No.1
>Be me
>Be 13
>First period class
>Feels like someone is stabbing my intestines with a spear
>canthandlethepain.pcx
>Go to bathroom
>Half jog/run down the hallway
>Enter stall
>smallfart.gif
>Suddenly, a huge flow of crap streaming
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>DONE!
>Get back to class
>Calmly sit down
>Realize what just happened
>Realize that spaghetti is steadily flowing from my pockets
True story