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/gulag/ has been claimed in the name of /leftypol/. Capitalists tremble!

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 No.206


>Be me.

>Been a really good boy and saved up 100 GBP all week.
>Now I can dine on awesome tendies ALL WEEKEND.
>Lunch goes rad, got a nice hot plate of tendies and sauce.
>Later on my tummie starts to grumble, and I know its din din time.
>Leave my room and head downstairs.
>"Mommie, mommie its time for din din, its tendie time!"
>Mommie is on the couch watching wrestling with another new daddy
>Lazy fucking bitch, but who cares as long as I get my tendies.
>"Sorry Anon, you know the rules, tendies only once a day as per the GBP Bylaw Section 666, article 69, go make some bagel bytes and leave my friend and I alone for a bit"
>Fucking liar!!There is no such rule on the GBP Chart, and fucking Bagel Bytes? What an insult.
>She will learn…
>Wait 2 hours past my beddie bye time.
>Grab my pee pee spittoon and my hidden pair of mommies soiled undies to wear as a superhero mask.
>Interrupt her and new daddy playing on the couch.
>"LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, CHICKEN TENDERS IS WHAT I DESIRE!"
>Start spinning around like the Tasmanian Devil spraying my pee pee all over the place.
>New daddy is screaming, mommie is crying.


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