Hey fillies, did you taste the choc donut that looks like shit, yet? Here's my quick sales pitch.
Look at this cute cartoon horse (that is me), even she eats them every day! This stuff is healthy for you, and tastes great. Don't worry, it may not be real poop, and totally not made by me.
If you have anything to ask about this, just leave a message here. You know where you'll find me, if you're shy and want to contact me personally. Teehee!
I just want the best for you, because you're my best friends. There are many trolls around, be very careful with them.