/hebe/ - Girls

Can someone explain to me how to do this? My younger sister uses Kik but other than that I know nothing of it. How would you even go about finding girls? Screen grabs of the conversations would be great. Help a fellow fucked up brother out.

>>87872

>Go on Omegle

>Put in random garbage for an interest "adfasldkfjajwer8sdf"

>Get put in a random pool of other people who aren't bots

The chances of you finding someone there are pretty damn high, I've found probably 5-10 qt's in the past week or so

>>88254

Great. But Kik...

>>88254

What interests do you use anon?

>>88261

You've got the edge Anon. If they're young, they'll be impressed by just about anything.

>I drive

>I've gotten in a fist fight in a bar

>I drink/smoke

It doesn't have to be true, most of them are ditsy

>>88357

Typically just random garbage

>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>flsadkfjalsdfkjasldfjasd

>aaaaaaaaaadklfasjdflkashefiawehrawer

Try this guide, written by me:

http://www.miniurls.co/IwGd

>>88420

I don't get it, using random garbage interests doesn't connect with anyone, then it tries to find someone without an interest?

>>88488

It's just a picture of a girl and a cat.

>>88489

Yes. If you've ever been on Omegle without an interest, 90% is bots, 9% are dudes. I've found that if your interest doesn't work, it seems to dump you into a pool of other people who didn't find anyone with their interests. There's no bots, and there's a lot more girls it seems, a lot of them between the ages of 12-16

I actually got a cam girl on omegle. I am pretty sure she was teen... Maybe 18 and still living with her parents or something cause she got busted big time xD

>>87872

Kik is for FBI and the people the FBI catch.

>>88536

Your tin foil hat is cutting off the circulation to your brain.

>>88536

Still waiting for real #s to come out about how most caught in stings are other agents, working "undercover" as they say.

>>87872

i prefer Instagram.

you'd be surprised how any attention-starved qts you'll stumble across.

>>90103

This is OP, and I have followed a lot of cutes on IG, but I only regularly talk to one of them, and she's not really very pretty, a six at best. I mean, it's nice to have an extra girl to talk to, but that's all it is. She does want my D, but she lives halfway across the country, so I can't give her my D, now, can I? Nope.

A lot of the girls on IG, also, for whatever reason, spend a whole lot of time being mopey, or obsessing over terribly stupid shit. Sometimes I even see stupid yaoi sorta shit in my fucking feed. That's another thing, it's a SJW minefield. Those sick fucks (the SJWs) have corrupted a whole fucking lot of early teens. God fucking damn.

I feel like I'm fucking up and need a new Instagram strat. Because as it stands, I'm not even finding enough time to really use it! The best I'm getting is talking to some girls from Instagram and elsewhere on Snapchat, and having them be really flaky with their response rate. Which makes me a sad panda. And I'm barely using Kik at all.

Fuck, the only interaction I had with a qt today was when I posted a response to a comment by one on one of my YouTube videos. And her comment was basically a few sentences worth of "Fuck you." She didn't literally say "fuck you," but she did use "fuck" at least twice.

...I miss my lgf... God damn it, why can't I just have her back? On that note, time to drown the pain in sleep.

cur. lv/rxbqn

Just don't be autistic about it.

>>88536

[citation needed]

>>88648

>>93590

kek

kikfriends dot com you fools

>>88500

I can't believe you fell for that crap.