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Post here every time you visit /general/.

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Is this it?

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As you can probably tell, this board is under new ownership. I'm only going to enforce two rules:

1. The 8chan global rule: Do not post, request, or link to any content that is illegal in the United States of America.

2. No flooding. As a general rule, posting the same thing more than 5 times is considered flooding, unless you do it in your own thread. Additionally, creating a thread about the topic when there are already 3 or more threads about the same topic is considered flooding.

Common sense will be followed when applying these rules.

Shitpost away, faggots!

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You need some new cheerleaders.

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I'm looking to improve the board and give it a character distinct from the default.

Any suggestions put them in this thread.

Note that all banners should be 300 pixels wide and 100 pixels tall.

All banners must be in JPG, PNG or GIF format, and be less than 500kb in size.

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It's not like anyone will ever see it here anyway.

>I cheated on my wife and probably knocked up a mixed girl

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>Blip Bloppity Bloop, you just stepped in poop



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vocaroo it



>Blip Bloppity Bloop, you just stepped in poop



Thanks, Rin



I regret deleting 2 out 6 webcam videos of a girl whose face I really liked.

>For some reason the last two didn't transfer to my flash drive

>In one of the videos her face was shown for I think a few minutes

I have to find the last two videos but everything about her was wiped from the face of the earth.

From what I can remember her name is Karen Selkkan and she is 26? but it's been years.

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Long time since we had one of these, huh boys? You have two choices:

1. Marry her and bear her children.

2. Feed her to the meat grinder.

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No matter what your gender is, no matter what your sexual preference is, the Umaru is always the right choice, sexually, spiritually, intellectually.


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poomaru is a nigroid


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The Umaru takes on whichever form is most appealing to the viewer, in your case a nigger. The blinding light of the Umaru lies underneath in wait for the darkness.


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Noot Noot

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This is the 2nd edition of Toadstools.

Previous thread: >>12476

If you have bookmarks or other interesting links to share then let's have 'em.

Cheers, Patriots!

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The ad was directed by Kim Gehrig at the UK-based production agency, Somesuch. Gehrig was behind the 2015 "This Girl Can" advertising campaign for Sport England and "Viva La Vulva", an advertisement for Swedish feminine hygiene brand Libresse.




That second pic is actually pretty funny.

The first one is unoriginal, boring, tedious, overused, unnecessary, etc. etc.

Get my point?


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Good meme movie but this is still the best meme movie I have seen yet: >>16164. If you don't recognize every face shown in these memes then you haven't been paying attention. Kung Fury Trump is based on this Kickstarter project:



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Africans Have Never Built a Major Enduring City in 3,000 Years -- Dr. James David Manning (a black man) emotionally decries the lack of black achievement. Only a black man could say these things because a white man would lose his job and security for doing so. For example, James Watson, discoverer of the DNA helix, has just seen insult added to injury:



More from Manning:


Looking for a High IQ Black Population:


Although there are good reasons to doubt the accuracy of IQ tests, after decades of research on the relationship between race and IQ, it is no longer possible to ignore the truth: blacks fall below all other races on the IQ scale. What this means exactly is open to debate but the research cannot be denied. Unfortunately, political correctness demands that you should be stripped of your job and your honour if you dare to suggest such things. In Zimbabwe, and now South Africa, the white man gets the blame for the black man's failure and the result is more failure. The truth needs to be faced. I like this comment on Youtube:

Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me crazy, Tyrone, can’t you learn anything!!?” One day Tyrone’s mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Movies et cetera.

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Ichi The Killer

Content film revolves around "Yakuza" and a weird guy named Ichi. As one of the two main characters, Ichi is a kille. When he murders, he fells "happy". Kakihara is the second main character who does not know what fear is, and also very cruel. The fight between Ichi and Kakihara is unpredictable.

Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime

Actors: Shinya Tsukamoto, Nao Omori, Alien Sun, Tadanobu Asano

Directors: Takashi Miike

Country: Japan

Duration: 129 min

Quality: HD

Release: 2001

IMDb: 7.1



Blade of the Immortal (2017) - HD 1080p

Rating: 6.8


Manji, a highly skilled samurai, becomes cursed with immortality after a legendary battle. Haunted by the brutal murder of his sister, Manji knows that only fighting evil will regain his soul. He promises to help a young girl named Rin avenge her parents, who were killed by a group of master swordsmen led by ruthless warrior Anotsu. The mission will change Manji in ways he could never imagine - the 100th film by master director Takashi Miike.





Let's hunt down as many Takashi Miike’s movies as we can what do you say?

Takashi Miike’s 10 Best Films, From ‘Ichi the Killer’ to ‘Audition’

10. “Fudoh: The New Generation” (1996)

9. “Sun Scarred” (2006)

8. “Ichi the Killer” (2001)

7. “13 Assassins” (2010)

6. “Young Thugs: Nostalgia” (1998) and “Dead or Alive 2: Birds” (2000)

5. “The Happiness of the Katakuris” (2002)

4. “Visitor Q” (2001)

3. “Shangri-la” (2002)

2. “Rainy Dog” (1997) and “The Bird People in China” (1998)

1. “Audition” (1999)

There are about 100 to choose from post your favorite.


Takashi Miike


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>that one pedofag that larps as a little girl in almost every thread

i only want to know: why?

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Nice wood paneling there



Indeed. You don't see much wood paneling anymore really, do you?



No, not really. My brother lived in a place with some on one of his lounge room walls, but he removed it all in the end.



Is this your younger or older brother, anon?

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GORE thread. I wanna see white people living in first world contries dying.


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too bad you get this



They did that guy a favor. That heart looked ready to blow any minute.

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why do inklings have to have such gorgeous ass? i want to make out with their bum and slip my penor into it after

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How is it autism?



To answer your question, probably.


This is highly advanced autism, not your ordinary run-of-the-mill day-to-day autism... whole conferences have been dedicated to this level of autism.


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Did yuu happen to mention, at your last family gathering, that you have a sexual appetite for 2D squids? So... how did that go for you?

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It's not easy being 400 lbs, you know

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looking for another shit chan come over to https://64ch.net


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Now with MOAR of this!






Is that thing even human?



I believe the expression you are seeking is "mutation/abomination of nature", something along that line.

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Q is the objective to make 33 degrees and below take the fall for what the 34 degrees and above are doing to this Country, i.e. GHWB was 77 degree. Is this part of it

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Have you considered that you are fucking wrong?


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That's why it was a question not a statement of fact. I just read that somewhere I just don't remember where I heard the "theory" I was not trying to open a 👇



is this an image of frozen llama semen again?


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Why are there 2 R's



Simply: Trump is a complete retarded moron.

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What did you come here for? Running away from or to something only to find your irritating self once again.

Misfortune and fortune have no doors, men incur or win them. Recompense follows virtue and vice as the shadow follows substance.



Wherever you go there you are, there is no excuse for what you have become; no one to blame or criticize but yourself, you made it. If you don't like what you see, look deeply in the mirror and change it.

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...and no-one to help.


let's discuss the reality of reality



No. I have autism, and this is beyond my ability to logically reason antelope beehive hairdo.


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>let's discuss the reality of reality.

What version of that word do you advocate we discuss?

And how far back in time do we travel, and who is your authority figure for the discussion? Should we use Sigmund Freud an Austrian neurologist, the father of psychoanalysis , or his student Wilhelm Reich an Austrian doctor of medicine and psychoanalyst who disagreed with him and is largely blamed for the permissive society we have today today?

And if we talk about historical figures we need to put things into context with a discussion of the founder of Psychohistory.

Lloyd deMause, pronounced de-Moss is an American social thinker known for his work in the field of psychohistory. He did graduate work in political science at Columbia University and later trained as a lay psychoanalyst, which is defined as a psychoanalyst who does not have a medical degree. He is the founder of The Journal of Psychohistory, his book is The Origins of War in Child Abuse.


The Origins of War in Child Abuse; Full Audiobook!




too painful

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Come post on /2019/ for New Years!



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