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Post here every time you visit 8chan.

Only the global rule is enforced.

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You don’t understand the meaning of whore.

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Make other anons ask for the sauce in vain

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>this board is supposed to be where you go to post cancer

>the content is the exact same as every other board in 8chan

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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you shitposters do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Shitposters are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.


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Thanks, doc agent.


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I didn't really want to type this out loud because I'm afraid of butterfly effect implications but I feel like this is what /b/ was like for one glorious moment and then the bang was over and it was cancer.the posts here are actually funny and random this is what I have always imagined old /b/ was like in my imag I feel like crying tbh I am already fucking up the rules cause this is my second post in one go I must go


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>he doesn't have the WebM version

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It's not like anyone will ever see it here anyway.

>I cheated on my wife and probably knocked up a mixed girl

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I'm really, really lonely, but I've been in denial for over a decade so even my own mind refuses to acknowledge this because I don't want to start acting out of desperation and do something stupid.


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I always wanted to get a gf just so she could cuck me


I love sex simulator games.


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The roasties of 2018 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorhea, Chads and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It's been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these whores jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spy spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested.

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the board owner sucked alan greenspans dick in 1977 behind a mcdonalss



How can you tell what's front and back of a sheep? Do they even know?

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It's a pedophile ring



That swirly triangle is an esoteric chomo symbol for sure

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total n00b here.

i have no idea how this place works. Its like a giant vomit soup i cant even navigate it without going wtf.

I just want Q to answer me this question relating to pizzagate. If i post in wrong place pls respond how/where to post this bc even the faq is gay:

Q –where are all the rescued kids being taken? To military bases? And what will happen to them? Given therapy until eventually released into civilian life?

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the TL;DR version is: Q is fake but pizzagate is true


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there were no kids and there was no pedo pizza place. It's all pure fiction, and bad fiction at that.





This is LARP-Anon here

The rescued kids are being taken to a secret location.



That was more informative than I had anticipated

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why the FUCK are 8chan captchas so hard to get right compared to any other site?

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I don't fucking now.



they are easier than GOOGLE captchas.







8chan has literally the best/simplest captchas

would you rather be clicking images for 5 minutes?

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What OS is the best for browsing the Tor network right now? (a.k.a, the so-called "spooky scary deeb web").

Last I heard, it was Tails, but I'm completely out of the loop when it comes to how this shit works in 2018.


Windows 7



whonix (or QubesOS which is recommended by Snowden) or Tails. pls don't download CP or buy illegal drugs. Read the Bible.


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depends on what you are planning to do.

if your just going to browse, it literally doesn't matter what you use.



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it really is the jews

fuck I'm a 19yo boomer soyboy. help me /cancer/

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Heek my warning those cheecking the front page, only nightmares wait you down after this thread. Listen to me, reagrdless of your age, that shit you will see is not good for the head.


Your Body is Your Synagogue

Worship Yourself

Wake Up At Israel's Twilight

Eat Jewish Struggle

Grow Fat Muscles

Lift Mad Hebrews Everyday

Don't Skip Kike Day

We're All Gonna Make Matzo, Bros



OP here, I've started to work out and go to the gym but I still get beaten up after the gym by all the niggers that go and they say I'm a weak ass cracka



lol, i've met a guy who looks just like your pic OP. hair, glasses and everything

he was a racist piece of shit.



Ben Garrison

Pandering to the right since the 80's

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Alright guys I've been off of work for a while now (fuck being a wagecuck) and I've been thinking about organizing a raid just to blow some free time and to reminisce about the good ol' days. But a raid needs a good theme/topic to make it an actual decent raid, maybe something along the lines of a #FreeAlexJones or some shit, you anons are probably better at these ideas than I am. I feel like I have a decent platform for the raid to take place at as well, It's this shitty online game with a Habbo Hotel copy paste type layout and template called Woozworld, its literally filled with preteens (and not so preteens) trying to get their dick wet online, it also has a base character creation that could be abused aswell. But feel free to leave other suggestions as well as its just a brainstorm right now.


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>trying to get their dick wet online

and how's that going?

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What's preventing you from going rouge and writing malware?

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because what's the point



The lols



What IS the point? Other than some mal my comp contracted once that asked for money all it's ever done is slow down my PC. That shit leaches proc power don't it?


Because I prefer being blanche.



there are many ways to make money of malware.

stealing personal/card information

using your machine to mine

getting paid to install other peoples malware on the computers you have infected

encrypting all the drives and demanding ransom just to name a few.

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Just wait and see, you bunch of nazi cucks

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Are all the pro Communists and pro Socialists aware that the greatest gains under the Soviet and Chi-coms came during a period of a shift AWAY from socialism and towards market based systems? Hmmm? After the death of Stalin the Soviets began the move towards more market based systems, that the Chinese today are seeing great strides in improvement as it switches to STATE CAPITALISM and away from Socialism and Communism?

One of the great truths everyone forgets was that even the Communists began to move away from Communism after it apparently failed. Even the Communists decided to move back to markets and profits and away from centrally controlled socialist production and distribution? One of the greatest tales of Communism's failure is the fact that very few stuck with it after a few decades of trying it.

Jim Jones was a true Communist, look how that turned out. North Korea sticks with a hardline centrally controlled economy "for the people" and look where they are at, how their people live. All reforms to improve NK and Cuba are all moves towards markets and away from state Socialism.

By the way, where was a lot of that grain the Soviets were eating coming from? Who was selling them wheat at below market prices? How where those agricultural production projections the Soviet's had and how true were they?

And how true is any of the numbers that came out of locked tight Soviet land, a place that was pure propaganda, kept outsiders out and controlled every narrative with an iron fist? Why do you think anyone who visited the Soviet's constantly guarded and guided around and everything they saw was controlled?



You must adhere to the true solution. Read these words and understand their truth and then you may begin to make this a world worth living in.

All fucking ganglike thugs must be killed immediately. Social nicetys and standards will be met or you will be beaten by the mob. Those who don't work will be slain by the mob. Those who do drugs will be slain by the mob. Those who have deformed their features and skin will be slain by the mob.

Those who do not improve their abode will lose their abode to a wothier person. Those who do not learn in school will be put to work. Those who do not work will be slain by the mob.

Those who wish for higher education must prove their worth through intellect or pay for their education by their own labor. All others are undeserving and shall be put to work.

Unruly niggers and any who behave like an unruly bigger shall be slain by the mob. There will be no police. Those seen fit by the mob shall maintain order but the mob must also maintain order. The only good community is one where all enforce the law. This will keep unruly niggers to a minimum.

There ya go I fixed that for ya you fucking retarded commie. Here are solutions to all your problems that won't lead to a complete and utter breakdown of every single fucking thing you are bitching about.



Well once a large part of your population has died from commie induced starvation naturally there will be more to go around.


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Die you commie fuck

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How do I get nudes of my cousin fellow anons ? She's absolutely hot; I thought of maybe creating a fake profile somewhere and then start flirting, do you reckon this might work ?


1. Hide a camera in bathroom.

2. Take her to the beach or pool or something

3. Let her shower off later.

4. fap fap fap

5. Post pics here

6. fap fap fap


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