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Post here every time you visit /general/.

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I'm looking to improve the board and give it a character distinct from the default.

Any suggestions put them in this thread.

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BACK to /b/

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As you can probably tell, this board is under new ownership. I'm only going to enforce two rules:

1. The 8chan global rule: Do not post, request, or link to any content that is illegal in the United States of America.

2. No flooding. As a general rule, posting the same thing more than 5 times is considered flooding, unless you do it in your own thread. Additionally, creating a thread about the topic when there are already 3 or more threads about the same topic is considered flooding.

Common sense will be followed when applying these rules.

Shitpost away, faggots!

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>it's not suppressing free speech if it's something i don't like

faggot, i hate the thread too but instead of asking benzene to go back on his word i hid the post. really activates your almonds, doesn't it brainlet? if roll greater than zero you go back to >>>/b/


complain to the globals, not the BO

check the logs, chrishansen did it

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E=mc^2 for objects at rest, but two cups of tea with the same mass but different temperature have different energies. So do we have to use E^2=(m^2)(c^4)+(p^2)(c^2) for the kinetic energy of the individual molecules? In that case, does time flow faster for a hot cup of tea than a cold cup of tea, even if they are both at rest?


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I can tie my own shoelaces now!



Hello Kiitty



Time contracts according to the Lorentz equation sqrt (1 - v^2/c^2) where v = velocity of the cup and c = speed of light. So time in the cup will slow down if you propel it across the room at a relativistic speed.

Gravity will also slow down time so you could suspend the cup at the edge of a black hole (as shown in the tv show Andromeda). Be very careful to not fall in yourself else you will have to wait for someone to fish you out 300 years from now at which point you will be a 300-year-old blubbering idiot who should have known better than to tamper with the arcane physics of the universe and Einstein will have a big laugh. Capiche?



that doesn't answer my question



What is the question, when you already know the answer?

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LONDON—Theresa May’s government—which has lurched from one crisis to another ever since she took over as Britain’s prime minister in 2016—is under siege from her own cabinet, with two high-profile ministers quitting in the space of one hour Thursday morning, the day after she presented the deal she’d struck with the EU for the U.K.’s exit to near-universal criticism.

The two ministers, which included the cabinet secretary in charge of Brexit, have quit in protest after May revealed the culmination of months of negotiations Wednesday—only to have her efforts panned by both sides of the EU debate. May is a single-issue prime minister, and the harsh verdict on her deal seriously imperils her leadership.

One U.K. government minister told The Daily Beast that the government was “fucked, in every hole” and admitted this could be the endgame for May, saying there were three possible routes: May resigns as prime minister, she fights a leadership challenge in her party, or she calls an election.


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ITT we post strong black bulls fucking pure aryan wymn in ways pathetic /pol/ack bitch boy white betas cannot

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Looks like the "Appropriate Cultural Exchange Program" ("ACEP") is working extremely well.


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delete /b/

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There are no winners on /b/, only retards.


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THE meme that is freaking out the retarded /b/ mods at the moment.



No it's not


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Actually, Rin is one of the main reasons why dys is currently undergoing intensive therapy... the problem being, of course, is that "Rin" does not actually exist.

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what's love, anyway?

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Baby don't hurt me


Don't hurt me


No more


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>Did you know ants eat semen?

I left an accidental cum stain on the floor and there was a lot of ants eating from it

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Anon is truly onto something special, here!


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This is the 2nd edition of Toadstools.

Previous thread: >>12476

If you have bookmarks or other interesting links to share then let's have 'em.

Cheers, Patriots!

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Check this out. This is how you make a case: with evidence. The naysayers offer no evidence, just a lot of bluster and innuendo. Trump is winning. Can't prove otherwise.



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Thanks for this, /pol/.




Why are you stereotyping? Dumb ass!!!


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Think about this for a goddamn split-second. Rather than sending the women and children ahead to the border, they send along a bunch of queers? This is an idiotic attempt to manipulate public opinion. I can already hear the shrieks coming from the rabid left when the US border patrol sends these creatures back.



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why does it matter if its gay or not i just really really like cute ultragirly 2d boys


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Bugger that

Bugger me




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No! Love me instead!



Why is she all wet?

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dysnomia's delusional nightmare ("DDN")

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I like to post lewd or irreverant messages as much as the any anon but sometimes you gotta get something off your chest.

I often bookmark interesting things I find on the net but then it all just sits there because I seen it once and I don't really need to see it again.

You're probably the same. We all bookmark stuff and then forget about it because what else are you gonna do? Send it to your relatives? Hah!

So, here's a place to unload on your shit. Post your favourite news stories, videos, memes or whatever you think is interesting. We can all help each other to keep up with the establishment lies of the day.

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That is so incredibly racist, there is no word in the English language to describe it.




by "racist" do you mean "accurate"?


New thread is now open for business




"Accurately racist" and "culturally appropriate" are interchangeable here?

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