/hebe/ - Girls

Being fit doesnt help my ugly face, balding hair, or the fact im barely over 5 feet

Go fuck yourself

>>84832

Agreed.

>>84836

Bitch, being cut is your ONLY chance. Go get them muscles so you can get the lolis.

>>84832

Beard or not ? lolis like that or im wrong ?

>>84839

They do like it.

When you kiss a loli on her cheek and she says that "it tickles" it's a great feeling.

No neckbeards though. Style that shit and trim it.

>>84836

Sorry i laughed at this comment and woke my daughter up.

I'm already too buff as it is, don't want to overdo it.

>>84841

do you engage in lewd acts with your daughter?

>>84832

Together we can achieve our hebe dreams

>>84836

A fit body overcomes practically any face.

And if you're balding, just go bald already. Bald is sexy, much better than desperately trying to hold onto hair that isn't there anymore.

Short height sucks but if you're pedo, it really doesn't matter at all as you'll be taller than pretty much anyone in that age range anyway. Hebe probably matters but unless you're a midget, a cut body can overcome any height.

Either way, you have NOTHING to lose by getting fit whatsoever and you have no excuse to not try to reach your own physical peak.

>>85317

kek

Bump for the most worthwhile thread on the board. We need less creepy looking fuckers. Less turbomanlets too, but you can stay if you're at least willing to try. Even if God does personally hate you. Even if I do, too.

Little girls (girls in general) are more about how a guy feels for them. Physical, emotional, and his emotions for her. They prefer a guy like a pillow, over a guy with perfect abs. (The whole dad bud movement goes in that direction.) They want to feel secure and loved.

>> Are you getting fit to give those beautiful girls out there something to look at in return?

You're assuming that girls are just like boys.

They're looking for good husband/father material. Your looks aren't so important.

>>94829

>>94833

>Implying any girl would feel secure or loved with a fat ass

Make excuses all day, nerds. Even if you were right about what the girls think, society at large prefers /fit/ dudes and will think less of you for not being /fit/. It will also be more inclined to believe you're a pedo and more concerned about that fact if they begin to suspect it. Fit, beautiful people can get away with anything.

>>94839

>tfw you finally want Jeff to stay

We've come full circle. Right around. Round. Like a cookie.

>>94829

this is false. Do you know any little girls? I work at a kid's camp and the girls gravitate to a guy. He has clear skin, amazing smile, tall handsome and in shape. Girls try to impress him. They try to be in his group when we did activities. They even got jealous at other girls he gave attention to. I'm average, but average means nothing next to perfect.

Look at scientific studies about physical attraction. All humans respond to beauty.

>>94833

No. Girls value looks. Show them Gary Busey vs Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. Which do you think they would more likely approach?

Besides since females have basically more rights than men now they don't have to be with ugly old men (unless he is famous or rich). Pay attention to girls they do care about looks.

>>84832

When I had a couple of loli girls coming over almost every day, I was super motivated to lose weight. I loved playing with them, especially picking them up and running around with them on my shoulders and stuff.

But then the condition that allowed them to come over changed, and I dropped my diet, and gained all my weight back. Still have some of the muscle mass at least.

Shit's depressing, yo.

>>94839

She definitely wants his dick.

>>94839

Imagine her stroking his abs while passionately sucking his cock.

As long as you are not fat, old or real ugly you can easily get them just by paying attention to them and making them laugh.

Seriously, lolis are way easier than women.

Getting fit will achieve nothing with lolis, they prefer effeminate teens with abs anyways.

Maybe if you are an insecure tard it's worth it.

>>95468

What is gay about a girl sucking a guys cock?

I am fit. I lost a lot of pounds back then and was pretty skinny and now I'm considering going back being skinny if I don't like the next month results.

>>95261

>I don't get girls because I'm not a pathetic faggot cunt like yourself afraid of women

Okay

As a girl fucker, we need to be prepared to protect ourselves against antis. I had guys

approach me in a park because I was watching their slutty whore daughters. I am in shape and have concealed carry.

>>95513

agreed. this comment needs to be etched into every loli lovers brain.

>>94829

lie. dont beLIEve that "societal" bs.