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>>758
at first i thought maybe it was a way to sort of tax the player and keep their money at reasonable levels, but no, they could just give them less fucking money if that was the case
it's a dumb stupid mechanic that probably had a valid reason for existing in the first handful of games, but now it's just there as a pointless annoyance
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360 no scope vagina headshot
No.774
>zoosmell
>progressive rage face
And most people have no idea these comics exist, and catch none of the references
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>>769
Oh was her that dude that beat the WR while doing a speed run tutorial?
I sort of wish Cosmo kept it, since he's the only one I know about and I've watched a few of his OoT runs.
No.776
gear it up lads we're about to enter the Major Meme League
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>>774
it pains me that almost nobody will know the old comic of hussie
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No.780
*cums in the zwid*
phew, been holding that one in for 18 years
No.781
Super Mario 64 is the best Mario game ever made
Protip: you can't
No.782
i think it's that hussie doesn't want anyone to know that makes it painful
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>>780
Still 17 you sick fuck
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>>783
not on the georgian calendar >:)
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>>782
i probably see why, some of the comics were racist and he might get fucked if he wants to get a job making comics
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>>784
That'd change his birthdate too wouldn't it? So he'd still be 17
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>>786
*slinks away into the shadows*
No.788
yes hello police
i believe i found wonk
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>>784
Um, anon, the gregorian calendar IS the modern calendar.
Also I don't think it would change your age.
No.790
do you still go to jail if you fuck a 17 year that's going to turn 18 tomorrow
No.791
>wonk furrowing his brow in concern as he realizes time is running out, staring at his countdown clocks for the 18th birthdays of trips
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>>790
Most laws have a "around that age" thing.
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>>791
isn't zwid the only kid
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>>793
isn't shitto still around
No.795
although i guess shitto is not a trip, never mind
No.796
>>791
it's all right
dozens of underaged kids put on their first trip every day
No.797
five nights at freddy's is actually a decent game
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>>797
if it was a flash game, maybe
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>>797
it's a novel concept that was pretty fun for a short while
3 games is pretty insane though, and definitely built on the backs of overreacting youtubers rather than the game's own merits
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>>798
okay maybe the first one wasn't that great but the second one is def one of my favorites
shame it has one of the worst fanbases
No.801
i kinda like this chill sleepy hsg
talking about vidya and streaming
it's nice
No.803
>>801
now that you mention it, i kind of prefer it this way
>>799
yeah, people like markiplyer and others really overexaggerate when calling it the scariest game
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>>802
oh, i didn't mean we had a stream going, i meant talking about zfg
sorry bro
No.806
what are you people talking about, the best part of 5n@f's is the fanbase >:^3
No.807
hitbox > twitch
just the opinion of me
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>>806
i know you're being ironic but no
even the /vg/ general is gay, I walked in and it was just talking about robofucking
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>>807
does anyone big use hitbox
i just remember it emerging after people got really pissed at twitch for doing something, but i never heard of people actually using it
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>>807
i should start going there more
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>>808
so it's basically robohsg
No.812
>>807
well here's my opinion
*takes a big fat shit on you*
No.813
>>809
not really
highest stream is a bit over a thousand viewers
next highest is like 500
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No.815
that video of the dragon security guard fucking the robochicken is burned into my mind forever
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>>808
>robofucking
>bad
id fuck a robot
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>>816
fnaf
you do not want to know
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>>817
fucking any robot that isn't an android is wrong
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>>819
don't have one
if you google something like "fnaf dragon security guard" you might find something
No.823
>>820
Is it okay to fuck a geth?
No.824
>>823
i dunno, even if the consciousnesses inhabiting that geth have a majority vote to get fukt, you're still kind of raping the ones that voted nay
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No.826
I'm so nervous about my second training shift even though the work is stupid easy. I hear the manager is a neurotic bitch so until I'm running the bar alone this could suck
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>>827
good night
don't let the meme bugs bite
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>>815
>>816
>>819
i think they're talking about this one
https://vimeo.com/108198762/password
i can't remember the password though
it was similar to "wesley"
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>>826
new jobs are always hard and terrifying
just finally got over the beginners' shitter bullshit of the one i got a few months ago. i found that people were really open to helping you out if you didn't try to front about how much you know. they couldn't stand the other new fucker who tried to pretend to be competent right out of school.
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>>831
Well there's also the fact that the owner pretty much handed me the job because he liked me. If I screw up there will be three dimensions of fuckage because he's my friend, it's my job, and I also hang out on the coffee side every night
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i hate "cuck" being the new big meme buzzword
i really enjoyed makign fun of cuckolds but now its been ruined by this epin meme
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>>839
>making fun of cuckolds
dickhead
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>>839
I too, have had one of my premier pastimes snatched away by the internet pantomime. No longer can I venture out into public wearing my trusty headwear without suffering vicious mockery at the hands of unenlightened vulgarians.
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>>841
wow feel free to stop any time
No.844
I wonder what moot is doing right now
No.845
>>844
watchin that bbc slid and slide outta his significant other
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i don't like it when we're dead
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>>844
he said he planned to adopt a greyhound and live innawoods
so he's probably in his mom's basement jacking off
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>>848
watchou gon do bout it son
No.851
hello does anyone want to cuddle me and deal with my problems
No.853
living innawoods seems nice until you remember how many ticks and mosquitos are there
No.854
>>851
*wwalks out a thread*
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>>851
*cuddles you into the grave*
problems solved >:#)
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No.859
ok ok check this out
you know we got rare pepes right
but how about
rare smileys
||+)
No.860
>>853
Tell me about it. We never used to have so many ticks as far north as I am, but theyve moved in. They threaten my enjoyment of cross country romps
No.861
>>857
*wwalks turns into a brisk jog*
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>>852
hahaha i was just trolling
No.863
>>861
*starts sprinting*
hey wwait up
No.864
>>851
i would love to cudle and talk but only you can solve your problems
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>>863
>sprinting
>ing
this ironic roleplay session is
OVER
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>>860
i read somewhere that 1/4 of the ticks in new england carry lyme disease
shit sucks
No.870
>>867
wwait i can make it up to you
*sucks your sick*
No.871
>>867
I'M A FUCKING FAILURE
TAKE MY BADGE
TAKE IT
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>>851
that's basically all i want out of a relationship
No.874
>sick
fuckin gross get awway from me wweirdo
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>>870
>my sick
not into vomplay sorry
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>>851
>>873
me too
threesome?
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pizza hut? taco bell?
no.
both.
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call down you penis fiends
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*wwhips out wwang*
wwho wwants a lick a ol eri
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>>889
wwell wwell wwell
looks like ol eris still got it
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>>895
you're making the right choice
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memeslayer should be a profession
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>>883
im in pa
lets get married
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When I was but a child, my family was murdered meme
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>>912
stranger, this is a place of peace
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No.917
*assvores ur favourite meme*
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>>914
fuck off, this place was given breath by wesley's tantrum and you try to play it as chill?
No.920
>>917
what if assvore is my favourite meme
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>>918
please let the wesley meme die already
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>>918
I think you mean Zwid's tantrum
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>>918
calm down zwiddle, you'll burst an ulcer
No.932
>>915
For real though this isn't intended as like a personal attack or whatever, I hope you can find it in you take it easy about the whole thing
It's just an alternative place to go.
No.934
>>929
Shut the fug up, I'm not Wesley
No.937
>>932
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING HSG APART?
No.938
>>934
yet you defend his tantrum
No.940
>>938
They both had tantrums but Zwid's was much worse
Zwid is a literal child
No.941
nick can you tell us who's wesley
am i wesley
No.942
>>935
Well, that's alright then
No.943
its that time of the year again
the time where i think "there has to be some way to make this tv usable as a monitor" and fuck around with it for a week before realizing that it just wasnt designed to handle being one properly despite having monitor inputs and a monitor mode
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>>941
I'm sorry
The people called out for a mod who does nothing, and that's what they received
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>>946
no
if i did get something i would get a second monitor with an hdmi input so i can use it for my ps3 as well
a projector does nothing for me
No.953
>>948
all right
it's probably for the best
No.954
>>948
thank
give them an inch and they'll never stop bugging you for something
No.956
>>955
i dont wanna waste money
i need it for travel
i literally dont even watch tv
No.957
>buying a "smart" tv
i hope no one here does this
No.958
*whines and cries until i get what i want*
guess who
No.960
>>957
i helped set up a smart tv a few months ago
it looked pretty nice, tbh
No.961
>>943
all i have to do is put the hdmi cord into my laptop
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>>963
wow why should i even reply if you're gonna be this rude
No.965
neets are precious, neets are pure
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>>957
what's wrong with them
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>>964
if you cant handle it go back to tumblr >:)
whats your tumblr btw
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No.970
tumblr would be better if it wasn't so tumblr
No.971
>>968
i dont use tumblr
at all
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>>971
oh
i thought you had one
you should make one
No.975
what if we made a tumblr replacement that wasn't so tumblr
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>>958
*mocks and overexaggerates someone's actions*
guess who
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>>973
>>974
heck off, im not using tumblr
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>>981
do it
let me sjw-ify you
No.985
>>980
but that was literally what he did
literally literally
No.986
TEEN GAGGING SEX TUBE FUCK
No.987
>>984
listen here, nigger
no
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>>975
I dunno truth is that even if tumblr wasnt so tumblr it's still a poorly designed site with a barely functional messaging system and faulty search
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>>990
this
>>991
fuck off eri
No.994
>>990
why do people even use tumblr, i don't understand
why doesn't someone just make a better tumblr that works right
No.995
>>991
tf2g made its own tf2 trading site with probably a similar amount of people
u can believe
>>992
heres a trigger for you
me pulling the trigger on my loaded 12 gauge right on ur face
No.998
>trying to fap
>heartburn
>keep feeling like im gonna vomit
godDAMN i hate mexican food
im just tryin to get off i dont wanna have to purge to do it
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>>995
try pulling it on yourself you tryhard
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>>994
because its tumblr
its huge and it would take something significant to make the majority of the userbase to move
even more significant than filtering lgbt words as nsfw, censoring blacklivesmatter, and siding with the kkk
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tumblr is literally just a meme site people use ironically
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>>1006
dyke with a chainsaw
No.1009
the only way to rid of tumblr is to make something that's the same as it but better
like MySpace and Facebook
No.1010
>>994
same reason that you can't just create another hsg
making the alternative is easy, but getting the userbase to switch is massively difficult
No.1011
>>1002
I dont have to shit
i just farted and burped a bunch and i feel better though
No.1012
>tfw too busy with other thing to post as much as you want
No.1013
>>1009
myspace turned into absolute garbage and facebook is pretty ok but it would suck as a replacement for tumblr
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>>1016
one of us in the wreckage, brother
No.1019
*blasts indie rock from the speakers with my door open so everyone can hear*
hehe >:3
No.1021
>>1019
*fantasizes about some cutie coming and asking what that incredible band is*
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No.1023
>>1021
and thats how i met my manic pixie girl gf
No.1024
*turns up the volume to make the vibrations louder than the actual music*
No.1026
i want a cutie bf
a manic pixie dream girl bf
No.1027
>>1023
is she on a cross country trip with her camera, meeting quirky folks along the way and eventually becoming uncharacteristically emotionally overcome
No.1028
>>1026
can i be your anti social anxiety ridden bf
No.1030
me want to crush faggot skull
No.1031
>>1023
what kind of shit tier manic pixie girl gf isn't already familiar with metric
into the garbage
No.1032
>>1030
this but unironically
No.1033
*turns the volume up even more
*everything within a 50 mile radius begins to shake from the vibrations*
No.1034
fags
*Z snaps*
need not apply
No.1035
oh god it's here HERE IT COMES
*farts uncontrollably*
No.1036
why doesnt pc have any good fighting games
No.1037
No.1039
>>1037
no no, fam
i said good
No.1040
>>1036
probably because consoles have gamepads that come with them intrinsically, and fighting gamers are used to that
No.1041
>>1036
because consoles have controllers
No.1042
>>1036
>fighting games
>good
No.1043
>>1040
>>1041
that explanation makes sense
were it not 2015 where most people own a pc controller, and they're cheaper than ever
No.1044
>>1043
id rather not get the game in the first place then go out and get a pc controller
i dunno
fam
No.1045
>>1043
no, most people do not have a pc controller you silly sheltered neet
No.1047
wordfilter fam into nigger
No.1048
>>1044
so you would rather not have pc get the game than have pc get the game because....you dont want a controller??
>>1045
no, most people who play games on pc do (im not counting minecraft children or grandma with solitaire)
No.1049
>>1047
>wordfilter
go back to /homosuck/ fam
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>>1051
>nigger
go back to /b/ fam
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>>1049
>going to a board where the boy king is admin
nah
No.1057
>>1055
go back to tumblr nigger
No.1059
the word lmao makes a post better tbh
No.1060
>>1048
im just a lazy piece of shit fam
No.1061
>>1028
pls
are you dominant in bed though
you cant take out your anxieties on me
No.1062
>>1054
but i have a perfectly fine one??
i dont get what you're trying to insult me with
No.1063
>>1058
Didn't people hate her as an admin or something
No.1065
No.1067
>>1061
no
i am everything you arent looking for
date me
No.1068
>>1063
no she just pussied out
No.1069
>>1063
chaz sucks and she'd make a shitty admin
No.1070
>>1066
>>1068
oh yeah, forgot that some people got angry when chaz banned moody and mbg
No.1072
>>1063
no she ditched and told everyone to go back to zwid, then locked the board down
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>>1072
gay
we could have had a nice life under chaz's rule
No.1075
>>1067
given my track record that's an absolutely great reason for us to date
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>>1076
i'd probably unironically go to one of these just to pussy out and laugh at the fact it was a thing
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No.1086
i'd go to a hsg meetup then just walk past and act like a random stranger at the last second
No.1088
doing things ironically makes it okay
No.1089
*brings a tray of brownies to the meetup*
what's wrong anon, you don't want one?
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No.1091
>>1090
this, but unironically
No.1092
>>1090
yeah
just make sure you explain it at length when you say it to a black person
No.1093
>>1089
i have a natural phobia about someone slipping poison into my food, so that thread made me want to tear my fucking hair out
No.1094
>>1089
hsg potlatch
everyone has to eat something someone else brought, simultaneously
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No.1097
the witcher 3 is so good fucking christ
No.1099
i would bring brownies
and people would assume they were cum brownies
but they wouldn't be
and they wouldn't be weed brownies
they'd be psychoactive brownies
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>>1099
>cum brownies
Is this an actual thing
No.1105
I just blacked out for like 20 minutes
what the fuck
No.1106
>>1105
shit taste is probably giving you brain damage
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>>1104
someone post that cap from /k/
No.1109
>>1106
I should have died years ago then grant
No.1110
>>1105
yeah downing a quart of cum in under five seconds will do that
No.1111
>>1105
That is the sort of thing you maybe should go see a doctor about
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>>1117
your favorite troll and third favorite kid have adventures on a new island in the dream bubbles
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No.1130
what's your dream girl, hsg?
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>>1089
remember that /k/ meetup where the guy tricked them all into eating brownies with his cum in them
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>>1132
'scuse me bud whose you're waifu again?
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>>1142
>>1143
super shit taste
both of you
No.1146
>>1144
its true
>>1145
no.....
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No.1148
>>1145
tomoko is perfection
No.1150
tomoko is perfect
perfect garbage that is
No.1151
tomoko more like tomatoko
No.1153
>>1149
find just ONE flaw
protip: you can't and never will
No.1154
tomoko is the perfect toilet
No.1156
>>1150
>>1151
>>1152
>>1154
>>1155
So much shit taste in one thread
No.1158
know who's perfect
akari akaza
No.1159
five nights at eri's when
No.1160
wweh.....
wweh.........
......
WWEH
No.1161
>>1159
*wwalks into security office*
wwell hey there pal
wwheres your exosuit
No.1162
slenderman but with eri
eriman
No.1163
5 nights at freddies but instead of dumb haunted robots its all eri
No.1164
five nights at hsg with tripfags as the mascots
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>>1164
that sounds more sad than spooky
No.1167
>>1164
>tripfags trying to force trips on you
No.1168
computer engage MEME mode
No.1169
Freddy - Hussie
Bonnie - Ryan North
Chica - Rachel
Foxy - IPGD
No.1170
*wwalks into buildin*
*starts shootin eribody*
No.1171
this whole board was made for crybaby tripfags
No.1172
No.1173
I used to to think FNAF was a game where you have a week long slumber with a bunch of murderous animals
No.1174
>>1169
isn't bonnie female and foxy male tho
No.1175
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>>1174
Bonnie's a male
For Foxy, I couldn't think of anyone else, I don't really know Hussie's circle of friends too much
No.1177
>>1176
>Bonnie's a male
i've seen some incriminating images that imply otherwise
No.1178
animatronics dont have genders
No.1179
>>1177
The creator refers Bonnie as a male many times
No.1180
>>1178
do endoskeletons have genitals
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No.1182
why was the Big Bad bonnie anyway
shouldn't it have been
you know
freddy
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>>1184
in fnaf3
why was it bonnie
(note i haven't actually played the games i might be wrong here)
No.1186
>>1185
well technically it isn't the same bonnie in 1+2, it's a different suit that's made to be both animatronic and a wearable suit
it is based on bonnie's body though
No.1187
who cares about five nights at freddies holy fuck
No.1188
well, hsg?
which style do you prefer
No.1189
>>1187
stop being so salty
No.1191
>>1188
left
also nice double dubs
No.1192
>>1188
the left looks more spooky
No.1193
>>1142
samples? memes? end it.
No.1194
>>1188
are you seriously upset that it's colorful
what a pussy
No.1195
>>1194
i just copied that from /v/
i actually prefer the second
No.1196
i want a tomoko daki
a lewd one
No.1197
>>1188
fallout was always ugly as fuck and oh look it still is
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No.1199
people who unironically buy dakis deserve to be terminated
No.1200
tfw your sister only listens to white rappers
No.1201
>>1199
I have four covers and two pillows
No.1202
*ironically pays several hundred dollars for a high quality daki*
No.1203
>>1200
u upset she's not gonna cuck u?
No.1204
>>1200
would you rather your sister be a coalburner?
>>1201
my man
kill youreself
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No.1206
>>1204
no
but she refuses to listen to anyone that isnt white
its like some weird musical racism
its kinda funny tbh
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>>1207
dragons are just big gay lizards
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>>1208
good cuz in a sec im gonna be draggin my balls across yo face
No.1213
>>1209
sleep tight puppertino
No.1214
No.1215
what do balls feel like in your mouth
No.1216
>>1215
hairy warm loose skin
No.1217
>>1215
like balls, i'd guess
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>>1215
if you're a girl do u wanna find out ;)
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>>1219
of course
it would be an honor to cuck your gf >:)
No.1222
i cucked at least ten thousand men
No.1223
AND I COULD CUCK TEN THOUSAND MILES
I COULD CUCK TEN THOUSAND MILES
No.1224
it is my god given duty as a white male to spread my seed to as many women as possible
No.1225
>>1223
you could not have fucked this up more
No.1226
>>1224
and it's your god given position as a white male to disappoint wonen with your weak seed
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>>1226
you mad that the white man will rise again, jamal?
No.1229
>>1227
looks like someone can't handle the truth
No.1230
>>1228
so you admit that the white man has fallen?
good, we're on the same page
No.1231
i love calling random black people "niggers"
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No.1233
i love how cuckolding is the leftist's ideology taken to the next step but the moment youtell them that they get offended but are flustered and cant explain why without proving your point
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>>1233
you have a warped idea of cuckolding
you project your fear of black men stealing your white women onto a word that literally only means cheating
why do you do that, i wonder
No.1236
how big are hispanic dongs
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>>1235
nice projecting that i'm projecting when it is you who is projecting
No.1238
>>1237
>implying projection
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>>1237
why do you assume cuckolding is a black man fucking a white guy's wife
why do you assume it's that specific
No.1240
the cuckold uprising needs to be nipped in the bud
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>>1241
but why do those stereotypes exist
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>>1239
when did i say cuckolding was entirely black men fucking white men's wives?
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>>1243
i think im projecting
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>>1233
cuckolding has nothing to do with "the leftist's ideology" though
source: im a leftist
No.1246
>>1245
not letting your wife fuck as many big strong negroid americans as she wants is racist, privileged, slut shaming, and enforcing the patriarchy and its traditional gender rolls
No.1247
the earth would be better if women were just mindless sex puppets
No.1248
Whole volumes of law were repealed or re-written. Women were no longer allowed to testify in Court; they were classed with underage children as unreliable witnesses. Too many women had been forced to perjure themselves by threats to withhold semen. And likewise, female lawyers ceased to practise. In one celebrated case, a male lawyer reduced his opponent to helplessness by opening a vial of his own fresh semen in the courtroom. The sight of this formerly-professional woman, dressed in a conservative suit, kneeling before her adversary and slurping his cum from a small plastic cup, was enough for the judge and jury.
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>>1246
wow you're married?!
dang when did that happen
No.1250
>>1247
why?
you still wouldn't be getting any
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>>1251
wow those 7 tweets sure do accurately represent the entirety of the feminist movement
here we go
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>>1250
woman are slowly destroying current society, look at this >>1251 for example
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>>1249
hasnt happened yet
but, as i am not a leftist, i will not be a cuckold
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No.1256
In many foreign countries, the practise of female infanticide underwent a resurgence. In the U.S., unattractive or ugly girls were frequently driven into the streets by their fathers; a system of 'orphanages' was established for these unfortunates. These institutions, called "Chelsea Houses" after the extraordinarily ugly child of a past President, provided the life-giving liquid to some of the girls unable to obtain it for themselves. The sperm was provided by priests, and was extracted by pretty nuns who had dedicated themselves to this service. There was an intense controversy surrounding these houses. Some decried their existence, arguing that there was no reason to maintain defective females. Others, dismayed that they could not satisfy the demand for such shelters, argued that they were unfair to those who could not find a place within them. Yet others felt that it was cruel to maintain a "non-viable" female until age 18, when she was inevitably ejected to fend for herself, frequently with disastrous results.
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>>1246
That makes absolutely no sense and you're just saying it because you're scared of black men
You pathetic pussy
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>>1253
who knew shitty tweets had the power to unravel the fabric of our entire society
No.1259
>>1247
but they already ar*cymbal crash, canned laughter*
but really I d*wild applause*
No.1260
>>1257
my only irl friend is a black man :)
dont you have patreons to be donating to you flannel wearing cock sucker
No.1261
>>1254
how can you be sure though.
are you gonna lock her up in her room after the wedding
No.1262
>>1261
she has not been and is smart enough to not be indoctrinated by jews and their propaganda
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>>1260
you are the stupidest person i know
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>>1262
idk man, that sounds exactly like something a brainwashed jewslave would say
No.1265
people overreacting to smalltime idiots gives them legitimacy and attention and makes them an actual threat to the thing the overreactors were trying to defend in the first place
the sarkeesian effect
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>>1265
it's pretty funny when you think about it
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>>1263
dont you have feminists on twitter to be nodding at, cuckboy??
No.1268
cuckboy sounds like a sidekick name
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>>1267
you're such a tryharf
No.1270
tryharf and cuckboy: protecting hsg from evil
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cuckboy, hand me a condom
No.1272
who would be hsg villains
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i think cuckboy would be a young ward who assists the real hero in getting cucked
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>>1272
mecha ipgd and zwidtler
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>>1272
Roasted Bread and his sidekick, the Egg
No.1278
>>1268
bullman and cuckboy
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No.1281
i want the pupper to wake up!
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>>1280
no honey, no eggs until you're older
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i'm going to do it!
i'm going to wake the pupper!
No.1287
I hear ya'll were talking shit about lefitsts?
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can you quack like a duck when you cuck
No.1296
hsg quick, should i have my geralt get his fuck on with a saucy wench
usually i would but the whole game is focused around this sort of love quest geralt is going on so it feels like i'm breaking character to see ass here
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>>1289
>>1290
don't fuck with this cuck
No.1298
no but really I hate when people mis-use the word cuck, just because it rhymes with the word fuck and is fun to day.
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>>1296
for a second there, i thought you meant this in irl
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>>1298
i hate that too
i especially hate you
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No.1302
>playing game
>notice typo
im autismally mad
No.1303
>>1301
give him a nice hot fuckin'
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>>1301
how do you uncuck that which is not cucked
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>>1306
well first you gotta cuck it
No.1308
>>1302
dbz collaborators are incompetent fucks, what a surprise
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>>1301
moot has departed from this world
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>>1308
its by the same devs who did xenoverse
and xenoverse was FULL OF TYPOS in english
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No.1313
*cums fast*
*cums furious*
No.1314
*cums in vin diesels nipple*
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>>1300
did you cry when you made this post?
No.1316
i think everyone who prefers this board has the same bedtime
we go from rip roaring to ded pretty quickly
me sleepy too
sleep tight pupper
No.1317
is zwid ok
he seems more shitty than usual
is the post graduation stress weighing on his shoulders to him
his young mind is still fragile
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>>1317
whats zwid been up to
No.1320
>>1319
he just is more
unbearable
i think he's just going through a hard time with becoming an adult and all
No.1321
Is Persona Q worth getting?
No.1322
>>1321
yeah dude
i got it recently and it's fun
No.1323
>>1322
how are the characters, my friends told me that they're annoying
No.1324
>>1320
how would you feel if all the porn you've ever beaten off to could suddenly get you thrown in prison?
No.1325
>>1324
is that whats bothering him
him being a pedo?
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>>1324
>>1325
didn't know zwid jerked off to underage
No.1327
>>1323
they definitely simplify the characters to just one joke
akihiko for example can't stop talking about protein
stuff like that
it's still fun and worth a shot if you're into the series
No.1328
>>1326
he jerks it to 2hu
do you know what 2hu is about
No.1329
>>1327
cool, thanks.
what's your friendcode? we can smash later if you have that.
No.1330
i cant stop feeling my butt
my butt is amazing
No.1331
>>1330
touch your butt to my butt
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No.1333
Wait are we here now? I made less than $5/hr tonight. I might as well be an illegal immigrant
No.1334
>>1333
you should go art for a living you fucknut
No.1335
>>1333
most people are posting in both
which is nice because i can carry 2 different conversations with the same people
No.1336
>>1333
do you take commissions
No.1337
>>1334
First I need enough money for my supplies halfwit
I don't even have a portfolio, especially since all five of my paintings have been bought.
No.1338
>>1336
I could, although fuck if I know what I would do digitally now that I've dropped it for traditional. Did you have something in mind
No.1339
>>1337
first of all, epic post number bro
secondly, start taking commissions and then open a patreon and suck money out of hapless nerds like every other artist out there
then you can build your portfolio while getting paper
No.1340
>>1337
i am liking this post number
No.1341
>>1338
i cant commission you cause im poor
but why did you drop digital, isnt it much more easier?
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No.1343
egghead if you need a nude model just let me know
No.1344
just become a financial dominatrix
its the easiest job
u just insult men online and they give you money
No.1345
>>1344
the sad thing about this is that it's true
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>>1339
Too much competition dude, I have a better chance of making money if I pour my time and resources into oil paintings
>>1340
>>1342
Thx wish the content had been better
>>1341
There are a fuckton of incredible digital artists all over the world, but locally there are not a bunch of great painters. A painting here or there for $60 - $160 versus a bunch of digital commissions at like $20-40 is going to be a lot more lucrative use of my time
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No.1348
HEY GUYS, ANITA BATH HERE?
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>>1343
Actually, with your little glasses on you'd be an awesome subject.
No.1352
hey, got a pizza here for Uri Koont
No.1353
Pizza delivery! For... I. C. Wiener
No.1354
im going to legally change my name to adolf hitler
No.1355
im gonna call it an art project so everyone gets maximum butthurt but if they talk shit about me they look like the asshole
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>>1355
I met a guy who was legally changing his name to archzomby
No.1357
I'm going to fake being retarded and say Hitler did nothing wrong
No.1358
>>1357
of course hitler did something wrong
he lost....
No.1359
>>1329
you still here dude?
No.1360
um uh yes hello, I would like to legally change my name to *makes a series of unpleasant high-pitched noises* *starts crying* *throws a big ol' tantrum on the floor* *composes self and stands up* which forms do I need to fill out for that?
No.1361
I'M-A NOT LIKE THOSE BELT-A-WAY TOADS.
I COULD BREAK BOWSER IN TWO...
WITH-A MY BARE HANDS!
DON'T FUCK-A WITH THIS PLUMBER!
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>>1362
if you're up for smash i'll give you my fc
problem is i've been getting an error lately whenever i try to join/host anything
so up to you
No.1364
>>1363
1934-1528-1527
We can try tomorrow or something.
No.1365
>>1364
4699 5731 1293
alright
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No.1367
why sleep when i could SCREEAAAAAAAM
No.1368
why sleep when i could watchvideo games and eat chocolate
No.1369
>>1367
I love to sleep scream
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No.1371
Remember Aku no Hana, where she's about to an hero but instead lives and a bunch of boring shit happens and she ends up a lobotomized drone?
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No.1374
jesus fucking CHRIST MY BALLS ITCH SO MUCH
No.1375
>>1373
Trust me you don't want to read that fat chunk of the manga only to meet the deuteragonist in that pathetic state.
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No.1377
>>1374
put them in my mouth
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>>1376
>>1377
do both of these
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>>1381
ahaha
i'm afraid i will have to decline
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Also what the fuck is fam?
No.1387
>>1386
egg, my fam
how do you not know what fam means
No.1388
>>1386
get with the times grandma
No.1389
doge....................................................................................................................................................................................................
No.1390
>>1387
>>1388
Excuse me for having a life. Tell your Queen what it is~
No.1391
>>1390
its my huge dong is what it is
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No.1393
i shoulda went to bed hours ago
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>>1394
like a term of endearment but for your friends
i dont know if theres a name for that
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No.1398
the ac is making me very colde u__u
No.1399
>>1398
crawl into my anus for warmth
No.1400
>>1399
ok :3
*crawls in ur booty hole*
No.1401
captchas arent working for me!!!
how am i supposed to shitpost???
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fuck you
you a hoe ass nigga
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>>1413
Goodnight Anon love yourself more
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No.1417
alone......... foreverr, .__.
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it echoes........ in the abyss,,,,,
i am
abone
No.1420
I'm trying to get a tan HSG
Day 1: one hour of sunshine, sunblock on; the tan is sliiiightly visible
Next test: Friday afternoon unless it rains
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Never gonna wake you up
Never gonna wake you down
No.1427
never gonna tie you up
never gonna pin you down
never gonna rip your clothes and rape you
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It's just you and me here
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>>1431
I miss cuddling but that's kinda gay Anon
No.1434
it's dead in both homosuck and here
can't we pick a place to stay
No.1435
a dead board is a blank canvas on which to paint
No.1436
>>1434
>homosuck
>dead
try again
No.1437
Oekaki and embed youtube/vocaroo are now on
Post last edited at
No.1438
being able to edit away my fuckups is kind of nice
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*edits everyone's posts to "*farts*"*
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Oh yeah, just a general reminder that it is probably only a matter of time before someone else slaps on the ol' name and goes full ham for a bit.
No.1446
>>1444
i'm gonna go get some donuts from a place called "donut empire"
niggas have fruity pebble donuts, how can i resist
also they have something called "kolaches", a word i've seen a lot of since i've moved to this city but i have no idea what they taste like, so that'll be fun
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No.1448
>>1446
Kolaches are fucking incredible anon
Where'd you move to, Texas?
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kolaches sound like some eastern european thing
No.1465
got there too late in the morning and they were out of kolaches
No.1466
>>1449
yeah man the pols down in texas make a mean kolach
although technically if they have meat and cheese in them they're called klobasnek, but everybody calls them kolaches anyway
No.1468
So are we here or there now?
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>>1468
this place seems to become more active at night for some reason
No.1475
>>1474
More people around.
I wonder if also there were some people who missed out on the whole thing and aren't really aware of or interested in moving as an option.
No.1477
>>1475
yeah, there's probably a number who weren't around for it, or at least weren't around when zwid was fucking about and just saw that one dude spamming the board and thought it was someone trying to force everyone to move to his board
but i think probably the majority of people just don't care to move.
i liked the speed we had last night though, it wasn't slow but was cozy
No.1478
>>1477
Same. I hope we return to that.
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>>1479
*revels in being able to filter you*
No.1481
>>1480
have a blessed and based day, fam :)
No.1482
tell me does an android like yourself ever experience fear?
No.1483
can we please stay here and not be victim to the boy king
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>>1490
he's the guy with the vore fetish
No.1492
>hungry but don't want to cook
help
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>>1493
i've done that all week and it's shameful
No.1495
>>1492
Grilled cheese and canned tomato soup, dude. Winner's combo.
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>>1483
if you want people to stay here, you'll need to strike up a conversation
No.1498
>>1492
i ordered chinese tonight and heartily recommend the same
No.1499
>>1498
try as i might, i cannot make myself like chinese food
it just tastes like terrible dry japanese food
No.1500
>>1490
>>1491
no no no
he doesn't have the vore fetish
his furry gf does
he just got roped into roleplaying vore
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No.1502
ugggh i gotta do laundry and clean too
uughghghghhhreeeeaaarrrggghhhh
No.1503
>>1500
Voregasm is still a great word. Praise be to Muad'dib for bringing it to my attention.
No.1504
lately i've been feeling the craving for a qt bf real bad
mostly for the sex, admittedly
but oh well
No.1505
>>1504
well what's stopping you fag
No.1506
>>1505
i don't know any other gay guys
much less any who are into me
besides, i have a hopeless crush on a cute straight guy and he's all i can think about
No.1507
>>1506
If what you need is sex you can try checking craigslist or something like that
No.1508
>>1506
>crush on someone who will never, under any circumstances, be with you
yeah no don't do that
if you're having trouble finding gay dudes, aren't there like specifically gay places you could got for homo meetups
surely they've expanded the idea of a gay bar to encompass other meetup places by now
No.1509
>>1507
is going to craigslist for sex a good idea?
i've only heard horror stories
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>>1508
it's not like i can just stop, i've tried
and there's nowhere like that near me, i checked
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>>1508
They have not. To be honest, gay bars aren't great for meeting people you also want to see tomorrow past about noon. If you're looking to be with someone longer term, dating apps are a better bet
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