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im nuclear im wild

im breaking up inside


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>moving to a nicer flat soon

>going on holiday to new york in a week

everything's coming up anon


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>Hundreds of San Franciscans plan to prepare Crissy Field, the picturesque beach in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge where rightwing protest group Patriot Prayer will gather, with a generous carpeting of excrement.

>“I just had this image of alt-right people stomping around in the poop,” Tuffy Tuffington said of the epiphany he had while walking Bob and Chuck, his two Patterdale terriers, and trying to think of the best way to respond to rightwing extremists in the wake of Charlottesville. “It seemed like a little bit of civil disobedience where we didn’t have to engage with them face to face.”

fucking lol retards


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i wish carol in the show was as hot as she is in fanart


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>Half Life 3 is straight up dead





here's the real link just in case anyone doubts it:





I wonder how many people were really still hoping it would come out, though. Half life has been dropping lower and lower on the top 100 memegame lists of late


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I was going to make a "Is that a motherfucking homestuck reference?" image

but the only decent joke I could think to put in there would be "actually a donnie darko reference"



jokes on them i have a scat fetish






existence before 8am is pain


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>no one will ever make Van Buren videogame based on the leaked documents


>meanwhile, in this, truly the darkest of timelines, Duke Nukem Forever was released

literally the only good thing to come out of DNF's release was the fact that "Duke Nukem's Titty City" was a real place


duke nukem 3d was so good

is still really good




more games need a boot melee


looks like the six billion....got killed



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Is it finished then?

I was going to read it when it was finished



They were at a door in the infinite vault with a giant face embedded in it.

I don't think it was finished.



okay let me know when it's over and I'll binge it



the site is somehow dead right now

so it might as well be over


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oh shit I didn't click the link so I didn't realize you meant the site was dead

I hope it's not gone forever


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cursed image


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RIP Big Guy ;_;7


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cute pigs


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i'm so goddamn hungie


these two people are just screaming at each other in this team meeting holy shit


vandana's fucking pissed at ramachandran goddamn



tell them to stop yelling

also tell them to stop calling me about my "one-time $7000 grant from the irs" that they need me to wire them $200 for processing the paperwork


The last veterans of the American Civil War were passing away as the veterans of World War II sank their roots into postwar life back home, beginning a new cycle of trauma and recovery. As this book nears publication, America is not far from looking at World War II just as it does at its Civil War—that is, without living participants to learn from. Too soon, the only available sources to study will be the written and recorded ones. No voices will be left, except those that are preserved on audio recordings by relatives with enough foresight and nostalgia—a rare combination of virtues—to do this service to history.


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i gotta go listen to some cash now



this is sad, especially at a time when their voices and experience are so needed



its just a shirt lol



yeah but they clearly wanted to say something and seeing their father's name on a white suremacist gave them the oppurtunity



We don't want people thinking white trash like Johnny Cash, sonny!!!!


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I hope I'm not being yuri-baited



whats with their hair

and of course you are



This is off the epic charts



isn't this that one with the cute dark skinned girl?

I'm gonna check it out after I watch this stupid fucking cell phone isekai



it was a DYNAMIC scene

the hearts popped up and their hair went back


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anime is anigay



oh shit thats dramatic i love it

theyre really good at baiting



boy you're in for a disappointment


i think that trump might be the actual anti-christ tbh

if one exists


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she has a nice kind of mature deep voice too

i like her



you don't know what the anti-christ is nigga

unless you think he's magical enough to be a false messiah w/ reverse jesus magic



youre right i don't

what im sayin is that all thise people

who were calling obama the antichrist probably worship trump even though he fits the bill way better

which sounds like something someone would say about the antichrist


whats this yuribait called? new game something?




a girl graduates from high school and gets a job at a game development company that made her favorite video game as a child



you're doing the "trump is [thing he isn't] (because he's so bad!)" thing

i know i'm being a bitch but this is why a lot of liberals look like retards

you make a good point about the trump worship tho


I love that painting that's some Socialist Realism shit and completely genuine too


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dude i don't actually think he's the biblical antichrist

the biblical antichrist is not real

all im saying is that ever since it was brought to my attention that his top spiritual advisor is a crackpot "prosperity gospel" money worshipper who says that trump was "anointed by god" and that being against him is "being against the hand of god", the irony has been killing me

people who worship money call this man their savior and that just seems like the exact opposite of christ


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he was probably trying to steal that canister, the fucking looter


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your ability to get girls to indulge in your mouth fetish is kind of amazing


hsg sings when



oh yeah, isn't his guru closely associated to jim baker or some other disgusting huckster?

there are fuckloads of irony and double standards i'll never deny that



you're not kidding huh


hsg sings eridan's theme, now available only on tindeck


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imagine what i could do if i had the same amount of passion for some kind of science


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Look at this


did height-of-homestuck /hsg/ never sing midnight crew?



is this supposed to be good?



i mean, his technical ability is really fucking good, i give him that



me on the center right


christ didnt die for this nonsense


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You don't understand what I mean at all as usual



if you had a passion for science you'd probably just end up doing almost the same thing only you'd be getting pics of girls in labcoats


ive never seen a single hsg sings of any kind

hsg musical when


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the fictional version of him died to become a malignant thoughtform, a tool to sow yaldaboath ingratiation in people's minds

the real jesus, as i understand it, is just Being Good and all of god's children and some other idealist metaphor bullshit

people need idealism


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This has to be my favorite one though



i shouldve just googled "socialist realism", my bad

and holy shit you're absolutely right



and the non-fictional version of him died for thoughtcrimes


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>Serval-chan with long hair

dick status: MUH



Being Good gets you murdered for thoughtcrimes against the (((powerful))) yeah


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You sure the hair is the only thing that's changed


i just realized the (((thing))) has the same colors as the israeli flag lol



Oy vey



>(((what a coincidence)))



that's what im saying

that's why i feel like he'd object to his current status as propaganda

especially propaganda in support of those who don't do Good



she's also 2D now


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Yeshua was a cuck


i realize now that im too wrapped up in christ the symbol

ive been indoctrinated like a good lil baptized servant



eris is cooler


and eris is too epic and politically non-euclidean to fit in your little cuck meme


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tumut what do you think of the new girl i'm obsessed with



she's really pretty, and looks like it would be fun also nice to make out with

is she an internet mouthpic girl

or is this one of the girls from the reception desk at work that you like



Eris isn't real-- not as a metaphysical supernatural being nor as a widely recognizable cultural metaphor for a philosophical mindset or worldview besides "epic chaos xD EVERYBODY is wrong and stupid haha"



the reception desk girls don't have shit on her tbh

she only lives like 70 miles away so i'm gonna try to Demonstrate Value if you know what i mean



eris isn't real like how rights aren't real, or how the world isn't round




rope her in

fill her mind full of icky vore thoughts

share the same bag of chips



No, because human rights and flat earthers are cultural memes



god, yes

that sounds so epic. i think i'm gonna try a new angle with the vore thing but it's still going to happen



more american normies know eris than dionysus or confucius

i will straight up bet $200 dollars on this you little bitch nigger



Dionysus, easy


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I don't think I've ever looked at a real girl and thought she was attractive

Sometimes my friends think I'm staring at girls cause I want to fuck them but usually it's because they're wearing an interesting outfit



eris may be cooler but christ seems so comforting

does eris touch my knee gently during confession? i don't think so


alternate timeline version of me: lost virginity to an extremely expensive act of prostitution they solicited, favorite song is Walking in LA, takes colloidal silver daily, already has their FOID card, reads wikipedia articles regarding how devices work daily, represses their jew fetish


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The only Eris normies will know is this one

And Confucius is pretty famous

And that's Laozi you little adderall munching rat


cletus what are you even arguing about



well i can gaurantee you the normies are more likely to know of eris than laozi

also that eris is more Eris than the catholic church's version of jesus is Jesus



he just wants to oppress me and my fellow discordians


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They know more about taoism than your epic gnostic gobbledygook


To Pizza

or Not To Pizza?


what's the most expensive statue that's ever been hotglued

and i don't mean a figurine, im talking like blowing a wad on Renaissance-era marble



most normies wouldn't know the difference between taoism and buddhism

the apple of discord has been spared the soulless commercialization the yin and yang was subject to


sponge is right as always



i mean, probably a renaissance era marble statue unless you can think of a more valuable thing that constitutes a statue

maybe some government agent got to jizz on some alien sculpture. we may never know


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eggo waffles

peanut butter


a delicious breakfast


>choose "very funny" in witcher 2

>geralt tells the guy to fuck himself

thanks poland



eris might touch your knee but probably not during any confession

but it's just as likely she'd take....... an arrow to your knee XDD^DDDD^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^d



i was thinking someone climbed up that giant christ statue in brazil and just glazed his face

that or that giant golden buddha statue


Commercialization, corruption and dissemination of an idea to spread it among the masses is the final victory of cultural warfare

The less the lowly peon knows about the specific cosmology the more powerful you become

See: Papism





oh, dude, you know what

somebody has totally jacked off on mount rushmore


question: do you gotta finish on the statue

or can you bring some with you


Gorey & Memey


the final victory of cultural warfare is memes


I cummed on my cousins prosthetic legs that's a really expensive sculpture technically



>somebody has totally jacked off on mount rushmore

okay but were they aiming for the statue

it only counts if the focus and target of their j/o session is the statue




haha, nice homestuck reference!



the whole mountain is the statue dude

or do you only count the faces as the statue

i mean, to me, it's the faces, the mountain, and the surrounding native burial ground (lol) that compromise the artwork


Ouzen the Immovable is my waifu


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no new episode this week?



they have to be jerking off TO the statue, they have to be looking and thinking about those presidential faces

also yeah only count the faces, the rest is just regular old mountain



I haven't been watching the anime at all, I'm just waiting for new chapters to come out




oh hey less than 10 minutes after posting this the episode goes up, neat


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These "Libertarian Party" members are imperialist lapdogs, criminals who oppose and threaten our harmonious Juche system


>someone from our ISP comes round and switches our router for one that's meant to be an upgrade

>internet speed gets way slower



>someone bitches about xbone games not being 60fps

>immediately shits on snes games as being "easy to run at 60fps" for the system


do people not know what magic bullshit Mode7 was?



that's why you should always, ALWAYS, own your router.

never let them "upgrade" your router with their speedcapped hardware.


whats for lunch hsg

i got hot and sour soup

and shrimp and chicken in spicy peking sauce

also the egg roll that comes with it for my doggo because they're calorie bombs and i'm trying to be a good boy <3



that sounds delish

probably 7-11 taquitos and some char siu bao from trader joe's


dang this pizza crust is the perfect degree of crunchy


does Grape-kun know his waifu is a literal retard?



coffee for lunch

whatever the mission is serving for dinner

then more coffee until sunday morning



he's not that bright either

they're made for each other


rewatching game of thrones makes me realize the show was only ever "pretty good" at best

i think at the time i was just happy to see the events of the book on screen


you wanna talk about it



i just had a microwavable tofu scramble thing for whatever the fuck i call the meal i just ate. i've been up since 6:30pm yesterday

i could go for some chinese food. but i'd almost rather not unless i can bring a cutie with. you know. to watch her eat



nothing, probably



talk about what, the fact that I don't have any food?


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Beet the Vandal Buster will never be finished lads 😭


im bored lets play a videogame



I guess I could stream super metroid randomizer, I can't attest to the quality of it



i guess you could use ur comprehension to know i also wanted to play the videogame


why are all my filters gone


hsg terraria server

hsg runescape server


yeah whatever happened to khan setting up an hsg minecraft server



gee anon, what about a good videogame?



terraria is good fuck you


no one wanted to use it because khan is an idiot


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fuck why do I never sleep at a reasonable time


khan making his gf into a bimbo by forcing her to play vanilla minecraft


knowing about khan's bimbofication fetish and seeing him turn his gf into a bimbo is REALLY fucking funny



funny as in actually funny or funny as in how do yoshi's eggs smell



nobody's stopping you



the vvirgin *wwalks into thread*

the chad *grab2 diick2*


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love that 70's anti-imperialism


sometimes I wish wonk would stop posting the same political shit over and over but then I remember the alternative is bad fanart


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now i understand why people on Twitch were losing their shit over it

from a 6.5/10 beginning to a 8/10 mid to a 11/10 ending



>hearing about kemono friends from twitch



we can post both



i didnt


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did someone say fanart


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Hululu is smart


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tomorrow me and gf will watch death note live action





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Kemono Friends was actually the best anime of the season



how bad is the cell phone isekai, I've been sort of aware of the novel's existence for a while because the same group translates something else I read, and it seems bad

also is new game even any good, I was kind of interested in its S1 but I wasn't really in a good mood when I tried it and it didn't seem very good



Kono2uba, LWA, plus there's like 2-3 other shows that are about as good







there might have been others but these are the only two I remember currently




>reboot that gutted any of akkos character development until halfway through the season



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yea and kemono friends had the stunning character of cute anime girls with "it's so shitty you like it" cgi

what about it



well ill be

there really was a hsg sings eridan's theme


i sang eridan's theme that year for my talent show

they got confused and had "the theme from Eridan" on the booklet


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>When you follow a blog for shitty fake magic cards and one of yours gets posted and you try to defend it because of a themed mechanic but the card itself is just extremely overpowered and also partially non functional


> S: 238 / M: 43k / E: 1k

what does this even mean






nerve center


i want to fuck and also cum inside of nero claudius


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you do you, sako


>It's just another saber pallete swap

jesus how many of these are there

are these like real "separate" characters?


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i dont know

i just want to fuck nero



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is there any reason for this specific saber clone over the twenty others?


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after i finish nier i'm probably gonna play some nep


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i just wanted to say yet again that i think Sir Galahad is the most unnecessary fictional character ever created and is basically the first ever Mary Sue because he was introduced fairly late after all the familiar elements of Arthurian stories had become settled and literally the only thing Galahad does is Mary Sue over everything and be better than everyone at the thing they were supposed to be the best at like it turns out theres a new sword in a stone and Arthur cant pull it out but Galahad pulls it out and then he goes on a grail quest and actually finds the literal physical fucking Holy Grail so fuck-off to that story element about how it was a quest that not even the greatest of knights can do and also instead of physically dying Galahad meets the spirit of Joseph of Arimethea and is like “I wanna go to heaven” so fucking angels fly down and pull his physical body up directly into heaven because he is so incredibly awesome and flawless he gets to join the “ascends directly into Heaven” club in Catholicism alongside Elijah and Mary like what the fuck fuck him Im glad his Shadowverse card sucks


this pop tart's been in the freezer too long



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hey gamers, what's for lunch



mushy soft white rice



i made pizza


7-11 is doing a "5 taquitos for 4 dollars" deal so

that was lunch


my lunch was a nice burg

or so I'd like to say but that was yesterday and it was dinner


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half-life who


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stop please god i dont want to see this



boi imma bout to yabba dabba do it!!!



flawless logic


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>he pardoned the fucking sheriff

>end of day friday

>the day of a hurricane






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r8 this 3dpd



wheres the dick buckley



cute boy


not clicking


did trump even nominate anyone to run FEMA or is he pandering to the jade helm idiots


no dick/10


i don't understand how people can fap to off-model art


I don't understand how people can fap to 3DPD bimbofication


tiny brain: jerking off to 2d

big brain: jerking off to bimbofication

galaxy brain: turning your gf into a bimbo because its your fetish



fema is run by brock long



i cant see the big bepis, bro



will it into existance



because people jack off to asses and titties, not "how big peridot's head is compared to her body"


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god damn, tay tay


the weird thing about bimbofication is that, for me, its more about the dedication to becoming a complete slut rather than how they look after becoming a bimbo.

I really have no idea why i like it.



but what's the point of jerking off to a character if you don't actually care about the character? you could just jerk off to any generic slut


>"it's not about the big fake titties, or the skimpy outfits. for me, it's more about knowing that the woman wants to debase herself for male pleasure. that's what really gets me off."



p much fam, i do not get it.



I don't know I think wes could fap to that


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>this is what khan wants to turn his gf into



maybe they like certain aspects of their models

>i like the way she keeps her hair, the way she dresses, but i dont like that her head is shaped like a melon


Is the bimbo fetish related to the cuck fetish?


*googles "anime tiddy"*

[hacker voice] I'm in



I think this is a pretty good answer.



it is a little confusing, you've sexualized misogyny


khan getting off on gossiping about angel because of his bimbo fetish



its khan


but hey, good news

gorka resigned



I guess, good thing is one of those minor kinks then. Maybe like 1/30-50 nuts are to bimbofication.

Not even close to my primary kink.



good for you


no offense but i personally dont hate homosexuals. but they really shouldnt exist. if you can't advance the population then you're not doing you're job


liking eager sluts is fiiiiine


*walks in the room wearing a shirt that has huge bold lettering spelling out "NEED 2 BREED": hey, im straight :)





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all i can think of looking at this picture is what a shit quirk jake had


same goes for if you're straight and can't have a baby. woman or man.









>not straight

your headcanons are not actual fact, faggot


im glad homestucks dead



show me the canon evidence for her being straight



still the epilogue friendo :)



show me the canon evidence for her being gay



she loves dick




i never said she was gay


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khan strikes me as the kind of guy to end up being a cuck or wife sharer

he'll probably get off to it given his admission of "its more about the dedication to becoming a complete slut rather than how they look after becoming a bimbo."


also because he's posted cuckshit before lol



hey quick question

who cares


khan: *breathes*

sako: [autistic breakdown]


sako strikes me as the guy to end up being a pedophile or a kiddie diddler

he'll probably get off to it given his admission of "i think lolis are cute and theres nothing wrong with looking at them"



it's dead and unfinished


also because hes posted lolishit before lol


he's mad lol



khan's presence is enough to drive sako insane


steel corridor posts some really good homestuck shit



im glad homestucks dead


violent sako


khan: I can't associate with any of you anymore because you picked sako over me

also khan: *posts about his bimbo fetish on hsg*




guess that's why the skype was so goddamn awful

funno why they had to bring it here



>because you picked sako over me

when did we do that

can we unpick you

can we pick "neither"


whenever sako gets upset on whatever is being posted about him on hsg he shits up the chat too


khan was fucking miserable to be around and literally nobody enjoyed his presence in the skype chat

so he got the boot and threw a massive shitfit



skypenig shit.

Grant and shark thought they could divy out social circles, I got pissed, Im out of skypenigs and enjoying it.





we are too lol



just the one shitfit?

cuz it sounds to me like you threw a shitfit every time he posted, to the massive annoyance of everyone




that chat must be reeeeal fun



nail on the head man. so they booted me for causing the shitfits instead of getting rid of the shitfitter, lol


like what did you even do in the skype chat besides call me a pedo literally every fucking day

you constantly baited me and started shit and then when you got removed you threw a fit and painted yourself as the victim because I was hostile towards you, as if it was completely undeserved


tropic thunder is a 10/10 movie

all others must bow down to its glory.



skypenigs are a disease


I mean, I'll apologize for the things I said about your girlfriend's miscarriage because after i calmed down I realized how awful that was

but you 100% deserved any personal attacks directed towards you as a person because you were a massive cunt







>because after i calmed down I realized how awful that was

you've done it since that first time

multiple times, with no remorse even when told how awful it is

this apology seems more like an insult to khan's intelligence tbh




I haven't even busted out the death threats yet calm down jim



stop talking about him, or get a private room and do whatever it is you usually do in the skype



Khan doesn't have much intelligence to begin with anyway

but I do feel legitimate remorse over what I said



he got into really graphic detail once about how wanted to break into my house and shooting me with a shotgun and "paint my walls red" or something.

i really do not get why everyone just forgot about that shit.


kahn and sako should just hatefuck already.



that's nice but you must be joking if you think your word means dick, especially on the topic of khan

but it doesnt matter what i think so dont argue with me about this


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>spend months fucking with someone until they get mad at little things you do

>you're somehow the victim when they start slinging insults at you


actually I said you should get a shotgun and blow your brains all over the wall



that joke will never be funny xlr, come on



write a fanfic about it. I would actually read it.

I got a friend who likes to read bad fanfics on tf2 servers and it wouldn't be the first time he read one of your fanfics.



You spent months fucking with me


I feel I'm fairly justified in any hostility towards you considering what a massive moldy cuntrag you've been to me.

You don't get to paint yourself as the victim after you've spent months doing literally nothing besides telling me I'm worthless, or that I'm a pedo, or that I'll never improve myself

fuck yourself



i chuckle to it sometimes


like there's no way my empty angry "death threats" and verbal abuse is on the level of spending months doing nothing but telling someone they want to rape children



khan is shit and awful and treated you badly

but that doesn't mean that all the terrible shit you've said is morally okay

maybe he should stop being shit but maybe you should also stop this nonsense

you both should fuck off, though


why am i even talking about this

im gonna go copypaste some tumblr posts


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>went to local card shop to buy a deck

>fat receptionist lady leaned way over the counter toward me to grab a box

>her disgusting stretched earlobe was right in my face

>i fucking smelled it




anyway im getting a haircut tomorrow give me ideas for short hair



is this big titty serval or just one of the other girls that kind of looks like her


theory: both khan and sako are fucking terrible



which one'd you get


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>when you get embarrassed by looking at a guy's moobs


>playing x-wing

>saw 3 turbo nerds get super salty at eachother over a 40k game

>one quits 3 rounds in because some dude was powergaming(he wasn't)

>laff as i play my superior miniature game.



too bad im not going anywhere :^)



while sako is possibly a worse person in general, I hate khan a lot more unironically because he's really normie

and also he won't stop posting 3dpd



if i start posting a mix of 3dpd and 2d would you like me more?



>while sako is possibly a worse person in general

how am i worse as a person than khan?



he's not what id call normie

and idk if id call him a better person either



probably not


i said possibly. you're very vocal about your retarded political opinions and outside of khan thinking random people should know obscure facts about ww2 weapons I can't really remember him saying anything too retarded politically

then again i don't really try to remember things he says, he could have


i don't disagree with sako that khan is an awful person, i trust him on that

but that has nothing to do with anything


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>a grill

>no femipenis



also whered your trip go



Sorry if you think knowing the basic uniforms and standard issue weapons from ww2 are obscure facts.



iirc you and bsb were jacking eachother off talking about how dumb girls are because they couldn't name 5 planes from ww2



leaked S2 Serval-chan


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The /christian/ threads are honestly the funniest thing to me.






wtf this literally happened to me like 2 hours ago what the fuck man


uuuugh why isnt this big tiddy planets app loading



which app?


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one of my friends made a bunch of dumb bear cards. there are odder ones but this is probably the worst one, i might actually submit it to whymtgcardsmith



Planet Master


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>missing an x-wing tournement because of work

i hate being a wagey


omg shut up



i kinda like it, although it is bad



he made a legend with eminence that gave all bears a +1/+2 counter

there was also one where "any time a bear is targeted it gets +3/+3" and "2(w/g)(w/g): untap target bear"



thats the great thing about it tho


a +1/+1 counter, not a +1/+2 counter. that would be extra stupid


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i need to clean some tabs


what is the best oingo boingo album and why is it only a lad


i wonder how all those stock image websites feel about their images being used for memes


I'm going to learn how to play the guitar


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close your eyes and ctrl+w

you wont miss em trust me



those are some perky nips



chrome auto-restores them

anyway i did have a bunch i forgot to close at one point so i'm back to a relatively manageable level again

though in fact i would miss them


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i might have posted this one


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>tfw we’ll never get that beer Barney owed us



you really wont

worst case scenario get one of those tabs to bookmarks addon thingies


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I have one of those though. I just forgot to close a whole bunch of tabs I was done with for some reason. Most of them were just images I had up to save and/or post and forgot to close.

Most of the stuff from the past month has been non-unique and I forget to clear them.


i legitimately dont understand having more than 10 tabs open at once


also i really wouldn't like having hundreds of bookmarks

my friend has bookmarks bar enabled and he had a bunch of random one-off pages on there, turns out he just bookmarks shit a lot and then literally never deletes them

he had over 200 i think


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kill me



jim why are you doing this to yourself

i can't say we care about you but still



i think at one point i had over 1000 bookmarks



im not watching it i dont hate myself that much

this screenshot made me sick enough as it is


>there are power up moves in dbz fighterz that will actually stop the timer

5 minutes until namek explodes is a game mechanic now


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I think I've maybe got like 60 or so.

I'd bet I don't care about half of them and then from that half only use a dozen or so and just have the others around so even though I'll probably never need to use whatever it was I can if needed


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you're supposed to organize them in folders

and ideally use the bookmark sidebar


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crunchyroll is a lesbian and her gf is miku



i do use folders

i don't really like having the bookmark bar on that much, the few sites that I go to frequently enough are on first letter auto-complete and that's usually faster than clicking them


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for CMC 2 that's super powerful, I could see it being CMC 5 and balanced

also maybe make it legendary



i mean it's kind of weird but if people want to do bartering go ahead

people generally don't have the specific skills that are needed from other specific people who want what they provide though, which is kind of the reason money exists in the first place


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imagine being this bad at video games


"i need someone to give me ten dollars"



explain the issue, because I don't play spastic seizure: the fps



one of the worst features of overwatch since release is that the most braindead class in the game had a button that resurrected everyone on their team that was vaguely near them and made them invincible for a few seconds

while the character herself wasn't extremely powerful this was abused to hell and back by everyone and their mother, and on one map you could even sit in spawn and do it with zero ability to counter it

now they made it so that you can do it more often, but it only resurrects one person. this is how people who aren't shit at the character use the ability anyway, with the only people who are upset being shitters who want an easy potg for hiding in a corner and pressing q and then having their team wipe again because they're bad at video games



people who are bad at the game are pissed that blizzard is reworking mercy so that she isn't just "pocket the team until they die and resurrect them"




so it's basically the noobtube drama all over again


not that I actually play overwatch enough for this to affect me all that much, but at least blizzard is (very slowly) fixing the cancer in the game

i don't even think there's anything especially cancerous left, now that roadhog, dm, and res aren't retarded


mercy's new ult is really lazy


roadhog is worthless


>but at least blizzard is (very slowly) fixing the cancer in the game




they actually made the character insanely powerful, much more so than previous, it's just that the feature they removed was really flashy and An Epic Moment and that's all their pea brains could comprehend



mechanics wise at least

there's still some dumb shit but I don't think there's anything super egregious right now, assuming the new ult is toned the fuck down


so, quick question

if I see someone selling an obviously stolen phone on craigslist for $20

should I get it


imagine if they just gave her an ubercharge as an ulti




why not



the more we make the game like tf2 the better

if they added legitimate servers then there's a chance the game might actually not be shit one day



>meanwhile, in tf2



non-valve servers are still more or less fine, though there are less of them

before they decided to try and make the game more like overwatch and shit on it with mym it was probably about as good as it was going to get because valve doesn't give a single shit about it anymore, but they had to fuck it up before they left


give me a reason not to get a guitar and rocksmith 2014 to learn how to play anime openings


>1TB HDD in softmod xbox no longer boots

it's not dead, either

it just isn't booting to a dashboard

thank god I still had the original HDD, and a 40GB HDD to swap in.


i might die in an epic 'rricane tomorrow!



is it even that bad i haven't been paying attention

i think it's sort of close to us



oooh, lucky!



there will be 125 mph winds!

i'm gonna put on a jacket, stand in the wind, and hold the sides of the jacket out like wings! it will be v. litty!



murricane? are you getting vored tomorrow?



i read this in mr ratburns voice




never again


I must always have at least 20 tabs open at any given time


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that's only a category 3


where my tab group niggas at


walking outside in hurricane weather yelling for the skies to vore me



i still kind of miss tab groups

wonder if they'll ever put it in chrome


is getting swallowed by a hurricane the same as being vored by god


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also been listening to this too much


if you ever see someone say they don't like city escape you can safely know they're a bad person


the sonic 3d games tend to have incredible music

yes, better than the 2d games, literally deal with it


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>all this hype about some crass nigger boxing some crass irish"man"

I thought animal fighting was illegal now?



can you say that in english clet



pitting the lower classes against each other is a national pasttime



micks and nogs are subhuman and Mayweather vs McGergor is gay did I fucking stutter


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no one cares about boxing clet

though i guess that was the point of your post in the first place



No it's being incessantly talked about where do you live under a rock



no i live under the ocean

don't you live in NYC or something people care about dumb shit there


punching guy will win



McGregor is gonna get raped and he knows it he just wants the money and publicity


>watching hugsquare




>paying 99$ to watch SPORTS

even if it's nice and violent the outcome is already decided so there's no tension or intrigue


why would you watch real fighting when you could watch Japanese professional wrestling




what magical fucking book world do you think this is



Open a dictionary once in your life


actually i was wrong, punching man will not win


im pooping


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<gf is talking about marraige

pls not now.



tell her to get a boob job, then you'll think about it


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>censored none of the rest of the covers



fuckin normie

this is what you get



her tiddie already p big man, Im good.


so I guess Super Troopers 2 has a release date now?


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tsuyu is a gay frog, makes sense


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>history of the entire lazy town, i guess


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is it lewder for her to wear underwear or not



well there's two ways to look at that, no pun intended

1: if she wears underwear, everybody could see that she's wearing them, and it would get awkward if something happened to them

2: if she doesn't wear underwear, everybody could see that and it gets awkward


Challenge: Gay ship every bnha character



gay ship every hsg poster


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dibs on BQ


it's good that khan's gf miscarried if they had a daughter he'd try to turn her into a prostitute


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know what's a garbage movie

jack reacher

why do i watch this shlock


hot doctor pepper is actually kind of good


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its probably the best warm soda, but its still not good



did i ask you



Yeah you can pretend it's some kinda spiced sweet cider thing



by posting anything in hsg you are asking the users of hsg for comments about your post


I wish I could afford to drink again




*buys u HSG Gold*


(hsg gold is just shit spraypainted yellow)


Now that the hl3 plot is out there, 5$ someone is going to make a hl2 campaign mod based on it.


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do you think anything ever is going to be done about the whole "president funneling money to his own businesses through the secret service" thing


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yeah that makes sense


*degreases pizz*

*puts on bib*

*cuts pizz with knife and fork*

*takes small, non messy bites*



why pretend to be me to post that

id pick a fight way better


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hurr durr herpaderp


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that's a good doggo


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>eating a fish somehow kills 2b


If you stand me up on a date...

If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late...


>It didn't even save

>I lost 2 hours of gameplay for a dumb joke about a fish



you didnt save for two hours?


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when you die you don't go back to the last save, you just respawn without some of your items, like dark souls

eating the fish killed her so hard it played the credits and went to the title screen


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Mackerel's no fucking joke son that shit'll fuck you up



you were told it was fatal u pencildick idiot



it doesnt autosave more often?

you didnt save for two hours?


*clicks Nerve Center*

*my phone releases Nerve gas and fucking kills me*




i thought it would just kill me and i'd go back and get my body and jackass would make some remark about "oh well yea guess fish does kill you"

for some reason eating a fish permanently kills you whereas getting blown apart by a giant mech doesn't, or a nuclear reaction

they don't really explain how androids even are capable of death if you can just upload their brain to another body


it doesn't autosave, period

there's even an NPC in the ""hub"" area whose entire dialogue tree is "You know that UI/game element that's kind of annoying? Tough shit deal with it".


posting in public with that OP is dangerous


I fucking hate normalfags and their online autism. Who teaches them to jam a banana up their ass and start typing complete nonsense with it



live on the edge



don't go outside



>they don't really explain how androids even are capable of death if you can just upload their brain to another body

it's not the same android at the end of the day

it'll be like if you saw your mom die but then you see her as a clone with the same memories the next day



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if that's a known technology then yea it'd be kind of weird but it'd be a shitload better than her dying

like 8 androids get blown up before you fight the boss, but when you beat the boss you blow yourself up, except only you (and 9s) are able to come back and for some reason all the others are super dead

there's even a quest where one of the ones who was dead was in yuris with one of the other androids and you have to go retrieve her corpse for her, yet 50 feet away from her there's groups of them saying "make sure to backup your memories to the bunker often so if you die it's not that bad"



>doesn't autosave

you knew this but you didnt save for two hours



>except only you (and 9s) are able to come back and for some reason all the others are super dead

9s uploaded 2b's data while he was injured by the goliath, while he came back with no memory of the fight

the other androids are probably also reuploaded into new bodies or something, i wouldn't see why they wouldn't do that or mention it since they aren't crucial characters to the plot


oh yeah that quest

maybe her data wasn't uploaded in a while?? who knows, it's probably a plot hole


it's just a sketch of a girl getting fingered, whats the big deal



>the other androids are probably also reuploaded into new bodies or something

you would think, but then what about the yuri bots

i'm willing to accept "fish will fucking kill you because this is just a mechanical thing to shit on the player as a sort of joke" but they're just kind of inconsistent with it

i don't even care that much about the lost stuff I didn't even do much, I was mostly just running around looking at shit and the only quest I did was finish the stamp one, and that's not really hard.


I knew dr breen would be given a combine host body. He said as much in his last transmission to the combine before he died


a guy tipped his trilby after serving me a cappuccino


>Don't have to kill the robot with the pet animals




Try removing your OS chip



how did his dick taste



i knew about that, i just didn't think a fish would result in the same thing


talking to an npc cut out a comm from someone and when i looked up a playthrough to see what the comm was they also cut out from it

that's annoying


every playthrough i see doesn't have it

maybe it was a side quest one?


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all me on the right


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knuck knuck it's knockles


goo night hsg



sleep rite and tite my cute little angel


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are there video game dads that aren't daddies?

like, bowser's a dad, and also a daddy

joel from last of us is a dad, also a daddy

soldier 76 isn't a dad, but i'd argue that he's a daddy


aargh i can't find my passport



what does this mean



it's just gay ramblings, ignore it


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>[a-S] Slayers Collection (Slayers, Next, Try, Evolution-R, Revolution, Excellent, Book of Spells, Great, Gorgeous, Premium, Return, The Motion Picture)


I probably shouldn't keep so many h-games on my desktop


slayers was a good show


dont worry mom i've made lots of friends in fact i'm going to go hang out with some now

*hangs up phone*

*presses play on a red letter media video*




are there video game characters that have had children that aren't that combination of older, slightly grizzled with a supportive personality that makes a daddy in the gay community


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unrelated but wow, marina's a perv.



do h-games count?



are there not any archives older than this

also who are you anyway



they shouldn't but i didn't have the foresight to exclude them beforehand


>just downloaded the Runescape 07 client and started playing again

Oh god what am I doing



I was going to say rance but does the king of all cosmos meet your criteria?


I want Marina to spy on me in the shower! I love Marina!



I'd ink Marina's splat zone, if you know what I mean


important question:

what's reddits role in metastuck



reddit is just an aggregate of other sites content, i dont think it was ever considered into metastuck for that reason


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I'm liking partying with ilias in monster girl quest paradox

she's a violent, intolerant xenophobe


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Slug is good and soft, though


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kill all monster girls


>The Yakuza devs are making a Fist Of The North Star game



I can't believe pickle rick is fucking dead



died on the meteor


imagine dying


Imagine takin a big shit


i will fuck this hamburger


>Barmab Ken using HnS to shake drinks

what the heck



That's bestiality and necrophilia




this hurricane is a big let down

i havent died at all



>The Motion Picture

fucking time shenanigans



it was never really brought up but when ever someone tried to force discussion of it th answer was >>1008234




i saw a post about that but when I looked at the site I thought I said "Our next step is actually translating the game into english" and didn't bother.

Maybe it was an old message? I'm still going through monline anyway.


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there's also bloodporne



there's part one and part two

part two only has super barebones translation


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i still haven't played actual monster girl quest i should do that


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oh definitely do that first

it's not really a proper rpg but the fights are fun because it's like solving a puzzle



this is epic




i think i want to make that girl my gf



get a mohawk pussy




dye it and get it to look like astolfo

be the trap you know you can be


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also I felt like replaying the original too and it just finished downloading


im probably just going to get it cut shorter, not styled or anything


im just fucking sick of eating my hair.



when i was first growing out my hair i kept on trying to eat it, waiting to see how long it'd take to get that long

now i could probably fill my mouth with it



i dont have to try

ive gagged on my hair like 5 times this week alone


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fucking gross


maybe if you're sick of eating hair you should ummmm stop eating it maybe?



There should be a "making a GOOD sequel to a sucessful game"



I think I understand his issue. If I don't have my hair in a ponytail a lot of the time it gets in my face and I end up eating some of it on accident.

It's worse if it's even mildly windy.


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literally has never happened



yeah i know what the actual issue is i just wanted to call sako a dirty hairmuncher for some reason

i wish my hair was long enough to put in a ponytail tbh



are you jealous of my 5.5 years of hair jim


gr2 and p5 were earlier in the year, much more recent than fallout


though I don't know how successful gr1 was so maybe that doesn't count


wasn't F:NV a good sequel to a successful game?


im kinda jelly yeah


standing in my yard and screaming "I'M HERE HARVEY" hasn't accomplished anything


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it's not true! now you neighbours rhink you're a weirdo! that's something!



i didn't say FNV was successful

i said it was good, and F3 was successful

trip on, rev



alright lemme try that again








this makes even less sense

FNV was objectively good, and objectively better than F3

stop this charade


i thought pornhub was only for actual people fucking, do they put sfm shit on there too


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le yes

i don't think there any rules against it. i don't see why there would be

i mean sfm probably sucks for porn, but there are better programs


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it's the meme 3d thing

someone was talking about jacking it to pornhub and i thought they meant 3dpd


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i wonder how advanced porn animations will be in 10 years



do you think members of other denominations can be saved from hell?


i just noticed there's a section on tfgames for a patreon, and some of these have a fair amount for relatively obscure games



vr is the future of porn i think


camgirls of the future will record mocap for you to view in your headset as a big tittied anime girl of your choice


and this

*dbz ki blast charging sound*

is my cocky kun


once teledildonics reach an inexpensive price point and settle on a united platform, i think it'll overtake "true" vr porn


i wonder if vr porn will be good for mental health in that it lets people act out their weird illegal fetishes in a harmless environment

or if it will just make people even more depraved after they satisfy an urge they previously couldn't


inking Marina's splat zone (VR) (90fps)



i don't know if there's data behind this but I would assume people who jack off to loli are less likely to go out and fuck actual kids


usagi is the best sailor scout


that dumb sonic anime song is stuck in my head i hate you so much ben




i think it'll be safe to assume that they'll probably try to outlaw illegal fetishes in vr, like fucking lolis



this but with fat weebs instead of camwhores



what if the loli is a 500 year old vampire


cyberpolice busting into your virtual room

while your muscle freak character is fucking a horse loli


just jizzed a lot to my new favorite tumblr-looking girl

probably going to be unhealthily fixated for a while


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look at all these Irishmen that got conned into flying all the way to Vegas to watch what will no doubt be a very boring, very clinch based boxing match

also the forced "mayweather hates mcgreggor" aspect is all just marketing, they're actually friends and all the forced aggression is just to hype up the event

in the end the fight will be remembered just as much as the pacquaio v mayweather match aka not reallly


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Romeos and Juliets is even better the second time, I can't believe thespion 5.6 outdid his previous adaption.


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last night at the Cro-Mags and Eyehategod show a girl I dislike kissed me and it was a very strange experience and I don't know how to feel about it



also that feel when no punk/metalhead gf

(she only did it to make a friend who had turned her down jealous and is in no way into me nor i into her)




das epic

was the kiss/kissing good?



it was sloppy and drunk and tasted like cheap beer and cigarettes

so yes


That's not epic at all


feelin like switching to linux


bizarro sponge

the lord of unepicness


*presses ctrl+w about 20 times*



good job



fuck you



i could go for some of that. but i'd prefer a vaping girl to cig smoking girl, of course


a vape shop near me has two signs that say "STOP SMOKING" "START VAPING"


i think she wants me to kiss her asshole!


[bizarro sponge voice] she wants me to kiss her vagina! loel!



mine has that too

do they sell stache brand juice?



i never went in, im not a sinner






that's a bad feel lad


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I don't vape, but my friends all do

how do you feel about lemon

because this shit tastes like a lemon poppyseed muffin and its delightful

also milkman, which tastes like milk and honey which seems weird at first read, but its one of those juice flavors you can do all day without it getting overpowering


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wonk nye the politics guy






Temmie x Nepeta


israel is a terror state



im not nearly as good at politics as bill nye is at science

i just parrot whatever the people i agree with say in order to nominally inform other people of ideas that exist without contributing new ideas of my own

wait holy shit



i haven't tried either of those but i'd like to

i'll post the two fancy juices i've been vaping in a second

i almost bought a milk and honey flavor once but i'm willing to bet that one is way better






*pours actual milk and honey onto a vape*


if oblivion ever went 5$ id ocnsider it on steam but 7.50 is too rich for my bod


the beginning of oblivion versus the beginning of skyrim

which is better



oblivion because you get to walk into the hanging chain and see how it wiggles around



both are pretty tedious once you've done them a dozen plus times, but i'm gonna say the Imperial Sewers are worse

at least Skyrim gives you the chance to fuck off relatively quick


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here ben

for you



probably Oblivion because it's not 20 minutes of "cutscenes"



thoughts on how they handled the "coming out of the cave" part

once you leave the sewers you're just in a field

you can do whatever

but once you leave the cave you've got a person who expects you to follow, a town to go to, it's kind of more linear

sewers are worse but i feel like after the sewers is better


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(((Israel))) and 🅱️alestine


The Yakuza devs are making a Fist Of The North Star game The Yakuza devs are making a Fist Of The North Star game The Yakuza devs are making a Fist Of The North Star game The Yakuza devs are making a Fist Of The North Star game




you'd fuck any of these women



I just go to the stones, get my blessing and wander off

But yes now that you mention it Oblivion does leave you off in the center of the map which is nice

Equidistant and all that



I'd convert for them fam


i feel so fucking good

why the fuck did i wait 7 years to get my hair cut?



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grant is this you




he got the dambro cut

like 2 sides of the same pea pod


oh neat i got treasure magnet




Pics, no gas mask

What kinda style




i just made a save at the end of the sewers in oblivion. it let you rechoose all your attributes as you left so i never had to do that goddamn intro again.

i dunno if you could do the equivalent in skyrim because i only played it a couple of times


*ties ben down and forcibly cuts his hair


whats up fellow benfriends



i don't think there's a point of "would you like to respec" in skyrim, but yeah i havent played the legit beginning in a long time



how'd you avoid the intro then? there's probably a mod for it now that i think of it


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You all have terrible hair except for sponge and ben



yeah, a different start mod, drops you somewhere random based on your class and race i think, but also you can choose too



if you don't do that in every bethesda RPG, you're scum


i couldn't stand to play oblivion after a few different characters because i knew all the quests and i got very bored. i don't get people who can just replay it over and over.

i have one friend who has just replayed borderlands 2 on repeat for like five fucking years and i don't understand it, i would go out of my skull


i just got a haircut too

and now i part it the opposite way

but it's the same goddamn style ive had for years



pot calling the kettle a nigger



>playing any borderlands more than once



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get a nosejob, gonzo




i tried to stomach another skyrim playthrough recently by installing a bunch of mods

one was the "interesting NPC mod"

which was cool in concept but whoever made it thought "interesting" meant "all these characters talk for 30 fucking minutes about their inane backstories when you first meet them and then they're out of dialogue options forever and are normal shallow npcs"


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rate my hair cletus



damn that's one big pimple bro


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eat shit, Draconic Evolution



dude i played borderlands 2 like 4 fucking times


one of the interesting npcs was a Big amazon girl though so that was good



It's a visual imageboard you can see my good hair


Your follicles are good but the 'do is bad



why are u taking selfies in the bathroom u binch



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Daily shampoo users detected


sweet israel and hella palestine


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kinda looks like pre-eggman hair

you must elude the grasp of male pattern baldness or become the egg






i was looking for a place where i can play on my phone in peace


i want to go to Black Ben's block party



you on the top right



What happened to good ol eggman

Did he make it brahs


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that looks so bad




Do one of me


beta buck

beta.... CUCK.........



>and ben

y-you too



face app is cucks and removed it



you would look the same



You have by far the worst face don't let ya britches get too big


I want to see Asian me

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