>be single count duke in Abyssinia
>be Memphisiate
>start to expand to my demesne limit of 4
>somehow people like me, so I end up as the heir of the kingdom
>thekingisdeathlonglifeking.mp4
>start holy wars against the Jew because fuck them
>start holy war against ibbasid because their ally are in farfuckistan so can't help them
>I'm top in diplo and secrets with a well done marshal. Get the study focus
>stars are….weird
>get paranoid, start triggering the event for the book of horror necronomicon
>went to Saudi Arabia and got it, sweet
>expand my land so much that I can form the Abyssinian empire
>a shadow figure seems to follow me, and I keep feeling a cold breath around me, at night the king is death
>wut.jpg
>im a woman, got kicked down to duke again and a random fine African-American gentleman is king
>the book is gone
>my demesne is still 7 and top level
> if I join a faction I've already 180% of my lige
>get to the faction to make my uncle King
>"I accept for the better of the kingdom"
>my liege start expand invade all over because de jure CB
>I invade under him
>get to the point in the de facto King
I've saved it at the end by luck, but what kind of bullshit is the theologian focus? One get you upset with the church and the other is death upon you in a decade