>>316097
All these game reviewers now are asshats with the same goddamned gimmick
>play an annoying character, either "angry potty mouth" or "easily confused manchild"
>spend 3/4 of the video on playing some bad sketch comedy that is not fucking funny and totally irrelevant
>half-ass the actual review, accentuate the negative, and pretend it's awful if you just don't personally like it, while leaving out a lot of pertinent info on the game because actually reviewing in-depth is too hard
>shitty special effects everywhere, why not? AVGN has been at this for a decade and he still looks like a grade schooler that just learned Photoshop 10 minutes ago
>passive-aggressive hatred of emulation to justify spending $75K on game cartridges they will never even play, while they often live in homes that cost half what their games cost and have shelves that cost maybe $40 at most, I swear many of these reviewers look like they live in a crappy small town thrift store, they don't even buy complete copies of shit
You faggots bitch and moan about "muh ethics" yet almost none of them are remotely honest about the games they review.
Lazy Game Reviews and Guru Larry are about the only exceptions I'm aware of. But they're balanced out by Nostalgia Critic, Cinema Snob, Nostalgia Annoying Cunt sorry I mean Chick, and the rest at Channel "Bill Hicks Fanboys" Awesome who don't do games but have the same awful character gimmick.
I guess there's AlphaOmegaSin, but he's not really a reviewer, he's just a whiner, kind of like an SJW but with opposing views, I swear he's the king of first world problems. "These game companies OWE ME" seems to be his mantra, no they fucking do not owe you. He's even harassed game devs himself because he's such a selfish cunt, and going back to before, his house and game collection look like a trash heap. Meh, fuck him and the rest, call me a PIRATE, I don't care, at least by emulating my games I can afford shampoo and a house that doesn't look condemned.
>>316107
By your logic, OJ is 100% innocent because the jury said so. Allen is a scumbag and Hollywood is protecting him. The same Hollywood that helped draft TPP, no less.