>>514573
Alrighty. I got a good one then. It happened years ago, but I still remember it vividly. I partially blame it for why I'm the degenerate you see today. Again, I'm gonna greentext it for simplicity's sake.
>be 14-15 year old me
>In dream
>I found myself in a strange place filled with metal bars that at the time I think I assumed was a Zoo of some kind
>I look around and see no one
>Inspecting the unlocked cages and I find more nothing
>No animals, no people, no nothing
>It seems more abandoned rather than new so I assumed something came and took the animals
>Then I see it
>I see a strange bipedal creature stretch down like fucking Mr. Fantastic from an above tree and consumes a small rat that was just chilling on the ground, swallowing it whole in one lewd gulp
>It seemed alien, or at least I assume it was an alien and I have thought of him as such since
>The creature, as previously mentioned, was bipedal (on two legs) with 3 pointed, nailless toes and four nailless pointed fingers as well
>The creature was probably around knee height (I'm 6' 4" so you do the math or whatever) but it seemed capable of rather impressive stretching like it were made of rubber, though its body jiggled like jello, with a little small pudgy gut to go with it
>This creature was almost completely bright white. Like pupiless white, circular eyes, white body, head to toe with only its innards being a light pink color, though light seemed to be able to barely shine through this beast
>It had sharp, shark-like teeth, though considering it seemed more content with swallowing prey whole, they looked barely used, and its extremely stretchy nature, I think they might have been less about chewing prey up and more about keeping prey in
>Its head was a weird long teardrop shape with the tip behind his head
>As far as I know, it had no obvious genitals, at least none that I could see, but it did have a small, pointed tail
>Decide to come out from hiding and confront the creature because it was obviously the smart thing to do
>It notices me right away, opening its maw and smiling excitedly, like an excited dog, revealing a smooth, pink, thick tongue that seemed almost like a frog's tongue, only more loose and consistently thick
>It suddenly opens its mouth in a strange rectangular fashion and just stands there with its maw wide open in front of me, doing nothing else
>whatthehell.jpg
>I approach the creature to investigate
>I look to its side, its eyes are closed tight, keeping its maw wide open
>I'm wondering what the fuck its doing
>I'm curious at this point
>Being the young sperg that I am, I decide it would be a good idea to look closer into the maw, maybe it wanted me to check something in there maybe
>I was wrong
>Dead wrong
>Immediately, I feel the slimy tongue wrap around the back of my head and immediately pull my head gullet-wards
>I fell right into its obvious trap
>Imustberetarded.txt
>Luckily its tongue was more slimey and slippery than anything, allowing me to turn to the side and slip out of its grasp and away from its maw
>Its not happy at all
>It flicks its tongue left at me
>I dodge
>It flicks its tongue right at me
>I go to dodge
>I think I hit a pole
>I wake up immediately
After that dream, I began to research why the fuck I kept having these dreams to discover I was a vorefag.
I can probably draw up a shitty sketch of the creature if you'd like, pics unrelated