's) literature?
No.515213
>>515111
objectively wrong. many great books were written in first person. ones that come to mind right now to me, are "in search of lost time", "journey to the end of the night", "lolita", "catcher in the rye" and a whole ton of detective novels.
second person narratives are popular in role-play fiction, which, incidentally, is the genre we are dealing with here. The D&D guidebooks are all written in second person, for example.
It's much better to say "I open the door, and take out my robe and wizard hat. After a thinking pause, pondering my next course of action and getting a devilish idea, I take one of my fingers into my mouth, sucking and licking on it. Looking for you, I walk around, finally I see you, sneak up on you, and proceed to give you a wet willy."
than "He opened the door, and took out his robe and wizard hat. After a thinking pause, pondering his next course of action and getting a devilish idea, he took one of his fingers into his mouth, sucking and licking on it. Looking for him/$NAME, he walked around, finally he saw $NAME, snuck up on him, and proceeded to give him a wet willy."
Because: It is you doing something with your fursona (i.e.: Buttsecks), not some third person
No.515214
>>515213
>pondering his next course of action and getting a devilish idea
this is where it falls apart for me.
in general 2nd person seems most natural, but using it to describe thought throws me off for some reason.
No.515215
>>515214
good, because you quoted the 3rd person view :3
No.515270
>>514887
Oh whoop de fucking do. I didn't say my grammar was 100% perfect.
No.515463
>>515213
I never said books were not written in first-person you objective moron; we weren't even discussing first-person. Don't throw out red herrings trying to score internet points with the anons as stupid as you are.
>It is you doing something with your fursona
This is actually a large problem with RPs as a whole, and why people suck at them. It's a highly restrictive narrative style, especially for people who aren't very good writers. They become incapable of describing things that are more than just what they are seeing of thinking/feeling a the moment they type, and miss out on what's actually there; they couldn't describe their own back because they can't see it, to simplify the matter greatly. That's why RPs often seem as if they're taking place inside a tiny box that contains nothing but the two people who are involved.
No.515693
>>513440
i did this, feel so foolish about it after the fact but i was 23 and never had feelings for anyone til then. sorry for autism :^)
No.515805
>>515213
Present tense and first-person perspective won't save that style. Your voice is drawl and your sentences are running a 10k. No personal offense intended, but good writing isn't in the perspective.
RP's are essentially collaborative stories. I've always felt that a third person narrative makes for a good common ground between those involved. You could switch turns halfway through a paragraph and still maintain a 'flow'.
I haven't RP'd in years. I tried a couple times since jumping into this fuzzy biz, but it's all asterisks and MIA P's & Q's. Perhaps that's more of a problem with me. Or maybe I'm looking in the wrong places?