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Post here every time you visit 8chan.

Only the global rule is enforced.



You lack the ability to understand.

But I get it. It's okay when you do it, it's okay if it allows you to avoid blame. But if you can point the finger at someone else, then it's wrong.


This is (((a test))) I want to make.



Nice way to say nothing of value



What the fuck?



>Evolution has no purposes.

Correct. It is a decription of a natural process. Thus, clothing is natural.



So if I'm living in an environment which is naturally 80 degrees every damn day, it's a natural process that I put on clothing to overheat?



Way to not understand.

You're saying "oh, people evolved this skill because then X" but that's not how it works.


Seymour Lessans tells us that in the future we will wear translucent robes in order to let our partners (whom is the first person whose sexual organs we find attractive) that we are ready for sex.

We will have sex directly on the table after spaghetti and meatballs monday.

And you think this ISN'T the golden age?

Peacegirl, are you still here?


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A girl I know online, who I got nudes from etc. but started to hate for her personality, continued to want me for a long time

She met soemone IRL that looks just like me so she sucked his dick, then later they ended up fucking

I'm still a virgin. A psychotic chick on the internet fucked my doppelganger



Better to learn early: women do not experience love like a man. They are sluts who only yearn for your resources.

Because you tell a funny joke and she laughs does not give her a good sense of humor.

Because you like good music and she will listen to it does not mean she has good taste.

What does she really offer other than a chance to reflect your greatness back unto you?

The idea that there is "true love" out there for you is a fairy tale lie.

If she felt about you like you felt about her, how could she possibly do such a thing?

She couldn't. The fact is you didn't matter. She was using you for attention, and she found someone she could use more so she dropped you.

It's rough, but it's the truth. Go your own way. There is nothing noble is voluntary slavery.


I am telling you this as someone who has had sex thousands of times with many women.

It is said a man can hurt you by breaking your bones. Bones heal.

A woman can hurt you by betraying your trust. A heart does not heal.



Seymour Lessans sounds like a fucking faggot.








When did I say that?



>I am telling you this as someone who has had sex thousands of times with many women.

Is this pasta?



No, it's my life experience telling you what you need to but don't want to hear.

Wake up.



>Humans evolved to use tools. Our lack of coat is an evolutionary adaptation so that we may other's coats in the cold, less coating in the heat, and defensive armor with less encumberment.

You're applying principals of intelligent design and reason to evolution.


If there was any natural selection bias toward it, why would we go from having a natural coat and protection against cold and damage to needing to create our own clothing and armour?

That's the issue. You're reasoning like somebody is designing these things. You're working backwards from "this is the way it is' and applying reasons why it is.

If you believe in intelligent design, fine. If you believe in evolution, you're a contradiction.


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How dare you call me a faggot!



God? Is that you?



Yes, child. I am here. You doubtlessly have questions.

What do you wish to ask me, my faithful son?


How come davem is such a meanie?


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omg! How did you find the last pic?

My fetish for dudes who use a caulking gun on pussy is so rare. So do you have the whole set???!?


who up



You put on clothing to protect yourself from sunburns when you don't have sunscreen you absolutely retarded nigger. You know, something like a hat? God, what a faggot you must be.



I don't sit inside all fucking day, so I can be out in the sun and not burn.

Yes I'm white, so when summer begins I'll get a light reddening, but after that fades to tan I'm solid.

It's called vitamin D you dumb nigger slut. Get some.



I'm down.


Fuck every single one of you candyass roodypoo loving degenerates.


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>be me

>be 17

>have a shitty apartment

>go to a cathlic church

>find a girl there

>names Laura

>very religous

>very strict on marriage and premarital relations

that are sexual in nature

>geuss she and i whent on a date

>im a poor asshole so we go to a great value olive garden

>well Laura starts living at my place

>she wont let me drink in my own house

>she says your body is gods temple and it must be pure

>well she is a 19 year old virgin

>im a 18 year old loser now

>she is very good at cooking and cleaning

>my shit teir apartment looks silver teir

>weed is a extreme no with her

>she at least sleeps in the same bed as me

>we cant have sex unless i put a ring on it

>im parranoid she will not like me in 7 years and take half my shit

>well she is a 8/10

>i think marrying her would have been ok

>i become 19

the downfall

>i get a managment job in fast food burgerking

>i start getting stressed

>she wont let me masterbait at all

>and she checks my computer for porn

>also know she made me go to church for like 2 years now

>wll the whole gay marriage thing is now legal

>its 2015 and Laura is not happy

>she thinks every man can have a good life with a wife and kid

>she told me she wants to get married and have kids

>i secretly download porn witch is gay btw

>im not gay either

>well we live pretty happily i work at a easy job

>she cooks me bomb ass food and cleans

>shits going good

>one day she finds me masterbaiting and gives me a rant

>dont know why its my choice

>forget to format usb with porn

>she find it

>yells and cries about what we could of done.

>we could have had kids

>we could have got married

>we could have lived together forever

>but she cant get over it

>she calls me a fagg and i need to repent

>2016 im a atheist now

>lifes recovering

>i tell myself i dont need that homophobe

>but would i be a creationist if i did

>tell myself im crazy she wouldnt even have sex after 3 years

>now i got a normal gf

>am no longer a virgin

>and Laura can die a virgin

i dated a christian conservative very unique experince




l o r i h

l mek a

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My ex was also named Laura.

She was far from religious though…



Nigger, follow the reply chain. I was talking about why canon age doesn't matter.



> telling you what you need to but don't want to hear.

This is (You) assuming I didn't forsake 3DPD shortly after puberty.



>to needing to create our own clothing and armour?

Living in climates like deserts for instance where it's blistering during the day and freezing during the night. Early humans who had the random genetic mutation to have less fur were more likely to pass their genes on since being able to easily go from heavy to light coat and vice versa on a day to day basis was a highly beneficial trait. That's not the only enviroment where it's beneficial either. The behavior of wearing coats, and behavior is to a degree influenced by genetic mutations, lead to wearing protective armor. Also highly beneficial to survival. Even primitive tribes isolated from society on temperate tropical islands still wear clothing, though often little. It's used to be said humans came out of South Africa and migrated elsewhere, but recent discoveries have placed Man's oldest ancestors somewhere around North Africa.

Now don't get me wrong. I don't believe every trait of humanity that has been gained is beneficial and has served a survival purpose. When a species comes to be dominant like humanity does, plenty of genetic mutations that are neutral or disadvantageous for survival can occur and persist simply because the species has adapted so well that these traits will not cause humans who have gained them to die before passing on their genes significantly more than other humans. They are negligible in terms of survival compared to the overwhelming advantageous traits humanity has gained over the course of evolution. Really, at that point, I would stop calling it evolution, but that depends on what your definition of evolution is. I personally like to define it as the refining of survival traits through random genetic mutaion and natural selection. Humanity no longer evolves because we've risen above natural selection. The way to "evolve" further would be enforcement of eugenics, which raises moral concerns.

For instance, I believe people with severe genetic disorders shouldn't have children. I don't think it's morally right to bring a child into the world knowing that they're going be fucked up and see it as a crime against the child similar to heaving smoking and drinking during pregnancy, or multi-generational incest resulting in deformities. But what about less severe genetic disorders? What about people are simply "sub-optimal" as opposed to "average"? What about people who are "average" as opposed to "approaching perfection", however perfection may be defined? Is right to deny them biological parenthood and the biological imperative to pass on their genes? While I may be for eugenics in the case of severe genetic disorders, I also think it's a very slippery slope.



Why are you such a faggot?



I'm around.







>>i secretly download porn witch is gay btw

>>im not gay either

You fucked up in multiple ways you literal faggot.








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Well, depends… OP, how gay was it?

Was it a twink being gangbanged by two trannys while hooked up to an IV bag filled with cum?

Or was it actually gay, like Christopher Lowell?


When you’re out for a ride…in the car you will see…

that buckling up for safety is the WAY to be.

You must be SURE…each…time…that you get in

the car…to lock your SEATBELT in…and

you’ll be SAFER BY FAR!

For you NEVER know…when there will come a time…

that your SAFETY BELT …will be your ONLY


So before you get in…remember CLICK the belt in…

and you will BEAT THE ODDS…IN THE END,



KIDS, don’t wait for the driver to tell you to wear your seatbelt. She may forget to remind you, and this is an important decision you need to make for yourself. Make it a habit to put your seatbelt on the minute you get in the car. It only takes a few seconds, but it could save your life! The strap should fit securely around your hips. If it feels loose, or there is a space between your hips and the belt, make sure to tighten it. The shoulder strap should be adjusted so it crosses your chest. It should not rub against your neck. Remember, it is up to YOU to put your seatbelt on. It cannot protect you unless you use it, so PLEASE CLICK THE BELT IN!


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>she wont let me drink in my own house

that's when you know you fucked up, shoulda said, "too fucking bad" and cracked open a beer anyways.



More like

> Moved in together

^ That's when anon fucked up.



>>>/confess/ your sins







Stop testing!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Sorry for the scratches.


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Feather-chan is my favorite website mascot


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I found this video. The artist is the black guy.

I can't tell if Joyner (the nigger) is just dumb or if someone wrote this song for him as one of the most successful trolls ever. It's so dumb and ironic they try to make the white dude look stupid and then the nigger just nignogs and meets every stereotype.

What does anon think? Dumb or successful troll?



I once stole from the cookie jar and then ejaculated into it.



nice pasta, good rendition



Did you then eat said cookie?

Did your mother?


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If you can read this you're a fag.


You're still a fag.



I never ejaculated into the cookie jar and I also never stole from the cookie jar because I was a good boy



>Was it a twink being gangbanged by two trannys while hooked up to an IV bag filled with cum?

>Or was it actually gay

<Being this delusional






Ayyyyy bby. U wan sum fuc?



2D doesn't count.


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Is that a braingina?!?


Imagine being so assblasted that you make it your life’s work to try and destabilize a Taiwanese sewing board.

I wonder if the new shareblue employees know how worthless they really are to their employers



Propaganda/Advertising follows all forms of communication as far as it is allowed to reach.

Learn how to learn rather than just knowing a bunch of facts. They can't sway you anyway you don't want to go if you can identify all their fallacies and exaggerations.

That's a choice that each individual needs to make. Taking on hate because they're not "seeing it" is just putting them beneath you. And hell, maybe they are. But doesn't that tend to limit rather than increase your desire to interact?


I mean, would you hang out at a school and yell at kids on the playground for saying they wish all school lunches were free? "WHOSE GONNA PAY FOR THAT TIMMY? HUH??"

Why not?


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Murder fucking



What does David Grohl have against the gays?


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They don't find me attractive. It's enraging.

– David Grohl


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Video evidence that round-Earth


This is the highest rocket to ever fly straight up. Notice how all of NASAs curve? That's so they don't hit the dome! But this amateur rocket did!


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Yeah, they all go down range and plop in the ocean. Big liars. Look at that photograph thread has unbelievable evidence. An engineer was on there.



Stupid autocorrections

"Photofag" thread. Space picture takers. Talk shit then hide like whiner babies.


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Don't be a jewfag.



That picture is missing the south pole, aka antarctic ring around the perimeter.


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It's so obvious.

Follow the index.



nice thumbnail faggot, fix your fucking images and maybe then i'll read your post.



What? It looks fine to me. Stop using internet explorer on your palm pilot?



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ICP has been shit and attracted the shitty since forever. They started as a bunch of wannabe niggers (Inner City Possee anyone???), then they started a cult. Then they "found Jesus" and pushed God as the secret to everything hardcore to their fans. Oh, and buying all their merchandise. You're not a cool cult member unless you have all the rare ICP stuff. And they have the nerve to bitch about them throwing money away on a furry suit?

ICP is fucking cuck city.


Requesting Rule34 – I want to see ICP getting ass raped. Hopefully suffering permanent bodily harm and/or dieing as a result of said rape.

Can anyone help me with this? Whose got the best library?


Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I seriously can't find any rule 34 for ICP. I did find this porno – Insane Clown Pussy though.



This very well may be the worst porno I have ever watched, anon. This was like 10 times worse than even an ICP music video.

Can anyone hurry up and provide some rule34 of Jazzy 2 low and Shaggy on dope getting fucked in the ass? I really need this. Bad. So bad.



File: 7fa4695cff2bc2e⋯.webm (3.94 MB, 480x350, 48:35, fuckers home full.webm)


I don't have that but I do have this



Then why do you keep posting a faggot?



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I already had that, thanks though.

Is there really no porn out there of ICP getting assraped? Did ICP somehow become the exception to rule 34? How will I ever have my deepest fantasy fulfilled…


Where is Q? Guess the larp got bored



The ARG ended.



beats me, I never cared about ICP one way or the other really.


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do you have any more lewd nuns


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Hey you loli-loving crypt-walker fart man, are you still here? I haven't seen your slogan in a while. I kinda miss you.


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I love lolicons and crypt-walkers.

Video related.



> Video related

No those are fucking nignog children. Not fuckable lolis. You're retarded. Why are you so obsessed with lolis and crypt-walking?



I have a question for you. Is a male who jacks off to yaoi gay?



>Is there really no porn out there of ICP getting assraped? Did ICP somehow become the exception to rule 34? How will I ever have my deepest fantasy fulfilled…

I too need the answer to this question.

ICP porn. Now, faggots.


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i don't know what this is im just posting it


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> ICP porn. Now, faggots

After extensive searching, I've found a few shit-tier and one pretty well hand drawn sketch… but absolutely nothing including ass rape (of either ICP member). I can't stand for this. I won't stand for this!!

Please, original content creators… fix this?


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don't know what this is either, just posting it


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A revolution in thought! The end of all evil!

Hello, my name is Janis and my father Seymour Lessans made a discovery which will change the entire world. If you are brave enough then you will be able to follow along as he guides you through to The Golden Age:



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Shut up! My daddy put a lot of thought into this and I won't have you acting like that you doo doo head. Accept The Golden Age.


This is a test:

lkjasdf lkjsdf lkjasfd
15345 2345 2345345



> That pattern



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> Windows

> Searches google for "fbi.gov" in the box NEXT TO the url address box

I work at the FBI and just got this tip,




This was you? Please don't waste our resources. Thanks.



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I'm Anthony Burch and this is my favorite thread on 8chan!


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I'm Janice. And I don't blame you! After all, I've posted the way to the Golden Age here in this thread!


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HEY GUYS AND GALS, I hope you call…can…see…

that acting on impulse is as DANGEROUS as can be.

You gotta HOLD…BACK before you go for that ball…

if it goes in the street…you gotta check…THAT’S ALL!

But ALWAYS…REMEMBER…that just before you go,

you gotta LOOK…BOTH…WAYS…then


You need to ALWAYS …REMEMBER…that just before

you go, you gotta LOOK…BOTH…WAYS…then



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no u


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Is that dude about to fuck her? That's kinda hot.


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Did somebody order a big sausage pizza?


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nope your stuck I can't help you

maybe this comfy picture will help soothe your nerves



Wow, is that a CGI rendering of a sub?


This is what happens when you expect 100% of the population to embrace cognitive dissonance and casually shoulder off the truth. Most humans love truth, sometimes they love being part of the herd more.



Error, disregard. Meant for accidental click through.


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I realised I'm staying out so late, and not wanting to come home even after there's no reason to be out, because I have no one to come home to.

Nobody is waiting for me. Nobody wants me home.

I'm just getting lonely, I guess.


Dice rollRolled 5, 4, 5, 6, 4, 2 + 6 = 32 (6d6)


Are you talking about peacegirl's plans?

I'm wearing my translucent robes. Have you made spaghetti and meatballs? It is Monday after all. I'm going to whisper the sex word and we are going to make rumpy-pumpy right here on the dinner table.

Also, I'm going to bed soon. Don't wake me up for any reason, even if the house is on fire, because that would be blaming me for sleeping, which is a first blow.


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It's her time.


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I'll be here in this thread for you. I'm looking for a job. I live in a small house with my low income family. The walls don't stop noise much, my room has no door, and there's always 2-3 people up until at least 1:30 AM. I haven't been able to get to sleep before 2AM for about 2 weeks now.


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Dice rollRolled 6, 1, 6, 2, 2, 6 + 6 = 29 (6d6)


Print out [pic related] and proudly announce you are hanging it and put it smack dab in the living room, maybe above the TV so it has to be seen.

You will find peace and quiet in your home shortly after, I promise you this.


Facebook's new PR ads "we are a kind and loving family company. We are protecting your privacy and allowing you to be human" are so cringe worthy… Do normalfags really buy into this shit???


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"That's not shit stains on my underwear, ma! That's just some faygo!"



I think it's an actual photograph of the cockpit of an airplane. I don't know what kind of plane though.


Dice rollRolled 3, 3, 6, 1, 6, 3 + 6 = 28 (6d6)


I do recognize a lot of the equipment giving it a second look. I've actually done a lot of work in aviation. If you fly in a plane you are using code I've written :)

Pretty cool – I guess I was originally guessing a sub because it's completely dark outside the windows. It could be in a closed hanger though with all the lights turned off, but I'm not sure why that would be.

The unit on the right with yellow-on-black text is definitely an aviation messaging unit, like ACARS kind of stuff.




Wtf posted on the wrong board. How did I get in general?



Nevermind I am in the right board. Not sure why the fucking dice are set, I keep clearing them… ugg 8chan.


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It's the cockpit of a Lockheed C-130 Hercules, but after it has been extensively upgraded by Boeing as part of the "Avionics Modernization Program"



Yeah, I think they are finally listening to me in how completely unsecured all of aerospace is. Any fucker with a radio broadcaster can take down an airplane.

The problem is, it's worldwide thing. So all airports and all airplanes and all HF towers, etc, need to be upgraded. And good luck getting the world to agree on everything.

They can do a "prefer secure, fallback to insecure" approach, but if you can fallback to insecure then there's no safety in the original security. This was the issue with SSL3 downgrading and why TLS is required now, but applied to aviation.



White guy makes sound arguments, nigger nigs, overturns table, slaps hat off white man. Patient white man does not lynch nigger.

White man's burden. Noblesse oblige unchecked. I think just dumb.



And at the end the nigger just nignogs at the white dude confirming everything negative he just said (including that he rides 2pacs dick).

That's what I'm saying, no way some nigger is this self-aware. I smell an epic troll somewhere in the game..


So I've been sitting in front of my couch using the couch as a table.

I keep sitting on my legs and they keep going numb.

This is very painful….. but if I move to sitting on the couch, then the couch wins.

How do I win? Anyone?



I'm confused, maybe draw a picture to better illustrate what your doing?



My legs are bent such that below the knee is under the above my knee and my ass.

I'm sitting in front of the couch, facing the couch.

My laptop is sitting on top of the couch cushion.

Under the knee and up to the knee keeps hurting, and I have to move to stretch the legs out for a bit… VERY UNCOMFORTABLE! The corrective sitting of spreading my legs out, and the accumulated pain of sitting on them a while.

But once they've calmed down I can sit on them again for like another 15 minutes.

Am I doomed to continue through these neverending cycles of turmoil on a 15 minute period?

I can't draw. But I can make you some shitty MS-paint shit to demonstrate what I'm doing if you don't get it / just feel like making me do stuff so you can tell me you still don't understand later and to provide a live video. I'm not doing that though.


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I'm not really turned on by gore loli, but I am regular loli.

The top middle one has a pretty cute face though, is that cum I see dribbling out?



Bump. My legs are hurting again.

Anyone have any real world suggestions on how I can end this perpetual cycle of suffering?

in b4 "kys, faggot"



Neck thine's person queer.



This is no time for jokes. My legs really hurt.

I would help you if you were stuck in a similar predicament. Do you lack empathy entirely?


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top middle? It's all in one row for me

But no, I don't think there's cum dripping out in any of those pics.

I'm more into guro than anything else, personally.



You disgust and I abhor guro, but I will defend to the death your right to masturbate to it.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Sit on the couch normally with your laptop in your lap. Swallow your pride you dirty whore.



I'm trying this but it feels weird. It's unnatural. I'm probably going to revert to how I was previously.

Anyone have a real workable solution?



Yep, that's cancer.



Neck yourself.


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Dude weed lmao.



I'm you but more libertarian tbh


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Hey guys.

So, I was thinking about a business. I would have toilet paper and tissues, but on each sheet/tissue would be a picture of a loli. Not the same one, maybe we've got 300 common lolis and 30 rare "collectable" lolis.

Would you like to wipe your ass and clean up your jizz on a picture of a fucking hot as shit and pure loli?

As far as pricing, it would be around 20-30% more expensive than standard TP / tissues.

I'm looking for real input here, folks. Thanks.

– The Management



I never shit in public anyway but I'd steal the roll to protect them



That's not what I'm talking about.

I'm saying I am considering starting a business where we produce this. You would order them through our website probably to start, maybe we can work up some deals with distributors who themselves work with companies like Wal Mart, etc.

Basically, I'm trying to do some market research. I'm asking if this would be a product folks would want to buy? Would it be worth paying 20% more, so say $6 bucks for a pack of toilet paper that would otherwise be $5, because of the designs [lolis]?

If you don't think folks would want to shit and sneeze and hide their wank-shame on a hot loli paper product, what would you suggest printing on toilet paper and tissues?

And don't be a total gay SJW fag and say "Donald Trump" or "Hillary." Come on, let's work together on getting something this groundbreaking into the homes and businesses of millions of lolifags everywhere!



>shitting on something and cumming on something are the same

you are a subhuman



This anon already posted my sentiments. Make it tissues, i.e. just for fapping though, and you might have something.




I'm not saying that shitting and cumming are the same. Maybe you are misunderstanding, this isn't some new "toilet paper or tissue crossover" product. These are two different products:

Toilet paper with 1 loli per sheet

Tissues with 1 loli per tissue

Make sense?


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< checked

What is this niggerjewfaggotry?


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What happens if I drive through the laser? I know it's a shutter effect Does my car / body get sliced in half?


Oops meant I know it's a shutter effect but I'm fucking stupid.


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do notmost even


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Lolicons are crypto-asslickers.



Lolicons are not pedophiles.


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Malditos hijos de puta, pero si es igualita a Isabelle, o más bien Isabelle es igualita a ella, malditos negros de mierda.

>No es recolor, no es recolor.

Ven que si es recolor negros estúpidos. Y lo peor, esto es más descarado que hispacan.


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Cast aside what remains of life,

Throw away those keys.

Tear apart the cycle of strife,

And starve out this disease.


Lol I never fucking post here.




It's not a shutter effect, idiot

It's mist



> effect due to mist

Then it wouldn't be a laser now would it? And that throws off the whole premise! You're bad at this.



Ohhhhhh…. If they both align themselves….. holy shit the ultimate double-fuck


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¿Qué estás tratando de decir? Usted no tiene ningún sentido. Pero los negros son horribles.



yeah but you would need a really long and skinny dick, like some sort of spaghetti dick



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I hate sweetness so much. Every sweet treat makes me puke and feel awful

I fucking hate American food products, they put sugar in every god damn thing

I fucking hate my body, everything is tasting sweeter as I get older. I ate a carrot and started feeling sick because I sweet it tastes like birthday-cake flavoring. I swear to fucking god that was sugary frosting and cake in carrot form.

Everything is sweet. I'm losing my fucking mind. I hate my body. I want to starve


you walk home on a dark night, in the distance you hear a cumshot…



You're assuming that I plan on slipping through the cervix and not just busting on through?

I mean fuck, she's just a woman. Not like she's valuable to society for anything but fucking. So she might as well go out doing the one thing she has of value.



If a carrot is tasting sweet then you've got either some severe mental problems or you've got a shit ton of bacteria in your mouth. The carbs need to be broken down into sugar to be sweet…



What does a cumshot sound like?




-i thought to myself but i couldnt deny reality any longer i had realised that it actually had happened.


You hear somebody cursing shoplifters.


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gee I hope no one heard that



I check their bag to see what store you can just steal from and only get a tongue-lashing.

I like free stuff.





Against your better judgement, you turn towards the source of the distinct sound.


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You hear a disgusted tone address you, "Bro! Can't you see I'm busy? Get outta here!"


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I've been derilict in my duty to remind you all that flat is justice.


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I'll help out too



> That pic with the jar

Why does she piss out of her clit?



Men are flat, therefore fags are justice. Checkmate.


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Do you even into anatomy?



< quads

So the jar is going in her ass then?


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Meme about the DNC server



But… bitch's don't know 'bout my dick.


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It keeps getting so much louder in my head lately and I feel so god-awful sick.

Jolts of anxiety and terrible feelings, and impulsive needs to start cutting through my flesh

It's happening now more than usual and I don't know why. I feel so horrible inside every time

I don't know what to do



make a gun and shoot yourself



Your life is empty. So you're trying to feel alive.

There are more productive ways. Maybe get into coding? Start going to a gym? Paint models? Something you find interesting that is only for you.



I bike regularly, I write, and I have a couple part time jobs.



>Something you find interesting that is only for you.


You've got to find self-worth. Nothing is giving you that right now.


Ain’t no Sunshine when Q’s gone

Only darkness every day

Ain’t no sunshine when Q’s gone and it’s dangerous to leave me alone

Any time Q goes away!


Hello darkness, my old friend

I've come to fart in you again

Because a burrito left me, weeping

Caused this stink that I am now, seeping

And the methane,

Is rotting out my brain

I got shit stains

Amidst the smell… only silence.






I love ARGs.


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