/genesis/ - The Church of Genesis

SHALOM I DID IT I CUCKED PHIL COLLINS AND THE SONIC GENERATIONS CAUSE OF MY SUPERIOR JEW IQ

OY VEY WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME SHEKELS FOR MY TOP GRADE WORK

ban = antisemitic shoah

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/phil-collins-plotting-comeback-i-am-no-longer-retired-20151028

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Hi from /abuse/

Here's the thing about Phil. The man had some serious pipes. He had a 4 octave range and he excelled in any octave. He wrote brilliant songs. And his stage presence was only matched by Adolf Hitler. Seriously, watch them play Dance on a Volcano at Live Aid and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We had better thank our lucky stars Phil didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world. But Genesis as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Phil Collins backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Genesis what it is. Yes, Phil wrore Mama, No Son of Mine, and Jesus He Knows Me, but Kike wrote Heathaze, Cul-De-Sac, and Domino, Mike Rutherford wrote Land of Confusion, Eleventh Earl of Mar, and Turn it On Again, and Steve Hackett wrote Blood on the Rooftops and In That Quiet Earth. Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Genesis was this perfect storm of legendary talent, and Phil was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae. He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of combo that was Genesis to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Tony, Mike, and Steve, and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow our minds out through our ear holes. Yes, he was the most incredible front man who ever lived, hands down.

What's some good Genesis-core vidya?

Some off the top of my head would be GTA Vice City Stories where Phil Collins is a character in the story and Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis which uses the cheat code 'abacabb' to enable gore.

Undertale IS a jewish conspiracy.

But the jew behind it isnt the one you think.

Pic VERY related.

I am a shill, i'm here to shill for Genesis because they made a new album that is supposed to tie in with Undermeme.

The album was supposed to come out back in September but Phil's health problems delayed the recording of a few songs

The plan was to make a game so popular that when the album came out, they would reveal the GODS behind the game.

The gods of Genesis.

And Toby Fox?

He's not real.

The game was made entirely on a KORG Wavestation and was being devoloped since the release of We Can't Dance, back in 1992.

Kike devoloped the game all by himself.

And you said Synth Jew's too Jewish to maintain an ARP. No KORGs around here.

To put it as our favorite Wall Street yuppie would, I'd like to tell /genesis/ something important:

Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

oy vey

Genesis is a gateway prog rock band of the worst kind. It's a bad group, a clusterfuck of syncopation and rhythm that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive synth faggotry and SOLOS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the band itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The untalented bandmates all trying their hardest to look cool, the dancing, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole korg faggotry and everything about the real world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the fanny-party surrealist backgrounds, emphasis on depression, and overall preachiness of the band make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Genesis is basically THE band to attract the most hated music fanbase known to 8chan, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this band and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Genesis threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here. That being said, Jethro Tull is really great, but King Crimson and Rush are easier to get into.

I feel like an Aryan.

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