Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:06:53 No. 45539
Grand Slam XIII will take place sometime tomorrow afternoon, but between now and then, we can do the winners' writeup. Here's the roster:
Louis C.K.
The Ferocious Beast (Monsters vs. Evil Humans Champ)
Olivia (/hgs/ vs. /trash/ Champ)
Fat Future Lisa
Cole MacGrath
Amethyst On Drums (Musical Instruments Champ)
Clover
Blanche
Batman (Arkham Series)
Raptor Sharkrider (Wacky Races Champ)
Marcus
Dippy Fresh
Karin
Dark Aya
H2O Delirious
Megatron and Dinobot (Duos Champ)
Pearl
Miller
Tom and Jen (Red vs. Blue vs. Yellow Champ)
Stone Cold
Gobblewonker (/hgs/ vs. Funny Valentine Champ)
The Scotsman
Rammstein
Akashi (OTP Champ)
Bartolomeo
The Amoeba Boys (/hgs/ vs. Presidents vs. Darwins Champ)
Tony Romo
Zim (/hgs/ vs. Gravity Falls Champ)
Amanda Payne
Yda
Davy Jones (Underwater Champ)
Fish Guy
Gorilla Grod
Crab
Smokey
Michelle Conrad
Makoto
Jose Altuve (Green vs. Purple vs. Orange Champ)
King Homer
Evil Processed Chicken (Business Bosses vs. Video Game Bosses Champ)
Marie
Maurice
LEGO Batman
Black Crow (White vs. Grey vs. Black Champ)
Motorhead
Duke
Steven Universe (Pink vs Brown Champ)
Joris and Lilotte
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:11:29 No. 45542
We doing intros for Valhalla too?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:13:10 No. 45543
>>45542
I don't know.
If a majority is in favor of it, sure.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:15:27 No. 45544
DC-born funnyman Louis CK delivered some capitol punishment in the first game of the season, letting a bunch of zoo animals take care of the rest! Can he still chew up the competition, or will he be forgotten like a one night stand?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:17:38 No. 45545
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:17:46 No. 45546
>>45543
Eh. I think that's a bit much, especially considering a lot of them would overlap with the winner intros anyway.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:19:52 No. 45547
The Ferocious Beast may look friendly, but he turned out to be one of the cruelest combatants in the Evil Humans vs Monsters Match, racking up an intimidating 7 kills! Can he claim enough prey in the Grand Slam, or is he not the highest link in the food chain?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:23:48 No. 45548
/hgs/ vs /trash/ was one of the more controversial matches of the season, but the painfully bashful Olivia prevented it from becoming any more scandalous by paying tribute to the great Immortan Joe! Just how deadly is this dancer? We'll find out in the Grand Slam!
I think I'm going to go to sleep now. Feel free to write some more if you're up for it.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:33:28 No. 45549
After winning Grand Slam XI, Cole MacGrath is back in it to become the 1st nom to win two Grand Slams. Will he succeed in making history or will his power run out?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:35:19 No. 45550
In Grand Slam XII, Yu Darvish represented the Texas Rangers and failed, but this time, the Rangers' rival the Houston Astros are present in Grand Slam XIII. Like Tom and Jen, Jose Altuve came back and completed a walkoff win with 7 kills. Can this Golden Glove 2B hit it out of the park or will he come short?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 05:06:02 No. 45552
Known for their heaviness, perversion, German pride, and fiery appearance, Rammstein has finally made it into the Grand Slam. Will Rammstein rock their way to the top with a Feuri Frei or will the fire be extinguished?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 05:07:50 No. 45553
After winning a wild game out in the Wild West, Tony Romo is going to his own Super Bowl with Grand Slam XIII. Can Romo score the touchdown that will win it all or will he go down like how he did during the last NFL season?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 05:08:55 No. 45554
Like a few other noms, Motorhead is making their 2nd appearance in the last 3 Grand Slams. Can Motorhead finally honor Lemmy with a Grand Slam title or will they be Killed By Death?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 10:43:23 No. 45557
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While a street fighting karate prodigy seeking to keep her dojo running, Makoto's primary mission in the Grand Slam is to PUNCH EVERYONE IN THE DOWNSTAIRS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um_omy5TB1o
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 11:11:03 No. 45558
>>45542
I'll be introducing the Valhallas after the Grand Slam is over.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 18:08:16 No. 45559
This version of Lisa Simpson has…seen better days. Well, disregarding the fact that she's the only survivor of a Capitol-paid trip to space. Can she make it back home to Ralph and her kids, or will her will to live finally falter?
Amethyst, the rough and rowdy Crystal Gem, outdid the competition at an extremely demanding music school, but does she have the guts to watch her fellow bandmates die and become a Winner among Winners?
As his name might imply, Clover is in no shortage of luck, to the point where he could safely let the Arena kill the competition for him. However, luck is never infinite in the Hunger Games, and the day may come when Clover will have to turn his hands red after all, or risk somebody else doing it for him.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 18:28:17 No. 45560
Blanche used to investigate murders in her home city of Paris, but going to war had her doing the killing instead! Can Blanche use what she's learned to make it through the Grand Slam, or was she better off leaving this to the professionals?
This version of Batman is one of the most physically imposing, taking on dozens of thugs and superpowered freaks in the span of a night and coming out victorious. However, victory won't come so quickly in the Grand Slam, especially with a blockier version of the Caped Crusader around.
It's a raptor! On a shark! With a bazooka! After whacking the competition in a wacky race, this deadly duo is looking to win everything in the Grand Slam! Can they leave their enemies in their wake, or is it leather purses and shark fin soup for them?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 18:47:38 No. 45561
Marcus is not your typical bloodthirsty Super Mutant, but he still proved he's a threat in the last phases of his game. Can he continue to do his mutated brethren proud, or is Jacobstown going to need a new mayor?
Mabel's mental picture of her bro came out of his game as fresh as a lily, but he may have to change his style now that more skilled Tributes are around to harsh his buzz.
Arrogant as she may be, Karin Kanzuki proved she's not just bluff and bluster after outdoing some stiff competition in her last game. Can she hold her head high through the Grand Slam, or will she finally be humbled?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 19:10:52 No. 45562
Still need to do:
Dark Aya
H2O Delirious
Megatron and Dinobot (Duos Champ)
Pearl
Miller
Tom and Jen (Red vs. Blue vs. Yellow Champ)
Stone Cold
Gobblewonker (/hgs/ vs. Funny Valentine Champ)
The Scotsman
Akashi (OTP Champ)
Bartolomeo
The Amoeba Boys (/hgs/ vs. Presidents vs. Darwins Champ)
Zim (/hgs/ vs. Gravity Falls Champ)
Amanda Payne
Yda
Davy Jones (Underwater Champ)
Fish Guy
Gorilla Grod
Crab
Smokey
Michelle Conrad
King Homer
Evil Processed Chicken (Business Bosses vs. Video Game Bosses Champ)
Marie
Maurice
LEGO Batman
Black Crow (White vs. Grey vs. Black Champ)
Duke
Steven Universe (Pink vs Brown Champ)
Joris and Lilotte
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 19:38:34 No. 45563
Aya, the AI of the Green Lanterns' ship, is looking a little different than usual. After dispatching 4 of her classmates with no regrets, this Season 1 winner looks to take her new style all the way to the top, but there's always the possibility of someone pulling off her own approach better than her…
H2O Delirious was surprisingly subtle in his last game, waiting until the very end to do his best Jason Voorhees impression. Can he sink his enemies in the next game once more, or will his madness hold him back in the long run?
Megatron and Dinobot went up against 23 other duos in a special version of the Hunger Games and ended the competition with 5 kills each. These powerful Predacons are now looking to exploit their numbers advantage in the Grand Slam, but the most dangerous predators have become prey before.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:00:35 No. 45565
Pearl's no stranger to winning these games, but this may be her most difficult shot at the grand prize yet. If she can work up the nerve to leave two of her closest friends behind, she might finally reach the end of the Grand Slam.
"Master" Miller earned his title in the seediest way possible, seducing the rest of his Final 4 and leading them down a dark path of self-destruction. This heartless heartbreaker is now a favorite to win the Grand Slam, but he's so famous that someone may try to take his life for themselves…
Tom and Jen, last of the Blue Army, put their lives to good use after a soldier from the Red Army decided to save them at the cost of her life, winning the game for their team despite two bloodthirsty enemies sharing the stage with them. Just how far can the thought of Wordgirl's sacrifice drive these two fashion enthusiasts?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:02:10 No. 45566
24 out of 48. We're halfway done.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:26:39 No. 45567
Former WWE Superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin put on a stunning performance in the Hunger Games, stomping a mudhole in 5 other Tributes and coming out the champion. Will the Texas Rattlesnake take a bite out of his fellow winners, or is his own venom too much for him to handle?
"Monster" doesn't even begin to describe the Gobblewonker. He's murdered the President of the United States (twice!), a 7 mile spanking machine, and the entirety of Reddit's userbase. This obliterator from Oregon may have a body count in the millions (recorded as 8), but stranger things than its defeat have happened in the Hunger Games.
This rough acquaintance of Samurai Jack didn't handle life in the city too well, but everything eventually turned around with an addiction-induced bout of violence. Hopefully, he'll only relapse in this next game when there's some eejit that needs their head cut off.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:27:05 No. 45568
>TFW /hgs/ won't upload the images I post
That Damn Host 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:27:49 No. 45569
The Gobblewonker is not the kind of mechanical beast you want to mess with. Being the victor of a mini-boss fight against president Funny Valentine, this ruthless fiend killed both friend and foe alike as he secured his spot as one of the deadliest nominees of this season. Can the Gobblewonker repeat his brutal success, or will he fall to another champ?
Michelle Conrad and her brother both somehow managed to break the game during their short time at war. Although her brother fell, Michelle managed to pull through to the end and win. Michelle will need to come up with a big idea of how to win, lest she end up like her brother.
Marie somehow managed to succeed after her sister. Callie, was the first to be killed in the match she won. Marie managed to stay low throughout the whole match, never getting involved with anyone until the end, and even then she never killed anyone. Can she stealth her way through the Grand Slam, or will her ink end up on the nom who killed her?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:28:41 No. 45570
>>45567
>>45569
Oh, good! We only overlapped once this time.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:31:56 No. 45571
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:37:17 No. 45572
anyone else having problems posting images?
i had an introduction wrote for one of my noms but because it wouldn't post the image.
it just shows up as a gray box in the quick reply area.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:38:08 No. 45573
>>45572
Just post it anyway. I've been having that problem, but the images come out fine when I post them.
That Damn Host 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:38:20 No. 45574
>>45572
Yeah, I had that happen. That's why I was testing an image earlier before I posted.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:40:24 No. 45575
Akashi won a trip to Paris that definitely didn't pan out like she'd expected. After several love-related disasters, the death of her boyfriend(?), and the self-sacrifice of a Hellspawn, Akashi came out the winner of the inaugural Valentine's Day Hunger Games. Now she's going to have to survive another battlefield. Here's hoping she can keep her cool as always.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:46:14 No. 45577
Still need to do:
Bartolomeo
The Amoeba Boys (/hgs/ vs. Presidents vs. Darwins Champ)
Zim (/hgs/ vs. Gravity Falls Champ)
Amanda Payne
Yda
Davy Jones (Underwater Champ)
Fish Guy
Gorilla Grod
Crab
Smokey
King Homer
Evil Processed Chicken (Business Bosses vs. Video Game Bosses Champ)
Maurice
LEGO Batman
Black Crow (White vs. Grey vs. Black Champ)
Duke
Joris and Lilotte
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:50:36 No. 45578
the post for Steven Universe's introduction was deleted, so it needs to be re-done.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 20:57:25 No. 45579
Bartolomeo the Cannibal is so annoying that talking to him feels like getting your face chewed off, but he somehow made a close friend in Boltman, the perpetually smiling Chargers mascot. The relationship ended on a bittersweet note when Boltman died to the harsh conditions, but Barto is still as wicked as ever, and looks to piss off more people in the Grand Slam.
The Amoeba Boys used to be the resident laughingstock of Townsville, but they're not so funny anymore. The luckiest duck in the world and a multitude of US Presidents couldn't stand up to these cellular psychos, and they seek to spread their reputation even more in the Grand Slam.
In a special edition of the Hunger Games focusing on the small town of Gravity Falls, the alien "invader" Zim somehow managed to be the only one alive by the end, at one point pushing a mountain into a moat. Has this novice Irken finally proved himself worthy to the Tallest, or was his last victory an accident, like so many of the disasters he's caused?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 21:28:24 No. 45580
She's pretty, she's peppy, and she's here to bring the pain! Amanda P. racked up a frightening 6 kills during her last match, and she shows no signs of stopping. Just how constant is this Payne?
When you're this tough, you don't need manners. Impolite pugilist Yda qualified for Valhalla during her last game, and doesn't seem to be interested in making friends here. Is she really all she needs, or will she be unable to court victory in the Grand Slam?
They say it's better down where it's wetter, but Davy Jones is doing his best to disprove that. 23 other waterborne Tributes tried to outlast him on an island, but only he survived after 7 days of drawn out expiration. How well will this paranormal pirate do against landlubbers on drier land?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 21:34:59 No. 45581
Still need to do:
Fish Guy
Gorilla Grod
Crab
Smokey
King Homer
Evil Processed Chicken (Business Bosses vs. Video Game Bosses Champ)
Maurice
LEGO Batman
Black Crow (White vs. Grey vs. Black Champ)
Duke
Steven Universe (Pink vs. Brown Champ)
Joris and Lilotte
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:06:46 No. 45583
Oh, that's nice, I'm in the Grand Slam. After surviving a Valentine's Day massacre led by Don Karnage, Fish Guy will be up against other sea creatures in this upcoming matchup. Will he come out on top or be disappointed like in his picture?
With homefield advantage on his side, Gorilla Grodd was able to lure his opponents to their doom with the jungle surroundings. Will Grodd survive whatever arena is in store or will he regret leaving the jungle?
In space, this crab was nuisance to some other noms as the crab proved to be deadly. Will crab claw his way to victory or be turned into a Red Lobster meal?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:08:01 No. 45584
Smokey, the only surviving member of the Basement trio, successfully avenged his buddy Steamer for what happened to him in Season 6 on the /co/ Hunger Games. Smokey finally has the chance to carry on his friend's legacy in the Grand Slam. Whether he'll make it or not is a mystery though.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:12:25 No. 45585
Turns out having a helmet does help, as Steven proved in the Neapolitan Color Wars. Something snapped in Steven during the Neapolitan Color Wars, in which he racked up a total of 5 kills, securing himself a place in the Valhalla game. Whether his rage will continue in the Grand Slam is yet to be determined at this point.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:14:27 No. 45586
King Homer
Evil Processed Chicken (Business Bosses vs. Video Game Bosses Champ)
Maurice
LEGO Batman
Black Crow (White vs. Grey vs. Black Champ)
Duke
Joris and Lilotte
Still need to be done.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:22:32 No. 45587
After ruling over the other noms in a late night game, King Homer is here to reign as a champ. Will Homer win the gold or be dethroned?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:24:33 No. 45588
Kabrok, a former adventurer turned villain, found the excitement he was craving in the White vs Grey vs Black games, securing the win for his team. Will the Black Crow experience more excitement in the Grand Slam, or have his fun-seeking ways finally become his undoing?
Duke Crabtree is supposed to be a police detective, but he ended up killing 3 tributes once the competition thinned out. Why? Because he's a terrorist! Well, that's not entirely true: he also did it because he wanted to live. How far is he willing to go now that a higher caliber of enemy lies ahead of him?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:24:38 No. 45589
He's crazy, he's old (but heEEEeeEEee's not Old Man), he's Maurice. Storming in from a poor provincial French town on his wagon full o' contraptions and inventions, can Maurice trick everyone else in the Grand Slam into standing right next to his wood-chopping engine?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:25:56 No. 45590
LEGO Batman
Joris and Lilotte
Evil Processed Chicken
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:28:13 No. 45591
In the last game, this cute duo went on a late rampage in Rome and almost robbed Archie of the final Valhalla spot. Will this cute duo continue their murders or will the deadly competition prove too much for them?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:30:45 No. 45592
This chicken shouldn't even be alive, and yet, here it is, waiting for the Grand Slam after murdering 5 other bosses in the concrete jungle. Can he win this one for his beloved Netherdragon, or is he finally going to be eaten alive…undead…whatever.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:31:29 No. 45593
All that's left is LEGO Batman.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:31:36 No. 45594
Even without a head, this chicken went on a rampage against other bosses in the city and even had a friendship with the Enderdragon. Will this chicken continue his evil plans or will he lose his head even though he has no head?
Lego Batman is here for justice and a Grand Slam win as he will go up against his Arkham Asylum counterpart. Will the blockified Dark Knight soar to the top or will the justice be too rough for the hero?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:32:14 No. 45595
>>45594
Aaaand that's it, perfect time too.
So who's gonna be hosting it, and what template?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:32:33 No. 45596
And there we have it! Now, what arena should we do for the Grand Slam? Valentine's Day?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:32:45 No. 45597
Alright, everything's set! Now we just have to wait for the host to put everyone in.
Who's hosting, by the way?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:33:25 No. 45598
>>45596
Valentine's Day sounds fun, but it's got less events than the other templates.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:33:40 No. 45599
>>45596
I think Valentine's Day needs a bit more refining before we use it for a Grand Slam.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:35:01 No. 45600
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:36:34 No. 45601
>>45597
I'll host it. I already hosted 5-7 games so far. BTW, on Chatzy, I go by the name of Michael. Since I have experience as a host, am I allowed to use a name instead of Anonymous?
>>45600
Sounds good.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:37:28 No. 45602
>>45601
You can use a name, there's no problem with that.
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:38:17 No. 45603
>>45602
Alrighty! I'm going to get things set up.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:41:09 No. 45604
So, while we're waiting, how was your day?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:41:50 No. 45605
>>45604
Uneventful. Only woke up 40 minutes ago.
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:44:00 No. 45606
>>45604
I realized that I may have an uncurable skin condition that increases risk of arthritis, lymphoma, cardiovascular disease, Crohn's disease, and depression.
So y'know, the usual.
Lazy Host 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:44:11 No. 45607
>>45604
Ever since I got back from Canada, very tired
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 22:59:51 No. 45610
Ladies and gentleman, your 48 Grand Slam XIII competitors go back to school. Who will win?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:00:58 No. 45611
>Steven, Pearl and Amethyst
This is going to be tragic.
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:02:22 No. 45612
Lazy Host 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:02:23 No. 45613
>>45610
Knowing my luck, not my nom
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:03:49 No. 45614
Holy shit, how many people die to start the game?
Also, 2nd Grand Slam Title denied. :(
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:05:07 No. 45615
>>45614
Steven is still bloodlusted, and King Homer immediately feels Karma's wrath!
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:05:55 No. 45616
Today's 1st lesson is don't wear stupid masks while driving.
Lazy Host 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:05:56 No. 45617
>>45614
Damn Clover, he is off to a great start!
He's dead
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:07:05 No. 45618
These noms will not be going home with the precious /hgs/ Grand Slam Championship Trophy even though Cole already has one.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:08:04 No. 45619
>>45614
Oh, Pearl, you thirsty loser.
>>45616
Akashi should be thankful teeth was all she lost.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:11:03 No. 45620
Hopefully I can post now because captcha's being a bitch
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:12:14 No. 45621
I am having technical difficulties right now.
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:14:35 No. 45622
A 2 vs. 2 battle eliminates the colored matches walkoff heroes.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:15:53 No. 45623
>>45622
GOBBLEWONKEEEEEER!
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:15:57 No. 45624
If everything is now working for me, then I'll continue. I went ahead and did more screencaps, so here's Day 2.
Goodbye last nom. :(
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:16:19 No. 45625
>>45622
Holy shit, they're dropping like flies. F for Tom and Jen, Jose Altuve, Miller, and Barto.
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:16:52 No. 45626
More than 1/4 of dead noms on one page.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:17:45 No. 45627
>>45624
Raptor and Shark certainly have edgy teeth.
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:17:51 No. 45628
2nd Night is definitely not peaceful either.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:20:07 No. 45631
>>45629
Amanda control yourself
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:19:50 No. 45632
>>45630
F is for fuck my life.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:20:27 No. 45633
>>45628
Steven's plan enters its next phase!
>>45629
Olivia's car got trashed, and the Amoeba Boys went back to being hopeless idiots.
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:20:36 No. 45634
There's a few Carlos puns in here, I swear.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:21:16 No. 45635
>>45634
Shark Raptor should have got the jump on him.
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:21:22 No. 45636
>>45634
That's literally the opposite of cold.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:21:59 No. 45637
>>45634
Stone cold, but fire hot.
Fish Guy uses goo to his advantage.
ALL HAIL BATMAN, MONSTER SLAYER
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:23:07 No. 45639
A Valhalla favorite is denied a Grand Slam Title.
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:23:19 No. 45640
>>45638
>We got a male pregnancy!
That's what Seth MacFarlane said to the writers of Family Guy.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:23:25 No. 45641
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:23:55 No. 45642
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:24:00 No. 45643
>>45639
He still has a 2nd chance in the Valhalla match.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:24:10 No. 45644
>>45638
>SCSA dispensing social justice
what
The Ferocious Beast doesn't outrank humanity and their fucked up cousins.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:25:47 No. 45646
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:26:09 No. 45647
The Feast brings us to our final 9!
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:26:40 No. 45648
>>45645
No, Grodd! That was a blessing in disguise!
>>45647
Holy shit, Steven and Fish Guy.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:26:51 No. 45649
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:27:25 No. 45651
>>45647
Aww, Davey Jones and Marcus would have been a cute couple.
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:27:55 No. 45652
There's always next season.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:27:56 No. 45653
>>45650
The school mascot is the Batman. The crab is the one who wears the mascot suit.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:29:47 No. 45655
>>45654
Smokey certainly looks like he's pondering it in his icon.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:29:55 No. 45656
>>45654
Austin tried to calm down. Obviously, that didn't work out for him.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:30:46 No. 45658
>>45657
They got the jump on him.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:31:01 No. 45659
>>45657
Can't argue with that lynch mob.
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:31:14 No. 45660
Two big killers taken down. Good idea.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:31:48 No. 45661
>>45660
Steven will be the next
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:32:02 No. 45662
One Batman tries to kill the other on this peaceful night.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:32:25 No. 45663
>>45662
Smokey is all too familiar with this place.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:32:50 No. 45665
>>45662
On the bright side, their cheerleading formation should improve.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:33:31 No. 45667
>>45664
IT WAS A RUSE BY THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:33:42 No. 45668
>>45664
b-but why!? Smokey was their friend
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:34:29 No. 45669
One nom makes the right choice.
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:35:19 No. 45670
Batman with the 50/50 chance!
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:35:31 No. 45671
>>45669
>Both of my noms die one after the other
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:35:40 No. 45672
>>45670
The Payne Train gets derailed!
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:35:42 No. 45673
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:36:30 No. 45674
>>45673
>>45670
Well
This is awkward
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:36:38 No. 45675
We're down to 4, place your bets!
http://strawpoll.me/6903184
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:38:18 No. 45678
>>45677
the batmans are odd to say the least.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:38:53 No. 45680
>>45677
what kind of porn was that?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:39:01 No. 45681
>>45677
Arkham Batman looks for some juicy gossip on his fellow cheerleaders.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:39:25 No. 45682
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:40:31 No. 45684
>>45683
That's one tough shell.
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:41:27 No. 45686
File: 1456270887564.png (Spoiler Image, 165.48 KB, 1414x1219, 1414:1219, Night 10.png )
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:41:45 No. 45687
>>45685
>It's a one nom does something mundane or kills someone else while everyone else dies to environmental deaths ending
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:41:58 No. 45688
>>45686
Number one in the poll is dead. Safe to say Maurice is next.
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:42:05 No. 45689
>>45686
Betrayal among the cheerleaders!
Lazy Host 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:42:16 No. 45690
>>45685
>>45686
I guess Batman didn't take it very well
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:42:24 No. 45691
Batman vs. Batman finale DENIED!
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:42:33 No. 45692
>>45686
>Batman Arkham Version starring in a play right after Crab, who got the part in at try out, got killed
KEK
E
K
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:42:52 No. 45693
>>45691
Batman vs Batman deathmatch is just as good!
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:43:13 No. 45695
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:43:30 No. 45696
>>45694
MAURICE MAURICE
HE'S OUR GUY
IF HE CAN'T DO IT
I WILL CRY
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:43:45 No. 45697
THE GRAND SLAM XIII CHAMPION IS…
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:44:13 No. 45699
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:44:31 No. 45700
>>45696
>>45697
you can start to cry right now
Lazy Host 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:44:37 No. 45701
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:44:49 No. 45702
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:45:21 No. 45703
It's time for the trophy presentation!
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:46:10 No. 45704
Is everyone ready for the VALHALLA GAME?
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:46:19 No. 45705
Michael 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:46:31 No. 45706
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:46:33 No. 45707
>>45703
Holy fuck, Batman. What happened to your no-kill rule?
Still thrilled about winning, though.
>>45704
AWWWWW YEAH, BRING OUT THOSE MASS MURDERERS
Lazy Host 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:46:41 No. 45708
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:46:49 No. 45709
>>45704
START THE KILLING!!
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:46:57 No. 45710
>>45708
Alright
Sorry guys
Valhalla is cancelled
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:47:36 No. 45711
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:47:51 No. 45712
>>45710
Yes, I'm kidding. Intros coming soon.
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:50:43 No. 45714
It's time to introduce the murderers!
We have:
The rambunctious rappers, OutKast!
The feisty firecrotch, Unused!
The ferocious beast, Ferocious Beast!
The deadly dancer, Olivia!
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:50:59 No. 45715
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:52:53 No. 45716
The infamous Cole MacGrath!
The metal monster, Mechagodzilla!
The spherical mastermind, Eggman!
The beastly butler, Edwin Jarvis!
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:56:23 No. 45718
The deadly dragon, Alduin!
The guy from an anime I know nothing about, Kamina!
The grateful ghost, Casper!
The amoral artist, Dean!
Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:58:07 No. 45719
>>45718
Kamina the revolving rampager.
Roddor 02/23/16 (Tue) 23:59:11 No. 45720
The cutest cartoonist, Fenny!
The robo duo, Megatron and Dinobot!
The powerful pipsqueak, Grunt!
The Communist assistant, Isabelle!
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:01:44 No. 45721
The double-Valhalla wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
The bashful beaver, Toothy!
The even more deadly dragon, Gobblewonker!
The OTP obliterator, John Egbert!
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:09:07 No. 45722
The killer kryptonian, Supergirl!
The metal murderer, Ghost Walking Guy!
The pilot from a failed pilot, Amanda Payne!
The pugilist powerhouse, Yda!
Sorry, the captcha wasn't working right.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:09:53 No. 45723
>>45722
Did you have to open the image in another tab?
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:11:33 No. 45724
The crazed captain, Don Karnage!
The amazing android, Robot Jones!
The bearded bastard, Smokey!
The crotch-punching Makoto!
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:14:10 No. 45725
The sword-wielding slayer, Lucina!
The supreme second baseman, Jose Altuve!
The walking man, Walking Man!
The pissed-off poultry, Evil Processed Chicken!
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:16:47 No. 45726
The great goblin, Sassy Hardwrench!
The deadly dojo master, Dan Hibiki!
The pink menace, Steven Universe!
And last but not least, the smartest skeleton, Archie!
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:17:37 No. 45727
And there's that! So, what arena Roddor?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:18:08 No. 45728
>>45726
The gang's all here!
Just a few questions: What template is this taking place in, and will this count as the first match of the new season?
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:20:35 No. 45729
>>45728
>Will this count as the first match of the new season?
That's a good question.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:20:48 No. 45730
>>45727
>>45728
War, and maybe, we'll see what the other hosts think.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:22:54 No. 45731
>>45730
Alright, I had 5 noms in Grand Slam XIII and they sucked ass in it. This time I have 3 noms, hope one of them gets far.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:23:26 No. 45732
>>45730
John looks worried about Gobblewonker baring his teeth towards him.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:23:51 No. 45733
These noms worked hard to get here, and they're clearly not going out easily!
Two teams form as well!
http://strawpoll.me/6903500
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:25:58 No. 45735
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:26:01 No. 45736
>>45734
The chill of death is something Stone Cold didn't want to experience again.
Cole McGrath, on the other hand, doesn't give a fuck.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:26:05 No. 45737
An egg gets cracked and the one man to get Valhalla twice this season is unceremoniously removed.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:27:21 No. 45738
Amanda knows how to use a knife.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:27:45 No. 45739
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:28:08 No. 45740
>>45738
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:28:36 No. 45741
>>45740
Amanda must hate Hey Ya!
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:28:42 No. 45742
A few more unlucky tributes meet their end.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:29:28 No. 45743
>>45742
>Lt. Gobblewonker ain't got no legs
WELL GEE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:29:43 No. 45744
>>45742
Makoto makes the wrong choice.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:29:58 No. 45745
>>45742
The dragon destined to end the world dies because of some poisoned berries.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:30:17 No. 45746
>>45741
That's impossible, no one hates Hey Ya. It's a thoroughly unhatable song.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:30:57 No. 45747
>>45746
It's been well-established that Amanda is not a normal human being.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:32:09 No. 45749
>>45748
It's a dramatic way of saying he floated off because he felt too cold.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:32:34 No. 45750
Fire Emblem BTFO while Kamina gets instant karma.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:32:53 No. 45751
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:33:04 No. 45752
How many underground bases does Robot Jones need?
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:33:45 No. 45753
Casper is definitely the odd one out in this group.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:34:12 No. 45754
>>45750
That's one half of Team /v/ down!
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:34:18 No. 45755
>>45753
Casper is best anime.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:35:10 No. 45756
>>45755
According to the Japanese definition, he IS anime.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:35:29 No. 45757
A violent night occurs while Robot Jones struggles with his antivirus.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:36:55 No. 45758
>>45757
Losing 2 vs. 2 fights suck.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:36:58 No. 45759
>>45757
Somebody cage up those animals!
Does Archie even have a windpipe?
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:37:07 No. 45760
They all realized who the real threat is.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:37:11 No. 45761
>>45757
Godzilla still never ever?
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:37:42 No. 45762
>>45760
>Supergirl using a gun.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:37:51 No. 45763
>>45760
>Don Karnage letting in Gobblewonker
Not the brightest idea.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:38:10 No. 45764
>>45760
The Chicken is getting bold.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:39:57 No. 45766
>>45764
I'm gonna be keeping a close eye on Chicken, Sassy, Jones, and Yda.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:41:30 No. 45767
>>45766
Jose underestimated Dan, but can you really blame him?
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:41:33 No. 45768
One of the Chicken's cronies carries out another hit.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:41:48 No. 45769
>>45766
I thought Altuve would be the one hitting a grenade back.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:41:54 No. 45770
>>45768
Team /v/ has been wiped out!
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:42:05 No. 45771
>>45768
Robots gotta stick together.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:43:06 No. 45773
>>45769
I feel like the conversation went like this:
Dan: Hey Jose, you're a second baseman, but have you ever wanted to pitch.
Jose: Okay.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:43:38 No. 45774
Fenny is determined to be the only furry around here.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:44:12 No. 45775
>>45774
That's what you get for killing one of my noms, Dan.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:45:11 No. 45776
>>45770
Sassy is WoW. WoW is still /v/.
And that was a teamkill, both of them were my only nominees this round.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:45:16 No. 45777
Toothy uses his Happy Tree Branch while The Chicken is taken down by one of his own henchmen.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:45:49 No. 45778
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:46:22 No. 45779
>>45777
Great googly moogly.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:46:37 No. 45780
>>45777
Ferocious Beast is getting back some of his fighting spirit!
>Headless chicken gets his head crushed
Is this a lich and phylactery type of deal?
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:46:39 No. 45781
This was the deadliest day so far. We lost a lot of potential good winners here.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:48:12 No. 45782
A 2v2 brings us to our final 8.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:48:20 No. 45783
>>45776
Makoto and Lucina, specifically, were part of a team of video game characters who ambushed someone back in their original game. It's an in-joke, kind of.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:48:44 No. 45784
>>45782
Cole won't be getting any new awards tonight!
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:49:21 No. 45785
Feast time!
A powerful threat is taken out.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:49:50 No. 45786
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:50:32 No. 45788
>>45785
Jarvis loves his dry clothing. Supergirl's passing was a tragedy for him.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:50:59 No. 45789
>>45787
THE FAVORITE CHOKES!
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:51:20 No. 45790
>>45787
>Sea monster dies of thirst
Couldn't have asked for a better ending.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:51:39 No. 45791
We're down to the final 5!
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:52:26 No. 45792
>>45791
F for my ace in the hole, Cole MacGrath.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:52:36 No. 45793
Edwin wasn't impressed with Toothy's war face.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:54:29 No. 45795
>>45794
Now it's just down to the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. I'll let you decide who's who.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:55:21 No. 45796
I was wondering where the arena event was.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:55:49 No. 45797
>>45796
>Nom I was rooting for dies in arena event
son of a
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:56:05 No. 45798
>>45796
The butler didn't do it! Well, he did some of it, but not all of it!
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:56:38 No. 45799
It's down to Megatron and Dinobot vs Yda.
Place your bets here, people!
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:57:36 No. 45800
Well that's a rather odd way to end things.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:58:53 No. 45801
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 00:59:01 No. 45802
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:01:04 No. 45803
Congrats to the Champion of Valhalla!
So, do you think Megatron and Dinobot should be the first winner in Grand Slam 14?
And should Arkham Batman and Steve Austin be included in the next Valhalla roster?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:01:54 No. 45804
>>45803
no for both questions.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:02:52 No. 45805
>>45803
I can't see why not
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:03:50 No. 45806
will we be able to fit in some vanilla games today?
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:06:47 No. 45807
I think later tonight I'm gonna host a vs. match theme
It'll be USA vs. Canada
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:11:00 No. 45808
>>45807
I can dig it.
One question: do Ed, Edd, n Eddy count as Canadian? Danny Antonucci is Canadian.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:11:53 No. 45809
>>45808
It's Canadian American
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:12:00 No. 45810
As it relates to how season 14 start, I think the Valhalla winner should NOT be listed as the winner of game 1.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:12:22 No. 45811
>>45808
I'm pretty sure the characters themselves are American. It's up to Lazy
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:15:02 No. 45812
>>45809
>>45811
>>45808
As far as I know, If the show first started out in Canada, then the characters are canadian (Unless stated otherwise)
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:15:39 No. 45813
Oh god, there's a guy going around as Michael now?
Man this is awkward.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:30:19 No. 45814
>>45813
Yeah? Is that an issue?
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:32:10 No. 45815
>>45813
Is your name Michael?
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:32:30 No. 45816
>>45814
Of course not. I mean, Michael is a pretty common name and all.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:33:11 No. 45817
I think I remember a host named Michael IIRC
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:34:37 No. 45818
>>45815
Yes it is.
>>45817
That's me.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:46:35 No. 45819
so will a vanilla game be hosted or?
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:48:36 No. 45820
>>45819
Pretty sure Lazy isn't hosting USA vs Canada until later.
I can host a vanilla (if people are here, that is).
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:49:22 No. 45821
>>45820
I'm here but I'm not sure if I can nom because the site isn't working great.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:50:10 No. 45822
>>45820
i'm here too.
>>45821
just press new reply again if it doesn't go through.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:50:33 No. 45823
>>45821
Could always just post an image link as well.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:53:10 No. 45825
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:53:43 No. 45826
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:54:24 No. 45827
>>45820
I'm here, but I had to switch to a different browser to see the empty box that the captcha image should be in so I could right-click that and load it in a new tab.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:55:07 No. 45828
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:55:23 No. 45829
I think we have enough people for a quick 24-man game.
What arena you guys want?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:55:55 No. 45830
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:56:47 No. 45831
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:57:31 No. 45832
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:57:50 No. 45833
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:58:55 No. 45834
>>45831
>>45833
Is that template still horribly written?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:59:12 No. 45835
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:59:48 No. 45836
I guess we'll do the theme park.
Calling for noms at 9:05 PM EST
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:59:53 No. 45837
>>45834
i think some events got fixed.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:59:48 No. 45838
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:00:17 No. 45839
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:00:41 No. 45840
>>45836
Welp, fuck that noise. I'm out.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:00:57 No. 45841
Are we doing America vs Canada?
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:01:23 No. 45842
>>45841
That will be later
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:01:24 No. 45843
>>45841
that's being done later tonight.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:01:45 No. 45844
Honestly I think the Theme Park template needs an overhaul to be usable. Everything needed to be rewritten last time I saw it.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:02:39 No. 45845
>>45844
Would you rather I use /hungergames/ Theme Park?
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:03:34 No. 45846
>>45845
Huh, never saw that one before.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:05:20 No. 45847
File: 1456279520346.jpg (193.73 KB, 990x662, 495:331, Cool-Zone-abandoned-Six-Fl….jpg )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:05:26 No. 45848
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:05:28 No. 45849
Zeus the Rapper, scared little girl
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:05:28 No. 45851
Dr. Cox
Statler and Waldorf
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:05:36 No. 45853
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:05:47 No. 45856
Cole Sear, Norman Babcock
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:08:04 No. 45864
>>45861
I think Competent Criminal is cutoff.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:08:42 No. 45865
Alright, give me some time.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:09:07 No. 45866
>The server took too long to post your post.
Just kept mashing and mashing on the button until it went through.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:16:59 No. 45868
File: 1456280219277.jpg (149.1 KB, 1583x970, 1583:970, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
ARE YOU READY?
I decided on a version of /hungergames/'s Theme Park with a few the carnival events thrown in.
If I remember the gimmick correctly, at night the guards start roaming and hunting people who stay in the park or something.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:17:29 No. 45869
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:17:58 No. 45870
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:20:48 No. 45871
File: 1456280448721.jpg (241.69 KB, 1583x3220, 1583:3220, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
THE BLOODBATH!
Dewey already planning an uprising.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:21:57 No. 45872
>>45871
Garterbelt and Zombieman still stick together, even though they're from different Districts.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:23:08 No. 45873
File: 1456280588421.jpg (223.33 KB, 1583x3036, 1583:3036, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
DAY 1
You do the crime, you do the time.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:23:43 No. 45874
Is being arrested a death event or?
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:25:17 No. 45875
File: 1456280718051.jpg (227.43 KB, 1583x2735, 1583:2735, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
NIGHT 1
The Simpsons are brutal.
>>45874
Yeah, getting arrested is a death event.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:26:21 No. 45876
>>45875
Truly, he is a competent criminal.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:28:16 No. 45878
File: 1456280896151.jpg (163.16 KB, 1583x1982, 1583:1982, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
DAY 2
I don't even want to know.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:29:28 No. 45879
>>45878
Bart, Lisa, and Trip all look shocked about the ride.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:30:01 No. 45880
File: 1456281001596.jpg (162.87 KB, 1583x1698, 1583:1698, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:32:03 No. 45881
File: 1456281123228.jpg (162.32 KB, 1583x1982, 1583:1982, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
DAY 3
Is this the first actual kill of the game? I'm not sure.
A. Nonny Moose 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:33:16 No. 45882
>Bam Ham Batman is the winner
>Lego Batman was third
You really can't beat the Batman.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:33:26 No. 45883
>>45881
I can see Hater doing that
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:34:03 No. 45884
File: 1456281243330.jpg (150.92 KB, 1583x1681, 1583:1681, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
NIGHT 3
Dewey's mojo gets /sug/ in trouble!
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:34:54 No. 45885
>>45881
>Gee Waldorf, you sure know the directions in this place well.
>I have a good reason for knowing this place.
>Really? What is it?
>So I can find the exit as quick as possible!
>DOHOHOHOHOHO
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:35:46 No. 45886
File: 1456281346057.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.27 KB, 1583x1414, 1583:1414, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
THE FEAST
Forgot the only Feast death event is basically just leaving the park. Knew I forgot something.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:36:41 No. 45887
>>45884
Disguised as a security guard is a death event?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:37:03 No. 45888
Are the only death events in this template arrests? Mercy.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:37:30 No. 45889
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:37:58 No. 45890
>>45888
I suppose it's an interesting idea in theory. Not that fun to watch though.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:40:24 No. 45892
>>45891
Crayon Pop has strength in numbers.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:41:36 No. 45893
File: 1456281696326.jpg (Spoiler Image, 81.58 KB, 1583x970, 1583:970, FireShot Screen Capture #1….jpg )
NIGHT 4
Well alright then.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:42:40 No. 45894
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:42:46 No. 45895
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:42:56 No. 45896
>>45893
>We just won The Hunger Games!
>They have an appropriate name.
>Why is that?
>The food is the only fun thing about it!
>DOHOHOHOHOHO
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:45:11 No. 45897
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
As much as I like the concept, I'd say this needs just as much work as the other theme park.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:46:11 No. 45898
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:46:18 No. 45899
Winners List:
Statler and Waldorf
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:46:39 No. 45900
>>45898
Yeah, I don't even know.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:47:01 No. 45902
>Leave for a few minutes
>Come back
>I got the first win of the season
Unf
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:47:25 No. 45903
>2 kills throughout the whole game
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:47:47 No. 45904
>>45902
Maybe your characters just do poorly in violent situations.
A. Nonny Moose 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:48:30 No. 45905
>>45898
>>45900
>>45901
>>45903
And technically it was only one, too. It must be a bug that made it appear as two.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:51:04 No. 45906
I think I'm gonna host a game myself.
What arena ya'll want?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:51:46 No. 45907
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:52:49 No. 45908
>>45906
I'm down for any arena.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:53:27 No. 45909
Guess I'll go with Christmas then.
24 noms, 10:00 PM, be ready.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:55:44 No. 45910
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 02:56:29 No. 45911
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:00:09 No. 45913
Give me 22
Judge Kitty Meow Meow Face, Big Boss
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:00:13 No. 45914
Juddy Hopps and Nick Wilde
A. Nonny Moose 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:01:04 No. 45925
I don't even have any noms on this computer.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:03:54 No. 45927
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:05:58 No. 45928
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:09:25 No. 45930
>>45929
Looks pretty goog.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:09:33 No. 45931
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:10:37 No. 45932
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:10:38 No. 45933
File: 1456283438865.png (Spoiler Image, 481.31 KB, 696x2582, 348:1291, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:11:43 No. 45934
>>45933
Mutants who form battlesuits look downright conventional to Big Boss.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:11:46 No. 45935
>>45933
*muffled crawling in the distance*
A. Nonny Moose 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:11:54 No. 45936
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:12:17 No. 45937
File: 1456283537565.png (Spoiler Image, 378.12 KB, 680x1472, 85:184, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Day 1
THE AVALANCHE OF JUSTICE
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:13:46 No. 45939
>>45937
>JKMMF killing a Star Wars Christmas Special character
Doing God's work.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:14:14 No. 45940
File: 1456283654926.png (325.48 KB, 682x1602, 341:801, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:16:21 No. 45941
>>45940
Well no shit he's getting coal.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:16:27 No. 45942
>>45940
The Atom got cut down to size.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:18:04 No. 45943
>Computer tanks mid game
JUST
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:19:52 No. 45945
Hold on a second, I have to re-input every single nom because my crappy computer closed out everything.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:21:46 No. 45947
I'm willing to bet money that my noms will die immediately now.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:21:55 No. 45948
In mean time, how was your day?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:22:09 No. 45949
Didn't save the match code?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:23:29 No. 45951
A. Nonny Moose 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:24:14 No. 45952
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:24:39 No. 45953
>>45951
You should probably bookmark it or something.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:26:17 No. 45954
>>45948
Fine. Love watching WSHH Vine compilations by the way. Been trying to get in one myself.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:28:24 No. 45955
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:30:22 No. 45956
File: 1456284622571.png (419.91 KB, 676x790, 338:395, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:31:18 No. 45957
>>45956
We're goog (again).
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:31:30 No. 45958
File: 1456284690396.png (495.33 KB, 672x3443, 672:3443, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
We begin calmly, this time
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:31:31 No. 45959
>>45956
Yeah, yeah, it's goog.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:34:00 No. 45960
File: 1456284840693.png (468.66 KB, 697x2202, 697:2202, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
WILL YOU GUYS LEARN TO NOT EAT THE PUDDING?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:35:12 No. 45961
File: 1456284912869.png (419.52 KB, 655x2372, 655:2372, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:35:14 No. 45962
>>45960
>Star Wars Christmas Special already dead again
RNG really hates that special.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:36:06 No. 45963
>>45961
Ryuhou and Big Boss bond over their hatred of Kazuma.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:36:50 No. 45964
File: 1456285011029.png (378.08 KB, 700x1468, 175:367, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:37:49 No. 45965
>>45961
>Nick and Nick interact
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:37:52 No. 45966
File: 1456285072091.png (391.88 KB, 681x2058, 227:686, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Big Boss doesn't play around.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:38:19 No. 45967
>>45964
Is he sure that coat isn't poisoned?
>>45966
Nope. Big Boss was apparently just a yandere.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:38:41 No. 45968
>>45966
Big Boss killed Kazuma AGAIN.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:39:12 No. 45969
File: 1456285152355.png (319.4 KB, 661x1461, 661:1461, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:40:35 No. 45971
File: 1456285235695.png (305.57 KB, 665x1643, 665:1643, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:40:59 No. 45972
>>45969
Fun fact: Bruno Mars actually has some Jewish ancestry.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:41:57 No. 45973
File: 1456285317688.png (191.15 KB, 667x1001, 667:1001, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:42:19 No. 45974
>>45973
He wanted some pepsi
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:42:57 No. 45975
File: 1456285377598.png (Spoiler Image, 171.42 KB, 687x1182, 229:394, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE FEAST!
EVERY NOM GOES TO VALHALLA WOW!
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:44:17 No. 45976
File: 1456285457473.png (155.9 KB, 677x547, 677:547, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Day 4.
Sled racing and ring stealing.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:45:36 No. 45977
File: 1456285536145.png (Spoiler Image, 150.78 KB, 681x1041, 227:347, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:46:28 No. 45978
>>45977
One zombie survivor takes advantage of the trees, while the other falls victim.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:46:55 No. 45979
File: 1456285615967.png (88.74 KB, 669x703, 669:703, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Be ready for 4 weeks of peace.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:47:03 No. 45980
>>45977
It wasn't a smart idea to shrink in an attemt to hide from the trees
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:47:44 No. 45981
File: 1456285664503.png (80.92 KB, 676x402, 338:201, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:48:25 No. 45982
File: 1456285705120.png (83.44 KB, 680x545, 136:109, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:48:35 No. 45983
>>45981
>She
Anime androgyny strikes again! How did I not notice this before?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:49:28 No. 45984
File: 1456285768760.png (Spoiler Image, 89.53 KB, 683x710, 683:710, theverynextdayyougaveitawa….png )
Well that's certainly a way to end it.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:51:11 No. 45985
>>45984
Poor Nick. If only the Frozen Lake had been on top of its game here.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:52:28 No. 45986
I'm still mad over my computer tanking.
Anyway, get your Americans and Canadians ready.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:53:12 No. 45987
File: 1456285992535.png (23.62 KB, 688x250, 344:125, theverynextdayougaveitaway….png )
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:55:08 No. 45988
Whoever's hosting America vs Canada definitely needs to use the War template. These are the kind of matches it's made for.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:57:02 No. 45989
>>45988
I was planning on doing that anyways
So who's ready for the battle of the countries?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:57:19 No. 45990
Can they be video game characters too
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:57:29 No. 45991
>>45988
Lazy Host is going to be hosting it I believe.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:57:40 No. 45992
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:57:50 No. 45993
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:58:03 No. 45994
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:58:06 No. 45995
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:58:28 No. 45996
>>45989
Readier than I'll ever be.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:59:25 No. 45997
A. Nonny Moose 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:00:12 No. 45998
>>45986
>>45987
It's nice seeing a newcomer win.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:02:14 No. 45999
Already got my noms ready.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:02:17 No. 46000
Alright then, now just to be clear here
I want noms who is either from media or nationality of US/CN
Got it? Good
Now we will be staring with the US
12 noms in 5 mins
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:03:33 No. 46001
>>46000
Oh yeah, 2 noms per post
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:07:49 No. 46002
USA, USA! Post those noms in the name of USA
Captain America is the first to go
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:07:56 No. 46003
Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:07:57 No. 46004
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:08:03 No. 46006
Scout, Dell Conagher
Scout is from Boston, Engineer is from Texas.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:08:34 No. 46010
Tank Dempsey, The Soldier
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:10:01 No. 46012
>>46009
Lt. Surge is cutoff.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:10:37 No. 46013
Okay then, I will get those 12 canadian noms in 5 mins
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:10:42 No. 46014
>>46012
Wait
Are you seriously doing a 12v12
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:12:19 No. 46015
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:15:31 No. 46016
It's time to unleash those bastards into our hunger game!
Captain Canuck
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:15:44 No. 46019
John A. MacDonald, Wolverine
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:15:48 No. 46021
Chad Kroeger
Chris McClean
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:16:37 No. 46025
>>46022
Cutoff reached in 9 seconds.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:16:44 No. 46026
>Miss Canadian noms because of bullcrap lag
I really think this could use an extension.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:20:15 No. 46027
Actually there has been a change in plan
It will now be 18 vs 18 instead
So I am going a couple more for US/CN
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:20:37 No. 46028
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:21:33 No. 46030
>>46027
fug
Here's Tank Dempsey and the Soldier again.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:21:36 No. 46031
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:21:59 No. 46033
Canadian Donald for Canada
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:22:16 No. 46034
>>46032
Dipper for U.S. by the way.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:24:22 No. 46037
SomecallmeJohnny (American)
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:33:56 No. 46039
Man, I'm gonna feel this in the morning
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:35:34 No. 46040
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:37:06 No. 46041
>>45987
Huh. Two of my past three wins have been when I've posted a nominee and then left the house for an hour. This is apparently the key to victory.
It's also the key to missing out on a new match in the meantime but I'll take it.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:38:46 No. 46042
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:38:48 No. 46043
Donald Trump means business!
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:39:56 No. 46044
>>46043
>Colin already dead
F
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:39:50 No. 46045
>>46043
Things are going south in North America!
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:40:21 No. 46046
Was that really your best Dipper?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:41:40 No. 46047
>>46046
Excision gets rid of some American icons!
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:41:56 No. 46048
>>46046
C'mon Excision, the bass cannon could've done more damage than that.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:42:35 No. 46049
Seriously, just when thing are starting to get good?!
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:43:27 No. 46050
Two more deaths, that's all it matters
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:44:16 No. 46051
>>46049
Does Canada have a Medal of Honor?
>>46050
Excision takes himself out along with another tough Canuck.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:45:10 No. 46052
>>46050
I want to make a bass drop joke here.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:45:54 No. 46053
>>46051
I think it's called the Victoria Cross
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:46:03 No. 46054
If you see something different here, then congratulation, you looked at it longer than you should
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:46:52 No. 46055
>>46054
Not necessarily. Blue and orange heavily contrast each other.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:48:00 No. 46056
Come on Ren, show him your war face!
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:48:51 No. 46057
>>46056
Captain Canuck, how could you?
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:49:48 No. 46058
The Lake has strikes again!
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:51:57 No. 46059
That Trump event gave me a chuckle
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:52:44 No. 46060
>>46056
Donalds working together.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:53:30 No. 46061
>>46056
>>46058
>Lt. Surge was stalking Milhoose because he was in love with him.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:53:35 No. 46062
It is time for the arena event!
That Dipper kid really doesn't like Trump huh
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:54:28 No. 46063
>>46062
America takes a huge hit!
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:55:15 No. 46064
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:55:29 No. 46065
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:56:11 No. 46067
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:56:39 No. 46068
The time of the feast has come!
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:57:02 No. 46069
>>46065
>>46066
More like TF2 Gone Mild.
Oh, Captain America. You should learn to be happy with the gifts you're given.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:57:29 No. 46070
>>46068
The Don is completely gone!
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:57:53 No. 46071
>>46068
Deadpool and MacDonald are the only hope for Canada.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:58:41 No. 46072
Dammit MacDonald this is no time to be clowning around
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:00:40 No. 46073
Always love it when it becomes 2 vs. 2
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:01:18 No. 46074
Why do I have this terrible feeling that Peter is going to win?
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:02:54 No. 46075
*Yawn*
Can we please just get this over with
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:05:34 No. 46077
>>46076
Yeah, that's what he's famous for.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:07:07 No. 46078
And now it's 1 vs. 2
Hope you're happy
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:07:59 No. 46080
>>46078
Stop trying out drugs, MacDonald. You might be a skinny nerd, but you won't get anywhere sticking yourself with needles day and night.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:08:03 No. 46081
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:08:34 No. 46082
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:08:38 No. 46083
>>46079
>>46081
Wait, fuck
Why did I do that!
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:09:09 No. 46084
>>46079
What a pathetic way for him to go out.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:09:28 No. 46085
Should we even be surprise at this point?
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:09:57 No. 46086
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:10:06 No. 46087
>>46085
I was honestly rooting for Peter at this point. It would have been funny.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:10:45 No. 46088
>>46085
We just dodged a bullet.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:11:20 No. 46089
>>46085
>MacDonald constantly takes drugs the past few days
>Peter is the one who dies because of drugs
Congratulations to MacDonald for his superpowered blood vessels.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:12:11 No. 46090
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:12:16 No. 46091
Well I'm out. Til next time people
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:12:34 No. 46092
>>46086
>>46088
>implying a corrupt Canadian politician is any better
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:13:46 No. 46093
>>46091
Pacifist run! How appropriate for a politician.
>>46092
I want to make a joke about Rob Ford, but I can't think of any.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 05:14:35 No. 46094
>>46093
I actually thought of Rob Ford right after noms ended. I regret not nomming him, having him and Trump in the same game would be hilarious.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 06:49:07 No. 46095
>>46091
>Canadian PM with pacifist win.
>Nickelback comes in last.
Since we did color matches for season 13, I want to do something interesting throughout this season. I propose an alphabet match between characters whose name starts with a certain letter. The first match, which could be tomorrow or Thursday, would be A vs. B vs. C vs. D.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 06:50:13 No. 46096
>>46095
That's an interesting idea, Michael.
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 07:04:14 No. 46097
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 07:13:18 No. 46098
Winners List:
Statler and Waldorf
Val
John A. MacDonald (USA vs. Canada Champ)
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 07:14:00 No. 46099
>>46096
Thanks.
>>46097
So, what part don't you like about it?
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 07:17:28 No. 46100
>>46099
It just seems kinda boring.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:18:57 No. 46101
So I read other people had captcha problems yesterday as well, right? I couldn't post at all because the captcha would not show up, not even in different browsers and after resetting settings (which is what google told me would solve the problem).
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:20:17 No. 46102
>>46101
Yes.
I still don't know why it happened.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:20:58 No. 46103
>>46101
Did you try opening the image in another tab?
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:21:56 No. 46104
>>46101
I had use the F12 debug tool to get the Captcha.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:22:01 No. 46105
>>46103
I had nothing to click on. No image I could open elsewhere.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:48:13 No. 46106
>>46101
I had some issues with captcha too while I was hosting.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:52:54 No. 46107
>>46101
I actually had captcha problems too.
I just went into the dev console and viewed the image there.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:53:39 No. 46108
Alright, who's hungry? Would you like me to do the first alphabet game which would be A vs. B vs. C vs. D?
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:55:51 No. 46109
>>46108
I'm starving, fam.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:57:02 No. 46110
>>46108
i'd prefer vanilla.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:59:03 No. 46111
>>46108
Thanks but I just ate
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:59:08 No. 46112
>>46108
Why not. The idea isn't terribly exciting, but it's better than vanilla.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:59:49 No. 46113
Why are the servers so awful?
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:02:52 No. 46114
>>46110
>>46112
Okay, we'll hold off my idea for now. Vanilla it is, just need an arena and nons number.
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:03:10 No. 46115
>>46113
Hotwheels forgot to replace the D batteries.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:04:50 No. 46116
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:05:29 No. 46117
>>46114
24 or 36 in the City.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:07:38 No. 46119
i think we should make a new thread
it's lagging so bad that it's gotten to that point.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:09:26 No. 46120
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:09:46 No. 46121
>>46119
It's not the thread though, it's 8chan's servers.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:11:42 No. 46122
>>46121
what time should we host the game then?
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:13:11 No. 46123
Damn servers. Since I got two votes for 24, it will be a 24 nom game. I'm going with city since I used high school in my last hosted game. Noms at 6:20 ET/5:20 CT. Two noms maximum per post.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:15:03 No. 46125
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:16:44 No. 46126
Roddor 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:18:45 No. 46127
>>46124
>Last update July last year
I don't think this will take off.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:20:38 No. 46128
Alright, we're traveling to the Hunger City where opportunity and death awaits. Who will join Jarl Balgruf and Fegelein?
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:21:17 No. 46129
>>46127
The dev is literally giving away steam keys for the beta ob 4/v/ right now.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:22:35 No. 46134
Mira Nova, Intangible Fancy
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:24:10 No. 46138
Invisible Man, Space Ghost
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:25:06 No. 46139
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:26:06 No. 46140
>>46139
Image didn't upload
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:30:01 No. 46146
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:31:13 No. 46147
>>46145
Cutoff. I believe.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:43:45 No. 46148
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:47:17 No. 46150
Appropriate pic for the last place nom.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:47:27 No. 46151
>>46149
Finally! We look ready to go!
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:47:28 No. 46152
>>46149
His name actually is "Trol" without the extra L.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:49:35 No. 46153
Did she even see him? Also, BOOM!
>>46152
Huh, I didn't know that. I thought it was a pic of a normal Internet troll.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:50:23 No. 46154
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:51:35 No. 46156
>>46153
Vampyro lives up to four sevenths of his name.
Lazy Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:52:04 No. 46157
>>46153
Well fuck this shit, I'm gonna take a nap
That Damn Host 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:52:13 No. 46158
>>46153
Well, I guess it doesn't matter anyways.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:54:18 No. 46160
Gangbang and toilet spiders.
Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:54:48 No. 46161
>>46155
Running water has always been a weakness for vampires.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:55:52 No. 46162
It's rare to have the Feast only after one day.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:57:11 No. 46163
When you adopt a dog, then you have my permission to die.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:58:19 No. 46164
Don't you dare give me four days of peace.
Michael 02/24/16 (Wed) 23:59:13 No. 46165
Areloest has the worst luck with ice cream.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:00:04 No. 46166
>All my noms die in arena event
>My other nom only gets one kill then dies by a dog
Screw this RNG.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:00:10 No. 46167
>>46163
Mira dies an ironic death after using somebody's corpse as a raft.
That Damn Host 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:01:12 No. 46169
That Damn Host 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:04:03 No. 46172
>>46171
These dogs are brutal, man.
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:04:20 No. 46173
Here comes the negative reception.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:04:32 No. 46174
>>46171
Intangible cryptic villian vs future-predicting panda rape victim
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:05:01 No. 46175
>>46173
Not even the untouchable are free from the frozen lake's grip.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:05:22 No. 46176
>>46173
I have the biggest shit-eating grin right now
That Damn Host 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:05:44 No. 46178
>>46173
No complaints here.
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:06:26 No. 46179
Didn't really feel it with this game. I blame the arena event.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:06:39 No. 46180
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:08:38 No. 46181
>>46179
Well know that she won, she can enjoy her ice cream pigeon shit free
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:08:52 No. 46182
I really wish the simulator had an option to turn off arena events or prevent them from appearing until the 5th day
They kill any sort of story potential + character interaction if they come too early, also it just completely kills the mood of the game.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:09:45 No. 46183
Winners List:
Statler and Waldorf
Val
John A. MacDonald (USA vs. Canada Champ)
Areloest
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:16:06 No. 46184
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:17:35 No. 46185
>>46183
Sweet! My first win /hgs/.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:19:55 No. 46186
>>46185
*On /hgs/ I mean.
Damn mobile
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:35:33 No. 46187
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:39:11 No. 46188
A. Nonny Moose 02/25/16 (Thu) 00:51:53 No. 46189
>>46182
Like I have said before, a good story can still happen even if an arena event wipes out most of the tributes, but it'd be nice to customize that at least.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:14:20 No. 46190
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:14:46 No. 46191
servers might be good enough for another game now.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:28:24 No. 46192
Feeling hungry for a race ?
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:30:18 No. 46193
>>46192
Well, this season hasn't had a Wacky Race yet. I'm willing to go with it.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:32:10 No. 46194
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:33:52 No. 46195
>>46192
Can we do racers vs real life cars?
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:35:02 No. 46196
Well then, Wacky races in 6 mins, 8:40 est
Characters in cars not mandatory but preferable
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:35:31 No. 46197
>>46196
It will be 36 players, btw
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:39:10 No. 46198
Forgive me for posting a few minutes early, but I'm about to have dinner. So I'm nomming Dethklok and Yoenis Cespedes.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:40:51 No. 46199
Send our contestants
>>46198
okay
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:40:59 No. 46200
Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:41:00 No. 46201
General Rogard, Kent Mansley
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:50:33 No. 46216
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:53:33 No. 46220
The Convicts, Chuck Greene
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 01:55:51 No. 46224
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:01:59 No. 46228
>>46227
Okay! Everything looks set.at long last.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:04:04 No. 46230
>>46229
Where's the giant, Presley?
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:05:35 No. 46231
Things don't go easy on our racers
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:06:50 No. 46232
>>46229
Presley: Fuck you, fuck you very much!
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:07:34 No. 46233
>>46231
Well, Stan can speak some Spanish.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:07:39 No. 46235
>>46231
>Wilkins run over by Space Godzilla
Brutal.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:07:42 No. 46236
>>46231
Surprised Dethklok didn't bribe the fuzz.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:08:18 No. 46237
>>46234
All these drivebys, goodness gracious.
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:08:33 No. 46238
>>46234
>Mulit-million dollar baseball star trade his Lambo for a Kia.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:08:53 No. 46239
>>46234
ENOUGH WITH THE DRIVE-BYS MAN
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:09:36 No. 46240
Someone makes a fatal mistake
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:10:36 No. 46241
>>46240
I think that's enough of the multi-kill events.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:11:09 No. 46242
>>46240
>Killing Goku and Godzilla at the same time
Holy shit.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:12:40 No. 46244
>>46243
>Mobil sponsoring Terrorists.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:13:05 No. 46245
>>46243
Whatever Rogard saw on the shortcut fucked him up pretty bad.
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:13:06 No. 46246
>>46243
Lust at the pit stop. Let's see what happens after teams open up their next clue.
A. Nonny Moose 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:13:07 No. 46247
>>46240
That first event is recent Wacky Races games in a nutshell.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:13:24 No. 46248
Piccolo is making a huge mistake
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:14:12 No. 46249
>>46248
>Grimlock's event
KEK
E
K
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:14:48 No. 46250
>>46248
Grimlock was conflicted over his attraction to Max, so he killed him to stop the confusion.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:16:24 No. 46252
>>46251
>Plane trading for a Kia Sorento
Why?
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:17:30 No. 46253
Time for the feast
[spoiler]Idiots[spoiler]
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:18:02 No. 46254
>>46253
What an incredible feast!
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:18:42 No. 46255
>>46253
If only the 9/11 Plane had decided to play chicken instead.
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:19:03 No. 46256
>>46251
Sigh, I had Fegelein in the last game, so I wonder if it's just another antic.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:21:13 No. 46258
>>46257
>Grimlock's event
Cap that
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:21:36 No. 46259
>>46257
Yoenis tries to avenge the Bloodbath deaths, but Elvis saw it coming.
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:21:44 No. 46260
>>46257
Grimlock has an identity crisis.
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:23:28 No. 46262
>>46261
>Being impressed by a plane going over your vehicles
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:25:23 No. 46264
>>46263
That fucking plane
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:25:36 No. 46265
>>46263
>9-11 Plane pushes a button and transforms his vehicle into plane
Kek.
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:25:48 No. 46266
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:28:41 No. 46268
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:30:38 No. 46270
>>46269
One more elimination before the race to the Finish Line.
A. Nonny Moose 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:32:04 No. 46272
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:32:52 No. 46273
>>46271
It feels good to be The King
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:33:08 No. 46275
>>46271
40,000 MILES, 10 COUNTRIES, 5 CONTINENTS, ELVIS PRESLEY, YOU'RE THE OFFICIAL WINNER OF THE WACKY RACE AND HAVE WON THE $1 MILLION GRAND PRIZE!
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:34:12 No. 46276
>>46274
Last minute Valhalla!
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:35:07 No. 46277
Valhalla:
Elvis Presley (5)
Michael 02/25/16 (Thu) 02:35:30 No. 46278
Winners List:
Statler and Waldorf
Val
John A. MacDonald (USA vs. Canada Champ)
Areloest
Elvis Presley (Wacky Races Champ)
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 03:58:39 No. 46280
So are we doing one more game tonight?
Lazy Host 02/25/16 (Thu) 04:00:55 No. 46281
>>46280
In a moment.
So who is here?
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 04:01:14 No. 46282
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 04:02:00 No. 46283
Anonymous 02/25/16 (Thu) 04:02:03 No. 46284
>>46281
Was about to head to bed, but I can throw in some noms.
Lazy Host 02/25/16 (Thu) 04:03:04 No. 46285
Alright then
But first I'm going to make a thread first before I get started
Lazy Host 02/25/16 (Thu) 04:04:30 No. 46287