Do you plan the way you want to die?

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Do you plan the way you want to die? Anonymous 07/04/15 (Sat) 00:19:50 No.140

Pretty much the subject, it's my first time posting so if I am being a faggot then my apologies.

Anyway here's my plan to die:

>get rope

>find woods with a camping area near by

>find the perfect secluded spot

>write down directions on pieces of paper

>many pieces of paper, hundreds maybe

>make it seem like directions to a treasure

>so that people in the camp can hunt for treasure

>scatter them strategically around the woods

>find a tree

>hang myself

>don't forget to scatter the pieces of paper, otherwise the whole thing doesn't work

Either this or I'll just go baskin' robin way, if I actually decide to kill myself

Anonymous 07/04/15 (Sat) 02:23:58 No.143

I have thought of a couple different scenarios for how I might die.

One would just be your standard death-by-cop scenario. I'd either drive off a cliff into the ocean after a car chase instigated from some shooting, or just let them gun me down after I get out of the car and pull a gun on them. Real Human Bean has to be playing when I die.

Another one would be to go on a cross-country crime spree, stealing shit, prostituting myself, whatever, to get as many drugs as possible and go out in a depraved blaze of glory culminating in a drug overdose with a hooker in some motel somewhere.

Or, another one I had thought of would be to try to just stop eating and drinking until I die from starvation/dehydration.

Yours is breddy gud too OP.

Anonymous 07/07/15 (Tue) 17:20:56 No.147

I'm pretty certain I'm gonna off myself. It'll probably be when my anxiety disorder becomes too much for me to handle anymore, or when I graduate. I've got nothing waiting for me out there, and I'm only now realizing it. I'd probably go for something theatrical and over-the-top, or something simple and painless. Carbon monoxide would be my best bet when it comes to offing myself painlessly.

Anonymous 07/10/15 (Fri) 05:52:58 No.156

>>147

I wonder about the killing yourself theatrically.

On the one hand, I think you could look at it as the ultimate mockery of your existence and life in general, but on the other hand, I feel like you could also argue that it's placing undue significance on your own life. I kind of like the idea of just going out respectfully and quietly, no note or anything, sipping a drano martini while Gloomy Sunday is playing.

Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 05:18:20 No.166

>>156

I've never been one to put much stock into the symbolic nature of things, putting undue significance on your life, and the such. I'd do it simply because I think it'd be entertaining, and would give some people something to enjoy watching/fapping to if they watched it.

Anonymous 08/02/15 (Sun) 20:07:30 No.167

Carbon monoxide. Disposable grills are easy to acquire and should do the deed.

Skeleton 08/07/15 (Fri) 05:51:55 No.182

>>166

Fair enough. The problem I have with it is, in Western culture in particular, how open we are with our feelings - even up until the point of suicide in some cases, ironically. Although making a mockery of one's life through a ridiculous suicide is also great, I want to be forgotten.

Skeleton 04/12/16 (Tue) 04:06:58 No.875

I have always wanted to die taking lives to save lives. Like, maybe kamikaze a nuke into Israel for world peace.