/his/ - History

>wrote the constitution and bill of rights

>deist (fedora of his time)

>married at 43, had no kids

>had exceedingly complex speeches (his State of the Union speeches have highest average level of 21.6 and the most complex one has level of 25.3)

truly an assburger

everbody says that Lincon has aspergers

also Newton obviously was a huge sperg

>>34141

>Newton

Darwin too

I heard when he married his cousin he kept a log of observations how "human mating rituals" go

Nikola Tesla

>Exceptional for abstaining from alcohol and women, he felt most comfortable during warfare. Contemporaries report of his seemingly inhuman tolerance for pain and his utter lack of emotion.

>Apart from being a monarch, the King's interests included mathematics, and anything that would be beneficial to his warlike purposes. He is credited with having invented an octal numeral system, which he considered more suitable for war purposes because all the boxes used for materials such as gunpowder were cubic. According to a report by contemporary scientist Emanuel Swedenborg, the King had sketched a model of his thoughts on a piece of paper and handed it to him at their meeting in Lund in 1716. The paper was reportedly still in existence a hundred years later, but has since been lost.

:^)

>>34125

>In 1863, Wilhelm was taken to England to be present at the wedding of his Uncle Bertie, (later King Edward VII), and Princess Alexandra of Denmark. William attended the ceremony in a Highland costume, complete with a small toy dirk. During the ceremony the four-year-old became restless. His eighteen-year-old uncle Alfred, Duke of Edinburgh, charged with keeping an eye on him, told him to be quiet, but Wilhelm drew his dirk and threatened Alfred. When Alfred attempted to subdue him by force, Wilhelm bit him on the leg. His grandmother, Queen Victoria, missed seeing the fracas; to her Wilhelm remained "a clever, dear, good little child, the great favourite of my beloved Vicky".

>Long winded writing style that is often difficult to understand

>Spent 25 years writing one book

>Perfectionist in writing

>Corrected previous authors

>Muhammad

>neurotic as shit

>obsessed with keeping his identity hidden

>made a bunch of overly-complex and even trivial rules for his religion

>married a loli and a bunch of milfs

I'm still convinced he's an anon.

i mean have you read the republic, what an autistc writing style, not to mention he couldnt think of any original characters. also if anyone has the not shit quality version of this image i would like to have it.