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the old



>what happened to eggman

he got a gf. one that isn't as cute as most of my mouthpic girls imo



it's just how i part it, i hope it's not premature balding


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how do i tell her i want her to hock loogies on me


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"please hock loogies on me"



challenge her to a loogie hocking contest

then after she hocks hers, smear it off the ground and onto your fingers, then rub it on your face

if you do that while maintaining eye contact and talking casually like it's no big deal, you'll normalize it, and then can ask for the real deal without causing a scene


bonus points if you call her "mom" when you ask




i think i'm more likely to try the former. big points for creativity though, anon. but i can't have the ground tainting her most epic phlegm


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i'm boutta nut



Go the "haha yoshis egg smell" route


>Death has no meaning to us, not even the concept of death

>5 minutes ago there was a cutscene talking about how the leader didn't want 2b and 9s to die

>The yuri robot

>Uploading yourself in general

they are being REALLY inconsistent with this



>haha yoshis egg smell

le what



could that be the point? could they be edgy robots in denial?


what your d&d race says about you

dwarf: dudebro with big beard or sundress bangs girl obsessed with beards

elf: stoner or edgelord, great possibility of being high femme gay

halfling: wonderful person too good for this world, wants to fight everyone taller than them

human: boring

dragonborn: furry

gnome: similar to halfling but also a smooth talker

half-elf: trans and/or bi, very probable parent issues

half-orc: bi, either butch or VERY into butch women

tiefling: gay


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so...this happened


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ganbatte, Hitomi-chan!



what about an half-elf half-orc

both combined? kinda sounds about right


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blurry pictures of angry anime girls are something I need more of



>you're some kind of freak or asshole unless you play a manlet

hmmmmm i wonder if someone below 5'10'' made this list



sounds about right

it's a pretty accurate chart

i'm either a half orc or human usually



good shit


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>the only time i played dnd as a player i played as a half-elf

i feel personally attacked



halfling propaganda


im gnome


i played a dwarf arcane trickster when i played dnd

basically a magical thief

he was good at magical disguise, bluffing, and climbing shit, but he suffered when it came to things like picking locks or pickpocketing because of his fat dwarf fingers



that's why i fap in my sleep. i don't have to trade any of that


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>playing any gay shit tabletop game dragged outta Tolkiens crusty gray anus



fuck you I always play halflings or gnomes


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>accidentally start a boss rush event stage


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>eating dip with friend

>he just barely touches the dip with the tortilla chip and then eats the whole chip basically bare

i should be happy because more dip for me

but this is just inhuman



that's why i wanna make my own homebrew thing






i do the same thing

gives the dip longevity


hsg plays: tabletop simulator



*draws joeys on the table*



you win!!



You don't even need to there are tons of existing games

Hell even warhammer fantasy is far better than DnD



yeah but none of them are my wacky epic science fantasy epic setting

and none of them have a ridiculous variety of homonculi, as far as i know



halfling master race reporting it

Truffle Shenis, Halfling Ranger 5/Rogue 2




*grazes nanoparticles of your dip*



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>wacky epic science fantasy epic

but thats already a setting my guy


spelljammer is fucking amazing


and so my life's mission becomes clear

i will eliminate the wrongdippers


also it kinda irks me that dragonborn and tiefling became core races, hell drow too now that I think about it


planet of the lolis


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i went to the supermarket after getting my hair cut and i got sushi rice



spelljammer sounds really cool

but i have a very epic setting(s) for mine i need to flesh out


my setting: shadowrun but gayer



so less shadowrun and more colonrun


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>people with celestial blood in their family tree, predisposed to be good and just, often have angelic good looks and a peaceful demeanor


>people with fiendish blood in their family tree, predisposed to be wicked and sly, often have red skin, horns, and an unwholesome demeanor

one of these races is a core race in the player's handbook

the other was relegated to the dungeon master's guide in a rough draft version that was later fleshed out for a separate book containing lesser known and lesser used player races

gee i wonder who could have been behind this


libcucks of the coast



wow big dealio, just add them back in if you want to play as your angel OC









>coldsteel the hedgehog



I just

I don't understand what's going on here

can somebody PLEASE explain?




why is there a man made of spaghetti in the picture




>sentient human-sequel species from an alternate timeline of earth

>flatwoods monsters



>homonculi with auxiliary brains in their forearms

>fairies as an extremely vague term for non mortals (sentient machines were sort of a grey area) at one point in time

>and more!


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i meant human-esque

but i guess the Greys are basically human-sequels



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ah, i get it now



well it's accurate for you at least


I wanna commission a sketch of my dnd character kinda, as he's gone like 12-13 sessions without dying and I'm attached to him

But I feel like the moment I did my character would bite it next session


*looks out at the sunset*

true love is having the same list of characters that you want to have sex with


spaghetti men as a core race when


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is grape-kun ok


i love BSG

intense drama concerning the politics of rationing


oh they actually recorded me setting the brightness at the beginning and now i'm watching that

that's cool




grape had been ignoring meals to just stare at that damned cutout


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Live for the waifu, die for the waifu



he's old as heck



yeah grape is what, 20? even in captivity, that's hella old


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oh okay he's moulting



that's old news rev


hsg in the nursing home hanging out exclusively with a joey cutout


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are you curious as to the biology of Friends? Wonder no more!


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he's back boys





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Pro-saudi or Pro-iran?



Saudi Arabia is your greatest ally, kuffir


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they spelled his surname wrong in the last one


the mlp of anime



that's jjba



it's the final fantasy of anime actually


Curse of being a wagey


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love live



Kill yourself


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>I did not expect Mario + Rabbids to have to most in depth storyline of ANY Mario game but im sorta amazed

>yes im talking about a more developed plot than any paper mario

someone watch this to confirm


>search 'damara' on pastebin

i shouldve thought of this sooner



>fapping to homosück in 2017



well it certainly had more plot than i was expecting but i think paper mario ttyd and super paper mario has a more developed plotline



this actually looks pretty good, except for the text bubbles

i wonder if the washing machine was a homestuck reference



i havent watched the video but how would a washing machine be an epic homestuck reference



like the oven that jack + the felt transported themselves in into the new universe (or whatever, i don't fucking remember), but it's a washing machine




that's a new one



what does it mean



maybe its like a stutter






motherfucking but with more intensity



wasnt that in an oven


>a new homestuck fanalbum is coming out

>Ancestral, an album of music for the Ancestors




the ancestors already had an album and it was bad, though



well this one might be good

(it won't be)


>Aradia: A maroon tinted lamb rested idly on top of a hill in her pasture. Perhaps lamb isn't the proper word, really, considering she had a quite filled out chest, surrounded by soft wool was a bountiful pair of tits. Not to mention her heavy sack, which was only barely hidden by some modest wooling around her waist. "Baa~" Aradia hummed quietly, sitting up to gaze about. so boring today. Perhaps she could go pester another sheep. Like the slightly taller one who just seemed to be brooding. "00h Damara! 0u0!" She bleated, bouncing over to her dancestor.


*threateningly holding baseball bat* who out there still makin homestuck music


>open character map

>trying to find 「」

>the font they're listed under is called "Meiryo"




>playing mass effect andromeda because i'm not in a mindspace where i feel i deserve nice things

>krogan character shows up by throwing an enemy corpse on the ground and bursting through a window

>immediately hit half mast

that's wrong with me



can you read fam


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u like this big boy?


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>>playing mass effect andromeda


i really REALLY don't want to make this rice

I have to like, rinse it and let it soak for an hour and have it drain through a sieve

i dont have a sieve, and my colander is too big




moar pls


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have fun



fuck meant to spoiler sorry



elliot rodger is a valid troll name


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what's some music your parents are nostalgic for

my mom's got the best 80's playlist ever


eridan ampora manifesto: my twwisted wworld


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beatles, grand funk railroad, edgar winters, sam sham and the pharoahs, ccr, the doors.

dad grew up in the late 60s/early 70s


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good shit


i wonder if pizza hut will force someone to come deliver to my house in a hurricane

they might die, but me a lil hungie


>News: From Saturday 26th August, roleplaying real people (including self inserts) will no longer be allowed on Cherubplay. Please take down any such prompts before then

theres a story behind this



why didnt you evacuate?



what's the story



i want harvey to take me



idk, i just mean there must have been some event that caused them to add that rule, either that or roleplaying real people was so common it was stifling regular roleplay somehow


*roleplays as hsg*


the duty of delivering pizzas is a sacred one



stand outside and post pics


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so far the hurricane has been uneventful except the government building next door started glowing green and making loud electrical noises and then the power went out in like an expanding circle around the building for like 10 minutes and the air felt electrical and it tasted a metallic taste for awhile but now the power's back so time to jerk it



hotglue the hurricane



okay but that doesn't sound uhhhhh insignificant

or is that just me


*anal vores the hurricane*



sounds pretty normal to me man


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cum right on that hurricane's eye



why would her son be a cuck

she is his mother not his wife or girlfriend



>t. cuck


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this is just crazy enough to believe


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it is pretty fucking coincidental

also, thread theme of all threads all years all universes



>not deathgrips


small brain: teacher kink

big brain: sister kink

glowing brain: mommy kink

nuclear brain: babysitter kink


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this is angel island

i'm sonic

sonic the hedgeheg



this progression doesnt even make sense?




not clicking



what is that from


inflation event brain: amazon kink



it fits the progression of the first three being a progression and the 4th one being weird

the meme fluctuates between standard and that


i clicked on them


is it weird that a sister fetish grosses me out but i kinda get the mom one


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it's a dream in an omake chapter for Kengan Ashura

it's pretty good so far

in the first two pages i thought there was just a joke about him being into crossdressing but it was just genderbender dream world


not gonna lie i got kind of hard at the thought of him being into cute lolita dress stuff and also being the mc of a fighting manga


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at least i don't get boners to giant frog people tossing around corpses



i have absolutely no idea what's going on here but it's really cute

i kinda want those slippers



i'm glad all the art of i've seen of her is in her medjed 'outfit'

she evolves out of it in-game i think



i think its because maternal traits are always attractive but only nips get weird about sisters



>genderbend dream world


I want actual strong woman fighting manga



t. freud


okay but seriously

how hot was freud's mom

she must've been bangin


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her medjed outfit was her special summer unit

she was embarrassed about being seen in a bikini



Yeah, she was so bangin' she turned down Zeus



that's mildly disappointing but also really cute


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summer nitocris is great though



goddamnit rev what are you on about now


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i mean those are two of the more generally presented reasons for invisibility



>talking about stealing




did you cut your hair to be closer to your 5head waifu


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i can't even play grand order

i just think that nero and nitocris are cute


i like the squigger, but the little boyking one is dumb looking


so I got all these 3DS games downloaded a while back and they're not .cia files

I have to figure out how the fuck I'm going to play them


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goddamn fuck the war on drugs

fuck those pigs


why isn't entrapment illegal

not like it'd matter at all because it's the cops/government doing it in the first place and they all think they're above the law but still


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Imagine one of those tiny clown cars. The doors open. Out comes Arturia. Next Arturia Alter. Next Arturia Lily. Next Arturia Lancer. Next Arturia Lancer Alter. Next Arturia Archer. Next Arturia Archer Alter. It does not end. Takeuchi keeps making more as we speak. May God help us all.



coercing someone into committing a crime is illegal i'm pretty sure

but it's not illegal if the cops do it



>rules for thee but none for me


its always okay if the government does it xd

i want killing floor 2



it doesn't seem that good and according to grant it's about as good as it looks

they also made the patriarch look retarded


hey, better the government doing it than normal citizens tbh


i want an entrapped gf


although it is this month's humble bundle and i might get it


the only good part of dream daddy is your daughter



of course you would think that....


so apparently my entire physics education prior to now left out a pretty important step on the derivation and usage of units and im really confused on how that step works and why my previous college neglected to say anything about it.


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https://discord.gg/Va3tTFv this is the official /homosuck/ discord server


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not clicking, but am clicking on that froggo



fuck off



if you dont want people to call you a pedophile maybe stop playing games where you molest little girls? just sayin


put away all the anime faggot princess games and start playing something like truck driver simulators, that way you can prepare for a life of hauling big rigs the traditional white trash way



i dont

fucking retard


bsb's several thousand hours in various truck simulators


i want to play some kind of game where you build a farm or settlement or something

kinda like stardew valley but less shit



I wish I could turn invisible so I didn't have to talk to people I don't like



so, harvest moon?


BSB will never get the high score in Penn & Teller's Desert Bus game


turn invisible and steal a jetpack, now you have both superpowers


my cat is reading the computer, please say something nice to her



yeah but on pc tho.............



emulate it



so, harvest moon.


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hey cat

you're a good cat

your dude here is a furry so hey you've got that in common



I'm sorry about your owner



I'm sorry that XLR is the way he is



that's illegal fucko

as a gallant lad, i would never ever break the law



c'mon muh boy don't talk about your anime princess dress-up fairy tale games and then get upset when someone tells you "hey knock this shit off before you end up on dateline"




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...this makes me want to play skyrim...


why the fuck would anyone play dream daddy


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Show me again how funny it is to call Sako a white trash pedophile who falls through holes in the floor

Show me, Khan, and I will finish what you started



daddy meme

thats it, that's the reason


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daddy fags

i guess BEING a dad is cool but dating other dads is gay and stupid





to pretend to fuck gay dads

and that's awesome whatever those other idiots say



well I know you think it's good



amanda is the sole saving grace of dream daddy


lel mcgregor


I find it very interesting how people diss things with adjectives that accurately describe them



>TKO after 9 rounds



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did punching man win


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of course

he's a boxer

it was a boxing match


I just heard a really big woosh, wonder where it came from.



yes, the slave beat the other slave in the for-profit gladiatorial fight


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t swift is the worst lol


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despite the incalculable amount of smug pleasure the writer of this article felt when she wrote the phrase "capitalism's favorite pop star", you and she are barking up the wrong tree

do you really think taylor swift has anything to do with the marketing strategy around her work? do you understand how a record company works?



beats me lad im just the messenger

i just copypaste



*farts into an envelope*

here's a message for you haha


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i'm the hungiest lil lad



eat a dick


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If their clothes are made of kemonoplasm doesn't that mean they're naked


>6O asked (21O?) out and got dumped but then asked out the commander and they're dating


they're wearing clothes made out of kemonoplasm, i think



they treat their clothes like it's their fur


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I'm aware that they are made of kemonoplasm as the text says so, but since the ears and tail are also made of kemonoplasm and they consider them part of their own body, doesn't that mean that their clothes are also considered part or their own body, ergo, aren't they actually naked?


what fucking anime are you people talking about



I think it's accurate to say that they're "naked" until someone tells them that the clothes aren't part of them



it's like anime discovery channel


theyre naked like all animals are naked


anime planet



yea but that's a different composition of kemonoplasm


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It's fun to take off a girl's clothes and run your hands all over her body


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i feel like i should read fate but the only characters i care about are Illya and Nero, and Nero isn't even in fsn




>another kid

come on dude.



why haven't you fucked off yet retard

didn't you throw a massive tantrum about not wanting to associate with "le actual pedo xdddd"

if you honestly truly believe i'm actually a kiddie fiddler why dont you just fuck off like you said you would


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i enjoy shitposting.

Also i cant let you get too comfortable :3



good meme


khan's boner for sako is almost scary


khan is confusing being an actual retard with shitposting I think


>you guys picked an ACTUAL PEDOPHILE over me

>i-im just shit posting, can't let you get comfortable h-haha


like you cant even play it off as just shitposting anymore

you've admitted that you're actually so fucking stupid that you think that I'm a pedophile

you've admitted that you think that having a lot of pictures of cirno from touhou is no different than having a fucking child porn stash

you're legitimately one of the fucking dumbest people I've ever had the misfortune to meet and interact with


you sure play video games like a pedophile lol


just fuck off already


holy crap that was so easy


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do i need to post your logs with grant lol



I can understand your surprise it's only the hundredth time this has happened


can you at least put on a name so i can filter your obnoxious ass


sako buddy

khan is a retarded person, he's a pretty awful person

you going on some rant about how he posted a blatantly stupid thing is exactly what he wants you to do though, it's trolling 101

it's dumb and boring and people are tired of it

also >>1008688



see but he actually believes that stupid thing and he's admitted it to multiple people

he's trying pass it off as "just pretending to be retarded" when he's actually just that retarded


someone mail khan and sako anthrax



do it see if i care



seriously end my suffering



but why does it matter? we know he believes it

youve mentioned it once or twice

youre still being baited like a dumbass


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It was kind of obvious adam was a huge humanboo but seeing it in action's kind of funny



put your trip back on


isn't James Dambro of las vegas nevada, who cried and had a suicide attempt over homestuck general, also a pedophile?



here's the thing

who cares



no hes just kind of annoying


2b was hot, ngl



put your trip back on



Tbh, i was thinking of changing flags, i dont like hussieface anymore.



it really suits your posts



put your trip back on


It will be pretty easy to have sex with Roomi, maybe I can use that into having sex with Smoker Girl too.

girls get competitive and jealous with each other



actual question here. Do you plan on doing this for every one of my posts? because youre going to get tired of it, and you'll stop in like 10 posts maximum.



put your trip back on


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goo night hsg


I cant wait to see her naked


i think i'm putting the harvest on hiatus until further notice, hsg




i really like that one girl

she makes me feel pretty and that's more of a commodity than mouthpics


it's texas girl all over again...



she will henceforth be known as wisconsin girl


pretty glad it's not texas girl 2 or 3

or alabama girl (a prostitute)


alabama girl (wesley)



stay pretty

become one with the mouth


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i think i'm going to give it my epic all

a four hour round trip isn't that bad..........


extra epic consumerism



hel, idiot :)



hel 2 u


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casual virtue-signaling-style "support" of antifa among normies is more disgusting than anything antifa has actually done


>Work called this morning asking if I could work again tonight for a few hours

>Already did this yesterday and have helped out every time previous they've asked

>Lie and say I have something to do

>Parents invite me to a barbecue at a cousin's house who's not there often so it turned out to not even be a lie



do u like fascism :)



do u love censorship? X^ d and/or lenin? X^xX^XXxxxxxDDd


he like a fascism :)


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i know this is bait but if believing in absolute freedom of speech with very few exceptions makes me a fascist i'm a fucking brownshirt i guess


he nazi :)


heil eris



what are the exceptions


goo night hsg



things like yelling fire in a theater or telling somebody you're going to kill them



enter my womb


can't sleep

maybe some vaporwave would help


Good morning!!


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I don't understand


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6.238.563 dollarydoos



>still caring


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season two when


i watched 5 seconds of the new jontron so it'd count as a view but an incomplete one so it'd count against his partner status



It wasn't that bad

but it would be way better if it wasn't so fucking over-produced


yo rev, is that a picture of waifuanon's butt on your twitter



did u intentionally do that so itd count against partner




that seems awfully petty



next level pettiness


xlr have u ever had the poutine from pommes frites is it good do u know



i haven't had it, but i'd guess poutine is hard to mess up


beef tartare is good


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the ability to just reach out randomly and be able to grab a girls tiddy without consequence is one of life's great pleasures.


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this entire board is a pro choice ad except for me and bsb and ben



im gonna immediately bet this is another camwhore selfposting


I wish Smoker Girl and I were a couple who did couples things like kiss and go to dinner


i'm not gonna watch that gay anime but welcome to youkoso japari park is becoming my epic jam



this is why i prefer elite dangerous


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thread theme


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except those kinds of people have existed for (more or less) the entire time

/pol/ shitters are a (relatively) new kind of shitposter



why is this treating casuals as if they're not an integral part of /v/

they can't ruin the board


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kojima got a figure of himself to date the figure of mads he has


>he's doing an attack run through a canyon to make a pinpoint accurate missile launch to blow up an enemy base

>no guidance systems, he has to do it manually

this sure is an original idea


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tumblr recommended me an artist that's not garbage


god all these loading screens with particle effects in Obduction are making me queasy


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we will fing u


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sjws on suicide watch



do you think that kid enjoyed recording those lines


oh fuck two pizzas in TWO DAYS!!??!? it must be my birthday


post anime if you eat cum



i was going to post that but forgot to


I dunno maybe? Probably about as much as he enjoys recording any lines.


they're also 100% right by the way jim



Yes Gumball seems to be a fun character to voice


all I know about Gumball is that a lot of furries like the mom



thats pretty much all i know about it too




he's 15 so he's most likely aware of sjws and likes to shit on them


ok seriously is it immoral to order a pizza during a hurricane

i did not store enough food



its kind of shitty yeah



what if i give them an epic tip for risking their lives to deliver food to my home because i was too stupid and lazy to prepare for okay yeah no this is shitty



not if you pick it up

also the pizza place very well might say no, they have the right to refuse delivery if they feel conditions are dangerous to employees

its kinda a jerk move if its rainy and swampy

but if we're talking full on EVERYTHING'S FUCKED level bad, then yes definitely



order a pizza and pretend to forget about the tip



why the fuck would they even be open in a hurricane?



I dunno where anon's posting from

it could be varying levels of bad where they are ranging from inconvenience to actual fucking hurricane



it's not world-ending bad where i am

just very windy and stormy and also a lil bit of flooding in the south of the city



is this horsie???

hes the only texas boi that i know posts here



do i LOOK like a fucking horse


im in public post anime tiddies


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ben and wesley respectively, not even logged in as mod but im calling this


i mean thats as safe as bets get, i guess


tomoko being awkward is cute, but not in porn



i mean i posted something gay with felix and wesley is the only one who cares about tomoko

it's not really that out there on bets


i somehow clicked on that post without seeing it, meaning to click on the previous one, though the one i responded to was saying what i was saying anyway




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ok how about this



i dont understand


I've been in a strange rut where I've only been into pd3d lately

normally i'm a 50/50 split between 2d and 3d


*jerks it to one-dimensional girls*



looks like auto-erotic asphyxiation and the toaster is i dunno


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what stupid bull shit is this


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I do not masturbate to 3D. He who masturbates to 3D has forgotten the face of his father.

I masturbate to 2D.

I do not jerk off with my hand. He who jerks off with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

I jerk off with my mind.

I do not cum with my dick. He who cums with his dick has forgotten the face of his father.

I cum with my heart.



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All hail the Crimson Pig Disgusting! Hail Discordia!


post obscure feels



That feel when you bite the edge of your fingernail but then you tear part of your cuticle off and it hurts



>tfw you got your metaphysical ass kicked by the dweller in the abyss and now you're significantly more likely to believe in esoterica


that feel when no thick-thighed thick-skulled dumbass gf



a bimbo?



>biting your nails



tfw no qt swedish exhibitionist trap bf with a big and pink dick




need gf who makes a bimbo look like that autistic girl in the news who built a car engine

need gf who i send sexts to and i get a misspelled list of her favorites colors as a response

do you understand



not even close honestly


do you mean painfully retarded gf


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>will never have a tomoko gf

life is suffering




someone understands what i'm saying

now i just need a gf who doesn't



you want to fuck a girl with the intelligence of a 2 year old?



get better taste in gfs



girl-next door retard gf or supermodel retard gf?


>ywn be a single dad struggling to raise his only daughter after the death of your wife

>ywn learn how to cook for her or see her grow up and start a family of her own

it's an abstract kind of hell



cavewoman gf?



both, combined

she needs the moronic density to sink a cruise liner



is this about the cute brown girl from the daddy game


>tfw no mousy jewish gf


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>tfw no mouse gf



holy fuck

this is an epiphany, a gleaming light in the darkness

i don't want retard gf, i want a cavewoman gf, and the retards and Big women were just the closest i could get to it this whole time

i wanna bunga gf



fucking stupid pants


tfw no little mouse pf (poster friend)



no i mean how does she look?



weirdass pants


looking for pf



seriously what was even the idea with those pants


bad feel:

>when you have boogs in your schnoz and they won't blow out so you gotta go spelunking for them but you only get little rubbery pieces and your nose still feels clogged






blame the artist for mgq not me



this got me wondering about what kind of stupidly niche erotica there is for mental illnesses

women with tourettes, or giantism, but instead of a typical giantess its the actual kind where they can't walk without a cane and their teeth look really small, you know like andre the giant

i wonder how common it is



no one's blaming you, those are just some fucking stupid ass pants



my trick is using something spicy to get the sinuses going

swish some tabasco sauce in your mouth or something


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i'd rather have shit taste


i remember once i saw a thread on r9k where they were mad some autismo girl did a casting counch video or som3ething



Swiss cheese


is the tomoko show even still going

she feels like a fotm meme character from like 2014



the anime was a single season as a lot of things are

the manga's still going


Anime is shit



t. weeb


i'm not a big animer, but lately i watched and liked little BITCH (lol) academia it was pretty good


The Virgin Deku and The Chad Mineta



mineta is such a garbage character

even in other mangas that have The Pervert Characer they usually do something outside of making random sex remarks

i don't know what hori was thinking



bitch 70% of the class is made of flat "borderline background" characters


I haven't really watched much animus lately

I wanted to start DBSuper, so really the only anime I've watched is post-Cell arc til the end of DBZ


im gonna play wizard101



do you know how far along the dub is for DBS?

i wanted to watch it but the nostalgia of the VAs is half the point for me



Super is scheiße


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>umaru gets a season 2 but tomoko doesn't


the virgin tomoko and the chad umaru


stuff I've recently downloaded but haven't gotten around to watching (or in many cases, rewatching)

>Mobile Suit Victory Gundam

>Casshern Sins

>Fist of the North Star

>Gundam SEED

>Gundam SEED Destiny


>Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn

>Mobile Suit Gundam 0083


>Black Lagoon

>Mobile Suit Gundam 8th MS Team


>Berserk Golden Age Trilogy


>Code Geass

>Cowboy Bebop

>G Gundam

>Gundam 0080 War In the Pocket

>Guyver the Bioboosted Armor

>Hellsing Ultimate

>Mobile Suit Gundam MS Igloo

>MObile Suit Gundam Wing

>Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ

>Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam

>Mobile Suit Gundam Wing Endless Waltz

>Shigurui Death Frenzy


>Trigun Badlands Rumble

>Mobile Suit Gundam F91

>Mobile Suit Gundam Char's Counterattack

>Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn

hows my watch list boys



yea and the rest of them don't try to have an ebin dumb gimmick

niglips and sadrock are ok designs for background characters



Victory Gundam, Gundam Zeta, and Gundam Wing are shit

War in the Pocket and 8th MS Team are godly watch those



I've tried to watch sign multiple times but i always stop because it gets too melodramatic for me.

Baccano is excellent though, one of the best anime I've seen. Make sure to watch the dub.


welcome to the hsg park


>flashback about main hero/villain's life

i sleep

>flashback about why Shoji covers his mouth




shoji who



shoji ikaro from avangeliant



tentacle man from bnha



oh is there a new chapter


dumb fucking anon



not about him

I'm just guessing that's what he meant


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wrong first webm


post implied feels


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>ywn have someone lust over your cock


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post link


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It's not really that good, it's just 2 pages per girl.



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i've made a huge mistake


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sometimes i get the feeling the people who make these have no idea about anything that happens in the game and only make porn because it's popular

...but that can't happen, right?


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>thicc futaba


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>Hey man get this awesome new app it totally revitalizes your amazon experience!

>I was gonna buy a switch but then this epic app saw that someone else on amazon was selling it for $40 cheaper!

i get they're trying to shill their app but isn't that just an in-built function of amazon.

you can list by price


i can't tell if japari park is engrish for "japanese park" or "safari park"



I think it's just supposed to be japari, though if it's like based off of a real word or something it's safari i guess.



JAPanese safARI



japanese + safari


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I'm so ashamed that I saved this





would you bag bag's bags


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Hey fellas, ever been in a situation where a girl refused to suck yo dick?

Me neither


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marisa hair looks really nice and fluffy in this i want to pet it





you called


IDE/Theory: ben is a mega skiploom


*sees the ben signal over gotham city*


The Benmobile lost a wheel, because he parked it on the curb



kiryu is very relatable

when i see a cute girl doing lewd things for me, i also start saying UMU over and over again





bsb would you let a guy suck your dick if they looked feminine and wore a dress


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a mouse gf would be cool


Play That Funky Music White Boy



it was the first encounter i had in this porn game but the bad end didn't proc, i don't know if I fucked up something or what



which game?




it's not all that stellar quality wise, but it's decent enough i think. it's got like 114 ends or something of that sort currently, it's like 4+ years old or around that


>As of the most current version (0.5.4) the game features a total of 113 Endings so see if you can find them all!

i was one off


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downloading right now


>tfw cant post on my alt trip because ben would immediately expose me via IP



i generally don't bother to look up an ip unless they're doing something really stupid

i think grant's just normally logged in though



weird, ive heard the opposite from grant



what are you, gay?



he didn't like tell me in secret or anything but i vaguely remember him saying something of the sort a while ago



either way, i dont feel like posting under another trip or even anonymously is actually anonymous anymore because of one of you two straight up exposing me.



well you are kind of an awful person


on the topic of exposing you you were some bread(?) tripfag or something some months ago

i don't really remember what name you were using it wasn't really anything relevant




ive had like 3 trips that i've used on and off since i first came here i dont even remember.


and? sometimes a dude wants to post inane dumb shit without fear of people knowing its him.



you could just use a proxy, that happens a lot for "unsavory" posts


just use a VPN like egghead and vfan


does khan really think that hes not so stupid he wouldnt be immediately recognizable


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check it out i'm obsessed with this girl now


also I can't believe egghead fingered herself to me. That's just wild to think about



i posted under one trip for a month straight and no one did. Khan is a character, i have many many more.


khan thinks he's roasted


im not actually an idiot


"i was just playing a character" is prob my favourite excuse


I mean, egghead is a real girl not a tranny

and her pussy got wet thinking of me


you know, we're all playing characters, always. you've been sufficiently fluoridated if you believe otherwise



i really was pretending, unlike Sako. it started out as a fun game, but when i realized how easy it was, i continued.



what if I don't drink tap water



is your character the buffoon



>playing a character online

sounds tiring



you brush your teeth nigga?


cause youre an idiot



no they've all rotted off



>believing the tooth jew


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the enamel jew...


>tapwater being the only source

jesus christ you ARE an idiot






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I shitposted so good that I made a girl cum



I really wish you didnt hit the nail on the head


my mouse is glitching out


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bsb deserves a gf


ben post all your egghead pics


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i don't even think i have another one


i have egg's facebook.

also did you download those pics of egg in a bikini awhile back bsb?


wisconsin girl is way cuter than egg js



duh of course



but has she jerked it to you


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she wants me to eat her ass, and that's fine enough



where is wisconsin?





*in not is




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like, southeast wisconsin


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Lookin like Griffith but uglier



dude, literally just ask her if you can come over and eat her ass right now. Youre within driving distance.



what was it


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i like to imagine my shitposting folder is being guarded by seven dambros (each with their own unique quirk), three unholy epic spawns of spongelord, ted cruz in his final form, three vfan succubuses, poopydot, and whatever that fallout 4 character is



ass and pussy


>130 damage on turn 6 with the vampire deck

pretty epic

but epic enough?



the dambros should be the seven sins


seven deadly dambros


there's a spider crawling on my bed


moody thought he stopped the dambro, but he was merely fractured into seven slivers by moody's final attack

when the seven bros unite, dam-nation will reign



i'm going to at some point i just don't want to rush things because i think i'm going to gf her

also she lives with her parents so i'll have to like get a motel room or some shit. but i will


oh shit it's coming right for me



>when the seven bros unite, dam-nation will reign




sponge..... how old is this girl..................



she's 19 it's all good


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y'all mind if i



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For Sako


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Wait here's a better one

He didn't move what a good boy


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is that a motherfucking 17776 reference?



none of your business idiot


reported for rude behaviour


It's Phantos idiots



can i eat your ass


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smoker girl lives at home with her parents

and she wont let me take her to my place to fuck her



why not get a hotel room, i thought you were rich?????


man i love playing puzzle games like Riven and not understanding what the fuck is going on


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man that archive.org thing took forever to download


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yea so uhhh


I've got lots of money and a big dick, why doesn't smoker girl want to hop up on it? Why are you so cruel, life?


Wall Street of Lolita


just found out my cousin is in houston and didnt evacuate...



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ugh I don't like games where you can only get the lewd scenes by losing





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thread theme


dont hit on me silly boys haha


i hope horsie and capsep are okay.



narratively or mechanically

because there's a "lose" button under "special" if it's the mechanics that annoy you


holy shit a drowning horse


There are so many girls I want to have sex with

I want to ram my cock up their pussies, you know what I mean?




Personally, I prefer sex as a reward vs it being a punishment

but I'm not playing this to get off so whatever


i wish i had a pussy so i could have a cock rammed up there


i don't get porn games


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it's great to have a friend to bang



so you're playing it for the intense plot?


*plays an amateur vn game with one hand on mouse and the other around my dick, jerking off to the anticipation of a lewd scene rather than looking up pictures or videos of porn*



this fetish is mostly subs and it doesn't really make all that much sense for you to be subdued and transformed after winning a fight

but i guess you could just not have a narrative gap for that and give an option for the end if you win the fight

with how many endings this game has i wonder how hard it'd be to put a gallery into the main menu whenever you unlock one or some similar situation, once I beat the game I'm gonna restart and just make save files for all the endings


what about them



It's just like playing a regular game but then oh hey lewd elf getting raped by a group of soldiers

Only real gamers understand the appeal



this but unironically



videos are generally bad and i jack off to pictures a fair amount



Oh I totally understand why it is the way it is. It's just not for me


Actually yes


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it does have a passable plot, actually

which is more than a lot of porn games can say


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It would be nice to have a girl you work with who calls you up to put your boner inside her so she can get the happy shivers, and you stillare normal friends at work and stuff


should i play danganronpa





le sign



bsb are you high


Joey for Smash!


Also next to the instant lose button there's an instant win button

Lightning sweep is unbelievably overpowered holy shit


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*mains eri and spams ahab's crosshairs*



it's pretty good yea

the combat's not particularly hard, and that's even without using neds to restore hp/mp



Sakurai Is A Hack



no items

mituna only

frog platform


Who here would main roxykitten






hopefully no one

roxykitten was shit



Only to spam the "Titty!" taunt


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>Khan is a character



only people who left like chaz, umbridge and damaraposter

thank god



i forgot damaraposter even left


sweet bro and hella jeff would be combo players like the ice climbers, duh

>not maining caliborn


what % of the comic had caliborn as the only redeeming factor



Ice Climbers aren't in 64...



I'm gonna say at least 20%



Act 6 is over 50% so probably like 30% or so.



Too much of it




are you on /r/watchitfortheplot?



i can't deny it anymore

i want to go to youkoso japari park



you know that youkoso isn't part of its name right?

it just means welcome to



wtf so they say "welcome to welcome to japari park" in the song?

is it a show about speech impediments?




what is this bullshit???


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they're being multicultural

also look at this talented swimming friend


what the fug is this loli animal girl thing


i've been gone all day

what i miss lads?


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it started as a mobage and the mobage got canned because it did badly

then they made it into a bad cgi anime and it blew the fuck up and now it has two mangas, another season, two mobages, and merchandise on a shit ton of things, including buckets



how long has this gone on?


reminder that kemono friends saved anime



not everyone here is a redittor you piece of shit


so why is that garbo anime supposed to be good again



im just saying because these webms were make for that subreddit........



the anime was only last season or so


>Aired: Jan 11, 2017 to Mar 29, 2017

2 seasons ago




how to come up with good nicknames



make a thread saying dubs gets to name thing


>you'll never be someone's booty call



It wasn't fun and I hope Trump deports her parents


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you sure talked like it was fun at the time



why do you say that

who hurt you


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thread singalong


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What do you lads think?


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put that dress back down



it seems nice at first, but sometimes it feels terrible to be used. Especially if you want to go farther with her but she wont ever return your texts or calls, she just calls you out of the blue and tells you to come over, and she wont even kiss you.

Its a terrible feeling how she makes the most intimate of all contact so cold and distant. You can barely even talk to her because she's so disinterested in you as a person. It gets to the point where all you want to do is hold her close. Its pain to be around her its the only chance you have to make her love you.






the quality animation



sounds like the best i can hope for tbh



I'm pretty sure cletus is referring to the big titty indian girl he fooled around with

xlr is just being his usual slutty self



wwoww wwhat a beta




It's moe uwu


if you catch feelings for a booty call, that's on you

you're not supposed to catch feelings for a booty call

that's the point of it being a booty call

learn to love yourselves, you deserve better than doing something that hurts you just because you think that's all you can get




you dont choose who you fall in love with uwu



>you deserve better than doing something that hurts you

i don't, trust.



yeah, this, like 100%

the one time i even came close to that sort of thing i realized i had way too much self respect (and intimacy problems lol) for it leol


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related sounds that many of you will never hear.


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>catching feelings for 3d



that's the fluoridation speaking


im such a weeb xD



you do




it has a theme song that burrows itself into your skull like some kind of horrible mental parasite that you just want to grab by its scrabbling claws and yank from the center of your brain but you can't and it just keeps digging deeper and deeper until you're learning japanese so you can sing along to every lyric properly and meaningfully

its epic



no, but you do choose who you stay with



A one night stand is different from a booty call which may happen on the reg or semi regularly


If you actually believed that XLR you wouldn't be complaining like a little bitch




the new twin peaks had me crying like a little bitch


*farts indecisively*



soooo epic xD


yeah okay then


el new threado



the japari park op but with the lion king song



i specifically remember you being obsessed with wanting to go to Missouri to be with a specific 3D girl for a weekend and you were ready to do almost anything to make it happen.....


Me wan fug

And no pay for it

Caveman sad face 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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