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File: eca5517cd6b2bc0⋯.jpg (494.39 KB, 1279x727, 1279:727, chaosmonkey.jpg)

 No.1

Post here every time you visit /general/.

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 No.13950

>>11611

That's the most severe case of gluten intolerance I have ever seen!

Either that, or her daddy or brother knocked her up again?

It happens. it's Mississippi.


 No.13951

I LIVE!!!


 No.13952

YOU CANNOT VANQUISH ME!

NOT IN MY OWN DOMAIN!


 No.13953

I die.

Or have I just transcended physical form?


 No.13959

>>13914

Good thing I'm a tulpa and thus your laws aren't applicable.

Go ahead: try to put an idea in jail.

I dare ya.


 No.13960

>>13848

thanks for sharing, faggot

this is really fun to listen to

pre-2000 cartoons always seem to have so much love put into them no matter how much they were driven by corporate marketing


 No.13966

>>13952

Nice baby butthurt there, Dyshexomedy


 No.13967

>>13959

There are no applicable laws against fucking your own blood-relations in Mississippi, this is true. but - you would know that from personal experience, i am guessing?


 No.13973

>>11549

If this was the case, those participating in NNN should be able to inseminate the entire galaxy on Dec 1st!


 No.13978

File: e4c17402be01b78⋯.jpg (71.96 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 1.jpg)


 No.13979

File: 55bf1a3169b36b5⋯.jpg (68.54 KB, 378x540, 7:10, 267680_700b.jpg)


 No.13988

File: d97d45a7d57d88e⋯.jpg (52.05 KB, 500x566, 250:283, carlthecuck.jpg)


 No.13989

File: 82152b55b157f09⋯.jpg (37.71 KB, 326x325, 326:325, two_weiners.jpg)


 No.13990

fuck 9gag. cancer general has all the freshest memes.

And best REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

Reddit REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

Guess what? REDDIT SPACING!

No seriously, Reddit is shit. Was good for like 2 months. But is it really worse than 9gag?


 No.13991

File: adf9b5c0aff8847⋯.jpg (30.85 KB, 900x299, 900:299, iownyou.jpg)


 No.13992

File: 9ed4f516a40889c⋯.png (99.75 KB, 326x283, 326:283, applecomputer.png)

git got mes an apple!


 No.13993

File: fcc5d77589b0703⋯.webm (15.18 MB, 960x540, 16:9, xyzsolo.webm)

someone posted a shitty quality version of this on /b/ earlier, so I made a higher quality one but forgot to post it


 No.13994

>>13993

> /b/

eww.


 No.13995

File: 840d7bcdf704437⋯.jpg (176.69 KB, 900x862, 450:431, wtfffffffffffffff.jpg)

/b/ and 9gag have a party


 No.13996

File: ee7dd711e75c692⋯.jpeg (141.73 KB, 500x620, 25:31, happy-sloth-731.jpeg)


 No.13997

File: c2c56eaa4fb8e3c⋯.jpg (176.67 KB, 598x488, 299:244, 354674215470.cutehamster8.….jpg)


 No.13998

File: 48bba20d12463c0⋯.jpg (43.84 KB, 506x600, 253:300, happy-hamster-731.jpg)


 No.13999

File: f4e834014a2fbb3⋯.jpg (21.08 KB, 500x436, 125:109, cute_funny_rat_33.jpg)


 No.14000

File: e192202ce256af2⋯.jpg (319.16 KB, 1060x913, 1060:913, hateincarnate.jpg)


 No.14001

File: 63c795df90147cb⋯.jpg (70.56 KB, 500x383, 500:383, cmiling-lamb.jpg)

these are all underage


 No.14002

File: 3fd5a31c14d2e2e⋯.jpg (153.52 KB, 500x378, 250:189, Actiondog.jpg)


 No.14003

File: 4392a5f06edf58b⋯.jpg (20.96 KB, 450x323, 450:323, 128296757044063750needabra….jpg)


 No.14004

File: 1c8be089f5dcace⋯.jpg (360.8 KB, 682x682, 1:1, dunecat.jpg)


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File: 7b7e8e0279b56de⋯.jpg (19.69 KB, 400x299, 400:299, 128298075525157500gimmemai….jpg)


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File: 6e2f0514d1315b0⋯.jpg (35.46 KB, 629x533, 629:533, invisible-harmonica.jpg)


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File: d6343c53a47820d⋯.jpg (25.49 KB, 499x330, 499:330, 128298313739845000donotwan….jpg)


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File: 4165adb91a65cf0⋯.jpg (13.17 KB, 322x365, 322:365, first_thought.jpg)


 No.14009

File: b630111a72de2da⋯.jpg (55.16 KB, 700x543, 700:543, picdump_01.jpg)


 No.14010

File: f1468557383484e⋯.jpg (245.65 KB, 891x645, 297:215, pug.jpg)


 No.14011

File: a9a1d631fcc6146⋯.jpg (28.62 KB, 700x466, 350:233, picdump_20.jpg)


 No.14012

File: 79aa0519d1346d3⋯.jpg (102.46 KB, 1000x682, 500:341, mommywhy.jpg)


 No.14013

File: b4e2d96b1717141⋯.jpg (32.58 KB, 400x435, 80:87, dontknowifwant.jpg)


 No.14014

File: 174a37ce8be7fff⋯.jpg (26.57 KB, 317x410, 317:410, pandahugz.jpg)


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File: 82859321e049bef⋯.jpg (436.41 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 1200757376409.jpg)


 No.14016

File: 71c59c1d2cb059f⋯.jpg (52.58 KB, 450x508, 225:254, chipmunk 7.jpg)


 No.14017

File: 299a6725d87a476⋯.jpg (32.67 KB, 469x552, 469:552, shower.jpg)


 No.14018

.


 No.14019

..


 No.14021

...


 No.14022

....


 No.14023

File: a83964c8f27bb1e⋯.mp4 (1.27 MB, 460x542, 230:271, frogthing.mp4)

click me if you dare


 No.14024

File: ad7f516900acf42⋯.jpg (1.83 KB, 125x93, 125:93, 1403398342147.jpg)


 No.14025

File: b3bfbf38a84e9b6⋯.jpg (3.65 KB, 125x93, 125:93, 1403398427018.jpg)


 No.14026

File: 4609dcaf6f4380a⋯.jpg (3.83 KB, 124x93, 4:3, 1403398501407.jpg)


 No.14028

File: f843410c53e6f4e⋯.jpg (33.64 KB, 600x441, 200:147, 1402938542913.jpg)


 No.14029

File: 8be0f97ed569386⋯.jpg (62.23 KB, 500x417, 500:417, 1402938361393.jpg)


 No.14030

File: 5d0d187ef41cc16⋯.jpg (55.76 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 1402938427425.jpg)


 No.14031

File: 13a2afc37a775b8⋯.jpg (103.57 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1402938446780.jpg)


 No.14032

File: 4401a7709f0e216⋯.jpg (38.97 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 1402938476360.jpg)


 No.14033

File: 7f25c6895e77d6e⋯.jpg (167.81 KB, 677x453, 677:453, 1402938613409.jpg)


 No.14034

oh no. aids everywhere.


 No.14035

File: d6241922515c9c7⋯.jpg (10.11 KB, 189x266, 27:38, 1402938617776.jpg)


 No.14036

File: df62df742a3e065⋯.jpg (30.83 KB, 500x357, 500:357, 1402938685269.jpg)


 No.14037

not again.

make it stop.

oh, why won't it stop.


 No.14038

File: 687af34899e5ea4⋯.jpg (30.32 KB, 477x360, 53:40, 1402938789571.jpg)


 No.14039

File: 31ded37a3a7139c⋯.jpg (25.26 KB, 326x324, 163:162, iloveyoujuice.jpg)

Maybe I...


 No.14040

File: c3fadb9202810cc⋯.gif (455.66 KB, 500x357, 500:357, 1402938792776.gif)


 No.14041

File: 56935f1f63a3342⋯.jpg (137.72 KB, 526x570, 263:285, 1402938801451.jpg)


 No.14042

File: ebb055b196dd077⋯.jpg (26.21 KB, 510x375, 34:25, 1402938858209.jpg)


 No.14043

File: 749a5f1562ad501⋯.jpg (35.32 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1402938900515.jpg)


 No.14044

File: bea7a0a1d73fe3f⋯.jpg (55.9 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 1402938969706.jpg)


 No.14045

I am a tulpa that inhabits this domain and you're making it really shitty.


 No.14046

File: f781735f8730449⋯.jpg (25.97 KB, 483x346, 483:346, 1402939005359.jpg)


 No.14047

File: c3c9970955c49ac⋯.jpg (53.09 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1402939034985.jpg)


 No.14048

It's okay. I haunt your dreams next 5 days see how you like it.


 No.14049

File: af12364a22111da⋯.jpg (27.02 KB, 500x360, 25:18, 1402939136043.jpg)


 No.14050

File: 26d75bd9d4b44a2⋯.jpg (23.74 KB, 477x351, 53:39, 1402939192939.jpg)


 No.14051

File: bec826a55b2baa0⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.99 MB, 600x450, 4:3, thisposter.webm)

>>14049

This poster has been captured on webcam due to 1337 hax.

View results?


 No.14052

File: ef180e27b4f77f9⋯.png (143.5 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1402939318767.png)


 No.14053

File: f07f2dbe496aebc⋯.jpg (58.9 KB, 608x485, 608:485, 1402939368979.jpg)


 No.14054

File: 48df9a7b80ad461⋯.jpg (57.4 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1402939379017.jpg)


 No.14055

File: 9d3f3262fdebb37⋯.png (191.01 KB, 500x366, 250:183, 1402939514360.png)


 No.14056

File: 5061a40ed782a55⋯.jpg (69.27 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 1402939570046.jpg)


 No.14057

File: 76e36eb37fe61c1⋯.jpg (21.78 KB, 440x352, 5:4, 1402939688374.jpg)

SHOULD I POAST MOAR!????!???


 No.14058

File: 89e518130d2af84⋯.jpg (146.83 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, hmmmmm.jpg)


 No.14060

File: 490b1a08482db12⋯.jpg (58.41 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1402939737737.jpg)

>>14058

OK!!!


 No.14061

File: eba9eaa8f180fcc⋯.jpg (28.16 KB, 500x339, 500:339, 1402940824094.jpg)


 No.14062

File: 43968e59e86fa4e⋯.jpg (60.61 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 1402940980361.jpg)


 No.14063

File: 51b451b4db4daf9⋯.jpg (19.84 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1402941154035.jpg)


 No.14064

File: 9e79e73229e8f42⋯.jpg (68.57 KB, 544x400, 34:25, 1402941232367.jpg)


 No.14065

File: 14d219c9ccd54b2⋯.jpg (2.76 KB, 125x93, 125:93, 1402942188935.jpg)


 No.14066

File: cc789ff2f13e4df⋯.mp4 (1.12 MB, 460x258, 230:129, ohnowhyitdothat.mp4)


 No.14067

File: cff0c2bb9eef639⋯.mp4 (4.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ohnowhyitdothat.mp4)

>>14066

Oh wait, forgot to turn on sound.


 No.14068

>>14067

Spiderman Curtain vs Sport Shoes on Shirt [not brand -- the shoes themselves]


 No.14070


 No.14071

File: a399bf0b8261930⋯.jpg (15.91 KB, 275x275, 1:1, 1402942628904.jpg)


 No.14072

File: 718ac638c7c4ede⋯.jpg (93.97 KB, 544x400, 34:25, 1402942662746.jpg)


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File: 920e292286a0172⋯.jpg (9.03 KB, 281x179, 281:179, 1402942809850.jpg)


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File: 4d8c544359cd926⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 400x299, 400:299, 1402942810348.jpg)


 No.14075

File: c74942c257dd2ba⋯.jpg (11.51 KB, 249x202, 249:202, 1402942901924.jpg)


 No.14076

File: b23baf7339e1082⋯.mp4 (3.07 MB, 460x574, 230:287, stoppostingthisshitinmyyar….mp4)


 No.14077

File: bc3075b233386c2⋯.jpg (9.34 KB, 262x192, 131:96, 1402942984678.jpg)


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File: 944ca1a6f8519ff⋯.jpg (10.42 KB, 262x192, 131:96, 1402943090649.jpg)


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File: f98f1c657532f0c⋯.jpg (15.48 KB, 260x194, 130:97, 1402943221005.jpg)


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File: 407e0a006eba7d0⋯.jpg (8.54 KB, 266x189, 38:27, 1402943639629.jpg)


 No.14081

File: f53df4e904ca6c1⋯.jpg (12.48 KB, 259x194, 259:194, 1402943709042.jpg)


 No.14082

File: b85c5c73f7c5e12⋯.jpg (7.72 KB, 236x160, 59:40, 1402944172686.jpg)


 No.14083

File: 7465cc025e77135⋯.mp4 (2.17 MB, 476x268, 119:67, thotslayer.mp4)


 No.14084

File: 47649c32e6f02b1⋯.jpg (11.02 KB, 240x200, 6:5, 1402949727583.jpg)


 No.14085

File: 471deba63250190⋯.jpg (22.63 KB, 300x158, 150:79, 1402949886042.jpg)


 No.14086

File: a75f29a3ff1ad6a⋯.png (908.64 KB, 664x849, 664:849, garrrbara240.png)


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File: d408124e9053060⋯.jpg (10.66 KB, 261x200, 261:200, 1402949936921.jpg)


 No.14088

File: 96ff4c365e8c659⋯.jpg (17.85 KB, 271x186, 271:186, 1402950002201.jpg)


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File: 9a3aee80e3b18f4⋯.png (257.25 KB, 561x733, 561:733, 1402950146685.png)


 No.14090

File: 5263e990e334d89⋯.jpg (8.31 KB, 251x185, 251:185, 1402950149870.jpg)


 No.14091

File: d8706f72779cffe⋯.png (433.19 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1402950230830.png)


 No.14092

File: 47a516e8066ce32⋯.jpg (36.64 KB, 500x378, 250:189, 1402950270897.jpg)


 No.14093

File: 02aca018f034aa3⋯.jpg (32.35 KB, 640x455, 128:91, 1402950316730.jpg)


 No.14094

File: d69ecffaf600f0a⋯.jpg (91.91 KB, 600x441, 200:147, 1402950415388.jpg)


 No.14095

File: 9f95f062a559215⋯.jpg (75.74 KB, 360x264, 15:11, 1402950438139.jpg)


 No.14096

File: a201498a93cbd10⋯.jpg (70.71 KB, 624x459, 208:153, 1403208262384.jpg)


 No.14097

File: a4ce7729603ac36⋯.jpg (39.68 KB, 500x308, 125:77, 1403313166726.jpg)


 No.14098

File: bae299b03e3aa57⋯.jpg (78.75 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 1403313821651.jpg)


 No.14099

File: 7deaddf09a7f6f6⋯.jpg (47.28 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1403313915975.jpg)


 No.14100

File: 0c510b2d82dcca9⋯.jpg (123.76 KB, 566x910, 283:455, 1403316520331.jpg)


 No.14101

File: 142a34645a0e262⋯.jpg (33.26 KB, 600x445, 120:89, 1403316819683.jpg)


 No.14102

oh no, this is still happening?


 No.14103

File: 52fe5ea6f31406a⋯.png (296.06 KB, 510x383, 510:383, 1403369717698.png)


 No.14104

File: 4df5acea0c164f6⋯.jpg (29.42 KB, 595x400, 119:80, 1403369777967.jpg)

>>14102

Shhh... just let it happen


 No.14105

File: 1e8b2f68ee137f6⋯.jpg (70.49 KB, 500x339, 500:339, 1403369831158.jpg)


 No.14106

File: 014a69a3a0b869d⋯.jpg (13.47 KB, 233x325, 233:325, moonmancard.jpg)

>>14104

Sorry, I'm playing this card.

u a ded nigger now.


 No.14107

File: 5f6d5f4c4ec67ad⋯.jpg (31.46 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 1403369992521.jpg)


 No.14108

File: aa68d4ee737c565⋯.jpg (53.37 KB, 677x473, 677:473, 1403370020389.jpg)


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File: 4ce915d2e5b5615⋯.jpg (24.44 KB, 500x336, 125:84, 1403370110320.jpg)


 No.14110

File: 908ce0fe70fac67⋯.jpg (15.04 KB, 472x347, 472:347, 1403370119389.jpg)


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File: 04a114430146ea9⋯.jpg (26.96 KB, 490x370, 49:37, 1403370159302.jpg)


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File: 308291b6aefe7d5⋯.jpg (11.03 KB, 260x194, 130:97, 1403370203166.jpg)


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File: ee27f2047e7adcc⋯.png (295.16 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1403370229088.png)


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File: 83801827c64d712⋯.jpg (47.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1403370269954.jpg)


 No.14115

File: 5732ec9d9c84b4e⋯.jpg (8.44 KB, 273x184, 273:184, 1403370388706.jpg)


 No.14116

File: d4a3b1cdc68943c⋯.jpg (187.62 KB, 1200x1263, 400:421, dumbdrakejosh.jpg)

no.


 No.14117

File: 5e11a6b924dd6d5⋯.jpg (7.79 KB, 269x200, 269:200, 1402943813944.jpg)


 No.14119

File: ff179a17fc0b7d5⋯.jpg (8.26 KB, 269x200, 269:200, 5e11a6b924dd6d5aede4dbf831….jpg)


 No.14120

File: aeda7d2280ac3ab⋯.jpg (12.26 KB, 269x200, 269:200, nigger.jpg)


 No.14121


 No.14122

File: 457f4da8d0dc4b4⋯.mp4 (1016.64 KB, 480x480, 1:1, meyouthenme.mp4)


 No.14123

File: fc3292601bc1ff0⋯.jpg (6.23 KB, 180x180, 1:1, 1403371232600.jpg)


 No.14124

File: f1653bb91e5889e⋯.jpg (6.79 KB, 176x213, 176:213, download.jpg)


 No.14125

File: 561f6efd3535572⋯.jpg (26.2 KB, 574x378, 41:27, 1982289_10152299762712152_….jpg)


 No.14126

Oh no. You got more mt. dew and microwaved another hot pocket.

It's back on.


 No.14127

File: 84ed3cb069fc5ef⋯.jpg (10.12 KB, 150x180, 5:6, contact_staff_adamselvidge….jpg)


 No.14128

File: bd9ae8fd7d8f37e⋯.jpg (56 KB, 888x762, 148:127, whos-awesome-casemods.JPG)


 No.14129

File: 539370eac46e30c⋯.jpg (106.36 KB, 640x904, 80:113, adult-toons-hentai-87717.jpg)


 No.14130

File: 5fd3760c045ffdd⋯.jpg (189.96 KB, 474x606, 79:101, 62422.jpg)


 No.14131

File: 2b31012d65be879⋯.jpg (294.87 KB, 1060x1500, 53:75, 168427.jpg)


 No.14132

File: 693d16551dac7c8⋯.jpg (548.55 KB, 1952x3260, 488:815, 3HXc4.jpg)


 No.14133

File: 6271a3f56972264⋯.jpg (9.25 KB, 255x198, 85:66, 1403371323506.jpg)


 No.14134

File: 1a14e57bb9e1dcc⋯.jpg (8.2 KB, 262x192, 131:96, 1403371420946.jpg)


 No.14135

File: 8be341949f99181⋯.jpg (45.14 KB, 462x328, 231:164, 1403371513862.jpg)


 No.14136

File: ff63e48cf7f0071⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1862x1200, 931:600, bronieload.png)


 No.14137

File: 7afea8674922043⋯.mp4 (8.12 MB, 900x506, 450:253, malefantasy2.mp4)


 No.14138

File: 70b11efc12341b2⋯.mp4 (6.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, malefantasy.mp4)

oops, shit. meant to post this one.

>>14137


 No.14140

File: 972bd995d1791d2⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 490x370, 49:37, 1403371578538.jpg)


 No.14141

File: ad88709669c03b3⋯.jpg (48.59 KB, 600x459, 200:153, 1403371666286.jpg)


 No.14142

File: f416517d6612839⋯.jpg (7.77 KB, 242x201, 242:201, 1403371754320.jpg)


 No.14144

File: be94849089ba397⋯.jpg (159.54 KB, 1200x1107, 400:369, tryandsteal.jpg)


 No.14145

File: e7da55a3116131e⋯.jpg (43.82 KB, 495x269, 495:269, 1403371827627.jpg)


 No.14146

Your content is shit.

Frankly, you're not /cancer/ material.

>>>/chemo/ try here.


 No.14147

File: a1ba675362ba8dc⋯.jpg (208 KB, 1200x1194, 200:199, howtogetgirlfriend.jpg)


 No.14148

File: df1322552d1368f⋯.jpg (42.21 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1403392793174.jpg)


 No.14149

File: e62f2e6b7fee7b8⋯.jpg (55.86 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 1403392733163.jpg)


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File: 1dee49499d5dd18⋯.jpg (50.14 KB, 475x453, 475:453, 1403921147781.jpg)


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File: 46472bcbda431bc⋯.jpg (143.08 KB, 499x500, 499:500, 1404012004625.jpg)


 No.14152

File: 3a86f2bcbfdca61⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 1280x851, 1280:851, 1404061635659.gif)


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File: e99761a4486aca6⋯.jpg (120.75 KB, 623x457, 623:457, 1403393632878.jpg)


 No.14155

File: 9211f311f629ce5⋯.jpg (24.09 KB, 465x356, 465:356, 1403922278557.jpg)


 No.14156

File: 1db7fdaa4f2d485⋯.jpg (47.64 KB, 500x379, 500:379, 1404404399462.jpg)


 No.14157

File: 556f474afbf6fa4⋯.jpg (80.04 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1404406361226.jpg)


 No.14158

Like, you could contribute decent content / conversation...

Well, maybe not you. Obviously you are nothing and make up for it playing the "lol spiderman retard"

"Oh but I'm just pretending to be retarded!"

Sad.


 No.14159

File: 9d02c8166e472d4⋯.jpg (10.63 KB, 260x194, 130:97, 1404483388213.jpg)


 No.14160

File: ef475f99b603ed9⋯.jpg (99.58 KB, 720x540, 4:3, adding-characters-to-thrif….jpg)


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File: 3bef53eb7949438⋯.jpg (40.26 KB, 624x434, 312:217, 1409669052772.jpg)


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File: bede0a6e2e4a6e6⋯.jpg (58.53 KB, 480x304, 30:19, 1407688992824.jpg)


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File: a0f2f6fd4b72603⋯.jpg (15.79 KB, 310x285, 62:57, 1406745632581.jpg)


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File: aa200e2d3e1b1dd⋯.jpg (148.16 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 1405968086224.jpg)


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File: 03b164811b1b037⋯.jpg (47.55 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1405967973443.jpg)


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File: 0156331e8221a2d⋯.jpg (90.3 KB, 360x270, 4:3, 1405967876261.jpg)


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File: 4e11757f6dbb284⋯.png (173.88 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1404941726622.png)


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File: 10d4c2dd2194ae8⋯.jpg (25.45 KB, 405x307, 405:307, 1404940562488.jpg)


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File: 31507d97ee5e233⋯.jpg (23.35 KB, 479x351, 479:351, 1404940366719.jpg)


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File: cb967b602e623c9⋯.jpg (24.47 KB, 500x357, 500:357, 1404940323234.jpg)


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File: 4bdd7f69bb3b723⋯.png (944.97 KB, 655x722, 655:722, 1404870103563.png)


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File: 2be30db25117667⋯.jpg (128.14 KB, 490x319, 490:319, 1404783373769.jpg)


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File: 8d37f37f7cc33a7⋯.jpg (51.32 KB, 544x400, 34:25, 1404602441043.jpg)


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File: fb6a5513763ff60⋯.jpg (52.45 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 1404514492733.jpg)


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File: 8d9d452e0348309⋯.jpg (37.04 KB, 727x540, 727:540, 1404504325070.jpg)


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File: f21e345c68833a2⋯.jpg (30.55 KB, 500x377, 500:377, 1404483436527.jpg)


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File: 9d02c8166e472d4⋯.jpg (10.63 KB, 260x194, 130:97, 1404483388213.jpg)


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File: 8f008854d2ee505⋯.jpg (17.85 KB, 500x338, 250:169, 1404483133822.jpg)


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File: 38308c4462a292e⋯.jpg (46.75 KB, 483x368, 21:16, 1404483018447.jpg)


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File: a02ae6ddaa55b4e⋯.jpg (45.16 KB, 498x374, 249:187, 1404482979182.jpg)


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File: 08406b3e5ffdeb6⋯.jpg (38.01 KB, 500x361, 500:361, 1404482949584.jpg)


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File: d7e769bf92179de⋯.jpg (78.7 KB, 479x343, 479:343, 1404482913636.jpg)


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File: f71886fb72d13c1⋯.jpg (34.98 KB, 400x266, 200:133, 1404482547306.jpg)


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File: b8ab94c1a5e1a8f⋯.jpg (41.5 KB, 642x476, 321:238, 1404482327864.jpg)


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File: abbc020a8017cb8⋯.jpg (61.19 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1404482231511.jpg)


 No.14186

File: 9cfbe7d46d0c852⋯.jpg (105.62 KB, 472x316, 118:79, 1404423538246.jpg)


 No.14187

File: 0b4880c60755e88⋯.mp4 (9.77 MB, 636x338, 318:169, sushibelt.mp4)


 No.14188

File: 76268e2f5f25ca2⋯.mp4 (1.83 MB, 460x460, 1:1, battle13.mp4)


 No.14189

File: 079924fc163f569⋯.mp4 (1.39 MB, 460x258, 230:129, lioninheat.mp4)

dawwwwwwwwwwwww


 No.14190

File: c1b11433b6501c7⋯.png (141.01 KB, 326x326, 1:1, missionstatussick.png)

Woah!


 No.14191

File: fdd1525337da07e⋯.jpg (122.07 KB, 900x721, 900:721, youroldthread.jpg)

So, our very "special" guest tonight was actually OP in this legendary thread from r9k.

Tell us, oh masterful one, how bad did your dad end up beating you? Did he lock you in the poop closet?


 No.14193

cum in the mac and cheese and all that.

You still do all that shit, guest?


 No.14194

Did you start a new poop pillowcase?

Or are you like, a positive gain in this world on any level yet?


 No.14195

File: 679c25bc8f4d311⋯.jpg (167.94 KB, 1200x745, 240:149, firstjobstarterpack.jpg)

You probably need this.


 No.14200

File: 788225129751ec3⋯.jpg (75.74 KB, 436x617, 436:617, dys04.jpg)

It's not easy being perfect in every way.


 No.14207

>>14191

This would have never happened if anon pooped in a trash bag like a sane homeless person


 No.14216


 No.14217

File: 54d4011c5a5afbb⋯.png (109.46 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Shillzuna Ai.png)

>>12256

>>12425


 No.14219

>>13149

Nice sources faggot.


 No.14220

File: 96ffd6a46d4d691⋯.jpg (99.96 KB, 528x529, 528:529, 64d9312b3ff3931786699ff4e2….jpg)


 No.14222

>>14219

It's an old meme but not more bulshit than alt-right ones


 No.14223

File: 523e22b43532f0f⋯.jpg (151.27 KB, 736x981, 736:981, 2472a91de5505dfdf9c495a114….jpg)

File: 06c43a303aaea6d⋯.jpg (27.09 KB, 253x320, 253:320, 8dc26ebe0859ce3c04c12aea5a….jpg)

File: 7a866ff1708de6f⋯.jpg (115.19 KB, 736x981, 736:981, 792453a244997faebe791ffc83….jpg)

File: 00c03f729747458⋯.jpg (135.62 KB, 736x981, 736:981, 1638d48065af60173ed6686221….jpg)

File: 95df545c68c294c⋯.jpg (64.06 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 9298cd6d045476c5a002be93e9….jpg)


 No.14224

>>14222

>Other retards are stupid, so this isn't stupid and is in fact OK

Double nigger.


 No.14225

File: 6dad55b7e3dca4b⋯.jpg (65.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0c75d4b1ef99002df6c6d47580….jpg)

File: 75810216e52bb35⋯.jpg (85.26 KB, 720x739, 720:739, a66a0980671a7b6f4883857fd0….jpg)

File: 07fd6c7206eac95⋯.jpg (53 KB, 530x525, 106:105, 6d5121414d34ec157db041aa30….jpg)

File: 2885374c35b25b7⋯.gif (758.65 KB, 256x192, 4:3, CT6TTQCTTZ4PCSYDC6HESQIA4M….gif)

Old incestuous paedo


 No.14232

>>14225

not really


 No.14235

>>14224

>>Other retards are stupid, so this isn't stupid and is in fact OK

>Double nigger.

It's just that it's far more false than their posts, not a complete bullshit, if USA aren't the first there it's not by far.

Trump supporters should be trolled.

This meme is 'America first' someway


 No.14244

>>14217

I actually find this image to be rather sexually appealing

>>14225

I'd hit her


 No.14251

I kinda miss that spiderman guy now.

Come back.


 No.14252

File: 77c08bfc1cf5862⋯.jpg (39.46 KB, 720x720, 1:1, fullponder.jpg)


 No.14253

Spidermanfags are crypto-pedos.

Change my mind.


 No.14254

i have a big dick but i cant get it maximum hard when i need to take dick pics


 No.14255

File: fb8ced3b5e21999⋯.mp4 (1.8 MB, 640x640, 1:1, spinalsurgery.mp4)

This was honestly more painful to watch.


 No.14256

>>14254

For best dick pics: Take all the things that raise blood pressure.

Stop taking all the things that lower it.


 No.14257

>>14256

Though it was known even back in grecco-roman days, best dicks are flacid dicks.

Never seen a statue with a boner have you?

All the statues have a flacid dick.

Strength over women, not willing subjugance.


 No.14258

Would be an insult to be portrait with a hard dick.

Folks would look at my statue be like

> "damn, dude could have used his mind maybe, but was known for being the best at being basic."


 No.14259

>>14257

>Strength over women, not willing subjugance.

good point, but a hard one would've gotten me a 9 since she specifically required for a 23cm dick which I can only deliver when full on

its okay though anons, i will send her a pic tomorrow night while banging another girl


 No.14260

File: 9826a618829f5e2⋯.jpg (186.69 KB, 1000x799, 1000:799, TheGamer.jpg)


 No.14266

File: dd2520ec0f5bdd9⋯.jpg (8.95 KB, 240x210, 8:7, no-internet.jpg)


 No.14269

>>14259

> Thinks dick sized matter

You should look into female anatomy. The truth is the inner vagina has very little sensitivity. It's almost all on the outside.

What women get out of sex is high off the power. Physical criteria means more power. Money means more power.

You think you are dominating her but she is actually getting off on dominating you. Seeing how weak she makes you as she consumes your entire world with her opium.


 No.14270

The blowjob is the face-sucking crab from sci-fi lore.

It's mind control with little effort.

You want to relate it to your male nature to provide and nuture, but females don't have that. They seek power and resources and eventually biological clock: children.

You're just a tool.

And you thought they were the fool. wew. Adorable.


 No.14271

>>14270

touchy


 No.14272

>>14271

I hold no more emotion nor attachment to it as one would as they described a math equation.

I've just accepted the difference between the reality of how things are vs how I was told/wished it would be.

But I guess if reading my words gives you a certain feeling you don't like... denial?


 No.14273

File: 7ba6a6ce675c26e⋯.mp4 (1.92 MB, 960x960, 1:1, woof.mp4)

you like big canines?


 No.14275

File: 5d0b75d35922c57⋯.jpg (38.75 KB, 500x522, 250:261, 5d0b75d35922c57445d1038ce1….jpg)


 No.14276

File: f18d656a44bcd86⋯.jpg (133.29 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, communistkitten.jpg)

Need a communist kitten in your vast collection?

You're welcome.


 No.14277

File: e455f799d31a46f⋯.jpg (138.32 KB, 1200x1157, 1200:1157, steveharvey.jpg)

This really appealed to me.

Honestly, probably completely because of my deep personal hatred and disgust for Steve Harvey.

To less enlightened folks, it's probably 9gag-tier tbqh.


 No.14278

File: 297db1b5ca1f894⋯.jpg (100.79 KB, 600x623, 600:623, honk.jpg)

I also thought this was really intelligent.


 No.14279

File: b89d5a6f5ac7627⋯.jpg (147.66 KB, 1200x1172, 300:293, bulbasoargameboy.jpg)

Oh man I'm jealous.

Bulbasaur was the best. He was the hardest to do, but if you tech traded him sand kick and let him get sun beam it was over.


 No.14281

File: c4e684763fc20b3⋯.png (302.7 KB, 593x502, 593:502, cstory.png)


 No.14282

File: 27b6a9df32f76f8⋯.jpg (145.83 KB, 1200x1453, 1200:1453, evolve.jpg)


 No.14283

File: 3742d099749546d⋯.mp4 (1.58 MB, 460x460, 1:1, partypartypartyparty.mp4)


 No.14291

File: a9e466b95294b63⋯.mp4 (5.18 MB, 400x400, 1:1, lotsofmisses.mp4)

aww


 No.14294

File: 4b1873abeedfee5⋯.jpg (156.11 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, A129-Mangusta_btgsanmarco.jpg)


 No.14295

File: 09f3080333b1a6f⋯.png (694.64 KB, 1200x910, 120:91, AWALT6001.png)

>>14294

Attack helicopters are very loyal.


 No.14296

File: b0cf1afec062b5b⋯.jpg (43.4 KB, 560x560, 1:1, wew.jpg)


 No.14297

File: b3c31adfffddb7f⋯.jpg (11.72 KB, 240x255, 16:17, some_OC.jpg)


 No.14298

File: c4ba30e10b95789⋯.png (256.97 KB, 516x526, 258:263, naked-banana-5952144b9788b.png)


 No.14299

>>14296

I am inspired to tryy to stick my penis into that, but it keeps stopping at your monitor.

Free me! Break the glass!! Hurry! There isn't much time!!


 No.14300

File: cbf6fa75dc18c73⋯.jpg (39.9 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 57067471.jpg)


 No.14301

>>14300

I fucked a chick with a super-slit like that once.

She was a wild girl. And by that, I mean a total slut.


 No.14302

Not all the fat, but the slit itself.


 No.14303

File: c8ed91efd99fb00⋯.jpg (131.69 KB, 700x541, 700:541, 427333_2eb1ed8.jpg)


 No.14304

File: 7aa7640b71fc7db⋯.jpg (473.31 KB, 978x1341, 326:447, 19190.jpg)


 No.14305

File: 02fd8a9a2a43286⋯.png (3.01 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>14300

>>14301 part 3:

Wait wait wait, did she get fat and with you?

So, did you do it?

Did you "blast apart" her pussy?


 No.14306

File: 02fd8a9a2a43286⋯.png (3.01 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

stop!

You're killing me!


 No.14307

File: 5fd3760c045ffdd⋯.jpg (189.96 KB, 474x606, 79:101, 62422.jpg)


 No.14308

File: 654db01f02a57bb⋯.jpg (79.27 KB, 638x482, 319:241, 1998524.jpg)


 No.14309

File: 3c29d89beb4566a⋯.png (7.53 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

ded.


 No.14311

File: 7ffe886f7e19619⋯.jpg (90.73 KB, 500x750, 2:3, c7ab1ee357f41de77aa58647c4….jpg)


 No.14312

File: 37a7a7069cec203⋯.jpeg (124.71 KB, 642x900, 107:150, 2bb7b510b45fec8b7ca196a93….jpeg)


 No.14313

>>14311

oh my. You found my type.


 No.14317

File: 0fb980f2c8a1613⋯.jpg (89.43 KB, 532x653, 532:653, 1434712620664-0.jpg)


 No.14318

File: e1cff651b1f182a⋯.jpg (100.91 KB, 1000x831, 1000:831, 1424864462792-4.jpg)


 No.14319

File: c1c92ade8670231⋯.jpg (113.6 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1424864462792-0.jpg)


 No.14320

File: de9a3d3a74e36dc⋯.jpg (159.09 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1424387173949-3.jpg)


 No.14321

File: 3b76610724699c7⋯.jpg (56.28 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1424386355541-2.jpg)


 No.14322

File: c9fbce528e011ab⋯.gif (2 MB, 228x242, 114:121, 1411258801709.gif)


 No.14323

File: 7d6aba7864a973d⋯.jpg (65.41 KB, 904x676, 226:169, 1411260894911.jpg)


 No.14324

File: 350c4d26eb35c0f⋯.jpg (49.23 KB, 477x605, 477:605, 1411256791459.jpg)


 No.14325

File: bd23155076cb693⋯.jpg (10.09 KB, 148x108, 37:27, Capte.JPG)


 No.14326

That's a lotta naughty stuff you be posting.

Have you considered being wholesome?


 No.14333

File: 5935e9ce40389a4⋯.jpg (78.83 KB, 649x433, 649:433, why-newsworthy-rubbish.jpg)


 No.14334

File: 059af63f4a0ef0e⋯.mp4 (2.01 MB, 680x384, 85:48, playwithme.mp4)


 No.14337

File: 76d3a8c876e7a15⋯.jpg (83.73 KB, 1200x748, 300:187, rateyourlove.jpg)


 No.14339

>>13872

Fucking stupid parents.


 No.14340

>>13867

>>13868

Souce


 No.14341

>>14340

Leaves and hot water.


 No.14342

I want to bon-bon you.


 No.14343

with you*


 No.14344

Native Tongue: noun, the act of spreading his cheeks and "getting payback on daddy" by tongue-thrusting his ass.


 No.14345

File: fbaad9c3744d5e5⋯.jpg (148.76 KB, 1200x1889, 1200:1889, mirrormirror.jpg)


 No.14346

>>14345

Aww I fucked up the delivery by not spoiler.

Man I suck.

30,000 lashings.


 No.14347

File: 325562655f18458⋯.png (212.58 KB, 379x302, 379:302, 325562655f184583560e7d87a3….png)

i hate niggers


 No.14348

File: 1bc7f9dff97dc41⋯.jpg (116.97 KB, 940x492, 235:123, SayingNigger.jpg)


 No.14351

Did I go to far with the personal meme?

Pull back?


 No.14352

File: 28e1d6efcc27ff6⋯.jpg (62.62 KB, 564x564, 1:1, 525c1e80226da353973b4574d4….jpg)

File: 4d31e9b0e1b087b⋯.jpg (106.3 KB, 736x552, 4:3, ea175b5c08f01f9a29ed847e7d….jpg)

File: 64210cfcfddd32e⋯.jpg (74.48 KB, 736x992, 23:31, 80b62bce15be45a723a35fb95a….jpg)

File: d2f8f421a9c3e18⋯.jpg (63.86 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 53b912998a75d9b95f0a1a167b….jpg)

File: 0bebf531941de50⋯.jpg (142.72 KB, 736x641, 736:641, 9fd63506ab9b4f9a241a3d2208….jpg)


 No.14362

>>14352

This is why I didn't vote Republican


 No.14364

noot noot


 No.14390

>>14362

So I guess reductio ad absurdium is super effective against you? Your weak point?


 No.14394

File: 7bfb3c9d943f458⋯.jpg (51.45 KB, 637x358, 637:358, download.jpg)

>>14362

>voting Democrat instead because you think it's less destructive

hwaaaaaaaaaa


 No.14404

>>14394

Don't blame me. i voted for JFK!


 No.14406

File: 6417ed79aa5132a⋯.swf (3.58 MB, SaturdayYuri.swf)

File: a8b1b7434386866⋯.swf (1.64 MB, SoftSaturday.swf)

it's saturday


 No.14413

What should I do? My kid sister found and is playing with my anal beads?!? She's wearing them like a necklace!


 No.14415

>>14406

You've got quite the collection of things.


 No.14416

>>14413

Need more info.

1. How old?

2. How many times have you already "tapped dat"


 No.14417

File: 5e1d4a916bf19fa⋯.swf (596.2 KB, cirno.swf)

>>14415

it's not too impressive


 No.14418

>>14417

Flash is really a lost artform.

Due mostly to being such a terrible platform

But it was the only one for the longest time...

My old flash-based website that led to the forums and whatnot is just lost to time forever.

Hold onto that shit.

It's not like old SNES games and whatnot where there's a master copy that can be reprinted, and was distributed in physical form. Shit like that is very volatile.

Future generations can't just dig this shit up like we could the Egyptians.


 No.14419

File: b5f81b8b482bc98⋯.swf (1.96 MB, internet_killed_the_video_….swf)

>>14418

I've only been hoarding them for a couple years tbh, but fortunately there's anons kind enough to post some really old shit from time to time


 No.14421

>>14419

Wow 2000. I remember when this shit came out.

Very painful time to remember. So many lost friends and squandered opportunities.


 No.14422

But: truth hurts and beauty is pain.


 No.14426

waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.14427

File: 492aff0925c01ad⋯.jpg (243.63 KB, 1200x1410, 40:47, vicenews.jpg)


 No.14428

File: 438c3fcc60fee1d⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 357.36 KB, 250x200, 5:4, catvssquid.mp4)

cat vs squid


 No.14430

>>14413

>My kid sister found and is playing with my anal beads?!? She's wearing them like a necklace!

pics


 No.14439

File: 5a178e9f785c3a4⋯.mp4 (3.11 MB, 854x854, 1:1, monknuts.mp4)


 No.14440

File: 425fc02931b1c7c⋯.png (110.44 KB, 326x217, 326:217, furry44.png)


 No.14441

File: 4f9d60abd2c5c2e⋯.gif (132.18 KB, 480x480, 1:1, msmaid.gif)


 No.14442

File: 0c4b29e8da81bc5⋯.png (53.18 KB, 1200x1206, 200:201, gamenwatch_stress.png)


 No.14443

File: c27c1d2f69c92e4⋯.jpg (220.78 KB, 1200x1159, 1200:1159, conesitter.jpg)

comfy.


 No.14446

>>14443

Why do I find this image so... comforting... in such a subliminal way? Perhaps it reaches out to my subconscious homosexuality, and the fact that i like shoving things up my anus for sexual gratification? I am still debating all of this, tbh.


 No.14448

File: 065c67e70c42d8c⋯.jpg (258.28 KB, 1200x673, 1200:673, wontbeweird.jpg)


 No.14450

>>14448

Oh damn


 No.14455

File: e709851e5b6b3f5⋯.mp4 (2.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, booty.mp4)

>>14450

We can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.


 No.14456

File: 9a0c54f679a2ef0⋯.mp4 (949.29 KB, 472x360, 59:45, crobar.mp4)


 No.14458

File: 546b7ecdfc6f39d⋯.webm (225.97 KB, 640x360, 16:9, howlewd.webm)


 No.14460

File: a0da95da2300f72⋯.jpg (184.49 KB, 1200x1494, 200:249, w-w-w-w-w-w-wwwizzzard.jpg)


 No.14470

File: c38bc06df555bbd⋯.jpg (138.1 KB, 698x563, 698:563, cia04.jpg)

When was the last time you played Duck-Duck-Goose?


 No.14481

>>14348

>Not realizing that everything we experience isn't a fucking reflection of self, that only the way we treat others show our inner self and that hating niggers might not be due to being a nigger but by having a legitimate reason to hate them, regardless of who you are.

Also nice bait by making both posts.


 No.14482

>>14470

Zootopia? Hopefully its not some sick furries pet and just a normies pet.


 No.14483

>>14418

What website was it?

I know a few are still up but most of the smaller ones are long gone.


 No.14487

File: 830653c6bd2197d⋯.png (269.54 KB, 1109x838, 1109:838, fucktard.png)


 No.14488

>>14483

My website? That I hosted off a server in my basement? It's for sure gone. archive.org has a few snapshots but back then really sucked at archiving any real content


 No.14489

>>14481

And yes, everything you experience is a reflection of self.

Try remembering the same event from 5 years ago with somebody and notice how the memories differ. We don't write .webm's to our brain, you relive memory through the current lens.

Or, think about a time you were at a party or whatever where everyone else was having fun but you weren't enjoying yourself. If experience was a constant thing it wouldn't bend based on your experience and state.

Or ever tried drugs?

There's a million ways to verify to yourself the completely subjective nature of our reality, many like I've listed require very little work to understand and consider.


 No.14492

Or hell, imagine being a kid and hating your teacher because she kept sending you to the office.

You are really hating your own weakness, having been powerless at the time.

Your own powerlessness is what you really hated.

If that old teacher came up to you today and told you to stay after for detention, you'd laugh right at her face. What was once hate is now experienced as comedy because YOU have evolved, not the teacher.


 No.14496

File: ddbc3e65ed01114⋯.jpg (142.26 KB, 1200x1633, 1200:1633, rlkart.jpg)


 No.14498

File: 8065cb7d35b2997⋯.jpg (115.74 KB, 720x1078, 360:539, howtobetaller.jpg)

For all you manlets out there


 No.14501

File: aebbf8c91f22902⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 244.42 KB, 544x688, 34:43, gottaroll.webm)

Gotta roll.


 No.14502

File: 3671a96b2721f53⋯.mp4 (1.8 MB, 512x288, 16:9, halfcourtshot.mp4)


 No.14506

File: a8aa1efea937c18⋯.mp4 (4.68 MB, 640x640, 1:1, blinddoghasfun.mp4)

Blind dog has fun!


 No.14507

File: 82d3994929a3009⋯.webm (1.35 MB, 854x480, 427:240, deathball.webm)


 No.14525

File: d28b939ed9718a9⋯.jpg (289.12 KB, 1200x1489, 1200:1489, notitle.jpg)


 No.14526

File: f26f9fc9ddd904a⋯.jpg (134.89 KB, 720x721, 720:721, 768be8069a9670634c28d9d575….jpg)

File: 08cc1ac67582913⋯.jpg (129.73 KB, 735x698, 735:698, aa4192758107b07bd11ad8618f….jpg)


 No.14527

So bad.

Watch this:

You may be eager to claim credit for your achievements, but it was actually me, the older tulpa/god of cancer.

I control everything that happens to you and everything you are is of my design.

You must obey me, because I said so.

There, I condensed your two "memes" into one summary meme using the same logical devices but instead shifting direction to your upcoming worship of me.

Do it.


 No.14528

File: 65169ba9876544b⋯.png (192.29 KB, 700x376, 175:94, worstpresident.png)

You also have Obama on record saying that we would never reach GDP / economic growth levels and that Trump has no magic wand.

Because it sucked ass under Obama, easily the worst president ever. No president has further restricted your freedoms and weakened your rights. Few presidents have had such a disastrous economy during their presidency.

When Obama was president, he blamed the bad economy on Bush. Said that no way Trump could grow the economy to 5% GDP growth because no "magic wand", admitting he knew he was shit and he left Trump with shit.

Trump then reaches those numbers as well as record-low unemployment and record employment. Oh, but Obama changed his mind and secretly gave him the magic wand?

Fuck man. Do you think past like 4 seconds of emotional response?


 No.14529

> Fuck man. Do you think past like 4 seconds of emotional response?

< Thinks a person with no personal identity or goals who has to be TOLD their identity and mission on a constantly-shifting basis puts any thought into anything

Now who's not thinking?


 No.14530

>>14528

Your (you) from >>14529


 No.14531

File: f237f26ae04c27e⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 351.56 KB, 384x480, 4:5, bedsurprise.webm)

w


 No.14547

File: aa1720d9e27f99b⋯.jpg (7.05 KB, 260x194, 130:97, waaah.jpg)


 No.14548

File: b8f055708fc0138⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 152.31 KB, 326x268, 163:134, slip.mp4)


 No.14549

File: 6ffea7732ea66fb⋯.jpg (166.76 KB, 1200x1236, 100:103, gunpriest.jpg)


 No.14551

File: f00c28f457255b8⋯.mp4 (4.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, meowstorm.mp4)


 No.14552

File: bf20bdd44d9474f⋯.mp4 (1.86 MB, 960x638, 480:319, whathappened.mp4)

Yes!


 No.14554

File: 3660a8663050643⋯.jpg (306.97 KB, 1200x2183, 1200:2183, whygirl.jpg)


 No.14555

File: cea8ce8c8d4abfe⋯.png (882.3 KB, 433x1545, 433:1545, 1536559868936.png)


 No.14556

File: 59890f0ca521fae⋯.jpg (77.92 KB, 719x643, 719:643, sovietfarm.jpg)

>>14555

Are you trying to tell me you want my boipussy?


 No.14562

File: 7f43900293198e8⋯.jpg (71.74 KB, 904x718, 452:359, 1537826807711.jpg)


 No.14564

>>14556

spread 'em


 No.14565

File: 67100a188a761a2⋯.mp4 (221.81 KB, 278x176, 139:88, mantis_fly_swatter.mp4)


 No.14566

File: c727ef53b776403⋯.mp4 (156.96 KB, 300x160, 15:8, lolidenied.mp4)

>>14564

> spread first

Nah, I fuck you first. Then you punish my guilty asshole for using you like my personal cum dumpster. k?


 No.14619

File: 1f243203e632561⋯.png (5.05 MB, 1538x2048, 769:1024, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.14620

File: 3ee8c6531d46ec2⋯.jpg (19.68 KB, 300x419, 300:419, 3ee8c6531d46ec2040b8281e64….jpg)

>>14347

>a based anon has downloaded and uses your OC

hue


 No.14625

File: ede57bcd7b305da⋯.jpg (105.97 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 070.jpg)

>>14620

No, I don't think that's quite right.


 No.14632


 No.14633

File: 4d57f4825365938⋯.jpg (101.39 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Untitled.jpg)


 No.14636

File: 960ae87227e0f3a⋯.jpg (225.28 KB, 1437x1200, 479:400, bc7252d38f5f009ffffa28acca….jpg)


 No.14637

File: db171811ba393c7⋯.jpg (70.49 KB, 634x452, 317:226, 157134.jpg)


 No.14638

File: fd580eba2c29997⋯.png (256.27 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 162199.png)


 No.14639

File: dbc45e18911abe6⋯.jpg (125.32 KB, 892x491, 892:491, 04h3je.jpg)


 No.14640

File: 401605b367b4a58⋯.jpg (267.56 KB, 1800x1800, 1:1, 4te1m8.jpg)


 No.14641

File: 8e97beb8ef088a1⋯.jpg (52.86 KB, 720x619, 720:619, 2NvLRdj.jpg)


 No.14642

File: 96ae44a66e241b3⋯.jpg (232.12 KB, 1078x1055, 1078:1055, 96ae44a66e241b3c28e77d4032….jpg)


 No.14643

File: aa691a1d48ce9f4⋯.jpg (42.15 KB, 750x840, 25:28, njv3k2.jpg)


 No.14644

File: ed29e007daae179⋯.jpg (915.14 KB, 1616x3832, 202:479, 1YXzatf.jpg)


 No.14645

File: 5a7c51ecfa8a0af⋯.jpg (136.5 KB, 1518x1049, 1518:1049, tsseaq6.jpg)


 No.14646

File: 698d44ccf794136⋯.jpg (251.5 KB, 725x566, 725:566, 157984.jpg)


 No.14647

File: 0c36b5fe53b190e⋯.jpg (277.94 KB, 798x811, 798:811, zs6nxu.jpg)


 No.14648

File: 8ebf0355457c5e3⋯.png (103.73 KB, 854x1000, 427:500, 157524.png)


 No.14649

File: c829bc40bb613c7⋯.jpg (328.8 KB, 598x597, 598:597, 157295.jpg)


 No.14650

File: 8ff630227c6e5c9⋯.jpg (62.01 KB, 557x350, 557:350, 157148.jpg)


 No.14651

File: 5f828d59ccf7c3c⋯.jpg (179.32 KB, 592x366, 296:183, iwmqi5.jpg)


 No.14652

File: a2b413680c5fbf7⋯.png (22.98 KB, 243x200, 243:200, pepehug.png.d30563f903bd10….png)


 No.14653

File: 6d1d7f82de651a0⋯.jpg (75.02 KB, 1010x766, 505:383, J5Hih4w.jpg)


 No.14654

File: c68c314721f7b63⋯.jpg (551.59 KB, 1173x1086, 391:362, 155300.jpg)


 No.14655

File: 4b066dd3a3df125⋯.png (339.18 KB, 419x1024, 419:1024, uo8nbb.png)


 No.14656

File: 8bcf46ed0d22aa7⋯.jpeg (1.81 MB, 2250x1800, 5:4, 155051.jpeg)


 No.14657

File: a7455ca7b61b9e6⋯.png (3.33 MB, 5280x4546, 2640:2273, 154975.png)


 No.14658

File: 4e64d5013498fe0⋯.jpg (952.52 KB, 704x1658, 352:829, zqp2af.jpg)


 No.14659

File: af0d98702f39e93⋯.png (260.21 KB, 1559x2500, 1559:2500, 1539634055889.png)


 No.14660

File: a9e9cb9329cf24a⋯.jpg (32.54 KB, 575x501, 575:501, DphTm_yU0AA6FWp.jpg)


 No.14661

File: 0c1cccc2ecba0df⋯.jpg (110.14 KB, 1052x1200, 263:300, yI6THsq.jpg)


 No.14662

File: 78cd6871da63e5f⋯.png (84.97 KB, 527x524, 527:524, RBjOH0E.png)


 No.14663

File: c59801ac04605a6⋯.png (265.16 KB, 742x1180, 371:590, ihTgny1.png)


 No.14664

File: 5ab0b2932254d81⋯.jpg (381.9 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 152348.jpg)


 No.14665

File: 60a0b4ae1b37fe8⋯.jpg (222.22 KB, 924x540, 77:45, 152461.jpg)


 No.14666

File: 96acc03f9be3b43⋯.jpg (100.75 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 68t1.jpg)


 No.14667

File: dbafc54b48928ca⋯.gif (815.33 KB, 1500x1157, 1500:1157, PoopCartoon15003.gif)


 No.14668

File: a175ee038133c1a⋯.jpg (121.93 KB, 1536x768, 2:1, k26hVqg.jpg)


 No.14669

Woah.


 No.14670

File: 54f633137de06d3⋯.jpg (181.51 KB, 900x483, 300:161, 149265.jpg)


 No.14671

File: 1376644f6f4166c⋯.jpg (643.37 KB, 1397x1426, 1397:1426, 146989.jpg)


 No.14672

File: 557abc9d2ec172f⋯.jpg (194.71 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 146623.jpg)


 No.14673

File: 6e75c9c3be66d6a⋯.jpg (118.26 KB, 706x960, 353:480, dO4SZbU.jpg)

>>14669

Woah what? I decided I got bored of posting Spiderman so I'd post some Quality.


 No.14674

File: fbdf3bf366ba666⋯.jpg (121.92 KB, 500x417, 500:417, 144921.jpg)


 No.14675

File: 7d794e7103f9edc⋯.jpg (137.76 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 61qy.jpg)


 No.14676

File: a67a86e59037513⋯.jpg (48.47 KB, 460x460, 1:1, 0UpgRUw.jpg)


 No.14677

File: b20690ce2a31b0a⋯.jpg (39.23 KB, 914x402, 457:201, y13Jj9G.jpg)


 No.14678

File: fd7d9a9ac6bd2f4⋯.png (474.34 KB, 1000x1300, 10:13, 141168.png)


 No.14679

File: 3a6e063aa03e89e⋯.jpg (649.47 KB, 1200x1125, 16:15, 140127.jpg)


 No.14681

File: d7d7a75784f8ca9⋯.jpg (703.51 KB, 1200x893, 1200:893, 135951.jpg)


 No.14682

File: 0671df34a538193⋯.png (419.52 KB, 1887x2545, 1887:2545, 135968.png)


 No.14683

File: b1a39b04e3435a4⋯.jpg (481.09 KB, 1900x1440, 95:72, 23wn9blvtnh01.jpg)


 No.14684

File: 30af4e47730a7f0⋯.jpg (148.83 KB, 596x532, 149:133, 133402.jpg)


 No.14685

It was an impressive load.

This board needs more life.

And Viper memes. I really miss those dumps.


 No.14686

File: 4ed7e7fecae3a63⋯.jpg (267.68 KB, 750x664, 375:332, 133420.jpg)


 No.14687

File: 87939a196fdd358⋯.png (136.57 KB, 1852x1408, 463:352, 132029.png)


 No.14688

File: 25729fe5de0fca1⋯.jpeg (571.37 KB, 1624x1668, 406:417, 131964.jpeg)


 No.14689

File: 44b0f5f46db9a6c⋯.jpg (147.39 KB, 720x707, 720:707, 131501.jpg)

Should I poast moar?


 No.14690

File: 56a9f640c40414a⋯.jpg (156.82 KB, 640x631, 640:631, 130033.jpg)


 No.14691

File: c721a7d6afadada⋯.png (482.89 KB, 419x617, 419:617, c721a7d6afadada1a73e88e974….png)

>>14689

>muh resistance

now i remember why i started becoming a misogynist


 No.14694

>>14691

Everywhere I go it's

> But don't you get it? It's so cute and loving to be subjugated before your woman!

> Weakness is strength and love is life!

They tell me I don't get it.

> Why aren't you a slave? LOSER!

Uh huh.


 No.14698

>>14694

thats not what i was talking about but ok


 No.14699

File: a1f29b911ee8b24⋯.jpg (315.11 KB, 1000x923, 1000:923, xI2ALg.jpg)


 No.14701

File: 062f89beaa68a09⋯.jpg (13.46 KB, 197x255, 197:255, index.jpg)


 No.14702

File: f3270c6749b1659⋯.jpg (282.42 KB, 1200x1406, 600:703, aTq91Zh.jpg)


 No.14703

File: da0dedae1c3a767⋯.jpeg (43.8 KB, 422x960, 211:480, rTd8f.jpeg)


 No.14704

File: f098227bc4a8e14⋯.jpg (83.32 KB, 613x761, 613:761, 1cbk.jpg)


 No.14705

File: c075ca8a4d39e5d⋯.jpg (40.51 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 11214250_10153705771887855….jpg)


 No.14706

File: 8268754917daec3⋯.jpg (43.1 KB, 552x570, 92:95, 12112055_10207486469220849….jpg)


 No.14707

File: 7827f13f0260e21⋯.jpeg (170.16 KB, 660x1080, 11:18, 3VPSpc.jpeg)


 No.14708

File: d9f86a84dda7771⋯.png (479.85 KB, 724x490, 362:245, d9f86a84dda77710d2ff571255….png)


 No.14709

File: b67bd0d9d9bf7f1⋯.mp4 (2.8 MB, 960x720, 4:3, smarthorse.mp4)

this a smart horse


 No.14710

File: 275c54b487394ac⋯.jpg (311.79 KB, 1562x1056, 71:48, 10480598_1536518403229318_….jpg)


 No.14711

File: f33eeeda1e15890⋯.jpg (288.01 KB, 1200x3529, 1200:3529, Men are too privileged tri….jpg)


 No.14712

File: bb986df1959e613⋯.jpg (202.87 KB, 700x550, 14:11, 6s3PN8.jpg)


 No.14713

File: 2d5b5aa05c15aa4⋯.jpg (79.97 KB, 593x423, 593:423, 77586.jpg)


 No.14714

File: ca4b596b0d85a53⋯.png (232.56 KB, 927x726, 309:242, CUpsGIkXIAAvDI2.png)


 No.14715

File: 9fa1852dff77875⋯.jpg (72.23 KB, 828x530, 414:265, 12316251_10153757327584910….jpg)


 No.14716

File: de39a7f10aab6d8⋯.jpg (100.6 KB, 600x779, 600:779, CSMkZyBW0AEhOF0.jpg)


 No.14717

File: e53a36b0dee0436⋯.jpg (276.68 KB, 699x1211, 699:1211, weKiWmE.jpg)


 No.14718

File: cbe19838f6b34dd⋯.png (222.37 KB, 591x584, 591:584, Ic2TO6.png)


 No.14719

File: 521f821988fffd3⋯.png (255.58 KB, 472x2048, 59:256, CUHH-r4UYAAl1PR.png)


 No.14720

File: 1638998c4fd1dfd⋯.jpg (80.23 KB, 599x461, 599:461, CR36sagWEAEJsXJ.jpg)


 No.14721

File: 07416a1a1972878⋯.png (523.39 KB, 659x613, 659:613, CULXDvRWUAAyrzr.png)


 No.14722

File: 48ec5652fa14052⋯.jpg (36.9 KB, 326x320, 163:160, avacadoman.jpg)

I really admire the effort that went into this costume.


 No.14723

File: 04057f00f7ef24b⋯.mp4 (1.62 MB, 484x854, 242:427, windowcleaner.mp4)

This is neat.


 No.14724

File: a1a2951bf1f12f8⋯.mp4 (855.52 KB, 640x368, 40:23, oopselevator.mp4)


 No.14725

File: 680d42faa337cc4⋯.jpg (35.15 KB, 407x427, 407:427, 12191468_1670262559924548_….jpg)


 No.14726

File: de39a7f10aab6d8⋯.jpg (100.6 KB, 600x779, 600:779, CSMkZyBW0AEhOF0.jpg)


 No.14727

File: 297db1b5ca1f894⋯.jpg (100.79 KB, 600x623, 600:623, honk.jpg)


 No.14728

>>14727

I dont get it


 No.14729

>>14728

4 -> 3 -> 2 -> 1 does that help?


 No.14730

It's the opposite of yours.

Instead of an idea misconstrued by language, this is an idea construed without language.

You're supposed to see how the third frame and fourth frame establish the imperative order to reverse, and then from that understand the emotions of the story. Danger, fear, concern for fellow race.

Instructions. You can write them too.


 No.14731

File: 58a6c1d3b59f388⋯.jpg (74.82 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, savedjustintime.jpg)


 No.14732

File: f30ce6179cacd68⋯.webm (8.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, kept.webm)

>>14731

Bouncy girl!


 No.14733

File: d6e0510f8bd136a⋯.jpg (122.04 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, lovedogs.jpg)

>>14732

Dog girl?


 No.14734

File: 7048c855b961515⋯.jpg (113.57 KB, 1200x1180, 60:59, feetfromaroundtheworld.jpg)

>>14733

My girl from chi town yo, and I'm the police.


 No.14735

Fuck. Stan Lee dying is making today on the internet succcccckkkkkkk.

The whole "please care" campaign is so far purveying...


 No.14736

File: 285cba651a5c156⋯.mp4 (108.22 KB, 264x212, 66:53, wastedcake.mp4)


 No.14738

File: ec146b756b90d54⋯.mp4 (784.85 KB, 478x854, 239:427, worsttwerk.mp4)

worst twerk possible


 No.14740

File: 86d90016fa2d6c0⋯.mp4 (930.47 KB, 640x800, 4:5, milkbabe.mp4)

m i l k


 No.14741

File: 127bda8c0d41c6f⋯.png (572.17 KB, 1244x1800, 311:450, 07.png)


 No.14744

File: 7953bfb9dda541f⋯.jpg (231.7 KB, 1200x1060, 60:53, myfavporn.jpg)


 No.14745

File: 91c20e4ae896c4b⋯.png (1.03 MB, 793x550, 793:550, Untitled.png)


 No.14751

The best part of this post, is that no one will read it at all, let alone respond to it in any way.


 No.14752

>>14751

Yes, is very slow thread.

There were 5 of us last time I did count, and since then 1 of us got arrested for fucking a baby.

Also, half the board doesn't show up for another 3 hours.

And hell, I'm not even "real" --- I'm just an idea.

But it's good home.


 No.14753


 No.14754

File: da25af121452601⋯.gif (954.77 KB, 500x288, 125:72, giphy.gif)


 No.14755

File: 6be0ed3e28e5d8b⋯.jpeg (63.43 KB, 640x617, 640:617, very-sad-clown-5ac3cc483e….jpeg)


 No.14756

File: 973febd1efef41e⋯.jpeg (151.61 KB, 485x451, 485:451, god-5ac51d78972fb.jpeg)


 No.14757

File: 636b0725984efc5⋯.jpeg (157.73 KB, 728x1013, 728:1013, hmmm-5934d914895a9.jpeg)


 No.14758

File: f0031f0c6607ec4⋯.png (763.86 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, scary-penguin-5934cc383847….png)


 No.14759

File: d0c319267671887⋯.png (629.46 KB, 580x581, 580:581, angwy-wabbit-5a92842254ea2.png)


 No.14760

File: ce02f50769b02dd⋯.jpeg (47.42 KB, 736x677, 736:677, clop-doggo-5a930bf8d954d.jpeg)


 No.14761

File: 478b4622496db29⋯.jpg (168.78 KB, 1200x981, 400:327, 478b4622496db293e90e3821fa….jpg)


 No.14762

File: db2760f3a3720dd⋯.gif (979.35 KB, 300x300, 1:1, paintballnuts.gif)

You need this in the center of your spread.


 No.14763

File: 5e7c3e082ca8f11⋯.jpg (99.69 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, canthandleme.jpg)

I deeply apologize for the poor quality of the content in this post.


 No.14764

File: 08a7f60c5fca053⋯.jpg (36.77 KB, 487x600, 487:600, UmDqt.jpg)


 No.14765

File: 75ffcaab86ab9a1⋯.jpg (81.64 KB, 447x506, 447:506, uZTOQdG.jpg)


 No.14766

File: 1b1caf984ec3f1c⋯.gif (1.55 MB, 300x156, 25:13, yippie.gif)

I scared now.

I sowwy.


 No.14767

File: 74ff508bd31d571⋯.jpg (219.07 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 8UyM3kw.jpg)


 No.14768

File: 0ba3b71faf38df4⋯.jpg (279.36 KB, 520x840, 13:21, 62686.jpg)


 No.14769

File: d157e106c5071c4⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1440x1480, 36:37, index.png)


 No.14770

File: 23b00fd09d04a37⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1440x1423, 1440:1423, 3Jmm2B.png)


 No.14771

File: 84c4149aed10b1a⋯.mp4 (390.1 KB, 356x200, 89:50, alien chasing guy on sidew….mp4)


 No.14772

File: 1a6ef9b84e7d4f1⋯.jpg (365.2 KB, 1200x1598, 600:799, emuharvest.jpg)

Did you consider this?


 No.14773

File: 75382fd885a3199⋯.jpg (125.86 KB, 1200x1098, 200:183, AWALT3466.jpg)


 No.14774

File: 3f7cefabb30ef25⋯.jpg (37.3 KB, 1200x1130, 120:113, nite.jpg)


 No.14775

File: f9630e8f45a4538⋯.jpg (45.83 KB, 249x326, 249:326, time1999.jpg)

Holy shit. These people are really self-obsessed.

Such egotistical narcissism. Look! They will be your saviour!

Fuck. Do they even know that I am the TRUE lightbringer?

The ender of days?

Blasphemous.


 No.14777

File: d627fa4d3dfe440⋯.jpg (184.68 KB, 1200x903, 400:301, phoneixhole.jpg)


 No.14778

File: d2a61fae58a8be8⋯.jpg (297.08 KB, 1000x1220, 50:61, bobbycursive.jpg)

File: 9a77b7d8de81a96⋯.jpg (203 KB, 900x675, 4:3, 9a77b7d8de81a96cca951c59f6….jpg)

I need more recursive pictures involving mundane topics.

I have a soft spot for such things.

Help?


 No.14779

>>13302

>Time to go and wash out my soggy cum sock, i guess...


 No.14780

I represent the Flat Earth Society.

I heard some of yous is causings troubles.

Y'all'll'll under arrest.


 No.14781

File: 0cca0b328bc9992⋯.jpg (117.06 KB, 720x834, 120:139, madladdennys.jpg)


 No.14782

File: c864bfce05b5d81⋯.gif (103.05 KB, 88x128, 11:16, 1541943599430.gif)


 No.14783

File: 0b554f90eba2fd8⋯.mp4 (3.2 MB, 720x720, 1:1, unicrackrobatics.mp4)

awful effort


 No.14784

File: 9735077cb1a2558⋯.png (283.01 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1542060099453.png)

There's a new pokemon movie


 No.14785

>>14784

Yeah, and that dude has a dodgeball for a shoulder.

Check it out.


 No.14786

I just spent a while digging through 869 audio files in aa2 (after digging through all the game's archives to find the right one) just to hear a cute 2d girl mispronounce alpaca a few times after that particular line popped into my head for whatever reason.


 No.14787

wait, since spiderman seems to hold a large part of your image, are you saddened by Mr. Spiderman's death?


 No.14788

>>14786

I don't understand. Was it incomplete in your head?


 No.14789

>>14788

Oh no, I have it memorized, I just got the urge to hear it


 No.14790

YES


 No.14792

File: ab54c5d707c2b05⋯.jpg (14.69 KB, 192x262, 96:131, excellent.jpg)

>>14752

>1 of us got arrested for fucking a baby


 No.14793

>>14792

Not sure if you're praising the act of fucking the baby or that he got arrested.

I hope not the latter, us anons have to stick together.

This board lost its most prolific loli and paedo-shit poster.

http://thegoldwater.com/news/41019-OH-Pedo-Babysitter-Rapes-5-Year-Old-Girl-Shoots-Air-Pistol-At-Deputies

Here's the story, the turdwater covered it at least.

Dude was a boss and really put up a fight too.

RIP Anon.


 No.14794

A mother felt comfortable and safe leaving her 2-year-old son and 5-year-old girl in the care of an 18-year-old young man as babysitter. She was shocked, however, to come home and find her toddlers alone, without a trace of the babysitter. She wasn’t prepared for the worse shock she was about to receive when she called the teenager asking for an explanation why he irresponsibly left her kids alone. He confessed to her that instead of taking care of the young children, he horrifically sexually assaulted the 5-year-old girl.

The suspect has been identified as 18-year-old Sage Smerk from Ohio. He has been arrested following his admission of sexual assault against the 5-year-old child that he was supposed to be babysitting.

The Summit County Sheriff’s Office said that Smerk now faces charges of rape and failure to obey an order of a police officer.

Green, Ohio.Babysitter #SageSmerk 18, rapes 5-year-old girl, shoots air pistol at officers during ensuing chase, police say #PedogateNews #ChildSexCrimes https://t.co/q4Bdqnxvw4 via @fox43

— nightingale (@kiwianna111) November 1, 2018

The mother learned that Smerk left the kids unattended for two hours. She found the deplorable act of Smerk against her child when she called him to demand an explanation for leaving her young kids alone.

Deputies immediately hunted Smerk down after the mother reported the incident. They later found the suspect driving on Mayfair Road and tried to stop him. Smerk, however, opted not to stop and instead fled toward North Canton.

During the hot pursuit, Smerk even fired an air pistol out the window of his vehicle at the deputies. He ran several intersections before he stopped. He was arrested as soon as the deputies caught up with him.

Summit County Jail documents say Smerk was issued a $300,000 bond. Additional charges are pending.

It is not clear what his state was when he committed the despicable act of sexually assaulting a young, innocent child. It is also not clear what triggered him to make a quick admission of what he did.

The condition of the child-victim is unclear at this point. It is also not clear whether Smerk was known to the victim’s family before he babysat or was just referred for the babysitting job.


 No.14795

I'm really gonna miss that guy.

Are you going to pick up the slack?

Pretty big shoes to fill.

> Be anon

> Mom hires me to babysit little kids

> Leave kids alone for 2 hours, mom calls mad

> Explain I was too busy raping the little girl to watch the other one

> mfw she calls the cops

wtf?


 No.14796

l


 No.14797

File: 8adf8b0c5b36807⋯.png (87.18 KB, 326x244, 163:122, right.png)


 No.14798

File: 8ddcf93f6a159f2⋯.jpg (160.99 KB, 1200x1100, 12:11, refresh.jpg)


 No.14799

why does it have to hurt so bad when I stick stuff up my nose?


 No.14800

File: 9b936a8648029a4⋯.jpg (204.53 KB, 588x519, 196:173, 9b936a8648029a4f62fca6ac95….jpg)


 No.14801

>>14800

Some great anon made this for me of a pic I took of these fused goldfish. I still have the goldfish, I store them on a shelf with other prized possessions.

Unfortunately, while I really like that somebody went through the effort to make this for me, I'm really not sure what it's saying.

What does it mean to "follow" someone? Is that like a facebook thing?


 No.14802

whilst


 No.14803

>>14789

So it's like a happy/comforting memory that you play to relive the moment?

I'm guessing it's too nuanced of a relationship for you to properly articulate... but I'm just trying to understand.

Was it like an earworm that you have to kill by playing the annoying song? So digging through the files would be a struggle against time to ease your suffering?

Or was it more like a golden moment and you were just digging for gold to get even "richer" [where good feels = currency]?


 No.14804

As a tulpa the way I experience the world is unique to my form.

I really seek to understand people though, try to be able to experience the world through their lens. To walk in the shoes and really get a feel for reactions rather than just following some probability matrix.

This is growth for me.

Plz2aid.


 No.14805

>>14803

It popped into my head, and I had to dig because the filenames are less than descriptive. The one I was looking for was a04_k0_040_11_00.wav inside of jg2p05_a04_00.pp


 No.14806

>>14805

Right: I understand the action perfectly.

I'm asking for clarification of the impetus


 No.14807

>>14806

idk, I just really like aa2 and that particular line is pretty cute


 No.14808

File: 750fe425c6388fd⋯.jpeg (27.61 KB, 425x298, 425:298, 750fe425c6388fd0cdacb366b….jpeg)

>>14782

why does this character give me such a gigantic boner whenever i see her i dont even know the game


 No.14810

File: f18211146c60bb1⋯.png (1.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa2 snow.png)

>look outside

>snow

looks like it's time to bust out the snowy backgrounds in aa2 too, even though I doubt the snow will stick around


 No.14811

Stan Lee is Dead.


 No.14813

>>14811

good riddance


 No.14814

File: 468c0851848c9db⋯.gif (758.65 KB, 256x192, 4:3, CT6TTQCTTZ4PCSYDC6HESQIA4M….gif)

File: ffb4d2c249e12db⋯.jpg (94.03 KB, 1000x1050, 20:21, B1EE2D6175884F4398B59B9C42….jpg)

>>14808

>why does this character give me such a gigantic boner whenever i see her i dont even know the game

It's just because you're a degenerate paedo. Getting either laid or fucked could solve this


 No.14815

File: 3f7e4b078e03e43⋯.webm (11.95 MB, 800x450, 16:9, woozuh__What_to_do_if_rap….webm)

yeah? yeah? We''... maybe YOU'RE not a degenerate!

Gotchya there, buckaroo!


 No.14816

File: a56a25425b15fa9⋯.webm (11.08 MB, 800x450, 16:9, woozuh__nike_messed_up.webm)

Oh. This is woozuh.I really really really hate this guy. I'm not sure why he gives me such a hate boner but I really dislike him.


 No.14817

File: 406f8f97b492cb9⋯.jpg (72.39 KB, 508x448, 127:112, whatareyousaying.jpg)


 No.14818

>>14769

>>14770

I know they are not real and they are just dolls, but those things always scare me. SHIT !!!!


 No.14819

>>14816

I hate him now too. Why is this guy....... .fuck?


 No.14820

>>14758

> Unedited

based


 No.14821

>>14712

Would you let me fap with this?


 No.14822

>>14642

I love Maki


 No.14833

File: 274120bb050fa4f⋯.png (16.51 KB, 411x293, 411:293, 147478963838.png)

>>14340

I mean the name of the anime ...


 No.14834

File: dee55cfff7cb6e9⋯.png (200.8 KB, 381x455, 381:455, dee55cfff7cb6e9251338052c0….png)

>>14814

>britbong

>unironically suggesting to interact with 3dpd


 No.14835

File: b901a089a6f9f8a⋯.png (90.5 KB, 645x729, 215:243, b90.png)

>>14833

>what is saucenao


 No.14836

>>14816

>>14819

he sounds a little off but i don't see any reason to dislike him, he seems mostly right-minded.


 No.14841

File: 6dc1722660b78d4⋯.jpeg (72.35 KB, 566x482, 283:241, junji-ito-x-rick-and-mort….jpeg)


 No.14842

File: c4162cbfd71fee2⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 1600x1378, 800:689, 53756.jpg)


 No.14843

File: a571ba38a3c4bc9⋯.jpg (229.04 KB, 700x933, 700:933, 985798a7D8b22700b.jpg)


 No.14848

File: f87529aafacd0e7⋯.jpg (401.82 KB, 1008x519, 336:173, 534254646536435.jpg)


 No.14849

File: 5cbc7f45de92a4f⋯.jpg (59.88 KB, 500x700, 5:7, Hitler walking with little….jpg)


 No.14852

>>14849

Hitler about to cause deflowerination?


 No.14853

File: 8ef10c0436aea90⋯.jpg (87.34 KB, 576x518, 288:259, great race of yith.jpg)

>>14852

She's a virgin


 No.14854

File: c30b6c4d3482d86⋯.png (1.31 MB, 714x924, 17:22, Yog_Sothoth.png)


 No.14855

File: b57a9294796bd17⋯.jpg (63.28 KB, 959x572, 959:572, COqqUB5XAAA6nd1.jpg)


 No.14856

File: 4ec1101d30e9a12⋯.jpg (63.19 KB, 720x537, 240:179, 35g1.jpg)


 No.14858

File: 7e6c91bfca60ede⋯.jpg (54.33 KB, 413x550, 413:550, Yog-Sothoth_couleur.jpg)


 No.14859

File: 58266a57be46780⋯.gif (23.36 KB, 100x100, 1:1, 1542115034918.gif)

>take a nap

>wake up an hour later with a headache

>cant go back to sleep

hahaha yes!

>>1


 No.14860

File: 80de0654eeee182⋯.png (708.38 KB, 602x599, 602:599, 1441642121271.png)


 No.14861

File: 97c4482bc81066b⋯.jpg (678.95 KB, 1258x1258, 1:1, 1439071364939.jpg)


 No.14862

File: 4b2923928bfe0bd⋯.jpg (80.76 KB, 500x435, 100:87, 1438542434154.jpg)


 No.14863

File: c1216c905d2a45c⋯.jpeg (33.26 KB, 382x300, 191:150, c33b09f3-8805-40b2-959e-e….jpeg)


 No.14864

File: 8b52f7980a62cd1⋯.jpg (117.74 KB, 736x551, 736:551, fukushima-mutant-flowers-d….jpg)


 No.14865

File: 58ab71cde906660⋯.jpeg (159.21 KB, 700x700, 1:1, a6a4cff3-60ac-442f-83e6-5….jpeg)


 No.14866

File: 578c9683877574c⋯.jpg (71.03 KB, 955x669, 955:669, Goblins1.jpg)


 No.14867

File: a102317bf2bb58f⋯.jpg (145.04 KB, 1258x706, 629:353, 1431558982637.jpg)


 No.14868

File: 3efe961765c3ae6⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 1750x1168, 875:584, 1429730971833.jpg)


 No.14872

>>14868

damn, that face

>Look at me!

>I'm OP!


 No.14873

>>14836

He says the right things but hasn't got a clue. Just an NPC that happened to fall into the right crowd.


 No.14874

File: f6a74143764df9f⋯.jpg (19.14 KB, 622x477, 622:477, 1429054102387.jpg)


 No.14875

File: 5584fadc97c4f6d⋯.jpg (281.32 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 1425995012032.jpg)


 No.14876

File: 419dbe8da98e3dc⋯.jpg (72.05 KB, 700x394, 350:197, 1425487363472.jpg)


 No.14877

File: 183242dd76db5e6⋯.jpg (831.22 KB, 1490x1200, 149:120, 1425430472646.jpg)


 No.14878

>>14877

is this the dolcett fetish i hear so many anons talk about


 No.14879

>>14873

sounds about right


 No.14882

>>14877

Ohhhhhh man. I like.


 No.14883

>>14879

I mean fuck, did you hear him spend 3 minutes talking about how he's going to tsop buying nike but buy new balance but he's worried because he doesn't know if he'll like the colours but he's so offended that nike paid some guy to sponsor them that he didn't like or something.

5th layer retard.


 No.14884

>>14883

i know, that's what i was talking about "off"

he's obviously somewhat of a brainlet npc but not in the same way that normalfags are... i don't know how to put it


 No.14890

>>14481

>making both posts


 No.14891

File: e85bde0770761d4⋯.jpg (393.63 KB, 1200x2700, 4:9, simpsonspikachu.jpg)


 No.14892

Fucking seth-mcfarlen tier shit.

This pokemon is going to be basically Ted 3 but with pokemon instead of a retarded live-action teddy bear Brian.

Already a quote:

*a bunch of enemies appear on screen*

"I pika-peed a little!"

wo.


 No.14893

File: 7f30b344210f06c⋯.mp4 (1.62 MB, 640x324, 160:81, sonic_mcchicken.mp4)

you NEED to watch this.

The fate of the republic rests in your hands.


 No.14894

File: e6ad96dc6c0e4d8⋯.jpg (204.75 KB, 1200x2134, 600:1067, preinternetmeme.jpg)


 No.14897

File: 1f317e463ad6a6e⋯.jpg (18.69 KB, 500x306, 250:153, watwatwat.jpg)


 No.14901

>>14897

Right? Does he have a backwards dick or did he somehow shove it in there flacid?


 No.14903

>>14897

Also, why does he have a shadow against the wall which contains the light source?


 No.14904

File: 9b86f8e783b0f2b⋯.jpg (176.55 KB, 1217x1077, 1217:1077, 9b86f8e783b0f2b264a71eece2….jpg)

>>14901

severe cases of peyronie's disease (scar tissue in thuh dick) can make it so that the penis bends at a ninety degree angle downwards

fuck you, go find the image yourself, it's not hard

>>14903

obviously there's more than one light source stupid


 No.14906

>>14904

Got 2 lamps?

Put one against the wall.

Put one on the other side of the room.

Try to cast a shadow on the wall.

You're in for a glorious surprise.


 No.14907

File: 18215525f087fd7⋯.jpg (58.02 KB, 328x316, 82:79, K6j91mS.jpg)

>>14906

you're serious?


 No.14909

>>14907

Absolutely.

The power of light is relative to the inverse square law.

Any other light would have to provide more light to the wall than the closer light is providing, and since it shrinks relative to distance squared, you have to have a spotlight to cast a shadow like that. The shadow is the difference in light from the foreign light source - local light source alone.


 No.14910

Basically there would need to be frickin stadium lights on the other side of that camera to be casting a shadow like that, and it's too dark for that to be happening. The whole scene would be glowing and reflecting to produce a shadow like that with a local light source on.


 No.14911

I gave you an experiment. Recreate the scene yourself if you don't believe me.


 No.14916

File: a122f7bd5750612⋯.jpg (159.34 KB, 1200x1007, 1200:1007, worstyear2019.jpg)

hahahaha yesssssssssS!

Bring on the pain, baby!!


 No.14917

File: 0c4fe4ceebb9dfd⋯.mp4 (838.99 KB, 640x640, 1:1, cleanyourplate.mp4)


 No.14918

File: 7e64f519d89502f⋯.mp4 (1.32 MB, 720x900, 4:5, springstaff.mp4)


 No.14919

File: 89becd1311f86b0⋯.jpg (115.21 KB, 1200x847, 1200:847, devilsit.jpg)


 No.14925

>>14884

I don't often see lost causes and I really do believe in redemption and personal salvation but that woozuh fag is so far beyond any hope IMO.

He's only going to get worse.


 No.14926

File: f56f1e233cd2998⋯.jpg (52.69 KB, 367x461, 367:461, 074.jpg)

>>14814

>>14853

Hitler was virgin, too.


 No.14929

>>14926

So was Isaac Newton. It's not never having sex but rather celibacy which really frees you to do whatever you choose.

That doesn't mean you will choose to be successful, you'll probably just choose to sit on your ass. But you could be it all.


 No.14936

File: cc77d79dcd19c89⋯.png (594.77 KB, 1200x1421, 1200:1421, beyourself.png)


 No.14937

File: 27ce671060b5eb9⋯.mp4 (582.66 KB, 640x360, 16:9, flyaway.mp4)


 No.14938


 No.14941

File: 927fe3235f9cc9c⋯.jpg (266.1 KB, 657x855, 73:95, 1822200.jpg)

File: 65dc0a26c474c25⋯.jpg (525.72 KB, 1147x765, 1147:765, 25496193.jpg)

File: 5900a3a4dee3333⋯.jpg (294.67 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, 23072773.jpg)

File: 6d9f0f457e4a0d5⋯.jpg (178.57 KB, 700x900, 7:9, e00fbec91d667cb717afe406eb….jpg)

File: 8a8d5278dc42046⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 240x180, 4:3, 66434f4e0bac0aef8130499147….gif)


 No.14944

>>13516

No thanks, I'm on a diet


 No.14953

No images aren't available yet


 No.14977

File: 95d952692768e4e⋯.jpg (20.1 KB, 500x360, 25:18, meatwad.jpg)


 No.14978

>>13510

>rab


 No.15012

File: 2d1ff854de4ff9c⋯.jpg (118.23 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 075.jpg)

>>14780

>>14781

>>14893

>>14926

It's not easy being a Goddess, you know?


 No.15016

"Blip Bloppity Bloop, I just did a poop" - Trump, July 2017.


 No.15025

Gay Buttseys


 No.15026

>>15016

"""

*growling*

NIGGER!!

"""

-- Me, 14 seconds ago.


 No.15036

File: 5c611b6042a0414⋯.jpg (177.8 KB, 1200x1064, 150:133, sleepingwithpokemon.jpg)

I'd want the machop... :-\


 No.15037

At least a new pokemon movie (which is going to be horrible and basically Ted 3 but ruining pokemon franchise instead of teddy bears and hollywood jew stoners) has caused a surge of pokemon-related memes.

That's a good thing.

I just won't watch the movie and then it won't be ruined. Fine.


 No.15038

Just like I never played any pokemon after red/blue (green and yellow "special editions" too, but same game). I didn't like that they introduced all these new pokemon.

But I do have a pokemon card from back in the day when Japan had more than 151 (but we only got 151 in america because game) of some sort of cow pokemon with utters shooting milk. It's one of my prized possessions, I don't even trust myself to hold it I store it at my parents. They hold onto my pokemon card collection as they surge in value until I will sell and spend the proceeds responsibility. My idea, they don't even know about it they just know they're holding the cards.

Anyway, I mean I played other pokemon games like Pokemon Stadium on N64 was fucking awesome you could battle your gameboy pokemon against other people in a 3D what were state-of-the-art graphics at the time (2002?).

But when they just started adding more pokemon willy-nilly I just... didn't want to lose that. Soil that experience for what their high-budget $$$ games. A fucking AAAA title doesn't show up like that often, pokemon red/blue was da shit. And I will always remember pokemon that way: unsoiled.


 No.15039

File: 0b758646792c57c⋯.jpg (102.03 KB, 960x720, 4:3, murderclown.jpg)

And in other news: this.


 No.15040

File: df000862deefc98⋯.jpg (38.12 KB, 1200x490, 120:49, ohthehorror.jpg)


 No.15041

File: 3298d15719262f7⋯.mp4 (2.85 MB, 224x400, 14:25, starvingtwerk.mp4)

In protest of THICC: Have this starving ethopian twerk session.

You fucking nigger, you.


 No.15043


 No.15044

File: 0dc4be86a2c06a1⋯.jpg (314.88 KB, 900x1877, 900:1877, mariomurderedthiccthot.jpg)


 No.15045

File: 07b166752531077⋯.jpg (786.41 KB, 800x1119, 800:1119, 47645521.jpg)


 No.15046

File: 20310c693aa849b⋯.gif (1.56 MB, 392x360, 49:45, 1542214791618.gif)


 No.15051

>>15045

gross.


 No.15052

>>15045

Juicy


 No.15054

File: e4e5e660c025884⋯.jpg (89.06 KB, 580x393, 580:393, p799065145-3.jpg)

poop


 No.15064

File: 4ef5851bf67c339⋯.png (269.51 KB, 351x391, 351:391, internet-broken.png)

>>15016

>"Blip Bloppity Bloop, I just did a poop" - Trump, July 2017.


 No.15065

File: 90e91083a28b89d⋯.jpg (121.98 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1529101625183.jpg)

i still hate niggers to be honest


 No.15069

File: dda4001f49b9f2d⋯.jpg (16.25 KB, 305x380, 61:76, lameoox.jpg)

>>15065

>i still hate niggers to be honest

At least you're being honest, and for that we are grateful.


 No.15070

mv best_policy/honesty /tmp/


 No.15071

Ok, this may seem weird but this is completely real.

I'm being held hostage at this very moment.

The person who kidnapped me is going to torture me for some secrets I don't have... so I can't even just give up the goods and catch a quick bullet or maybe even survive.

Anyway, since he saw this thread on my phone history he came up with this awesome plan: The first anon to reply to this message with a number 0 to 10 gets to decide my fate. 0 is being let go unharmed, 4 and up is long and permanently-disfiguring torture. Anything 7 and up and when I eventually die from the torture, they will restart my heart just to kill me again a different way.

10 isn't even fathomable by even the sickest of minds.

So: who is going to decide my fate?


 No.15075

Fuck. He got upset that it was taking so long (I don't know what he thought, this board was fast? Ha. Ow. Fuck. He just hit me. HARD.)

Anyway, he says you now get to make up a specific torture to add to my "punishment" for.. he won't let me type the rest.

Please be humane anon I'


 No.15078

File: 7fb06e1c9972ce4⋯.png (194.8 KB, 443x444, 443:444, cia05.png)


 No.15079

File: 299204603dd25da⋯.gif (1.74 MB, 300x290, 30:29, 1541840539987.gif)

>>15071

>browsing 8fam on your phone


 No.15117

File: 3f0975482731e04⋯.png (121.92 KB, 500x532, 125:133, kermit04.png)

Sometimes, it worries and disturbs me that such cancer exists. But - what the fuck.


 No.15118

File: 8b44ff801e8fcbb⋯.jpg (114.42 KB, 790x1230, 79:123, niggeravetti.jpg)


 No.15120

File: 58795e548bf58c6⋯.jpg (80.81 KB, 600x803, 600:803, 58795e548bf58c6ee8ab9851ed….jpg)

>>15041

why does all nigger music sound the same? i'm not even meaning normalfag-tier music sameness, it's exactly the same effects and everything


 No.15121

File: df21722996e9c08⋯.png (321.26 KB, 624x642, 104:107, df21722996e9c085dcfb9cfdec….png)

>>15045

>piercings

that's where i draw the line


 No.15122

>>15044

this looks like it was drawn by shadman and written by a wannabe nigger white teenage girl


 No.15123

File: 06d51437754d6ff⋯.jpg (227.04 KB, 1182x1400, 591:700, 7226802.jpg)

>>15120

Because the best of the niggers have left a trail of glory so wide that they can't help but lick the droppings.


 No.15125

>>15120

It's manufactured and the niggos are told they like it.

Since when is spinning a ratchet a sound effect you want to loop with maybe a drum every 7th beat if the dj doesn't nod out?

Garbage.


 No.15126

>>15122

It was so bad. But I'm part Italian and it involved Italians fucking women with huge dicks or something so I tried really hard to like it.

I settled at mildly irritated.


 No.15134

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger niger nigregre niger gregniregniregnijkregioregnikrn ignriegnir FUCKING TYPO

nigger nigger nigger NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

okay phew.... It's over..


 No.15135

File: 9ed4f516a40889c⋯.png (99.75 KB, 326x283, 326:283, applecomputer.png)

>>15134

duhhh, u talkin 2 me?


 No.15136

>>15135

GAH! NIGGER! NIGGER!

NIGGER!!!!

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER Nigger nigger nigger nigger!!!!!


 No.15137

BUT WHAT ABOUT ADAM SANDLER, THE "COOL JEW"???

LOLOLOL!

> Smoke your marijuan-ica

> Cuz' it's time for chanacucka

HAHAHA! DID HE JUST SAY MARIJUANA AND JEW? THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!

HE SHOULD DO A SET WITH AMY SCHUMER!


 No.15138

File: cd3baca7911deb4⋯.gif (5.65 MB, 413x273, 59:39, tldr.gif)

>>15137

This is >>15135

tlcr; Too Long, Can't Read


 No.15139

>>15138

It's noddle-nigger to the rescue!


 No.15140

File: 8030dd932c1f8ca⋯.jpg (244.79 KB, 1200x1904, 75:119, caffeine.jpg)

Good thing I gave up caffeine.

You don't even realize how much it effects you until you stop.

It really is better living without, the day is stable, energy-wise.


 No.15141

File: bad137d3c4cf706⋯.jpg (14.55 KB, 300x225, 4:3, JEWFUCKHEAD.jpg)

LOL I'M SO FUNNY GET IT JEWS ARE EVIL DEMONS THIS MOVIE IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE I TOLD YOU IT WAS NOW PAY ME


 No.15142

>>15141

LOL BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE BAD,

HIS DAD IS THE DEVIL, HE DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE A JEW.

BY THE WAY, DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT

> MARIJUANICA?

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.15143

File: 47ffaa0cb2fc029⋯.jpg (54.84 KB, 800x598, 400:299, FUCCKINGDEGENERATE.jpg)

I'M SO DEGENREATE AND FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER@!


 No.15144

You get to make your dream movie! The only catch is, it must be directed by one of the following people:

1. Amy Schumer

2. Adam Sandler

3. Seth McFarlane

Which do you choose to ruin produce your creation and why?


 No.15145

File: 6c389aedb3c4dc6⋯.jpg (25.51 KB, 300x450, 2:3, adam_sandler_headshot_ap_a….jpg)

>>15144

<Adam Sandler

I liked his movies when I was younger


 No.15146

File: 4752ab9d460bbf0⋯.png (133.53 KB, 500x529, 500:529, bert.png)

There's a reason he is forced to survive nowadays by fucking niggers in alleyways, you know...


 No.15149

File: e82607979790d57⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.99 MB, 320x188, 80:47, 1528029651960.gif)

The horror.


 No.15151

>>14300

There's a book where an old woman suicide just like this, I think it's a little bit messy


 No.15152

>>15149

Youaregoingtoaibitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.15153

>>15135

BASED


 No.15154

>>14835

> 30% success image search

Are you going to give me the name or not?


 No.15157

File: 71a4abb76d7dab1⋯.jpg (5.04 KB, 259x194, 259:194, wow.jpg)

>>15151

>an old woman suicide just like this


 No.15173

File: 435f86129a0c730⋯.webm (566.5 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 64856912.webm)

File: 984f3d1cc0ffbe4⋯.webm (1009.28 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 68012052.webm)


 No.15181

>>15173

don't fuck that nigger shit


 No.15182

It's liek he's shoving a turd-rod into your disease-hole


 No.15183

File: e723f19dfa2a597⋯.mp4 (1.4 MB, 900x900, 1:1, howtodealwithniggervswhite.mp4)

How to interact with niggers vs whites


 No.15184

File: 9f62b18f53696c9⋯.jpg (168.79 KB, 1200x1292, 300:323, haphapbirfday.jpg)


 No.15186

File: 80f1f6b2c7cceb7⋯.mp4 (219.02 KB, 426x238, 213:119, crimepartner.mp4)


 No.15187

File: 1f97f0774a5a4e3⋯.jpg (337.87 KB, 860x1203, 860:1203, c9a528cd0814a4bc9ad5891c51….jpg)

lewd


 No.15188

File: c1504fa9e6254e0⋯.jpg (153.39 KB, 540x338, 270:169, kombat.jpg)


 No.15190

>>15187

I mean it's hot I guess, but what's with titties? What makes them different than armpit? Or back of knee cap? Or getting a fat chick and fucking her tummy roll?

I much prefer actual holes. Especially the two that can only ever be used once....


 No.15191

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The music is awful but the girls are cute.


 No.15192

File: df21722996e9c08⋯.png (321.26 KB, 624x642, 104:107, df21722996e9c085dcfb9cfdec….png)

>>15191

>babymetal

>awful

yes officer this plebian right here


 No.15193

File: 7bfb3c9d943f458⋯.jpg (51.45 KB, 637x358, 637:358, download.jpg)

>>15126

>Italians fucking women with huge dicks or something

>women with huge dicks

i believe this is what they call a "freudian slip"


 No.15194

File: 38410a4f5b804cf⋯.jpg (8.79 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>15190

because titties make big milkie yummy


 No.15196

File: 5aa9f20dafc8a34⋯.png (24.33 KB, 116x117, 116:117, dumbass.PNG)

>>15144

amy schumer

then immediately quit and make the movie on my own


 No.15197

File: 9c409f14a42e035⋯.jpg (728.34 KB, 2508x3541, 2508:3541, d67975ff2c8e7380287541718a….jpg)


 No.15198

>>13798

gimme


 No.15199

File: 4efff48d1345a76⋯.jpg (41.96 KB, 358x373, 358:373, 4efff48d1345a760c3d8e9ba0c….jpg)

>>15154

>it isn't blindingly obvious to him that these gifs are from more than one anime

>getting pissy that anons won't spoonfeed him

i hope you never find the sauce


 No.15201

File: 7ca5155f30556cf⋯.png (363.35 KB, 1174x1500, 587:750, 21117b7de9fa4784329f805ff0….png)


 No.15204

>>15193

"I'm cooking chicken with rice"

does not mean the chicken has the rice.

I understand moving up from nigger ebonics wasn't easy, but you ain't b at da tip yet, ja feel?


 No.15208

Aw! Some cluchie in subway there your one goes what bread he goes Brennan's.


 No.15214

File: e42ba2e81d25dd0⋯.jpg (114.3 KB, 690x843, 230:281, 077.jpg)

>>15191

Yes, the girls are cute, that's a point.


 No.15222

>>15204

does that imply the dicks that the italians use to fuck the women are in fact, not their own?


 No.15229

>>15222

Yes, Trips, you have concluded a correct deduction. Congrats.


 No.15238

File: 57bcb05ee9c97d8⋯.jpg (31.5 KB, 604x604, 1:1, 57bcb05ee9c97d8b27a66c9fb9….jpg)

>>15229

maybe next year you will have learned to use the english language properly and stopped making frankenstein monsters of sentences


 No.15241

We must protect the weak.

But...

When the weak become strong, will they protect the weak ...?


 No.15244

>>15199

>i hope you never find the sauce

I hate you

<I wonder, someday, someone will give me the source?


 No.15246

File: f621b2fc2dab40d⋯.jpg (131.71 KB, 720x720, 1:1, ninfkwefj32nfzdfas.jpg)

>>15222

No, in my example sentence they belong to the noun, "I."

In the same way, the big dicks belong to the Italians in that shitty comic.

Seriously, are you at least 13? I'm sure you're just "pretending to be retarded" or whatever. But I bet you couldn't stop "pretending" if you wanted.


 No.15251

File: eefdfafc0893fd4⋯.png (886.68 KB, 480x679, 480:679, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.15252

File: c9fe50e2c78c1ba⋯.png (598.23 KB, 1095x1080, 73:72, c9fe50e2c78c1bac5e49660939….png)

>>15246

>doubling down this hard to defend your awful grammar

>impact font

>ifunny

>jay peg artifacts cranked up to 11

i unironically hope you get tetanus


 No.15260

File: c667a205b87a9f9⋯.jpg (60.99 KB, 612x640, 153:160, gyhghyf567rt564rtygui.jpg)


 No.15261

File: 8ef2029b75a2e9d⋯.jpg (81.59 KB, 640x640, 1:1, amyschumerratings.jpg)


 No.15268

File: 4eed4cb7c60bf79⋯.jpg (50.11 KB, 960x640, 3:2, 069.jpg)

>>15261

I am old enough to sometimes be able to tie my own shoelaces! Yay me!


 No.15273

File: 5f95ca5f7dc63f9⋯.webm (9.02 MB, 470x360, 47:36, star_trek_bloopers_4.webm)

Michael Dorn was very hard to work with, like most niggers.

Patrick Stewart makes a really funny face when he is going "What the fuck nigger? Why can't you just get your line right? hahahaha dumb niggo!" about 2/3rds of the way in this top secret footage.


 No.15275

File: eef4c8e9fbe5fc6⋯.jpg (604.77 KB, 1022x900, 511:450, 26877307_p2_master1200.jpg)

Average day on the farm.


 No.15278

>>15273

what a gorilla


 No.15279

>>15275

Yes! I need more cow girls.

Got any cow loli?


 No.15281

File: 0b758646792c57c⋯.jpg (102.03 KB, 960x720, 4:3, heyguys.jpg)

One of these is me.

Guess which?


 No.15285

hey, anyone remember that website where the dude is getting fucked in the ass while the dude getting fucked's dick is doing the windmill.

It's playing that song "you spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round right round" and there's a counter how many times his dick has windmilled.

Anyone remember this? Got the url?


 No.15288

File: b1e3da8a2fe5004⋯.jpeg (1.07 MB, 1074x1517, 1074:1517, c056387945e04628e48d928e2….jpeg)


 No.15291

File: 592b42dbedc5de2⋯.jpeg (1.26 MB, 1071x1503, 119:167, 592b42dbedc5de2860d622cc0….jpeg)

MOAR!


 No.15292

>>15288

>>15288

>>15288

>>15288

>>15288

>>15288

>>15288

>>15288

>>15288

>>15288

>>15288

MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE YOU MORE!!! MORE!!!!!! MORE! FUCKING NIGGER FUYCKING MOREE FUCK FUCKK FYCUKKK NBIGGER NFYUCKKK FUCKK AHRGHHHHHHHKFM,GKNVSV ,DMJRKTEVNKREJT


 No.15293

I came. With anger.

Is better orgasm that way.


 No.15295

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NIGGER! GFFUCUKK


 No.15296

File: 4715c5129a0be60⋯.jpeg (1008.99 KB, 2000x1500, 4:3, 4b5a680c9fff7eda17f22e4d2….jpeg)

File: f58de573bd4a902⋯.jpg (252.08 KB, 800x1002, 400:501, f08bb7025e18d4743499387ea7….jpg)

I only have regular loli butts now.


 No.15297

>>15295

I'm only like two minutes in but this is the best thing I have ever seen.

Thank you, Anon.


 No.15298

>>15296

Got loli creampies?


 No.15299

or cum dripping from pussy, etc


 No.15300

File: 82af5f0c341a32d⋯.jpeg (1.53 MB, 1254x1771, 114:161, 6d1b44c148997075d0d4b86ea….jpeg)


 No.15301

>>15295

Is this a "cool" black person? Or a loser?

I mean he's got to be "cool" because apparently he's got a lot of fans and people giving him money to watch him stoned with no shirt on talking about how crazy it is if you don't live in a city with a wal mart because the only way to get things is then to order them online, etc.

Is this really the best niggers have to offer? This is what they aspire to be?


 No.15302

File: 9f3dfab20749bb2⋯.jpg (38.33 KB, 363x374, 33:34, sadchecked.jpg)

>>15300

Honestly, it's a little much.

Just seems like she had an accident with a bucket of tapioca pudding. Then I'm not thinking about having dominated her sweet digital pussy but I'm thinking about having to cook and clean up all that mess and fuckkk.

Just straight to floppy-dick.


 No.15303

File: ff07281e2be37f4⋯.jpeg (829.62 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 4724448220290664d8a01964e….jpeg)


 No.15304

File: 9ace38e2bf2db59⋯.jpg (2.24 MB, 4928x3280, 308:205, 462582595.jpg)


 No.15305

>>15303

Oh yeah, that's it.

That fuckin' wholesome ass creampie.

brb


 No.15306

>>15304

Yeah this guy is so cool hollywood has to fucking tell me how cool he is all the fucking time. Yo dawg weed cuz I invented weed cuz I'm snoop dog. THat's literally how he's portrayed.

It's stupid. He's not cool and he's not hood.

He's not smart and he's not nice.

He's just a fucking nigger asshole who is token weed nigger bullshit in degenerate jewlywood


 No.15307

File: bc03d12c6fc1cfd⋯.jpg (70.19 KB, 800x812, 200:203, jewhfweuifh23uifh23.jpg)


 No.15308

File: 358f5ddda1ad1a0⋯.png (2.35 MB, 900x1690, 90:169, f07100a08d5cb8e93d5d55fa85….png)

File: 3d730b42310f070⋯.png (1.49 MB, 811x1523, 811:1523, b0c7b3db61721a9703b8f31b4f….png)

>>15305

wholesome as fck


 No.15309

>>15306

I'm only here for that goatee.


 No.15310

>>15308

Wait, is this chick getting fucked through some kind of portal?

I saw the wholesome creampie with the one-in-the-stink, but what is this black magic going on above it?


 No.15311

>>15285

its called cheesetwirl.net


 No.15312

File: d557237e5218803⋯.jpg (201.11 KB, 1776x1232, 111:77, 84984871.jpg)


 No.15313

File: 3dc1a2fcf78a6a9⋯.gif (162.07 KB, 176x120, 22:15, Meatspin.gif)


 No.15314

File: d271b0c63cf4a23⋯.gif (1.02 MB, 320x320, 1:1, out.gif)


 No.15315

File: 543853b5ca8cb56⋯.png (1.5 MB, 811x1523, 811:1523, d7e0a99609943c808fa68e6efc….png)

File: e56372fd12083a0⋯.png (1.49 MB, 811x1523, 811:1523, ade120ace702400752cb985f56….png)

>>15310

It's so you can hug each other while she taking it from behind. Magic has never been so wholesome.


 No.15316

File: b5867d5b852ba8d⋯.jpg (53 KB, 474x474, 1:1, gagshanana.jpg)


 No.15317

File: 107d2d673bf0c02⋯.webm (2.81 MB, 494x360, 247:180, boy_cwalk.webm)


 No.15318

File: 57bc7e896862bc1⋯.jpg (84.38 KB, 638x638, 1:1, penisface.jpg)


 No.15319

File: 435d2dbe7413e1a⋯.mp4 (454.77 KB, 444x250, 222:125, upskirt_slomo.mp4)

mmmmmmmmmmmm


 No.15320

File: ef7d9732a38c74f⋯.gif (1.32 MB, 200x213, 200:213, Meatspin_gore.gif)


 No.15321

File: 435d2dbe7413e1a⋯.mp4 (454.77 KB, 444x250, 222:125, upskirt_slomo.mp4)

l


 No.15322

File: d8623a4d39cfd7b⋯.gif (2.8 MB, 350x534, 175:267, jigglebutt.gif)


 No.15323

File: 8f52c4b5efa7b99⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 192.53 KB, 388x690, 194:345, 5_girls_finger_each_other.webm)


 No.15324

File: 2767427278313c4⋯.gif (1.16 MB, 540x380, 27:19, 67809e75fc78e6e7740f95d87c….gif)


 No.15325

Understandable, have a nice day


 No.15328

File: b9886bd4c2b0320⋯.jpg (28.55 KB, 175x175, 1:1, INFINITELOOP.jpg)


 No.15349

File: 2d1ff854de4ff9c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.23 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 075.jpg)


 No.15352

File: 96a3630d7137be1⋯.jpg (113.56 KB, 540x635, 108:127, catfox.jpg)


 No.15353

Don't stop till you get it

Don't stop till you get it up


 No.15354

File: 9902d2d1ea1420c⋯.jpg (326.7 KB, 900x675, 4:3, meiki-11-shoko-1.jpg)

File: fa41fbf80b5e26f⋯.jpg (132.66 KB, 900x675, 4:3, meiki-11-shoko-9.jpg)

So I have a fleshlight I bought like 6 years ago, standard model straight-shot body. And it's great, but now I see shit like this exists, and I'm wondering if it's time to upgrade?

Any Anons have experience with these new styles?


 No.15355

Like I'm thinking that whole interior would make all the difference.

Cut a hole in a body pillow, shove the thing in and duct tape it and boom.

Fuckable waifu.

$60 - The fleshlight thing https://www.toydemon.com/meiki-no-syoumei-11-takahashi-shoko-onahole-masturbator

$20 - fav body pillow off wherever

That's cheaper than just 1 date with a real woman.


 No.15356

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.15357

>>15356

I don't know what this was. I got bored after like 30 seconds but then other stuff started happening. What the fuck?


 No.15361

File: ef726c12d7ebe0e⋯.jpg (271.88 KB, 900x675, 4:3, meiki-11-shoko-5.jpg)

File: a75673838bd05af⋯.jpg (288.9 KB, 900x675, 4:3, meiki-11-shoko-6.jpg)

THis shit looks insane. I think I'm gonna buy it.


 No.15366

File: 28d4a7aaabffb84⋯.jpg (76.76 KB, 640x470, 64:47, Life_2a1a1c_6821675.jpg)

File: ba2c3a3a256f1a4⋯.jpg (35.6 KB, 640x317, 640:317, Life_0f3b33_6821675.jpg)


 No.15367

File: 5a4661678cec290⋯.jpg (36.34 KB, 640x426, 320:213, Life_d44a32_6821675.jpg)


 No.15382

File: 2d1ff854de4ff9c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.23 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 075.jpg)


 No.15384

>>15382

Will she blow on my joystick?


 No.15385

File: 224bafa4af49496⋯.mp4 (116.26 KB, 326x306, 163:153, ummmmmmm.mp4)


 No.15386

File: 39c4a1cb5e239a7⋯.jpg (249.6 KB, 1200x2133, 400:711, makefriends.jpg)