0355e8 No.69
>Playing as dark elf necromancer
>GM using me as BBEG for others' campaign [i've been playing with him for a couple years now]
>total shit-tier all-rogue party with like one red mage and a fallen paladin [twas a homebrew]
>multiple detection wards set up around my underground lair
>explosive traps, raise zombie runes, and poisonous gas cloud traps of my own creation set up throughout all the tunnels of my dungeon
>explosions do bulk of damage to party, raise zombie brings hidden corpses and dead adventurers back to life, gank remaining party members, poison clouds do continuous damage during battles
>remaining adventurers arrive in the hallway leading to my lair
>pali died in last fight, only red mage and 2 rogues left
>i can hear them yelling at the mage to not be a pussy and they're going in
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>bust out my room's door like a boss
>cast a black fog down the hall, nearby detection wards let me know where they are
>blast first rogue down the hall and into the wall with a force blast [we used kinda LOTR wizard powers once we got high enough of a level]
>he's out cold
>i hear rogue 2 talking about how he runs up the wall at me and jumps from it, stabbing at me with his knives
>GM comes back, i point out where he is and where my traps are
>raise zombie activates, summon minion
>fucking pali corpse charges through like a fucking thug
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>have him crush the rogue with his war hammer mid-air
>red mage fucking panics, opts to use some teleportation shit to at least get a good distance from me
>reappears in one of the upper levels
>cast floating disks while pali kills rogue 1
>send pali through ceiling, follow
>i can hear the red mage screaming at the GM about how OP i am
>lilbitch.jpg
>pali and i crash through the ceiling, Opp. Attk. on red mage
>pali whips his hammer
>add force blast
>thor as fuck
>blast red mage through wall
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>GM says his corpse is buried about 15 feet into the ground outside of my dungeon's tunnels
>stroll into the room
>collect their character sheets
>ima make a scrap book