>>90
Ouch. Alright, you won this one OP.
>You're in the marketplace part of town in Ponyville, passing through to give a friend of yours a visit.
>Walking by all the stands set up, selling various items, you hear a pony shouting.
>"RARE MAGIC ITEM FOR SALE! ONLY TWENTY BITS!"
>Rare Magic Item? Pff, she can do better than that.
>You walk by the caramel color unicorn with a brown mane with streaks of a lighter brown.
>Really admire her green eyes.
>"RARE MAGIC ITEM FOR SALE!" She shouts, grabbing no ones attention but your own.
>The curiosity gets the better of you.
>Plus, she's kinda cute, maybe you can get a coffee date out of her.
>You walk over to her, a smug grin on your face.
"Tell me about this magic item."
>You look down at the counter eyeing an amulet.
>"It's an ancient amulet that provides what's lacking in your life."
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've got my bases covered."
>"You sure?"
"Yep. Totally sure."
>"Well, if you're sooo sure, why don't you buy it? If nothing interesting happens by the end of the month, return it to me and I'll give you a full refund."
"Well, that sounds all fine and dandy. Alright, I'll take you up on that deal."
>She squees while beaming.
>"Twenty bits please!"
>You dig into your pocket and get the needed currency out then place it on the counter.
>Grab the amulet and put it in your chest pocket of your dress shirt.
"We'll see how this holds up, in the meantime, let's grab coffee sometime."
>She giggles into a hoof, her cheeks a rosy red from blushing.
>"Why me? There's plenty of other mares."
"One, I want to know the personality that comes with your cute face."
>She averts her eyes, her cheeks now a deep red as she rubs the back of her neck, chuckling nervously.
>"You're too kind."
"And two, why someone would sell an amulet that provides what they're lacking in life. Seems like you've got it made."
>"Yeah, don't need it anymore, just wanna pass on the blessing y'know?"
"Alright. So, coffee at The Mean Bean Lounge tomorrow at eleven?"
>"Sure thing."
"My name's Anon," you say, presenting your hand for a shake.
>"Cookie Surprise, nice to meet you."
"Look forward to see you again."
>"Me too."
>You carry on with your day.
>Get ran over by a passing taxi.
>Die in the hospital.
>Wake back up in Equestria in your house.
>Find out you're immortal to an extent.
>Everything went better than expected.