/gamergatehq/ - Have a happy CURRENT YEAR!

>>300328

Odd. That purple haired woman looks just like my red haired, and mustachioed Boyfriend. What an odd coincidence. Well better go back to giving him money. He says he's got this GREAT idea for a comic book series for people with depression!

>>300365

>for people with depression

It's probably actually for people who don't have depression but want to feel like they're helping despite the fact that they've never helped anyone with anything in their lives. Your boyfriend probably wants to do this not to help anyone but to pull at peoples' heartstrings and make himself look like an upstanding and caring individual. But he's actually a fucking psychopath who's doing it all for the money and adulation.

He probably intends to expend the very least amount of time and effort and investment in it so as to maximise his profits.

Fuck I hate people like that.

Will Zoe Quinn's movie flop just like the Law & Order episode?

>>300434

L&W didn't flop it made us laugh and the antis rage/backpaddle hard.

>>300434

Depends on who's making it and acting in it

There isn't even a trailer for the damn thing yet

Give it till then.

Very unlikely the movie is actually going to be made. She has "newfound Hollywood popularity" the same way she "spoke before congress" - a meaningless publicity stunt.

>>300439

>Optioning a script means a movie will be made

>>300487

Clearly Cory Rydell and Grey Carter aren't men of principal (like, well, most people in and around the games industry.)

>>300500

There's not going to be a movie. This was a form of pitybux some dumb idiot who is making the Cisbusters flop paid due to falling for the con job.

Let's consider the fact that actual movies about mainstream left activism, Sufragette and Stonewall, bombed bigger than anyone expected. You seriously think people are going to put down hard earned cash to fund a movie about people typing on keyboards and reading stuff on screens? It's not going to happen. This movie will never happen. Making a successful movie takes an assload of marketing bux. No one is going to push this bullshit. It won't get out the gate. The best they could have hoped for was a Lifetime movie, but even that would have resulted in lawsuits so they probably would have passed on it anyways.

>>300487

>we're in dire need of fresh maymay

We've got one fresh off the press, m8, Escapist related even:

>>300493

>>300512

>Let's consider the fact that actual movies about mainstream left activism, Sufragette and Stonewall, bombed bigger than anyone expected.

The down payment's already been made. Rest assured that there will at least be a casting call unless Quinn manages to stab Hollywood in the back.

>>300533

Explain how optioning a script for an unwritten book is a down payment? Do you realize how many scripts are optioned that are never actually made into movies? Remember the great movies such as Genghis Khan starring Steven Segal and Forest Gump 2? Oh right, because they were never fucking made. Now ask yourself, do those sound like better ideas for movies than a movie about some scheming cunt who sucked a bunch of dicks to advance her career and then got criticized on the internet for it?

Honestly, this was leaked by LW because she knows her days of relevance are fading fast. Both her and LW2 are in decline post-the UN debacle. With the 2016 election, ISIS attacks and a bunch of other bullshit, no one probably even remembers what GamerGate is now, let alone years from now when this movie will be released. This movie will have no audience, other than chan people who will pirate it to laugh at it. Never gonna happen, I don't care how much she cozied up to some kool aid drinking feminazi who was fired from Sony for calling the president a monkey.

>>300487

Speaking of maymays can anyone make quickmemes about Zoe Quinn's movie?

>>300553

No one thought Mazes & Monsters would be any good either, but that shit still got made. Starring TOM FUCKING HANKS, no less.

More than likely it will be downgraded to a Lifetime® Original made-for-TV movie and go straight to the channel where every woman is routinely raped or survives murder to finger their attacker in court in between domestic disputes and divorce cases. Right after this Golden Girls marathon!

>>300661

Wasn't Mazes and Monsters made before Tom Hanks became famous?

>>300485

I really hope they do actually make it. It'll be like that L&O episode and that movie about cyber bullying had a fat, ugly, tatooed baby.

>>300463

>>300512

>>300533

>>300553

The woman behind it was involved in Pixels.

Pixels!

This bitch has no shame. She's more of a shilly mcshill automaton than even movieblob and John Walker.

Also the best kind of SJ, the racist kind.

http://www.the-broad-side.com/amy-pascal-sets-back-women-in-hollywood-and-race-issues-in-one-fell-swoop

https://archive.is/Xe2L2

>>300935 eeeyup. Honestly we should do everything we can to get it made. Streisand effect, after all.

Think about how many people just loooooooooooooooove Rosie O'donnell. After the movie comes out, that's her future.

The best sentence for her is that ol' chinese proverb bout 'prospering in interesting times' or however it goes.

You saw the UN shit, and how Anita commanded the floor. Zooboomafoo can't function outside of her little messageboards and vidya chats. Especially if she keeps getting thinner (and thus more desirable to thirsty paparazzi and maxim betalords) as she currently is. She merely thinks she's an attention whore but she'll completely fold when actual mountains of unwanted attention begin to pile up at her doorstep.

GG is nothing compared to what'll happen if she gets the movie off the ground

And best of all SJs might take her trying to hide wrongly and shill that embarrassing piece of crap harder!

Even if it bombs, and it will, it'll just encourage more reporters to 'want to hear her side of the story'

Especially ones like Stossel who actually report things properly. Her body is especially not reggie!

Seriously nigger?

Cunt on the left:

>grifter

>shit-tier nude model who didn't pay her photographer

>sucks dicks for money

>probably stabbed a guy and killed him

>cucked her hipster mealticket with 5 guys for coverage for her """""""game"""""""

>fakes harassment to get money for her patreon despite her being a helldump harasser who drove a furry to suicide

Cunt on the right

>communications bitch

>former scam seminar promoter

>former holistic medicine quack

>former bullshit hand reader

>former PUA

>currently SJW cunt who hates vidya but knows shit about vidya

>making half a million a year as a professional cunt

>>300328

The best strategy would be for GG people to turn it into another Rocky Horror Pictureshow or The Room.

>>309113

I'm thinking the idea of the first announcements of the movie was to get us outraged and angry of Zoe getting attention. That would provide the perfect Streissand, also having the side-effect of giving enough ammo to Chelsea to cry harrasment and bringing more attention to the movie.

If there's public interest, there are investors willing to put their money on it. But apparently people under the GG hashtag are actually supporting the movie for the lulz, expecting a L&O 2.0 of 2 hours. Wonder how that will go with the narrative, they expected censorship from GG, but the ones censoring are on the other side, i would push this idea far into the stars on any possible opportunity.

What nobody realized is that while L&O was a pseudo-reference to the mean internet maymays of the obscure fullchan, the movie will be an actual biased registry of GG, being once again, a way to put GG effectively onto history.

>>309097

I laughed at that way more than I should.

>>310273

If you are a weak fragile girl why would you ride a motorbike?

Its asking for trouble.

>>310273

>when a guy almost hit me

Because it's never her fault.

>I definitely have some broken ribs

>I'm limping and bleeding

And still her first thought is to get onto twitter to talk it?

The thing that surprises me the most is she didn't blame this on GG.

>>310273

>This bitch doesn't know what a Gremlin Bell is.

>This bitch wore fucking LEGGINGS while taking her bike on the highway.

>Legs are not fucking ground beef from a 50 mph crash while not even wearing jeans.

>Claims broken ribs but then "nah it's cool, I'm fine."

There was no fucking crash Chelsea. You just want fucking attention you poser bitch. It's not bad enough that you inflict yourself on the gaming space but now all the literally who's are getting bikes and trying to inflict themselves on biker culture?

Is nothing fucking sacred?

>>310345

Glad another biker anon already chimed in on this. There's no way you're tumbling through the air at 50mph and tweeting about it a few seconds later. No fucking way.

While I'm not "happy" she crashed, I'm glad she's not riding, because her description is exactly in line with many I've seen coming with new riders. They are so inexperienced and unaware of the capabilities of their motorcycle (stunning examples of engineering prowess in capable hands) that they can't imagine a crash being their fault.

Here's a pro-tip: Fish tailing is ALWAYS rider fault.

If you hit a patch of water (even leaned over in a turn!) and you fish tail, you likely chopped the throttle. Noob mistake. I've done it.

If you hit a patch of oil at night that you didn't see: You are riding too quickly for your inadequate headlight output. Both are your responsibility as a rider.

If a tire explodes on you while you're riding on the freeway: Extremely high chance of you not having it at a proper level of inflation. Blow outs are almost 100% caused by low tire pressure because of people who are scared of bumps and so let their tires act as short-travel air-cushioned suspensions.

In summary: She's a fucking poser and attention whore. /thread

>>310373

Also forgot mechanical causes of fishtailing, such as improperly adjusted/balanced tires/rear axle/bearing failure. All preventable failures by the intelligent rider.

>>310287

>The thing that surprises me the most is she didn't blame this on GG.

Give her time.

>>310373

>There's no way you're tumbling through the air at 50mph and tweeting about it a few seconds later. No fucking way.

This. She was probably walking her bike out of the driveway and the weight of it was too much for her undeveloped legs (lets face it, she spends mmost of her time on her bacl) and she fell of at walking speed.

She's too narcissistic to admit she is a danger to all others on the road.

>>309264

You are essentially describing what the movie "Hackers" (the one one where Angela Joe Lie gets her A-cup tits out… "whooo") is like to actual hackers

…something that actual whore and child of privilege Chelsea Valkenburg idealizes because Angelia's character "Acid Burn" evolved beyond being a just another "scene whore", like her, who's only worth is being a convenient warm… wet… hole…

Into being "the pretty but useless girlfriend" of the actual "hacker" hero of the movie… Something that Chelsea is incapable of; due to being a Borderline Personality Disorder nutcase, incapable of long, lasting, human, relationships, and her weight problem.

>>309113

She can get sued by her ex-boyfriend for defamation and lies if she did made the movie, right?

>>309113

>SJW turn on an actual successful female in a position of power because she made private jokes

Typical.

>>310423

No and I don't understand why people keep saying this. Movies that are "based on a true story" or "inspired by a true story" are 100% made up all the time and nothing ever happens, and that's even under the assumption they go that route and they don't make it a "dramatized version", all she has to do is call him "Aaron Mahoney" and she's 100% in the clear.

Zoe Quinn is hot and sexy goddamn.