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File: eca5517cd6b2bc0⋯.jpg (494.39 KB, 1279x727, 1279:727, chaosmonkey.jpg)

 No.1[Reply]

Post here every time you visit 8chan.

Only the global rule is enforced.

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 No.1005

>>306

Oh shit i forgot about that hentai, that was some good shit




File: a99f94b6912e07c⋯.jpg (46.04 KB, 480x320, 3:2, ovenfull.jpg)

 No.427[Reply]

Would be really be any worse off if the jews ceased to exist?

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 No.811

>>593

Is it correct for an entire race to be judged by the actions of a few? No. Then who is at fault, various groups of people, some nazis, defending a historical monument, or the media who labels, shames, and seeks to silence an entire race? White Nationalists aren't fucking anyone over, just because the media spins a narrative out of it.


 No.837

>>427

whites, khoisan, and japs would be better off

muslims, niggers, chinese, beaners, and sexual perverts all benefit from the jews

>>447

He has the shekels to spare and he figured it was a good strategic move for himself and/or Jewry itself. Even if his only goal was to improve your opinion of him (and by extension, his (((race))) ), he clearly succeeded in doing so- thus, it was a good investment.


 No.907

>>811

at least they spin a narrative mr popy costa


 No.1003

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 No.1004

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File: 1c703af8fd28181⋯.jpg (125.46 KB, 800x1117, 800:1117, front.jpg)

 No.686[Reply]

NEW CHAPTER IS OUT

The adventures of Christ-chan is an ongoing /pol/ comic project about /pol/ waifus featuring Christ-chan. 30 chapters and counting. Started in June 2015.

Read the comics here

https://gijinka.blogspot.my

Support the artist here

https://patreon.com/christchan

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 No.762

File: cb50d65e874a3d1⋯.jpg (42.89 KB, 280x400, 7:10, fgtry.jpg)

Why the fuck would anyone pay 25$ to see more of this shit.


 No.832

>>762

free child cartoon porn ? where ?


 No.913

>>704

>saging a thread on general

holy shit go fucking kill yourself nigger


 No.914

>>762

sages arent downvotes

hang yourself


 No.1002

check my 1002




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 No.253[Reply]

Niggers

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 No.904

Niggers


 No.912

>>509

<when your country looks like a piece of fried chicken

Can't make this up, niggers.


 No.940

File: c47af69ea631498⋯.png (33.43 KB, 1216x618, 608:309, niggers.png)

African American gentlemen


 No.960

>>509

benin :DDDDDDDDD


 No.990

>>253

Niggers!




File: 35ffd1b9ab234cb⋯.jpg (24.39 KB, 550x428, 275:214, Gtthe only 3 friends gtsom….jpg)

 No.963[Reply]

Post realy, really, likeable pics and stories.

 No.964

File: fa256d5a181f5f7⋯.jpeg (86.04 KB, 640x990, 64:99, fa2.jpeg)

A fat, pimple faced faggot sits on a broken kitchen chair that has one leg shorter than the other 3, endlessly stroking his chronically flaccid, smegma coated cock, just looking for the one thing that will get him hard. Finally, he comes across a YLYL thread. "Oh boy!" he exclaims, as he ejects his rancid, Doritos scented saliva into the palm of his hand. "Just what l need." He frantically starts lubing up his chaffed stump while navigating his labyrinth of overused memes and Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction. At last he finds it, the holy grail of aphrodisiacs: the naked banana. As he posts picture after picture, he giggles uncontrollably while his baby dick reaches maximum altitude. He repeats "l really really really like this image" over and over again in between fits of laughter. As he reaches his climax, his body covered in glorious PC master race sweat, and his tic tac cock covered in hepatitis infected blood, he leans back in his chair and says with great satisfaction, "Thanks Lori."


 No.965

File: 8fc70a904d673e3⋯.jpg (53 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, raf,750x1000,075,t,fafafa-….jpg)

>>963

Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?

You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.

And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.

Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.


 No.966

File: 0c4e40088051a47⋯.png (5.25 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1428704064619.png)

I have never actually won a single one of these threads.

Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.


 No.967

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.


 No.969

Do you ever stop and think about how bad John, Bill and Lori's lives have become because of this banana? I do sometimes. I think about how John J. Callanan hasn't uploaded a new marketing video in over 6 months. He probably has a family to support. His kids can't even eat three solid meals a day because all of his potential employers associate him with that shit-eating banana picture.

Lori can't get away with posting anything online anymore without a thoughtless barrage of "Thanks, Lori" comments. She pretends that it's genuine, that somebody, somewhere cares about her well-being. But deep down she knows it's a lie. She knows that every day is a struggle to escape her past. Her innocent approval of that naked banana will haunt her until death finally embraces her and takes her away from this hell.

Bill, on the other hand, is too clueless to get it. He'll go on thinking that BH Ideas is making an impact in "personal branding" and continue to laugh at that banana picture whenever he opens the file. We all know he has the file, because he saved it. It's all his, my friend.




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 No.909[Reply]

Would be really any worse off if the jews had complete control?



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 No.574[Reply]

>this board is supposed to be where you go to post cancer

>the content is the exact same as every other board in 8chan

 No.598

you must not have been around much


 No.692

>>598

>but… you're a NEWFAG so there!

classic.


 No.908

>>574

same feeling…as a newfag




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 No.600[Reply]

Don't post porn, whatever you do.

 No.601

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 No.906

File: 8defcb020f94d24⋯.gif (24.85 KB, 329x302, 329:302, gay.gif)

why was my jim thread deleted on here?

fucking faggots




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 No.863[Reply]

I know I'm not the only one that has made a waifu character on Xenoverse, so lets show 'em off. Here is Colli (Saiyan), what's your Xenoverse waifu?

 No.865

File: 52c6a318d498a43⋯.jpg (128.66 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Colli the Saiyan Going Sup….jpg)

File: 7dd06c093bb4a8e⋯.jpg (103.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Colli unamused.jpg)

File: d86a72961b86f6c⋯.jpg (105.46 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Colli waiting.jpg)

More of the same


 No.867

File: ac2c8b7a6644895⋯.jpg (120.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Colli the Saiyan.jpg)

File: 6bd113d6ebf3498⋯.jpg (104.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Colli the Saiyan2.jpg)

Last pics of Colli I have




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 No.569[Reply]

TURN AWAY

 No.602

File: 4addf8a6c3daf03⋯.jpeg (24.12 KB, 400x275, 16:11, zzz.jpeg)

A YOUNG BOY




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 No.266[Reply]

char limit?

 No.564

File: a15f65dda48f75f⋯.jpg (123 KB, 615x643, 615:643, 1379080548211.jpg)

I'm a guy and I came here to laugh at you.


 No.575

test




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 No.267[Reply]

general general

posts generals

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 No.391

>>304

Mushroom mushroom!


 No.409

niggers


 No.449

>>409

>niggers

/general/'s /general general/.


 No.557

File: 4ba0cca75ac5d31⋯.jpg (384.56 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, .jpg)

File a grievance


 No.570

File: 713ce45b454c1ba⋯.jpg (64.78 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Issam Zahreddine.jpg)

Press F to pay respects.




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 No.534[Reply]

Destroy this group.

Post anything you want, gore or porn

https://discord.gg/5zcTcFE



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 No.529[Reply]

Enter the group redpill and shitpost on facebook, we are starting now.

go! No loss of time: 3

entrem no grupinho mais redpill e shitpost do facebook, estamos de inicio

go! sem perda de tempo :3

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1675033145901140/

GO !



File: 4f2eaabe3a68050⋯.jpg (8.02 KB, 300x300, 1:1, bane mask.JPG)

 No.150[Reply]

Dr. Pavel? I'm CIA

 No.241

File: 07c5af57563a33b⋯.jpg (137.96 KB, 1797x1055, 1797:1055, macpavel.jpg)

Dr. Mac? Im Pavel.


 No.242

File: b014ed1c59998c5⋯.jpg (81.29 KB, 1797x1055, 1797:1055, yum.jpg)

>>241

Dr. Skirt? Im cotton.


 No.281

Dr. Masketta Man, I'm CIA


 No.459

He wasn't alone.


 No.480

>>459

Ehh… you're expected to bring friends.




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