e3048c No.30700
>you will never be an 18th century Dutch whaler hunting in the Arctic
Anyone else know this feel?
1c175f No.30725
>>30700
>you will never be a Roman Legionary that fights filthy barbarians
9595f3 No.30727
>you will never be a Selous Scout fighting to remove communism from Rhodesia
8425d7 No.30740
>you will never be Dutch
yeah, i know that feel.
76d55b No.30754
File: 1445104679788.jpg (423.14 KB, 1008x753, 336:251, Rodriguez-TrappersAndTrade….jpg)
>you will never be a trapper in the early 19th century that explores the North American wilderness
000000 No.30776
fd262d No.30792
>you will never live a society that did not know feminism
79004e No.30793
>you will never help establish the first Empire on earth
>you will never enforce the reign of the Šarru-kīnu
>tfw dickmonkeys think egypt was the oldest Empire there was
>tfw the story of the First king is lost to the wind and we only have shitty fragments
at any rate anyone wanna take guesses on what happened to Sargon between the parts we know?
12b499 No.30804
File: 1445158650163.jpg (109.73 KB, 900x759, 300:253, nine_bulls_tribe_raider_by….jpg)
>you'll never raid Europe under the command of Ögodei
53de42 No.30810
>>30792
truly the worst of feels
039393 No.30812
>>30793
>šarru-kike
>first emperor
>tfw you'll never spread ma'at in the name of the god-kings Menes and Aha
>tfw you'll never help unite the Two Lands under their holy rule
>tfw you'll never be sacrificed to serve the Palace in the afterlife
84fef0 No.30832
>>30793
I know that feel.
>tfw you will never help establish Sumer
>tfw you will never fight alongside Gligamesh, shanking demons and searching for the secret to immortality.
>tfw you will never be an incan slinger, helping establish the empire of the sun, spreading civilization through the americas.
88a83c No.30834
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>You will never attend a divine liturgy in the Hagia Sophia
000000 No.30848
>>30812
>You will never be able to speak Old Egyptian with 100% accuracy
a19568 No.30850
>>30793
>Implying it wasn't cyrus II
79004e No.30861
>>30850
>not recognizing the First and only True Emperor of Humanity
>thinking it was some Persian nigger who fought very many that were above Afghani hill tribes with bone arrows
ed79db No.30867
>>30793
>>30812
>>30850
>>30861
>all those blond monkeys not acknowledging even Da Yu
59ad6c No.30879
>>30834
>You can and will prostrate yourself before the One and Only God in Ayasofya surrounded by thousands of your faithful brothers.
cfb734 No.30930
>>30867
>Be a descendant from glorious civilised citizen of the Middle Kingdom
>Watch a video made by some barbaric gwailos
>Pronounce "Yu" as "Yoo"
I think I'm gonna get #PTSD.
114ff6 No.30939
>>30867
>forgetting the 三皇五帝
大禹 wasn't even the first Emperor in China
ed79db No.30945
>>30939
>not acknowledging even Da Yu
>even Da Yu
>even
Hey, I purposefully refrained from naming those, silly gwailo get triggered by "mythological" rulers
ed79db No.30947
>>30930
>Be a descendant from glorious African masterrace of Abyssinia
>Watch a video made by some afrocentrist Amerilards
>Pronounce ንጉሠ ነገሥት "nəgusä nägäst" as "Niggas Niggest"
039393 No.30959
>>30867
>2200 – 2100 BC
>legendary ruler
>precede the oldest known written records
fade8a No.30982
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>30793
>at any rate anyone wanna take guesses on what happened to Sargon between the parts we know?
He joined a band
000000 No.30993
>>30947
>Pronounce ንጉሠ ነገሥት "nəgusä nägäst" as "Niggas Niggest"
My sides have been cut like the rock-hewn churches of Ethiopia
acf202 No.30995
>>30947
Wouldn't it be Nigga of Niggas anyway?
000000 No.30996
acf202 No.30997
>>30996
The old Mohammad movie I think. It's been like forever since I had a chance to use that pic.
000000 No.30998
221be4 No.31002
>>30867
>implying chinka wasn't irelevant until the warring states period
Literally India was more advanced than china
4a06a8 No.31007
>>30947
>Niggas Niggest
>mfw
>>30997
>>30998
They made a remake of the movie as a serie of 30 episodes, few years ago.
Here, they're all on youtube in arabic with english subs. It's one of the best historical reconstitution I've ever seen:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7839C1DDE0524207
>pic related, it's Negus in the series
000000 No.31014
>>31007
I thought it would be Farouk Omar, thanks my nəgusä
ed79db No.31153
>you will never ride the steppes, free and unrestrained
>you will never have a blood brother who always joins you on raids on scrawny sedentaries
>you will never kidnap that old farmer fart's qt daughter
>you will never take her virginity in a yurt
>you will never ride off into unknown lands with a bro-tier khan
>you will never drunkenly banter with him during the victory feast
>you will never show the world who's the boss
83a79b No.31156
>>30700
>you will never be some kind of noble born whenever
>you will never not have to work a day in your life
>you will never have political power as your unquestionable birthright
37e306 No.33608
File: 1450174208222.png (18.66 KB, 1200x632, 150:79, US_flag_13_stars_–_Betsy_R….png)
>You will never be able to slaughter brits in the name of freedom like your ancestors before you.
79b2d9 No.33618
>You will never fight für Thron und Reich
a36f6e No.33625
>you will never be a Norman warrior from the 11th century invading Sicily and then settling down with some local Greek qt
cfb734 No.33637
File: 1450235406585.jpg (68.76 KB, 500x417, 500:417, tumblr_n4cc716yYM1tzoztso1….jpg)
>You will never go on a Crusade just as Deus has vulted.
5b0c4b No.33664
>you do live in dystopian cyberpunk of 21st century
c9e314 No.33685
>>33664
>you will never be able to jew people by tricking them to buy some cheap cloth because it's "oriental"
a1e4e2 No.33691
>>33685
Desiretoknowmoreintensifies.png
953d78 No.33693
>You will never debate about state theory with Hobbes
>You will never have opulent parties with a young Henry VIII before he had that riding accident and turned into a morbidly obese blob
d3ed56 No.33709
>>33685
shouldn't Venetia be more fitting?
97c18d No.33735
>You will never explore Germania as a roman scholar and see what it was like
>You'll never see the hellenic world
Hold me /his/ ;_;
fd90c3 No.33736
>>31153
>yfw you were riding horses before you were 2 years old
7b1d25 No.33744
>tfw will never be Cao Cao
>tfw I will never be swarmed with courtesans
>tfw I will never cause the entire middle kingdom to get 110% butthurt
>tfw I will never get the emperor as my personal bitch
>tfw I will never be a cavalry commander
Fuck this
c2c379 No.33757
>>30725
>you will never be a Visigothic soldier fighting under based Alaric as he sacks Roma.
76f0f2 No.33804
>>33757
>You will never be a Visigothic nobleman in Hispania getting Hispano-Roman poontang left and right, rustling Chalcedonian fags and generally 𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌴𐌹𐌲𐍃 the place up.
ae1245 No.33806
File: 1450849820264.jpg (476.21 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 17795-sleep-jerusalem-and-….jpg)
>You will never get a train of Bactrian camels and haul a several tons of dope across the Taklamakan while smoking it
But for real, didn't the Scythians (and some Greek Bacchic cults) inhale cannabis incense during rituals?
>>30793
>You will never live in an era where that name and bust aren't associated with an obnoxious youtuber
faaecd No.33811
>>33806
>tfw you don't know of this e-celeb
>tfw you will never care enough to find out
87cc53 No.33844
>>33806
>But for real, didn't the Scythians (and some Greek Bacchic cults) inhale cannabis incense during rituals?
There is archeological evidence of cannabis in Scythian graves, can't really say anything on Bacchic cults.