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/gulag/ has been claimed in the name of /leftypol/. Capitalists tremble!

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 No.325

Yeah, that's right. A gnostic atheist with an IQ of 162 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was eight. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded – which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of Japanese cartoons. You don't even have the spine to embrace your own culture.

What's worse is how all of you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.

I hate every one of you, and I have little doubt that if I ever met any of you in a debate I could smash your intellects beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.

 No.326

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>>325

I don't see you working


 No.327

>You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted.

If you are going to be arrogant about your intellect, you could at least use the semicolon properly.

(Semicolons separate two independent clauses; "the mark of a mind wasted" has no verb and is thus a dependent clause. Try a regular colon next time instead of being a presumptuous inbred fuckwad that wants to appear smarter than you are.)


 No.328

>>325

Dude is this the nerdy navy seal rant?


 No.331

>>327

You replied to a pasta there, m8.

>>328

It sure fucking is!

>>328


 No.332

>>331

He even changed the order of the sentences so that idiots would be confused.


 No.384

We have the Cheka for a reason, faggot.

Get back to work.




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