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File: 3b511a90761394b⋯.jpg (360.92 KB, 495x604, 495:604, __heidi_world_masterpiece_….jpg)

 No.1[Reply]

Welcome !

/heidi/ is a board dedicated to Switzerland, its culture, its politics and news. It's a board for general discussions between swiss people and friends.

Some Rules :

1) Don't post things too extreme or illegal

2) Don't forget to spoiler pr0n

3)Don't spam, don't shill

4)Speak english outside language specific threads. You can make a language specific thread but only one per language at a time.

5)Have fun, drink ice tea, be comfy.

Rules for non-swiss :

1) Dont' forget that we're full

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 No.76[Reply]

I went to the woman's march friday, so you don't have to.

I took some photos of the cringiest signs I saw. Enjoy

"a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"

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 No.102

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>>101

fixed


 No.103

File: 25e80b3978c3d69⋯.webm (6.37 MB, 640x480, 4:3, french_totalitarianism.webm)

What the fuck switzerland, you just proved direct democracy won't solve shit until the media stops beeing cucked. I guess Europe as a whole is doomed.


 No.107

>>79

So Christianophobia is totally Ok? (the sign doesn't make any sense might I add)


 No.108

>>107

Spitting on christianity is almost a requirement to be part of this kind of crowd.


 No.109

>>103

The biggest flaw of democracy is that you allow your people to be the target of mass propaganda attacks. Democracy is won by the best deceivers.




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 No.104[Reply]

 No.105

He raped a tourist in front of the station underpass: Zurich court increases the sentence to five years

In a court case appellate, the high court sentenced a 27-year-old father, who raped a 20-year-old tourist who was unknown to him on the steps in front of a station underpass, from 49 to 60 months

Not only is the accused's last word irritating: "If it is possible to send me back to my homeland, I would welcome that," he says. The same man - a 27-year-old father of two from the Republic of Central Africa, who is allegedly being persecuted politically - even challenges his negative asylum decision in Strasbourg.

The verdict is still pending. Unusually clear is also the criticism, which the court chairman and the speaker at the defender practice: this had made in his plea clearly allegations unregistered, his version was "completely alien" and "quite crude." It could not be a defense strategy to portray the victim as a "slut". The 49-month imprisonment for rape and theft is increased by 11 months to 5 years.

Random encounter on the train

The accused and a then 20-year-old tourist had met in an almost empty S 4 car in one night in August 2017 and also got into conversation with each other. When the young woman got out at Langnau-Gattikon station, the man followed her through the station underpass. He grabbed her from behind, accusing her, threw her backwards on the stairs to the underpass and raped her to ejaculation while it was raining over them.

The petite, completely physically inferior woman had repeatedly begged "no, please". The perpetrators then stole the backpack of the victim with a few hundred francs and euros and an iPhone. Two days later, the man who lived in the transit center Adliswil with his wife and children was arrested. He initially denied the act but was convicted of DNA analysis.

After the man before the district court Horgen had made no statements on the matter, he drops this strategy in the appeal process. But he does not answer the core of many questions, but loses himself in secondary aspects. The woman had approached him in the train and smiled at her. The initiative was based on her. It was a deal.

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 No.106

>>105

>A foreigner who rapes a woman on the street has no right of residence in Switzerland

nice




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 No.74[Reply]

post your best pics

 No.75

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File: 33c7ca62e9d62bb⋯.jpg (30.01 KB, 500x335, 100:67, melonpanbeer.jpg)

 No.4[Reply]

>pic related

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 No.18

File: 41a4fc7db95b3dc⋯.gif (4.8 MB, 640x642, 320:321, 41a.gif)

>>13

>shadman


 No.27

File: 49352aa68a8e15b⋯.jpg (516.67 KB, 993x1400, 993:1400, 1454577923619-4.jpg)

Why don't you post some /x/treme treasures?


 No.35

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 No.73

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 No.67[Reply]

Thread to discuss sightseeing in Switzerland and cool things to see/do

I have got a swiss pass, too much time and I want to see cool things in Switzerland. What should I visit ?

Last time I went to Luzern to see pic related, was cool.

 No.68

File: 31a18681bc4e348⋯.jpg (498.17 KB, 1903x969, 1903:969, creux_du_van.jpg)

You should try and go see pic related.


 No.70

How about gun tourism?


 No.71

>>70

Don't know if it's a thing. It's gun ownership that's quite free in Switzerland. Is it really that difficult to go shoot in a range in other countries?




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 No.63[Reply]

The Federal Council released its five year plan.

Deutsch:

https://www.admin.ch/gov/de/start/dokumentation/medienmitteilungen.msg-id-75148.html

Français:

https://www.admin.ch/gov/fr/accueil/documentation/communiques.msg-id-75148.html

Italiano:

https://www.admin.ch/gov/it/pagina-iniziale/documentazione/comunicati-stampa.msg-id-75148.html

>Objective 8: Switzerland encourages social cohesion and equality between the sexes

>Objective 11: Switzerland invests itself in favor of reforms that target reinforcing multilateral cooperation, intensifies its action in favor of international cooperation and offers optimal conditions in its quality of international organization's host-state

>Objective 13: Switzerland manages migration, exploits its economical and social potential and promotes international cooperation

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 No.65

>Objective 8: Switzerland encourages social cohesion and equality between the sexes

I want this meme to die


 No.66

>>65

That's what you get when you force the cantons to bring the vote for women.


 No.69

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>>66

Can't we go back ? All these feminists signs on the walls of every city makes me rage and cringe




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 No.28[Reply]

I'm a black swiss ethnically wise. AMA

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 No.47

>>41

How do retards taste?


 No.50

File: f595410b0b19669⋯.jpg (124.84 KB, 678x960, 113:160, ze7dwpyz6n911.jpg)

Why do niggers think they deserve to be in lands north of the equator


 No.56

>>50

>Why do niggers think they deserve to be

Fix'd.


 No.58

File: 89016c883395bde⋯.jpeg (47.61 KB, 828x585, 92:65, D56h4d6WsAESasj.jpeg)


 No.64

>ethnically Swiss

>nigger

Even if you didn’t say you were a nigger I’d be confused as to how one can be ethnicity Swiss.




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 No.53[Reply]

What will the new (((Gun Laws))) will forbid now compared to before ?

Will Swiss people be able to purchase "illegal" weapons with the special permit just like before, which anyone who had no justice problem could buy?

Or now, we can't buy any semi-auto weapons whatsoever and we only can get the military SIG weapon after the military service?

So what are the restrictions now with the Gun Control? Is this Gun Control law just some paperwork/bureaucracy bullshit or are there actually weapons that we can't get anymore that we were able to get up to this point ?

 No.59

>>53

The gun law in it self doesn't do a lot. The rifles with a capacity of 10 or more, the pistols with a capacity of 20 or more and the rifles of 60cm or less are now in the illegal weapon category. But the police say they will give automatically the autorisation for these three types of weapons, if you can prove that you shoot in a range. So now it will take more time and money than before to get a semi auto rifle. You can still get your weapon after your service.

The big problem is that the (((EU))) will harden the law every 5 years, and we can't be sure to get a votation.


 No.60

>>59

>The gun law in it self doesn't do a lot. The rifles with a capacity of 10 or more, the pistols with a capacity of 20 or more and the rifles of 60cm or less are now in the illegal weapon category. But the police say they will give automatically the autorisation for these three types of weapons, if you can prove that you shoot in a range. So now it will take more time and money than before to get a semi auto rifle. You can still get your weapon after your service.

Yeah, so it's a slippery slope to ban them all in the following years

>The big problem is that the (((EU))) will harden the law every 5 years, and we can't be sure to get a votation.

Yeah, it's funny how the Swiss Confederation and partisan of the Gun Law omitted to say this out-loud, that it wasn't a "one time voting" but that we will be getting this in the ass every 5 years. This is soviet style disarmament.

And another question: Can you buy and keep ammunition home as easily as before ?

I've never hold a gun,but I always wanted to start this hobby but now, they are really screwing us.


 No.61

>>60

Apparently, the new law doesn't affect the ammunition, for now.




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 No.39[Reply]

Haha, all your countries will become shitholes like mine, and there is nothing you can do about it

 No.49

File: 1d9ff794ce34eb2⋯.jpg (100.1 KB, 750x938, 375:469, qwe_download.jpg)

In dire situations, we can still use the postal service.

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 No.52

>>49

Good luck buying the chemical equipment


 No.54

File: a8761443810a0c6⋯.jpg (69.13 KB, 440x660, 2:3, Constantine_XI.jpg)

>>39

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 No.57

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Argentina is still the best country in South America, so it's better to be like you than Guiana or Brazil.




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 No.2[Reply]

Let's talk about last votations.

Now that the EU knows how to pressure us, what will they ask for next?

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 No.34

I hope you lot manage to uncuck yourselves from this EU bullshit.

Have you considered raping the bank accounts of EU members in retaliation?


 No.38

more $$\color{blue}{meatballz}$$


 No.40

>>2

>what will they ask for next?

You're going to join EU next. EU wants to become a unified country, and it won't suffer having an independent state within its borders. Hell, you're basically at its mercy already – were a falseflag happen and EU embargoed you (while also preventing anyone else from transiting goods to you), you'd be fucked. You'd run out of resources and collapse.

The only way to avoid this fate is for EU to die.


 No.46

>>33

Do you have job openings for cheap Polish nurses who are really good with pillows? (^:


 No.55

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>>33

>mfw local boomers' pensions are bigger than the average wages and minimum wage is almost half the median boomer pension




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 No.21[Reply]

1) Why did you guys allow for the ban on semi-autos?

2) Why won't you settle for a single language over having like three official ones?

3) How's the weather like this time of year?

4) Please come visit >>>/ita/

5) I fuckin' love Heidi of the Alps too, consider making her or a knockoff Swiss-chan board tan to get in the big small leagues like us

6) Give Campione d'Italia back **so we can tax the Chosen People that run the place

 No.22

>>21

>Why did you guys allow for the ban on semi-autos?

Because we have a huge population of cucks that are afraid of getting kicked off of Schengen. (ProTip: many of those cucks are naturalised strangers)

>Why won't you settle for a single language over having like three official ones?

Because the federal state leaves the liberty to chose an official language to the differrent cantons

>How's the weather like this time of year?

Not very good, it's occilating between sunny/windy and rainy

>Please come visit >>>/ita/

I'll maybe give it a look tomorrow. I personally don't know italian.

>I fuckin' love Heidi of the Alps too, consider making her or a knockoff Swiss-chan board tan

I think heidi should be the defacto /heidi/-tan

>Give Campione d'Italia back **so we can tax the Chosen People that run the place

Isn't it already kinda part of Italia?

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 No.32

>>21

She's cute, what's her name ? /ita/-chan ?


 No.37

>>32

Rita

Like Repubblica Italiana


 No.51

File: 4898c81c40a460d⋯.png (146.66 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>22

>Because we have a huge population of cucks that are afraid of getting kicked off of Schengen. (ProTip: many of those cucks are naturalised strangers)

lmao that's your mind on civnat fam I know what you mean, we were about to get full on culturally enriched before last year

>I'll maybe give it a look tomorrow. I personally don't know italian.

No need to but we'd appreciate it

>Isn't it already kinda part of Italia?

Yeah, but not the surrounding areas because of historical reasons, so that's where all the crooks go die

>>32

Rita Ciano

>>37

Incorrect, we've asked the Holy Mexican Drawfag to make her like that, sure, but the name is a pun on /ita/-chan, with Rita a common name for Italian women and Ciano being the surname of a former fascist just for the memes.




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 No.36[Reply]

YOU NIGGERS BETTER PULL A COUP D'TAT IM 7 MONTHS AWAY FROM MOVING DON'T LET IT ALL GET RUINED NOW

 No.43

File: 3ca6628af084a8e⋯.jpeg (171.04 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, sargoon.jpeg)

>>36

We'll do it british style, with spoons and milkshakes


 No.48

>>36

We'll make a popular initiative and see if the popular vote supports the coup




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 No.5[Reply]

Can I plz b swiss? :3

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 No.20

>>19

>look white


 No.23

File: 224073b0f5bacba⋯.jpeg (138.44 KB, 640x480, 4:3, image.jpeg)

>>17

>France

>White

I knew you were isolationist but that's downright impressive.


 No.24

File: 53c0c366c67035e⋯.jpg (53.94 KB, 640x600, 16:15, 1530536209835.jpg)

>>23

Anon, niggers and arabs don't count as french


 No.25

>be part swiss

I don't have any stories to tell.


 No.26

Okay, I have a story. I drink milk everyday. #swisslife




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