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 No.3308

>Great ruler dies

>Tons of factions begin to form

>Realm looks like it's about to collapse

>Get the message that the Swedes are coming with a prepared invasion

>think that it's the end

>Swedes arrive with a 17k deathstack

>Assaulting everything, cutting through my holdings like butter

>but it's not over

>every ruler in the area, even those that hate me and that I've done nothing but attack, flocks together to help me

>all the factions stop fucking around and unite

>Knights Templar come bursting in with 7k men

>Still outnumbered

>Lose several thousand men, think it might be over

>Miracles happen and I come out on top

>The realm is saved

post good feel stories

 No.4049

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>Heir is Strong and Attractive

cuckolding your rival


 No.4052

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>>3308

>be Yao

>be in "african cold war" since im powerful, my biggest enemy shonghai is slightly worst than me but is allied with marocco so i cant do shit because even if they dont like them and are ally on paper and im married with marocco those dirty muslim will side with them

>get in fight with tunisa instead

>his ally betray him

>feelsgoodman.jpeg

>im wracking is shit in all shape

>suddently my king dies

>reputation drop

>my country get spawned of rebels and pretenders and eretich

>justfuckmyshitup.webm

>i want to fight them but first i have to fully annex tunisia to not get buttraped

>shonghai declare war on me but marocco isnt happy so dont join

>yousonofamotherfuckingbitch.mp4

>the rebels somewhat start to fight shongai armys

>even if shonghai are more powerful they are way outnumbered

>i annex tunisia finally

>get my army and march south

>rebels get crashed with no survivors

>shonghai is at the weakest point possible

>i kill them all

>get occupy all his land

>they beg for peace

>hang every dirty fine African-American gentleman to a pole

>impale any soldier i met

>rape all the woman

>smash all children

>annex those fucker

>im finally the most powerful nation in africa more than mammeluks, marocco, african spain, portugal spain, ottomans

>marocco beg to keep my alliance

>spain even if it hate me ask my daughter

>portugal relese their african vassal


 No.4053

I'm starting a Kiev gameplay from the earliest start date with personal castle and CK2+ mod.

I hope I get a good story from that.


 No.4054

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>start from 1836 as US

>designate California and everything else south and east of that as slave states

>CSA revolts

>play as CSA

>destroy Yankee scum

>fast forward

>Yankee scum tries it again

>gets destroyed

>take West Virginia and Kentucy

>fast forward

>Yankee scum still hasn't learned

>gon' learn dem yank boys a lesson today

>take Missouri and Maryland

>fast forward even more

>yankees try it again, dumb fucking yanks

>revoke their cores

>feels good man

>take some African clay

>mfw yanks keep getting cucked by communists

>mfw allied with Fascist Germany

>mfw finally got muh independence


 No.4077

>>4053

it seems personal castle are fucking useless if you start a barbarian.


 No.4093

>Be Kiev on the 769 start with CK2+ and personal castle mod

>Have slavic religion and russian culture

>reformed slavic religion

>Some faggot asked help in usurping the Byzantine Empire throne from a pretender

>Give him gold and soldiers

>agree and asked him for matrilineal bethrotal

>he agrees since he's on my court

>years later his band of mercenaries came out from my capital and besieged constantinople like one of the raiders

>Byzantine was at war with abassids/muslim shit on the east and with Carolingan Empire with Italian peninsula on the west

>Shit usurper actually did it and took constantinople

>Daughted turned old and eligible for marry

>They bore russian daughters and son with reformed slavic religion

>Byzantine Emperor dies

>Russian pagan inherits emperor title

>days later, byzantine empire gets disbanded

it turns out pagan religion can't have byzantine emperor title unless it's hellenic.


 No.4161

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>Be Ethiopia, minding my own business trying to unite Africa though bloody conquest

>Kebab expands into the Levant, Arabian peninsula, and eventually conquers nearly all Mamluk clay

>Not very nice neighbors

>They humiliate me, decimate my armies, and take large tracks of my land on several occasions

>A few decades later

>Kebab gets gangbanged by Austria and friends

>Georgia and Qara Qoyunlu join in

>Suddenly rebels

>Iraqi and Syrian nationalists liberate their homelands

>Egyptian nationalists spring up and feed my little Mamluk vassal

>Grew my territory by a quarter after integrating the land those Arabic peasants gave me for free

>Got to see bully kebab get royally fucked by everyone around them at the same time

It really couldn't have gone better


 No.4169

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>>4161

That sweet smug satisfaction of seeing your bullies getting their shit kicked in.


 No.4222

>be duke of Franconia and Thürigia

>Karloman declares wa for West Francia on Karl

>my oh-so-mighty liege gets his shit kicked in while I nibble pieces off of Bavaria and Saxony

>since he has next to no holdings in EF he tries to revoke Thüringia

>I'm broke as hell but refuse to just roll over

>borrow from Shlomo, hire some Irishmen

>war is actually going good for me, but my shekels start running out

>suddenly, trade route event

>also capture and ransom his deformed bastard

>win the war

>made enough bank in ransoms, trade proceeds and spoils of war to pay back the jews and still have more left than before

>also marry my ill-bred second daughter to the new boy-king

Couldn't have gone better


 No.4742

>>4222

>paying the jews

really? just expel them


 No.4747

>Charlemagne, 769 start

>That fucking faggot duke of Aquitaine rebels against me after Carloman's death

>Cut him down to size

>Able to increase crown authority in Middle and West Francia in order to revoke vassals

>Make enough money to consolidate power in the realm

>Turn my 33 vassals into 9

>Crowned emperor of Francia

>Prevent the breakup of the Carolingian empire

>Unite all of Europe under the Karlings by 1066

>Cancel the fucking Viking age

Now I'M the fucking big blue Karling blob motherfuckers.


 No.4755

>be single count duke in Abyssinia

>be Memphisiate

>start to expand to my demesne limit of 4

>somehow people like me, so I end up as the heir of the kingdom

>thekingisdeathlonglifeking.mp4

>start holy wars against the Jew because fuck them

>start holy war against ibbasid because their ally are in farfuckistan so can't help them

>I'm top in diplo and secrets with a well done marshal. Get the study focus

>stars are….weird

>get paranoid, start triggering the event for the book of horror necronomicon

>went to Saudi Arabia and got it, sweet

>expand my land so much that I can form the Abyssinian empire

>a shadow figure seems to follow me, and I keep feeling a cold breath around me, at night the king is death

>wut.jpg

>im a woman, got kicked down to duke again and a random fine African-American gentleman is king

>the book is gone

>my demesne is still 7 and top level

> if I join a faction I've already 180% of my lige

>get to the faction to make my uncle King

>"I accept for the better of the kingdom"

>my liege start expand invade all over because de jure CB

>I invade under him

>get to the point in the de facto King

I've saved it at the end by luck, but what kind of bullshit is the theologian focus? One get you upset with the church and the other is death upon you in a decade


 No.4756

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>be Irish

>elective gavelkind

>vassals hate my guts

>elect my genius brave humble son

>my heir is the hunchback greedy faggot cousin

>whatthehell?.gif

>give my son more titular stuff so he get more prestige

>still the faggot

>considerthefollowing.jpg

>vote for the faggot cousin

>the vassals vote for my awesome son

>try again and the heir change

>vote for the cousins, dies my heir was the awesome son

so always I've gave my vote to the opposite. I've found that in a 2 way deal if you vote for the other you will get the heir you like still




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