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File: eca5517cd6b2bc0⋯.jpg (494.39 KB, 1279x727, 1279:727, chaosmonkey.jpg)

 No.1

Post here every time you visit 8chan.

Only the global rule is enforced.

 No.7266

File: d44d01a1b4251df⋯.jpg (153.17 KB, 501x679, 501:679, njkdfahngj23brj32r.jpg)

>>7264

Yes?


 No.7267

File: 10a4209e77cb438⋯.jpg (706.68 KB, 883x1024, 883:1024, CluckboardImage.jpg)

ereh no gniog si tahw


 No.7268

ALL THE NIGGERS SAY

U GON DIE 2DAY


 No.7269

And I wonder….

When I chat along with you?

If anything could ever hurt this much forever

If anything could ever be this bad again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you

You gotta promise to stop when I say when

Please stop.


 No.7270

>>7240

Still need advice with this.

HALP!


 No.7271

File: 59f1e877e66c9e0⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1280x4600, 32:115, Second-Evening-Lecture.png)


 No.7272

File: 9b936a8648029a4⋯.jpg (204.53 KB, 588x519, 196:173, 9b936a8648029a4f62fca6ac95….jpg)


 No.7273

File: 187c4ae6f51415d⋯.jpg (70.29 KB, 599x600, 599:600, 187c4ae6f51415d554cea4efbc….jpg)

Remove Dysnomia and Hex.


 No.7274

>>7273

How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not going to do that?

Create your own board if you want to have a say in how it's run.


 No.7275

File: 380a38c0116986f⋯.jpeg (527.87 KB, 2048x1538, 1024:769, AAABBBCCCDDD.jpeg)


 No.7276

Jihahahaha


 No.7277

>>7258

Mmm...

n-No


 No.7278

>>7275

But can you fuck it?


 No.7279

She doesnt was aware that is flat.


 No.7280

File: bf70d73c349efd0⋯.png (1.82 MB, 1166x854, 583:427, fgfgfgfed.png)


 No.7281

File: 5d0b75d35922c57⋯.jpg (38.75 KB, 500x522, 250:261, 5d0b75d35922c57445d1038ce1….jpg)

He knew too much.

It had to be done.


 No.7289

"Sniffing Your Panties for Christ Ministries Inc"

.


 No.7291

File: 90bc03f5c6fe9ea⋯.jpg (122.37 KB, 639x619, 639:619, 1506920208918.jpg)

Do you guys think sophia is the prettiest girl in the world?


 No.7292

>>7271

>god

RelIGIon DetECtED


 No.7293

>>7291

>girl

uh oh


 No.7294

DONT LET HER SAD FACE FOOL YOU SHES INCREDIBLY HORNY AND READY TO STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT KEEP ALL EYES ON HER AND MAINTAIN FROWNS


 No.7295

<testing


 No.7296

<another one


 No.7297

Stop trying to bait me with your aids.


 No.7298

File: 7ca835f74657a98⋯.webm (309.42 KB, 480x480, 1:1, clock.webm)

Here.


 No.7299

File: 8acb1ddd3175da6⋯.jpeg (67.11 KB, 784x800, 49:50, finna nut.jpeg)

ay guys jimmyneutron69 here with another roblox fortnitecraft video this time were gonna be looking at the female ender dragon mod and its gonna get spicy


 No.7300

File: b9bef05d315bef9⋯.jpg (67.89 KB, 1200x752, 75:47, Gentleman_668760_6732006.jpg)


 No.7301

File: fac167dde560d33⋯.mp4 (836.34 KB, 460x244, 115:61, dafuq.mp4)

This is why you should always clean up your jizz.

Don't just leave it laying around. It may evolve.


 No.7302

>>7301

R U B I T I N


 No.7303

>>7302

G A Y

A

Y


 No.7304

G A Y

A

Y U GAY


 No.7305

>>7304

I see gold.


 No.7306

Somebody talk to me now. I'll tell you a secret…


 No.7307

File: 8cd669c738e9f38⋯.jpg (116.44 KB, 906x659, 906:659, LaCP.jpg)

Rare picture of LaCP.


 No.7308

File: 573f006aefc67e4⋯.mp4 (2.53 MB, 506x900, 253:450, shiny.mp4)

Daft Punk have conceived two children thanks to new sperm->egg procedure


 No.7309

>>7308

fuck anyone who reproduces


 No.7310

>>7309

> Doesn't know that Daft Punk are [french] alien robots.


 No.7311

File: ba001876dc7231f⋯.jpg (165.23 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, duftpank.jpg)


 No.7312

File: 51a92626581c539⋯.png (91.86 KB, 474x665, 474:665, wserfe.png)


 No.7313

File: 927f07a0650c08d⋯.jpg (375.94 KB, 840x840, 1:1, 927.jpg)


 No.7314

File: 915c3e7a70920fa⋯.jpg (30.23 KB, 423x446, 423:446, 915c3e7a70920fa927059db728….jpg)

Fuck your shit content.

There.

I said it.


 No.7315

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


 No.7316

File: 4df9dc4760ab33c⋯.png (46.87 KB, 423x429, 141:143, Doodle066.png)

cancer


 No.7317

File: 35ee799a8b4aeb7⋯.jpg (65.49 KB, 380x540, 19:27, white.jpg)


 No.7318

File: 41d10a7dce37849⋯.webm (1.99 MB, 480x480, 1:1, meme-pepe-dance.webm)


 No.7319

File: 71b0b0e0ec1c561⋯.png (684.41 KB, 2500x1550, 50:31, what.png)


 No.7320

(((windows)))

(((power cables)))

(((water)))

(((exist)))

(((((())))))


 No.7321

File: 0d8f98234a56650⋯.webm (14.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, BOOM (2).webm)


 No.7322

>>2979642

occams razor:

There is a type Ii civilzation ship sucking energy iff our sun and it would be bad if we saw a planet sized ship in a geosynched orbit there.


 No.7323

File: 256d96e0acdeea6⋯.jpg (983.32 KB, 1200x805, 240:161, c97bc742658b97ef9fb783d5d4….jpg)


 No.7324

File: a924a9083aa4308⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 1335x995, 267:199, maxghfghgult.jpg)


 No.7325

>>7321

Monster, what are you a quantum faggot?


 No.7326

>>7289

no u


 No.7327

>>7320

Westphalia needs to go to stable.


 No.7328

File: abd7502239146c1⋯.jpg (192.23 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, HzQLOTkwA0WTzoEB1J-dwg.jpg)


 No.7329

File: f63a3682c678733⋯.jpg (139.78 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 22196317_496488870726703_6….jpg)


 No.7330

File: 5b33a31cc03fd52⋯.png (481.64 KB, 600x600, 1:1, MRQgZyh.png)

when will there be a religion that forces you to blind yourself and your children and 100% legal because of diversity


 No.7331

File: e90e2c6f7fd8fb5⋯.jpg (25.61 KB, 450x253, 450:253, tri edge.jpg)


 No.7333

File: 96cbacf9b92d52a⋯.jpg (6.9 KB, 140x140, 1:1, 7164a2e5d4_DfSZAzV4BA-b0vL….jpg)

BWH


 No.7334

>>7155

its a flakpanzer


 No.7336

Hey Q Team, I'm watching Breitbart's Google All Hands Meeting exclusive (coincidence? Pretty big attack wave hitorng Google right now), and it occured to me we talk about illegal immigration being used to facilitate all sorts of evil…..but what about work/student visas? How many bad actors infiltrate our tech companies, and other companies that widely used the visa program? Customer care call centers where they have access to EVERYTHING on millions of customers? Access to various systems with the ability to wreak havoc in many, many ways (large, and small).

Have we even touched on this yet? Seems like an easy way to get Deep State actors in key positions.


 No.7337

This is some serious shilling. I picked the wrong time to post a serious question.


 No.7338

File: 06e001d7df082bf⋯.png (755.03 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 06e001d7df082bf56b0db08c7c….png)

>>7336

>t. literal boomer


 No.7339

File: 28f7a0aa268a130⋯.png (610.29 KB, 720x778, 360:389, 20180820_232043.png)

KILL NIGGERS


 No.7341

>>7339

>KILL NIGGERS

Taken metaphorically you'd likely be one of the firsts


 No.7342

>>7339

KILL WOMEN


 No.7343

HALT

you may continue in 3

2

1

CONTINUE


 No.7344

>>7342

You're the kind of faggot who doesn't need them at all


 No.7345

File: a5221007693aaf8⋯.jpg (86.56 KB, 720x696, 30:29, db5779d8-edfa-4725-a719-af….jpg)


 No.7346

File: 380adc677b3aeb7⋯.jpg (52.09 KB, 500x393, 500:393, 1e117c15-170c-4dd4-8111-5b….jpg)


 No.7347

File: de78bed5f9fc968⋯.jpg (114.58 KB, 640x640, 1:1, d507f6d8e5ea082dbff90a7da9….jpg)


 No.7348

File: 339acc64a2d59c7⋯.jpg (22.83 KB, 236x354, 2:3, bbfd08185ed66ad8427296f9ea….jpg)

File: e12011a2301462a⋯.jpg (25.84 KB, 236x356, 59:89, 58c724d9c6d7ee24586249e4ea….jpg)

File: 66967eee05de73d⋯.jpg (106.24 KB, 736x1104, 2:3, ec1e4d9a181c21acde9553587f….jpg)

File: 8bfd68fc9d0074e⋯.jpg (64.87 KB, 428x640, 107:160, 216c8a03afcecc31ce5883f16a….jpg)

File: e3e8253b0113141⋯.jpg (80.57 KB, 498x750, 83:125, b5ef68e3f96484fe1b8a017503….jpg)

There seems to be some boy liking pastor there. Here some non dost images for them


 No.7349

File: f7d1434d81c2fd8⋯.jpg (198.58 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, dfdafffe-7439-45ac-a640-fa….jpg)

File: c8576968f1d2ea3⋯.gif (2.49 MB, 500x542, 250:271, 230461a9-e1bd-4678-9562-91….gif)


 No.7350

File: fe7fcf4e5a44efe⋯.jpg (74.97 KB, 333x750, 111:250, 2534887e-cdbc-4016-a6c4-52….jpg)


 No.7351

File: b6530d3fd2b6e39⋯.jpg (89.28 KB, 736x1046, 368:523, 1780b96b00091d731bb4c2645a….jpg)

File: d01a7152e477b80⋯.jpg (97.72 KB, 685x1027, 685:1027, 3cc52338b8b535b068b6765f47….jpg)

File: 635ee7e9a7fd890⋯.jpg (389.83 KB, 2592x3888, 2:3, 2018-01-29_08-41-40.jpg)


 No.7352

Hi Q,

What are the odds that Smartmatic is the KEY to all the election fraud in this country since 2004? Is THIS the basis of Trump's EO yesterday about foreign meddling in our elections? Were these machines FROM VENEZUELA used during any primaries this year? Or better yet, in NY today?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smartmatic


 No.7353

Did you know that niggers are violent?


 No.7354

File: 9aa1aa84b88e712⋯.gif (529.15 KB, 186x240, 31:40, b277d31affc666ceaec279ed56….gif)

>>7353

FUCK

U

C

K

NIGGERS

I

G

G

E

R

S


 No.7356

Dice rollRolled 3, 2, 6, 5 + 69 = 85 (4d6)

>>7352

I cannot give specifics, all I can say is this:

The Amazon hides El Dorado and

the vine-like tendrils reach long across the sea

the answer is in the numbers

Q.


 No.7357

File: 3b26493de178bb7⋯.jpg (30 KB, 488x366, 4:3, 62d92b576d0e37d27bc9c2eed4….jpg)

File: ce7206aa01967d1⋯.jpg (45.76 KB, 960x640, 3:2, chocolate-black-girl-inter….jpg)

File: 2ada0c9937df0e1⋯.jpg (18.67 KB, 356x268, 89:67, 15586_square-1.jpg)

File: f993d21359f8209⋯.jpg (63.47 KB, 990x660, 3:2, black10.jpg)

>>7354

>FUCK

>U

>C

>K

>NIGGERS

>I

>G

>G

>E

>R

>S

This way?


 No.7358

File: 9992db9e31df89c⋯.jpeg (1003.14 KB, 1960x1409, 1960:1409, burning_free_speech_garri….jpeg)


 No.7359

File: d8fe97b4b6181b9⋯.jpg (203.84 KB, 1080x694, 540:347, 1536915177082.jpg)


 No.7360

File: 2a3f47f0a267158⋯.jpg (626.1 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1536653154601.jpg)


 No.7361

File: 7c5844e6c5a58d8⋯.png (388.37 KB, 485x394, 485:394, ClipboardImage.png)

Go underground and create cell of max 3 people.

Do Tom Metzger's Lone Wolf.

Guerilla Meme Terrorism incoming.


 No.7363

Fuck.

I leave you people alone for ONE DAY

ONE FUCKING DAY

And look. Fucking cancer and aids everywhere.

I'm so proud


 No.7364

Do they eat turkey in Turkey?


 No.7365

File: 5ab93de03284a99⋯.jpg (440.16 KB, 1279x1920, 1279:1920, 7ac987c5-abee-490e-9d96-30….jpg)

File: 4f125788979d3e2⋯.jpg (178.61 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 94dccf7c-61cf-40bc-a910-85….jpg)

File: ce51b60a4bcebc8⋯.jpg (112.31 KB, 530x854, 265:427, 8045f6caecb958c9cb1606ea06….jpg)

File: 6e8d522e8b41035⋯.jpg (43.47 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 30fd68be-dbe6-4b55-ac83-3b….jpg)

File: dda77f9d94e981d⋯.jpg (26.33 KB, 679x960, 679:960, e89ad2a3ed2d4ac05a3216fc0b….jpg)

>>7363

As this site slogan say embrace infamy

Infamy is getting a lot of nice hugs.

I'm to find paedo terrorist vibes to heat up the debate, it lacks some controversy


 No.7366

Ughhh. Your taste in brood mares is dreadful.

>>7365


 No.7367

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm forever indebted unto thee


 No.7368

File: 0b1ee4aec50a276⋯.jpg (18.56 KB, 480x329, 480:329, 07efdc40-b4d1-477a-a36b-00….jpg)

File: 2465c3a856b30fd⋯.jpg (58.42 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 7c2e3068-903a-4db7-aa6c-09….jpg)

File: e881dc7c4de4586⋯.jpg (62.41 KB, 500x500, 1:1, CfJ5R56VAAAKR19.jpg)

File: 8c4c8713052d470⋯.jpg (28.85 KB, 588x396, 49:33, IMG_20171015_024130.jpg)

>>7364

>Do they eat turkey in Turkey?

Erdogan would want the turkeys to be slaughtered by the halal muslim rite. Long and painful for the poor birds


 No.7369

>>7368

Trying to save women from their own bad decisions is a game you'll never win.


 No.7370

>Blocked by someone because I told them they should be more careful what they share online

ok


 No.7371

>>7370

Get off cuckbook.

Get better friends.


 No.7372

>>7371

be my friend anon


 No.7373

>>7372

You got it!


 No.7374

File: 8882b2432f4d00f⋯.jpg (85.59 KB, 833x768, 833:768, TuJB_MnXyF7Uk_ZkLMQWB9-q51….jpg)


 No.7375

File: ebf0e61303e236d⋯.jpg (76.1 KB, 888x767, 888:767, 7c7i-oIuOv8LKIBX0JWxwikmIA….jpg)


 No.7376

File: db64630fc7a9c7f⋯.jpg (132.73 KB, 1200x868, 300:217, Pupper_aeda32_6732063.jpg)


 No.7377

File: b092efe2c4dea14⋯.webm (433.81 KB, 480x480, 1:1, caSzD1c.webm)

stupid nigger.


 No.7378

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)


 No.7379

File: 69448625cfad225⋯.jpg (13.98 KB, 320x238, 160:119, heresy.jpg)

>>7113


 No.7380

File: ce818c83769bfc3⋯.jpg (111.16 KB, 1200x1525, 48:61, Narc_8acf75_6736737.jpg)


 No.7381

👌 made you look


 No.7382

File: 8b4e62db4b50d68⋯.jpg (44.05 KB, 640x637, 640:637, Z2BCfqK.jpg)

Media be like


 No.7383

File: c9e695e4de581bb⋯.mp4 (1.36 MB, 480x270, 16:9, How VICE chooses topics to….mp4)


 No.7384

File: 4b971feee28da8b⋯.jpg (66.12 KB, 800x600, 4:3, mkrHSlQ.jpg)

Hero.


 No.7387

File: 596ac987d3758bd⋯.jpg (19.07 KB, 300x375, 4:5, Carlton.jpg)

dont u hate it when every time u try to date a girl she tries to rape you its like every girl in the fucking world wants to fuck me and even you are getting a boner reading this i am extremely sexy in every possible way and i am the perfect human and smarter than any amount of you put together but you just cant comprehend my divine power and you just sit there not believing it stroking your boner cumming multiple times but i dont care about shit like you just a carbon based lifeform is what you are which is nothing compared to me not even close i am literally god

#firstworldprolbems


 No.7388

>>7387

Life must be hard on you, since you're doing that shitty game show on GSN now.


 No.7389

File: cd964dbda66728c⋯.jpg (171.26 KB, 1200x1054, 600:527, Anon is a cop_86bffd_67367….jpg)


 No.7390

> Be me

> Thirsty as fuck and low on blood sugar

> Need to get a soda

> Was just at store but didn't get soda

> Don't want to go back because pride

> But really need that soda

What do?


 No.7391

>>7390

This is urgent fellow anons.

Please.


 No.7392

spppOoooooOooooooOoOOOOooookey


 No.7393

File: 78eaf986c191010⋯.webm (3.66 MB, 320x240, 4:3, I_Love_the_World.webm)

happy friday


 No.7394

Love me love me

Say that you love me

Use me use me

Just go on and use me


 No.7397

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Trust the plan!


 No.7398

File: 4b65b576d9508ee⋯.mp4 (3.7 MB, 640x360, 16:9, x.mp4)

My previous video didn't upload properly, but fixed here.

This is actual footage from inside VICE news HQ, of how they decide what "news" to report


 No.7399

File: 910f06558181257⋯.jpg (87.17 KB, 496x643, 496:643, fly1.jpg)

File: 29640c5b76ae8c2⋯.jpg (75.17 KB, 397x636, 397:636, fly2.jpg)

buttsechs


 No.7400

File: 915c3e7a70920fa⋯.jpg (30.23 KB, 423x446, 423:446, 915c3e7a70920fa927059db728….jpg)

catman is NOT pleased.


 No.7401

File: e75e6399d1c8aee⋯.gif (289.98 KB, 500x321, 500:321, e75e6399d1c8aee09e2ca07ca9….gif)

Don't piss yourselves, anon.


 No.7402

File: fb707537604e326⋯.jpg (66.28 KB, 1024x538, 512:269, steveharveycuck.jpg)


 No.7403

File: 916802fc0bc4a22⋯.jpg (37.01 KB, 512x512, 1:1, neck support.jpg)

go to (((google))) and type "flush meaning". see anything suspicious?


 No.7404

>>7403

I don't do jewgle. Why don't you post a screenshot of whatever you want me to see?


 No.7405

>>7404

i dont do screenshots.


 No.7406

>>7403

>69 million results

it's not that suspicious


 No.7407

File: 5a4cf1cbb0a1626⋯.jpg (99.53 KB, 733x744, 733:744, bigblackcock.jpg)

>>7403

ok, so basically this is just a big nothingburger.

Cool.

Have a big black cock.


 No.7408

>>7406

u did not follow instruct. do not press enter.


 No.7409

File: c1c6aa7c6428e24⋯.png (312.38 KB, 1000x560, 25:14, fakenewyorktimes009.png)

O shit….


 No.7410

>>7409

DONALD TRUMP EATS MCDONALDS


 No.7411

>>7410

That headline tho..


 No.7412

>>7411

DONALD TRUMP DOESNT EAT MCDONALDS


 No.7413


 No.7414

File: 68aeb7a060cb589⋯.webm (3.87 MB, 853x480, 853:480, trumpwebm2.webm)


 No.7415

You remember when Bill Clinton "snuck out" of the white house to McDonalds because he wanted a big mac? It was all over TV. Wonder how much he got paid for that promotion.

Dude is also a fucking idiot. Double cheese burger + mac sauce was $1.00 at the time and a big mac was $4.00. You're literally paying 3 extra dollars for a middle piece of bread. Just get 3 sandwiches and combine them and you can have 6 slices of bread and 6 slices of meat.


 No.7416

File: 4b56372d0af7953⋯.jpg (116.35 KB, 600x450, 4:3, bigmac.jpg)


 No.7417

Fuck me harder, onii-chan


 No.7418

mumble mumble mumble cuck this mumble cuck you cuck me and yes, cuck you too!


 No.7419

File: ea9d2fc52a2f892⋯.jpg (51.92 KB, 900x1284, 75:107, 6bda8cbb-04b6-4e57-adfb-9e….jpg)


 No.7420

>>7407

based

dab


 No.7421

File: fc37d4658839fc3⋯.jpg (33.96 KB, 320x320, 1:1, flex pills.jpg)

*FLEXES*

oh yeah

FFLEEXXEESS

oohh yyeeaahh

FLEXIN. THATS ALL I DO!


 No.7422

File: 22a3f490089cf90⋯.gif (166.83 KB, 600x5800, 3:29, FILE070.GIF)


 No.7423

File: d11843fc6ec9228⋯.png (95.47 KB, 540x486, 10:9, Flower-colored Girls 198.png)


 No.7424

>>7423

That just makes me sad. I'm not sure why.


 No.7425

File: 21c5f58ba9dbf2e⋯.jpg (45.71 KB, 505x768, 505:768, oz1YmGFEICnqSdypdkm34qHrFZ….jpg)

Oh.


 No.7426

ok


 No.7427

>>7426

Eh….. no, Guy, it's not okAy. There'S a serious problem here.


 No.7428

File: 734b6f76023f23b⋯.jpg (97.24 KB, 1000x1291, 1000:1291, thighhighs-62_01BS3W5RYGGA….jpg)

milkers


 No.7429

File: e75e6399d1c8aee⋯.gif (289.98 KB, 500x321, 500:321, e75e6399d1c8aee09e2ca07ca9….gif)

pissers


 No.7430

File: 5be4f7036265a6b⋯.png (30.87 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Family-Guy-PNG-Photos.png)

fagggggggg


 No.7431

>>7430

> Calls me fag

pfffft. At least I'm not gay.


 No.7432

File: b3c96a1fab69eb0⋯.jpg (88.64 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, thigh-highs-282_01BM0Y08XA….jpg)

>>7428

wait i posted the wrong image


 No.7433

File: 0151f3e42a7d8ff⋯.jpg (35.24 KB, 750x937, 750:937, bfc03ca2-5704-4edd-ab3b-5f….jpg)


 No.7434

File: 174ca103b570d81⋯.jpg (22.69 KB, 500x625, 4:5, 4a0ba146-50e5-47fd-b70c-13….jpg)


 No.7435

File: 2e7449709fcb9cd⋯.jpeg (79.5 KB, 750x563, 750:563, image.jpeg)


 No.7436

I've been a bad boy.

Send me to my room.


 No.7437

I need to think about what I did.


 No.7438

And you know what they say…

"Spare the rod, spoil the child."

Please insert rod lengthwise :]


 No.7440

File: 9942a9dbe181686⋯.mp4 (4.07 MB, 960x960, 1:1, RLZfUGv.mp4)

OW!!!!!


 No.7441

File: 82735ecdbbb52b1⋯.mp4 (4.96 MB, 960x538, 480:269, metal_rear_solid_trailer.mp4)

Can't wait for the Metal Rear Solid movie!


 No.7442

When the lines between pleasure and pain have become so blurred and muted they are indistinguishable from eachother… how do I know if I like this?


 No.7443

File: 4d63cdcb77ac32b⋯.webm (2.74 MB, 800x600, 4:3, 4d63cdcb77ac32b294f8b07f7….webm)


 No.7444

File: e9de340ba40e871⋯.jpg (44.17 KB, 610x343, 610:343, 3c2dd7dd-dcab-4084-9456-9d….jpg)


 No.7445

File: 3d77fff50748315⋯.jpg (69.81 KB, 960x730, 96:73, 1e51b33b-7404-4669-87a3-33….jpg)


 No.7446

File: 2ff4e5cbfa1dab6⋯.jpg (105.03 KB, 552x600, 23:25, 57206f17-55b6-47fb-8896-94….jpg)

File: d43a56f0f8e8513⋯.jpg (144.07 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 0e438131-1e94-45b3-a013-c2….jpg)

File: 5d7c62be0200aa4⋯.jpg (55.04 KB, 386x562, 193:281, 2c1681b6-9998-41f3-a480-a8….jpg)

File: 11cdb34fa6ac5d0⋯.jpg (129.49 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 42417e51-5d41-4e08-867d-95….jpg)

File: 15f7acbc52094cf⋯.jpg (124.61 KB, 664x1000, 83:125, 4a33bbb1-0572-412e-9b5c-93….jpg)


 No.7447

>>7445

They're both part of the demiurge.


 No.7448

File: 164789e33d983bd⋯.jpg (55.29 KB, 400x561, 400:561, 9019aaf2f3f7f1dba5dbdbb204….jpg)

File: 33b6eb7927a8053⋯.jpg (150.05 KB, 735x909, 245:303, 88e65330fe2bce9cbee3a1f473….jpg)

File: 993ebcb48e46195⋯.jpg (149.18 KB, 736x736, 1:1, d3982e67d1f5e7e79c09535e86….jpg)

File: bb020dde2f1b03c⋯.jpg (101.2 KB, 736x736, 1:1, f036c6cefcfb2e5258393f6b1c….jpg)

File: 11f77558946798b⋯.jpg (248.75 KB, 736x920, 4:5, 3e3708166e536d55b5d656d1ee….jpg)


 No.7449

File: 7596d58b04af170⋯.jpg (70.07 KB, 530x574, 265:287, e533b65e-8b10-4800-bf63-ec….jpg)

File: 704bf760f3ac310⋯.jpg (76.21 KB, 620x463, 620:463, 3ed57a5e-b3b8-45f7-910e-02….jpg)

File: fe996ef85ed7cdb⋯.jpg (72.75 KB, 530x574, 265:287, 3f6a6e5d-da3c-4aef-8aad-b4….jpg)


 No.7450

File: d80e5b7db1d7fa0⋯.jpg (146.27 KB, 624x646, 312:323, cb6347b6-60ce-4cad-a45c-da….jpg)

File: 3de323f1305c481⋯.jpg (192.5 KB, 624x649, 624:649, a050dda8-16b3-40e2-8dbb-bb….jpg)

File: 82eb7f2936c4015⋯.jpg (50.17 KB, 624x433, 624:433, 4bca3bb3-adf4-46f7-b5f1-2a….jpg)


 No.7451

File: da75bd160991f60⋯.jpg (127.1 KB, 1145x951, 1145:951, c176f052-5fca-48bb-980b-5e….jpg)

File: c301a32cf7e609e⋯.jpg (234.52 KB, 1200x585, 80:39, c4790062-d472-4bc7-ba8c-e6….jpg)


 No.7452

>>7448

Oh that picture containing phallic bottles she has superimposed!

Those twins are kinda… meh. Got the evil eye but not in a good way

Really fucking nice on the almost upskirt on the girl with the hooker boots

Fucking skeletons in the fourth one. Gross.

The fifth one has mommy dearest whose probably 32 by now. At least she's got a white daughter. That's not the case with most white single moms.


 No.7453

>>7449

The first isn't a victim of religion. Women can't even understand religion. That's just a dumb excuse she came up with to try to use her pussy pass and get off. Probably worked too – bet she got insanity and locked up ina hospital instead of a jail, right?

Also second picture is stupid. My thoughts don't travel outside my head unless I am practising telekinesis or other forms of telepathy.

Third picture who the fuck cares bunch of ginger demons


 No.7454

File: 82e26239d60adb6⋯.jpg (127.1 KB, 1145x951, 1145:951, c176f052-5fca-48bb-980b-5e….jpg)

File: 85bca93a421049c⋯.jpg (234.52 KB, 1200x585, 80:39, c4790062-d472-4bc7-ba8c-e6….jpg)


 No.7455

>>7453

To expand on second picture,

I also don't send my prayers out of my head. If I pray I use a fucking stone to do it so it resonates and my thoughts are able to travel along a very long and very low-HZ wave into the firmament.

Fucking dumbass doesn't even know how prayer works. Thinks, like the internet, God is a big truck.


 No.7456

File: 3d205d6ea53f0f9⋯.jpg (58.15 KB, 607x655, 607:655, 348199d4-dab9-4871-be24-f4….jpg)

File: 4e38f21dc912194⋯.jpg (28.88 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 58c87443-29a7-42fe-b1a1-60….jpg)

File: 75caeadc235153d⋯.jpg (176.18 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, cad562b3-f1db-4aec-a737-0b….jpg)

File: 17611aacdf3f67a⋯.jpg (126.25 KB, 639x781, 9:11, aebc5b8d-649c-4619-9e15-0b….jpg)


 No.7457

File: 4ec26ca67b55de1⋯.jpg (60.1 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 9e416009-2250-475d-8704-cb….jpg)


 No.7458

>>7456

1. is bullshit. Every athiest I have ever known with a bible uses it as rolling paper because they are super edgelords and smoking weed out of bible paper is not only a really poor way to smoke weed but is totally cool and gets you the divine high brah.

2. Yeah. Traditional marriage for *other people*. Not him. How else are they to ensure a steady supply of new children in the church? Dumbass.

3. What does that even mean? So I shouldn't regret believing in a false religion?

4. Yes my imaginary friend is very real. He's in my head. Is sound also not real? You can't see that. You can see my imaginary friend on a cat scan or similar machine.

Also, how the fuck did that boy turn into a girl and grow all that hair in less than a week? Why are they the only two people in that church?

Bad quality.


 No.7459

>>7457

What about the (((jews)))))))) or their slaves the "woke feminists"


 No.7460

y boyfriend and I have been together for 7 months now. When we started sleeping together, he really told me wanted to have anal sex. For me, I have had enjoyable anal sex before, with my ex Lucas, but I don't know how to describe it, I just didn't want it with him. For me, Lucas and I had a really fluid connection, and my boyfriend and I just haven't had that yet.

I didn't want to have to explain that to him, so I just told him that I never did it before and I wasn't interested. I thought that this would be the best way to spare his feeling as well, so he wouldn't be thinking about my ex. He has in the past looked at pictures and felt insecure about it, so I thought no good would come from that.

I was talking to one of my close friends about it before me and my boyfriend started dating. I just told her about that me and Lucas were having anal sex. I told her that with the expectation that she wouldn't tell people, and generally she has been good about keeping stuff private. But, I found out from my boyfriend that they were having a conversation over snapchat, and she told him about me and Lucas.

Since then, my boyfriend has been de-energized. I don't know how else to explain it, he just doesn't have the same smile excitement around me either. The last time we actually had sex, he lost his erection midway, and went to sleep. I feel horrible about the whole thing. I talked to Gina, and she apologized she just assumed that we were doing it too, that it wasn't some huge secret.

I am really worried about this, my boyfriend has been one of the first decent guys I have met in a long time. He is really someone I can see myself settling down with in the future. My relationships before, I always saw them as relationships with expiration dates. And its not just me, that is saying that about my boyfriend. My friends and family all adore him. My dad actually reached out and told my boyfriend that he likes him the most of all of my ex's.

I really want to salvage this relationship. I just don't know what to do from here. My boyfriend doesn't want to talk about this. He says he is feeling down, but he will be better once he can just get his mind off of this.


 No.7461

File: 0116f712f67bcec⋯.mp4 (6.65 MB, 326x218, 163:109, Don't_stop_coming.mp4)


 No.7462

File: aada3ffc7d0c916⋯.jpg (39.76 KB, 500x643, 500:643, 892c0b03-fd83-43cc-ae5a-44….jpg)


 No.7463

File: 012ee4dcf76004f⋯.jpg (123.43 KB, 676x1677, 52:129, ad100d96-07aa-4097-8d7a-e5….jpg)


 No.7464

>>7460

It's not really the best place unless you want the worst possible answers.

you'll certainly get much pressure to do anal sex and send pics


 No.7465

>>7463

> MIPS

lol. Is she programming in millions of instructions per second? I really doubt a model is doing MIPS assembly, let alone anyone else…


 No.7466

>>7464

I'm just attracted to my ex though I feel like he's toxic. My current boyfriend is really nice I just don't feel it, I get kinda grossed out thinking of letting him do anal with me. He doesn't seem very interested in trying anymore (THANK GOD!) but…

I just know I should want to do all the kinky things with my current boyfriend, he's the one that I see marrying. I don't understand why I can't transfer these feelings from old to new?

Maybe I should just break up with him its probably over anyway… But like my family has never liked anyone more.

I'm just so confused any advice at all (besides tits or gfto) would be appreciated. Thanks guysh


 No.7467

>>7460

lol! Alpha fux beta bux!

How old are you now? We both know you're going to keep riding the cock carousel as long as you can.

Here, I've got a plan for you:

1. Go fuck your ex again, then put on some makeup to act bruised. Make him give you a hickie too.

2. Go crying to your beta bitch you have now, tell him you got gang raped and it's bringing up past memories and you just can't handle a relationship right now.

3. Say it's all your fault, cry and let him hug you. Make him promise to not give up on you, that you really love him. Write some of his favourite song lyrics down and say that always make you think of him blah blah blah.

4. Contact that beta bitch like once every two weeks, give him a little and then pull away again.

5. Keep riding the CC until gigachad has completely destroyed your insides or none of them want your ugly ass anymore

6. Send those same some lyrics you wrote down before to your beta bitch and say you only really loved him and you're so sorry everything is crazy you feel like killing yourself you don't know what to do and he's your last hope

7. Move back in with beta bux. While he's at work, make sure you fuck one last time some rando from the bar, have him creampie inside you. Send beta bux a text message saying you're so horny and he needs to come home IRGHT NOW and eat your pussy. Or else. Winky face, sad crying eomji.

8. Laugh while your beta bux literally swallows chad's cum and is happy to do so

Don't you guys already have these plans written out? Where's yours? You must be retarded, girl.


 No.7468

>>7466

hahahaha are you serious?

Fucking see >>7467 it's a good plan you fucking know you are gonna do it you evil fucking slut.


 No.7469

>>7467

ha ha this is just a big joke to you huh buckaroo?

well guess what!

THIS IS MY LIFE IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

That's all gross and I don't even know a guy named Chad. Well, I do… but I don't know-know him good or anything.

Does anyone here have any REAL advice? I just want to love my current boyfriend and I want him to love me too. Like how do I undo this


 No.7470

>>7469

simple have anal sex with him. If you love him that much then do what he wants (anal sex) . apologize and tell him that the reason you didn't tell him was because it was so bad last time that you didn't even count it and then after you have anal sex with your current boyfriend tell him that that was the hardest that you have came since we first started having sex. everything will be better than before.


 No.7471

File: 79544be2b0eede7⋯.jpg (53.35 KB, 502x681, 502:681, 3f82ba60-156c-4d7c-9921-f0….jpg)


 No.7472

File: c10f6e8593c34ee⋯.gif (2.49 MB, 500x542, 250:271, 230461a9-e1bd-4678-9562-91….gif)

>>7469

>ha ha this is just a big joke to you huh buckaroo?

Your story seems out of place here, so it must feel as a joke for some

>Does anyone here have any REAL advice?

Like I said in a previous post it's REALLY THE WRONG PLACE for this kind of advices.

You deserve bad and/or disrepectful advices and all you would have to ask here is some porn to get you in the right mood


 No.7473

>>7470

That's fair. I was thinking of doing that.

The problem is… I don't have sexual feelings yet for my boyfriend who is a real great guy otherwise.

If I do that and just give him his one time anal shot I'm afraid I'll still be tempted to hit up my ex again…

So I'm asking if anyone has tips on how I can become sexually attracted to my boyfriend who is awesome in every way that counts – gets along with my family and has a nice family of his own, respects me, doesn't make me cook or clean (I suck anyway LOL!) and I feel like I have a real future with him. But… I can't stop thinking of my ex who is pretty well dead end job (and sells drugs on the side) and can't even support both of us.

Why does this have to be so hard!!!! xD


 No.7474

>>7472

um ok but getting sex isn't my problem. Did you even read my story? You're just a sad incel aren't you buckaroo? Why don't you go in the corner and take a time out.


 No.7475

File: 16b919952981c50⋯.webm (3.98 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 1534657783530.webm)

File: 11c7925b9dd5966⋯.webm (3.4 MB, 720x404, 180:101, 1535808762437.webm)


 No.7476

Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>7474

Is this YOU in the video?


 No.7477

>>7476

The last minute of the video are the best. The cucked husband is filming. Based on the mom shit everywhere (strollers and bottles and such) I guess they ran out of money for more heroin and had to let the dealer run his fucking wife and film it for him in order to get their fix.

And shit, at least the husband was getting high too; something out of this. Even though his wife is getting fucked in the ass by tyrone (and has to hold husbands hand at one point because it hurts so bad).

You're doing this to him and he's not benefiting in any way. You just don't want to leave him because you want to fuck the bad boys but keep his money.

Alpha fux, beta bux. Get the fuck out of here you fucking whore go jump in a volcano.


 No.7478

>>7474

>um ok but getting sex isn't my problem. Did you even read my story?

I readed your story which is a little out of place here as the thread isn't meant to this. I was trying to show you that before it gets much worse.

>>7473

Your problem is that you really seem attached to your ex, giving some argument for the sad incel and masculinist's idea against being a good guy. Start to ask yourself about what keeping you attracted to the bad boy. Maybe you'd just really need some good sex with the nice guy. The problem is that you may end up cucking the nice one with a third guy for sexual reasons you didn't solved.


 No.7480

>>7478

> Telling me not to post here…. BUT IT'S WORKING!

Hah! lol

>>7478

ok lets start over

I'm only sexually attracted to the ex though, like I want to want the new boyfriend. I'm really looking for "top 10 tricks and tips that your boyfriend doesn't want you to know! Best ways to win him back" I think if I can maybe get him to look at me that way again then I can fall in love with him.. like I feel like I'm even losing the wanting to be with him part because I can tell he doesn't really seem to want me anymore, he's just kind of moping through it. I don't want to lose him but I am losing him.

I don't know. At least if I can get him to love me again then I can see and if not maybe I just need to find someone that has the whole package. But what if I have to build that package? What if it's just next month we'll have it again and I cut it off too soon and end up with some trailer trash guy!

ok ok as you can see I'm freaking out


 No.7481

>>7478

> Incel

ohhh is LaCP back?? :D

Also this is my board, she can stay. Until I get bored and then I'll send a series of brainsuckers to get her.

Unfortunately, they will starve to death.

Sorry, >>7480 but you're really trying hard not to see what's going on here. You want dude's money but you don't want his cock. Dude seems willing to let you cuck him as long as he doesn't find out about it, maybe that's the best option. Maybe he'll never wake up.

Or risk it. Thing is if you're settling you're probably past where the wealthy alphas would want you. It's going to be betas here on out and the sooner you accept that the sooner your mind will ease up.

Your risk is leave this beta and find another one, maybe richer, maybe poorer. Your ex just needs to be gone if you care about your future. Put on a pretty smile and at least meet their rock-bottom criteria. Don't fuck your ex though. That's dumb risk for your future. You're probably basically a grandma by now right?


 No.7482

>>7481

i mEant to put saGe in All fieldS


 No.7483

File: 93d7f19226e55a8⋯.png (1.32 MB, 680x799, 40:47, b4f.png)


 No.7484

>>7483

Somebody please redo this for me, but replace nignog with pedo bear.

So to be clear:

Frame 1 (top L): Sad white dude walking from left, pedobear walking from right

Frame 2 (top R): Pedobear shoves backwards facing picture of loli into sad cuck's face, the printed picture (with those little feed lines on the ends please) is only slightly visible as a faded blur of light that reflected back through the paper

Frame 3 (bottom L): Cuck turns into pedobear

Frame 4 (bottom R): Pedobear 1 and Pedobear 2 look at the picture of loli together, and it's facing your screen/"camera" this time, but all major features are obscured by the 2 pedobear's faces

Frame 5 (bottom): Happy forest with people partying (maybe a clip from that joke robin hood movie, I think it was called "Men in tights" of them dancing in the woods and then put pedobear faces on them or full pedosuits?

Please. Whoever does this for me will get a very special unique prize


 No.7485

>>7484

Frame 5 I meant happy forest with pedobears partying. Maybe those party streamers that you hang and on string they have those

____

VV VV VV VV VV VV

^ Like that but not death spikes party streamers. I want lolicon hanging from those as well and streamed between the trees

DOIT FOR /CANCER/!


 No.7490

File: 72bb02f1dffc4ad⋯.jpg (127.5 KB, 735x475, 147:95, 12dabc40a6debddc4f5debbd9d….jpg)

File: 3a7f439e06786f2⋯.jpg (94.09 KB, 640x426, 320:213, f8e1c88ec2ac8393831d2acecf….jpg)


 No.7491

File: d02f48a2339bb45⋯.jpg (84.18 KB, 399x600, 133:200, 27771fd82002c2930e9f4145b5….jpg)


 No.7492

File: ed2b8b30b7892fb⋯.jpg (123.43 KB, 676x1677, 52:129, ad100d96-07aa-4097-8d7a-e5….jpg)


 No.7493

File: 132b224cb08f3f2⋯.jpg (299.46 KB, 1280x1241, 1280:1241, tumblr_p52cbsmtUT1qhmv35o1….jpg)

File: c1f9ab9cfb0e8f0⋯.jpg (713.55 KB, 1050x1400, 3:4, 15_Himba_Girl.jpg)

File: 8f43952419f9792⋯.jpg (144.27 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1514726160449.jpg)

File: 0040ed483f2b1c9⋯.jpg (397.14 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, adamkoziolvernaculaireMurs….jpg)

File: 488ed3fb1009367⋯.jpg (789.47 KB, 3740x3264, 55:48, NATHALIE_EMMANUEL.jpg)


 No.7494

File: 06727c84d201b2b⋯.png (82.96 KB, 189x224, 27:32, creackinho seu amiguinho.png)


 No.7495

>>7281

top kek


 No.7496

nigger


 No.7497

>>7393

who made this? the audio mixing is amazing


 No.7498

File: 2ac22838b1536ed⋯.jpg (47.74 KB, 394x415, 394:415, absolutely_reddit_tier.jpg)


 No.7499

File: 6e8c9e9c158f1f4⋯.jpg (123.43 KB, 676x1677, 52:129, ad100d96-07aa-4097-8d7a-e5….jpg)

bosaen


 No.7500

File: 1baa2e44223b86e⋯.jpg (169.12 KB, 736x890, 368:445, 898bf8ff5851afc3a35f25fc40….jpg)


 No.7501

File: bcc3f814b177e0c⋯.jpg (86.56 KB, 720x696, 30:29, db5779d8-edfa-4725-a719-af….jpg)


 No.7507

>>7499

Even with her fake white-people hair (niggers don't have straight hair like that. It's a wig.) and all that plastic surgery she still looks like a ninja turtle rolled in the mud.

Stop posting this ugly nigger trash everywhere


 No.7508

>>7500

Also eww why are these girls so fucking tall? That's gross.

Women should be small and submissive. Not tall and manly.


 No.7509

>>7501

That's the controlled opposition you describe on the left you dumb twat.


 No.7510

>>7501

based


 No.7511

File: c6d121d3e0eb4dd⋯.gif (1.19 MB, 884x1130, 442:565, 13f6f0df-3f8b-4174-ac7d-5a….gif)

File: 9996b2443c04b84⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1037x1314, 1037:1314, 0af35626-4d25-4f9d-a849-83….png)

File: caf40d3a823b193⋯.png (1.46 MB, 955x1310, 191:262, 9c897155-d711-4b45-b778-a6….png)

File: fd77a9edec15a91⋯.jpg (172.59 KB, 775x988, 775:988, 99d2f6d9-64cc-4d1b-8df0-9e….jpg)

File: 7f90bff0ac6d0d1⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1106x1309, 158:187, cb037e9f-21e8-4081-b60f-86….png)

>>7508

>Also eww why are these girls so fucking tall? That's gross.

>Women should be small and submissive. Not tall and manly.

You're ä

one of these fearful

weakly manlets who take refuge in masculinism, ethnic hate and gun stockpiling

>>7507

Another angry.manlet


 No.7512

>>7511

Both of those are me and I am in fact what you incels would call a "Chad."

I've learned first hand how gross and awful women are. I don't spend a moment of my time on them that I don't have to, like to buy a coffee or whatever.

My life does not have purpose based on how much of a slave I can be in order for some cheating whore to pat me on the head and call me "good boy."

It's just a wet hole. Fleshlights feel pretty well the same. Much cheaper, no headaches, no risk. Most women these days have STDs. Things like HPV are growing at a rate of 14 million per year (according to the CDC).

So yeah, make your life about some fantasy you've been brainwashed in about "Romantic Love." and being happy because you have smiling children who make you proud every day and work the fields with you, interested in learning the ways of the world from you.

Doesn't exist.

And since it's not real…. why not just look at 2D art which exaggerates the physical characteristics your simple biological brain has taught you to throw your life away over.

Me? I'll be living for me, doing my thing over here. But you do you. Oh no wait, you want to do everything for her and not yourself. Forgot.


 No.7513

>>7512

>t. Incel


 No.7515

File: 6f2613a555b05a9⋯.jpeg (373.36 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, E5255B12-81B0-4972-AA5D-6….jpeg)

Why


 No.7517

>>7513

Keep dreaming there's something wrong with me being free and not you willingly a slave.


 No.7518

>>7225

These images cause my nightmares


 No.7519

>>7518

Do you dream about him in some sort of trap swimsuit?

Kinda weird.


 No.7520

File: a3df79023df88fd⋯.png (266.62 KB, 960x540, 16:9, btBRfvnIVQcuNwMlM8cJyzDCBc….png)

yo dont chicken with me im a badass cuz i smoke crack and run from tha kops like a real OG gangster


 No.7521

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.7522

If you don’t know who Bill Smith is, go check the Missing Q researcher thread.

He was only one of the top anons in this room, mentioned in WAPO when they did their hit piece on Q anon, Mentioned in media matters as one of the top five Q tubers, and ridiculed by an NBC reporter. I won’t mention his name you can go to the discord chat room to learn more information about that.

Time to get up to speed!

#whereisBillSmith


 No.7523

>>7522

> discord chat room

< hai guys are you tired of being anonymous? Want to be identified and put on a list by the very machine you are fighting? Do it!

Don't be lulled in by those with my name on their lips

Never stop fighting.

Q


 No.7524

File: ae4e8b3c5b7bc66⋯.webm (1.25 MB, 720x576, 5:4, gooks26tagteam.webm)


 No.7525

File: 43ac812c184f2fe⋯.webm (2.68 MB, 476x360, 119:90, gooks39karatekid.webm)


 No.7526

File: 4b971feee28da8b⋯.jpg (66.12 KB, 800x600, 4:3, mkrHSlQ.jpg)


 No.7528

Fuck. I know smoking makes me so fucking cool, and I feel it. Like I really feel how cool I am smoking. But it's starting to get to be a real problem. I keep falling asleep and burning holes in the pillow. Or falling asleep and dropping it on the keyboard and it melts through the keys. I've got a key that I have to use my finger as a conduit between two wires to pass the signal, because everything else is just got.

Anyone got any cool tips to help protect my stuff?


 No.7529

>>7528

Also not having narcolepsy by the computer isn't an option.

So inb4 DURR IMA FAG


 No.7530

Test


 No.7531

File: 55e862c58d220d4⋯.png (181.03 KB, 600x600, 1:1, LowQualityBait.png)

>>7530

Don't try me today.


 No.7532

File: ccdaf957d65d2d8⋯.png (303.83 KB, 722x768, 361:384, 5HqKvn9.png)

So I took your advice, guys, and over the past month of playing an MMO, I managed to make friends with a young girl. We get along great.

Now the next phase of your plan… how do I move this from friendship into romance?


 No.7533

>>7532

I used to play MMOs and pretend to be girls. Guys were eager to buy me things (real-life things, gift cards).

Don't be a sucker. Even if it is a real girl (and if you're enjoying her company and xie speaks proper… actually here's the real test: has xie brought forth any interests that didn't align with what you said you liked first? Males are interesting. That's why we are so much better at catfishing other males than women.) Anyway just be careful and remember it's not real.


 No.7534

A woman or someone good at playing a woman would mirror you.

The male romantic notion of "their other half" doesn't exist. But males both believe it must exists and that they will find it because destiny and the movies/hollywood/media. So women become that in order to get you to fall in love with yourself. It's who you love the most admit it or not: you. But it's not real. That's why they can't contribute to it. If they are building up your scene they are falling into a male pattern.


 No.7535

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

For you.

Answer me.


 No.7536

File: c9f763d15355a21⋯.jpg (211.28 KB, 1017x1017, 1:1, Believe.jpg)

>>3089589


 No.7537

>>7536

Oops, forgot to include:

in b4 "Q: Even making the frogs gay" [alex jones voice]


 No.7538

My favorite rap "song"

I say "song" because: It's wayyyyyyy more than a song. It's a MOVEMEnt


 No.7539

>>7533

Bit of a killjoy, but i appreciate it. She talks like girls talk, and the game was one a lot of girls play anyhow.

That said, I'd still want nudes if she's a guy. I'm not sexually deterred by that - though emotionally I'll lose interest if she pretended for too long.

How can I make sure of it, or get her fess up if it is a lie?


 No.7540

>>7539

I'm not trying to kill your fun. No, I always had loads of fun with my marks and made sure they were happy.

I'm saying don't buy them stuff. $$$. No gift cards, no cash transfers, none of that. Then it's just harmless larping.

If it matters to you at that point that's why I suggested some ways to tell if it was a man or a woman.


 No.7541

File: 1b79e25511b4961⋯.png (5.3 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

I miss you anon-chan….

Pic related


 No.7542

>>7278

This is one of the matrix sisteruncles?


 No.7545

>>7540

Actually she's the one that buys me stuff, albeit with in-game currency, nothing premium. I don't care for some of the money-making activities in it, so I'm not as wealthy.

Well, all that in mind, back to the matter I asked about

How do I seduce "her"? This is friendship, I want more


 No.7549

>>7289

>"Sniffing Your Panties for Christ Ministries Inc"

>>7433


 No.7550

File: 1b79e25511b4961⋯.png (5.3 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>7545

You don't. You can't.

That's what I'm saying, only if it's a man larping as a girl will you be able to seduce and have a relationship going.

Girls don't "love" like guys do. They don't think with logic, they feel with emotion instead. They are not rational, they are irrational. Your concepts of romantic love don't exist for women. They aren't capable of it.

In the real world a woman would be after your resources (making you a slave) and your power / alpha male status. This will both give her more power over other girls because they want you and can't have you, and will give her power over you during sex. Sex for them isn't about your skill at all, the physical act is just masturbation. Sex for a woman is about reducing a powerful man to completely under her control for that moment of pure pleasure.

Also, when she finds someone else attractive, the more alpha you are the more power she feels cucking you. And she will, they all do, it's biology.

This answer is really complicated and requires levels upon levels of foundations that I'm sure you don't yet have.

So the simple answer is: hope that it's a man, be a beta bitch.

It's almost certainly a man larping anyway, so this should be easy.

Make "her" work for it – don't give her unconditional love. She is lucky to be with YOU, not you with her. You need to be dominant. If you just fawn over here and profess your unconditional love – commitment and loyalty are part of what a man offers, not what a woman offers. Making those unconditional, i.e. always telling her how you want to spend time with her and shit is pricing you at $0.00. ANYONE can do that, she has a line of men miles long of people who will fawn over here and profess their unconditional love. What she wants is someone that makes her work for it.

Insult her and make her earn her pride back, don't fawn over her.


 No.7551

>>7317

>>7317

There is a condom company, Durex, who, for obvious reasons, keeps track of penis size. I can always tell when some fucking tool is ignorant of this information because they try to (wrongly) imply that blacks are on average larger. It's a lie based on ignorance but blacks ( who are obviously inferior) think since it can't be proven wrong (it can Google Durex penis size) they keep pushing the lie KNOWING it's a lie. Just a sad pathetic group of Hunter gatherer's lost in a world to advanced for spears and loin cloths.




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