No.2230[Last 50 Posts]
>finally got the Ultimate mod to work
Of course I will dominate the world with the Glorious Empire.
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No.2231
Won the war against Netherlands + France, peaced out alone. Got Friesland and Gelderland from Netherlands and the Franche-Comté from France.
No.2232
>>2231But the war against Russia-Denmark with Sweden is not going very well. Russia has occupied Sweden and I Denmark. And they have a 172 stack waiting for me.
The Ottomans have requested my alliance so I'm sneaking troops through there.
No.2233
Shit, Sweden peaced out so the war is over. Now I can concentrate in conquering the other German provinces and consolidating the Empire.
No.2234
What
No.2235
>>2234Annexed Saxony and the Palatinate at the expense of the #1 Spot. Who cares, anyway.
No.2236
>>2235>Imperial Reactionaries revoltThat's what I wanted, baby. I'll let them take over.
No.2237
>>2236Why the hell does the reactionaries want to liberate slaves
No.2238
>>2237Denmark wants Schleswig-Holstein again.
No.2240
>>2239Denmark and France almost conquered, Ottomans are struggling against the Bear
No.2241
>>2240War is over, I only stood by the English promise of getting Normandy.
No.2242
>>2241France isn't even a GP anymore.
No.2243
>>2242Austria wants to meddle with da empire.
No.2244
No.2246
>>2245>I was the war leader>Ottomans peace out and I got white peace tooFuck you.
No.2248
>>2246All is well in the Empire.
I'm earning a shit ton of money through taxes.
No.2250
>>2248Nothing much going on, I sphered what I could.
Now it's the second time Austria wants Tyrol back.
No.2251
>>2250Managed to whitepeace Austria, but Russia still wants to fight. I took the opportunity and I am trying to annex Switzerland.
No.2253
>>2251Annexed the Swiss, but struggling with the Bear. I can get through Poland, but I would be crushed in Russia.
No.2254
>>2253A wild France appears.
No.2255
>>2254I gave in for both wars. I had no military left and Poland (biggest military) joined in too.
No.2257
>>2255Vengeance came quickly, but it will not stop there.
No.2258
>>2257England declared a war of containment and everyone left me. I quickly surrendered so I could finish France off.
No.2259
>>2258I quickly besieged French provinces while they were not looking (they were busy with the Iberians) and took Champagne and Franche-Comté.
No.2264
>>2263>disarmed>Austria wants Tyrol once againYou can have this little shit, just leave me alone.
>mfw 56 infamy No.2265
>>2264Tired of shit. I'll load it later.
No.2268
>>2263>Irish military that stronghow the fuck
No.2269
>>2268When they revolted and got independent, they managed to 'convert' the rebels to the army.
No.2270
>>2269Yeah, Rebels become the army. This kind of makes sense, and I actually wanted this to be a thing in vanilla, so it's kind of cool.
No.2271
>>2270Well, not exactly. Not all rebels… they mostly are peasants rebellions, and even when they're not, the peasants are the fodder. So who will plow the fields? Everyone becomes a soldier and starve to death? It would be cool though to keep the soldiers, as it prevents the recently-liberated countries from being attacked.
No.2272
>>2270>>2268Btw, are you guys interested in the playthrough? If yes, then I would be glad to continue it earlier.
No.2273
No.2275
>>2273Alright. I'll just finish watching Fight Night 60 and then I'll continue.
Feel free to leave suggestions and tips.
No.2276
>>2275Alright, got me some Bruckner loaded up and I'm ready to go.
No.2277
>>2276Managed to white peace with Ireland
No.2278
>>2277This is starting to get old.
No.2279
>>2278Funny-looking budget chart.
Also, NA.
No.2280
>>2279>dirty turks "hey anon lets ally" "sure">1 month later>war against austria and russiaeverytiem
worked my ass off to go in the middle of russia and siege some provinces
No.2281
>>2280Researched Forts and wasted all my jew mana on them
No.2282
>>2281How exactly does industry work in Ultimate, anyway? I've never played it myself, but it doesn't seem like the world in 1643 would be able to handle such a massive infrastructural development like all those forts. Shouldn't there be only artisans up until, minimally, the mid-late 1700s?
Also,
>jew mananice one
No.2283
>>2282That's what I thought, but I have 416 IP already, and for some reason there's a province where the factories are always in the green if subsided, but they do not hire anyone.
I'm RPing as if the factories are just guilds of artisans.
No.2284
>>2281>>2283Holy fug. Ukraine invited me to a crisis and I managed to get them under my wing.
No.2289
>>2284For some reason the chan isn't allowing me to upload the last screenshot. I will continue the game later.
No.2290
>>2289Continuing…
A screencap of my glorious nation.
No.2291
>>2290Can somebody explain why the fuck aren't the works being hired? And why are the factories having profit?
No.2292
>>2291Another crisis, but Austria has recently fucked up with the other GPs so I managed to fuck them over.
No.2293
>>2292Result: Hungary free, Serbia free, Austria humiliated and cut down.
No.2294
>>2293They never, never learn.
I will try to take Tyrol back.
No.2295
>>2294Oops, nevermind.
The crisis made my badboy go through the roof.
No.2296
>>2295I dun goofed with the last crisis.
Got cut down 3 times in one year, all my money is going down the drain.
No.2297
>>2296Dire times, I cut all my expenses and ain't subside factories anymore, but now I have +100~+600 a day
No.2298
>>2297And I managed to paid all my debts.
No.2300
>>2299England declared war again, only when I was rebuild the economy.
Fuck war reparations.
pic related
>best literacy between GPs No.2301
>>2300YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
I decided to not peace out early and, instead, let each war continue for some time.
No.2303
>>2302I was hoping for Reactionary, but at least we didn't go all liberal.
No.2304
>>2303>election system>can appoint ruling partywell well well
No.2305
>>2304Hungary looks like he's carrying a purse.
No.2306
>>2305Guess who's fucked
heh
No.2307
>>2306The world in 1700.
I was eager for it, and fortunately only minor white-peace crisis and nations bankrupting interrupted my sailing through time.
No.2308
>>2307And I managed to grab back some lands and reshape my borders, mostly from the Iberian Union. I also conquered some Armenian-Georgian-Kurd stuff.
No.2310
>>2309It was formely the Thirteen Colonies, but after revolt over revolt and "the King returns!" it became that. Also, it only has the Thirteen Colonies - most of America is still owned by the British.
No.2312
>>2307Reactonaries revolt and I'm forced to go back to Absolute Monarchy.
Then I install slavery, but I have only one "colony": Armenia.
No.2313
>>2312This world is so fucked up.
>Wessex broke free from England
>Ukraine has blobbed Poland-Lithuania
>Romania has blobbed Hungary>I fed them
>Mayans were conquered by Iberian Union>I helped them in a crisis
>Orissa didn't grew much, but industry is kinda strong. No.2314
>>2313Okay, Wessex was reabsorbed into England and now they're #7
Heavenly Kingdom and Kingdom of America(after some crisis) are now in place of Orissa and Romania.
No.2315
>>2314Game just crashed. I'm done for today.
Fortunately it was January and I autosave every year.
No.2316
>>2312>That disgusting UIThere's no excuse, HPMguy was able to fit in all his reforms without butchering everything, no reason this mod shouldn't. GG VicUltimateGuy
No.2328
>>2315Okay, I'm going back in.
No.2330
>>2328Did you fall over on the way?
No.2331
>>2328REPLYING FOR INTEREST
No.2332
>>2330>>2331No, I was just busy exploding my infamy because annexing everything I see and conquering a shit ton of colonies.
I'll post an update as soon as I hit 1800, already in 1769.
Meanwhile I'll leave you guys with this.
>Scotland somehow stole some land from England>Colonized western Canada>Conquer the Irish>Release Columbia>Fucking Irish rebels again get independence>Columbia somehow becomes a GP
>I feed Serbia>Annex anyone that gets their independence from them>Serbia GPalso
>Sweden conquer Norway from Denmark>I get in and conquer Greeland and Iceland from Denmark>Denmark somehow has colonies in Africa but they revolted and became independentbtw I destroyed Netherlands and conquered most French colonies.
No.2333
>>2332Italy is also mine. The minor provinces were easy, but the islands and Naples were Iberian, so that took some work.
No.2336
>>2333trips are checked, also how did you get those crisises to release nations? In my ultimate, when there's a crisis like that and supposedly the country is freed, no borders change and there is no new country
No.2337
>>2336Not many crisis, I meant nationalist revolts. Even though I fed Serbia, they don't have that big of an army.
And I have a crisis every 5 years, at least. If they ask you to back them, you get them in your sphere - that's how I got Serbia. Because of my 1928371823 infamy, everyone else sides against me, I think - so when I side with one of my own, the other nations is normally freed.
But that isn't working anymore as I got a huge ass military, everyone agrees to what I say.
No.2338
>>2336>dubs or trips in a board made up by 15 people No.2342
>>2333btw I'm now trying to calm down my infamy and rebels, just growing the country. Once I hit the Industrial revolution I'll think about expanding again.
No.2346
>>2337Ah I see
>>2338It's a great 15 people though
No.2356
>>2355>muh bordersI think I'm done with the mainland Empire borders.
No.2358
>>2357>aryan race still over 50% of population>liberals creeping in>most populated>most literate between GPs and big nationsI can't even imagine how I'll be doing in the 2000s.
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No.2360
>>2359>inb4 atmoraI was listening to some TES music, excuse me
No.2364
>>2360Okay, I have to go to a party and then a all-nighter.
cya ya cunts
No.2371
>>2370IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND MY GF WON'T LET ME STAY HOME TO PLAY VICKY
No.2373
>>2372I think the best part is she's named victoria, and she hates the game. idk that's just me though
No.2374
>>2373My gf has the hots when I say I'm playing any Paradox game, she thinks I'm super smartsie because of this.
little does she knows
No.2375
>>2373also
>having an ex named victoria>loving the game>everytime she asks "wut u doin">anwers "victoria">she gets madit's hilarious
No.2376
>>2374I wonder if she thinks I'm smart. This is a interesting topic.
No.2378
>>2376I should have recorded the look on her face when she saw me (I was just trying, to this day I can't) playing Aurora.
>"you can play THAT???"topkek
No.2379
>>2378never even gonna try aurora. That game looks fucking ridiculous
No.2380
>>2379I had some fun, but I really had no idea of what I was doing. I prefer Distant Worlds, I can actually guess what I'm doing, at least.
No.2381
>>2380I feel like you need to take a class to play aurora. With like textbooks and shit.
No.2382
>>2381Me too. I'll try it again sometime soon, this time with printed guides and manuals.
No.2383
>>2382It'd be a accomplishment, like I'd want a present for doing that.
No.2390
>>2389which colony is that :o
No.2391
>>2390It's the entire population of slaves in my country
No.2392
>>2391woops thought it was a region, I'm fucking blind lol
No.2393
>Enslaving Spaniards
Shit nigga what are you doing
No.2394
>>2389>11% want slavery to still exist, 8% reactionary No.2395
>>2394>1.2% becomes 8%>not giving up on life and becoming full time slave>>2393They probably didn't have jobs and aren't of the accepted culture
No.2398
>>2395it's the breakfast gf bought me to for my bday, she's poisoning me to take my money
No.2399
>>2398>"anon-kun it's your birthday let me do something special">"s-s-sure">she blindfolds you>push you into bed>get on top of you>"you can take the blindfold off">suddenly it's the jewish merchant>oy vey>but you are protected by the mighty man>"oh no, anon-kun, but I loved your mana pls gibe more">"y-y-you too"
>tfw i don't even know what I'm doing anymoreI'm going to stop for now I think I'm going insane and/or retarded
No.2400
>>2399>mfw teddy is jewish No.2401
No.2404
>>2389Seriously, I'm going to take a break. I'll only continue tomorrow, prolly - I think I have another all-nighter planned.
No.2423
>>2404Time to get back in business.
No.2424
Holy Roman Shit.
I'm getting this event every week, and if not his one, a similar one.
THE LIBERALS ARE COMING
No.2425
>>2424Seriously, it's ridiculous. It pauses EVERY DAY now because I blobbed so much.
No.2426
>>2425>1841>I helped CSA to annex USA:^)
No.2427
>>2426Fuck this shit, I want to play but these goddamn events keep popping up.
No.2431
>>2427Banquets must be stamped out.
No.2438
>>2356>dat KurdistanAlso annex France you faggot, the borders would look neat as fuck.
No.2439
>>2438I literally can't play because event spam and you want me to take MORE provinces?
No.2440
>>2438I fed Kurdistan, but don't worry - I almost annexed them already. I own all of Turkey, Middle East, North Africa. I literally can't play because eventspam(I have over 700 provinces so it triggers to each one of them at least twice) and every year there is some faggot coalition trying to take me down (HAHAHAHA)
No.2472
>>2230Is it autistic or pretentious that when I see the "le epice maymay" trope used in front a word that starts with a vowel sound without elision I cringe?
example
Le allemania should be l'allemania and see le allemania irritates me as much as seeing a muslim aquitaine in ck2
No.2473
>>2472Fuck you, I didn't notice that.
Now I can't change it and it will haunt me for the rest of my days.
No.2484
No.2489
>>2484I love you, good sir.
n-n-no homo, tho
>>2477>implying I am>implying it isn't common sense No.2491
Okay, I adjusted the MTT of the liberal spreading and I hope it fires off less times per month now.
Let's do this.
No.2492
>>2491Still getting a fuckton of them, but hey, it's getting better. I fear that if I increase the MTT more the AI won't get it.
No.2493
>>2492Next objective is to conquer continental France and leave them rotting in their colonies.
No.2494
>>2493Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, it's getting on my nerves this fucking liberal agitation. Should I give in or just edit the events and reduce its MTT for the player only?
No.2512
>>2494>Surrendering to LiberalsWhat are you, gay?
No.2513
>>2512I don't want to. I guess I'll mod the events to not affect the player so much.
No.2516
can you upload working ultimate? Or direct to where I can get it?
T-thanks
No.2525
>>2516Sure. Use Vicky 2 +HOD 3.03, as provided on the pinned post.
And sorry for not continuing, having some RL shit I have to deal with.
https://mega.co.nz/#!lo1EnbRK!eqbtrQGOmik57p5zW5rll3KqDYE18WtwTipzcJ6ZN3o No.2526
>>2525Of course, drop it into your Vicky 2/mod folder
No.2570
No.2806
Is there a reason why it's so hard to work this mod?
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No.3055
No.3072
>>2525been playing a while the mod you posted, and look what i got.