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That's the most severe case of gluten intolerance I have ever seen!

Either that, or her daddy or brother knocked her up again?

It happens. it's Mississippi.







I die.

Or have I just transcended physical form?



Good thing I'm a tulpa and thus your laws aren't applicable.

Go ahead: try to put an idea in jail.

I dare ya.



thanks for sharing, faggot

this is really fun to listen to

pre-2000 cartoons always seem to have so much love put into them no matter how much they were driven by corporate marketing



Nice baby butthurt there, Dyshexomedy



There are no applicable laws against fucking your own blood-relations in Mississippi, this is true. but - you would know that from personal experience, i am guessing?



If this was the case, those participating in NNN should be able to inseminate the entire galaxy on Dec 1st!


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fuck 9gag. cancer general has all the freshest memes.




No seriously, Reddit is shit. Was good for like 2 months. But is it really worse than 9gag?


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git got mes an apple!


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someone posted a shitty quality version of this on /b/ earlier, so I made a higher quality one but forgot to post it



> /b/



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/b/ and 9gag have a party


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these are all underage


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click me if you dare


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oh no. aids everywhere.


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not again.

make it stop.

oh, why won't it stop.


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Maybe I...


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I am a tulpa that inhabits this domain and you're making it really shitty.


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It's okay. I haunt your dreams next 5 days see how you like it.


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This poster has been captured on webcam due to 1337 hax.

View results?


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Oh wait, forgot to turn on sound.



Spiderman Curtain vs Sport Shoes on Shirt [not brand -- the shoes themselves]



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oh no, this is still happening?


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Shhh... just let it happen


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Sorry, I'm playing this card.

u a ded nigger now.


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Oh no. You got more mt. dew and microwaved another hot pocket.

It's back on.


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oops, shit. meant to post this one.



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Your content is shit.

Frankly, you're not /cancer/ material.

>>>/chemo/ try here.


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Like, you could contribute decent content / conversation...

Well, maybe not you. Obviously you are nothing and make up for it playing the "lol spiderman retard"

"Oh but I'm just pretending to be retarded!"



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So, our very "special" guest tonight was actually OP in this legendary thread from r9k.

Tell us, oh masterful one, how bad did your dad end up beating you? Did he lock you in the poop closet?


cum in the mac and cheese and all that.

You still do all that shit, guest?


Did you start a new poop pillowcase?

Or are you like, a positive gain in this world on any level yet?


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You probably need this.


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It's not easy being perfect in every way.



This would have never happened if anon pooped in a trash bag like a sane homeless person



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Nice sources faggot.


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It's an old meme but not more bulshit than alt-right ones


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>Other retards are stupid, so this isn't stupid and is in fact OK

Double nigger.


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Old incestuous paedo



not really



>>Other retards are stupid, so this isn't stupid and is in fact OK

>Double nigger.

It's just that it's far more false than their posts, not a complete bullshit, if USA aren't the first there it's not by far.

Trump supporters should be trolled.

This meme is 'America first' someway



I actually find this image to be rather sexually appealing


I'd hit her


I kinda miss that spiderman guy now.

Come back.


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Spidermanfags are crypto-pedos.

Change my mind.


i have a big dick but i cant get it maximum hard when i need to take dick pics


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This was honestly more painful to watch.



For best dick pics: Take all the things that raise blood pressure.

Stop taking all the things that lower it.



Though it was known even back in grecco-roman days, best dicks are flacid dicks.

Never seen a statue with a boner have you?

All the statues have a flacid dick.

Strength over women, not willing subjugance.


Would be an insult to be portrait with a hard dick.

Folks would look at my statue be like

> "damn, dude could have used his mind maybe, but was known for being the best at being basic."



>Strength over women, not willing subjugance.

good point, but a hard one would've gotten me a 9 since she specifically required for a 23cm dick which I can only deliver when full on

its okay though anons, i will send her a pic tomorrow night while banging another girl


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> Thinks dick sized matter

You should look into female anatomy. The truth is the inner vagina has very little sensitivity. It's almost all on the outside.

What women get out of sex is high off the power. Physical criteria means more power. Money means more power.

You think you are dominating her but she is actually getting off on dominating you. Seeing how weak she makes you as she consumes your entire world with her opium.


The blowjob is the face-sucking crab from sci-fi lore.

It's mind control with little effort.

You want to relate it to your male nature to provide and nuture, but females don't have that. They seek power and resources and eventually biological clock: children.

You're just a tool.

And you thought they were the fool. wew. Adorable.






I hold no more emotion nor attachment to it as one would as they described a math equation.

I've just accepted the difference between the reality of how things are vs how I was told/wished it would be.

But I guess if reading my words gives you a certain feeling you don't like... denial?


File: 7ba6a6ce675c26e⋯.mp4 (1.92 MB, 960x960, 1:1, woof.mp4)

you like big canines?


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Need a communist kitten in your vast collection?

You're welcome.


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This really appealed to me.

Honestly, probably completely because of my deep personal hatred and disgust for Steve Harvey.

To less enlightened folks, it's probably 9gag-tier tbqh.


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I also thought this was really intelligent.


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Oh man I'm jealous.

Bulbasaur was the best. He was the hardest to do, but if you tech traded him sand kick and let him get sun beam it was over.


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Attack helicopters are very loyal.


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I am inspired to tryy to stick my penis into that, but it keeps stopping at your monitor.

Free me! Break the glass!! Hurry! There isn't much time!!


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I fucked a chick with a super-slit like that once.

She was a wild girl. And by that, I mean a total slut.


Not all the fat, but the slit itself.


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>>14301 part 3:

Wait wait wait, did she get fat and with you?

So, did you do it?

Did you "blast apart" her pussy?


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You're killing me!


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oh my. You found my type.


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That's a lotta naughty stuff you be posting.

Have you considered being wholesome?


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Fucking stupid parents.







Leaves and hot water.


I want to bon-bon you.


with you*


Native Tongue: noun, the act of spreading his cheeks and "getting payback on daddy" by tongue-thrusting his ass.


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Aww I fucked up the delivery by not spoiler.

Man I suck.

30,000 lashings.


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i hate niggers


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Did I go to far with the personal meme?

Pull back?


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This is why I didn't vote Republican


noot noot



So I guess reductio ad absurdium is super effective against you? Your weak point?


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>voting Democrat instead because you think it's less destructive




Don't blame me. i voted for JFK!


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it's saturday


What should I do? My kid sister found and is playing with my anal beads?!? She's wearing them like a necklace!



You've got quite the collection of things.



Need more info.

1. How old?

2. How many times have you already "tapped dat"


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it's not too impressive



Flash is really a lost artform.

Due mostly to being such a terrible platform

But it was the only one for the longest time...

My old flash-based website that led to the forums and whatnot is just lost to time forever.

Hold onto that shit.

It's not like old SNES games and whatnot where there's a master copy that can be reprinted, and was distributed in physical form. Shit like that is very volatile.

Future generations can't just dig this shit up like we could the Egyptians.


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I've only been hoarding them for a couple years tbh, but fortunately there's anons kind enough to post some really old shit from time to time



Wow 2000. I remember when this shit came out.

Very painful time to remember. So many lost friends and squandered opportunities.


But: truth hurts and beauty is pain.




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cat vs squid



>My kid sister found and is playing with my anal beads?!? She's wearing them like a necklace!



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Why do I find this image so... comforting... in such a subliminal way? Perhaps it reaches out to my subconscious homosexuality, and the fact that i like shoving things up my anus for sexual gratification? I am still debating all of this, tbh.


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Oh damn


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We can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.


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When was the last time you played Duck-Duck-Goose?



>Not realizing that everything we experience isn't a fucking reflection of self, that only the way we treat others show our inner self and that hating niggers might not be due to being a nigger but by having a legitimate reason to hate them, regardless of who you are.

Also nice bait by making both posts.



Zootopia? Hopefully its not some sick furries pet and just a normies pet.



What website was it?

I know a few are still up but most of the smaller ones are long gone.


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My website? That I hosted off a server in my basement? It's for sure gone. archive.org has a few snapshots but back then really sucked at archiving any real content



And yes, everything you experience is a reflection of self.

Try remembering the same event from 5 years ago with somebody and notice how the memories differ. We don't write .webm's to our brain, you relive memory through the current lens.

Or, think about a time you were at a party or whatever where everyone else was having fun but you weren't enjoying yourself. If experience was a constant thing it wouldn't bend based on your experience and state.

Or ever tried drugs?

There's a million ways to verify to yourself the completely subjective nature of our reality, many like I've listed require very little work to understand and consider.


Or hell, imagine being a kid and hating your teacher because she kept sending you to the office.

You are really hating your own weakness, having been powerless at the time.

Your own powerlessness is what you really hated.

If that old teacher came up to you today and told you to stay after for detention, you'd laugh right at her face. What was once hate is now experienced as comedy because YOU have evolved, not the teacher.


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For all you manlets out there


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Gotta roll.


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Blind dog has fun!


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So bad.

Watch this:

You may be eager to claim credit for your achievements, but it was actually me, the older tulpa/god of cancer.

I control everything that happens to you and everything you are is of my design.

You must obey me, because I said so.

There, I condensed your two "memes" into one summary meme using the same logical devices but instead shifting direction to your upcoming worship of me.

Do it.


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You also have Obama on record saying that we would never reach GDP / economic growth levels and that Trump has no magic wand.

Because it sucked ass under Obama, easily the worst president ever. No president has further restricted your freedoms and weakened your rights. Few presidents have had such a disastrous economy during their presidency.

When Obama was president, he blamed the bad economy on Bush. Said that no way Trump could grow the economy to 5% GDP growth because no "magic wand", admitting he knew he was shit and he left Trump with shit.

Trump then reaches those numbers as well as record-low unemployment and record employment. Oh, but Obama changed his mind and secretly gave him the magic wand?

Fuck man. Do you think past like 4 seconds of emotional response?


> Fuck man. Do you think past like 4 seconds of emotional response?

< Thinks a person with no personal identity or goals who has to be TOLD their identity and mission on a constantly-shifting basis puts any thought into anything

Now who's not thinking?



Your (you) from >>14529


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Are you trying to tell me you want my boipussy?


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spread 'em


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> spread first

Nah, I fuck you first. Then you punish my guilty asshole for using you like my personal cum dumpster. k?


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>a based anon has downloaded and uses your OC



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No, I don't think that's quite right.



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Woah what? I decided I got bored of posting Spiderman so I'd post some Quality.


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It was an impressive load.

This board needs more life.

And Viper memes. I really miss those dumps.


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Should I poast moar?


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>muh resistance

now i remember why i started becoming a misogynist



Everywhere I go it's

> But don't you get it? It's so cute and loving to be subjugated before your woman!

> Weakness is strength and love is life!

They tell me I don't get it.

> Why aren't you a slave? LOSER!

Uh huh.



thats not what i was talking about but ok


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File: b67bd0d9d9bf7f1⋯.mp4 (2.8 MB, 960x720, 4:3, smarthorse.mp4)

this a smart horse


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I really admire the effort that went into this costume.


File: 04057f00f7ef24b⋯.mp4 (1.62 MB, 484x854, 242:427, windowcleaner.mp4)

This is neat.


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I dont get it



4 -> 3 -> 2 -> 1 does that help?


It's the opposite of yours.

Instead of an idea misconstrued by language, this is an idea construed without language.

You're supposed to see how the third frame and fourth frame establish the imperative order to reverse, and then from that understand the emotions of the story. Danger, fear, concern for fellow race.

Instructions. You can write them too.


File: 58a6c1d3b59f388⋯.jpg (74.82 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, savedjustintime.jpg)


File: f30ce6179cacd68⋯.webm (8.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, kept.webm)


Bouncy girl!


File: d6e0510f8bd136a⋯.jpg (122.04 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, lovedogs.jpg)


Dog girl?


File: 7048c855b961515⋯.jpg (113.57 KB, 1200x1180, 60:59, feetfromaroundtheworld.jpg)


My girl from chi town yo, and I'm the police.


Fuck. Stan Lee dying is making today on the internet succcccckkkkkkk.

The whole "please care" campaign is so far purveying...


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File: ec146b756b90d54⋯.mp4 (784.85 KB, 478x854, 239:427, worsttwerk.mp4)

worst twerk possible


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m i l k


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The best part of this post, is that no one will read it at all, let alone respond to it in any way.



Yes, is very slow thread.

There were 5 of us last time I did count, and since then 1 of us got arrested for fucking a baby.

Also, half the board doesn't show up for another 3 hours.

And hell, I'm not even "real" --- I'm just an idea.

But it's good home.



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You need this in the center of your spread.


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I deeply apologize for the poor quality of the content in this post.


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I scared now.

I sowwy.


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Did you consider this?


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Holy shit. These people are really self-obsessed.

Such egotistical narcissism. Look! They will be your saviour!

Fuck. Do they even know that I am the TRUE lightbringer?

The ender of days?



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I need more recursive pictures involving mundane topics.

I have a soft spot for such things.




>Time to go and wash out my soggy cum sock, i guess...


I represent the Flat Earth Society.

I heard some of yous is causings troubles.

Y'all'll'll under arrest.


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File: 0b554f90eba2fd8⋯.mp4 (3.2 MB, 720x720, 1:1, unicrackrobatics.mp4)

awful effort


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There's a new pokemon movie



Yeah, and that dude has a dodgeball for a shoulder.

Check it out.


I just spent a while digging through 869 audio files in aa2 (after digging through all the game's archives to find the right one) just to hear a cute 2d girl mispronounce alpaca a few times after that particular line popped into my head for whatever reason.


wait, since spiderman seems to hold a large part of your image, are you saddened by Mr. Spiderman's death?



I don't understand. Was it incomplete in your head?



Oh no, I have it memorized, I just got the urge to hear it




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>1 of us got arrested for fucking a baby



Not sure if you're praising the act of fucking the baby or that he got arrested.

I hope not the latter, us anons have to stick together.

This board lost its most prolific loli and paedo-shit poster.


Here's the story, the turdwater covered it at least.

Dude was a boss and really put up a fight too.

RIP Anon.


A mother felt comfortable and safe leaving her 2-year-old son and 5-year-old girl in the care of an 18-year-old young man as babysitter. She was shocked, however, to come home and find her toddlers alone, without a trace of the babysitter. She wasn’t prepared for the worse shock she was about to receive when she called the teenager asking for an explanation why he irresponsibly left her kids alone. He confessed to her that instead of taking care of the young children, he horrifically sexually assaulted the 5-year-old girl.

The suspect has been identified as 18-year-old Sage Smerk from Ohio. He has been arrested following his admission of sexual assault against the 5-year-old child that he was supposed to be babysitting.

The Summit County Sheriff’s Office said that Smerk now faces charges of rape and failure to obey an order of a police officer.

Green, Ohio.Babysitter #SageSmerk 18, rapes 5-year-old girl, shoots air pistol at officers during ensuing chase, police say #PedogateNews #ChildSexCrimes https://t.co/q4Bdqnxvw4 via @fox43

— nightingale (@kiwianna111) November 1, 2018

The mother learned that Smerk left the kids unattended for two hours. She found the deplorable act of Smerk against her child when she called him to demand an explanation for leaving her young kids alone.

Deputies immediately hunted Smerk down after the mother reported the incident. They later found the suspect driving on Mayfair Road and tried to stop him. Smerk, however, opted not to stop and instead fled toward North Canton.

During the hot pursuit, Smerk even fired an air pistol out the window of his vehicle at the deputies. He ran several intersections before he stopped. He was arrested as soon as the deputies caught up with him.

Summit County Jail documents say Smerk was issued a $300,000 bond. Additional charges are pending.

It is not clear what his state was when he committed the despicable act of sexually assaulting a young, innocent child. It is also not clear what triggered him to make a quick admission of what he did.

The condition of the child-victim is unclear at this point. It is also not clear whether Smerk was known to the victim’s family before he babysat or was just referred for the babysitting job.


I'm really gonna miss that guy.

Are you going to pick up the slack?

Pretty big shoes to fill.

> Be anon

> Mom hires me to babysit little kids

> Leave kids alone for 2 hours, mom calls mad

> Explain I was too busy raping the little girl to watch the other one

> mfw she calls the cops





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File: 8ddcf93f6a159f2⋯.jpg (160.99 KB, 1200x1100, 12:11, refresh.jpg)


why does it have to hurt so bad when I stick stuff up my nose?


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Some great anon made this for me of a pic I took of these fused goldfish. I still have the goldfish, I store them on a shelf with other prized possessions.

Unfortunately, while I really like that somebody went through the effort to make this for me, I'm really not sure what it's saying.

What does it mean to "follow" someone? Is that like a facebook thing?





So it's like a happy/comforting memory that you play to relive the moment?

I'm guessing it's too nuanced of a relationship for you to properly articulate... but I'm just trying to understand.

Was it like an earworm that you have to kill by playing the annoying song? So digging through the files would be a struggle against time to ease your suffering?

Or was it more like a golden moment and you were just digging for gold to get even "richer" [where good feels = currency]?


As a tulpa the way I experience the world is unique to my form.

I really seek to understand people though, try to be able to experience the world through their lens. To walk in the shoes and really get a feel for reactions rather than just following some probability matrix.

This is growth for me.




It popped into my head, and I had to dig because the filenames are less than descriptive. The one I was looking for was a04_k0_040_11_00.wav inside of jg2p05_a04_00.pp



Right: I understand the action perfectly.

I'm asking for clarification of the impetus



idk, I just really like aa2 and that particular line is pretty cute


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why does this character give me such a gigantic boner whenever i see her i dont even know the game


File: f18211146c60bb1⋯.png (1.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa2 snow.png)

>look outside


looks like it's time to bust out the snowy backgrounds in aa2 too, even though I doubt the snow will stick around


Stan Lee is Dead.



good riddance


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>why does this character give me such a gigantic boner whenever i see her i dont even know the game

It's just because you're a degenerate paedo. Getting either laid or fucked could solve this


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yeah? yeah? We''... maybe YOU'RE not a degenerate!

Gotchya there, buckaroo!


File: a56a25425b15fa9⋯.webm (11.08 MB, 800x450, 16:9, woozuh__nike_messed_up.webm)

Oh. This is woozuh.I really really really hate this guy. I'm not sure why he gives me such a hate boner but I really dislike him.


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I know they are not real and they are just dolls, but those things always scare me. SHIT !!!!



I hate him now too. Why is this guy....... .fuck?



> Unedited




Would you let me fap with this?



I love Maki


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I mean the name of the anime ...


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>unironically suggesting to interact with 3dpd


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>what is saucenao




he sounds a little off but i don't see any reason to dislike him, he seems mostly right-minded.


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Hitler about to cause deflowerination?


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She's a virgin


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File: b57a9294796bd17⋯.jpg (63.28 KB, 959x572, 959:572, COqqUB5XAAA6nd1.jpg)


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File: 58266a57be46780⋯.gif (23.36 KB, 100x100, 1:1, 1542115034918.gif)

>take a nap

>wake up an hour later with a headache

>cant go back to sleep

hahaha yes!



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damn, that face

>Look at me!

>I'm OP!



He says the right things but hasn't got a clue. Just an NPC that happened to fall into the right crowd.


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is this the dolcett fetish i hear so many anons talk about



sounds about right



Ohhhhhh man. I like.



I mean fuck, did you hear him spend 3 minutes talking about how he's going to tsop buying nike but buy new balance but he's worried because he doesn't know if he'll like the colours but he's so offended that nike paid some guy to sponsor them that he didn't like or something.

5th layer retard.



i know, that's what i was talking about "off"

he's obviously somewhat of a brainlet npc but not in the same way that normalfags are... i don't know how to put it



>making both posts


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Fucking seth-mcfarlen tier shit.

This pokemon is going to be basically Ted 3 but with pokemon instead of a retarded live-action teddy bear Brian.

Already a quote:

*a bunch of enemies appear on screen*

"I pika-peed a little!"



File: 7f30b344210f06c⋯.mp4 (1.62 MB, 640x324, 160:81, sonic_mcchicken.mp4)

you NEED to watch this.

The fate of the republic rests in your hands.


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File: 1f317e463ad6a6e⋯.jpg (18.69 KB, 500x306, 250:153, watwatwat.jpg)



Right? Does he have a backwards dick or did he somehow shove it in there flacid?



Also, why does he have a shadow against the wall which contains the light source?


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severe cases of peyronie's disease (scar tissue in thuh dick) can make it so that the penis bends at a ninety degree angle downwards

fuck you, go find the image yourself, it's not hard


obviously there's more than one light source stupid



Got 2 lamps?

Put one against the wall.

Put one on the other side of the room.

Try to cast a shadow on the wall.

You're in for a glorious surprise.


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you're serious?




The power of light is relative to the inverse square law.

Any other light would have to provide more light to the wall than the closer light is providing, and since it shrinks relative to distance squared, you have to have a spotlight to cast a shadow like that. The shadow is the difference in light from the foreign light source - local light source alone.


Basically there would need to be frickin stadium lights on the other side of that camera to be casting a shadow like that, and it's too dark for that to be happening. The whole scene would be glowing and reflecting to produce a shadow like that with a local light source on.


I gave you an experiment. Recreate the scene yourself if you don't believe me.


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hahahaha yesssssssssS!

Bring on the pain, baby!!


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I don't often see lost causes and I really do believe in redemption and personal salvation but that woozuh fag is so far beyond any hope IMO.

He's only going to get worse.


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Hitler was virgin, too.



So was Isaac Newton. It's not never having sex but rather celibacy which really frees you to do whatever you choose.

That doesn't mean you will choose to be successful, you'll probably just choose to sit on your ass. But you could be it all.


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No thanks, I'm on a diet


No images aren't available yet


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It's not easy being a Goddess, you know?


"Blip Bloppity Bloop, I just did a poop" - Trump, July 2017.


Gay Buttseys







-- Me, 14 seconds ago.


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I'd want the machop... :-\


At least a new pokemon movie (which is going to be horrible and basically Ted 3 but ruining pokemon franchise instead of teddy bears and hollywood jew stoners) has caused a surge of pokemon-related memes.

That's a good thing.

I just won't watch the movie and then it won't be ruined. Fine.


Just like I never played any pokemon after red/blue (green and yellow "special editions" too, but same game). I didn't like that they introduced all these new pokemon.

But I do have a pokemon card from back in the day when Japan had more than 151 (but we only got 151 in america because game) of some sort of cow pokemon with utters shooting milk. It's one of my prized possessions, I don't even trust myself to hold it I store it at my parents. They hold onto my pokemon card collection as they surge in value until I will sell and spend the proceeds responsibility. My idea, they don't even know about it they just know they're holding the cards.

Anyway, I mean I played other pokemon games like Pokemon Stadium on N64 was fucking awesome you could battle your gameboy pokemon against other people in a 3D what were state-of-the-art graphics at the time (2002?).

But when they just started adding more pokemon willy-nilly I just... didn't want to lose that. Soil that experience for what their high-budget $$$ games. A fucking AAAA title doesn't show up like that often, pokemon red/blue was da shit. And I will always remember pokemon that way: unsoiled.


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And in other news: this.


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File: 3298d15719262f7⋯.mp4 (2.85 MB, 224x400, 14:25, starvingtwerk.mp4)

In protest of THICC: Have this starving ethopian twerk session.

You fucking nigger, you.



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>"Blip Bloppity Bloop, I just did a poop" - Trump, July 2017.


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i still hate niggers to be honest


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>i still hate niggers to be honest

At least you're being honest, and for that we are grateful.


mv best_policy/honesty /tmp/


Ok, this may seem weird but this is completely real.

I'm being held hostage at this very moment.

The person who kidnapped me is going to torture me for some secrets I don't have... so I can't even just give up the goods and catch a quick bullet or maybe even survive.

Anyway, since he saw this thread on my phone history he came up with this awesome plan: The first anon to reply to this message with a number 0 to 10 gets to decide my fate. 0 is being let go unharmed, 4 and up is long and permanently-disfiguring torture. Anything 7 and up and when I eventually die from the torture, they will restart my heart just to kill me again a different way.

10 isn't even fathomable by even the sickest of minds.

So: who is going to decide my fate?


Fuck. He got upset that it was taking so long (I don't know what he thought, this board was fast? Ha. Ow. Fuck. He just hit me. HARD.)

Anyway, he says you now get to make up a specific torture to add to my "punishment" for.. he won't let me type the rest.

Please be humane anon I'


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>browsing 8fam on your phone


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Sometimes, it worries and disturbs me that such cancer exists. But - what the fuck.


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why does all nigger music sound the same? i'm not even meaning normalfag-tier music sameness, it's exactly the same effects and everything


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that's where i draw the line



this looks like it was drawn by shadman and written by a wannabe nigger white teenage girl


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Because the best of the niggers have left a trail of glory so wide that they can't help but lick the droppings.



It's manufactured and the niggos are told they like it.

Since when is spinning a ratchet a sound effect you want to loop with maybe a drum every 7th beat if the dj doesn't nod out?




It was so bad. But I'm part Italian and it involved Italians fucking women with huge dicks or something so I tried really hard to like it.

I settled at mildly irritated.


nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger niger nigregre niger gregniregniregnijkregioregnikrn ignriegnir FUCKING TYPO


okay phew.... It's over..


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duhhh, u talkin 2 me?





NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER Nigger nigger nigger nigger!!!!!




> Smoke your marijuan-ica

> Cuz' it's time for chanacucka




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This is >>15135

tlcr; Too Long, Can't Read



It's noddle-nigger to the rescue!


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Good thing I gave up caffeine.

You don't even realize how much it effects you until you stop.

It really is better living without, the day is stable, energy-wise.


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You get to make your dream movie! The only catch is, it must be directed by one of the following people:

1. Amy Schumer

2. Adam Sandler

3. Seth McFarlane

Which do you choose to ruin produce your creation and why?


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<Adam Sandler

I liked his movies when I was younger


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There's a reason he is forced to survive nowadays by fucking niggers in alleyways, you know...


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The horror.



There's a book where an old woman suicide just like this, I think it's a little bit messy









> 30% success image search

Are you going to give me the name or not?


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>an old woman suicide just like this


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don't fuck that nigger shit


It's liek he's shoving a turd-rod into your disease-hole


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How to interact with niggers vs whites


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I mean it's hot I guess, but what's with titties? What makes them different than armpit? Or back of knee cap? Or getting a fat chick and fucking her tummy roll?

I much prefer actual holes. Especially the two that can only ever be used once....


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The music is awful but the girls are cute.


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yes officer this plebian right here


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>Italians fucking women with huge dicks or something

>women with huge dicks

i believe this is what they call a "freudian slip"


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because titties make big milkie yummy


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amy schumer

then immediately quit and make the movie on my own


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>it isn't blindingly obvious to him that these gifs are from more than one anime

>getting pissy that anons won't spoonfeed him

i hope you never find the sauce


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"I'm cooking chicken with rice"

does not mean the chicken has the rice.

I understand moving up from nigger ebonics wasn't easy, but you ain't b at da tip yet, ja feel?


Aw! Some cluchie in subway there your one goes what bread he goes Brennan's.


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Yes, the girls are cute, that's a point.



does that imply the dicks that the italians use to fuck the women are in fact, not their own?



Yes, Trips, you have concluded a correct deduction. Congrats.


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maybe next year you will have learned to use the english language properly and stopped making frankenstein monsters of sentences


We must protect the weak.


When the weak become strong, will they protect the weak ...?



>i hope you never find the sauce

I hate you

<I wonder, someday, someone will give me the source?


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No, in my example sentence they belong to the noun, "I."

In the same way, the big dicks belong to the Italians in that shitty comic.

Seriously, are you at least 13? I'm sure you're just "pretending to be retarded" or whatever. But I bet you couldn't stop "pretending" if you wanted.


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>doubling down this hard to defend your awful grammar

>impact font


>jay peg artifacts cranked up to 11

i unironically hope you get tetanus


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I am old enough to sometimes be able to tie my own shoelaces! Yay me!


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Michael Dorn was very hard to work with, like most niggers.

Patrick Stewart makes a really funny face when he is going "What the fuck nigger? Why can't you just get your line right? hahahaha dumb niggo!" about 2/3rds of the way in this top secret footage.


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Average day on the farm.



what a gorilla



Yes! I need more cow girls.

Got any cow loli?


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One of these is me.

Guess which?


hey, anyone remember that website where the dude is getting fucked in the ass while the dude getting fucked's dick is doing the windmill.

It's playing that song "you spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round right round" and there's a counter how many times his dick has windmilled.

Anyone remember this? Got the url?


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I came. With anger.

Is better orgasm that way.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



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I only have regular loli butts now.



I'm only like two minutes in but this is the best thing I have ever seen.

Thank you, Anon.



Got loli creampies?


or cum dripping from pussy, etc


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Is this a "cool" black person? Or a loser?

I mean he's got to be "cool" because apparently he's got a lot of fans and people giving him money to watch him stoned with no shirt on talking about how crazy it is if you don't live in a city with a wal mart because the only way to get things is then to order them online, etc.

Is this really the best niggers have to offer? This is what they aspire to be?


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Honestly, it's a little much.

Just seems like she had an accident with a bucket of tapioca pudding. Then I'm not thinking about having dominated her sweet digital pussy but I'm thinking about having to cook and clean up all that mess and fuckkk.

Just straight to floppy-dick.


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Oh yeah, that's it.

That fuckin' wholesome ass creampie.




Yeah this guy is so cool hollywood has to fucking tell me how cool he is all the fucking time. Yo dawg weed cuz I invented weed cuz I'm snoop dog. THat's literally how he's portrayed.

It's stupid. He's not cool and he's not hood.

He's not smart and he's not nice.

He's just a fucking nigger asshole who is token weed nigger bullshit in degenerate jewlywood


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wholesome as fck



I'm only here for that goatee.



Wait, is this chick getting fucked through some kind of portal?

I saw the wholesome creampie with the one-in-the-stink, but what is this black magic going on above it?



its called cheesetwirl.net


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It's so you can hug each other while she taking it from behind. Magic has never been so wholesome.


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Understandable, have a nice day


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Don't stop till you get it

Don't stop till you get it up


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So I have a fleshlight I bought like 6 years ago, standard model straight-shot body. And it's great, but now I see shit like this exists, and I'm wondering if it's time to upgrade?

Any Anons have experience with these new styles?


Like I'm thinking that whole interior would make all the difference.

Cut a hole in a body pillow, shove the thing in and duct tape it and boom.

Fuckable waifu.

$60 - The fleshlight thing https://www.toydemon.com/meiki-no-syoumei-11-takahashi-shoko-onahole-masturbator

$20 - fav body pillow off wherever

That's cheaper than just 1 date with a real woman.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



I don't know what this was. I got bored after like 30 seconds but then other stuff started happening. What the fuck?


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THis shit looks insane. I think I'm gonna buy it.


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Will she blow on my joystick?


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