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New Fem Game Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 02:26:07 a9ed14 No.308685

Kim Swift poetry afficianado/game developer introduces a new game based on her devirginization. Mini games include picking out an outfit ,what not to eat on a date ect.. Anybody ever here of her or this game

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 03:25:57 058dfd No.308691

>>308685

The Kim Swift I'm familiar with was the designer of Portal, a shittier knockoff called Quantum Condundrum, and works at Amazon on I have no idea what.

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 05:09:45 3d1edd No.308718

>>308685

I am waiting with baited breath for a link or archive as to why this person is relevant to anything…

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 07:03:08 eeb125 No.308724

>>308718

It's not. Just a likely shit game that's about being a woman. There's not even a real reason to be mad at this or anything unless the dev goes full Sunset

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 10:15:03 a2477c No.308737

>>308691

Oh come on, portal was awesome.

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 12:48:49 99123d No.308753

Bait. Or Poe's Law. I sincerely cannot tell anymore.

http://www.tamponrun.com/

But hey, let's imagine for a second it's true:

Where should I promote my game? I know! The gaming press! Le audience is avid of main-stream action games despite what the contacted outlets like to believe/pretend/lie about. A couple of poorly written articles and an over-hyped pamphlet later, the "game for real gamers" is released. Unfortunately the audience that might be interested by the product never heard of it, the people whom heard about it don't like it at all and feel insulted; the sales are abysmal. Barrage of articles claiming gamers are misogynistic sexist pigs, while devs are decrying on Twitter the attitude of these entitled shitlords who happen to have free-will (You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!)

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 15:36:15 9ce059 No.308767

Sounds like a shitty game but that's irrelevant to me. I just won't buy it.

Please do come back to me when her friends in the press start plugging her shitty game without due disclosure though.

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 16:23:30 8c809a No.308778

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>>308767

She was on NPR (yeah I know) couldn't quite pin down whether she's an activist or not

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 16:24:22 c4246c No.308779

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>Mini games include picking out an outfit ,what not to eat on a date ect.. Anybody ever here of her or this game

nope never

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 17:16:29 c15992 No.308785

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> Kim Swift poetry afficianado/game developer

Kim Swift is the brain behind both Portal games and will forever be remembered for that.

I don't know about OP's devirginization game. No links or sources were provided.

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 17:35:22 b13188 No.308789

>>308685

That sounds weird as fuck, but she's a big girl. She can do what she wants

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 18:00:27 8b9016 No.308797

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>>308785

Is that her? She's cute, kinda looks like Chell. Makes me want to give her cake.

That said, I guess I might play a game about deflowering her. Seems a bit narcissistic and more than a little fucked up to make a game where the plot is for the players to bang you, though. Still, no judgements, she can work through her issues in whatever ways she sees fit.

More seriously, why's this in GGHQ, anyhow? Was OP trying to troll (badly) or drum up some viral marketing with the weird meta-knowledge that we mostly don't give a shit about her gender if the games are good, and would address it with a more open mind than usual because of the knee-jerk assumption that someone's looking for sweet screenies of us misogynists?

Shit, sorry. I failed. Here, let me try again.

I HATE WOMEN

I SEXUALIZE WOMEN

I HATE GAMES WITH FEMALE PROTAGONISTS BECAUSE I CAN WATCH THEM BOUNCE AND JIGGLE FROM BEHIND BECAUSE I HATE SEXUALIZING WOMEN

Wait, damn it, I fucked up. Can I get another take?

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 18:09:08 b099d2 No.308798

>>308797

> Was OP trying to troll (badly)

there's been quite a bit of ghazi-tier posting being done, which probably has some overlap with assmad /ggrevolt/ shills furious about whatever the fuck the FBI drama was about. Taunt, call it out, and hide/report/move on

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 18:10:15 8c809a No.308799

No just wanted to see if there was any thing deeper here or yous heard of her (as in a activist way) otherwise its /v/

Leader 12/10/15 (Thu) 18:10:49 8c809a No.308801

>>308799

>>308798

Thats reply to that q

Leader 12/11/15 (Fri) 02:52:30 f64581 No.308866

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>>308797

> kinda looks like Chell.

Yeah, she's a mix of races.

According to Portal 1&2 credits, Chell is based on Alesia Glidewell, of Brazilian and Japanese descent. Vid related, is what Chell would've looked in real life.

Also,

http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Al%C3%A9sia_Glidewell

Leader 12/15/15 (Tue) 06:02:01 29ec19 No.309425

>>308685

I've met her. She's a pretty cool person to hang out with. Also, she has a pretty nice singing voice. Portal was a lot of fun, and I think that anyone that can make good games should be doing it.

Leader 12/16/15 (Wed) 03:44:03 3645e2 No.309576

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>>308779

So its Barbie simulator the game.

Is there a ken character to swoon over?its not a barbie game if there's no male eye candy who is basically a lughead who does nothing buy drive nice cars and look devilishly handsome.