/homestuck/ - Homestuck General

What do you mean by "participate in"? Do you mean "do some sexing on camera", or just the other shit like funding or whatever?

>>849
Sexing on camera. I need attractive stars more than anything else.

>>850
I dropped you an email

>>892
Will try to get to you soon, I'm swamped with mails from guys trying to get into porn, but very few females. Which I guess is expected.

In the meantime: we have a tumblr now!

http://homestuck-porn-parody.tumblr.com/

>>893

OP here. I'm posting our Tumblr, which contains an application form:

http://homestuck-porn-parody.tumblr.com/

>>846
you need male or female ?

>>933
Both, but obviously females are more in demand since it's going to be harder to find them.

>>944
Yes, absolutely. Dave and Dirk are two characters I am extremely dead-set on having represented in this.

Keep in mind Dirk will be mostly limited to gay scenes as a top. Anything can happen in Paradongs Space, though, so I might give him some bi scenes as well.

>>945
could always have him getting pegged by roxy in a feeldoe

bump

>>846
>>966
commision feel doe for a tentacle for trolls
have multiple colors and everything



everything

>>846
is this really happening ?

>>1034
Yes. I've been really busy with some of my other business ventures over the last several days, but this is still happening.

Status is: still trying to get cast together. I've started looking for actresses in unconventional ways. We now have a very cute half Japanese girl willing to take part. I'm really not sure who to cast her as yet.

We also have two guys who seem reliable so far - one would make a good John, and one would make a good Dirk.

Once contracts are signed etc, I will probably make posts on the tumblr introducing each parody character (with their face blacked out).

PS: I had a nightmare last night where Andrew Hussie himself was upset about me making this porn parody, so he stole my girlfriend and roasted my kitten on a furnace. It was not pleasant.

sif lawyer

>Yes. I've been really busy with some of my other business ventures over the last several days, but this is still happening.

nope.exe

>>1046
You're calling my lawyer a fatty? The dude is actually a hardcore /fit/izen.

>>1047
Man, I want and am going to make this thing but if my servers are on fire for my existing businesses I am not going to prioritize homestuck porn. Sorry if that makes you uncomfortable.

>>846
You're doing god's work, son.

>>846
You should say they have to get fucked on their quest bed to ascend to god tier

>>1081
...This is a fucking incredible idea and I am probably adding it to the script. I might have a shitty bedspread made with a god tier symbol on it.