Ready to see who's the true American?
Time to begin with the Bloodbath
Really, all because of a broken nose?
Our American icon is a coward.
Already over the half way point
America don't fuck around
Not the brightest bulb, are you dude?
I'm here to chew toxic berries and die, and I'm all out of toxic berries.
THE UNITED STATES OF THE FEAST
Can't handle America more like it
We got our Mount Rushmore 4!
Best be keeping that bag on cause he'll be coming after your ass now!
Well, that was fast
And I lose the game.
Here we have the five who are not american enough
Now I want to see a drawing of that
SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN
Jesus Christ old man, sooner or later your heart's gonna die out
And today's wall of shame is Bucky McBadbat, who messed with the wrong President
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!
Many non deadly events later
And finally we have one!
Who will be our one true American?!
Give your salute!
AMERICA STATUS: GREAT AGAIN
A winner and a Valhalla?!
A Canadian game. We didn't do one for Canada Day.
Tomorrow, I'll have way more time then
The Canadian Game will start at 9PM EST
Get your Canadian noms ready eh
9 o'clock means it's time to play the Canadian game!
I am still here and waiting til midnight
Mimi, Courtney, Alanis Morissette
Shania Twain, Danny Antonucci, Andy
Finally, we can start this game
You ready eh?
I assure you this game is on very high death rate
Now we're getting somewhere!
Eh, it'll grow back
Oh, so it has been started.
We all know it wasn't an accident
This make Captain America looks like a bitch
That shouldn't have been a hard fight.
And now I take that statement back
Nothing so far
Guess that means…
The fish died from eating cheese.
That man right there now has the right to be so smug
It's never good to discuss things with Edge
Those two now have the right idea to not hang out with him
Hope you have those bow and arrows in your bed
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE?
Here is your winner and Mr. Canada!
And Bret Hart has earn a place in Valhalla as well!
What's up, fuckers? I haven't been here in like a year. Anyone up for a game?
If a few more people show up I'll start us up a game.
Tonight at 9PM EST a game will start
The key number is 24
The game is starting now!
Sugar Stealing Gentleman
For the rest:
RJ and Verne
Didn't even last that long
>Mollusk complaining about music
It's not OCEAN MAN
Come on Green Lantern, don't be like that
dat master plan team
>Yea I love you too, b-baka
I'll scream for you, Yellow Pikmin.
Gee, I wonder what Star would post.
And I was expecting the bank robber
He was just chilling, not killing.
That combine force was simply too much for him
They're green with it.
>I love you Star
>I love you too Marco
>character without eyes dies from a seizure
A team of master planers
What terrifying scheme is it next time?
Fucking Headmaster gimmick.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Nothing of interest
Maybe the next one will be "exciting"
That's one down of the four planers
Someone is up to their game
If Dream loses this shit, I'm going to spam him until I win.
It's the feast!
We are up to final 5!
And one schemer left
Trust nobody, not even yourself.
Well, I can still win this.
Sorry it took this long
Family got back
I expect this to be over in the next couple images.
Never does it look like the face of mercy to me
Its killing spree comes to an end.
It ain't easy being green…
That egg creature has had a lot of action this game.
IT'S ALL FAKE LOVE IN THIS GAME
WHO WILL WIN?
>implying that wasn't her kink
DREAMS WILL NEVER DIE MY ASS
It looks like my spam will begin the next game.
He bearly scraped by this time.
It's surprising how peaceful Togepi was.
>barely got him in
>almost didn't count
Consider that a lucky win for you
That's what I'm doing
I may be about to do something.
The game will start at XX:00 tonight
Don't miss it
Good Boys Monthly
Internet is serious business
That's what you get for having your mouth wide open
I EAT YOUR
>stealing lunch money from a person who does not have a mouth
And it happens again!
It's a mystery how the Autobots ate it in the first place!
THEY DON"T EVEN HAVE MOUTHS
Fucking half the tributes are gone
Sorry it took long
F for my toy robots.
And that's what a plushy doll does its entire life
Poor little doll
Whatever makes you sleep Lobo
It's where she belongs.
Hey, that thing has no clothes!
But Shockwave and Furret come from kid cartoons.
Was he ran over by a Decepticon?
That's a big locker.
Don't mess with the doll
Because that makes sense right?
>yfw the universe you live in is now a sjw
Hello darkness my old friend
>Plushie Blake vs. the universe
The next one will be the end
We win and now we're all pregnant SJWs.
WE ARE IN THE UNIVERSE
If only I have a Zen-Oh button
At 9PM EST another game will start
It's that time of the night folks!
Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard
Then let's start!
I am now imagining him saying that
Good thing he is a turtle
Rolf just tripped with the log and fell on something pointy
God damn another early arena
And holy shit we're over the half way point!
Bandette is a master thief.
You need to turn off arena events when you host games.
Someone get some rock pikmin
>is a alien
>is a machine
Ended at day 2
Mother of fuck
Wasn't expecting that one to end quick
Okay, drop me some 24 tributes!
Goog and ready to start right?
What you should be doing is turning them to swiss cheese
Blunderpants distrust the dispenser
This is war, not a camp site!
Should have eaten more rocks
Looks like someone is wearing his lucky underpants
he saw it coming he had no time to act
Guess that the egg must've cracked under pressure.
Amazing how RNG can make these very high death games either go a little long or just incredibly short
**And no it's not the arena
Where's that egg from?
That wasn't very funny
That's one dirty deed
>Brill and Vandetta
>Not Blunderpants and Blackfire
I just realized that you misspelled Vendetta's name
So much for blooming on the battlefield
I have no idea what you're talking about
Who'll be the next to die
Boom goes another tribute
>Cannot start a fire
You wut mate
You first took him out and then kill his love with help!
I hope you get what's coming to you
This could be it Luigi
Things are getting hot
And the next slide will rip away all hopes of mine.
That was unexpected
Is season 10 is this friday?
Hosting a Survivor game in 6 minutes.
Parappa the Rapper
Dark Rebellion XYZ Dragon
Who's ready for some late-night Suhviva?
First let's take a look at the alliances.
>Someone is hosting a game
>And it's not me this time
Well color me surprise
And it's NOT a Hunger Game.
And the first challenge is won by…
The Aresko Tribe! Tulio will be voting someone out.
WHO WILL IT BE
The first vote is… interesting.
After Max flipped on the revote to avoid a tie, Teri is the first going home! This game will go bloodless.
God fucking damn it
I guess she still isn't very popular.
And we're heading into Episode 2!
I just caught this now and I am laughing.
Despite winning both a reward and immunity, the Tulio Tribe is in disarray because of Max's decision.
The second person voted out of the Preseason Survivor…
Dendy failed to vote with her alliance, which may cause her trouble down the line.
Oh wow, looks like Dandy and Pooky don't want to ally. That makes them easy pickings for the much larger alliance.
Even though the Aresko Tribe won reward, Tulio wins immunity once again! Despite this, and despite seemingly being the stronger alliance, Parappa, Turbo, and Magnus have gone their separate ways.
Ultimately, a predictable result.
Is Dendy a dude or gal?
Hard to tell who's thriving and who's suffering right now.
I put in girl in the sim.
Everything is going to shit and I'm loving it.
Just like last episode, winning the reward challenge didn't prevent Aresko from losing their third immunity in a row, and Larry may be spelling his own demise.
Larry, you need to quit this behavior.
Despite Larry leaving the alliance, the inevitable happens. No country for old bears.
Pooky got beat hard.
Pooky got fucking stomped on.
Can the Aresko tribe bounce back from this losing streak?
Larry is so fucked if this goes bad for his tribe.
>that weakass Tulio alliance still in the game
Nope! Aresko continues to get fucked over hard while Tulio grows stronger.
And now that alliance is better.
Let this be a lesson to you, Larry. If you leave an alliance, make sure you have a backup plan.
The Aresko tribe has been cut in half. Is this the end for them?
Oh shit, they actually won. It looks like the alliance of Max, Plastic Man, and Super Brainz is going to decide who's being voted off tonight.
That seems like something that benefits from fewer numbers.
The first person voted off Tulio in a while is…
Based Plas stays for now
Fucking damn, I thought that it would be Plastic Man at first glance.
Now, it's time for a merger!
This isn't turbo-tastic!
I feel like Magnus is going to get fucked so bad next.
The first individual immunity challenge!
This isn't looking good for the former Aresko members.
Zombies don't even need to breath
I should really play Parappa.
Note: Anyone voted off after this point will join the jury, meaning they will vote for who wins in the end.
Andre wins immunity! Given how things are going, that may have saved his ass today.
And we have the second BTFO vote so far.
The numbers have been evened up again! This may be the Tulio's last chance to group up and defeat the Areskos.
Also why is everyone gone :(
I had to brush my teeth.
>Plastic Man and Super Brainz still together
Plastic Man wins immunity, but his ally is in trouble.
Instead of risking a tie, Clayface's alliance turns on him and sends him to the jury. What will this mean for Charlie, Hollow, and Starscream?
SB dodged a bullet there
Aresko loses their potential numbers advantage.
Plastic Man is proving to be a challenge beast, but Super Zombie is still right by his side.
Plastic Man and Super Brainz BrOTP
PLASTIC MAN BETRAYS BRAINZ
Top 10 anime betrayals
It's down to 3v3, and things have gotten very interesting.
I question Plastic Man's loyalty now.
Plastic Man makes a questionable decision by taking a member of the opposing alliance on reward. Will that come back to haunt him?
He's become the villain of the game.
It worked in his favor, as Starscream betrays his alliance and sends Hollow Knight packing!
This game has been a string of alternating alliances taking the lead then shooting themselves in the foot.
Magnus wins immunity, and Starscream immediately tries to get on his good side.
It's Charlie Pace against the world.
I wonder what Charlie will do. He's been doing nothing all this game.
You hear that? That's the sound of shit hitting the fan.
Charlie gets to choose who goes to the final 2 with him! Who will he pick?
Who's gonna get third place?
Oh man, this is intense
Who's going to take home the victory?
Charlie Pace wasn't exactly an active player, but once he was on the chopping block he stepped up to the plate, winning the last two immunities and forcing the Tulio alliance to crumble.
Plastic Man, conversely, was an active player throughout, leading the dominant tribe on Tulio before stabbing his allies in the back one after another.
Who will win? It's up to the jury…
And the winner of Survivor is…
Going to be revealed next.
The winner of the pre-season Survivor game!
Hate when it's a tie
Let's see who on the jury voted for who and why, as well as the winner of the Fan Favorite vote!
He wasn't LOST here.
>Super Brainz wins the Fan Favorite!
And one last bit of stats. Hope you all enjoyed, people! This was a fun little distraction before the season.
Feeling in the mood to play?
If yes then be here at 9PM EST
Finally. I haven't been on here for a while, and was itching for a game.
I'm sorry but it's being delay to 9:30
It's beyond my control here
Juan Carlos Bodoque
Calcetín Con Rombos Man
Mico el Micófono
Elvis and Adrian
Tim The Bear
Cream of Wheat Chef
Lyndon B Johnson
Are we ready to start this game?
Don't hate him cause you're in 3rd place
>No deadly event
Getting a bad feeling about this
How bad do you have to be when your life was taken by a sock
>Thinks about winning as he's falling to his death
Tributes in a nutshell
Two teams are now hunting each other
Let's see how this will turn out?
>only one death
That fucking rabbit just killed two
Ooh a team killer!
I don't count whatever that thing is
More like you are an infection
Of all the tributes you choose to kill and it's him?
Whatever the reason might be, probably a stupid one
And now we have the final 5
>"Guess I'm just too cool for myself"
Who'll struck gold in the next!?
3rd place once again
Eh, he was gonna die anyway
God dammit! I lose to a fucking puppet.
Damn that is one mean bunny or whatever!
How many per post?
As much as you want.
Sorry guys but it's gonna have to be delayed another 10 minutes.
Super Macho Man
Man who likes to look
Gramma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks!
Shark Octopus Walrus
Think I'm gonna do a game as well tomorrow (not tonight since I wanna get back to playing RE6)
And we begin!
The cereal strikes.
Red Action is against the Vampire vote.
Batman I always knew you're nuts
Maybe that's the Joker's true power….
Another person dies. A rivalry grows.
She capped their ass really good
He couldn't live without the Joker
Wait a fucking minute. Did Jubilee get killed by Luthor and Coco?
This game's not going as quick as I thought.
Guess she's not as gangster as she thinks she is
Heavy and Cornell have a bit of a rivalry going on.
Yep, that event is fucked up.
Damn we were that close
fuck you swamp thing
Damn, I have two here.
The bomb was inside us all along.
Why you so weird Superman
Oh wow, just like that?
A game will start at 9PM EST
It's 24 noms
With 3 per post
In the space arena
McDonald's number one fan
The abomination of Lincoln's daughters
Ivan the Unbearable
Time to blast off to space!
Goodbye and good riddance
How does she keep escaping?
Crap. It's bad enough he has a high power level
Just to note, this is very high death
Because that's the kind of guy I want to be in the Green Lantern Corps
That little popopo just ain't right
What goes around, comes around
That kid just can't catch a break
And Rad's reaction just summarize what he thinks about it
Apparently he thought he could raise his power level by butt-fucking people?
And he just lost his green (hopefully)
>5 of my noms die in one slide
Let's see how many got out of this invasion
Oh so this is what made you question your SANITY
Fitting for a Kaptain to hunt a whale
All that stuff he's been eating over the years has to come out eventually
I wonder if the mysterious sponsor was Blackwolf or Avatar
THE FEAST AND YOUR WINNER
Good winner to me, I liked him in Wizards
That's all she wrote, good night
A 24-tribute game will be starting at 9PM EST
It is time now!
Frosty the Snowman
Snarlgax the Devourer
Those beans are for the Gods!
Thank you for nomming Hit Mic
Charlie hates Lucy so much he would rather save a giant mech villain
Lucy, stop trying to kill my tributes.
Stop throwing the blame Charles we know it was you
What a Dick
Megatron's not happy about that
Who taught a dog to drive?
Snoopy takes his revenge
Holy shit a sudden victory!
Still a fucking Dick
The joke is that he's a detective
He brought the murderers to justice
A another addition to valhalla
Gonna do another game for the night
In 5 mins, I will request 24 more noms
Time to drop in your entrees!
Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard
Wizard Robot and His Less Successful Friend
Now we are ready to start
>Very high death rate
>Only one tribute out
Has RNG finally shat itself?
I always knew something was off with her
Back to punching poachers
Better than being a child molester
THE CHOCOLATE HIGH DIVE
Never knew you were a deceiver
Who will die next?
This sibling rivalry is becoming tense
You can discuss all you like but one of you has to die
GOD DAMMIT! I HAD 3/4 IN THE FINAL 4 AND I LOSE!
That happened to me 3 sidegame a in a row during season 11
Another winner another valhalla
9PM EST the Killers vs. Dead will start
What determines a character as killer or dead for the purposes of this game?
For those that find it vague, I mean psychopaths against the undead and ghost
Forgot to mention it's 24 vs 24
Time to get your spook on!
Forgot to mention again that the 24 killers is first
The Dellsbury Dismemberer
Now in 5 mins I will call for the undead and ghost
The Ghost Children
The pikmin and This Buu here is neither dead nor a ghost
Here's something for Pikmin at least.
Is he really undead or something or some interdimensional guy?
Anyway here's the game.
Now let get spooky!
I don't know. He looks dead and the tributes are not coming in fast.