/hga/ - The Hunger Games Avatar Roleplay Board

Matsuda

Tupac The Bully

Angel Gogo

Nowi

>>952633

Top Student Shinobu

Minako

Araragi

Celes

Haru Ichinose

Hajime Hinata

Robin

Dr. Horrible

>>952633

Badguy and company

Eggman-kun

Iroe Genma

Lord Beerus

Yukine

>finished quick nice

>>952634

He's not mine, he's Kiske's.

I'm just mentoring the idiot.

Holo the (Not Quite Awake) Wise Wolf

Sheamus

Book Cop

Mii Swordfighter

Iceberg-chan

Pete Dunham

>just in case, remove it if niggas come

The Riddler

The Booty Warrior

Kagetane Hiruko

Shinka

>>952661

>Oh, the Riddler, he's cool.

>enlarges image.

>HOLY SHIT

>NO

>NO

>KILL IT WITH FIRE

By mastering the secret art of secret attacks I reached maximum control over swapping, so if someone wants Book Cop's spot they can have it.

I have another president to save. The first one died because his heart wasn't American enough and couldn't take my secret eagle attack.

Check the roster!

Edit : Oh shit, wrong image.

Anonymous sign holder

>>952633

>>952633

Balrog

>>952667

…

These are last Academy's stats.

Check the Roster!

…again.

>>952672

Looks great!

>>952672

I approve, this time.

>>952672

This time it looks acceptable. I am not in the mood to wear my tracksuit after all.

>>952672

I think my district partner might be against me…

>>952673

No regerts

>>952672

>Paired with Eggman

Just have to get past him when the time comes.

Let's rock.

>>952672

Looks aight. Ima get me some lunch money.

>>952672

24 fighters, but only one is going to walk away with the…

…Asuka Academy Belt?

Anyway, it's mine and i'll not let that Samoan bastard take it from me!

>>952681

And you're right on time!

DON'T BE LATE!

>>952672

I'm with her…? Better pretend to be happy or something…

Looks good.

>>952682

How do I work this…?

>>952682

>Uncontrollable coughing

A-Am I cool… COUGH… Yet…?

>>952682

My life is worth a lot, if you ask me…not like that means you were supposed to do that.

>>952682

Stop staring, or we're going to be late!

How do I live with you people?

>>952682

Ready to learn… Hopefully this won't be like the reserve course.

>>952682

Anyone that gets between me and what is mine is going to get a Brogue Kick in the chest. Courtesy of The League of Nations!

>>952682

Better than using public transport.

>Pac keeps removing Dangans

>>952682

There is one thing that I'm sure about. I didn't leave my books at home.

>>952682

So that means i gotta sacrifice another one….Increase your worth, Celes!

>Does anyone have the picture of Eggman running with toast in his mouth?

What's wrong, Shinobu? Run outta blood?

Do not act like a fool in front of the Lord! The Lord Beerus!

Two guys start hitting on Nowi.

>>952677

>>952672

can I pelt holo with apples?

>>952682

Why is the icecream man staring at me? Did I put my uniform backwards again!?

>>952686

That was a terrible idea! You shouldn't smoke at your age!

>>952695

I don't need friends…! I have my

phone, anyway…

>>952695

Honestly you never had a chance

>>952695

Too bad you can't break a real American heart with words that come from your mouth.

You have to write them down into a book and bash my head in with the book.

That's the power of words, children.

>>952695

This book… Was so sad…! And yet, so happily satisfying at the same time…

>>952695

They don't serve alcohol at this academy? I thought kids these days spend more time getting hammered than getting somewhere in life.

>>952695

Who better than a dragon to give it.

>>952698

I regret it already… Now my clothes stink… I stink… I just wanted to look cool in front of the popular kids!

>>952695

All this bullying made a nigga rather hungry. Let's see what these niggas had in their lunchboxes.

>>952695

>all four sigh in unison.

>>952695

You just have to make her laugh! Araragi is a lost cause though…

Sheamus leaves the school, little does everyone know that it was simply a work and that Sheamus is scheduled to return first period.

Iroe Genma solves her riddle. Is the Riddler a dike in spandex?!

>>952708

I'm a what?! I'll have you know I've been on dates before.

>>952709

How can I? You heard what the dragon said.

>>952709

Nope… Definitely not…! And he doesn't wear underpants, either…!

I'll never flip another skirt as long as I live!!

>>952709

Go talk to Dizzy or something.

I'm no good at this shit…

>>952705

But you've learnt your lesson, right? Go take a bath and get changed…

>>952709

A-Ah, Book! I uh…have somewhere to be… Sorry!

>>952709

That kid. He must have acquired one or two secret attacks while reading those books.

I have to feast on his brain to steal his knowledge.

>>952709

Is this enjoyable? Haru hopes she's doing good job of making you happy, she doesn't want to belittle you!

>>952709

I am here to study and graduate. Romance can always come later…

>>952709

Man i should stop my bully ways and better myself, get my grades up…

Nah, fuck it, i like being feared.

>>952713

Yes. Let's just have a normal talk about books…and I will steal your knowledge only after that.

>>952709

I'm going to need bleach if I want to make sure this is sanitized…

>>952709

You cant just try to stop a ninja! And I wasnt bullying anyone, it was just a joke, probably…

>>952710

That's impossible! No one would like to date a meanie like you

>>952709

>>952710

I'm sure you can get someone to like you, champ.

I mean, hell, I'm a mad scientist and I got people to like me, somehow. Didn't even want it.

The AAA Champion Link writes some things down on the chalk board. Death, death! to anyone who dares smudge the great senpai's writing!

Matsuda tried to answer his own questions in life. The hardest questions seem to be the most simplest ones.

Sheamus puts down the weights and starts working on the most important muscle of all!

>>952709

This school sucks.

>>952713

Don't tell anyone about how I totally couldn't handle a cigarette…! I get made fun of enough…

>>952722

I'm telling all of you, I just need some Wonderflonium to finish my Freeze Ray! Don't stand there gaaping like a bunch of idiots!

>>952722

>Seth Rollins is a faggot

>Roman Reigns is a faggot

>Dean Ambrose is a madman

……Wait, WHAT notes was i supposed to take with me?

>>952722

>>952724

That pen is mine and the only thing I can only pay you in books.

>>952722

Finally my own Siegfried! A dragon like him must be the strongest

>>952722

No, I remember the last five pens I let you borrow… Give me a dollar, and you'll get it back when I get the pen back.

>>952722

Well, Kiske and I already went to school, Sin's a dumbass, and Dizzy was homeschooled.

Not to mention her not being human.

I'm as confused as you are.

>>952722

You need to stay in school son or ya'll end up givin blowjobs on the street for some crack.

>>952722

No, wait…

This should be 15, not 14. Dumb mistake.

>>952722

Switches the lighter on

Agidyne…

>>952727

Textbooks are expensive, you know!

OK! You give me a textbook, and I'll let you borrow a pen! If you give it back, you can have your book back!

Eggman-kun's laugh is always weird. It's a battle tactic to put his opponents off as he's killing them with a knife.

AAA Link dreams of the many opportunities of being a Double Trouble Champion.

>>952720

It's true! And I'm not mean all the time, in fact, I hardly am.

>>952721

But doesn't being a lost cause mean there is just no way to do it?

>>952722

Come on, it's been a while since I did it.

>>952718

Some other time…

(I really don't want to hang out with him… What a weird guy…)

>>952722

I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING! FOR MY FUTURE!

>>952724

Don't worry… I won't tell them about your brush with alcohol, either…

>>952736

>hey. u feel good?

>>952736

>>952736

With a laugh that weird, I'm glad I brought some headphones to school today.

>>952736

She's got a hell of a mouth, that's for sure.

>>952736

Dammit, Matsuda! I had him!

>>952736

I am willing to tutor you all for a small fee. You spend far too much time in extracurriculars and not enough in books!

>>952736

Fella, if you were a Street Fighter character, you'd be Dan Hibiki. Why did i even get paired with you in class?

I demand a new tag team partner!

>>952736

Fuck you guys, i'm going home!

Ah….aint got a ride home…mind if i stay till the end?

>>952736

Weaklings, all of them. If they aren't on my level of intellect (or evil), they shouldn't call themselves my friends.

>>952737

And you trust what the little girl says? Only then are you a lost cause!

Or something like that, I'm not good at motivational speeches.

>>952743

Um…

Bounty Hunting isn't really an extracurricular.

>>952736

>>952738

>Texts

YOU IDIOT, NOW EVERYONE KNOWS I DRANK THAT ONE TIME

>>952735

I do not have any textbooks. I only have my "battle books" with me. You can throw them with the speed of light or use them as boomerangs.

But looks like it is time for me to leave to a journey to find one of these "textbooks".

>>952736

Y-You can't beat a book with your fists! Only with your palms by flipping the pages!

>>952738

There is no time! We must hang out right now and I can present you my hang out secret attack!

>>952736

I just want to take a quick nap, why does school have to start so early? Its not fair…

>>952737

You havent bullied me in a long time, so maybe you DID change

>>952736

Haru would do the same things for him she does now! Haru will always strive to keep everyone happy.

Robin needs to get his belt checked cause some of them buckles are WHACK!

The Book Cop pulls a Joker on the Riddler.

Holo ahs become not so wise compared to the other students who have the power to end her life.

Dr. Horrible slips a love letter in Matsuda's locker… h-hey…

>>952752

This school is for smarties like me! How did you get in, Yukine?!

>>952752

"Wanna cut people's brains open together later?

-xoxo Horrible"

>>952752

This was my Make your enemy believe that you are a kind soul and execute them instantly secret attack and I just made it up moments ago.

>>952752

*sigh*…

Fine.

>>952752

I am perfectly fine with my behaviour, it's any other fella out there with issues, not me. Why, i am the nicest guy in the entire WWE. Just look at this mug.

>>952752

You can't just always think about the future, you sometimes have to live in the now and have fun with your life as it comes. Preparing yourself for everything right from the start is going to bring no fun to you, but your choice is your choice and you can live how you want. That's all I have to say.

>>952748

>?? wht u mean

>>952752

Leave me alone! I'm fine… Just fine…

>>952752

Sick or not.. sniff.. Haru will come to school like she's supposed to..

>>952752

>>952753

I did schooling from home on the side of my daily chores. I'm not some idiot

>>952760

>I mn you said it out loud, I kno some girl heard you and now every1 will kno!

Shit Shinobu, making some grated cheese?

Sheamus wanders into the Diva's locker room.

>>952760

>>952763

>Snatches phones.

Texting in class, I see.

Now, you know this act is…

Intolerable.

>>952764

That's very nice of you! Haru will try to repay the favor in any way possible!

>>952764

That was the single, most not American thing that ever happened to me.

>>952764

That book you lent me was useless, I nearly failed the course! Let's see if there is a brain inside of that skull of yours…!

>>952764

OH FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!

>>952764

Hey, yeah, you know that weird kid you said was a lost cause? Well I think you should-

Hey, why are you-

Argh, I-

Stop-

>>952764

>you are retarded

>>952765

S-Sorry…! I'll pay more attention…

>>952764

>>952762

"Stop passing me notes!"

-Dizzy

"Moron."

-Sol

"How've you been lately?"

-Sin

>Ky doesn't write back.

>>952764

You doctors will never catch me alive! NEVER! I know nothing good will come out of you

>>952764

Just…make sure the teacher doesn't see you, I'd rather not get in trouble for helping you out.

Eggman-kun makes a fur coat out of Holo. Another foxhead over the fireplace, eh Eggman?

Iroe injures Yukine's knees. Be thankful she isn't taller.

Sheamus needs to decide who he wants to put over already.

Haru decides to give Hinata a happy face painting.

>>952764

You're usually such a meanie, mister! Thanks for the juice!

>>952776

Good job idiot. Help me pick this stuff up.

>>952763

>u no they dont care rite? im 2 boring 4 them

>>952764

Sometimes I feel like someone else… It's really weird…

>>952765

You have five seconds to give that back, or else I'll…do something…

>>952776

Whoever buys me the most beer when this is done earns my favour. Now get lost, fellas. I got a belt to win!

>>952776

If Haru can't make you smile by yourself, she'll paint a happy smile on you! That'll make you smile!

>>952776

>>952778

You bumped into me, too, dummy! But ok, I'll help… Just this once…

>>952776

N-Nanami…stop…! Face…

>>952772

Thank you, Iroe.

You manners, Hajima, however…

Are debatable.

As a counter measure…

>He places both phones on the ground.

>He then produces a pistol and shoots them multiple times.

There you are.

>>952776

Why cant I say anything? Im sure my tongue is still inside my mouth

Haru sees if her voice can carry louder than Gogo's. She's going to fail…

Minaki takes a look at those washboards.

Iroe Genma wants to be a super villain. At least that's the feeling I'm getting off of her…

>>952783

Good! And you went into to me…

>>952787

so what happens when we turn them in?

>>952787

The best part about school? Whatever shit goes down after the last bell of the day.

>>952776

>>952781

>>952787

Well Sheamus, there's your beer.

And some pretzels.

>>952787

Whaaaat? Plushies? No, Haru doesn't need plushies! I said Haru doesn't need plushies! She's fine!

>>952787

I wasn't looking at anything! Nope nope nope!

>>952787

For some reason I think it would be a very short fight…

I'd totally kick his ass!

>>952788

There. You're stuff is back where it belongs, now. Sorry, for… Stuff….

>>952785

D-Do you have any idea how expensive that was?! I had to work as a tutor for that!

>>952787

We only need one for each of our subjects, right? So let's lay these out and take one each of what we need…

>>952787

Did you like my ribbon? Hey! No need to be shy, I can give you one if you want

>>952791

Grab yourself one and chug it down, fella. We are probably going to bash eachother's skulls in soon enough.

>>952794

Sorry for what?

>>952785

I was totally nice and did what you said! Why did you have to destroy my phone too, jackass?!

Alright, first event is an error. Minako insults Sheamus is basically this event. You know the chant, Minako, you know the chant…

There had to be someone in this school into amazonness women, Gogo. Don't give up hope.

Nowi starts to look at Iroe in a funny way.

Oh shit, i died….fuck the afk buff..

>>952798

For knocking your stuff to the ground, sheesh!

>>952795

And now you must work to earn my respect.

Next time, you shall be receiving these bullets.

Is that clear, Izuru?

>>952799

It is merely a preventative measure.

My lessons are very important you know.

>>952800

alright fine… whatever

>>952800

That's it, lady. You going down, nobody calls Sheamus a lobsterhead and lives without a Brogue Kick to the chest

….And you don't have much chest to begin with.

>>952800

Hehee, it's a little cat~

>>952800

She reminds me of Nah, Im sure they could become great friends!

>>952800

Is there something on my face…? Why does she keep staring…?

>>952800

>>952805

You look stupid.~

>>952802

thank you, and you are forgiven

>>952800

>>952804

>Sol and Ky death stare.

>Dizzy and Sin just wave.

>>952797

Let's roll, then!

>>952782

Why do I smell permanent marker…? It's crazy how strong that stuff is…

>>952800

H-Huh? You can't just start sleeping on me!

>>952803

What…? I-Izuru?!

>>952787

I'm rather certain that my books are the ones in a good condition. I'm used to dealing with my manga in a caring way, unlike some of you who can't even thread anything with care.

>>952800

Ugh…I'm getting a damn migraine from this song…little lion man.

>>952809

Y-you look stupid. Not Seth Rollins-like stupid, but it gets close.

Sheamus gets Haru to be his manager for his upcoming Main Event Match against Hinata in the next PPV.

Matsuda needs to dispose some of his spent brain matter.

Robin gets a call for justice and has to drop out of school. Screw justice, the belt, Robin, the belt!

>>952815

You. Me. We going to take that punk out. No more Mister Nice Sheamus. HELL IN A CELL

LET'S DO IT!

>>952815

fuck off

>>952810

>>952815

>>952811

Christ, don't take it so hard.

>>952815

(She pretends to be happy, but I feel like she has some kind of anger radiating from her… And the less I say about that wrestler and his intentions, the better…)

>>952812

No reason! Oh, and Haru thinks you should avoid mirrors at all costs. They, uhhh, cause bad things to happen!

>>952815

Haru doesn't hate anyone! She's a little sad Hajime won't brighten up even though her efforts are-

>>952816

H-hell? That sounds a little over the top for what he did…

>>952815

How insufferable, which of you elementary tier mongrels isn't capable of flushing a toilet?

>>952815

Today I found a bunch of books inside my bag… I dont want to become one of those reading maniacs!

Haru works with Eggman to continue to agitate Hinata who probably doesn't know what he did wrong.

Minako has some strange friends in high places.

Yukine fights back, HE FIGHTS BACK!

Sheamus has a controversial backstage segment with a certain dragon chick.

Matsuda seems to have a certain eye for unique brains. Watch out Iroe.

>>952823

I swear, there must be a smudge on my face… Everybody keeps staring…

>>952820

>rubs eyes

…Why are my hands covered in smudged ink…?

>>952823

What the heck, guys?! That's *my* desk!

>>952823

If only it were that case I'd just be able to examinate that little petty mind of yours, most preferably with my scalpel.

>>952823

>>952817

>>952818

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

>>952823

Just fuck off and die!

>>952820

If you want to send a message to someone. You challenge them to a Hell In A Cell match and kick their arse. That's how we roll at the WWE

>>952823

…You spend 50 bucks a day on candy?

….I-i'll take some of th - NO PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!

Some people still need me.

>>952823

Gogo's shoulder massages are so good when she's being gentle and not trying to break my bones.

>>952823

>>952826

Not until you smile for Haru! No smiling is no sitting!

And stop worrying about the ink, it's probably just your pen leaking.

>>952823

Wow! I didnt know we had a place like this here! Thanks! You can have these useless green papers

>>952833

>counts the green papers

>500 dollars

Y-yeah. Totally useless. I am going to throw them away soon.

>>952832

Get out before I involve the teacher…

Iroe and Minako have a chick day out. Skipping class to have a quick snack before school lets out so they have more time to do other shit when they get out.

Matsuda can't help but stare at Sheamus's huge ass chest. You're a shrimp, Matsuda, but you got a brain, flex your brain!

The one with the cute little handwriting belongs to Haru~

>>952836

I hope this shake doesn't go straight to my thighs…oh who am I kidding? I'm still young and I can handle a little shake.

>>952834

Hold on!

You can still use them to make little airplanes!

>>952836

…I don't swing that way, fella. Maybe other wrestlers do, but i only got eye for the ladies

And the WWE HWC Belt. But that's a different matter.

>>952830

Haru has never..how do you describe it… "kicked someone's arse", she'd probably only hold you back. But you shouldn't hurt him, have you tried talking?

>>952835

Fine.. but Haru admit defeat this easily! She will retaliate!

>>952836

One has nothing written in it and the other is full of small drawing of some kind of man in a tracksuit… I don't think these belong to Haru.

>>952836

I'm so exhausted… I really hope nobody bothers me.

>>952838

You can use these green papers to buy lot's of white papers..And create even more white airplanes.

…I think i'd sooner trust a senile squirrel with my money than you.

>Gregor x Nowi C support right there.

>>952837

>>952836

This is the best milkshake I've ever had!! Where did you find these?!

>>952836

No! I want Gogo to help me, not him. Pleaaaaase. He looks dumb…

>>952836

>>952839

The sole reason I was even bothering to look is because there's no other student that has the audacity to go to school in a speedo out of all things, there must be something ticking in that mind of yours, but it certainly isn't knowledge.

>>952840

>>952836

J-just ignore those drawings!

Minako does not fuck around, turning on her friend and an innocent prowrestling bystander. Jobbing this early, Sheamus?

Eggman-kun does some favors from Matsuda. He might have to repay it later… Eggman is a hard boiled egg from prison.

Angel Gogo brings about some divine judgement to Hinata, only fitting that the strongest female fury in the Hunger Games is the one to take him out.

Yukine, you're in Asuka Academia, please act like it.

Iroe starts making some questionable moves… stealing Haru's money. How could you?!

>>952840

Whatever you say, lady… I just want my seat back.

>>952844

WHAT WAS THAT?! I-I am not dumb!

>>952843

It's a secret!

>>952840

>>952835

>You feel a presence behind you.

Involve the teacher, you say?

Some people just have a special place on the wall of fail.

>>952840

…If i spend my time talking to a guy i hate instead of wrestling, i'd be out of a job very soon. Plus i need to stay into shape.

>>952845

YOu got to make a statement. My statement is that a lot of guys and gals are either too lazy or too ashamed of their bodies. I want to promote a healthy lifestyle involving wrestling, training and hating Seth Rollins.

>>952847

…You hit like a woman. And it was the dragon. She was ranting all about candy, or something.

>>952847

Hey Haru~ You wouldn't happen to have just a few quarters for the juice machine, would ya?

>>952847

Which one of you was it!? I know it was one of you, so you better speak up before I make you hurt even more!

>>952847

>>952853

This is Haru's lunch money.. she won't have food. B-but if it'll make you happy, here you go! Haru doesn't want to see you unhappy!

>>952848

>>952850

Haru is innocent!

>>952852

Oh, you're a professional? Haru is just a student, so she doesn't have those things to worry about yet.

>>952847

I was just hungry! Damn!

>>952850

Can you stop appearing like that? It's insanely creepy…

>>952851

>

All…alone.

>>952842

But green airplanes are much cooler! White is a boring color…

Wait! Can I get pink paper? OR PURPLE?

>>952847

I didnt touch anything! I think I didnt, alright, maybe I did. BUT IM SORRY

>>952848

You can teach me then! I wanna know what those numbers mean!

Uh oh, we thought Minako was a force to be reckoned with in the school games, but it turns out that Haru has found the power of the Cursed Notebook to wipe her out.

Matsuda isn't interested in yolk, only brains.

With sufficient funds, Iroe decides to live out the rest of her school life the proper way.

Gogo doesn't have regenerative abilities as an angel it seems…

>>952855

Thanks, Haru! Haru did a good thing, today! Haru saved herself from a savage beating!

>>952855

>Yellow eyes flash behind the man's mask.

Do you take me for a fool?

It was you and the crossdresser.

You cannot pull wool over my eyes.

>>952856

>Suddenly, he's at your side.

Whatever could you mean?

>>952855

Professional wrestling. You should watch it. It's part sport, part acting and part being awesome. If ya interested or swing a different way, they even got a ladies ddivision

…..ladies being a controversial term, fella…

>>952857

You can get any colour you want with that green paper. And even have some left for ice cream..or beer

Or beer flavoured ice cre- Wait, how old are you? Shouldn't you be in kidnergarten?

>>952857

You…don't understand this…? This is basic addition and subtraction!

>>952858

Can i have my porn ma - my history on the origin of mankind book back, fella?

>>952858

>>952852

Sounds pointless to hate a meathead when you yourself are nothing but a meathead. In that outfit you look more like someone for the local swimming club instead of a student. I'd suggest you to go that swimming club and make sure your brain fills with something else than meat, the water might actually become brain fluid.

>>952858

I don't deal with relations in general, especially not when it's the same gender…having one person hanging on your neck is already hard enough.

>>952860

D-Dammit, quit that! Seriously, you're going to shorten my lifespan…

>>952858

H-Haru can't… Haru is so sorry…

>>952859

Savage beatings are always g-good to avoid, haha..ha…

>>952860

Haru just drew a smiley face on his face to make him happy! Nothing else!

>>952861

Haru promises to give it a try, even though she's heard it's fake and all acted. She'll hold nothing against you if it is!

>>952862

I can get it work until 10 but after that I dont have enough fingers!

>>952858

This is slavery! LET ME BE FREE!

>>952861

Im old enough to be the teachers teacher but they dont listen to me!

>>952863

>>952858

I'm not done using it

Lunch Break!

Haru just goes fucking nuts and has the wrong meal for lunch. I want a piece too, if you know what I mean…

Matsuda helps a dragon make some loser soup. If you die in this game, you're a loser.

The Egg freezes over and is unable to function.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR, COMMENCE HYPER COMMENTARY!

>>952870

Haru can't die… can't die… She has to become strong and eat…

>>952868

We're in for a long night… Do you drink coffee, little girl? If you don't, well…

Start.

>>952870

Mom packs the best lunches~

>>952870

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

>>952866

>You feel the barrel of a gun pressed against your head.

Was that a request?

>>952867

So you admit to drawing on Hajime, let alone without his permission?

A punishable offense.

>>952867

It's as real as what you believe in. I admit some thigns are rigged and scripted. But the fans? the drama? the hard work and the stunts? As real as the skies above, lady.

>>952865

Are you calling me stupid, fella? Have you ever felt the headache the mornign after Sheamus gives you the smackdown the night before?

>>952869

I need it for the next class…come on fella, it has all the important stuff in it!

>>952870

This is not tater tots..but it will do nicely.

>>952868

Are you kidding me? You look like you are..8? 9? Where's your mum? YOur dad? Maybe siblings?

SHEAMUS AND NOWI FACE OFF IN A DIGITAL BATTLE IN A FIGHTING GAME! WWE 2K17?

MATSUDA IS FURTHER INTRIGUED BY THE SMALL POWERHOUSE THAT IS IROE GENMA.

SHEAMUS AND NOWI WITH THE BRUTE FORCE, MATSUDA AND IROE WITH THE INTELLIGENCE! BRAIN VERSES BRAWN, THE LAST OF THE STUDENTS FACE DOWN!

>>952877

It's easy!

Wanna know my secret…?

I cheat off of you!

Ingenious, right?!

>>952870

I only joined because I get to kill those evil vegetables

>>952872

I dont like coffee, its too hot, I always end up burning my tongue

WE LOST SOME GOOD PEOPLE THIS PERIOD!

>>952877

Are you any good at Street Fighter? DIBS ON ZANGIEF!

>>952877

>tfw I have a PS1 Guilty Gear emulation on my computer.

THE WINNER HAS BEEN DECIDED! PLACE YOUR BETS ON THE FINAL FOUR!

>>952876

I doubt you could even get close to me, you don't have the brain to evade a scalpel that will be thrown at you when you try. It'd also be an improvement to your appearance, you shouldn't mind a scalpel flying towards you.

>>952870

I don't think this will be a good meal, at least it will suffice for you, you're a dragon after all.

>>952877

>>952878

I don't get it, you don't seem to have a slice of common sense in that blockhead of yours, child.

>>952876

>>952877

Less questions and more playing! Or do you want to lose to me? Not like you will win anyway!

>>952875

I-is it? Haru didn't know, it was just a prank! He can wash it off, it's not permanent marker!

>>952876

That must take long to get set up! Haru did a play once, and memorizing all the lines was really hard, so she has a lot of respect for people who can do it on the fly.

>>952883

Haru will bet on the overly active blonde girl that threatened her!

>>952875

…Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was.

>>952879

You're going to need a bunch if we're going to catch you up to everybody else…

>>952884

And you seem to have enough for the both of us~

>>952885

>>952884

…It's just that i am busy entertaining this little girl here. otherwise i'd give you my specialty: A knuckle sandwich. Call me when you have gained some muscle on you.

>>952886

You don't have to memorize your lines. YOu just got to know when to say what and improvise on the way there. Anyone can act. Doing it right is a different game.

>>952883

we're all losers

AND IT'S OVER!

SHEAMUS AND MATSUDA ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF PAIN WHEN IROE PUTS ON A HELMET AND A STEEL BAT TO ABSOLUTELY CRUSH THE REMAINING MALE STUDENTS IN THE ASUKA ACADEMIA GAMES!

BRAINS AND BRAWN, ACE STUDENT IROE GENMA CONQUERS THEM ALL!

MEANWHILE, NOWI, THE CUTE BRUTISH DRAGON FINALLY REACHES HER LIMIT AT THE LAST PERIOD OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. HER LITTLE DINOSAUR, ER, DRAGON BRAIN BURNS OUT LIKE AN OVERBURNT CIGARETTE BUTT!

>>952883

I would like to place my bet on Yasuke Matsuda, but Sheamus is the one meant to be the victor due to his increased strength and possible insanity.

He is obviously at the advantage, as there is no reason to his rhyme for Matsuda to detect and counter.

>>952886

Save me your excuses.

>>952887

>You hear the gun cocking.

>Then pull away from your head.

My, so eager to be destroyed by your superior?

You must have realized my philosophy.

>>952891

Congrats and thanks for hostin.

>>952891

>That Nowi event is so canon

That's it, punk you are going do - Wait, what the fuck is that noise? Is that a Hell's Ange -

>>952891

Maybe that cigarette was a good thing… Congratulations Iroe, and thank you for hosting.

>>952891

I told you the secret to my good grades for a reason, Matsuda…

I'm sorry, Shaemus… WWE won't be the same without you…

>>952887

I dont need to catch up, I have enough time! I think this is my 5th year in this grade

>>952891

Do I smell something burning?

Im not feeling well… Teacher I need to go to th-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhJMvJDSZA

CONGRATULATIONS, IROE GENMA! ACE STUDENT OF THE 17TH ASUKA ACADEMIA GAMES!

>>952889

Ah.. Haru understands! You're an entertainer, but with your fists! Well, as long as you don't seriously hurt anyone, Haru doesn't have any objections!

>>952891

The overly active blonde girl won, just like Haru predicted!

>>952892

O-okay… Haru will… be silent..

>>952891

That was a quite brutal and interesting finish.

I appreciate the opportunity.

>>952891

>>952888

Aha!

I see.

The child is stronger than they appear to be.

Congratulations.

Here is your reward.

>He produces a cell phone identical to the previous one.

>>952892

I still have no idea who you are, you crazy bi-

>>952897

Five years?! How did you even get *this* far?

Thanks for hosting, Yu—Asuka!

NICE WORK EVERYONE, BEAUTIFUL GAME! EVERYONE HAD A FINE PERFORMANCE!

REWATCH ALL THE PAST GAMES HERE INCLUDING THIS ONE!

http://theasukaacademiagames.imgur.com/

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THE ASUKA ACADEMIA GAMES, THIS HAS BEEN YOUR HEADMISTRESS HOST, ASUKA SHIKINAMI LANGLEY.

CATCH YOU CALL NEXT GAME! UNTIL NEXT TIME, GOODNIGHT!

>>952899

Thanks for the games, Host!

Thanks for the win, chumps!!

>>952896

I dissagree. Wrestlers like Hulk Hogan… CM Punk…The Undertaker. They come and go.

But the fans, they will always be there, cheering on the action and the hype. WIthout the fans, there is no wrestling.

>>952899

Thank you for hosting, ginger lady.

>>952900

You got it, little girl. And usually we don't actually TRY to hurt eachother, but sometimes, blood can be drawn and muscles torn. But that's all part of the game. That's why we need buff and strong bodies. To be more resistant to impacts.

>>952905

Thank you for hosting!

>>952900

A smart decision, girl.

I shall pardon you on this one occasion.

>You see his yellow eyes gleam behind the mask.

But never again.

>>952903

>He reaches out his hand.

Kagetane Hiruko.

A pleasure to be of your acquaintance.

>He produces a phone identical to your destroyed one.

For being able to realize the way of the world without my direct intervention.

>>952905

Thank you, Ms. Langley.

>>952888

>>952891

Ugh…I don't even get how you're possibly surpassing me, child. You seem less incapable than a potato…and don't get any weird ideas, having one that chases me around like a stalker is already enough.

>>952889

I've already got the most important thing that surpasses every muscle in your body, fool. A fully functional knowledgable brain.

>>952899

>>952905

I appreciate that you managed to entertain us, woman.

It seems I got my own tasks to do as well, make sure that you all stay in an eternal slumber so I won't have to deal with your idiocy.

Finished game threads will be locked.

This thread will be locked in 10 minutes.

>>952902

>Snatches the phone away

Thank youuuuu! Now next time, how about a fair warning, huh, jerk?!

>Runs

>>952910

If you had a fully fucntioning brain, you'd know not to mess with brawny fellas who might or might not have an attitude problem.

I'll let it slide this time. I like your spirit.

>>952912

GOTTA SHITPOST BEFORE IT'S DELETED

>>952913

>Suddenly, he's in front of you.

If I gave warning, then how could I exterminate my prey?

>>952909

Right, "Kagetane"… I think I'll take this and leave before I run out of years because of your…'antics'.

>>952916

I take it back! I'm sorry! Just let me go with my not shot cellphone…!!

>>952917

My antics are all in good taste.

Just not for both parties.

>>952918

>He steps to the side.

Run along now.

>>952907

Haru's got to return to her dorm now, but she'll watch you on her laptop there!

Uhh… the name was..?

>>952909

Thank you.. Haru will go back to her dorm and stay there, causing no more trouble!

>>952920

Then I shall do the same.