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File: 2379bf1ca7fed36⋯.png (22.82 KB, 735x914, 735:914, 2379bf1ca7fed36317d7ad37d8….png)

 No.9283

As you can probably tell, this board is under new ownership. I'm only going to enforce two rules:

1. The 8chan global rule: Do not post, request, or link to any content that is illegal in the United States of America.

2. No flooding. As a general rule, posting the same thing more than 5 times is considered flooding, unless you do it in your own thread. Additionally, creating a thread about the topic when there are already 3 or more threads about the same topic is considered flooding.

Common sense will be followed when applying these rules.

Shitpost away, faggots!

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 No.9323

thanks. let's hope for lain's blessing


 No.9359

>>9352

stop flooding, nigger


 No.9368

>>9363

as long as you post a different thing every time I don't give a shit

flooding = posting the same thing over 5 times


 No.9435

File: 0874f6a6b4f600a⋯.jpg (17.65 KB, 500x500, 1:1, thankful.jpg)

BLESS YOU!!!


 No.9552

File: e76c2435671a82c⋯.jpg (53.03 KB, 500x495, 100:99, umaru89.jpg)

I've come to balance out the Darkness.


 No.9572

>>9552

Dad can u protect me from that Pedo named Lain plz


 No.9573

File: 222632d64e2b5b5⋯.jpg (71.07 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, 222632d64e2b5b58675326a0d1….jpg)

>>9552

Poomaru is a nonwhite.

>>>/poomaru/


 No.9583

File: af215f14e6f8d87⋯.jpg (127.82 KB, 650x642, 325:321, umaru214.jpg)

>>9573

>Umaru is nonwhite

That's a lie only a Jew could think up.


 No.9586

>>9583

Tybg based whitey vs nigger lain


 No.9763

File: ed88a2de3120737⋯.jpg (21.59 KB, 253x275, 23:25, ed88a2de3120737ae58a3becf2….jpg)

>>9573

lain isn't white either


 No.9791

>>9283

You should try to get some banners. Flags would be nice too.


 No.9798

>>9791

I have a thread up for that already. I mean, I could just copy /b/'s flags but that would just be boring.

There are currently 2 banners, I'll try to get more when I have some free time.


 No.9799

>>9798

I remember a banner from some dead chan that really struck me, someone can recreate it if they feel like it.

It was a keyboard, but all the keys were labeled with online acronyms like "LOL", "ROFL", "WTF", "GTFO" etc.


 No.10393

Does anyone want me to enable dice rolling? Does anyone actually use it for anything?


 No.10473

>>10393

It's good for games and spam


 No.10474

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d6)

>>10473

Dice rolling has been enabled. There's no reason not to, anyway.


 No.10618

would be pretty nice if bans were filed for those who come here as their personal powder room just to whine that hex banned them again. kinda becoming a similar situation to /sudo/... not only is dysnoggria incompetence hurting /b/, it's also hurting other boards :-DDDDD

>>10474

>There's no reason not to, anyway.

it can be used to spam threads and generally gets in the way of actual posts. shit is better than boring, after all

nice name btw.


 No.10656

File: b3c6cf67d69a912⋯.png (148.98 KB, 363x484, 3:4, b3c6cf67d69a912b2e34ba85e4….png)

>>10618

>bans were filed for those who come here as their personal powder room

No, I won't do that. I clearly stated in the meta thread that only the global rule would be enforced in addition to a rule against flooding. That has been the character of this board since its creation by chodemonkey, and it is one of the only reasons people come over here.

I will consider amending the "flooding" rule to include duplicate threads. e.g. "Creating a thread about the topic when there are already 3 or more threads about the same topic is considered flooding".

>it can be used to spam threads

If people use it to spam threads, I'll switch it back off. But there has been only one minor instance of spam or flooding since I became board owner so I don't think I have to worry about that in the immediate future. I don't agree with disabling stuff because people "might" use it badly - it smells of dysnigger shit.

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 No.10658

File: 9b86f8e783b0f2b⋯.jpg (176.55 KB, 1217x1077, 1217:1077, 9b86f8e783b0f2b264a71eece2….jpg)

>>10656

>I don't agree with disabling stuff because people "might" use it badly - it smells of dysnigger shit.

didn't mean to suggest anything of the sort, you've got a based outlook. i'm just saying, if a feature's potential for board-hindering abuse heavily outweighs its practical value then i don't see why it would make sense to activate it. then again i haven't done much with dice anyway. either way i think the board is in good hands, you're doing great :^)


 No.10701

File: 1e1045ade683d40⋯.jpg (75.34 KB, 493x740, 493:740, umaru157.jpg)

>>10474

Can you explain two things to me? 1. How to roll the dice. 2. What do the numbers mean. 3. How come it smells like a Jewish mind trick.

>>10658

>either way i think the board is in good hands, you're doing great :^)

Be wary of sycophants sucking up to you LainfagBO, especially when they use the same avatar. It's just another mind trick to make you let your guard down. :^)


 No.10702

>>10701

>Poomaru doesn't know how to roll a dice

lol dumb newfag


 No.10704

File: 83f270795de680b⋯.gif (824.07 KB, 540x304, 135:76, umaru134.gif)

>>10702

No bully.


 No.10717

File: a10eec52779344d⋯.png (162.15 KB, 780x720, 13:12, a10eec52779344d1f31b23bd12….png)

Dice rollRolled 672, 974, 474, 922, 795, 952, 854, 996, 824, 319, 1003, 94, 982, 17, 794, 108, 290, 851, 198, 70, 439, 154, 384, 733, 347, 139, 508, 241, 238, 614, 569, 910, 564, 19, 807, 334, 970, 637, 305, 770, 955, 284, 863, 913, 300, 633, 1021, 590, 460, 194, 660, 898, 348, 19, 607, 694, 158, 91, 935, 395, 705, 480, 281, 244, 498, 63, 578, 444, 699, 882, 190, 630, 142, 28, 519, 442, 661, 515, 7, 96, 709, 667, 994, 32, 685, 576, 726, 842, 667, 636, 213, 348, 91, 493, 591, 589, 556, 144, 8, 231, 2, 198, 861, 143, 225, 355, 584, 886, 869, 591, 981, 553, 233, 950, 585, 918, 502, 286, 736, 145, 922, 949, 492, 1013, 418, 59, 578, 973, 202, 586, 180, 204, 783, 16, 347, 1008, 370, 931, 869, 215, 497, 826, 768, 730, 751, 328, 623, 229, 614, 335, 374, 512, 259, 865, 500, 676, 923, 54, 625, 101, 639, 804, 305, 397, 819, 651, 380, 165, 557, 225, 379, 30, 26, 122, 759, 777, 449, 358, 1006, 39, 693, 355, 550, 951, 196, 26, 602, 95, 79, 202, 196, 718, 1006, 500, 91, 800, 126, 470, 964, 683 = 101289 (200d1024)

>>10704

what a retard


 No.10732

>>9283

What the fuck happened to the old negro that used to run the board?


 No.10738

>>10732

He got sold to another plantation owner, i believe.


 No.10777

File: ee3c78f432ddbad⋯.jpg (16.99 KB, 500x357, 500:357, ee3c78f432ddbad27ea670dc71….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 3, 3, 1, 1, 1, 3, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 3, 1, 3, 1, 1, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 3, 1, 2, 3, 2, 2, 2, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 1, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1, 3, 2, 2, 2, 3, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 3, 2, 3, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 1, 3, 3, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, 1, 3, 1, 3, 3, 3, 1, 1, 3, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 2, 2, 3, 3, 1 = 394 (200d3)

>>10701

i'm no sycophant i just really like having somewhere that's functional enough to migrate from /b/ to >:(

you roll dice by expanding "show post options and limits". the numbers don't mean anything, the dice are just random number generators that you can use for thread games or similar. think of it like more advanced GETs.

absolute newfag, it's in the FAQ...

>>10732

he stopped using it for too long and so benzene reclaimed it


 No.10778

>>10777

sorry poomaru, i made a mistake, it's not in the FAQ, but i remember it being expanded upon somewhere...


 No.10929

Hi I want to post about the following topics

Being Jewish is ok

Sluts are cool

Trump is a Jewish puppet

Donald Chump is a moron

Interracial cuckoldry

Communism is great

Libertarianism is even greater

Basically an anti-/pol/ack as you can see

I have read your rules and am willing to fully abide by them.

Am I allowed here?

Will you apply the rules against flooding when autists try to spam such threads because they get triggered?

If so I promise to be a regular contributor to the board. I also know how to use VPNs and proxies. So I will maintain a +5 user count to your board on my behalf.


 No.10968

>>10929

>Oy vey goy let me on your board I'll give you five IP-shekels!

I will not give any special treatment to you. The rules against flooding apply; making a thread which results in there being more than 3 similar-topic threads in the catalog could be considered flooding at my discretion. Posting the same thing more than 5 times outside your own threads is also considered flooding.


 No.11145

this board has gone to shit we need a new board :^)


 No.11155

File: 8aab2e61cf240ed⋯.png (104.74 KB, 332x400, 83:100, .png)

>>11145

MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS BOARD HAS FALLEN EVERYONE MIGRATE TO /b/


 No.11182

>>11145

this tbqf


 No.11355

I made this ansi-art

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 No.11358

>>11355

300x100

You should turn that into a banner.


 No.11536

>>11355

That's so beautiful... it's like staring into the sun


 No.11624

Dice rollRolled 14 (1d20)

>>10474

If nat 20, I will start a civ game.

If critical failure, I will shill >>>/adventure/ and >>>/warlock/


 No.11865

File: d37d32c895dcb6a⋯.png (17.06 KB, 1125x77, 1125:77, ClipboardImage.png)

Oops. Wrong ban reason. That wasn't a rule #1 violation, it was a rule #2 violation.


 No.12386

hey big benzene can you lower the max reply count it's a real pain in the ass to load >>>1


 No.12387

>>12386

i meant to write >>1


 No.12406

>>12386

>shitty internet

lol


 No.12480

why do you allow the cuck thread, are you a cuck/nigger?


 No.12495

What the...? I see a thread got deleted because of little girl pics? Really? Can't remember the name of the thread but I just posted there a short time ago so it should be at the top of the catalog but nada. It seemed innocuous to me. So, threads get deleted because of one dick who complains? Correct me if I'm wrong but there was nothing illegal there.


 No.12525

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d1)

>>12480

>it's not suppressing free speech if it's something i don't like

faggot, i hate the thread too but instead of asking benzene to go back on his word i hid the post. really activates your almonds, doesn't it brainlet? if roll greater than zero you go back to >>>/b/

>>12495

complain to the globals, not the BO

check the logs, chrishansen did it


 No.16135

File: 2f522ee68c8fddd⋯.png (1.88 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>12525

>I hate cuck shit too fellow 8channer but don't you think anti-cuck shit guys are just as bad? like, just ignore it you brainlet.


 No.16166

>>16135

you don't even have to try to ignore it if you use the tools made available to you and hide the thread

i thought it was only leftists that wanted to silence everyone they didn't like?


 No.16270

File: 9f1bb2577012185⋯.jpg (1.45 MB, 1358x1920, 679:960, teen_jeannie7_test_by_timn….jpg)

how do you feel about tinylotuscult. can we have a board here and be left alone?


 No.17649

Where are you benzene?

This board now shows up in claim.html and a global mod is rulecucking it to death. Are you going to abandon it too like you do everything else?


 No.17694

>>17649

Whole point of the board is that there are not many rules. So far it is a disappointment, the idea is a failure.

I don't control the globals they can do whatever they want.


 No.17708

File: 1aa4a371752ae5d⋯.jpg (58.87 KB, 740x493, 740:493, umaru199.jpg)

>>17694

>So far it is a disappointment, the idea is a failure.

I wouldn't say "failure" because it implies rulecucked boards are "successes" just because they're highly populated. I believe the idea is good.


 No.17709

>>17694

These boards fail for 2 reasons; the users are retards who flock to the most popular thing even if they get a 7 foot cactus rammed up their ass in there, and because 8chan is filled with shills and it only takes one avatarfag and brainwashed goon to make sure interracial cuckolding and cringe inducing attentionwhoring never leaves the front page, which ends up being the thing you see every fucking time you come to this board.


 No.17714

My penis is no longer turgid, thanks to this thread.


 No.17725

File: b5c52d3d6aab6bc⋯.jpg (70.2 KB, 720x479, 720:479, umaru196.jpg)

>>17714

You're welcome.


 No.17731

>>17694

The people make the board, you did a very good thing and I appreciate your effort very much, thank you. :^)

>>17709

On the other hand: these retarded autistic cunts wipe their cunts like snails all over the board trying to be cute and think it's funny. They came here because of the tyranny at another place crying so hard to be free. Then make sure to wipe their cunts all over this new place too. If all you can do is take a shit here then please leave. If all you can do is be a Tourette syndrome, barking autism like a dog then please leave. I won't talk to anyone like that. The good people here don't find it funny or like it at all. This could be the reason for less activity then there could be, we are ignoring the assholes who wreck things wherever they go. I think Touretteman should be banned. And psychopathic posting should always be banned and deleted.


 No.17732

>>17694

I think you should make the board into whatever you want it to be, it would be an improvement over what it's become. Delete all the crap and begin again, ignore the dissenters and troublemakers they will find another place to shit.

take care


 No.17734

File: c4fb2564fec0ee4⋯.jpg (26.46 KB, 397x397, 1:1, 009aa.jpg)

>>17732

Just passing by.


 No.17761

File: 78fc099a4de47c4⋯.jpeg (101.69 KB, 1041x470, 1041:470, gdrfvtgyhnjjhggckjvulfvij….jpeg)

You need some new cheerleaders.


 No.17803

>>17694

There is a scumbag on my thread without cause to heckle me. You allow comments that denigrate anything good here, but say that you are; disappointed.

>So far it is a disappointment, the idea is a failure.

You set yourself up for failure and then wonder why you fail. The original idea was good but without modifying it to ensure progress as new evidence is presented to make changes, is the reason you are disappointed. The trolls are throwing garbage all over the board, and you say it's all good. Pretty soon I'll be gone from this garbage pile. It isn't better than b, it's just a different kind of lunatic asylum but pretty much the same, I didn't sign up for that. I didn't sign up to live with NIGGERS who destroy everything in their path.


 No.17817

>>17803

The authoritarian has spoken!

"There needs to be MORE moderation, to clean up what I PERSONALLY consider to be garbage."

Nigger you're a fool. If you want a safespace go to a nonrandom topic board.


 No.17818

File: 48aa4f10bec672d⋯.jpg (32.48 KB, 518x408, 259:204, 002.jpg)

You need salvation, my poor lost friend.


 No.17841

File: 82ede38fde1bae4⋯.jpg (54.85 KB, 540x541, 540:541, jhhgghgjtrryurejjrjthyjtrt….jpg)

>>17817

Nigger pedofag has spoken his mental illness again.




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