No.93967
Just to lighten the mood a little, maybe?
No.93969
Kek. I'm totally for this thread.
No.93970
>>93967
Some of these were stolen from right here...hope you enjoy (and I'm doin' this right).
No.93972
>>93967
Another stolen punchline from here in River City.
No.93973
>>93967
I kinda' messed up the punchline on this one.
No.93975
>>93967
The OP really cracked me up with this line!
No.93976
>>93967
Wish I had cropped this pic better.
No.93977
>>93967
Another punchline that that had me rollin'.
No.93979
>>93967
Yea, I know, not quite hebe, but...
No.93980
>>93967
Another that pushes the hebe limit, then I'll try to get back on topic.
No.93985
>>93967
Another pushin' the hebe envelope.
No.93986
File: 1448678636867.jpg (185.35 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Devilishly Cunning Temptat….jpg)
>>93967
OK, slightly closer to hebe...
No.93989
>>93967
Off topic again, but I think it might be worth the laugh.
No.93990
>>93967
Feel free to join the fun. Please, no SJW or other crap...just have a laugh.
No.93993
>>93971
>>93975
>>93979
>>93980
Nice job, anon. Top kek quality.
No.94000
File: 1448684219841.jpg (593.66 KB, 1500x998, 750:499, As If I Could Give A Shit.jpg)
>>93967
I don't have a dog in the G-ver fight...I just thought the sample pic that I used as a base for this made a great starting point for my attitude toward some of my co-workers and customers.
No.94002
>>93967
It was ironic that the OP just happened to include seven pix in the post I stole these from.
No.94014
>>93990
It's the anti-hebe board troll again. She's posing as a hebe and making vulgar posts in an attempt to make hebe's look bad.
No.94045
>>94014
Wrong on both of your assumptions.
Try moving your tampon string to a different spot, it is affecting your speech.
No.94077
What's so great about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
No.94089
>>93967
Here's another joke I pirated from this site a couple of months ago.
No.94091
>>94077
Love that one too, but it's kinda' difficult to find a good group pic with exactly the right number and 'flavor".
No.94100
I love that post so much do you have the link to download that video?
No.94137
>>94014
Where the fuck did you get that from the post? Some of you fags LOVE drama.
No.94149
File: 1448757734314.jpg (698.3 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, LISEDF 003 - TPI S1 227 An….jpg)
>>94137
You're right. I had a hard time figuring out how I was "picking on people" with these jokes also, so I suppose it's the drama factor. I figured it would've been one of the torture, maim, and kill trolls that attacked this thread first. Anyway, Ana in the accompanying pic wants to share something with you folks.
No.94153
>>93967
Stole this line from someone at another place I used to hang out at.
No.94263
>>93967
Some great caption opportunities with the pics from this loli.
No.94264
>>93967
Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock,
gets jizzed on all over he.........
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a
google image search.
No.94278
>>93970
Thanks for the props. I posted a majority of the captions you used in a joke thread a while back. Keep up the good work if ya got more.
No.94281
File: 1448807341960.jpg (708.81 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Textually Suggestive Messa….jpg)
>>94278
I'm glad I capped the text from your posts.
Here's another that had me rollin'
No.94291
>>94278
Pic related to another joke I stole from your thread:
My daughter said she wanted to be a porn star.
"Are you sure? " I said, "your best years are
behind you now, you'll be 11 next year. "
No.94300
>>93967
Sorry, a little outside the board topic range.
No.94308
>>93986
would you be able to tell me the name of the girl in that picture
No.94323
File: 1448816619167.jpg (946.54 KB, 1608x1068, 134:89, NS Krissy - Not As Dangero….jpg)
>>94308
Newstar-Krissy
Here's a shopped version from another set.
My original shopped version is
too dangerous to post at this place.
No.94324
>>93967
Back to the jokes.
No.94344
>>94328
Try using your head
as something other
than a counter-weight
for your ass.
No.94347
>>93967
Wasn't gonna' do this joke
here in hebe-land, but now
that the thread is under attack
I figured, what the hell.
No.94364
>>94014
>>94328
If you're gonna' attack my thread,
the least you could do is show up
to the fight with something more
than dim wits, a limp dick, and
granny-tranny pics.
No.94383
>>94328
This guys seriously loves sharing pics of his mum
No.94393
>>94328
Don't be doin' that shit
in front of the kidz!
No.94410
>>93967
OP here. I hate when the weekend is
almost over and I have to start thinkin'
'bout RL shit again. If y'all think of
anymore jokes that I could match with
a pic, please drop it here ... I'll check
back when I can. Thanks for lettin' me
have my Andy Warhol moment.
No.95448
A pic with "Jessi" would have really
nailed this one, but I couldn't find a
useful one from the recent stuff, and
I'm too lazy to go hunting through 8TB
of files right now.
No.98862
Just maintain a smooth
flow with the traffic.
No.98867
I just love it when we
find new ways to make
old games fun again!
No.98874
This one is almost SFW...
... almost.
No.98895
North Pole neighbor girl.
No.98994
The slightly less
offensive version
of the original joke.
No.98999
>>94077
What's so great about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Still haven't found a pic with the correct count...
...so we'll settle for this one even though it's
a couple loliez short.
No.99004
Wish I could've shared
my original shopped
version of this pic.
I suppose y'all can just
use your imaginations
to "fill in the void".
No.99007
Don't you hate it when
you get caught lookin' ?
No.99010
Just a walk in the park.
And this one has a
petting zoo!
No.99069
Great thread, keep 'em coming!!
No.99116
HOLY CRAP!
This one took a lot
of work I have a
new respect for
commercial artists!
No.99130
>>99007
That is such an old joke. I always heard it as a guy giving the girl a dollar to climb a tree.
>>99116
The last part was gross, fuck that shit.
No.99133
File: 1451275210815.jpg (179.95 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Spreading A Little Sunshin….jpg)
>>99130
OK. Actually all of these jokes
are older than fuckin dirt, but
hell, this is just for fun.
Love it or hate it; doesn't matter.
Thanx for lookin anyway.
Maybe my next joke or story is
closer to what you want to see
or hear.
Anyway ... time to split again.
The fuckin RLW is already
demanding my attention
for this week.
Andy
No.99195
A little girl ran up to her uncle and said "Uncle uncle, you'll never guess what today is!" He said "Oh I know, it's your birthday, right?" She says "yes that's right but you'll never guess how OLD I am!" He says "I bet I can guess, drop your panties". She does and he immediately sticks a finger in her pussy and says "You're 9 right". She amazed and says "That's RIGHT, but how did you know!?" He says, "eh, I heard you talking to your dad".
No.99249
>>99004
Ive beat off so much looking at this girl....I wished she was still making new sets.
Hottest damn bod ever!
No.99447
No.99470
A lady comes home to find her daughter counting out money on her bed.
"Have you been out playing with boys for money again," she asks?
"Uh huh," the girl proudly replies. "Now I've got $13.57...and a hundred dollar bill."
"A $100 bill!?! Who gave you a $100 bill?"
"They all did. Oh, and by the way, I own my own Toys R Us now."
No.99472
This one came from a hustler magazine years ago.
Does hustler still make jokes about kids? I would think that today they wouldn't risk it and I don't read that filth anymore.
-----
The kindergarten teacher was horrified to find little Abby sitting in a puddle of urine in class. Trying not to get angry with the little girl, she said, "Oh Abby, why didn't you put your hand up?"
The little girl replied. "I did! But the pee ran through my fingers."
No.99473
Here's another minorly offensive one that probably won't make a good picture.
----------
A little girl saw a clown having a break by itself on the outskirts of the fair. She said, "Mr. Clown! Show me a magic trick please?" The clown looked at her and said, "Well, ok. but it's a special trick. I need you to pull up your skirt and push down your panties, turn around and bend over."
Not knowing any better, the little girl complied. After a second, she felt something pushing up against her anus. The clown said, "Do you feel my thumb pushing up your asshole?" The little girl said, "Yes! I feel it!"
The clown then waved both his thumbs before her face and said, "Taa-daa!"
No.99478
No.99483
One day way back when I was in middle school the cutie from nextdoor insisted that I come over and keep her company until her parents got home. I'd heard rumors that she REALLY liked playing with boys, so with high hopes I went with her.
So she takes me to her bedroom and the entire room is filled with fluffy toys. Giant teddy bears up high, hundreds of little dolls on the floor, and countless stuffed animals of all sizes on shelves filling in the spaces in between.
After a few hours of serious fun I was limping toward the door when I asked, "So...how was I?"
She thought for a moment, then shrugged and said, "Eh...I guess you can take anything from the bottom shelf."
No.99508
Thanx for the mid-week laugh!
I really needed that right now.
I might see if I can match these
up with a pic some time in the next
day or so, if my RWL stops being
such a pain in my ass.
BTW, >99447 , her name is Angelica.
From the sorta' now defunct
The People Image agency.
Lots still out there on Usenet, chans,
and BBS
No.99510
I would give her some money to play with her in her bed
No.99729
>>99529
your momma does too
No.99768
>>99529
Thanx for the inspiration!
No.99916
>>99472 After I read your post
I found a dedicated joke page
on the Hustler web site. No
jokes specifically about kids
so far, but some great lines
that might be able to be adapted.
Anyway, here's a slight paraphrase
of the joke from your post.
No.99919
... and she's almost hebe, too.
No.99930
Definitely not hebe, but
too fuckin' funny ...
No.100048
>>99472
Yeah, Hustler had some pretty good "Chester the molester" jokes. They stopped doing them years ago though.
No.100049
Two 6-year-olds were playing in the park one day.
Suddenly the little boy dropped his pants and underwear and proudly exclaimed "I've got one of these!"
The little girl smiled, hiked up her dress, pulled her panties down and said "SO. I have one of these, and daddy says with one of these I can have as many of those as I want!!"
No.100096
No.100154
Sorry, this one is kinda'
long winded and the
storyboard got messy,
but I've been wantin' to
do this joke for a while.
No.100161
How about a slight paraphrase
of your joke >>100049
No.100166
>>99483 Right after I
finished this caption I
realized I probably have
a pic of Kate with a
big stuffed animal too.
No.100180
>>99470 Based on your
original. Hope you like it.
No.100232
>>100166
>>100180
Good artists borrow, great ones steal. Anything involving happy smiling cuties and humor puts a smile on my face, so thanks. I stole the fluffy toy one from Jackie Martling and the Toys-R-Us one from an old friend. Probably best if they're put to some use, like this next one. More of a story than a joke, and it could certainly use some work, so feel free.
Mr Cooper hands out cucumbers and condoms to his 5th grade class for sex ed. Before she begins the lesson little Becky puts her hand up.
"Mr Cooper? Um...mine's really big. I'm gonna need a Magnum for this one."
Shortly after that her friend Vicky holds up her awkwardly-shaped cucumber, giggling hysterically as she turns it over and shows it to her girlfriends. "Hey, who does this remind you of?"
A half dozen girls stare briefly at the crooked banana-shaped vegetable before bursting out in laughter, at which point Mr Cooper breaks out in a cold sweat, praying that none of his other students suspect anything.
Kids really are growing up fast these days. Thank goodness. Happy 2016!
No.100288
>>100232 Thanks you again.
I wouldn't claim great or even good. This whole exercise is mostly a stress reliever to escape from my RWL for a few hours.
Everything here is courtesy of somebody else. The few lines I have ever come up with myself, like >>94344 are based on responses to all the ass-bags, err, I mean customers and co-workers in my RWL.
Even the criticism on some of this stuff is cool with me. Anon >>99130 was right about >>99116 , it was gross and the joke needed to be done in a simpler way.
I'm still lookin' for pix to go with some of the other jokes:
>>99195 Happy Birthday
>>99473 Bum-Dumb The Clown
Anyway, here are a couple that never made the cut before. Something to fill the time until the coffee kiks in.
No.100307
Not really jokes, just some fun with the graphics program. The B-TOWM pic was actually a project from about six years ago that was buried in a dusty old folder on one of the HDDs. I also found the base image there, so I figured while I had Brittnee out to play, I might as well try a new outfit on her.
No.100328
I finally came up with
something for >>99195
with some minor
modifications.
No.100336
>>100307
Feel free to caption any of these that work for you.
I was in bed with my girlfriend, last night, having quite a pleasurable dream when I accidentally sighed "Ohhhh, Lucy!" in my sleep.
My girlfriend immediately turned the light on and started screaming at me. "Who the fuck is Lucy?! Is she one of those sluts from your office?! I knew you were cheating on me, you cunt!"
I sleepily replied, "No.. err... you don't understand. I was having a dream where me and you got married, and we lived in this big house together and we had a beautiful baby daughter called Lucy."
"Aww that's so swee-"
"And then I made her suck my dick."
-------------------------------
Bumped into the wife's ex earlier, cocky cunt said "Hi mate, how's your wife and my kids?"
I replied "Pretty good, and I have to say, your daughter is a hell of a lot better fuck than the missus"
--------------------
My girlfriend just broke up with me. She found my collection of child pornography on my laptop.
I tried to explain to her that it wasn't mine. She didn't believe me and asked me if I thought she was born yesterday.
"I fucking wish." probably wasn't the best response.
------------------------
My 11 year old son got caught fingering a girl called Sarah at his school today.
My wife said to me, "You need to have a serious talk with him."
I said, "Don't be stupid, he's a lad, We've all done it!"
She said, "What do you mean?"
I said, "She's easy."
----------------------
A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males.
She approaches the first man and says, "Excuse me, sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know, what do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?" to which the man replies, "A remote controller, for the DVD".
She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers, "I've got a magazine." and she notes down his answer.
She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers, "A bar of soap."
Bemused by this, she asks, "Why?"
"I'm bathing the kids."
---------------
My wife told me she's going out and getting drunk tonight.
I said, "YES! Blowjob for me tonight then!"
"No, you have to stay in and look after the kids," she said.
"Exactly," I replied.
---------------------
My girlfriend recently found a lump on her chest. Unfortunately, the doctor could only confirm the worst.
It's puberty
--------------------
I was so confident that we'd win our next match, I decided we'd practice our goal celebrations.
"Right, just like the professionals, when you score you pull your shirt over your heads," I said.
"But coach, we haven't scored all season and we go through this routine every training session," came a reply.
"Samantha," I said, "That's not the spirit I'm looking for in the Girls under 11's."
----------------------------
Today, I found out that, thanks to a rare bone disease, my 6 year old daughter has only four weeks to live. I decided to read the paper to take my mind off it and discovered a suicide bomber in Baghdad has killed 30 people in a market place.
I cast aside the paper and walk to my daughter's bedroom. I stand in the doorway, watching her sleep, thinking how cruel this world can be. Barely 6 years old and soon to be in heaven. My mind was cast back to the suicide bomber, on his way there and eager to meet the virgins that wait for him. I gently closed the bedroom door, took out my cock and moved towards my innocent child.
Fuck you, Mohammed. This is one virgin you won't be getting your hands on.
No.100340
Just when I was about to
dump Google completely
as a search engine, they
came through with the
pix for the joke in >>99473
Again, I paraphrased the
text, and ironically almost
made it SFW (almost).
And thanx, >>100336
I'll see what I can do.
A couple of those really
had me horkin' my spleen!
No.100362
>>100336 Figured I'd start with
one of the easier ones. It really
helped that a contributor over at
one of the Usenet places I visit
just happened to post this pic.
She ain't hebe, but she's damned
sure a cute little shit!
No.100370
File: 1451862583130.jpg (846.1 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Lucy Lips Sink Relationshi….jpg)
>>100336 The same Usenet dude
also had this pic in his post.
Sometimes this material just
falls right into your storyboard.
No.100380
File: 1451864671735.jpg (711.71 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, Over The Shoulder Hebe Hol….jpg)
>>100336 Didn't take me long
to decide I wanted a pic of
Jhennyfer de'Silva for this
joke. She wasn't actually a
hebe age girl at the time, but
DAMM!!!
The joke and storyboard were
easy to do on this one, but part
of the fun is coming up with
clever file names for these pix.
I had a hell of a time trying to
figure out what to call this one.
No.100414
>>100336 Wonder where he
hangs the towel from?
No.100422
>>100336 I knew I was gonna'
paraphrase this one, but I wasn't
quite sure how until I CAME
across this pic while huntin' for
material for the previous posts.
No.100424
File: 1451876489401.jpg (899.11 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Time For Me To Split - Aga….jpg)
... damn I hate "Monday Eve"!
Time to get back to my friggin'
RWL and all the heartburn that
goes with it :(P
No.100644
>>100362
>>100370
>>100380
>>100414
>>100422
Loved 'em! Keep up the good work when RL isn't keeping you down.
No.100646
>>100422
anyone have the original image without the text?
No.100669
>>100646 I think this is the copy I used.
Her pic shows up from time to time
around here.
No.100690
Four old friends walk into a bar. While Don goes to take a piss, Andy, Brent, and Chuck find a table and continue their conversation.
"So Andy," Chuck asks, "How's your boy doing?"
"Great. He's the manager at a bank now. He's doing so well he said he's taking his girlfriend to Hawaii for a week. I haven't met her yet but he says she's incredible if you know what I mean. How's your boy doing, Brent?"
"Great. He just made partner at his firm. He's doing so well he's taking his girlfriend to Paris for a week. I haven't met her yet but he says she's unbelievable if you know what I mean. How's your boy doing, Chuck?"
"Great. He's a big time surgeon now. He's doing so well he's taking his girlfriend to Japan next month. I haven't met her yet but he says she's spectacular if you know what I mean. "
A moment later Don comes back from the men's room. "Hey Don," asks Andy. "How's your little girl doing?"
"Great. I mean she's still in school but she sure gets around. And she's got some really generous guy friends. One's taking her to Hawaii, one's taking her to Paris, one's taking her to Japan..."
No.100764
>>98999
works better if you spell out twenty eight
No.100772
>>100764 Absolutely. Don't remember
why I left it as a numeric in the first draft.
Maybe I did a direct cut / paste copy?
No.100790
>>100772
My favourite thing about this picture is that there are only 19 of them.
No.100795
>>100790
That's because I had the 20th one in the dressing room...Undressed and taking my cock in every hole. ;P
No.100812
You know, these are actually pretty funny, good work!
No.100846
>>100790 I know. As I explained back
in post >>98999 , I had a hell of time
tryin' to find a group pic with the
correct number and approx age of the
lollies that the joke needed. This one
came close, so here we are.
>>100790 Yup, I was going to use an
excuse / joke like that when I originally
put up the post but I got side-tracked.
Probably also why I screwed it up the
first time and made the "28" as numeric.
>>100812 Thanx. I owe all of you other
folks a thank you for the stolen punchlines.
I just liked the idea of adding a pic to
them, and occasionally addin' a few
"touch-ups". Like I mentioned before,
this is mostly a way to let me blow
off some stress from work. I had no idea
this thread would ever crest 100 posts.
No.100850
>>100795 My second response in
post >>100846 was supposed to
link back to your post, not back
to >>100790 a second time.
F-in' proof-readin' error on my part.
The attached pic is good example
of shitty proof-reading on the caption.
No.100860
THIS >>100690 was one helluva
challenge! Paraphrase doesn't even
come close to how much I modified
your joke, but I kinda' knew after I
read it that I could hebe-fy it and
finally get to use one of my favorite
early Photoshop experiments at the
same time. I did have to make the
storyboard double the normal size,
so caveat emptor if anybody is using
a "smart"-phone to see this.
Thanx for the original joke that made
the basis. and I hope you enjoy the
result I molded it into.
No.100951
To fill a loly pussy with cum...
No.101029
File: 1452346806538.jpg (697.21 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, All My Exxx's Live In Texx….jpg)
Here's my version of
>100336 joke two.
I was startin' to think
the thread had 404'd, I
couldn't get anything to
post last night.
No.101044
Another with inspiration
from post >100336.
You'll have to scroll up
yourself to see the original,
when I try to link back, the
board won't take my post.
No.101068
Another variation from >>100336 .
I wanted to do this joke early on
after I saw it, and I knew exactly
what pic I wanted but it took for
friggin' ever to find it! Hope U like.
No.101978
Not necessarily a hebe
joke, but I've always
enjoyed tellin' this one.
No.102029
File: 1452993975314.jpg (680.77 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, With LGFs - U Can B N Athl….jpg)
Yes, I know I've already
"used" her here before ...
but she's just so fukkin'
cute ... and I'm not even
a fan of blonde chix!
No.102031
File: 1452995986163.jpg (718.57 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, With LGFs - U Get Hot Swee….jpg)
No.102044
>>94291
She'd better make her first movie with me.
No.102056
>>102044 Originally, she
was considering a slightly
different career path, until
somebody at another place
I used to hang out at made
the suggestion that I alter
her chosen profession.
No.102119
File: 1453064755152.jpg (880.46 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, With LGFs - Missing The Po….jpg)
No.102124
File: 1453067928813.jpg (864.92 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, With LGFs - A Few Of My Fa….jpg)
No.102131
ALSO ... whoever that fuckker
iz who'z bitchin' 'bout the
shecklerz ... better be more
careful 'bout where you do your
red text tirades ... looks like you
almost got my thread 404'd you
little twat dropping !!!
No.102142
... and the RWL is gnawin' at my
anklez. Here'z a another "Time
To Split" pic for your consumption.
Inspiration courtesy of Stephen Tyler.
No.102327
Happy Monday !!! I actually got
to have a normal day and come
home at a decent time for a change,
so I decided to share a little Sunshine
with y'all !
No.102328
... just figured I'd build a new
troll response caption-pic
while I was enjoyin' some
Sunshine.
No.102329
... had a hard time keepin'
my concentration on this
one. The sentence was
stiff and unreformed, butt
I guess I'll just let y'all be
the jury. I know some of
my jokes are lame, butt I
already promised to not be
a repeat offender.
No.102397
Just funny t-shirt, I think ;)
No.102401
More funny jokes
Where is the..... "Not today i have a headache"
No.102488
Actually, >>102401 , I've
been tryin' to find a way to
do a joke sorta' the opposite
of that. Thanx for the boost
to get this done ... I really
needed a good excuse to
do a joke after this long day.
I agree, >>102397 , I have
a couple copies of that pic
lurkin' on my HDDs.
! I have an idea in mind,
but I need to play with the
storyboard in my head a
little more. Maybe I'll have
somethin' for you in the
next day or so.
No.102593
No.102819
File: 1453424692184.jpg (1013.12 KB, 1198x1600, 599:800, I Love The Other White Mea….jpg)
Well geez, >>102397 , I
said I would come up with
somethin' for this in post
>>102488 , but I hit a case
of writer's block. How about
a pic of somethin' similar
and joke on the side ...
Q What did one gay sperm
say to the other gay sperm?
A How the fuck are we gonna'
find an egg in all this shit!!!
No.103008
No.103011
>>102991
Princess Tard is one of my favourite little teases😈
No.103022
Just a little morsel
to get us all warmed up.
No.103024
>>102991
Omg I just fapped to this and blew a fuckin nut like never before!!
Why is it that sometimes this kinda stuff boils your juices like not even hard core pizza can??
No.103059
File: 1453565598213.jpg (1.57 MB, 1799x2401, 257:343, I Luv Cheeze Pizza - Gabi ….jpg)
>>102397 Hope you don't
mind if Gabi tries on this
T-shirt too.
No.103066
... but I didn't want to accidentally
bump those ugly bitchez to the
top of the board, so I'll just put
Rikki here and let you mentally
apply this to the granny pix posts.
No.103095
Q - What do sex and pizza
have in common?
A - When it's good ...
it's good, and when
it's bad ...
...it's still pretty good!
No.103120
I just love "Pizza Nite" !
No.103127
Gentlemen
Only
Ladies
Forbidden
No.103132
Woulda' been better with
an underwater creepshot,
but I think she makes a
cute fukkin' substitute.
No.103169
>>102991
>>103011
>>103024
You think maybe she knows her fans are guys and that she enjoys teasing?
No.103226
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No.103272
This chick was one of the
first I ever tried to get a full
collection of. Been wantin'
to do a "LEA Honey Pot"
joke with her ever since I
started this thread. Despite
the "sour girl" look she has
in most of her later sets, she
still gets my nadz lit on fire
after all these years!
No.103273
Gotta' split. Keep your
head above water, gang!
Wish I could do to my RWL
what Dani is doin' to us!
Cheerz,
Andy
No.103734
why'd the dead baby cross the road ?
No.103853
>>103734 ... because it was
following its mummy?
No.105189
why did the dead baby cross>>103734
because it was stapled to the chicken !!! Yuck-yuck
No.105526
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No.106232
Parody of an old homo joke!
No.106366
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Can't help throwin'
an engineer joke
out there from time
to time.
No.106599
Been a little under the
weather lately, so I'm
not able to get any
good joke ideas goin'
at the moment. Figured
I'd give y'all somethin'
to goof off with until I
come up with more stuff.
No.107957
A little variation of a
bumper sticker I saw
earlier today.
No.108064
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'Cause you should have
less red meat in your diet.
No.108163
I read somewhere that Mattel
is havin' a hard time sellin'
Barbie Dolls these dayz.
Maybe they need to think
outside the box and look
into new marketing niches.
No.108259
I know, ta-ta's are usually
the LAST thing we look
for in a sweet hebe, but
this pic just kinda' fit the
profile for an attention
grabbin' PSA.
No.109677
Original pic courtesy of
one of the sister threadz
on the board.
No.110809
Damn ... I've been wantin' to
do a storyboard of this movie
dialouge for a while now.
Sure hope the B.O. has a good
sense of humour!
No.111033
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No.111242
>>93967
Anyone got sauce or any more of her?
No.111327
>>111242
I got this as part of a theme
post from a Usenet contributor.
I attached a clean copy here.
This version probably came
from an IMGSRC creep-shot
collector, so maybe try pluggin'
the filename into a search at
that place or sumthin'. I've
seen that pic before a few
years back, and I think it may
have been a bit bigger too.
That neon / lime sherbet
green bik bottom sure is an
attention grabber, ain't it!
No.111328
>>111032 but I just don't get it.
Maybe 'cause I saw so many
little school cutiez dressed like
this when I wuz in Japan, etc
so I just don't see your
intended punchline.
Unless it was meant to be a
setup for the next panel below
it in the thread.
No.111336
In one of the sister threadz
our friendz r talkin' 'bout
NS Sunshine / TM Princess.
I dunno. ... I've alwayz been
partial to this verzion of her.
No.111347
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No.111440
>>111384
I almost spit out a whole
mouthful of coffee when
I saw that! Great Joke!
No.111444
>>111336
>>111347 -on the phone with the principal,thats great
>>111384
>>111440
Thanks Andy and all, one of my favorite threads!
No.111449
Somebody on Usenet had this
pic in a theme post the other
night.
Sometimes certain pix just BEG
to be captioned!
No.111457
Geez ... there'z some folkz on
some of the sister threadz
that are takin' themselvez
to friggin' seriously!
If you take there opinion and
put it in one palm, then put a
turd in your other palm, then
rubbed your hands together ...
you'd be left with nothin' but
a bunch of worthless shit!
No.111530
... just shut up and eat
your lunch!
Hope you don't mind if I
take a poke at >>111384
myself. I actually had a
slightly more "visually
enhanced" version, butt I
decided it might be a little
too Dost for this place.
Got a couple more ideas for
this one floatin' 'round in my
BHG ... maybe later.
No.112143
Ever have a colleague or
customer who eagerly
agrees with what you're
sayin' ... but they have no
fukkin' clue why?
No.112763
Wish I could post somethin' like
this as my out of office auto-reply.
No.112803
I think I accidentally got
someone's thread 404'd
on the sister board!
My Bad!
No.114296
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Been in a bit of a
"writer's block" lately.
I did this pic as a troll
response, but decided
not to feed that idiot.
Figured I'd leave Agent
Britt here instead.
No.116101
These seemed to be appropriate
for a few current thingz goin'
on here in some of the threadz,
and in the RW too.