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2ccb5c No.29369

In this thread I will be transcribing incidents as described in the "blunder" series of books by G. Regan, a collection of humorous military incidents from throughout history.

To start off, the beginnings of the tale of the Russian Baltic Fleet:

The Voyage of the Damned (1905)

The 18,000-mile voyage of the Russian Baltic Fleet to face the Japanese at Tsushima in 1905 is one of the epics of naval warfare. However, for much of the journey it was only the strength and determination of its commander, Admiral Rozhestvensky, that prevented it from dissolving into farce. It was as if Rozhestvensky was cast as the Flying Dutchman in Wagners opera, condemned to sail the oceans of the world, while the other parts were played by the Marx brothers. There was even a comic subplot provided by the fleet repair ship, Kamchatka, which could be relied upon for a laugh even at the most serious moments.

The Russo-Japanese War had broken out when, without any formal declaration of war, Japan made a pre-emptive strike against the Russian Far East Fleet. On the night of 8 February 1904, the Japanese torpedoed two battleships and a cruiser at Port Arthur. From that moment onwards Japan kept a tight grip on the seas which the Russians were never able to break. When they did try to break out of port in August, they suffered a resounding defeat at the battle of the Yellow Sea. Rather than convincing the Russian government that the war was lost, this setback only seemed to make the more determined, and they reached the extraordinary decision that their Baltic Fleet - to be renamed the Second Pacific Squadron - should sail most of the way round the world to meet an enemy who had already defeated a naval squadron stronger than itself. To make matters worse, between the Gulf of Finland and Port Arthur there were no Russian bases, and the ports of neutral nations and even those of Russia's ally, France, would be closed to them. TO supply the immense amounts of coal needed by the fleet - half a million tons - Admiral Rozhestvensky had to rely on prearranged meetings at sea with 60 colliers of the German Hamburg-Amerika line, and the length of the journey would mean that his 40 warships would need to recoal on as many as 30 occasions, each time in the open sea, subject to wild weather and heavy waves. Yet, making light of every obstacle, the Russian government sent Rozhestvensky forth on his odyssey.

For all the impressive appearance of Rozhestvensky's quartet of battleships - Kniaz Suvoroff, Borodino, Alexander III and Oryol - the strength of the Russian fleet was more apparent than real. Like many battleships built at this time they were top heavy - 1,500 tons above specification - the result of their long gestation period during which every new gadget and device was added to their superstructure regardless of its effect on stability. One of the results was that in heavy seas the secondary armament could not be used, another that the main armour belt was actually below the water line and thus no defence against enemy shells. The Oryol had actually sunk at anchor in Kronstadt Harbour a year before because of a mechanical fault, and had to be refloated. So top heavy, indeed, were this shps that the admiral was warned not even to raise flag signals - and definitely not celebratory bunting. Not that there would be much to celebrate.

2ccb5c No.29370

>>29369

If the ships looked better than they were, the crews did not even look good in the first place. Few were drawn from the coastal, seafaring parts of Russia; most of the sailors were simply untutored peasants, who received little training at sea as the Baltic was iced over for half the year. With the greater technical demands of modern sea warfare the lack of education of the Russian sailors was a particular drawback. During one training exercise Rozhestvensky sprang a surprise alarm - 'defence against torpedo attack'. He waited on the bridge of his flagship but nothing happened - no men took up their posts - for everyone, officers and men, was fast asleep. One British sailor described the Russians he met as 'odorous, rough, coarse but a happy lot'. An officer aboard the Suvoroff complained about his gunners: 'One half have to be taught everything because they know nothing; the other half because they have forgotten everything; but if they do remember anything, then it is obsolete.' What nobody could have guessed at the outset was that some of the seamen were revolutionaries, who tried to foment unrest among the crews. It was not a happy situation for any commander. Nor was Rozhestvensky very happy about his senior officers, describing the obese Rear-Admiral Fölkersam, his second-in-command, as 'a manure sack', and Rear-Admiral Enkvist, who commanded the cruisers, as 'a vast empty space'.

As the fleet left the Russian Baltic port of Libau on 16 October, the flagship set the pattern for the entire journey by running aground, and a cruiser lost her anchor, wasting hours trying to locate it. While this was going on a destroyer rammed the battleship Oslyaba and had to return to Reval for repairs. But once these wrinkles had been smoothed out the fleet moved peacefully into the narrow waters between Denmark and Sweden. Here reports that the Japanese had torpedo boats stationed along the Danish coast meant that the Russians were continually on the lookout for spies, saboteurs or indeed Japanese warships disguised as trawlers or yachts. Their paranoia helps to explain the events of the next few days. The Russian government had paid its agents huge sums of money to prevent any more Japanese surprise attacks. A certain Captain Hartling had been sent to organize counter-espionage in Copenhagen, where he inhabited a fantasy world of spies and secret weapons, and from which he transmitted daily to the fleet. Everyone, it seemed, was against them and the seas were awash with Japanese mines, submarines and especially torpedo boats. The mass hallucinations on the part of the Russian crews are more suitable as the subject of a psychological study than military history. Against this background Rozhestvensky ordered that 'no vessel of any sort whatever must be allowed to get in amongst the fleet'. When two fishermen were sent out by a Russian consular official to deliver a telegram to the flagship they were nearly blown out of the water by the trigger-happy Russians. In fact, the telegram informed Rozhestvensky that he had been promoted to Vice-Admiral by Tsar Nicholas. Other terrors for the Russians were two silvery balloons seen in the distance but never traced afterwards, which convinced the fleet that the Japanese were observing their every move. As if to lighten the gloom the Kamchatka - self-appointed fleet comedian - reported that she was under attack by torpedo boats. When Rozhestvensky asked how many, the vessel replie, 'About eight. From all directions.' Naturally it was a false alarm - but fleet comedians are like that.

The tale shall continue once I can move my hands again, typing is painful.


2ccb5c No.29377

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>>29370

Once in the North Sea Rozhestvensky almost brought about a war between Russia and Great Britain. Identifying the Hull tawler fleet as Japanese torpedo boats, the Russians let fly with everything they had. Pandemonium broke loose. The tawlers, known as the Gamecock Fleet, were tiny 100-ton vessels out of Hull, carrying a crew of eight and fishing on the Dogger Bank. How the Russians could have identified them as Japanese warships is beyond comprehension. Some Russian ships claimed they had actually been hit by torpedoes though in the light of dawn there were no signs of any damage. It was another case of mass hysteria. Some sailors on the battleship Borodino actually donned lifebelts and jumped overboard; others lay prone on the decks with their hands over their ears. Some even ran around the decks wielding cutlasses and shouting that the Japanese were boarding them. Meanwhile, the big guns of the battleshps kept firing at the trawlers, damaging four and sinking one, as well as inflicting hits on eachother - the cruiser Aurora had four hits below the waterline and the ship's chalain was cut in half by a shell. As soon as he realized his mistake Rozhestvensky was like a man possessed, throwing overboard one of his own gunners who was continuing to fire at a damaged trawler. The truth dawned with the coming light. It had been a night of madness, with seven battleships in line firing at the cruisers Aurora and Donskoy. Fortunately the gunnery had been deplorable - the Oryol fired over 500 shells without scoring a hit. But how would the British react to this unprovoked assault on their fishermen? The British press worked themselves into a fury of jingoistic hatred for Russia and demanded war, while the German newspaper Berliner Tageblatt wrote that the Russian commander must have lost his mind.

Although the Russian government made an official apology Britain was slow to forgive. Twenty-eight British battleships raised steam and prepared for action, while swarms of British cruisers shadowed Rozhestvensky's fleet as it moved fearfully across the Bay of Biscay and down the coast of Portugal. The diplomatic storm caught up with Rozhestvensky at Vigo, where he was ordered to leave behind those of his officers who had been responsible for the attack on the trawlers. The admiral took the opportunity of leaving behind his most bitter enemy, Captain Klado. As Klado left the Suvoroff, another officer was heard to say 'I see the rats are leaving the sinking ship'. But Klado was to get his revenge on Rozhestvensky when he returned to St Petersburg to organize reinforcements for the Second Pacific Squadron. Anything would do, however unfit and derelict it might be. After all, it would increase the number of targets the Japanese would have to fire at. Klada knew that Rozhestvensky had previously condemned thse 'old tubs' as worthless nad nothing more than a millstone, which would hold back the rest of the fleet. Jokingly he had called them the 'sink-by-themselves' squadron. But, like it or not, he was going to get them.


19c432 No.29413

>>29369

> Rather than convincing the Russian government that the war was lost, this setback only seemed to make the more determined, and they reached the extraordinary decision that their Baltic Fleet - to be renamed the Second Pacific Squadron - should sail most of the way round the world to meet an enemy who had already defeated a naval squadron stronger than itself.

Damn, at this point I want the Russians to go down in a tragic batlle, full of heroic moments.


da17fa No.29420

>>29377

You forgot to point out how, in that incident, the Baltic fleet only managed a kill ratio of 3:2 against a group of unarmed fishermen.


47b128 No.29456

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>>29377

>Some even ran around the decks wielding cutlasses and shouting that the Japanese were boarding them

So like, no one actually knew where Japan even was to begin with?


2ccb5c No.29484

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>>29456

See the earlier passage about the spies - the fleet was being fed so much misinformation they thought the Japanese knew everything they were doing and so were able to ambush them at every turn.

>>29377

When the fleet reached Tangier the Kamchatka, which had been detached for some days, caught up and excitedly reported to Rozhestvensky that she had survived the battle in the North Sea, having fired 300 shells in a tussle with three Japanese ships, and vehemently denying that these had in fact been a Swedish merchantman, a German trawler and a French schooner. Before leaving Tangier one of the Russian vessels fouled the underwater telegraph cable with her anchor and cut off communication between the city and Europe for four days.

At Dakar, in West Africa, ten German colliers awaited Rozhestvensky's fleet. Double loads of coal were taken on board each ship; this had to be stored on the decks and the dust spread everywhere. In the heat of the Equator, life became hell for the crews of the Russian ships. The atmosphere resembled a mine shaft and men died, choking in the filthy air. During a storm off the coast of Angola, presumably to keep up the spirits of the fleet, the Kamchatka signalled to the flagship 'Do you see torpedo boats?'. A general alarm was sounded throughout the fleet until the repair ship admitted it had used the wrong code and had simply meant, 'We are all right now.'

At Cape Town Rozhestvensky recieved news that Klado was sending the 'sink-by-themselves' squadron to join him and so he decided to do everything in his power to avoid a rendezvous with them. He was furious: 'If they are so old that they can't steam then they may go to the devil. We have no use for rubbish here.'. Meanwhile, discipline among the men of the squadron reached an all-time low. Certain by now that they were sailing to destruction, the Russian sailors tried to take their minds off the future by indulging in all kinds of exotic pursuits, most popular of which was bringing pets back with them from shore visits. Unfortunately some of the pets were unsuited to long sea voyages - like the crocodile brought back aboard one battleship, and the poisonous snake which bit and nearly killed one of the engineers. On another ship monkeys and dogs, first primed with champagne, were set to fight each other. The whole fleet resounded to a curious babel of farmyard noises, as pigs, cows, sheep - not to mention the parrots, procupines, chameleons, frogs and so forth - rushed around the decks, squealing, mooing, barking and squawking, turning the Second Pacific Squadron into a floating zoo. One pet goat lived only on paper, with a predilection for visiting cards. On a shore visit it refused an offer of hay and instead ate a Frenchman's newspaper.

Rotting meat had to be thrown overboard when the refridgeration shp Espérance broke down, with the result that the fleet was surrounded by swarms of sharks. For two weeks at Madagascar Admiral Rozhestvensky stayed in his cabin suffering from acute neuralgia, while his Chief of Staff had a brain haemorrhage and was partly paralyzed. Nobody really commanded the fleet and the Russians spent increasing amounts of time ashore at a makeshift city - known as Hellville - which sprang up to cater for their needs. Saloons, gambling houses and brothels flourished, Meanwhile, barnacles smothered the hulls of the ships and their speed was cut by the sea grass which grew there and trailed behind them as they sailed.

Disease was rife in the fleet. Malaria, dysentery, and typhoid took their toll and funeral services were a daily event. The Kamchatka did what she could to relieve the gloom of these occasions. A shell she fired to honour one of her dead turned out to be live and ricocheted off the unfortunate and long-suffering cruiser Aurora, which seemed to be the butt of all the fleet's jokes. Lunatics abounded, overcome by the long period at sea. Some men roamed the decks in a kind of religious fervour, believing they saw the Day of Judgement at hand; others merely muttering things like 'Do you fear death?'. A young officer wrote to his wife in Russia, 'If, by God's grace, I ever see you again, I shall have things to tell you past belief or imagining'. The worst cases - along with mutineers and revolutionaries from the Admiral Nakhimov- were sent back to Russia on the Malay.


2ccb5c No.29494

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>>29484

Rozhestvensky's greatest problem was to maintain the fleet in tip-top fighting condition. Yet his officers were frequently drugged or drunk. One who had bought 2,000 cigarettes in Nossi-Bé found that they were filled with opium. The admiral needed to be resupplied with shells because so many had been expended in the battle with the trawlers. Expectations were high, therefore, when the supply ship Irtysh arrived, supposedly carrying shells from the battleships' main armaments. In the sweltering African heat the sailors had to unload the cargo which turned out to be 12,000 pairs of fur-lined boots and a similar number of Russian winter coats.

At gunnery practice Rozhestvensky, who had been renowned for his gunnery as a young officer, watched while his destroyers scored not one single hit on a stationary target. When the battleships joined in, his flagship managed just one hit, which was on the ship towing the target. The gunner hoist of one battleship jammed because there was a cobra wrapped around the rope. A formaion of destroyers, ordered to form line abreast, scattered in every direction because they had not been issued with the new code books. The torpedoes were even worse: of seven that were fired, one jammed, while twwo swung at right angles to port, one at right angles to starboard, two chugged slowly ahead but missed the target, and the last went round in circles causing all the ships to scatter in panic. The Kamchatka, robbed of her chance to join in these capers, signalled instead that she was sinking. Further investigation revealed a cracked pipe in the engine room.

Meanwhile, Klado's reinforcements had sailed from Reval under the gentle and frail Admiral Nebogatoff. How this old man felt about his mission is not recorded but his whole perfomance in the weeks to come breathed a refreshing air of humanity and common sense into the affair. All the Admiralty could tell him was that Rozhestvensky was currently at Madagascar; further than that they knew nothing. They were aware that the commander of the Second Pacific Squadron had no intention of rendezvousing with Nebogatoff's 'archaeological collection of naval architecture'. Few admirals can ever have set sail with such vague instructions as, 'You are to join up with Rozhestvensky, whose route is unknown to us…'. For Nebogatoff it became an exercise in detective work, in which he had to enquire at neutral ports for news of the main fleet and plot his course accordingly. For Rozhestvensky it was as if nemesis followed him in the shape of these 'ghost ships'.

Rozhestvensky suffered the final insult when he read in a newspaper that St Petersburg had ordered him to destroy the Japanese Fleet, sail on to Vladivostok, and there hand over the command to Admiral Biriloff, who was travelling to the Russian pacific port by the Trans-Siberian Railway. Biriloff, known as 'the fighting Admiral', had never even been in action.


2ccb5c No.29495

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>>29494

After crossing the Indian Ocean the fleet was met by one of their transports, the Gortchakoff, which it was hoped would be bringing letters from home. The mood aboard the Russian shis lifted at the thought of hearing from their loved ones. But it was sooned dashed when it was found the transport was still carrying the letters the sailors ad sent home from Madagascar a month before. This was too much. The Russians felt completely abandoned and nobody more than their commander. But help was coming - even though it was as unwelcome as an attack by Japanese torpedo boats - the Third Pacific Squadron, the floating dead, were about to join them. On 11 May, off the coast of Indo-China, the two fleets met. Although Rozhestvensky did not welcome the new arrivals, at least they brought news from home: of unrest, mutiny and revolution.

Rozhestvensky was nearing the end of his voyage. In many ways he had achieved a miracle in getting this far and it was not his fault that the ships and crew that were being sent against the Japanese were not adequate to their task. He had known this from early on but had stuck at his job like an admiral going down with his ship. In a sense the whole voyage resembled a protracted sinking, and only through his iron personality had the Russian commander managed to stave off the final cataclysm. But the stress of command had worn away his health, and by the time he met the ebullent and immensely confident Japanese Admiral Togo at Tsushima - the island aptly named the 'Donkey's Ears' - he had accepted fate's decree that he should be the victim. The destruction of the Russian fleet that followed was a one-sided encounter in which the Japanese achieved one of the most crushing victories in naval history. Rozhestvensky was even denied the chance to perish with his flagship, being plucked wounded from the see and taken to a Japanese hospital where he was later visited by Togo himself. On his return to Russia he found himself - as he had expected - to be the scapegoat. Witnesses had reported that during the battle Rozhestvensky had been delirious, but he was long past that stage. It was fatalism that commanded the RUssian fleet at Tsushima. And fate had not quite finished laughing at Rozhestvensky. While staying at a hotel in St Petersburg in 1908, he recieved a telegram giving details of a requiem service in his memory to be held in the city. Apparently he was dead - and nobody had bothered to tell him.

So ends the tale of the Russian Baltic Fleet.

What category should I draw from next?

>Lunatic Admirals

>Tub Tales

>The Price of Admiralty

>A Life on the Ocean Wave

>Above Us the Waves

>That Sinking Feeling

>Naval Case Studies

Or I could go straight to the introduction to Military Blunders, the Battle of Tanga (1914).


47b128 No.29497

>>29495

>What category should I draw from next?

Could you give a synopsis of those categories? They're kind of vague. Or maybe list incidents and the year they took place. Until then, Tanga.


2ccb5c No.29499

>>29497

I'll give the first articles from each category so you can get an idea. The titles hold clues as to the content - mad officers, terrible ships, blunders from on high, daily life, ships sunk and finally particular battles.

LA: Lord Belly-Cloth, D.S.O

TT: The Round Ships

TPoA: Friendly Fire

ALotOW: The Rulers of the Queen's Navee

AUtW: K for Catastrophy

TSF: The White Ship

NCS: Depana (250 BC)

Tanga will follow shortly.


2ccb5c No.29543

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The Battle of Tanga (1914)

From the outset the British regarded the campaign against the Germans in East Africa in 1914 as a minor operation. It could, they felt, be safely left to their Indian Army. Regrettably the Secretary of State for India was to take this attitude of insouciance a stage further: in his opinion such a trifling venture could quite happily be assigned to second-rate troops. In choosing a commander, however, the British slipped badly from the second-rate standards they had set themselves, appointing a bungler - Major-General Aitken - whom few would have rated so highly. Aitken was a soldier more suited in style and appearance to the colonial campaigns of the nineteenth century. He had a supreme confidence in his own ability and that of his troops. Thirty-five years in India had convinced him that Indian soldiers would soon make mincemeat of a 'lot of Niggers'. He preferred to base his campaigns on prejudice rather than reasoned argument, stressing the weaknesses of 'Blacks' and 'Huns', and refusing advice from anyone professing local knowledge or intelligence.

In fact, no one in the expeditionary force sent from India knew anything of their destination, which was the port of Tanga. During their brief stay at Mombasa, Aitken was offered the help of Lieutenant-Colonel B. R. Graham of the King's African Rifles, but refused, preferring to stick to his Indian troops. When Graham warned Aitken that the German native troops (Askaris) should not be underestimated, the General disagreed, saying they were untrained and that he would thrash them all well before Christmas.

Aitkens description of his troops as 'magnificent' was touching if hardly accurate. Of the 8,000 men under his command, only the North Lancashire Regiment and the Gurkhas were anything other than mediocre. The Indian troops were some of the worst in the Indian Army, being untrained, ill-equipped and poorly led. Some had only recently been issued with modern Lee-Enfield rifles and did not understand how to use them properly. There were soldiers from all parts of India, speaking twelve different languages, following different faiths and commanded by men who, in some cases, had never even seen their units before the embarkation at Bombay. Aitken's Intelligence Officer, Captain Meinertzhagen - d espite his name an Englishman - described the Indian troops as, 'the worst in India… I tremble to think what may happen if we meet with serious opposition. The senior officers are nearer to fossils than active energetic leaders.'


2ccb5c No.29546

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>>29543

The soldiers may have been of poor quality, but the treatment they received during the voyage from Bombay to Mombasa served to reduce morale to rock bottom. Because of a delay in sailing, the soldiers spent sixteen unnecessary days aboard the transports in crowded conditions and appalling heat. When they finally embarked no consideration was given to the differences in cast, religion or dietary needs. Most of them spent the voyage either seasick in their bunks, or suffering from diarrhoea brought on by eating food to which they were unaccustomed. When it was suggested to Aitken at Mombasa that he should allow his men ashore to recuperate from the effects of the voyage he pooh-poohed the idea and said that it might alert the Germans. It was safer to take his men straight on to Tanga.

Although the expedition was supposed to be secret, the Germans had every possible warning that it was coming. The labels on the crates in Bombay dockyards announced, 'Indian Expeditionary Force "B", Mombasa, East Africa', and headlines in the British and East African press heralded the imminent arrival of the force. In addition, there were the plain radio messages between the convoy and Mombasa and the letters from German residents in British East Africa to their friends in Tanga. The German commander, Colonel von Lettow-Vorbeck, had a lot to thank the British for. The fleet even travelled down the African coast in sight of land, just in case any Germans might have missed it.

Sailing ahead of the main force, the cruiser HMS Fox under Captain F.W. Cauldfield entered Tanga harbour to discuss the status of the town with the German Governor, von Schnee. Von Schnee had been in the habit of arranging truces with the Royal Navy in order to save Tanga from bombardment. But with Aitken's convoy not far behind, Cauldfield had come to tell the Germans that all truces were cancelled. Von Schnee was missing, but the local commissioner, Herr Auracher, told the captain that he would need time to consult higher authorities. The ingenuous Cauldfield then asked Auracher if the harbour was mined and, not surprisingly, the German relied that it was full of mines. Leaving the trusting naval officer waiting Auracher rushed off to send a message to Colonel von Lettow-Vorbeck that the British had arrived. He then donned an army uniform, raised the German flag, and went off to join his military unit. After a while Cauldfield began to suspect that Auracher was not coming back so, returning to the Fox, he ordered a tug to begin the laborious task of minesweeping. When the rest of the convoy arrived they had to endure the frustration of waiting while a variety of logs, oil cans and, for all we know, old boots, were swept from the harbour. There were, in fact, no mines, but Auracher had won valuable time for von Lettow-Vorbeck to begin entraining his troops for Tanga.


2ccb5c No.29620

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>29546

The land and its aftermath could easily have come from the pen of Evelyn Waugh (it was fictionalized by William Boyd in An Ice-Cream War). Cauldfield, convinced that there were unknown hazards at Tanga, persuaded Aitken to land at a point a mile farther down the coast, out of sight of the town. This proved, in fact, the worst possible place to land, being a mangrove swamp full of leeches and water snakes and covered by a miasma of mosquitoes and tsetse flies. Into this horror the miserable Indian troops were plunged, 'fresh' from their experiences on the voyage. Little wonder that they were ready to jump at every shadow and panic at every sound. Meinertzhagen, landing with the first troops at 10pm, made himself a bed in the garden of a dwelling designated 'The White House', with a mattress filled with 'nice bits of lingerie' taken from the house, and blankets consisting of a large Union Jack and a German flag.

By the time the British troops were fully ashore the Germans had had 48 hours in which to make their preparations. AS soon as Aitken ordered the advance on Tanga a number of things started to go wrong. Although outnumbered by eight to one, von Lettow-Vorbeck was not without hope, remarking on 'the clumsiness with which English troops were moved and led in battle'. As the British advanced toward Tanga through the cocoa plantations they could not see any Germans waiting for them. In frustration, three British officers climbed up a small hill to see better and were immediately shot dead. Suddenly, a German bugle was heard and the Askaris rushed to attack the 13th Rajputs, who simply turned and ran, eaving their twelve British officers to be killed on the spot. When Meinertzhagen tried to stop the panic, an Indian officer drew a sword on him and had to be shot. Brigadier Tighe, commanding the Bangalore Brigade, signalled to Aitken, watching from the deck of one of the ships, that his men were facing 2,500 German rifles. In fact there were just 250 Askaris. This first assault had cost the British 300 casualties, mostly officers and NCOs. So panicky were the Indian troops by this stage, that when a rifle went off by accident 100 Rajputs rushed all the way back to the beach, some of them standing up to their necks in the sea.


2844d0 No.29694

>>29543

>>29546

>>29620

I'm actually impressed. Aitken did everything wrong he could have possibly done wrong.


dbaeda No.29705

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Lettow-Vorbeck was fucking based


a7a2e4 No.29733

I remember picking up Military Blunders from my local library (which I find rather surprising as anything that isn't FotM fiction or celebrity biographies you are generally shit out of luck) it's a pretty good read. If you are going to type more could I request General Redvers "Reverse" Buller and the Second Boer War.


3ec00d No.29789

Post one from the age of sail.


1badea No.29794

Not done with Tanga yet, but soon.

>>29705

He really was - he appears multiple times in both Blunder books - a master taking advantage of stupid enemies!

>>29733

Reverse Buller it is, next!

>>29789

Many come from the age of sail. One that I don't think in there, but that is pretty amazing, is the actions of de Ruyter's subordinate Tromp - noted for breaking line on multiple occasions to try and capture enemy ships, thus wrecking his own formation.

This predilection was later used to trap the British when they did it purposely to surround them against the Dutch sandbanks.


1badea No.29795

>>29620

Meanwhile, the British transports had been landing masses of military supplies on the beaches, irrespective of whether they were needed or not. The scene was one of pandemonum. Since no scouting was taking place none of the British had any idea of the Germans' position or numbers. Aitken had in any case decided to use his full strength in the next attack. Spearheaded by his best troops, the North Lancs and the Gurkhas, with the Indian regiments bringing up the rear, he renewed the attack on Tanga. Curiously enough, he had refused the offer of a naval bombardment to soften up the German positions, partly because he did not want to damage civilian property, but mostly because he did not actually know where the Germans were and did not like to admit it.

The Germans had set up a strong defensive position, linked by field telephones and fronted by barbed wire. There were snipers in the baobab trees and machine guns at intervals on the ground. It was a formidable challenge for even the best troops. But by this time many of the Indian soldiers were in a state of collapse from heat stroke or thirst, having already drunk the contents of their water bottles even though it was only midday. As they approached their invisible enemies the Askaris shouted insults such as 'Indians are insects'. The Imperial Service Brigade, which contained the weakest units, found themselves wading through fields of corn eight feet high, while unseen Askari snipers in the trees drilled holes in the tops of their heads. The Indians were also terrified by the coulds of smoke issuing from the black-powder rifles of the Askaris (Anonote: NOT muzzleloaders).

sorry for the short one, just got back from doing Museology at Taunton Castle, dead tiring… They have some really nice artifacts though.


98bdb8 No.30699

>>29795

You have no idea how goddamn painful it was to be hunched over at a tiny desk typing while also holding the book in a horribly uncomfortable position using only my legs.

So I bought a microphone, here's the rest of Tanga:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0de106mZF9I


26f65b No.30734

>>30699

brit?

I'm from Bristol


13607c No.30741

>>30699

>>30734

LONDON

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N


13607c No.30742

>>30699

>>30734

LONDON

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N

D

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N


9124d0 No.31681

>>29794

Could we have the Reverse Buller now?


0bbc88 No.32346

File: 1447181469201.png (346.09 KB, 399x513, 7:9, Redvers Buller.png)

>>30734

I'm about an hour away from Bath.

Could go drinking or summat some time.

>>31681

Yep, sorry for the wait, I've got a lot on plate academically speaking, makes it hard to find time for this.

I've split up the entries at the start here… Doing it in one take will contain (more) slip ups, but it's easier for me.

The sound is rather quiet for me despite being really rather loud IRL, and the background noise remains persistent (PC fans). Everything's up to maximum on my end…

Preface: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ATTbr7BnhP

Para. 1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sD6iu5bvUl

Para.2,qu.2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BfpkLoyKwl

Para. 3: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LhFvB5nxJL

Para. 4: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EWLcBuyGAq

para. 5: http://vocaroo.com/i/s13PBui43BTA

para.6&7: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LrsxBK9HQa

The rest will follow shortly.


0bbc88 No.32347


6f868a No.32359

File: 1447200819387.jpg (284.61 KB, 1024x807, 1024:807, tacticool lebel.jpg)

>>32346

>>32347

good shit anon


0bbc88 No.32378

>>32359

What you want next? There's lists earlier in the thread but I can list some more if you want


2fb54f No.32381

File: 1447246472684.jpg (299 KB, 1166x779, 1166:779, NOT THE MEDIEVAL BEES.jpg)

>>30699

Just finished listening to this.

Lettow-Vorbeck is an inspiration for all Doctor Bees.

Also, the abandoned equipment must've made the afterbattle feel like Christmas Morning.


4e543f No.32388

>>32346

What "comments" are you suffering through here? It was a bit fuzzy.

Poor Buller. Poor, lacking-in-resolve Buller. I feel sorry for the poor soldiers under him.

MORE, please.


4e543f No.32389

>>29499

How about Lunatic Admirals?

>>32347

>Colenso

I really have to wonder how Long and Hart got so far in the British Army.


0bbc88 No.32390

>>32388

Mr. Regan likes to denigrate the Empire and it's achievements, comes from being around during de-colonialism I guess.

>>32389

Lunatic Admirals next, then.

I need to finish writing an essay on the dissolution of Rhodesia first (There's an old lady on my uni course who told me she disowned her father after she found out he was in the Rhodesian army… That tore me up in side).


4e543f No.32393

File: 1447270353047.jpg (7.12 KB, 200x196, 50:49, Reaction Sad Eagle is Sad..jpg)

>>32390

That… I feel both anger and sadness in response. Did you ever ask her why?

Something to do with de-colonialism propaganda?

>LA

Well this should be fun.


0bbc88 No.32394

>>32390

1840 words in 5 hours… Frankly, an academic disgrace, but inflammatory and contentious enough to cause some internal keks when I present it.

Here begins the chapter on Lunatic Admirals, with Lord Belly-cloth… Strap yourself in, it's a long one (and also rather quiet, at least for me - if it's too quiet for you guys I'll try to up the gain somehow):

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Oxlr02aq7


0bbc88 No.32395

>>32393

I presume so - the rampant cultmarx of 70s Britain and beyond appears to have got to everyone, even 85 year old women who "take university courses to keep my brain and me alive"


def760 No.32407

>>29369

I could just be tripping, but I remember this from QI:

>Netherlands and Prussia have a war over a pot of soup

>Prussian CAVALRY captures most of the Dutch fleet

>Result? The Dutch lose a shitload of boats and all the Prussians lost was a pot of soup.


0bbc88 No.32410

>>32407

>stefan friedpotatoes is a national treasure

>jolly gayman is right about everything

>haha alan is so stupid look at his stupid hair

I still like QI, I think, just haven't watched it in years.

You're talking about the Kettle War possibly, wherein the only casualty was a shot soup kettle?

No cavalry involved, just 4 ships: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_War

Contention surrounds whether there was soup in the kettle or not:

http://8ch.net/his/res/29310.html


6ca1c4 No.32467

>>32410

Ah I see. But was there not an incident where the Prussian Cavalry captured the Dutch Navy, or be I tripping many testicles?


0bbc88 No.32480

>>32467

Got it: http://www.napoleon-series.org/military/battles/c_jonge.html

I hadn't heard about it myself until now.

What blunder should I record next?


a8b13b No.32826

File: 1448290194143.png (2.32 MB, 800x1173, 800:1173, 67789234.png)

>>32480

Here's the next segment of Lunatic Admirals;

Admiral Pierre and the case of the Drugged Wine:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IREg9KH1vD


74b6dd No.32852

>>29620

Designated shitting unit


9c4b4e No.33206

File: 1449092430596.png (48.9 KB, 187x210, 187:210, 345480.png)

A noncontent update I'm afraid, but how is everyone finding the long format? I think the latest is 20 minutes, not sure if this is good for /his/ or not, but not sure how else to do it.

Additionally, I'd like to ask if anyone would be interested in my dumping some original essays here (the quality of writing and sourcing may constitute a blunder) or in another thread; I'm writing (in my opinion) some pretty controversial stuff (bringing /pol/itically incorrect opinions to a typically rabidly leftist university, a recipe for keks regardless of personal opinion).

Finally, when I get time, should I continue reading Lunatic Admirals over a cuppa, or start a different chapter?


6e8221 No.34057

https://archive.is/uThcf

Archived, gents.


85bc5b No.35659

>>30699

>Lettow: GOTT MIT UNS

based


88dc4a No.35665

Thank for posting.

Had more than a good chuckle reading this very interesting and gut busting part of history

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