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*summons the forbidden meme*
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eggs
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but where's the cat
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me gay
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*fluctu8s*
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boop
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boop for practical purposes
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well, i promise not to be a huge fag if we use this one, but if we don't we should probably go to dumb garbage
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the race for admin of hsg
who will win :y
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lets just have nicks ass make a board
he's canadian he'll just keep his nose out of everyones business
and hes been here a long time too
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>>15
but he likes tavroooooos
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
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>>15
agreed
nick's ass would make the besT admin
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>>14
here's my bid
i'm an anon who's always been an anon
i'm not gonna ban people when i get mad because i'm not a huge idiot child
generally i think hsg should be what it decides to be through what it chooses to post about
>>15
i'd be cool with nick's ass, he seems level headed and detached enough
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>>15
he already made one but i dont remember which one
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the problem with having anonymous as board owner is
you dont know who to call out on their shit, they cant be held that responsible
so you need someone whos known, neutral, won't ban people for laughs or because they disagree
which fits only nicks ass and (controversial opinion warning) broken space bar
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so where is nick's ass
we need to tell him he's our leader now
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>>21
personalmotifs.tumblr.com/ask
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>>20
yes the fascist won't ban people
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>>23
broken spacebar isnt even all that bad
he just shitposts and you guys believe him
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>>20
that's fair
if you need a name, the admin of this board is mouse, and i've complained about pretty much every ban ever. so i'd imagine myself neutral. i've also been here for five years or so.
but again, nick's ass would probably be good. a lot better than we had it, at the very least
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>>24
But can you imagine what an insufferable asshole he'd be if he was a mod
Even if he didn't ban people on a whim he'd just be so annoying
Nick's ass is the obvious chice
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>>23
broken space bar believes too much in the freedom of speech shit that 8chan is all about
>>26
oh, little mouse
you're definitely neutral enough then
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>>25
>>26
>this is mouse's board
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
No we are not here, we're just waiting for Nick's Ass to make a board for us.
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>>26
oh god its you
no thanks
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>>30
>>31
yeah, that's about what i figured
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>wanting a name/tripfag as the admin
because that worked out so well that last two times
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>>35
Nick's Ass is literally the most chill
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>>35
i get it, though
having someone to point to when shit goes wrong makes things easier
>>36
man can we not go back please
zwid sucks
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>>36
>>38
dumbass will learn
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>>39
yeah, that worked when we ran off the chaz's board right
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>>41
how are you lads doin
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So Roxy can apparently just appear anywhere in the void now and take anything she wants back to the real world? Seems like that could be exploited a lot more heavily than just grabbing Callie.
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>>46
probably just living things
dreambubble stuff stops existing outside of the bubble iirc
she might be able to go grab sollux though
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>>43
I studied for 9 hours yesterday and it isnt enough.
I really dont want to fail pharmacology.
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>>48
walking out of my last college final was the most liberating feeling in the world
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>>50
neets have it figured out
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>>48
youre smart, you can do it
>>50
my man, i've been neet so long
it is not as fun as it seems
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>>51
Damn skippy we do. I hope we move here Nick, you are cool.
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well, i hoped we'd make it
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>>56
It just wasn't in the stars this time
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>>56
it's not too late, it's never too laaaaaate
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>>57
if he'd left the board closed for like an hour i think we probably would have made it
but no, he panicked the second he saw people actually were leaving and brought it back in like five minutes. sucks.
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i took melatonin and now im tired
but now i wanna stay up
i hecked up, plain and simple
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>>66
turning my vpn on again and figuring out which of the ips arent banned is too much effort for right now
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it probably doesn't matter, but i guess it was never actually posted in this thread so i'll say it. if we do actually end up moving here ever, the plan is to give ownership to nick's ass asap
he's got finals to do right now, so he wanted to wait a few days before assuming any kind of responsibility
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>>69
nice epic post number
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>>73
*brings her back inside*
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that roxy makes me turnt.
the OP one, not the baby
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>>76
*puts you both outside*
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>>77
Roxy got me feelin all kinds of ways
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>>78
*phases thru the wall*
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>>81
how about not watching films by that yellow fever hack tarantino at all
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>>83
back off of tarantino-sempai…
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>>84
screw you, he's shit
idiots think his films are deep because the scenes happen in the wrong order
kinda like homestuck actually
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>>85
*dual wields two hanzo katanas*
i said
stop
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Am I allowed to post here?~
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>>90
Fuck yeah tildes~*~*~*~
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>>93
now it feels like home
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So what is happening here?
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>>97
for now, not much
looked like we were jumping boards at some point yesterday, but zwid backpedaled pretty quickly
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>>97
This will soon be our new home.
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>Zwid still has me banned for literally nothing at all
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>>101
Blame the range bans
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>>102
why's he doing that
everyone he range bans is just going to hop on a proxy and it won't matter. the only people that are gonna stay banned are people not used to dodging bans who get caught in the blast radius.
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>>102
This isn't a range ban we're talking about, I was banned for four weeks just for posting this, and hasn't lifted the ban since. Everytime I try to ask him to remove it, I get permabanned for ban evading.
This is why I want to leave /homosuck/ so bad, Zwid is a piece of shit.
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>>104
wasnt that post like a mile long or something
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>>105
No, that was the original post and I haven't posted anything like it before or after.
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>>104
i think the dude has a skewed sense of time
he bans people for a month or three and then wonders why they don't just accept it
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>>107
Yeah.
Right now, I'm just waiting for Nick's Ass to become admin of new HSG but even then, I really don't think everyone will move.
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>>108
its because hes a fucking NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT
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>>110
not really, he spends most of the day on hsg seems like
maybe he ought to try a 90 day vacation himself
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nicks ass more like nick sass
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>>116
>>118
you guys wanna do something?
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>>120
i would but i'm playing the witcher and shitposting at the same time, so my schedule's pretty packed
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>>104
he's a petulant child
he hates hsg
he doesn't care about homestuck anymore
he never wanted to be admin and doesn't want it now
but he won't give it up because he's a piece of shit
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>>123
Then why don't we just fucking move and have a better admin to lead us?
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>>123
i dunno, he tried to pretend the only reason he hadn't closed the board is because there's no option to do so, but when people said he could just hand the board over to someone else and effectively be just as done with it as if he'd deleted it, he got dismissive and backpedaled
i think he really just loves being the admin and says all that other stuff to hide how much he enjoys the modicum of power he has, so he can try to look coolheaded when he's really freaking out a lot of the time
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>>125
yeah, i would probably be like that too if i was admin.
i wouldn't just ban people for no reason though.
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>>124
dude, we stayed on dumbgarbage for months with a dumb admin, even when the site was barely loading. and even then people leaped to defend ipgd and her board much in the same way, but once we moved everyone acted like they hated being on dumbgarbage all along.
hsg just doesn't move without a big blowout. nothing is going to move people off of /homosuck/ except it becoming unusable or a huge fracas.
we would have moved to chaz's board if she didn't shut it down after a day, but that's only because zwid pissed almost everyone off with the prolonged forced anon thing, which stayed up long enough to annoy people in multiple different timezones and which he again immediately stopped when he realized people were leaving.
realistically, hsg is not going to move anywhere until something pulls it up by the roots and makes it. /homosuck/ is where we will be until then.
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>06/02/15 - /homestuckgen/ resurfaces and the community decides to make Nick’s Ass their leader. It didn’t work.
its official
the boyking says this board failed, pack it up folks
No.129
i would have posted that on the other board but turning on my vpn and figuring out which connection wasnt banned is 30 seconds of too much effort for me
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>>128
he's also trying to frame his attempt to move people to /co/ as something genuine that just didn't work out
lol
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>>130
well of course he's not going to write
"6/02/15 - i had a temper tantrum over getting called a shit mod by literally everybody but then once they were about to move somewhere else for real i panicked and went back on shutting the board"
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to be honest, I'm going to stop posting on /homosuck/ permanently
maybe i can finally leave this place
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>>133
I'm probably going to cut communications with this board too.
Goodbye HSG, I'll see you in another time and another place.
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>>133
>>134
you do what you need to anon
see ya, man.
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why is nick the board admin
i should be the board admin
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>>139
who the fuck are you
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ahaha damn i forgot all about this place
i wouldn't have noticed i made the OP if it wasn't for the "(You)"
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>>142
*can't hear you thru the semen clogged in ears*
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Hello strangers
Let's shitpost
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>>144
aren't you supposed to be off fucking your bf roasted
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>>145
who?
>>146
ayaye skipper, thar she blows
also what even was the point of Vriska's undead relationship?
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>>147
the point was
fuck homestuck, hussie is a hack
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>>150
thank you anonymous hero
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>>152
no more pissy cunnies
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>>153
*synthesizes new, impossibly pissy cun*
squish squish
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>>155
irrigate the sahara
with piss
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i said
cut it out with the cuns
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>>160
>cutting the cun
african pls go
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>>163
how is CoC doing these days anyway
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>>164
i dunno
a while back people said it was getting shitty
apparently there's a new game that's set in space, but i lost the link to it
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>>166
trials in tainted space?
you have to pay for it, so nothx
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>>167
yeah paying for the porno is a big nono
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>>166
the problem i had with CoC is that it focused too heavily on furry stuff
i'd hoped it would find its way out of that and into a more expansive and interesting list of fetishes. i haven't looked at it in years now so maybe it has.
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>>167
well that's stupid
you think they'd just set up a system like the breeding season team, where the product is free to everyone but avid fans can support the development through patreon and get prizes
i mean look at this shit, they are making bank
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=108351&u=108351&ty=h
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it sure is lonely in here
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>>174
What kind of proxy thing do you use? Does it cost money?
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>>175
softether vpn and no
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>>150
it's not like if he hadn't posted it we wouldnt have known about it
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>the real reason zwid banned me is because he didn't like my shitposts
w
o
w
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/homosuck/ sucks so goddamned much
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I've had enough of Zwid's bullshit
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i just got banned for spam when every goddamn post was just the fucking donger face
fucking zwid can't stand that there's another place besides his board that people want to go
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>>183
I dunno man that's 2nepeta4me
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>>183
/naptap/ deserves to be its own thing, i don't know if hsg can function like that
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this board has been officially handed off to nick's ass by the way
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>>183
I refuse until ee gets filtered into 33
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>>187
as long as it isn't zwid it's good
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I don't trust queers, so I'm going to shitpost on
>>>/homestuck/
consider this myone and only shill for the place
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someone please post about this place in homosuck
dont post links to it or atleast dont post a lot
but constantly remind people that it's here and it's better than zwid
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>>195
i dunno man, i've said it before, but i think hsg really needs a huge push to move it somewhere
i mean, you do what you want to, this isn't even my board anymore, but i'm not sure advertising this there is going to accomplish anything but making people feel like you're trying to manipulate them or that you're overly desperate or something
i think it'd probably be just as fruitful to wait until hsg was heavily encouraged to move, like if zwid actually had shut down the board, and then offer this place as an alternative.
No.197
its because everyone is lazy
even though everyone hates everything zwid does they're happier whining and complaining than opening a new tab because 2 mouse clicks is so hard
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>>197
yeah, basically
it's the same reason people are sitting in the cyclical thread screaming about it sucking instead of just, you know, making another non-cyclical thread
it's just damn hard to convince a group of people to all move at once, even if they're all fed up with being where they are
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timeshift is fuckin hard, man
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>>196
>like if zwid actually had shut down the board
But that wil never happen
Zwid is such a fucking shithead that even when he detests homestuck he wont let hsg go
It's just never going to happen, unless he changes or 8chan fucking shuts down
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>>187
Wait uh I didnt receive any login info. Did the message have any periods in it? Sometimes tumblr filters those out if it looks like a url
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>>204
fuck, i wrote a happy little message to go along with it and that must have done me in
i'll try resending it, give me a second
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>>206
tumblr's ask system truly is shit. basically anything with a period followed by more letters is guaranteed to not make it through, and it's a roll of the dice the rest of the time.
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>>207
alright, hopefully it got through this time
change the name/password as soon as you'd like, and it's all yours
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>>208
Got it. And don't worry, I'm pretty shitpost tolerant. I don't think I've filtered more than three people in all my hsg time, and ye olde roasted barely counts
I guess we'll see if hsg can overcome its inertia and make the switch here or somewhere else, or what happens.
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>>209
great
you seem like a laid back guy, which i think is probably what'd be best for hsg, or at least better.
we'll see how it goes
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>>209
you're a good ass, nick's ass
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>>211
thank you
but have you ever thought about how cheetos look like little animal poops, because it's bothering me a lot right now
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>>209
also, not sure if you know this
>You still may lose access to your board, however, if you fail to log in for two weeks or it receives no posts for a week.
basically, there needs to be at least one post a week and one sign on from you every two weeks or someone like brokenspacebar will snipe ownership of the board via claims
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(please no one post dangerouslycheezy.png)
>>213
Oh yes I know. I will do my best park on this board to the best of my ability
Probably i'll just always leave a tab open, that makes sense to me.
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>>215
and i forgot the fucking picture goddammit
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>>216
i remembered it being more troubling to be honest
perhaps i saw it in a more innocent time
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>>212
Oh fuck you
I mean, cheetah balls are orange, so
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>>218
Cheetah what
Is this some perverse delicacy that never made its way into saskatchewan?
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i regret looking into this.
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>>220
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>220
>>219
Cheetah balls
Exactly what i said
Good job fucko
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Free neps
Hey kid
you wanna see my neps
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>>229
wow its a virus what the fuck
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>>232
hello tell me about your day
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>>233
i dunno
i woke up, had a donut, played timeshift and dicked around online, had dinner, now im here
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>>234
what kind of donuts are your favorite
do you dip them in milk or coffee
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>>235
it was a chocolate cake donut
i had some water with it, i dont dip them
im not into the normal dough ones with frosting on them
but if they have cream im all about that shit
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>>236
Bro have you ever had a hot apple cider donuts? Fuck like all the other donuts besides churros and beignets if you count em
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>>237
i've never had a hot apple cider donut
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gordoughs makes some damn good donuts
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may i recommend you consider:
cronuts
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>>238
They're sweet and tart and a little sticky, it's really incredible. It's the whole fall season in your mouth.
I miss churros they never have em around here. The south's one flaw besides being horribly racist
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>>236
those are my favorite too
noice noice
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>>240
how do cronuts taste
like do they even taste different than donuts, or is it just a texture thing
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>>243
the different pastry means both texture and taste are different
but a very good different
maple and bacon cronut man
heaven
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Okay so
1. Waffles or pancakes
2. Maple syrup or honey
3. Butter y/n
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How's everyone's evening going?
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>>246
Waffles
Syrup (ive never tried honey whaat)
n
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>>248
i played the witcher for five hours straight and am about to pass out watching bob ross
great day
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>>248
it is 3 am and im eating this jumble of shit i put together and im bored
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>>249
It's so much better. I can't even do maple anymore now that I've had my eyes opened to sweet golden wildflower honey
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>>246
waffles
syrup (honey is DISGUSTING BEE SHIT)
a wee dab of butter to melt in the syrup
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>>250
I've been meaning to want to buy it but a couple of my friends said that they have buyer's remourse from it
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>>250
Fuck I jelly. How is Witcher 3? It's out right?
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christ my stomach is killing me, i can't stop farting
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>>254
>>254
>honey is DISGUSTING BEE SHIT
wow FUCK OFF
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>>255
why did they dislike? i love it so far
>>256
it's wonderful, the combat is great and it really makes you feel like a monster hunter when you study up on your prey and concoct potions and shit to better confront it
the facial animations are also fucking incredible
i guess my biggest complaint would be the UI. it's a little lacking in all regards and even just like opening a chest can be kind of a chore if there's too much interactable shit around it. also witcher senses (batman vision) is kind of poorly done.
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>>258
Don't listen to that Nazi. You and I know honey is glistening floral ambrosia
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when i was younger i used to put honey on my chicken nuggets
its delicious
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>>261
like honey bbq
without the bbq
honey is hella good when cooking, im a big fan of honey + something spicy
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>>261
Is it bad that I still buy McNuggets
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*sprints into thread*
hi
*huff huff*
its me
*huff huff*
eri
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>>259
Super jelly I wish I had the money for a couple more pc parts to play. And, you know, the game itself.
Have you ever read the books? I'm in love with the short stories.
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>>262
without the bbq
>>263
i dont like mcdonalds chicken nuggets, their skin is weird and its texture is just weird
if i had to choose a fast food's nuggets id pick BK or wendys
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>>266
shut it zwidfag
go back to sucking his dick
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>>268
no need to be so hostile broseph
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*picks up mic*
*clears throat*
niggers
*drops mic and walks away*
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imagine a world with no memes
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>>271
wwhy wwould i do that
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>>267
Well yeah I wasn't talking about McDonald's
I just feel weird when I buy them, like they're suppose to be for kids
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>>273
haha i bet you buy happy meals too
what a nerd am i right guys hahahahahahaH
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I'm kind of tired of men
Why don't we just have them all gassed
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*coughs*
so… how about that homestuck?
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>>276
this but unironically tbh
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>>276
i dont think thats a good idea
>>277
its not good
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>>277
I want it to end already
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what is with mgr having the best ost
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*forgets to put on deodorant*
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>>277
thousands of pages of pure garbage
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>>277
i read it and now im gay
No.285
scientists confirm that reading homestuck gives you aids
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>>265
i've never read the books, no.
actually, that's another issue i've had with the game. it's hard to parse just what's going on sometimes because a sentence will reference three different pieces of lore that i know nothing about.
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>>287
i-it's probably the person next to us
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>>286
Can you really fault a game based on books for referencing the books?
BTW hsg rank the lalondes
Mine is Roxy, Dave, Rose, Dirk
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>>277
will the lava kill karkat tho
i think something's wrong with my eyes, i can't fucking grasp if this page is supposed to be implying karkat's about to get lava'd on or if there's just lava on the walls like in the previous panels
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>>289
no, it's not a flaw with the game, just an issue i've had with it.
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>>290
I don't really think that Kanaya would just leave Karkat there to be burnt alive, so probably not.
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my backspace button broke, shit
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>>290
i dont think kanaya's that stupid enough to do that
im sure its just cool wicked background shit
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>>289
roxy = dave >/= rose > dirk
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>>292
i thought it was accidental, like whoops she knocked him out to keep him safe but actually put him in harms way haha
i just really hate that fucking panel i feel like my eyes are being bullied
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>>293
Highlight text and then cut?
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>>293
live with your mistakes
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>the movie Spy is actually getting good reviews
wow
that looked paul blart level from the commercials, i am genuinely amazed
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wondering if I should get the new 3ds
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Look at these nice posts. This is better
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>>299
>look at mall cops 2 reviews
>6% on rotten tomatoes
>13% on metacritic
>4/10 on imdb
christ i didn't except it to be that bad
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zookeeper 2: zookeeperier when
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>>304
nah I'm gross you wouldn't want to
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>>305
egghead do you have an artblog or something
i am going to be upfront with you; i plan to steal the design of the cute little egg girl you use as your fursona
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>>306
I don't. I use to share stuff with one or two people privately but now all I do is keep a sketchbook and oil paint sometimes. But even then I haven't had the energy for it lately, and I kind of dropped digital painting.
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maybe you lads have some advice
im tryin to get someone i know whos good at drawing to like, have a place online they put it
so people dont take credit, and that people can compliment and give advice to the person to help them out
but i dont know how to try to make them stick to actually putting stuff up
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>>308
>so people dont take credit
People will do that anyway, especially if they are moderately known through a blog
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>>311
i dunno, like
they do stuff for hsg a bunch and i know people used to repost anonymous hsg drawings on tumblr
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>>313
He should just make an art blog on tumble or something
If someone does take credit for his work, people are going to find out eventually that they're lying
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>>308
if they have a tumblr just tell them to make another blog and put all their shit on there
even there shitty 5 minute doodles
e v e r y t h i n g
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>>315
yeah
but my original question was like, how do i try to get them to commit to doing it instead of putting 2 things up and never logging in again
should i hash out some kind of reward system like /r9k/'s gbp?
No.320
>>318
Tell him that his art is good and want other people to see it too I guess
Is he not much of an attention whore
No.321
>>320
no they arent, i dont think they like attention much
No.322
>>318
you can try and convince them
it'll get their art out to more people, commission opportunities, and more fans if theyre into that type of stuff
No.323
>>322
Yeah this
Maybe he'll get lucky and manage to get in contact with a famous artist or something
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No.325
mods are sleeping, post anime girls
No.326
>>325
the only mod here is nicks ass anyway, i doubt he'd ever stop someone from posting anime girls
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Lemon Vodka and macaroni aquired
No.329
>>327
whos this semen demon
No.330
>>326
I thought little mouse owned the board
No.331
wwill moody come back noww
No.332
>>330
nope, he gave nick the login info yesterday
No.333
>>331
no
moody is a chill guy and all but mixing him and hsg together is just a recipe for disaster
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>>331
i thought moody was posting anonymously
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>>323
But Anon that sounds terrifying
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you ever be looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking you be looking good and shit but then you see yourself in the camera and its just,,,,,,,,,,,
No.340
>year of our based god 2015
>still no .hack//sign blu rays
why this
>>339
i think we all know that feel, its a hard one.
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>>341
unless people get bored and go back to homosuck we're here
No.344
>>338
I'd rather avoid famous people and getting attention on my drawings
I dunno dude when lots of people are focusing on me it makes me panic a lot
No.347
>>341
Fuck yeah
Too many bad memories at the old place
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>>341
i'd like that, but the thing is, hsg kinda spans a lot of timezones
some people are here right now, but in a few hours they'll be asleep and other people will wake up and go to /homosuck/
i guess it's probably a matter of if a big enough chunk comes here and stays here, and then if people waking up are compelled to come here for more discussion
i'd say hsg is still in /homosuck/ now, despite there being only one post there in like the last hour
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>>344
but you have to let people see your mistakes or you wont get better
I get it tho. its dangerous out there these days to be a creator who interacts with the crowd. never know when you might upset the wrong blogger. next thing you know you're a meme on the news
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>>349
we gotta try our best to keep posting here and not there no matter what
we have to win
No.353
>>352
wow you're really butthurt
did zwid shit in your cereals?
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No.356
what is it about jack macbrayer that makes it so hard to not like him
No.357
No.358
who's shilling this board the hardest?
wesley, little mouse, grant or egghead aka the fags who were able to get banned?
No.359
>>358
i stopped spamming the board with links to this place has after zwid kept permabanning me
No.360
>>358
Peasant, I post where I want because I'm the motherfucking Queen. You really think I give a fuck about whether I'm "banned" or not?
No.361
>>358
BrokenSpacebar got banned too
No.362
GTAV is fun
I wish I had friends though, it'd probably be more fun
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>>358
i didn't even get banned though, at least not recently
my shilling includes: originally posting the board a few months ago, posting it when he locked the thread, and linking to it i think two times since then when talking about handing it over to nick's ass
where do i fall on the shill scale from non-shill to goldbergstien
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>>360
>queen
lmao
you're a sad bitch who cries over a fat tripfag
you're the jester
No.370
all vocaroos do is remind me i need a new voice
sucks having a bad one
No.371
>>370
i want jack nicholson voice
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>>369
He's not fat so you're only half accurate~
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>>373
just cover your mouth
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>>371
i want master roshis voice
or mystic gohan when he was cocky as fuck with super buu
No.378
i wish i had raiden's cyborg body
except for the heels
No.379
>>378
android 16's robot body > raiden's cyborg body
one has a bomb capable of destroying the world in it
the other you need to drink spine gatorade to heal
one has ROCKET FISTS THAT CAN SHOOT LASERS
the other has high heels
No.380
>>379
are they stylish high heels c:
No.381
was it ever explained how red ribbon andriods were stronger villains than the fucking emperor of the galaxy
No.382
>>380
no
>>381
dr gero is good at what he does
No.383
>>381
wasn't it established that the androids became a lot stronger when trunks came back to the past
No.384
>>379
>one has a bomb capable of destroying the world in it
Not sure if I want that
No.385
>>383
there was no reason given for that, im pretty sure
they were just inexplicably stronger
i've seen some people say that they think the "infinite energy" systems the androids had just got weaker over time or something
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>>384
>not wanting to commit nuclear world destruction when you cum inside
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>>388
i cant believe you made me look at this with my own two eyes
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>>388
i'm speechless right now
No.391
>>388
i don't know who any of those people are
No.392
>aqua team hunger force is doing their final season
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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"Rest now my child" He mackled gently "There is no need to fear"
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>>392
they'll be missed, but it really does have to stop
No.397
goddamn i love shitposting
i think im hilarious
No.399
>>397
same
like, I'm not the best shitposter, but the net effect is probably positive
No.400
shitposting, our most sacred duty
No.401
/homestuckgen/: Shitposting and Grant/Egghead/Roasted circlejerking
No.402
Hey are you tired of real quality posts where you read them and they actually entertain you? Get on down to real fake quality posts, right here! Fill a whole thread with em! Check this out - a shitpost, a shitpost, Kanaya, a Nep! None of them are quality posts! fakequalityposts.com is our website, so check it out for a lot of really great deals on fake quality poooooooosts!
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libra isnt that hard to fucking draw
No.404
how do i pass as a girllllll
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>>403
shoo
go back where you came from
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>>403
they kinda got it there
they just didn't really seem to try all that hard
No.408
i need to sleep but if i do ill wake up at deaths fucking door again because my throat closes up when i sleep
No.409
hello myf riends HAVE ME in my terriory for the tea and crum(pits) so i can seuccefully track them down for the foressts
yes, this isp the plan and so we will go and coniitunue
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>>410
me,,,,, dont ned alcholic becvaerages
dumb sldunt -___-
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>you'll never be a cute squid girl hanging out in shibuya
No.414
hoorya my BROTERS and sisters we need no one to progress this, for im the senators for eveeyrhting and me
yes me
shall not regret thr se things for im am the sanetabor
turst me and i will trust u poor squides
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>>413
>>414
2 ppl……….. same squide………….
=-hm????????????=
No.416
>>412
i am thdeath…………………………………………………………………………………………..
No.417
>>416
do you have a cute face
No.418
Don't run. Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?
No.420
>>419
even your dogs think you're drunk
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>>416
show me those legs, honey
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>>426
post hands or armpits
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>>427
negbatvie
>>428
sinble hande
No.431
>Camwhoring under the influence
that's my job
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>>438
For some reason that made me feel incredibly sleepy
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>>441
night, talking thighs
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>>445
Go to bed hun and have wonderful dreams
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>>451
is it just me and you now?
No.453
>>452
come back to homosuck, anons
we're waiting you…
No.454
>>453
I'm posting in both threads, as long as zwid doesn't act like a teen on her periods I'm ok with posting in homosuck
No.455
>>361
not a perma
also he has his own board
No.457
there's a dog screaming outside my house right now
just screaming
No.458
>>457
Is it in pain or something?
No.459
>>458
no i looked
its owner is walking it and its just looking around and screaming bloody murder all the while
No.461
>>459
all existence is suffering.
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>>461
why would a dog scream though
dogs like going on walks i thought it's something they enjoy
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>>462
My dog screams every time the vet gets close to his butt, was there a vet around or maybe was it having problems pooping?
No.466
>>459
that's the funniest thing ive heard all day
No.467
>>453
zwid can eat a bucket of dicks
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>>464
i guess that makes sense
maybe he was looking around at all the places to poop and was having some kind of existential crisis because he couldn't
No.471
>tfw wake up and instantly sleepy again
No.472
What would you like to see happen in the comic before it ends, HSGen?
No.473
>>472
I don't know. At this point the rest of the story is laid out. Fighting these boss battles, then going to face Caliborn and putting him in Cal, then beating LE somehow, and then the surviving characters settling in the new universe.
Vriska dying might be nice.
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>>472
Rose and Kanaya have an intense makeout session.
No.477
>>388
*vomits*
*continues to vomit yet wants a game frumps lego set*
No.478
>>476
they will probably have a baby if anything
kanaya has to become the mom
No.479
>>478
where are the troll human hybrids?
i have never seen art about troll human hybrids
No.480
>>479
it's out there, i've seen it
No.481
>>479
you don't want to see troll-human hybrids
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No.484
zwid's a vindictive little cretin, ain't he?
No.485
Man it is weird browsing with all that mod stuff floating above the posts
Anyone have any recommendations to make the place feel more homey?
No.486
>>485
you could get some custom spoilers set up i guess
No.487
>banned for a week for posting a link to this place once
Someone's mad
No.488
>>485
I guess you can steal some banners and the spoiler image
No.489
>>484
man. if he was going to take it so personally he had a lot of time to stop treating the board like a kid frying an anthill with a magnifying glass
No.490
>>484
>>487
Here I thought he didn't care. Looks like we're at war here.
No.491
Oh yeah, Nick's Ass knows when you're samefagging
No.492
>>491
yeah that's kind of what being the admin means
No.493
>>492
I'm sure he doesn't care
No.494
what if the product of a troll/human mating is always a troll
No.495
>>493
Yeah I'm not really planning on spending a lot of time staring at everyone's individual codes
Samefagging is a time-honoured hsg tradition anyway
No.497
>>494
What if troll/human mating produces something else entirely
What if it unlocks the latent Mother Grub genes all trolls carry
No.498
>>496
That's true I guess
Actually I think you had the same reaction when you started at /homosuck/, didn't you? Come to think of it.
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>>500
is it me you're looking for?
No.503
come now comrades, we must keep on convincing everyone to come to our side
end the boy king 's tyranny
i'd do it myself but i'm banned
No.504
>>503
There's proxies and I don't think he's doing anything bad atm
No.505
>>504
I'm not letting this die
Wesley shall have his revenge
No.507
>>504
Proxies fuck up everytime I make a post
No.508
We should have Roasted and his men to destroy /homosuck/
No.509
>>503
Wes bruh trying to convince hsg to do anything tends to provoke the opposite. We're contrary by nature.
No.510
>>507
"Remove script" or whatever must be unchecked
No.511
>>508
The good people of /homosuck/ are our family
No.512
>>509
then keep posting here no matter what, never post at /homosuck/
No.513
No.514
yeah this plan failed.
i'm going to go kill myself now, for real.
goodbye forever.
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>>514
Dude no war doesn't last just a few days
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>>516
>>517
>>515
o-okay
i really shouldn't talk like this
No.520
>>519
hinjaku hinjaku hinjaku hinjaku
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No.524
a man should not have to fear samefagging exposure by a force greater than his own
No.525
>>523
uids is that thing on the bottom right that tells how many different posters are here
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>>524
hey hey if I do this people will think you're samefagging
No.528
>>525
oh
thats fine then probably
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>>529
it was seven when i voted tho
No.531
>>525
this might be bad for morale...
No.532
>>530
So it is
I wonder how much is at homosuck right now
No.533
5 people here
me, >>527, wesley, little mouse, nicks ass?
No.534
>>533
You're forgetting Anon
No.535
>>532
significantly more
i'm guessing most people here are straddling both threads
not me though i'm too sleepy and pre-occupied to run a double feature
No.536
How do we make this place more active
No.537
>>534
have you made that thing yet
No.538
>>536
blackjack
open bar
hookers
slot machines
shooting range
No.539
>>533
>>534
>>537
Grant my man
Your samefag is showing
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No.541
>>537
>tfw got 60 spares bucks from a purchase i just made and dunno if should buy a ps plus year membership since mine runs out next month or get xeno
the struggle
No.542
>>536
there's no real way to do it, i think
hsg won't move unless it is very strongly compelled to do so
and no, wesley, spamming this board isn't going to compel them
No.543
>>541
Do we have Roasted on our side
Nice
No.544
>>536
bring back drawfags and writefags
No.545
>>543
I dunno who to support
No.546
>>539
:x
>>540
my man, the thing
>>541
honestly? i think a year of ps plus membership would give way more than just xenoverse
it's a ps3 and a vita game every month, right? that's probably way more playtime than xenoverse, especially if they give a long game or something
No.547
>>545
You gotta support your monster hunter senpai
No.548
>>547
how is mh4 anyway
is it worth picking up if i have the old 3DS with only one stick
No.549
>>546
Are you talking about tumblr? If so then the answer is no
No.550
>>545
support us, man
we could really use the help
No.552
>>548
Mh4u is awesome in my opinion, much better than the previous games although they nerfed the switch axes and mounting monsters always feels so good
I haven't played it without the C stick you should try out the demo see how that goes, you can lock target like in mh3u so it shouldn't be a big deal
No.553
i got permabanned because of egghead
wweh
No.554
>>550
what if i just shut down both boards, right?
so you could all come together as a family
i did it to dumbgarbage so it shouldn't be too hard here
mom and dad shouldn't fight like this
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>>554
what if you shut down this huge dong
No.558
>>554
Honestly? I like that idea, do it.
No.560
well this took a dark turn
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>>557
>>558
>>559
i dunno i love you all so much
No.562
>>561
pls don't fuck up either board, people will move if they want to and won't if they don't
no cyber terrorism needed
No.563
>>561
Do it to homosuck instead if you want
No.564
>>561
I would prefer for this not to occur
No.565
>>562
Do you want to win this or not?
No.566
>>563
no you fuck
leave them alone
No.567
>>566
man you guys are pansies
No.568
>>565
it's not about winning something wesley, it's just providing a better place and seeing if people want to move
zwid a shit but this is stupid, do not do this
No.569
>>568
You wouldn't understand
No.570
we need,,,,, to win this war,,,,,
No.571
like the banner by the way, nick's ass
No.573
>>572
Yes. It felt rude to take things with the logo on because it looks like zwid made that version himself, but I figure they were community contributions so I took the few that didn't have it. Maybe I'll make more eventually.
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>>572
>>573
weird, i refreshed a bunch of times and only got the silhouetted problem sleuth one. i thought that was the one and only.
No.575
oh wait nevermind i just got this one
a personal favorite
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>>574
That one is my favourite, I considered leaving it with just that.
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>>575
what the fuck, i saved the one with nepeta flying into space on a skateboard
why is this banner haunting me
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No.581
rebel is best nuclear throne character
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No.583
has anyone else here played timeshift
No.584
>>583
>anyone else here
there's just you here
No.585
>>584
no theres like 3 anons and nicks ass and other me
No.586
>>585
im mostly paying attention to homosuck since everyone just up and left
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>>585
>and other me
You're gettin old kid
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>>587
its pretty fun
but also kind of difficult
i picked it up for like 3$ on steam sale, i recommend it
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>>586
There aren't enough people here to maintain constant activity, which is fine. I'm totally okay with this board being a lowkey slow & sleepy hsg if the main mass doesn't want to move. the main point in my mind is to have a single viable alternative ready for if zwid shits the bed again, instead of dispersing across a dozen hsgs
im gonna go play more mass effect for a bit. if anyone is terrible you can always get my attention via my askbox so i get a phone notif (personalmotifs.tumblr.com/ask)
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>>595
instead of posting my waifu I'll post as my waifu
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>>596
little mouse why are you so terrible
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>>598
hi
>>600
there's nothing wrong with jasper back off
No.604
>>603
there is everything wrong with jasper
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>>605
only if you're a weeb or a nip
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i cum in de bum
and i question my life decision
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>>604
just look how happy she is dude come on
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>>608
fine, as long as you call him ビビアン
No.612
>>610
SHES HAPPY BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO CAUSE DESTRUCTION AND POSSIBLY KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!!
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>>612
but what you forget is that, also, in addition to that, she hot
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>>619
would you let jasper vore you
No.622
>>621
didn't he shitpost about jasper vore some time ago
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>>621
i guess... if it had to be someone....
>>622
no, wasn't me
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i wanna cuck little mouse
No.628
i wanna vore little mouse
No.629
come here little mouse
i've got a tasty bit of cheese for you
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>>631
I'm not samefagging tho
No.633
*engages turbo shitposting mode*
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No.636
i wanna play fallout new vegas again but the second i realize i have to install mods im like "nah"
so now i dont know what game to play
No.637
not when i shift into
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
No.638
>>630
how much do you fantasize about getting vored
are there different things that go into voring
are you into swallowing or do you like it when they shove you up their ass or something
No.639
>>636
apparently some gamestop somewhere set the release date for fallout 4 for sometime in october
so maybe it'd be best to just hold off instead of burning yourself out
No.640
>>639
i wouldn't trust that date
they put up placeholders that "leak" all the time
No.641
>>636
you should play a shitty pay2win mmo with a lot of grinding
No.642
>>640
yeah, true
but e3 is also just around the corner, and they'll probably put out a release date then
No.644
>>638
i'm not much of a vore fan actually
i don't hate it as much anymore though
No.645
real talk mates
should i get the new 3ds xl
No.646
>>645
If you're going to get mh4u too then yes
No.647
*jerks off onto the leaked ds3 screenshots*
e3 can't come soon enough and neither can i
No.649
>>647
i like the doodooing sun
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>>646
i played a demo and it really wasn't all that great
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>>641
i dont like mmos
except for dc universe online that was fun but barely an mmo
>>642
yeah definitely
No.652
>>650
Then no don't get it yet
Have you played any other mh game before that one?
No.653
>>652
I'm pretty sure MH4U is for regular 3ds too
No.654
>>651
you like all the things i like
we're going to get married eventually
No.655
>>653
if it's anything like mh3u, it's not worth playing without a second stick to handle the camera
makes things pretty unbearable
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looks like the spammer's back on homosuck
prepare for an influx of posters
No.659
Oh wait I forgot Xenoblade is on N3DS
fuck that I'm getting it
No.660
>>647
remember how pretty the ds2 videos looked and how the actual game looked like wet garbage
No.662
>>654
I'll marry you anyday bby
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>>658
little do they suspect
the spammer
is me
((((((((((((^:<
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Skullgirls is fun
Beowulf has a big boss skin so thats cool
No.667
please don't use slurs, anon
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>>663
Still not gonna marry you
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>>669
no it doesn't ya retoid
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>>661
so?
not like we can count on you to sort anything out
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yo little mouse
what freaky kink stuff do you get your furry gf to do with you
No.680
I still find the word "voregasm" extremely funny
No.681
>>678
are her privates digivolving
>>679
let's stop talking about that now
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>>678
google didn't help what is that from?
No.684
>>681
what why
im just curious as to how you go about doing fantasy things irl
No.685
>>683
senran kagura estival versus
No.686
these demons keep demanding extra macca and running off
it's insane
No.687
>cant figure out where to go
>exploit out of the map and over the roof into the next section
>see a bridge i have to shoot down
whoops, i probably didnt notice another of those back there
No.688
exploiting out of maps in video games is always really fun
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>>688
speedruns focused around it are always really silly and fun to watch
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New thread soon fellow memera
No.696
only being able to carry 3 weapons sucks
assault rifle shotgun rocket launcher? they gave me one of the launcher so it seems important but that was half a map ago and theres been nowhere to use it since
do i ditch the sniper rifle?
most enemies just carry assault rifle or shotgun so ammo for those is most common
what if i had kept the pistol? i've never seen an enemy drop one
its tough choices, man
>>692
yeah
No.697
i found another rocket launcher
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>>696
i can't remember the last game i played where you could just hold like ten weapons, halflife style. they're all 2-3 weapons these days.
i miss it
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>>694
*cums inside you with maximum warmness*
No.701
>>685
Oh I should've known
No.702
okay i really regret agreeing to watch my friend's dog for the weekend
it starts to bark at me whenever im in the same room as it, but I'm still holding on to the possibility that he won't bite but i haven't gotten too close to him
help
No.703
>>681
>let's stop talking about that now
no, it's not fair, we all know her kinks, what are yours
No.704
>>702
establish superiority
piss on its face
No.705
>>702
it'll probably be fine, just be calm and establish contact with it and eventually it will realize you're not trying to eat it
No.706
>>703
i like oral and strong women, lucy lawless is my 3d waifu
that's all you're getting
No.707
No.708
>>705
dude you don't get it, if i stare at him long enough or get close, he'll begin to growl
i want to call my to friend to pick him up but he's all the way at florida
No.709
>>708
>stare at him
you dont do this
if you have treats or something use them to try and get him to come close to you
No.710
>>702
Look at him in the eyes
and tell it to give you its paw
then shake it
No.711
>>708
it's because he's scared of you
just act very calmly toward him and offer him some food and make physical contact so he knows you're chill
or just hide from him for the rest of the week, that'll work too
No.712
>>709
>>710
>>711
okay i'm gonna try it
wish me luck
No.713
>>708
Do not make eye contact
Approach him slowly
Give him a treat while looking away
You have to convince him not to be scared
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No.723
>>720
i have a preference but i'm realistic about the chances of hsg moving without absolutely needing to
where's that option
No.724
i just cant,, stop talking,,,, about where i want hsg,,,,, fuck yesss, fuckkk yeaaa
No.725
>>722
saging in a general thread is pointless
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No.730
wesley go back to playing devil survivor
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No.733
is wesley even here
I thought it was kind of weird he got so upset about shit but he seemed nice enough
also we're meme name buddies
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No.735
>>733
okay i'll admit that i went super overboard but just zwid pissed me off a lot there, sorry.
i'm usually just posting here instead
No.736
i'll bet nepeta's never farted
No.737
*rips out a thirty minute fart*
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No.739
if you were a final boss in a video game, what would your battle theme be?
No.740
so how about that american pharoah
No.741
>>739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhfIv5NSqY
we need embedded youtube links turned on for this board
No.742
No.743
>>739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-KKKs0f6hg
I like other songs better but off the top of my head this is the first one I can think of that'd be "interesting" battle music.
The first minute or so would be like talking or something.
No.744
>>743
what kinda crazy battle would that be
No.745
>>739
1st form
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C20EAee23Bk
2nd form
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_c4cpZ1itA
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No.748
>weapon/armor degradation
has anyone, ever, in the history of the world, liked this mechanic
why do they keep putting this shit in games
i am stuck in this fucking dungeon about to fight a genie and my sword is at zero goddamn percent fuck
No.749
>>748
i HATE that, especially when you cant repair it on site and you have to go somewhere to do it
No.750
>>748
I've only played two games that had that, one had armor degradation and the other had weapon degradation.
The one with armor degradation took like 5 deaths to do anything, and then it was like 75% defense or something.
The weapon one depends on what weapon you use, but it's easy and quick to fix it.
No.751
No.752
>>750
it's just
what's the point
why make me run back and spend money to repair my shit periodically, it seems like such a pointless game mechanic
No.753
No.754
i trust all you lads got my nigga ZFG streaming in the background
No.755
>>752
The one I played with armor degradation had free repairs so I don't even know why it's a mechanic in the first place.
The second one technically consumes a resource but they're essentially free.
No.756
>>753
my character can go months without sleeping or taking a shit but yeah no let's make his shit break like it's made out of tinfoil
No.757
No.758
>>748
I don't even understand its purpose. Is it to turn them into consumables and force the player to keep obtaining more? Or force them to vary their playstyle? There are just so many better ways of doing this, but some game designers are retarded and will include a mechanic because it's pseudo-realistic and disregard the effect it has on gameplay entirely.
No.759
>>757
nigga what the fuck you think he running
No.761
New thread
>>760
>>760
>>760
No.762
>>759
i just know zfg is a speedrunner, i've never actually watched him
i used to watch cosmo pretty regularly until he decided to stop speedrunning forever in lieu of endless smash streams
is it zeldo
No.767
>>761
Forgot to add subject field
Real new one
>>766
>>766
>>766
No.769
>>762
yeah zfg pretty much exclusively runs ocarina of time 100% (and has the world record for it)