Asuka Academia Games XVI Asuka Shikinami ## Board Owner 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:23:35 No. 952292
Difficulty : Angel - 24
Taking this back over from the top.
Izaya [Insert Tripcode Here] 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:38:00 No. 952315
Let me hook you up with some filler mang.
Mercury Black
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:44:21 No. 952319
>>952317
Fujiwara no Mokou
Mokou 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:46:22 No. 952320
>>952319
Not sure why I linked that
Izaya [Insert Tripcode Here] 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:47:43 No. 952322
>>952319
>>952320
The doggo was just that cool
!Elv0QtNero 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:50:34 No. 952325
Yay it works~
>>952323
Nigfried is shit.
Asuka Shikinami !u2YjtUz8MU 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:50:53 No. 952326
Let's kick this game off with the roster.
Please check to see if your entry is right as rain and ready to start another year in Asuka Academia.
I've had to go over one or two tributes in favor of letting others have a spot in the games.
If there are no objections we will be getting this show on the road.
Izaya [Insert Tripcode Here] 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:52:25 No. 952328
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>>952326
>Keeping the doggo and not mercury
You know how I like it.
Now time to play the "Hunger games is optional" game like the rest of the Circlejerks.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:54:42 No. 952329
>>952328
You Ok? Your Body is containing overwhelming amounts of salt.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:55:13 No. 952330
>>952326
Looks acceptable.
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:55:36 No. 952331
Alright, looks like everyone is content with their entry.
Now let's start the school year.
Osama gets stoned right off the bat. I never intended this event to be used in this way.
Remember to RP a storm, players. You wanted clean games. Here we have them.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:55:59 No. 952332
>>952326
This classgroup I'm in seems acceptable for any evil deeds that I have planned.
Or, you know, something along those lines.
!7meDuSA1BQ 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:56:03 No. 952333
>>952326
You should get that winscreen ready, because I've already won.
I fail to see anyone on this roster who's capable of defeating me.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:57:35 No. 952334
>>952331
But not by much, both of us were almost late
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:57:39 No. 952335
>>952331
An evil genius is always on time, because he decides the time of action on his own!
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:57:42 No. 952336
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>>952331
If you really think that I would eat something like that, you clearly lost your mind.
!Elv0QtNero 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:57:57 No. 952337
>>952331
I am going to dinner first. I can't go to school with an empty stomach….
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:59:12 No. 952339
>>952333
You may have overlooked a few
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:00:50 No. 952340
>>952336
>>952331
What? You Huemanns don't eat dellog's copper bars?
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:01:08 No. 952341
Matsuda gives Celes-chan a good ole fashioned brain surgery with his foot.
Meanwhile, Junko is a ghost. Shame…
>psst more entries next time.
!HGWisEsaGE 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:02:33 No. 952342
>>952331
I have no father and my mother is a crackwhore
Best story I got.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:02:37 No. 952343
>>952341
You think I'll even consider mopping the floors? I'm Dr. Horrible, famous supervillain…in training. Still, you do it. I don't want to.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:02:47 No. 952344
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>>952333
The goal is to graduate, so we do not have to defeat you, Miss Medusa.
Getting you expelled is enough.
>>952341
I should keep my mouth shut setimes…
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:03:11 No. 952345
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>>952341
Great! Uh you don't need to stress out the anything Cody- I got it.
!7meDuSA1BQ 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:03:17 No. 952346
>>952339
Like who? Because I'm certain I've looked over everyone.
>>952341
This mutt is the only one who can help me? What kind of notes do I need exactly?
Lord Beerus !destr0Y6c. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:03:53 No. 952347
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>>952341
But I don't even have hair
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:04:00 No. 952348
The class decides to put together an emergency school play. Garry and Hitler find themselves in a sticky situation when they're not as good as they thought they were.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:04:56 No. 952349
>>952348
Hey Im a fighter not a dancer!
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:05:09 No. 952350
>>952348
Well, that went about the same way all of my plans go, so…
Yay for consistency, I guess.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:05:57 No. 952351
>>952341
Doesn't make the stuff we do not worth it
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:06:12 No. 952353
>>952348
I…
…no. Stage fright.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:06:26 No. 952354
>>952348
Yes. Yes. Just dance and parade around mortals, while I start up the next part of my grand plan.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:06:43 No. 952355
Fuck me, I check this board after two months on a whim and I miss the first game I see by a mile.
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:07:06 No. 952356
Cody employs a few tactics that he learned while he was in jail.
Mokou 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:07:56 No. 952357
>>952348
Best play it safe, at least for today
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:10:10 No. 952358
>>952356
A one sided absolute beatdown ending with his last moments?
!7meDuSA1BQ 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:10:18 No. 952359
>>952344
Is that so? Well in that case, I'll be sure to get you all expelled. Though I don't think I'll need to as everyone's own stupidity will probably do that for me.
>>952348
I didn't fall, I landed perfectly, just as intended.
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:10:40 No. 952360
We get a relatively early feast as Cody is betrayed by his own food. Who is the world can this guy trust?
Ocelot is slowly killing his own taste buds, soon it won't really matter what he packs for lunch as long as he can chew it.
!7meDuSA1BQ 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:11:10 No. 952361
>>952352
>>952359
Which got me expelled… just as intended…
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:13:11 No. 952362
>>952360
Mokou dies and Ocelot can't take care of himself anymore.
What a tragic story.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:13:15 No. 952363
I want to see someone good Play as Scanty :c
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:14:37 No. 952364
>>952360
Rooting for doggo
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:15:04 No. 952365
Would the list Link had written include everyone in the slide above?
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:19:51 No. 952367
Not satisfied with doing other students' homework on top of his own, Ocelot continues to work on his own self improvement. These are the qualities that separate a regular student from an ace student.
Link places himself in debt to Gundam, such is a price for this quest.
Matsuda has some serious internal conflicts, maybe there is good inside him after all.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:21:39 No. 952368
>>952367
Cue Gundam yelling about some "blood pact" or whatever.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:21:51 No. 952369
>>952367
>good inside him after all.
I'd believe that Griffith did nothing wrong before I'd believe that.
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:22:54 No. 952370
Gundam approaches Matsuda and offers his assistance, perhaps the Dangans have finally realized that they are supposed to work together so that they can at least bring honor to one of their names.
Will Matsuda be able to go along with it?
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:23:33 No. 952371
Mokou 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:26:34 No. 952373
>>952370
Probably because I'm dead, Oce
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:26:47 No. 952374
>>952370
I will even help with filling up your coffin earlier than you wanted.
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:27:19 No. 952375
Apparently the Dangan collaboration will not be happening as Matsuda would rather work with a Cool Ass Doggo than his buddy from the same franchise.
Female Link always carries around a bit of tissue, for obvious reasons. Women…
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:29:27 No. 952376
>>952375
Ahh of course, I see now. You refused my assistance because you had other plans this whole time.
You even acquired a familiar to challenge me! Me and my Four Dark Devas of Destruction will accept your challenge, mortal.
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:29:45 No. 952377
So apparently Matsuda and Doggo come up with some crazy plan to lure Gundam in to a fake date where they have an opportunity to finish him off. This is a hard one though, the only females left are a mute and a swordsman who seems to be more interested in Ocelot.
Unless Gundam swings the other way, if you know what I mean…
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:30:41 No. 952378
>>952377
Oce sure got over Mokou's death fast.
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:31:51 No. 952379
>>952377
I do not think this is the best idea. This magnificent creature must be powerful, but I do not believe that he could be a sage of that art.
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:32:30 No. 952380
Apparently I was correct, Gundam and Ocelot are hitting it off. Matsuda seems to be glad his plan is working out the way he had intended. He'll have to strike soon. One thing is in his way, no matter who he splits up in the school, nobody ever seems to come his way when it comes to friendship or romance.
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:33:57 No. 952381
>>952380
Let us say that this never happened…because there is no way that the Supreme Overlord of Ice would do such foolish thing!
Revolver Ocelot !MEOWxvpbsc 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:34:40 No. 952382
>>952380
>>952381
Shhhhh, just close your eyes
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:34:54 No. 952383
Matsuda decides to take t he first step and start a conversation with one of the two girls left in the school
Link continues to question Gundam's sexuality. Ocelot sneezes during his reading sessions.
!7meDuSA1BQ 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:36:00 No. 952384
>>952381
Nonsense. You fancy Ocelot, I can see it in your eyes, Tanaka. What would Kyoko think if she saw you like this?
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:36:54 No. 952385
>>952382
I will make sure that you will be the one with the closed eyes…but those will be sealed away like that for eternity.
>>952383
Why is that these gender changing types are the most annoying ones?
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:37:34 No. 952386
Ocelot begins to question his feelings for Gundam, wondering if it was just how it was made. In the headmistress's humble opinion, that's only the tip of the Iceberg…
…chan who seems to be preparing for the final stages of the school year.
Doggo is steadily reaching the requirements for end game boss tier.
…and Gundam and Matsuda, in the end, starve to death in each other's arms.
The game is left to the non-Dangan tributes.
Post last edited at 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:38:52
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:37:49 No. 952387
>>952384
She would probably call me one of those people who let their emotions show, or just have them.
If she still exists in this realm of course.
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:38:38 No. 952388
>>952386
This was…literally…against everything that I believe…How did he convince me to do such thing?
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:40:24 No. 952389
Cool Ass Doggo attempts to take down Link-senpai, trying to follow in the footsteps of Very Fast Dog. It seems that canines do extremely well in the Asuka Academia Games.
Ocelot gets the usual from his female classmates. Absolutely despised. Is there anyone left in this school capable of any positive feelings for him?
Revolver Ocelot !MEOWxvpbsc 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:41:11 No. 952391
>>952389
I don't care about you anyway
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:41:33 No. 952392
>>952389
Link is pretty well known for being able to handle final bisses, this ain't much of a surprise.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:41:56 No. 952393
>>952392
bosses*
Fuck this phone.
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:42:03 No. 952394
>>952389
>>952390
None of these mortals are worthy to be victorious. With me out this just became a fight between weaklings…
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:43:18 No. 952395
Ocelot reveals his secret weapon, Link on Cool Ass Doggo. Working hand in hand, Link is able to tear down the canine menace. Ocelot and Link are tight after all.
However, Iceberg-chan punches out of the school for an appointment with Satan himself.
This leaves the two old friends to settle the last question that must be answered…
…who is worthy to be the 16th Ace Studeny of the Asuka Academia games and hold the belt with pride?!
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:44:53 No. 952396
>>952395
You two…beating up an innocent wild beast in a two on one confrontation…
Both of you deserve worse fate than death.
!7meDuSA1BQ 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:45:59 No. 952397
>>952387
So you're saying she's no more? A shame, though I don't expect she was the type who'd put out for you, so I'd say good riddance. She was quite dull.
I can understand your sudden desire for other men now.
>>952395
None of these people are worthy of graduating. Just expel them all now and let me graduate instead.
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:46:01 No. 952398
>>952395
If I had any money, I'd put it on the army commander.
I don't have money, though, not after having to pay for the damages to the bank. Long story. Something messed up.
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:47:36 No. 952399
"I don't care about you anyway"
- Revolver Ocelot
"None of these people are worthy of graduating. Just expel them all now and let me graduate instead."
- Delusional Snake
"I am gay"
- Gundam Tanaka
"Link is pretty well known for being able to handle final bosses, this ain't much of a surprise."
- Anonymous Analysis of Finalist Link
True or false!?
WE HAVE A CHAMPION!
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:50:29 No. 952400
>>952397
You dare t-to accuse me with such thing? I am far from being attracted to any mortals and not just men!
I have no desire to touch any of you except when the time comes for me to acquire an offspring…
…S-She was just an exception.
>>952399
A decent tactic…
…but I am still not one of those beings…
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:50:45 No. 952401
>>952399
Would you look at that. My predictions were wrong, again. I'm so great at this.
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:51:12 No. 952402
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4
CONGRATULATIONS TO ACE STUDENT LINK! FIRST WINNER OF THE AAA BELT! LET'S NOT FORGET LINK'S VICTORY IN THE FIRST ACADEMIA GAMES, THE ORIGINAL SENPAI RETURNS TO RECLAIM HIS TITLE AND HIS GOLD!
Asuka Shikinami !LANGLEYBs. 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:53:22 No. 952403
This has been the Asuka Academia Games!
Link is auto entered as a champion tribute in the next games for a chance to earn the "Double Trouble" Achievement with two wins IN A ROW!
Thank you all for taking part in another year, see you next time on the fated campus!
Until next time, Asuka is punching out!
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:53:36 No. 952404
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>>952402
Congratulations I suppose and I appreciate the opportunity. Even if I still can not accept how it ended for me…
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:53:58 No. 952405
>>952402
That was a good game. Thank you for hosting Asuka!
>c'mon damn it, post!
Anonymous 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:54:32 No. 952406
>>952403
Thanks for hosting
!7meDuSA1BQ 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:55:10 No. 952407
>>952399
>Delusional Snake
You must be mistaken, because I'm far from delusional Asuka.
>>952400
I notice a little stuttering there, Tanaka. Did I hit a soft spot?
>>952402
I would congratulate you on this victory Link, but you're simply not worthy of my praise. No one is.
I'd also thank you for hosting, Asuka. But I wasn't the one who graduated, so why bother. Goodnight.
Major Ocelot 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:55:46 No. 952408
Major Ocelot 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:56:18 No. 952409
>>952408
>pic
>>952403
Thanks for hosting
!Elv0QtNero 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:57:03 No. 952410
>>952402
I returned to see that I am dead and there is a winner. I demand a rematch!
Gundam !4DEVAS/pd2 03/01/16 (Tue) 13:58:29 No. 952411
>>952407
I am just not used to these kind of conversations…even if they happen daily around here for some reason.