No.514291
Do you degenerates shitpost furry-related material on other sites/boards?
I don't even consider myself part of this fandom, yet going to oldchan /v/ and posting cringy shit makes me feel giddy inside for some reason.
Can anyone relate? What is it exactly that motivates me to do this? Is this why furries are considered annoying all over the chans? I know it's wrong yet I keep doing it until they ban me.
No.514296
>>514291
>on other sites
No, because I don't want others to know I'm a furry
>on other boards
No, because I don't feel the need to give others even more reason to hate me.
No.514303
>>514298
Okay, okay. I don't think I'm just some mindless sadist, but reading that article made me realize that I always target threads that I consider idiotic. Maybe it's triggered by the change in tone of the image-board culture during the last 10 years. Everything is so noisy and illogical nowadays.
Wonder if it relates to self-destructional behaviour as well.
No.514309
I can kinda relate…
I'm a furry as long as my address bar has the word 'fur' on it and there's a pic on the screen I can fap to. Otherwise I act like a civilized human bean.
BUT
Sometimes I happen to be on a forum or site I really dislike or find someone I really really hate then I get into full furfaggot mode and start shitposting gay furry porn, RPing and making remarks like "oh murr I so want to lick those paws and that asshole" and shit like that to make everyone feel uncomfortable, specially the faggot I hate, until I get b8.
I do it for no other reason than to have fun and because I already have all the material at hand. I don't give a shit what they end up thinking about furries or the fandom. I'm only a furry for the fap fuel.
No.514312
>Chans
Fuck off back to Reddit.
No.514314
>>514312
All chans are imageboards, but not all imageboards are chans. I see nothing wrong using that word.
No.514319
>confusing asocial with anti-social
No.514321
>>514319
Why do you think it's asocial instead of anti-social?
No.514322
>>514321
>I don't even consider myself part of this fandom
I also ought consider sleeping more jesus fuck
No.514333
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I like to shitpost furry stuff on 4chan, specifically so people will complain about it and call me a faggot so I can have other people tell me what I already know (that I am an autist/faggot).
This somehow makes me feel good.
No.514344
>>514291
>I don't even consider myself part of this fandom
No.514354
>>514344
I need to draw a line to these people. Anon, please, let me keep it…
No.514356
>Can anyone relate?
No, I have no reason to shitpost; it's a waste of my time and contributes nothing of value.
>What is it exactly that motivates me to do this?
You're an attention whore.
No.514359
If you actually shitpost with furry stuff on other boards, you are literally the reason why this stuff is hated everywhere.
I'm sure you like that fact though, you are probably the type of person who gets off on the fact that they are able to mildly irritate a random stranger over the internet.
No.514360
>this desperate for attention
>peasant shitposting
>not pledging your eternal soul to Halja, daughter of Loki, eater of chaos.
Only feast on animemers, mlp and people who take themselves seriously.
>I don't even consider myself part of this fandom
Hooo! I think escapism finally busted your brain my dude
No.514361
>>514359
oh shut up faggot, posting dragon porn on /v/ at 2 in the morning was fun
No.514367
>>514362
What the fuck is this?
Normalfag reviews furry porn site?
Why?
No.514368
>>514362
Don't tell me he gets paid to do that shit.
No.514371
>>514362
I love these things
No.514382
>>514362
>This post has been flagged for deletion
>Probably copyrighted by someone else
>"Bigger Version Posted" right next to it in bold letters
Does this faggot have tunnel vision or some shit? Also, did anyone else see that smiley in the top left corner? Dude's normie as fuck
No.514385
>>514378
It sounds like she's about to cry
No.514386
>>514378
"Seems to be a site for gamers"
bless her poor innocent soul
No.514390
>>514375
How can you be so fucking retarded SCROLL DOWN HOLY SHIT
No.514398
>>514378
Oh wow.
I can't tell if she's unusually innocent or just really daft.
Perhaps both.
No.514415
>>514314
it's technically only terminologically correct to say either imageboards or *chans, because it indicates a prefix. So saying *chans is acceptable, saying chans is not.
Polite sage for off-topic.
No.514458
>>514415
I have never heard any self-respecting (non-redditor/tumblrite) anon ever use the term '*chans' or 'chans', it's always and will always be refered to as an imageboard.
No.514470
>>514458
The term '*chan' was used quite a lot around here last year or late '14, whenever gg was still a thing, as a catch all term for all anonymous imageboards descendant from 4chan, including it, with the same "imageboard culture".
Haven't read it in quite a while though.
No.514474
>>514415
>>514458
>>514470
imageboard is 10 strokes
*chan is 6 strokes
chan is 4 strokes
Do you see a pattern here?
No.514504
>>514291
>Do you degenerates shitpost furry-related material on other sites/boards?
No. Even when I shitpost, I try to make it somewhat related.
>going to oldchan /v/ and posting cringy shit makes me feel giddy inside for some reason
Because you're a faggot who hasn't adopted any actual interests to occupy your mind and instead cling onto the hijinks you liked getting involved in during high school because life was simpler back then.
Also because you're a faggot who thinks anything cringy has any value. After a while, when you're completely desensitized to cringe, it just gets old, even subjecting other people to it.
You might also just be terminally autistic.
No.514508
>>514314
>All chans are imageboards
You realize no-image chan discussion boards exist, right?
No.514509
>>514504
That's a lot of assumptions, faggot.
And cringe/shock has value, faggot, since it produces reaction and makes them people squirm out of their comfort zones.
And we are all at least a bit autistic around here, faggot.
No.514515
>>514509
I never denied being autistic, faggot, and I know I'm a faggot. I'm just pointing out that you're terminally autistic.
No.514524
>>514378
this would have been so much better if she clicked on shop now
No.514534
>>514362
>>514371
>>514375
>>514378
Jesus tapdancing christ I can almost hear the 56k modems spooling up between these people's ears.
>>514474
Shhh don't bring facts into this it's obviously plebbit and tumbled down the stairs invading m-muh sekrit kkklub.
>>514509
>And cringe/shock has value, faggot, since it produces reaction and makes them people squirm out of their comfort zones.
Ah it's like I'm back in 2007 minus the good memes.
>And we are all at least a bit autistic around here, faggot.
LE AUTISM XDDD AM I FITTING IN YET GUIS?!11!1!?
Absolutely pathetic.
No.514550
>>514534
>good memes
>2007
>36 years ago
Oh god what the fuck happened? It was glorious and the future was bright. I want off this fucking post-irony Earth.
No.514559
>>514362
>this site seems to be horribly designed
Shit man, as far as image boorus go, e621 is probably the best I've ever seen.
No.514563
I'll post appropriate stuff. Mostly awesome lizardmen pics in /tg/ boards when others are talking about it.
Otherwise, no, nobody is going to really enjoy it. Besides, everyone knows furry shitposting is mostly trolls looking for easy mode triggering from kids who wish Something Awful forums were still a thing.
No.514564
>>514559
I'm professional web developer. E621 is a shit site looks like it hasn't been worked on since the early 2000s.
No.514566
yes I do gay furfag shit on ther sites and force it down other people's throats, i project my fetishes onto everything and use furry porn avatars and expect people to appreciate the fetishes
No.514572
>>514564
>as far as image boorus go
also
>looks like it hasn't been worked on since the early 2000s
You can say LITERALLY the same thing about 2/4/8/etc/chan. And who gives a fuck? I hope you're not a shitty web memer touting >muh modern design patternz
>I'm professional
>web developer
Fucking kek. Web devs are at the bottom of anything related to computing. Enjoy your life as a pawn to idiots who don't even give a shit about how efficiently their site works and just wants it to "look gud" even though the code it's sitting on is a mountain of trash while all your peers get promoted to engineering or fucking anything else.
Web devs and java-shilling computer "scientists" are the two kinds of people I hate most in the world.
No.514581
>>514298
>sadistic personality disorder isn't in the revised DSM
>he could've saved us but we didn't listen
No.514588
>>514564
>where's the flat buttons
No.514611
>>514378
>a site for gamers
No.514764
>>514534
What exactly is that makes you so offended about this thread?
No.514797
>>514572
>Web devs are at the bottom of anything related to computing.
tell that to mark zuckerburg
No.514820
OP, this is equally shitty behavior as having a red and black fursona named Shadow Frostfirefang.
Not to sound insulting, but grow up a bit, man.
No.514832
>>514291
Yes, but I only shitpost with cropped furry porn faces on filename threads or >situation threads.
The (You)s sustain me.
No.514836
>>514832
The image just looks like a human with Bambi's head.
No.514840
>>514509
3 in a row faggot, you faggot.
No.514857
>>514836
Yes? That's generally how anthropomorphism works.
No.514859
In a foreign imageboard I go, when I can and when I want.
That will not go to far, because I don't dump. But it pisses people off, so I make a thread of it from time to time.
No.514862
>>514382
That's the Awesome Face, dude. YOU'RE the normie to not know that.
Jesus, have you got any meme knowledge? Idiot.
No.514918
>>514797
he's actually a social engineer
No.515191
>>514572
>Enjoy your life as a pawn to idiots who don't even give a shit about how efficiently their site works and just wants it to "look gud"
>Enjoy getting paid good money to satisfy clients' stupid demands
ok anon
No.515237
>>515191
No matter how much money it makes, they're still plebs who can't into anything but scripting languages.
No.515241
>>515191
>good money
compare that to someone who actually knows how to program
No.515249
>>515237
>>515241
>autistic neckbeards who can barely even fizzbuzz disparaging others for choosing an easy career that awards 6-figure salaries
:^)
No.515256
I enjoy getting banned from 4chans /tg/
Say anything that doesn't fit their political beliefs and you'll bait 6 replies easy.
No.515258
>>515249
>an easy career that awards 6-figure salaries
Is your dignity worth the money?
No.515260
>>515258
>implying desktop programmers have dignity
No.515263
>>515258
>I'm too dignified for web development work, I'll only accept a job where I write assembly for embedded systems
No.515264
>>515258
>Moving the goalposts
No.515298
>>515249
>JavaScript higher than C#
>fucking Python third most valuable
No.515307
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>>515298
Of course they are, Anon. Don't you know you need them to make all those hip new apps these days? :^)
No.515318
>>515307
>Scripting languages
>App development
I bet you shit up /tech/ too.
No.515325
>>515249
jesus christ how horrifying
No.515428
>>515249
>barely even fizzbuzz
I'm computer engineer fam
No.515435
No.515437
>>515435
>webdevs talking down to me and they don't even have any clue what i do
No.515445
>>515437
>not hating webdevs means that I'm one of them
Nah, I'm just not an autistic pretender who faults others for choosing a plainly viable job choice.
>being a computer engineer guarantees that you're good at developing software
lol no
>choosing an easy, cushy, well-paying career path means that you lack the skill to do anything else
If you think your job title automatically makes you better/more capable than them then you are delusional
No.515449
>>515437
no one cares what you do because of how unimportant it is
No.515454
>>515445
I'm not the other guy tho
>lol no
get a creamy load of this retard
>>515449
wew lad
No.515459
>>515454
>he thinks graduating and getting a job in industry means that you're a good software developer
you've definitely never had a job
No.515469
>>515459
>he thinks an experienced computer engineer isn't worth mountains more than an "experienced" webdev
No.515473
>>515469
this is literally the truth though
No.515480
e621 isn't even a responsive website, it's literally stuck in the dark ages
No.515529
>>515469
You're really not
Someone doing web programming for a respectable, well-known tech company is worth far more and has a more respectable job than a computer engineer who works at an unknown, third-rate company
>inb4 "I work for Google and make $150k!!"
No.515545
>>515529
That's an unfair comparison.
No.515552
>>515545
hardly
your job title does not automatically make you better/smarter/more capable/more valuable than someone who has another job title in a related field
get over it
No.515553
>>515552
No, comparing working for a "respectable, well-known tech company" to working for an "unknown, third-rate company" is unfair when discussing who's "worth far more and has a more respectable job".
No.515556
>>515553
literally anyone working in a web company is worth far more and more respectable than you are, though :\
No.515560
>>515553
these are things that are factored into determining someone's worth/respectability
you think the fact that you're a computer engineer automatically makes you better than a web developer, regardless of how talented they actually are
I provided a scenario where this isn't the case, how is that unfair?
No.515565
>>515556
I'm not anyone else in this thread. Or is this just a general statement? If so, you seem overly impressed with web devs.
>>515560
When comparing two jobs, it makes sense to make all other circumstances equal. Your comparison is not accurate.
No.515571
>>515565
in that case, you're still wrong
see above about Rails developers making significantly more than people who work with any other language
that means web development in case you didn't know
getting a job in a computer-related field is not an accomplishment. it's really sad if you derive any sense of self-worth from the fact that you managed to do so
No.515576
>>515571
>getting a job in a computer-related field is not an accomplishment. it's really sad if you derive any sense of self-worth from the fact that you managed to do so
Does this extend to web devs?
No.515578
>>515576
yes, of course
webdev is one of the easiest paths you can take if you're a programmer, I don't deny that at all
I reject the notion that this automatically means that they don't understand computer science, or can't learn anything other than scripting languages, or aren't "real" programmers
I've met too many insanely smart webdevs for that to be the case. you're incredibly arrogant if you think this way
No.515581
>>515578
>I reject the notion that this automatically means that they don't understand computer science, or can't learn anything other than scripting languages, or aren't "real" programmers
Not automatically, but webdev is VERY disproportionately full of these people, and these people are especially susceptible to opine on shit they have no fucking clue of. It's only fair to call out every one in webdev that you see, because the chances of it actually being someone who knows what they're talking about are very slim.
No.515583
>>515581
These people aren't exclusive to webdev. It's more the OOP cancer which webdev has fallen victim to.
No.515587
>>515581
Mostly this.
Webdev is easy, but it's also really profitable.
So a smart person would think, "Hmm, should I go with the profitable but difficult "Hardware Driver Programmer" title, or the profitable but absurdly easy "Web Dev" title?"
And if they're smart, they'll do the web dev stuff for easy money.
Of course, an idiot can't even begin to formulate that question. They just remember making a Neopets website back as a kid, and now they want to do it because "Hey kid, if you become a javascript expert, you'll make lots of money!"
And that's what idiots do too.
No.515588
>>515587
This.
It's true that the vast majority of web developers are morons who can't do anything but copy and paste code they find on Stack Overflow.
But make no mistake, these people make their way into other fields too. If you've ever worked as a software engineer, then you've undoubtedly been tasked with cleaning up other people's shitty code. You'd be shocked how much "professional" code is disorganized, inefficient, spaghettified garbage. If you haven't ever looked around you and thought, "wow, most of my coworkers are complete fucking idiots", then you've either been very lucky to work at places that don't have this problem, or you haven't been working very long
No.515590
>>515578
>webdev is one of the easiest paths you can take if you're a programmer, I don't deny that at all
Is taking a difficult path not more worthy of respect?
>or aren't "real" programmers
I think people who make that distinction are trying to differentiate between those whose work is to get the machine to do new things or do old things more efficiently ("engineers", so to speak) and those whose work is making fashionable interfaces and finding new ways to collate the 'content' generated by users ("marketers").
No.515607
>>515590
>Is taking a difficult path not more worthy of respect?
nope it isnt, get over it, if you want a difficult path in life, try making a living sucking dick for .50$ a cock and come and tell me how much respect you have
No.515611
>>515607
Wouldn't prostitution actually count as taking the easy road? Pretty much everyone knows how to fuck, and it's not the sort of thing (if your customers are men) that you can fail badly at.
To extend the metaphor, web development is also a great deal like prostitution in that (once your youth evaporates, your fad languages have been replaced by others, and you're no longer able to connect to the target demographic of 15-25-year-olds) you're out of luck, and even at the top of your game, all you're really doing is enabling people to fuck around while they do other stuff.
No.515615
>>515590
>Is taking a difficult path not more worthy of respect?
most other paths aren't difficult, just not quite as easy as webdev
you're not really entitled to much respect for landing a job after graduation like millions of other people. a web developer who stands out as being actually good at what they do is more respectable than someone who does something "harder" but sucks at it and doesn't stand out in any way
No.515623
>>515615
You're on the right path, but you sound a little immature.
You see, "standing out" isn't important either.
What you should focus on is being able to have a nice family life, and be able to support your family.
That means having a simple, easy, well paying job that gives you energy to still have fun on the weekends with your family who loves you.
No.515625
>>515611
so yer saying you find sucking cock easy? guess you're just a huge faggot
No.515628
>>515625
>yer
Are you a pirate you fucking faggot?
You're pathetic.
No.515708
In general, yeah.
I've spammed chatrooms with furry porn.
Mostly though, I find people on twitch, join their server, and only kill them.
I've also targeted someone so effectively in twitch chat they they were so sad and angry afterwards they had to stop the stream early. I grabbed a recording of the entire thing as a trophy.
I've also ragehacked / spinbotted a bit.
I also have a furry porn spray in source games.
No.515711
>>515708
wow you're edgy
please be my boyfriend
No.515712
Sometimes.
Once when around last year I got bored of twitch and abandoned it (up to this date) I wanted to disappear with pride, so I went to something big. There were some streamers who went to crap but also still knew me well from chat. I sent him the story of the guy stealing a dogfucker's dog.
>picture related
When I went in chat the next day he flipped out pretty good. I sent dick pics to people who started trolling me in chat after it. For shits and giggles I painted it silver once. It was a fallout stream and the fucker who got it asked which metals can he get from looting it.
No.515777
>>515712
And that dog… was Hillary Clinton
please send this to 15 people if your amazed by everything our first lady has been thru!!!!
No.515786
>>515711
Alright, but you'll get cuts when we fuck because of my edgyness
No.515789
>>515786
fair enough
post your skype :3