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 No.1320[Reply]

Because some Anon suggested it and it could do us some good.

Here you guys can bring various things to my attention and we'll discuss operations of the board and all kind of other shit.

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 No.2296

>>2291

Well, I'm posting from home, then.

Can't write because I'm busy trying to convert Rainbow Factory in a not-pony-specifc Pathfinder module.




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 No.1[Reply]

>Be Anon watching the superbowl in your room
>It's nearing the end
>Twilight sits next you and asks, "How's the game going?"
>"It's almost done," you said, "looks like the Seahawks are gonna win."
>"Can we play Smash Bros soon? I'm itching for a rematch!" she said, wiggling her butt in the air like she's ready to pounce
>You scratch her behind the ears and chuckle. "Hehe, okay. I'm getting a little tired of watching anyways."
>Goes to commercial
>The TV-spot with MLP plays
>"Oh wow," Twilight says, "was that Ponyville?! And me? And my friends?! OHMYGOSH that was so cool!"
>"Yeah!" you responded, "Wow, I didn't expect that."
>"Looks like I'm still a princess in the show, huh?" she asked, smiling
>"Yeah, that hasn't changed. What do you think about it?"
>"Oh, whatever. I'm fine being a unicorn," she responds. "And I'm definitely not ready to be a princess. Too much studying and videogames to do first."
>You set the TV to Video-2. "Way too much," you said, as you turned on the GameCube.
>"It's been a while since I've played," you said, "who are you going to main?"
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 No.1435

pure autism




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 No.324[Reply]

Me and some of my friends made some banners for this board, but for some odd reason, banners are disabled, and we had a lot of fun making them.

I just want to show off a few, and maybe you guys can make some to, it'll be fun.

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 No.1682

boop




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 No.7[Reply]

Welcome to /gtpone/! Let's get right to the chase.

Rules:

1. Follow the Global rules.

2. Keep it civil.

3.As long as it's even remotely pone-related, you can post it here.

>"What even is this?"

This is the new and improved /gtpone/ board, a place for all your >greentext fan fic for ponies!

>"Well, I'm shit at writing greetext, I'm used to writing prose."

While it is preferred for content to be in greentext, it's not ban worthy. You might get bitched at by some Anons though.

>"Are CYOA threads allowed?"

Of course, we even enabled dice rolling just in case. Generals are allowed as well.

>"HOLD UP MOTHERFUCKA! What about Milky?"

Yes. You bet your ass she's allowed here.

Hell, you don't have to spoiler NSFW pics.

Any kind of content goes. Drawfags, voicefags, etc. welcomed all the same.

Contact the mods:

Chaosis_Machine

Email: Chaosis.Machine@gmail.com

I'm back y'all

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 No.2751[Reply]

All right niggers, time for new green on this dead board. This story is a sequel to my other story in >>2050 , but I'm making a new thread for it because this is going to be a very different story and also it's not like anything is getting bumped off of the catalog anyway.

For those of you who haven't read the first story and don't want to, here's a quick rundown:

>you are Anonymous Faggot, a NEET living in a tiny apartment who hasn't spoken to another person in months

>one day you go to bed at seven in the morning as always

>and the next day you wake up in a world of talking ponies

>though really they look more like bug-eyed llamas to you

>the local pink party pony throws a welcome party for you

>but you soon retreat to a yurt on the edge of the woods

>a year goes by almost totally without interaction with these strange talking horses

>finally you decide it's time to quit

>you're in the middle of doing the rope dance when the purple princess pony decides to pay you a visit

>next thing you know, you're living in a hideous crystal tree-castle

>even worse, you're now Twilight Sparkle's glorified slave until she's convinced you won't try to off yourself again

>over the course of the next week, she makes you socialize with her friends

>Pinkie Pie, whose party peer pressure drives you to do some things you don't remember

>Rarity, who fails to get you to relax

>Fluttershy, who's nice enough but ends up being largely unapproachable

>Rainbow Dash, the first pony to successfully make a crack in your shell

>and Applejack, who seems to see into your soul and seems to see something you don't want to be seen

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 No.2944

>>2943

>with the door shut, Fritter eyeballs the hallway for a moment

>"All right, Nonermous. We gotta talk."

"Man, Fritter, I've got problems-"

>"That's what we need to talk about, Nonermous!"

>she shakes her head

>"You weren't gonna do this alone, were you?"

"What? Uh…"

>"Listen, I tried to send a telegraph about all this to Ponyville."

"Tried?"

>Fritter leans in close

>strains her neck trying to whisper into your ear

>"Somebody cut the line. They're saying it'll take about a week to fix it."

"Oh. That's a funny coincidence."

>"Uh-huh. We gotta come up with a way to get you outta here."

"Get out of here?"

>"Of course! You weren't gonna actually duel with Collishaw Cueball, were you?"

"Well…"

>"He's a sherrif! Have you even shot a pistol before?"

"W-well, I mean, I've always supported gun rights, I just never, uh-"

>"What?"

"No."

>"Nonermous, you gotta get outta town. Only the princess can help you sort this thing out."

"Well, I'm not sure how that's supposed to work out. I'm not allowed on the train, remember?"

>"You could… walk to Marenberg."

"Fritter, I've walked from here to Darkstar's Mountain and from Darkstar's Mountain to here. I almost died both times, and that's only halfway to Marenberg."

>Fritter groans

>"Well, there's gotta be a way to sneak you onto that train."

"Well…"

>"What?"

"No…"

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 No.2945

>>2944

>this shit again

>on the one hand, this disguise is much cleaner than the one made by a mare whose talent had been magically sucked out or whatever

>on the other hand, you were heading to the far north that time

>so a total body-cover made sense

>but this is the desert

>what are you supposed to be?

>a pony muslim?

>walking is slower work this time as well

>you've got to be considerate of Razzie

>who is, at present, blindly crawling with you under your burqa

>Apple Fritter keeps walking on ahead of you

>she pauses while you catch up, fidgeting with her hooves awkwardly

>it takes a while

>but eventually you do reach the ticket window

>behind the ticket mare leers a scarred desperado

>"Hol' it right thar, Apple Fritter. Who's the bathrobe?"

>Fritter points at you

>"Uh, who, her? This is my good friend, uh, App…u…la…"

>the thug seems skeptical

>"Ahuh. An' how 'bout I see yer friend's face?"

>Fritter snorts

>"Sun, no! The, uh… sun, it's… bad for… her… skin."

>the desperado's eyebrow is now cocked to an impressive height

>Fritter's eyes are darting between you and the ticket window

>"She's uh… a vampire."

>you hwut lassie girl

>that's it

>you're gonna spend the rest of your life in a desert jail cell

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 No.2946

>>2945

>you're awoken early by somebody pounding on your door

>predictably, somebody turns out to be Apple Fritter

>you figure she wants to know if you've got another plan to escape

>but…

>"Give me Sombra."

"Huh?"

>"Come on now, you know darn well if Cueball finds him in here he can lock you up."

>you spend a few seconds rubbing the sleep out of your eyes

"Uh, sure."

>you grab Sombra's crystal off of the counter

"Hey, bud. You're gonna go away with Apple Fritter for a little while, okay?"

>Sombra stares down Fritter for a moment

>"Mm. Good."

"Wow. You're that happy to get away from me, huh?"

>"Yes."

>dick

>you shake your head and hand him off to Fritter

>"Thanks Nonermous. I'll, uh, see you around."

>with that, she - almost literally - gallops off

"Wait, that's it? You showed up awful early, you know."

>without stopping, she yells over her shoulder

>"You'll be fine, Nonermous. Dismule's coming over!"

>what?

>you spend a minute or two looking out the door to see if Dismule does indeed show up

>he doesn't

>you shake your head and close the door

>and nearly trip on Razzie

>"What was that about?"

"Sombra's going away for a little while."

>"Why?"

"I, uh, don't really know. Look, it's still-"

>you look at the clock

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 No.2947

>>2946

>you're woken up again by more knocking on the door

>at least the sun is all the way up this time

>you get the door

"Apple Fritter, I'm grateful for the help, but-"

>an old, magnanimous burro is cocking his head up at you

"Oh, hey Dismule."

>"Mornin', Anawn."

"Come on in, I haven't seen you since I got back."

>"Don't mind if I do."

>Dismule saunters in and drops a heavy bag on the table

>"'Smy unnerstandin', Anawn, yer in a spot o' trouble."

"Yeah… a, uh, little bit. Did Apple Fritter put you up to this?"

>Dismule snorts

>"Apple Fritter's a silly little filly. Tried to stop me. Thinks yer gonna make it outta this town afore the duel."

"Y-yeah?"

>"So yer first problem…"

>out of the big heavy bag, a smaller heavy bag plops on the table

>"Y'ain't got the bits fer a week. Wal, now ya do."

>that bag

>it's full of bits

"Dismule, this isn't from your dream-money, is it? The castle in Canterlot?"

>he snorts

>"Anawn, if a burro cain't spare some change fer his friends, he ain't a rich burro, no matter how many bits he's got."

"Dismule…"

>"Take it, it ain't hardly nothin'. I'm still far an' away the richest burro in Equestria."

"Th-thanks."

>"Yup. Now yer second problem…"

>out of the big heavy bag…

>a revolver

>"I heard ya don't know how ta shoot. I kin show ya."

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 No.2948

>>2947

>"Awright, first thing's first, Nonermous. Safety rules, so ya don't shoot nobody 'cept for Collishaw Cueball."

"Okay. Lay it on me."

>"Rule number one, don't never point that thing at nobody or no thing ya don't mean to shoot."

"Okay."

>"An' I mean never. No matter if it's loaded, an' no matter if it's cocked. Ya never know, an' accidents happen."

"Right. Yeah. That makes sense."

>"Rule number two, keep yer hoof - er, claw - er, ahuh, finger, offa the trigger til it's pointin' at somebody or some thing ya mean to shoot."

"All right."

>"Rule number three, don't never cock the hammer til it's pointed at somebody or some thing ya mean to shoot."

"Yeah, okay."

>"That's it."

"There's nothing about a, uh, safety?"

>"A hwat, boy?"

"Never mind."

>Dismule causes a cylinder with six holes in it to slide sideways out of the gun

>with incredible dexterity for someone so old and so finger-less, he inserts a bullet into each hole

>he sticks the cylinder back in, and looks at you

>"Awright. Make sure that littleun of yours is coverin' her ears."

>Razzie is laying on her back

>her hooves are all spread out as wide as she can get them

>like she's trying to photosynthesize or something

"Hey, Razzie, how you doing over there?"

>"I like the sky."

"Yeah?"

>"I don't ever want to live underground again."

"You won't have to. Listen, can you cover your ears for me? It's about to get loud here."

>"Yes, Anon."

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 No.1965[Reply]

The other one hit the bump limit

Switch your theme to "Tomorrow" Anons.

Welcome to the Late Night Lounge, hang your hat and coat on the racks, and have a drink.

Time to unwind from writing for a little bit.

What's going on in your lives mates?

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 No.2893

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 No.2896

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 No.2936

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Lets have some pony music in the pony writing thread.




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 No.790[Reply]

There was a lovely one of these a while back on that other board. I'd like to see if I can't revive it. Hopefully I can get in touch with two of those writers and get permission to repost some things.

Herd Thread, for those who haven't guessed, is about Anon in a relationship with multiple/many ponies. Generally, this is based on the idea that there are a ton of females, and not terribly many males, but it's more of a guideline than a rule.

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 No.2854

Is Hawkeye ded?


 No.2861

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Bad meme


 No.2866

>>2736

Just read ch 15. Write faster faggot, I hate when you leave us all on a cliffhanger and we don't hear from you for months. We need the next part ASAP.


 No.2934

Are you liv Hawkeye? We're still here and waiting for the next chapter.


 No.2935

Yo buddy, you still alive?




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 No.2808[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 10, 1, 9, 3 = 23 (4d10)

Not writing anything right now? Then roll, nigger.

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 No.2852

>>2851

>the brightness level in your room tells you that it's long past morning

>actually, it's telling you that this isn't your room at all

>or even your home

>the dingy brown walls have been replaced with clean white ones

>bright white lights overhead almost overpower the Sunlight pouring in through a window that's much too clean to be yours

>and…

>and…

"Twilight?"

<"Lyra! You're awake!"

"I noticed. But where…?"

<"You're still in Canterlot Castle. This is Princess Celestia's personal hospital."

"What was I doing in… How long…?"

<"Oh, not long. Just about a day or so."

>"Not quite. The exact count was eighteen hours, twelve minutes, and twenty-one seconds."

>Moon Dancer waves at you from the foot of the immaculate bed you're lying in

"Huh…"

>you're racking your brain now

>trying to remember something

>something rather important

"H-hey… shouldn't you both be… asleep right now?"

>Twilight laughs

<"Well, we did stay up all night, but it's morning now, Lyra."

"No… I played you to the top of the mountain…"

<"Lyra, try to stay relaxe-"

"And beyond the mountain! I played you to the sky… To the stars! We danced in the Sun together, you, me, everyone! And then…"

>"And then you collapsed."

<"And Twinkleshine galloped onstage to help."

"Twinkleshine? But why…?"

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 No.2853

>>2852

The end. On the off chance you ever want to read this again, you can do so here: https://pastebin.com/BbDY7wb8

Now someone else do a roll already.


 No.2855

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Here's some genre-based roll and writes for you lazy niggers.


 No.2901

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Just a comment about the 'main character' roll. I can I bend the rules slightly by suggesting 'Anonymous' as a character?

Or am I braking the rules? I've got a good roll and a good story but I write better if the protag is Anonymous, rather than an established character.


 No.2902

>>2901

OP here. I don't give a fuck if you strictly stick to the rules or not. If you need to replace your main character roll with Anon, then do it. If you need to replace any of your rolls with something else, then do it. If you start writing and realize that your story is veering away from your roll, that's fine. If you take inspiration from a roll and then write something that doesn't include anything that you rolled for, that's fine too. The important thing here is that you write something.




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 No.2538[Reply]

The other Flutterrape thread broke. 404'd or some shit. Anyway:

>What is Flutterrape?

Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.

Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy

Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy

Add for Skype: flutter.priest

Old thread: >>()

Thread Archive: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Flutterrape/

////

>How do I start writing?

Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.

Writing Guides:

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 No.2797

I guess this place isn't a bad replacement if the other one goes tits up.


 No.2798

>>2797

It's really a comfy board man.


 No.2799

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Another raid? Motherfucker. The EU's Schengen Area is less porous to undesirables than 4chin's anti-spamming 'algorithms'…


 No.2804

>>2799

I await the migrants


 No.2883

lol




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 No.651[Reply]

Time to dump some greentext.

Mlp related or not, post em'.

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RIP this board


 No.2722

>>2720

We're undead, shhhh


 No.2725

>>2720

We're not ded shuddup


 No.2880

>>2725

Aaaa! Zombies!


 No.2882

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>>1041

No idea if this will go anywhere, but I wanted to post it to point out that yes, I still come here, and yes I still think about ponies.

- - -

>Roasting Hops examined her cage.

Perhaps Anon will rescue her.

>Perhaps he will kill me.

Their second breakup hadn't been pleasant. At least both parties knew they'd broken up.

>Had she lied the first time, considering she never told him anything?

>How long did it take for him to realize she'd run away?

Now the mafia was after her. She hadn't been told why. But she rotted in this cage in a stone dungeon deeply embedded into a cave accessible only by a gate-spell.

>At least the water was fresh, and the hole that served as a toilet was deep.

>Anon read the letter, and wept.

>"We got the girl. Haven't found the Hops matriarch nor picked those damnable locks

>"But the power behind the throne can't be far. We'll get our cut in a few days.

>"Here's a lock of hair if you meet a relative. Upper Crust has already been sold out.

>"The Kirin, but they wanted him cut. Mountain oysters, anypony?"

This isn't what Anon wanted. Roastie had left him, had left crime. But now? Somehow the pony mafia had decided she was worth a lot of money to her elders … obviously not knowing they had all died years ago. That in reality she WAS her elders.

>The time for action is now.

>They will all die for this.

There was a moment of uncertainty. What if Roastie didn't want him back? What if she "let" him rescue her, just to run away a decade later? All smiles and sweaty sex, then gone like she'd evaporated?

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 No.344[Reply]

CHAOSIS PLEASE DONT DELETE THIS

Saw some guys in the Dazzling thread were talking MTG, let's chat.

Hope you don't mind if we get a little /tg/ in here

So guys, whatcha Building?

Playing?

'Mirin'?

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 No.2142

>>2136

If you look at a legacy delver list, you'll get the same feeling. It's just efficient creatures and good spells. But the tempo that you set up is usually enough to just get there.


 No.2217

I have a question about the current state of Modern, I keep hearing that if they ban "Fetch lands" there would be improvement, but I'm not able to fully see the impact of such a ban would be.

What is likely to happen?


 No.2281

>>2217

From my understanding, it's to slow the game down some to keep from going into YGO's one turn kill territory.

At the same time, I don't like that games depend whether or not you get mana screwed, so obviously I wouldn't call for fetch land bans. It's perfect mana fixing, but if left unchecked you'll have 4-5 color decks running rampant. Much like in frontier. Now, you take away the fetch lands and suddenly the game slows down, but also it keeps the game from going wild.

At least that's what i think


 No.2842

bump


 No.2843

Prison Deck Anon, where are you?




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 No.2782[Reply]

Looks like 4chan is at it again with another existential crisis.

As for those that are fleeing from /mlp/, welcome to /gtpone/. We're board that's open to the culture that was on /mlp/.

Are we gonna shill on /mlp/ or what?

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 No.2827

>>2787

Cant really call /mlp/ home at this point, its dying because mods and outsiders wish to see it dead. And no one but /mlp/ cares about /mlp/. I wish that everyone made a collective jump ship back when the board was still mostly active but by the time that happens, either by choice or by force, the damage to our numbers will already be done. Anons always complained that there was no where else to go because /mlp/ is the most active and everywhere else was dead, never realizing that if everyone moves at once then the new home becomes the most active. Its simply the attachment to the memories and the now dead legacy of /mlp/ that is killing the community of /mlp/. By the time G4 ends there's no doubt that the board will be all but destroyed, and any fool who thinks the mods and the soon to be 4channel era is going to let /mlp/ have a renaissance with G5 is naive. They'll delete /mlp/ before letting it come back to life, not that they wont delete anyway. Sorry for the rambling.


 No.2829

>>2827

It's a tough thing to go through, especially now with all the fucking raids that happen way too regularly.


 No.2830

>>2827

>>2829

how do we fix the pone community


 No.2831

>>2830

>fix

It'd be like trying to fix a horse with a broken leg, except that the horse has several gaping infected wounds all over with all of its limbs in the final stages of gangrene, while also being old enough to be dead twice over.

Just get the shotgun already. Anons have asked this question time and time again. No one has ever solved it.


 No.2832

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>>2830

Here is my two cents.

1.Make pony fun again, the negativity culture has gotten out of hand. No one is going to care about a fandom that isn't fun. Yes the show has gone sour, but honestly the fandom propped it up more than it propped its self up for years now. When G4 ends then there will be no excuses but to make content.

2.Spread pony memes and influence, pony got so fucking big in the golden years because it spread itself where ever it could, however it could. No one cared about the autism in the golden years because the fandom used to revel in it, and thus spread itself like a cancer, a good cancer. Who cares about the normalfag and internet bitching, any publicity is good, cant get new blood if no one knows we exist.

>inb4 muh cringe, we are not autistic, i don't want to be associated with…

3.We need a new /mlp/, because right now the board that was once the central hub of the fandoms ideas and content is nothing more than a slew of miserable bump festing prisoners now. The fandoms partly dying because /mlp/ is dying. I have the source code that was used to make /mlpol/ but i know nothing about coding. But a new central pony site has to be made, one that can be wild, free, and autistic like the golden age /mlp/.




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 No.2581[Reply]

Post all your cancerous pone shit here, help promote the board.

Also, ask a Former BO that got the board back, anything.

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 No.2690

>>2648

I haven't seen the new season


 No.2692

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Obligatory post.

Does this board have rules on visual porn? I should go look for a rules thread. Been too long since I looked at the catalog.


 No.2693

>>2692

Ye, you can post porn without spoilering it. Chaois is cool like that


 No.2784

Hi here is shit post


 No.2796

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 No.2750[Reply]

fiddy get

50



 No.2652[Reply]

write the poney shit

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 No.2657

>>2656

no write something better then that


 No.2658

but that is the end-all be-all story


 No.2659

anon is a keldeo, captured and trained by a master trainer for years, but finds himself separated by some pokemon plot bullshit

keldeo gets mistaken for a ponor while fuckin around trying to figure shit out

bam, write it


 No.2746

write the poney shit anons

I fucking dare you


 No.2748

poney shit or poney's shit?




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