OFFICIAL /monster/-/undina/ APRIL POWER SHOWDOWN

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OFFICIAL /monster/-/undina/ APRIL POWER SHOWDOWN Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:14:53 No.746

Clearly this bitter and intense rivalry is neither bitter nor intense enough, so let's spam at each other ITT and hype the shit out of our rivalry pro wrestling style.

MOOOOOOOONNNNSTEEEEEERRRRRR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M BRINGING THE APRIL SHOWERS BITCHES

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:18:42 No.747

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lmao kiddo

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:22:30 No.748

>>747

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING NERVE COMING IN HERE ON MY TURF FUCKING CALLING ME A KID, TALK LIKE A SCRUB DIE LIKE A SCRUB, BRING YOUR BIG BOY PANTS TO /fit/ AND /n/ BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING FUCKING VIOLATED, HERO!!

i'll be the heel you be the face :3

Praise Ammit-chan /monster/ 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:32:39 No.749

Gas the piss fetishists, GET war now.

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:35:46 No.750

>>749

NOT FEKKIN LIKELY INNIT BRUV?!?!?!?

NAWT

FEKKEN

LOIKLAYYLMAO

SWER 2 CRIST IL REK U COM GETSDAY

SWER IT 2 HOLI CRIST

GIT RITE OUT CUNT

fine we'll all be heels then, crowds like that better anyways

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:40:25 No.751

>>750

naw

we both have to get better

until the point where boards are going "at least /monster/ or poseidon didn't get it" when other groups get gets

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:43:26 No.752

>>751

I've definitely seen at least a few "at least it wasn't the pissfag" comments already. But I agree.

I'm very sorely tempted to get all pro with the VMs and other IPs. Maybe I will some month and try to challenge /sp/.

GETball Player 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:43:51 No.753

is this going to be the friendly, "well played" type of rivalry, or an "eat shit and die" rivalry?

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:47:15 No.754

>>753

The kind where we pretend to be the eat shit and die rivalry but know we're friends at heart.

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:47:19 No.755

>>753

I meant for this thread to be extreme and super fake raving and hyping, wrestling style, but we're already down to serious conversation so I guess the former

GETball Player 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:48:23 No.756

>>754

So tsundere?

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:49:33 No.757

>>756

Nohomore.

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:49:40 No.758

>>756

It's actually basically like the exact opposite of tsundere.

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:50:10 No.759

>>758

I don't think we're yandere for each other though.

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:52:09 No.760

>>759

I already gave you a suitable metaphor, you don't have to search for a Japanese one. You're not even asian.

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:53:54 No.761

>>760

You can't prove that.

Just like I can't prove that I'm actually Colombian-Italian-American.

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:03:20 No.762

>>761

You pale-ass cauc whiteboy cracker honkey vampire/

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:05:56 No.763

>>762

Buddy, I'm Colombian on my mother's side, Italian on my father's side. There isn't a drop of white blood in me.

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:07:08 No.764

>>763

Let me elaborate:

You pale-ass cauc gwailo whiteboy paleface cracker honkey vampire gringo gussak

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:08:12 No.765

>>763

Or, alternately:

Does running drugs for the mafia pay as well as it sounds like it pays?

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:09:42 No.766

>>765

Yes, but running gun sales is less boring.

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:10:31 No.767

>>766

You didn't tell me you were part kebab.

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:14:13 No.768

>>767

I'm not, but /monster/ is set to be flooded with kebab soon enough after we flood islamic extremist sites with houri on Mohammad oekaki on May 20th.

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:15:00 No.769

>>768

rip in pieces

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:17:27 No.770

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>>769

Why would we rip in pieces from that? We could potentially end up with a whole plethora of houri OC from pent-up sexually restricted muslims.

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:20:12 No.771

>>770

Naturally that would be the end result.

Seahawk Harpy 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:23:30 No.772

>>771

Exactly. Which only means muslims ripping in piece afterwards.

... which means that their boost to our board would only be temporary. Ammit damnit.

Seahawk Harpy 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:09:17 No.774

L

M

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K I D D O

Seahawk Harpy 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:09:39 No.775

>>773

>>>/fit/33333

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:13:00 No.777

im not sure if poseidon ever tried to get it

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:13:21 No.778

>>775

PISSFAGS

P

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F

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BTFO

T

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GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:20:59 No.781

Start writing an article for /n/ GET outlining this glorious second place victory over /undina/ agression.

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:26:57 No.784

>>777

He must have, right? There's no way he had to take a piss at the last moment, is there?

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:40:18 No.785

>>784

he was talking on /sp/ right before the get

i don't know

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:44:24 No.786

>>785

Man, he doesn't seem to have even responded in any way after the get. I'm getting worried. What if he died like Smegma?

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:47:37 No.787

>>786

What if smegma's ghost haunted him to take a drive on I-94?

What if perfect stan possessed his soul now?

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:51:42 No.788

>>787

What if he had to take a piss, and just couldn't stop pissing, and he drowned?

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 00:57:53 No.789

>>788

I'll send a search and rescue unit out now.

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 07:37:23 No.793

welp he might be dead

Poseidon !NaiAdPeE5E 04/30/15 (Thu) 13:33:15 No.794

WWWEEEWEEWEWEWEWEWEW FUUUUGGG I'LL GET YOU YET MONSTERRRRSSS

Here's what happened:

- Hadn't slept at all yesterday due to staying up and witnessing Stan getting and /sp/ sweeping the next two and [s4s] generally getting BTFO

- Spent a tiring day coding and stuff

- Wanted to go to bed before /fit/, but I made custom OC for their gets back sometime last month, so I figured I'd just stay up long enough for it and then pass out

- Didn't know if anyone from /sp/ or /scurv/ would be going for it, but I knew I'd be outnumbered regardless, so if I wanted over 33% odds I'd have to try and snipe it in real-time as per usual (I always line up extras, but they're just in case I'm too early and everyone else is slow enough for me to not see the get occur on GETball before I have a chance to post again)

- Tried to snipe it, got 33334, GET showed before I had a chance to fire off another

- Screencapped all of the attempts

- Remembered to be polite and delete mine

- Fell asleep

- Woke up around 9:30 EST and checked /n/

- Posted this

GETball Player 04/30/15 (Thu) 16:44:55 No.800

>>794

Glad you're still alive, kiddo.