I've always (not "always") dreamt of a porn game taking heavily from dwarf fortress's adventure mode, just take all of those funny combat logs on how people have died but add "[enemy]'s penis becomes erect!" at any random point and you probably get the idea.
CoC and the like annoy me, oh great, the same 8000 word self insert porn novel that I've seen the last 4 times I've killed a goblin with high lust, HEIGHT OF ENTERTAINMENT!
Oh but this time my boobs got big so there's an additional paragraph slapped in somewhere in there, so that makes it better.
…TrapQuest is pretty okay.