Do you like fashion? How do you dress?
I notice that most men might dress with fancy or crappy clothes but have none or almost no idea of how to match clothes.
Girls on the other hand always try to have at least something in their outfit that gives a touch of cuteness.
I don't wear "fashionable" clothes much, largely because modern male fashion is fucking retarded, but I still pay attention to how I dress, for sure. It feels good not looking like trash.
That being said, I'm still a guy, so I'm privy to stereotypes too. Like, yeah, my shirt looks nice, but it's also usually the third or fourth day in a row I wore it.
it also depends on the season. I'm not going to wear a long sleeved collared shirt in the summer. Nor am I going to wear a nice jacket.
As far as what you're saying about girls, don't kid yourself, you know it's not "always."
Plenty of girls just wear the same old shit of: tank top, short shorts, sneakers
or in the winter: coat, yoga pants, boots
My clothing style is pretty basic.. Like the anon before stated: top, short shorts.
However, I dress by following colour palettes: 2 colors only.
I love dressing bicolour, and match my attire accordinly. Even my purse.
My mom says its tacky sometimes, but I like it that way. Just two colours.
>Do you like fashion? How do you dress?
I dont give a fuck, i usually pick what is practical and functional
During hot summer cargo shorts and plain t-shirts or short sleeved shirts and usually some sport shoes, if the day is colder usually my black combat trousers and sport shoes/desert combat shoes
If not in summer plain t-shirt and a hoodie sport shoes or black combat boots
id say im p unfashionable. the vast majority of my wardrobe is black and/or purple and not v fancy. i only really look frou-frou during the cold months cuz i have several fancy looking scarves and coats and cute boots
Elsa from Frozen, is that you.
Summer fashiob is the trickiest tbh. Back when I was younger, I wouldnt go out in summer.
Ahh Nuuu, Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke!
>Uses a god damn palette to dress
Maybe I'm biased because I live in a backwards hellhole, but when you consider average male dressing patterns, it feels like neuroscience in comparison
>still wearing the same stuff I had in grade eight
>all XL (despite my height) or spandex
>the few new clothes I've gotten since then came from either Goodwill, the Salvation Army, sometimes Winners (only for shoes)
>everything reeks of ciggy smoke and cat piss
>not even a poorfag, but I just can't be bothered at this point
Ask me how many cats I own, tbh.
Well, I mean basic with the type of clothing I use. The "basic bitch" pack.
Colored short shorts, usually. But matching shoes and tops is the good part!
Sometimes I only match the hue of pants and shoes, while accesories and top follow each other I use in the palette
Guys can also follow palettes!
Please be 1.
I have just one and its such a responsibility
GG no re
How do you even keep all those cats but no clothings.
Also, I let them outside; feed them and they fuck off for at least 12 hours. If your cat is ever "such a responsibility", then you're simply doing it wrong.
She is just spoiled I guess.
Rubbin herself on me for hours then leaving.
But I digress. This thread is about fashion god damn it.
How mainstream are short shorts now. I wear them because I like them, not to follow any damn trend.
>calling me that meme woman
u looking to get salted, snailgirl?
ya summer sucks for me too cuz i love summer clothes but i dont like being seen in them. its not too much of a problem tho since im kind of a shut-in
B-but the winter. Let it snow.
No summer body? I just roll with it and wear whatever. In winter tho I become a whoolie ball.
Also shut-in is a cute way of saying NEET :D me too thanks
snows pretty but i hate how it makes people forget how to drive
how do u avoid glares?
i have a full time job so im not a neet, i just spend 99% of my time off at home or at a friend's house
Snow here is unreal. Winters are just humid. Actual snails love it but I don't.
Hard to avoid. It doesnt bothers me at all unless they send a "compliment". Which has only happened twice but still. I would be lying if I told you part of the reason why I sport short shorts is to be seen.
Also I get I roasted myself. NEET currently until I can land a job. No luck.
If you're a NEET then why are you an insufferable phoneposter.
Because its easier to grab the phone on the go or in bed like I ma right now.
I am owner of this board. Pretty clear I am a big loser.
have u ever thought about becoming a snail?
u can be my maid. no cooking tho, i already know about ur past cooking adventures
>have u ever thought about becoming a snail?
Tried this once. My mum got one of those 5lb tubs of vaseline from Cosco, I was home alone, and something magical happened.
Have I never. Probing my mate with a dart seems like #relationshipgoals
I need something more dignified. How about YOU are my maid abd pay me for being so.
That's a slug if you had no shell. Cardboard boxed couls have fixed tht.
Love fashion my dude. I want to cut my hair short and dress in black but that'll never happen. Trying diets atm to get a slim small body 5'4/163.5cm; 120lbs/54.5kg, and to upgrade my wardrobe I guess. I like dresses but I don't actually own many, just some beach dresses, and it's mostly jeans.
congrats on achieving the next step of human evolution
>u will never get stabbed by a cute snail girl's love dart
reality is cruel
can i wear a skimpy maid costume and bend over a lot?
First off: thabks for using metric, the better system.
Second: how can that not happen? Plenty of girls do that. Is it your famiy who prevents you?
I personally dont like it, but you do you.
No. What kind of cleaning advantage would that bring.
Why don't you take shitheaps of HRT and become her qt3.14 trap bf/NEET slave? You can always be mine.
>First off: thabks for using metric, the better system.
heck yeah fuck the yanks
>Second: how can that not happen?
It'll look ugly on me, I can already tell. It's such a big step in fucking up my appearance that I'm living in fear of regretting it while not being able to undo it. I already cut my hair once, at the age of 10. I had beautiful long pigtails, then I chopped them off and went with that for 7 years. It was cute, I like it, but I'll never be able to get my long hair back. I constantly want both hairstyles at once and I don't want to settle. So this is just an example. Never dyed hair but I'm guessing I'll have similar experience, at least that's what I'm afraid of. Oh and I'm growing out my hair now, so it's strict /nocut/.
My parents while liking me as a non-edgy goth more are the least reason. But yes that too, why would I want to dissapoint them.
thanks for always sharing a (You) kind BO
pop fashion is evil bullshit that wants to make everyone more androgynous and less sexually appealing
boob curtains everywhere, broad shouldered butch blazers, demonic 6" heels, male dandyism, big girls, skinny boys, buy! buy! buy!
style can be expressed with aesthetically appealing juxtapositions of color and texture no matter who made your clothes
most people including women have zero taste/style
>matching shoes and tops
BITCH - It is tacky.
There's no such thing as 'not wearing enough colors' but don't dress up like a god damn domino.
>I notice that most men might dress with fancy or crappy clothes but have none or almost no idea of how to match clothes.
I try and match as much as i can.
Shorts go only with t shirts, long sleeves go with long pants, brown goes with blue, and shoes should match or at least not conflict with the shirt you wear.
>I dont give a fuck, i usually pick what is practical and functional
Exactly, what does "match clothes" even mean, colour coding? Patterns? Brand? Gay. I dress how I want, I wear shit clothes but clothes won't change your genes, and I'm still pretty handsome so i can pull anything off. Although if you were to brand it, I dress like a mix of 80s pop and 90s grunge.
Prime gay right there breh.
Someone is angry.
I don't think it might look that ugly but yeah, I prefer long hair too.
Your hair isnt black already? Never saw someone who wanted to paint their hair black. Usually its the other way around.
Also I have to. Because muh post count.
>how do u avoid glares?
The important part of any outfit is just synergy amongst all the pieces. You could have the snazziest clothes on the market, but if you go around in neon green lightning mcqueen sketchers, you're going to look like a tool.
No comment on the weight part, beyond "you can do it if you work at it"
Learned my lesson a long time ago, talking to girls about their weight.
Informal attire with sport coat untied and casual shoes, cleanly shaven, I wear this pretty much anywhere. I know this makes me appear as a jerk/rich guy to some or even reviewbrah wierd but I think it's still the best option available for influencing others. I'm also not interested in intimate relationships, but that one goes without saying.
The exceptions are when it's too hot for a business shirt with a tie, then I just wear a casual striped short sleeved shirt
For short walks and in foreign countries I just wear what's comfortable, this oftentimes includes socks with sandals, I wish this wasn't taboo, it's the most comforable combination imaginable for the appropriate weather, dirt doesn't get in your shoes and sweat is not gluing your feet with your shoes
its uh….. tactical
yeah. tactical. it gives me a tactical advantage while cleaning
i think itd be cooler if i became a snail girl and then i penetrate u with my love dart and fill u up with allohormones and my hermaphrodite snail sperm
No its not. Dirt is not gonna be distracted.
Speaking of and on topic: I cant understand maid outfits. Wouldny they get in the way? I know they would for me
the fancier ones are p much just cosplay/fetish stuff. anything more frilly than a house dress or hotel maid uniform is just for show imo
Exactly. Those are just eyecandy. Real maid outfits are lame.
>posting pokememe in my board
Ban-worthy as hell.
>I cant understand maid outfits. Wouldny they get in the way? I know they would for me
While >>5675 is correct in that most modern maid outfits are for fetish or cosplay, remember that maid outfits ARE suppose to look good. Remember that the only people that had servants were very rich, they didn't want someone walking around their expensive residence looking like poverty. In fact it was actually a common tactic for poorer men to desire a job as a butler simply because they would get to wear a nice, expensive suit that is far out of their pay grade.
So basically the point of a maid outfit is not to look like a dirty poor person.
sometimes u gotta be practical instead of pretty, especially when ur covered in dirt and sweat
do u want more nep?
That makes a lot of sense and connects all the points. Now I get it.
Exactl. Fashiob is all about wearing whtever works at thr time.
Part of why I despise high heels.
And no weeb shit. None.
mmmm yeah. fashion isnt comfy enough for the most part
but thats all i got, boss
Git gud then. No weaboos allowed.
but im like 30% of ur traffic
Just wait til things pick up, you ASS.
i always admired ur optimism
Yeah skirts are cute and feminine. Wear them, bonus points for knee/thigh high socks.
I know I do for sure. They are real comfy. The only real downside is sitting with them, because if you spread your legs you will show more than you would want. That's not a problem with pants and hot pants.
>skirt + knee/thigh high socks
If a girl wants to give an impression of a slut, sure
High socks are my fetish
Very mainstream. I see girls wearing them everywhere.
Even I wear them from time to time. But then again, I browse /cuteboys/
Not sure how autistic this is, but I only ever wear short-shorts under my skirt as a last line of defense against accidental upskirts for when I cross my legs, or whatever. It gives me some peace of mind. I can't wear shorts on their own because my legs are too fuckin' skinny, lol.
So mainstream, even boys wear them. Fug.
I wore then back in school days below my uniform too. Better safe than sorry, so no problems thefe.
You fucked up for the last time, this phoneposting needs to end!
Do you want me to activate autocorrect or something
I like fashion, and sometimes I feel like the only guy among my peers who actually does try to match clothes with varying styles. My friends call me gay, but whatevs.
Kek'd. I don't even follow any mental rules when picking what to wear.
>22 years old
>already a cat lady
if people are calling you gay then you have fallen for numerous Jewish pitfalls to make you appear more feminine
>current year +- infinity
>cutting your hair short
Please don't ever do this.
>not wearing dresses
I wish women would wear dresses instead of dressing like street walkers. Make Fashion Great Again.
That is extremely gay, Anon.
>not buying all plain clothes
>not not worrying about matching shit because plain matches with plain
Kek get at my level my man.
i love lolita and jfashion, they really know how to make cute clothes.
men dont need to look good
men dont have the freedom to choose styles
mend dont have the variety to choose from
studies show the sexiest thing a man can wear is tshirt and jeans, cuz that shows off the figure
What about a suit and fedora?
oh, amazing. Its still a suit.
Why not robes?
>men don't have to look good
since fenicians invented money
Then why do the boyim get /fit/?
>mfw would love to wear a large robe everywhere
>hot as shit
>humid as shit
>would probably be dehydrated before the day starts
dude what? I'm in TX and I would go /robe/ in a heartbeat. Look at this comfy shit. And with fabrics nowadays they could be even airier.
That's a toga, anon. This more what I meant.
hm I suppose.
then why do rich, older men dont?
>then why do rich, older men dont (get fit)?
First let me apologize since I know that men posting outside of specifically designated threads is frowned upon on this board, but I believe I can give you a good snapshot of the male mind on this matter specifically, since I am male, entering middle-age, not fit, and have had some financial success.
The main reason men get fit is to compete with other men, usually for status in a hierarchy, which equates to the chance to attract a sexual partner. We are not always aware of this, it's just how we are wired.
Rich men can compete effectively, since stability is quite good at attracting women. So they are likely to continue putting effort into a successful strategy.
Older men who are not already fit have trouble getting fit, because they are on the decline, physically, since about age 20-25. Since getting fit is not as effective for them, they are less likely compete with it. (However older men who are fit, will do a lot to stay fit. It is impressive to be both old and fit. Much status.)
Rich, older men therefore have even less motivation to get fit, since it is harder for them than younger men, AND they already have a more effective way to compete, which is likely to become even more effective as they get older. It is a matter of choosing to spend ones limited effort on the strategy most likely to succeed.
wow, u r so wrong(Good arguments. Go back to /boytalk/)
They're a rich guy.
>wow, u r so wrong
So you don't have an answer to your question, but you know that mine is wrong?
>They're a rich guy.
In a nutshell, yes.
the answer is in the question - they r rich and thats what girls want
Usually I wear wrap dresses or a pencil skirt with a plain top. For men it really depends on their personality and age. I kind of like beards, but not gey hipster beards it just depends. I also like the Hugo Boss suits from the 30's and 40's. But it depends on the man
guy here, I don't understand this competitiveness angle - I got more 'action' when I was a bit more flabby and only got /fit/ when I started getting paranoid about the power grid going down
Manflab isn't a big deal as long as it doesn't flop over the 'goods'
That makes you look like some kind of secretary, tbh.
Yeah, it does but my boobs and ass are huge so pants are trouble for me
Total opposite here.
I wear full casual clothing like denim jeans and simple blouses to disguise the fact I have no body to speak of.
I still consider myself a teen so it's not weird at all.
what do about thinning hair?
You JUST gotta deal with it.
You could shave and go full Vin Disel. That guy is a hottie.
>Wearing a hat indoors.
>Modern suit and tie.
>Quill and inkpot.
All these fucking plebs trying to look stylish by failing to imitate 18th century British men's style.
I like knee socks and typically wear them with knee length, simple dresses from the officewear section.
I generally dress maturely for my age. Despite being a college student I only let myself get into a tshirt and jeans rut for about a week at a time before I go back to heels and black, beige or navy dresses. Even when i go to parties I just slip on a tighter dress that makes my cleavage poppin, but even then I don't let myself underdress to the point that I'd feel awkward meeting a professor of mine.
I do the same thing with shorter dresses or skirts, especially if I know I'll be running a lot. I don't like worrying about pervs.
please dont fall for this meme, even if it makes you feel better about being sloppy about what you wear. If you're a legal adult you should be able to wear and iron your shirts. It's professional, looks amazing, and makes you look like an actual man instead of a boy. That, paired with a nice pair of jeans and a pair of leather shoes, is painfully simple but effective outfit that you can swear by. It's modern yet classic, is far from high effort yet yields excellent first impressions.
Get a decent haircut, too. And burn your cargo shorts, if you have any.
Have you tried Castor oil?
Winter is my favorite season for fashion because its too cold for women to dress like whores. The popular belief seems to be showing as much skin as possible = sexy and modesty = ugly, but it has become the exact opposite for me.
It might also have something to do with the fact that clothing covers up all the thot stamps and piercings making women look less like back alley ghouls and more like respectable ladies.