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File: 31a2e193ae01255⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1728x1060, 432:265, debense system.png)

 No.1009109

Anti Shitposting Defenses Activated

Old

>>1008388

 No.1009115

File: 63b8a12392a4216⋯.jpg (49.75 KB, 592x345, 592:345, IMG_3387.JPG)


 No.1009117

File: 83e5690274aa521⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 37.82 KB, 1027x513, 1027:513, italian spiderman.jpg)


 No.1009118

>>1009115

what did she say


 No.1009119

File: 959dc4bcbd1f3ff⋯.gif (109.38 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 1423963471613.gif)

>FLOOD DETECTED, POST DISCARDED


 No.1009120

>>1009118

Traps are gay


 No.1009121

>>1009118

"animes isnt real"


 No.1009123

File: d5b9e73b4d001fa⋯.png (993.22 KB, 800x1280, 5:8, Screenshot_2017-08-27-20-4….png)

for not knowing how tournaments work at all and having a relatively shitty team i don't think this is that awful

it's still kind of awful though


 No.1009124

childish gambino is a good artist.


 No.1009125


 No.1009126

>>1009124

😂😂😂👌👍😜😤🍑🍆🔥🔥


 No.1009127

File: 7f000bad139641d⋯.png (1.82 MB, 2055x1125, 137:75, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009128

File: 5b83f27e4e41823⋯.png (741.39 KB, 1023x691, 1023:691, 6e338cf90b453ce55aa81eb972….png)


 No.1009129

File: 66c491795316d5f⋯.png (399.62 KB, 800x914, 400:457, 1503865245223.png)


 No.1009130

>>1009125

not clicking


 No.1009131

File: 49c84b7ab27a54e⋯.jpg (64.39 KB, 700x800, 7:8, bcd58dcf213546b6f28c3bbd09….jpg)

File: a9ac4b0b60b5cca⋯.png (723.67 KB, 668x687, 668:687, d255bc2ed93d11aa999edda056….png)

File: b78b7d68e078d53⋯.jpg (379.04 KB, 747x698, 747:698, dbeace48d69cfe27d43b3def3a….jpg)

File: 806e2b7b618b72a⋯.jpg (120.89 KB, 1170x658, 585:329, IMG_0030.jpg)

File: b6a4b4a31857642⋯.jpg (66.61 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ms640.jpg)


 No.1009132

>>1009129

what is she doing


 No.1009133

>>1009132

>she

do you see any ti🅱🅱ies there anon


 No.1009135

File: f900619ef53039d⋯.webm (391.67 KB, 220x390, 22:39, 1499477902633.webm)


 No.1009136

>>1009133

my bad

what is >she doing


 No.1009137

>>1009124

Good shit 👍👍👍👍

>>1009128

I thought was shinku from rozen maiden at first


 No.1009138

>>1009136

judging off of their posture and embarassed look they're currently exposing themself to someone

who knows why though


 No.1009139

flat girls dont exist


 No.1009140

>>1009139

not like that no

besides the artist usually draws traps


 No.1009141

anime girls will never love you


 No.1009142

even as fetuses, all females have huge heaving hooters


 No.1009143

>>1009125

Really unepic


 No.1009144

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1009145

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1009146

>tfw no zygote titfuck


 No.1009147

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1009148

should I watch QI or Game of Incest?


 No.1009149

>>1009148

watch friends


 No.1009150

>>1009149

QI it is


 No.1009151

>Porn is banned in korea which is why every other aspect of korean culture is so sexualized

really makes you think.................


 No.1009152

>>1009151

no it doesn't

same thing happens whenever anything is banned


 No.1009153

File: 87ad02ad0ba2148⋯.png (167.6 KB, 480x270, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

truly he was the limit break x survivor...


 No.1009154

File: 469bdb0a2788a7d⋯.png (546.77 KB, 1067x429, 97:39, image.png)

I actually think Horsie is dead.

this looks really bad.


 No.1009155

>tfw late-night gardening


 No.1009156

File: 98caef138a7ea25⋯.png (271.94 KB, 483x611, 483:611, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009157

>>1009154

>complaining about getting a free river

millennials....


 No.1009158

holy shit a ghost horse


 No.1009159

>>1009153

he's immortal though


 No.1009160

>>1009159

he's immortal as in he can live forever not as in he is unkillable


 No.1009161

>>1009160

yeah

so all he has to do is not fight


 No.1009162

File: 8e593eb8e438d12⋯.png (91.4 KB, 357x549, 119:183, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a693cea68d46611⋯.png (178.15 KB, 357x549, 119:183, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 541297fb06d83e6⋯.png (103.32 KB, 357x549, 119:183, ClipboardImage.png)

File: da18462d19c81ac⋯.png (163.68 KB, 357x549, 119:183, ClipboardImage.png)

is this the only good manga


 No.1009163

>>1009161

this is pretty hard to refute....


 No.1009164

what should i do while im in DC


 No.1009165

File: 400ccfa6ebb6a2a⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1187x1500, 1187:1500, ClipboardImage.png)

tag yourself im the 635


 No.1009166

>21O slowly being more chatty and less uptight with 9S


 No.1009167

>go to put my laundry in the dryer

>realize i never put soap in

fugg


 No.1009168

is it just me or have wonk's posts gotten better recently


 No.1009169

>That box puzzle was just get to the other side

oh

well, that's a much much easier puzzle


 No.1009170

File: 4a75e6ae6df9c14⋯.png (584.76 KB, 540x803, 540:803, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009171

i said

what should i do while im in washington dc


 No.1009172


 No.1009173

>>1009168

he barely posted at all last thread so I'd say that's a definite improvement


 No.1009174

>>1009172

not clicking


 No.1009175

>>1009174

let me google it for you

"what should i do in washington dc"

museums are always good


 No.1009176

File: 81b24c0e914c7d2⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, billboard.jpg)

>>1009171

take a selfie with this billboard


 No.1009177

im gonna go to the national air and space museum


 No.1009178

File: 15007f60a1284f3⋯.jpg (37.34 KB, 480x480, 1:1, safe-and-legal.jpg)


 No.1009179

File: e62ecc677a4c748⋯.png (944.69 KB, 960x744, 40:31, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009180

>>1009179

i read an article about clinton the other day and they mentioned something about her logo that i never thought of and don't ever remember hearing about

it's a red arrow pointing right

what dumbass approved that


 No.1009181

>>1009179

i'd bang the one on the right


 No.1009182

*hams 4 her*


 No.1009183

was clinton throwing the election or was this shit really the best they could do


 No.1009184

so im going to assume a new episode of game of thrones aired


 No.1009185

>>1009184

the finale, i thought


 No.1009186

>>1009185

thank god


 No.1009187

>>1009186

it isnt


 No.1009188

oh fuck there really WAS a new episode of rick and morty


 No.1009189

File: eeadf8799f4d226⋯.jpg (68.86 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, dr connor's class.jpg)


 No.1009190

File: a7a9352fffbec80⋯.webm (1.74 MB, 224x400, 14:25, not a vinegaroon.webm)


 No.1009191

i dont think rickmort is ever gonna top that memory implanting parasite episode


 No.1009192

File: e91e840cabf57b0⋯.png (869.35 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Gog0EU60I-xtS4kDEHV0gtJXEw….png)


 No.1009193

>>1009190

not FUCKING clicking


 No.1009194

this season would be 10x better without the whole family drama shit


 No.1009195

>>1009194

why did Summer's sweet tattoo disappear


 No.1009196

>Giant 20-story factory mech attacks city

>Partially self-destructs

>Fix his brain

>He now wants to be friends with me and to tell him stories about humans


 No.1009197

File: 859b173f1060439⋯.png (168.63 KB, 1280x512, 5:2, ClipboardImage.png)

how did i miss this


 No.1009198

redpill me on himegoto


 No.1009199

File: 62e4b1af6a7ae46⋯.png (775.43 KB, 964x356, 241:89, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1009198

>himegoto


 No.1009200

>>1009197

still not as hilarious as the guy who bet on hillary to win


 No.1009201

File: eb6f8672ad9b673⋯.jpg (160.5 KB, 845x618, 845:618, eb6f8672ad9b6739e5625bffaa….jpg)

>>1009197

>$100k

fucking just


 No.1009202

>>>/sonyeon/

>it's not at all about kpop idols

well, fuck


 No.1009203

File: 0b2fc0e5bb1b601⋯.mp4 (305.27 KB, 398x360, 199:180, jeep.mp4)

beep beep im a jeep


 No.1009204

what board should i create


 No.1009205

>>1009203

the music really does make it 100x better


 No.1009206

>>1009204

>>>/wonk/

or maybe >>>/owo/


 No.1009207


 No.1009208

*hyperburps*


 No.1009209

>>1009204

/poopybutt/


 No.1009210

hey


 No.1009211

>>1009204

recreate /moody/


 No.1009212

here's looking forward to a very hilldawgian 2020


 No.1009213

File: f2c4cda2d963570⋯.jpg (91.74 KB, 1024x569, 1024:569, tumblr_ov1dk6V02Y1vi98cgo2….jpg)

*walks into job interview wearing this*


 No.1009214

>>1009213

you're hired


 No.1009215

File: ef51c0d715d1553⋯.jpg (90.73 KB, 785x900, 157:180, Kat is fat!!! FAT!!!.jpg)


 No.1009216

ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


 No.1009217

>>1009215

now these

*kisses fingers*

are thick thighs


 No.1009218

these farts are starting to hurt my asshole


 No.1009219

god let it stop


 No.1009220

ah, my old friend chesty-squeezies-i-cant-breathezies, i see the fast food has made you return


 No.1009221

now THESE are dark circles


 No.1009222

so the sun never sets and no one knows what night is

i can understand robots being fine with that, but I think that would probably fuck with nature at least a bit


 No.1009223

File: 3cafe2267107072⋯.png (727.13 KB, 1226x1155, 1226:1155, tumblr_ovdho2sWuX1ru66eqo1….png)


 No.1009224

Fact #1:

laser sights don’t help your aim; they’re highly inaccurate at any range longer than a couple dozen yards and only good for rapid target acquisition

Fact #2:

absolutely every precision shooter knows this

Fact #3:

almost nobody else knows this because movies have erroneously taught people that snipers paint a red dot on the target’s chest before they shoot them

Fact #4:

any nazi who notices a red dot on their chest while giving a speech is going to immediately stop talking and get off the stage, probably while shitting themself

Fact #5:

laser pointers are cheap, legal, and easy to conceal, and unless there’s smoke or dust or something in the air, theres no way to know where it’s coming from


 No.1009225

>>1009224

>unless there’s smoke or dust or something in the air, theres no way to know where it’s coming from

my man

people can see the origin point

its a big red glowy


 No.1009226

>>1009224

how is that blog post NOT some sort of honeypot


 No.1009227

File: 5725177751eaa8f⋯.png (1.06 MB, 960x566, 480:283, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009228

File: ca42929c1ad81e8⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1280x960, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009229

File: c56482077b6488d⋯.png (200.02 KB, 394x394, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

could it be le epic homestruck skeleton


 No.1009230

*farts stealthy in the workplace*


 No.1009231

goo night hsg


 No.1009232

surprisingly not bad looking


 No.1009233

File: 7f732d6136b27b2⋯.gif (1.06 MB, 540x221, 540:221, sss.gif)


 No.1009234

File: 8919123d08394c5⋯.jpg (936.77 KB, 1600x1104, 100:69, cirno (touhou) drawn by ke….jpg)

Did you know that bloomers are crotchless?

Really makes you appreciate pumpkin panties more


 No.1009235

>>1009234

>crotchless bloomers

is Cirno a slut grandma


 No.1009236

>>1009235

All bloomers are crotchless if they're historically accurate


 No.1009237

your great-great-great-great-great-great grandma a hoe


 No.1009238

File: 1a9829180d98e9b⋯.png (22.68 KB, 238x70, 17:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>when it takes you almost a year to finish the game you released


 No.1009239

File: f1900d11d890540⋯.png (24.81 KB, 476x94, 238:47, 1503849349634.png)


 No.1009240

File: 53434ca040e4e04⋯.png (734.63 KB, 768x768, 1:1, tanoshii intensifies.png)

Every friend has something they're good at

What are your special talents?


 No.1009241

File: 212d98e078290a1⋯.png (124.4 KB, 1082x774, 541:387, ClipboardImage.png)

who hurt jit


 No.1009242

>>1009240

wanting gf


 No.1009243

>>1009240

not having a talent


 No.1009244

>>1009241

hussie


 No.1009245

i stayed up until 3 playing mass effect andromeda because my cat went to the bathroom on my bed and i had to clean my linens

pros so far:

there's a race of androgynous aliens with tentacle heads and kissy lips and australian accents (i think it's australian, idk)

boosting and jumping is fun for, like, 10 minutes

planet environments look neat

cons:

characters lie on a scale from forgettable to cliche, with unlikable in the middle

shooting feels really sloppy

why even let me level my companions if i can't control when they use their powers and stuff

menus are a mess

janky as hell -- i got locked out of multiplayer for some reason after putting my console to sleep until i closed and reopened the game. the game always shows ryder without their helmet on when you go planetside, then fades to black, then shows them with their helmet on

tali's not in the game (at least not yet, i guess? liara makes a voice cameo for some reason)

drack makes me feel weird in my pants because he's a grandpa

everyone who's not in ryder's party is incompetent as hell

current score: 4/10 (5/10 if i can find sfm porn of jaal)


 No.1009246

>>1009241

>insecure popular dude

the two that come to mind are hussie and toby but they don't seem the types to do something like that

probably just some tumblr music person that's popular in his circle but we don't know


 No.1009247

File: a2afc4338878641⋯.png (618.29 KB, 894x754, 447:377, etarnity larva (touhou) dr….png)

Hussie should have just made a Jailbreak adventure game


 No.1009248

is this dumb 'site gonna let me post


 No.1009249

Hussie should have kickstarted Bard Quest


 No.1009250

>>1009245

i actually beat me:a and i ended up rating it at 4/10 as well

it's not as horrible as /v/ wants it to be for their memes, but it is not good. it's only glaring fault is that it is super horrifically ugly in terms of animations, and everything else just feels half-assed except i kinda liked how the flow of the combat felt.

jaal is as good as it gets character-wise in the game. he's the only one they bothered to give a satisfying arc to. the rest are going to pretty much remain static as their boring one-note selves. i'm sorry.


 No.1009251

i wonder if hussie still sees homestuck as a viable franchise


 No.1009252

i'm so fucking tired

i made it home but i don't want to get out of my car


 No.1009253

>>1009251

he still sees the piles of money he gets from welovefine im pretty sure


 No.1009254

>>1009252

I don't have that problem as I live in my car


 No.1009255

>>1009254

i hope your radio/soundsystem is nice


 No.1009256

>>1009253

realistically how many people are still ordering homestuck merch

i can understand a large number of people still having a casual enjoyment of the comic, but how many people can still be enamored enough to buy like a karkat backpack or whatever


 No.1009257

>>1009256

well maybe not a karkat backpack, but i bet scalemates are still pretty popular


 No.1009258

>site is slow so video plays faster than it loads, needs to buffer

>pause it

>video only buffers a few seconds ahead and then stops

i fucking hate you for popularizing this shit youtube

now i have to watch this shit in 10 second chunks


 No.1009259

>>1009258

Awww, are you gonna cry? :'(


 No.1009260

>>1009259

i never cry, excluding when i do


 No.1009261

block'd


 No.1009262

File: 84cbcbf36040f74⋯.jpg (47.46 KB, 600x315, 40:21, IMG_2615.JPG)

>tfw you need to keep telling yourself that you've only known this girl for a week and you don't love her


 No.1009263

why am i like this

just kidding i know exactly why


 No.1009264

i love her thats why i post her pics on hsg


 No.1009265

and now the bride and the groom shall exchange their mouthpics


 No.1009266

>>1009264

yeah i should probably stop doing that


 No.1009267

i would sacrifice you all to bring spongefan back


 No.1009268

>>1009267

He drowned like a bitch


 No.1009269

>>1009268

he didnt deserve it

he had so much to live for


 No.1009270

>>1009234

still don't get what that bump is supposed to be


 No.1009271

fan theory: spongefan died but he was later reincarnated as spongelord


 No.1009272

File: 9b9164531d5aecc⋯.jpg (87.53 KB, 507x387, 169:129, cock.jpg)


 No.1009273

File: 9f6a5a7990c63ec⋯.png (348.17 KB, 750x950, 15:19, marcille (dungeon meshi) d….png)

>>1009272

Don't bully elves


 No.1009274

>>1009273

marcille is literally made for being bullied


 No.1009275

look at those fat slutty ears


 No.1009276

File: 87a893ccd307694⋯.webm (653.45 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __laios_marushiru_senshi_….webm)

Love and appreciate your slutty elf party members


 No.1009277

things elves are for

1. Rape

2. Bullying


 No.1009278

bigb titty lesbians


 No.1009279

I wish cool shit like mosasaurs and opabinia were still alive


 No.1009280

the semester starts today lads

i dont wanna go


 No.1009281

i have nothing to do from 11:15 until 2:30

should i drive all the way home

uggghhhhh


 No.1009282

>>1009280

What are you studying?


 No.1009283

>>1009282

applied wonkenomics


 No.1009284

>>1009282

psychology


 No.1009285

>>1009282

General Studies :}


 No.1009286

File: 5ea3519179a264f⋯.jpg (260.43 KB, 650x896, 325:448, __original_drawn_by_kai_oo….jpg)

witches are cute

where's my witch dating sim?


 No.1009287

my irl friend got an associates degree in general studies so he could "go back to college when he decided what he really wanted to do"

that was 4 years ago. he's still a sandwich artist.


 No.1009288

>>1009287

okay but how good are his 'wiches


 No.1009289

>>1009287

"i'll go back to school after working for a little bit" is almost always a trap

it's rough

that's why i'm gonna do grad school right away and just be done


 No.1009290

I'm making the japanese rice I bought at the super market

I'm probably going to fuck up, I can only kind of cook normal rice


 No.1009291

enjoy my ip


 No.1009292

File: 8d55f2dc710a52c⋯.jpg (563.44 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, original drawn by myuton -….jpg)

>>1009290

what brand

also get a rice cooker you fuck


 No.1009293

>>1009292

nishiki

and soon


 No.1009294

>>1009288

i think there is an upper limit to how good a subway sandwich can be

and that upper limit is "man i regret buying this"

>>1009289

he's kind of a fuck up

he went to a private college to be a journalist even though he couldn't write well, just because his sister went to do the same thing

he flunked out because he was just not going to his classes

then he tried to get a fucking engineering degree because his dad is an engineer, and who would have guessed that being unable to keep up with fucking journalism classes was a bad sign for pursuing engineering

and so yeah, he ended up with a general studies degree, now living with his parents with hundreds of thousands of dollars of student debt, convinced he's going to go back once he discovers his true calling

i love the guy but i don't know what to do for him. he makes a lot of bad choices and then gets very sensitive about them, so anything besides praise and reassurance makes him lash out. keeps himself going on a mix of depression medicine, cigarettes, and weed.


 No.1009295

Holy shit, I'm gonna pop an o-o-omegaboner!


 No.1009296

>>1009294

well

that's exceedingly relatable

but sometimes "your calling" comes along in places you may not expect

or you meet someone who can get your foot in a door

what i hope for him is that he learns to accept mistakes as learning experiences and to accept valid criticism

and for god's sake stop doing things because other people think they're a good idea, or they worked for them

or hell, maybe college just isn't right, maybe he could do trade school or something


 No.1009297

>>1009199

welp that pretty much explains it

thanks


 No.1009298

>>1009294

Man, just because something is "your calling" doesnt mean you should actually pursue it.

I love history more than anything else academic, but man that would be at least 10 years of schooling to be a professor, or worse, a highschool history teacher.

But im really good at math and logic, so i went with Engineering and shit the future is so much brighter with that.


 No.1009299

>short sleeve button-up

>with a tie

bold choice, doc

too bad i wont have homestuck tshirt professor this semester


 No.1009300

>>1009298

do you enjoy engineering and math


 No.1009301

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d5)

1-Xenosaga

2-OOT

3-The Slayers

4-Gunbuster

5-Fat nut and then bed


 No.1009302

>>1009300

not necessarily, its interesting enough to not make me hate myself. I somehow always end up studying the history of the shit I'm learning rather than the shit itself and how to use it.

I mean i own 2 books by Newton and 2 books by Galileo, even though the info in them is kinda shitty and incomplete compared to info in any textbook.


 No.1009303

>>1009296

yeah i dunno

i let him spend a week at my place recently and he used my car to go buy drugs, brought them into my home, and smoked them in my bathroom without asking me if any of that was okay.

and when i just lightly scolded him about not doing that kind of shit, he got extremely upset and emotional and took like 2 hours to just smoke cigarettes and calm down.

he's obviously got issues and he's my oldest friend, but i'm starting to think there's no hope for him. he just seems resistant to maturity and it's ruining his life.


 No.1009304

>>1009303

Have you ever just straight up told him this?


 No.1009305

>>1009304

i guess not really. i've scolded him about particular things but i've never just told him to grow up to his face.

i guess maybe i should, but it feels like he'll just freak out like he does for any perceived attack

i dunno, he's a bad combination of immature and unable to take criticism that makes talking about issues like this seem impossible.


 No.1009306

i will find out in 20 minutes if I cooked this rice properly


 No.1009307

>>1009306

well walk us through how you did it while you wait


 No.1009308

>>1009307

I put 1 and 1/2 cups of rice in a cast iron pot and rinsed until the water was mostly clear, and then i soaked it in filtered water for half an hour

then i cooked it on medium heat for 12 minutes and now im steaming for 30


 No.1009309

>>1009303

yikes

he's not hopeless but he clearly needs help dealing with whatever is preventing him from maturing

one of those things is probably the drugs

youre a good friend for trying but it's not surprising that he's resistant


 No.1009310

>>1009308

Uhh were those the instructions on the bag?

That sounds like it would fuck up the stickyness of the rice

especially if you got the musenmai type


 No.1009311

>>1009310

oh fug

whoops

a learning experience


 No.1009312

making mistakes is the first step in learning something new uwu


 No.1009313

>>1009311

I'm a stupid idiot though so don't take my word as law

Your way might be better for all I know


 No.1009314

>>1009313

no i definitely fucked up somewhere but it still tastes alright

I made rice balls


 No.1009315

>>1009314

oh sweet i love jelly donuts


 No.1009316

>>1009315

nothing beats a jelly filled donut


 No.1009317

File: 69cfff24eade11e⋯.jpg (683.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1503812261637.jpg)

dear lord look at them tetas


 No.1009318

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1009319

>>1009305

then if you actually care about him, man up and tell him he's ruining his life.


 No.1009320

>>1009319

that wont necessarily fix anything dude


 No.1009321

>>1009318

anti-clicking


 No.1009322

>>1009320

So? At least he's trying to help his friend rather than just watching him spiral downwards.


 No.1009323

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1009324

>>1009287

What the fuck, an associates degree apparently lies between secondary school and Bachelor.

Why does this even exist?


 No.1009325

>>1009324

you didnt know this exists?

because sometimes you don't need a full 4 year education for some jobs.


 No.1009326

>>1009325

I'm German.

If you got your Abitur (like A-level exam) you could study to get a diploma and after that a phd if you wanted.

Now the diploma is mostly replaced by Bachelor/Master.


 No.1009327

>>1009322

he has tried something it sounds like but he's not a professional, it may end up doing more harm than good


 No.1009328

>>1009327

>he has tried something

>i guess not really

reading comprehension


 No.1009329

File: df9da6278c58708⋯.png (51.44 KB, 794x648, 397:324, image.png)

>>1009326

how does this image make you feel


 No.1009330

my advice: lay a bear trap in front of your car door so the next time he tries to drive it he loses a foot


 No.1009331

File: 5c0b8a9d6e443da⋯.jpg (50.21 KB, 605x500, 121:100, 1467069599331.jpg)


 No.1009332

*slams that motherfuckin gf button*


 No.1009333

error: gf not recognized


 No.1009334

>beginning to hate friends who are happy and going to college to do something with their lives

i wish a terrorist attack would happen on their campus


 No.1009335

i!!! hate!!! happy people!!! how dare they be content with their life while im not!!!


 No.1009336

at least happy normers won't ever know the pleasure of visiting my friends at japari park


 No.1009337

>>1009240

procrastinating


 No.1009338

can you really call them friends if you want them to be in danger


 No.1009339

>>1009127

lol I love that game


 No.1009340

>>1009338

yeah you're right, i stopped liking them after they never asked me to hang out or even have a conversation with me

i still have them on social media to look at what they're doing though


 No.1009341

riajuu can go explode!


 No.1009342

smoker girl and I both have tomorrow off, I think I'll ask her if she wants to grab a bite to eat


 No.1009343

bsb's slow and agonizing descent into beta cuckness


 No.1009344

>>1009343

>descent


 No.1009345

File: f35f4166a5a21ce⋯.jpg (497.2 KB, 810x1173, 270:391, dizzy (original) drawn by ….jpg)

tempted to quit my job and just play rpg maker porn games until I starve to death


 No.1009346

how to be a vitriolic sbithead 101 with dr anon


 No.1009347

File: 7f3f9b9a3a04e8f⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20170828_210751.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d5)

what the hell dad


 No.1009348

I want to sleep with her


 No.1009349

sponge and bsb liveblog about their thirst over mediocre 3dpd general


 No.1009350

sponge and bsb are so pathetic

i want to live in japari paaku


 No.1009351

the idea of Sandstar creating people from a single hair is spooky

imagine if it gets inside a hair saloon


 No.1009352

File: 120746a02117012⋯.png (1 MB, 1124x1200, 281:300, ClipboardImage.png)

hehehe


 No.1009353

I like how steam lets you be racist. I wish blizzard would too.


 No.1009354

>>1009339

I do too, it's pretty good.

>>1009345

We can do it together.


 No.1009355

>>1009256

>>1009257

I bought the scalemate I was missing and 2 more pairs of the boxers, though the boxers were in part due to the retarded shipping cost if you don't get $75 worth of stuff.


 No.1009356

File: a39d4c72d5ef0dc⋯.png (194.86 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

Where's Rev I've got some spicy news for him.


 No.1009357

Why are goldwater ads getting through my abp wtf


 No.1009358

>>1009356

what set is this


 No.1009359

>>1009357

use ublock origin, you cuck


 No.1009360

File: 144265b13b23c2d⋯.jpg (246.21 KB, 844x1200, 211:300, 1503939966946.jpg)


 No.1009361

File: 81f8d9774eb1b10⋯.jpg (39.14 KB, 600x429, 200:143, 1503948091651.jpg)

File: 96216aefe6c8e2a⋯.jpg (42.86 KB, 600x429, 200:143, 1503948129203.jpg)

MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A FUNKO POP


 No.1009362

>>1009359

uBlock worked

How is origin different


 No.1009363

will i ever be as happy as that night again?

will pickle rickers being in the house be the pinnacle of my life


 No.1009364

>>1009358

Ixalan.

There's two things.

1) All planeswalkers are now legendary, planeswalker rule no longer exists, and because of this you can have 5 separate jaces out at once.

2) Jace (apparently) got mindfucked by Bolas so hard that he ended up on Ixalan and is now playing pirate.


 No.1009365

>>1009361

the eyes look especially bad on this one


 No.1009366

>>1009361

that's odd that they have another one with the weapon

though because it's not The Funko Pop mold it actually looks less awful as a figurine.


 No.1009367

>>1009362

I don't know, I just use Origin.

>>1009364

so I can theoretically have both of my Tamiyo planeswalkers out simultaneously?

And use some proliferation exploity shit to ult them both on the same turn?


 No.1009368

also holy fuck i didn't even look at the card

that's 3 mana infinite jaces


 No.1009369

>>1009360

Cute!!


 No.1009370

>>1009368

NOOOOOOOOO

YOU THINK?

THE FUCKING COMPET META IS ABOUT TO BECOME "HOW CAN I MAKE MORE TOKEN COPIES OF JACE, THEN PROLIFERATE A BILLION TIMES IN ONE TURN"


 No.1009371

>>1009368

yeah

this jace + doubling season = infinity jaces and infinity 2/2s


 No.1009372

File: bd68c26e3a043bd⋯.jpg (108.83 KB, 1024x731, 1024:731, 9016_RickandMorty_Rick_GLA….jpg)

File: 607f253768a8474⋯.jpg (121.33 KB, 1024x731, 1024:731, 9015_RickMorty_RickFlask_G….jpg)

File: 6411cb4bf379029⋯.jpg (53.67 KB, 800x571, 800:571, 12440_RickMorty_Weaponized….jpg)

File: f7620f14cc9b0e2⋯.jpg (60.26 KB, 800x571, 800:571, 12439_RickMorty_Weaponized….jpg)

>>1009366

Weaponized funko pops are a ""thing""


 No.1009373

>>1009370

rev......


 No.1009374

>>1009372

Stop it STOP IT


 No.1009375

File: 3de2071d52c8557⋯.png (401.58 KB, 659x609, 659:609, 1461067892088.png)

>Medabots Classics Featuring The First Five Games With Improvements Announced For 3DS


 No.1009376

File: 5398e3f5f936708⋯.png (531.61 KB, 877x673, 877:673, ClipboardImage.png)

>The ixalan leak guy wasn't just someone being cheeky and posting shit, it was someone who stole and tried to sell the print sheet

was this guy literally retarded


 No.1009377

>>1009376

>trying to sell a print sheet

IDIOT


 No.1009378

File: d28f24127dd6e97⋯.png (1.04 MB, 750x1056, 125:176, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009379

File: c46e41160673975⋯.gif (978.21 KB, 382x382, 1:1, tumblr_inline_ovevq19hQw1s….gif)

Nintendo think they slick...


 No.1009380

File: 830287a11e29112⋯.gif (1000.41 KB, 500x300, 5:3, metabee.gif)

>>1009375

YEEEEE


 No.1009381

the real big impact of legendary planeswalkers is modern is going to have to deal with both 3 mana lilianas simultaneously on the field


 No.1009382

>>1009379

he dabbin 😂


 No.1009383

>>1009381

Do you think this will increase the amount of people who use pw as commanders? It's still technically not legal but people have been doing that for years, moreso since C14, and I espect even moreso with the new rules change.


 No.1009384

>It's been a while since we've seen double-faced cards

it was last year my dudes

it's almost actually less than a year since we've seen double-faced cards

i like them and wouldn't be opposed to them becoming more of a common thing but that's not really that long of a gap


 No.1009385

File: f7abe4eee29e410⋯.png (181.55 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f2953ed28bb7492⋯.png (197.67 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

also the back's got some real nice art


 No.1009386

which porn manga magazine has the best covers


 No.1009387

>>1009383

i mean, i'm sure there will be a significant amount of casual players who think "legendary" being in the type line means planeswalkers are legal commanders and will never be corrected because they're just playing with friends


 No.1009388

magnum has the worst imo


 No.1009389

>>1009387

Yea. I've never been to an "official" commander event but I expect them to be extremely degenerate and the worst of what the format has to offer, probably even moreso than other compettive formats because those are less crazy than commander.


 No.1009390

>got food for my friend

>didn't get any for myself

why do i do this


 No.1009391

File: e1f0687a8614e41⋯.png (202.81 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

how did they miss this, they're usually pretty good about that


 No.1009392

>Atraxa is the most popular commander

>New pw rule means superfriends is even more rampant

glad no one i play with actually uses her


 No.1009393

>>1009391

what do you mean?


 No.1009394

>>1009393

>etb exile target creature until she leaves

>exile herself

she exiles herself and the game ends in a draw because of actual infinte loop


 No.1009395

>>1009372

lads

How do we put an end to pops


 No.1009396

>>1009394

which would be judged correctly as bullshit

errata will hit for her fast


 No.1009397

File: 0d2b217d2f1a48a⋯.png (65.66 KB, 641x440, 641:440, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1009396

Yea, that's the only reason I heard abou tit.


 No.1009398

>>1009397

of course, if you have a Panharmonicon, you'll still be exiling two other creatures...


 No.1009399

>>1009391

first missing felidar guardian going infinite and now this

i feel like someone needs to just double check blink effects before they go to print


 No.1009400

>>1009372

>inconsistent outlining of the drool and colour in general

this is the real crime here


 No.1009401

although this is next level, they at least needed to compare felidar with the other cards in the format to catch that.

for hostage taker they just needed to read the fucking card


 No.1009402

>>1009399

felidar guardian is fine it's just completely broken with poo in loo

they didn't even ban lmao2cat for several months


 No.1009403

it's nice to have someone to talk to about magic that's not rev


 No.1009404

ive never understood magic

even when i was playing it


 No.1009405

>>1009404

my friend is actually really good with rules, he's equivalent to a rather high tier judge he just doesn't want to do the test

i still forget double blocking is a thing pretty much all the time


 No.1009406

HSG Quest made with free Unity assets


 No.1009407

>>1009406

what sort of game would it be


 No.1009408

>>1009405

theres a test to be a judge?


 No.1009409

>>1009408

something like that, you can't just show up and say you know shit better than other people


 No.1009410

i think if you're a top-tier judge you actually have some authority with rulings instead of just knowing the current rulings


 No.1009411

>>1009407

graphic adventure


 No.1009412

crisis on infinite revs


 No.1009413

>>1009412

i wonder if the infinite jace thing will overtake gideon tribal as a meme

i wonder if the meme influenced their decision to change the rules at all. i really really doub it but it's possible.


 No.1009414

HSG romhack of hiveswap


 No.1009415

>>1009413

gideon tribal is actually kind of legit in modern is the thing

with no planeswalker uniqueness rule it might actually crawl up to tiered status


 No.1009416

maybe an Escape The Room game would make more sense


 No.1009417

pickle rick's pickle dick


 No.1009418

File: 5402409a26bb95a⋯.gif (4.81 KB, 782x543, 782:543, mspaintadventure12e.gif)


 No.1009419

pickle rick

p. rick

prick = penis

penis = dick

pickle dick

QED: prick's prick


 No.1009420

those norks gettin feisty


 No.1009421

File: f0ede3cdb6b639c⋯.gif (8.35 KB, 782x543, 782:543, mspaintadventure45.gif)

simpler times


 No.1009422

holy shit there is A LOT of gay homestuck porn

i had no idea of the sheer volume


 No.1009423

File: 386b100a268b7f0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 540.48 KB, 492x800, 123:200, 027a5df4ee9b61404c5328bf30….png)


 No.1009424

hello hello


 No.1009425

File: c0615cf3b7019ed⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 222.69 KB, 1280x954, 640:477, John Dave Karkat 01.jpg)

File: 9f3c562fde0b59f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 403.59 KB, 500x533, 500:533, TAKE IT DAVE, TAKE THE KNO….png)

File: 30985aa0e446e6c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 436.52 KB, 1206x1280, 603:640, dave is a GOOD BOY.png)

File: 73facaada143078⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 646.98 KB, 1280x1149, 1280:1149, 1339010 - Aradia_Megido Da….png)

File: da269d4e2c66f9b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 228.88 KB, 600x600, 1:1, davekat butt.png)


 No.1009426

wish there was a cute way to tell somebody you wanna drink their buttsweat out of their asscrack


 No.1009427

holy shit guys did you know porn exists? you can just find random titties all over the place

who knew


 No.1009428

..........................................r..........................................e........................................v.............................................................


 No.1009429

>>1009427

what the fuck


 No.1009430

I saw "accidental magical girl cyoa" and was really confused for a bit when it wasn't about dudes turning into girls.


 No.1009431

File: e8959d94b848b6c⋯.png (1.52 MB, 800x1227, 800:1227, ClipboardImage.png)

I don't know who these people are but green>red>blue>pink>yellow


 No.1009432

..........................................b..........................................e........................................n.............................................................


 No.1009433

..........................................w..........................................e........................................s.............................................................


 No.1009434

..........................................j..........................................i........................................m.............................................................


 No.1009435

File: fd198aeacd63d74⋯.png (634.9 KB, 500x666, 250:333, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009436

that was a good ricky morty epi


 No.1009437

File: b4111da28d618d8⋯.jpg (296.75 KB, 816x623, 816:623, tumblr_ouhufhMGtk1ropypao1….jpg)


 No.1009438

>>1009437

so is that rpgmaker or does it just look like it, everything looks slightly too detailed to be rpgmaker


 No.1009439

>>1009436

better than the last few, hopefully?


 No.1009440

>>1009436

the last two have definitely been an improvement compared to the other garbo this season


 No.1009441

toxic rick was the best


 No.1009442

>>1009438

rpg maker mv


 No.1009443

Rickshank Rickdemption > Whirly Dirly Conspiracy = Rest and Ricklaxation > Vindicators 3 >>> Rickmancing the Stone >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pickle Rick


 No.1009444

>>1009441

it was interesting that the two major parts of rick that he considered unhealthy were "being an asshole" and "caring about people"


 No.1009445

>>1009442

oh right i heard about that a few days ago in the porn game thread

i wonder when/if the shift to that will happen for more general stuff, I don't think I've seen anything for it but then again i pretty much only see rpgmaker porn games on tfgames


 No.1009446

the concept of homestuck porn is still kinda surreal to me


 No.1009447

File: 9674a896a1e4a5e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 24.2 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, homestuck porn.png)


 No.1009448

File: c8050f9ffa7cef2⋯.png (435.14 KB, 1240x479, 1240:479, ClipboardImage.png)

speculators and collectors need to be shot

this isn't the 90s anymore wizards the 40 year olds who jack off to their power 9 probably haven't played the game in years, print 500000 loti


 No.1009449

>>1009444

i thought it kind of solidified rick's position as an evil motherfucker

that's the worst thing he's ever done to morty


 No.1009450

File: dc37b88e0aacd7b⋯.png (629.75 KB, 720x681, 240:227, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009451

hsg pizza party at the anime pizzeria when


 No.1009452

>>1009450

??? (org 13???)

steven

bee?


 No.1009453

>>1009447

rev.....


 No.1009454

>>1009448

it doesn't apply in this particular case because empress galina quadrupling in price is definitely just asshole speculators, but there is a real reason they don't reprint stuff willy nilly outside of fear of mtg finance backlash.

its the shops

the reason they don't reprint expensive modern staples to hell and make it accessible for everyone is because most local game shops are sitting on thousands of dollars worth of investment in those cards.

wotc doesn't want to do anything to harm the LGS model. if game stores fail, their game is toast.


 No.1009455

>>1009446

the fact that people still post it or the fact it ever existed at all


 No.1009456

i would go to the anime pizzeria


 No.1009457

i want to go to the anime pizzeria


 No.1009458

you will take me to the anime pizzeria


 No.1009459

stop saying anime pizzeria


 No.1009460

File: 45b92906fa51d10⋯.gif (917.62 KB, 350x197, 350:197, pizza-slap.gif)


 No.1009461

what kind of anime do they put on pizza at this anime pizzeria?


 No.1009462

>>1009461

they should have a pizza called the dragon ball with cheddar blended into the cheese for orangness and four large pepperonis shaped like stars

one called the sailor moon that comes out without toppings and then the waitress comes out and does the magical transformation dance sequence while putting the toppings on

a pizza called the naruto that is cut into long strips and served in a noodle bowl with chop sticks

a pizza called the anal kamehameha that's just a normal dominos pizza


 No.1009463

dominos is better than the other 2 really big chains fight me


 No.1009464

>>1009463

they're all far below edible so


 No.1009465

a pizza called the one punch man that's only one slice, but you get double of every topping on the menu


 No.1009466

>>1009465

some woman at the place i work at ordered a small pizza with a shit ton of toppings and then complained that the toppings were falling off


 No.1009467

File: 43e275740a4cb38⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 60.49 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, pizza time.jpg)

PIZZA


 No.1009468

i wonder if there's papa johns in japan and if so if they try and advertise it as a cute boy dad


 No.1009469

>missile flew over japan

take that weebs


 No.1009470

File: 8aaf2bb3c6c98b6⋯.png (218.59 KB, 500x821, 500:821, IMG_9180.PNG)

did anyone ever read this?


 No.1009471

>>1009467

this was a fun game, good work for something made in a month


 No.1009472

>>1009470

Is that real?


 No.1009473

>>1009467

nick smalley worked on that game


 No.1009474

a pizza called the death note that's laced with poison and you give it to people you don't like


 No.1009475

the pizza called the cory in the house, which is actually a burger instead


 No.1009476

a pizza called the bleach that you're allowed to take one bite of and then the waiter takes it away from you and delivers 30 minutes of filler exposition before you're allowed to take another


 No.1009477

a pizza called jojo's bizzare adventure but every slice has different toppings and its delicious and crunchy and perfect


 No.1009478

>>1009476

it's artichoke hearts on a plate.

nothing else.

no sauce, no crust, no cheese.


 No.1009479

a pizza called jojo's bizarre adventure where only fags are allowed to order it


 No.1009480

jojo's pizzarre adventure


 No.1009481

>>1009479

fags only order condom and used needle pizza


 No.1009482

File: 0978b175e21cb53⋯.png (1.08 MB, 874x1280, 437:640, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009483

>>1009482

>not telekintically massaging it


 No.1009484

File: 620aa7d8c8145df⋯.jpg (112.56 KB, 775x1000, 31:40, 1494613105095.jpg)

File: be103f0c208daa1⋯.jpg (189.52 KB, 1045x1200, 209:240, 1494676971145.jpg)

File: 52cd7a028136bae⋯.jpg (112.11 KB, 1500x958, 750:479, 1495045243760.jpg)


 No.1009485

>>1009472

yeah

they got sued over it


 No.1009486

>>1009484

I strongly dislike this. Do not ever post it again.


 No.1009487

>>1009486

for the first and only time, i completely agree with rev


 No.1009488

File: 0d19064116dee44⋯.png (10.66 KB, 100x100, 1:1, chikn.png)

>>1009484

i really really dont like that you made me agree with rev

dont do this


 No.1009489

File: 9a2cdb850d922b5⋯.jpg (85.05 KB, 781x1286, 781:1286, 1494688543576.jpg)

>>1009485

The meme is officially dead

Who sued? Matt Furie?

>>1009486


 No.1009490

he's not just satisfied with cripples anymore

they have to look like little girls too


 No.1009491

>>1009489

of course, matt was pissed

he's working with a copyright lawyer to make sure that the alt-right can't profit off of pepe

he made them donate all the money they made from the book to the council of american-islam relations i think?

it was only like 1500 bucks


 No.1009492

>>1009490

tatsukmaki is smol but at least she has an adultish face


 No.1009493

he's not just satisfied with beat up bloody girls anymore

they have to look like little girls too


 No.1009494

>>1009490

what about tatsumaki guy


 No.1009495

i'm donating all my money to the council of american-discordian relations

fortunately, i am the council


 No.1009496

>>1009490

you think this shit, from you, is gonna fly, nigga?


 No.1009497

File: 3c506235f54331f⋯.png (70.86 KB, 420x171, 140:57, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009498

tfw i will always be a monolingual retard


 No.1009499

>>1009490

>>1009496

☑ The Shawshank Rektemption


 No.1009500

>>1009498

you love being hard on yourself for stupid reasons huh

love that pity party


 No.1009501

>>1009484

hidden


 No.1009502

a pizza called the hiveswap where you give the pizzeria your money and then they tell you to leave


 No.1009503

nothing wrong with liking lolis


 No.1009504

>>1009501

its good art and a pure au


 No.1009505

>no elder god gf to whisper secrets of the universe in your ear while you doze on her lap


 No.1009506

>>1009502

*orders a dozen*


 No.1009507

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1009508

File: 142503753007dac⋯.jpg (46.24 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Suwako eating a burger.jpg)

I just ate two (2) burgs


 No.1009509

>>1009508

give me one


 No.1009510

>>1009509

I can't just open my stomach and give it to you


 No.1009511

>>1009510

stop making excuses

give him the burg


 No.1009512


 No.1009513

Rice: Round 2

following the directions on the bag this time


 No.1009514

favorite donut type: chocolate cake with shredded coconut


 No.1009515

>>1009511

>>1009512

fine fine

*gives anon a half-digested burg*


 No.1009516

>>1009514

>coconut

worse than hitler


 No.1009517

File: 785dfef41fb33b5⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1024x832, 16:13, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1009516

Coconut is fucking good

Especially this kind without gay chocolate


 No.1009518

>>1009516

you take that back you fucking nazi


 No.1009519

File: 9cf1e2c5afa46b6⋯.jpg (49.55 KB, 342x342, 1:1, 1490462611565.jpg)

>coconut


 No.1009520

File: c889742373ff4c4⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 600x1004, 150:251, e91aacdbe812e48f8eeeef4f77….jpg)

choose your destiny


 No.1009521

>>1009520

Oh you gotta go with the french cruller fam


 No.1009522

out of these? French Cruller.

theres no chocolate coconut


 No.1009523

doughnut rankings

cinnamon-sugar

cake

apple fritter

lemon poppy glazed

regular glazed

starving

coconut


 No.1009524

>see an ad on youtube

>wtf

>go to check if ublock origin is broken

>its not even on the bar anymore

>most of my addons are gone

what le fuggy mc fuckin wuggy


 No.1009525


 No.1009526

NGL cleatus has good donut taste


 No.1009527

>>1009522

>>1009520

Maple Bar masterracce

also holy shit i think its been like 2 years since I've had a donut and that was even before i started dieting


 No.1009528

File: efd972756b35d63⋯.jpg (46.77 KB, 403x392, 403:392, efd.jpg)

any of you fags who dont like coconut better get off my board


 No.1009529

>stuck in a loop of watching cooking videos on youtube

oh no


 No.1009530

>>1009524

this happened to me a while ago

it said the extension got corrupted or something so I had to reinstall it


 No.1009531

so you guys think Trump, Shinzo Abe, and the UN are gonna fuck North Korea's shit hard

like even for blowhards like the Norks, this was a step too far

I think the UN finally might just give up and give the go ahead to destroy the regime


 No.1009532

as long as the US can do it fast, i am fine with the destruction of the regime


 No.1009533

NK is epic


 No.1009534

>us forces removing a dictator from and leaving a power vacuum in their wake again

we never learn.


 No.1009535

>cyanide & happiness has a show now

ok


 No.1009536

>>1009534

what if they just leave a radioactive crater instead


 No.1009537

>>1009534

well the power vacuum will immediately be filled by SK....

this isnt a false nation created of the sykes-picot agreement, this is a nation split into 2.


 No.1009538

>>1009537

>well the power vacuum will immediately be filled by SK...

Yeah it will all just become one happy harmonious nation with no problems overnight


 No.1009539

>>1009531

isn't this the kind of destabilizing shit the UN is meant to stop


 No.1009540

>>1009520

>tfw always feel bad about eating donuts


 No.1009541

>>1009534

we're talking a country who's literal agenda for 50+ years has been "just wait til we get some nukes"

this isn't toppling a sand nation to bring them the shining torch of democracy and western values or some other vague goal

this is just getting rid of a crazy family thats been promising nothing but nuclear holocaust for 90+% of their political relevance

under the Geneva convention and all standardized military doctrine, this was an act of war, ie deliberately firing and flying a ballistic missile across a nation's airspace

i don't want a war, having grown up through two of them already, but there is definitely going to be a point where international peacekeepers wash their hands of the Kim regime and transition to a hope they can be their to help the inevitable casualties


 No.1009542

>>1009520

top three in order

fritter

croissant

jelly filled


 No.1009543

also there are two USAF bases on Hokkaido, so that also complicates the matter, especially as General Mattis has promised retribution if NK takes any action perceived as hostile near Guam's USAF bases


 No.1009544

File: bd66543e27310c0⋯.png (292.79 KB, 500x375, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 092a0fd688e88d8⋯.png (347.23 KB, 500x375, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009545

i love when episodes of BSG are basically episodes of the West Wing

space politics!


 No.1009546

waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark but they DID wanna team up to hustle some thematically similar plumbers at like golf and tennis and shit


 No.1009547

>but this is HSG. Or was at least. Now it's worse. This thread feels like it was overtaken by a reddit/tumblr/discord. Other recent threads were getting there too. It's autism.

saw this in the /aco/ thread


 No.1009548

>>1009520

i'd rather have a bottle of soylent and some fresh fruit :)


 No.1009549

holy shit

are we hsg's doppleganger


 No.1009550

>>1009547

>but this is HSG

wew


 No.1009551

>>1009546

>waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark

>they decided there wasn't a spark

fuck you, they have sex all the time and it smells like garlic and money


 No.1009552

File: beb50ea2a9687ff⋯.jpg (31.82 KB, 702x395, 702:395, i23ixpyb05jy.jpg)

>>1009547

it really does amaze me to see splinters of /hsg/ still going

our wayward cousins


 No.1009553

the real hsg is in the lodge

write it down in your diary


 No.1009554

>>1009547

were they talking about /hst/ or /aco/'s homestuck thread or what


 No.1009555

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is what you hear when waluigi and wario fuck


 No.1009556

File: 68374ac863050f3⋯.png (204.83 KB, 864x486, 16:9, 40017141_p0.png)

>>1009552

>/hsg/


 No.1009557

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

WILL THE REAL HSG PLEASE STAND UP


 No.1009558

>>1009551

i like the way you think, you're goin' places


 No.1009559

what year did cartoon art styles get so shitty


 No.1009560

>>1009559

early to mid 2000's


 No.1009561

>>1009560

late 60s, you cretin


 No.1009562

File: 04f506476c87b5f⋯.png (774.74 KB, 884x920, 221:230, 1479823010254.png)


 No.1009563

>water temple

>PS3 version

what the fuck am I supposed to do to clear THAT out? I can barely do it on PC, fucking guardians push my shit in.


 No.1009564

>>1009562

...i would drink it


 No.1009565


 No.1009566

File: afb71049b761540⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1280x712, 160:89, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2001d7ef7eca966⋯.png (275.61 KB, 540x300, 9:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ad45f8b4bc5e819⋯.png (294.42 KB, 540x324, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009567

File: faa728ecf790b1b⋯.png (393.73 KB, 602x960, 301:480, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a3e55aa2838b87d⋯.png (1.32 MB, 930x960, 31:32, ClipboardImage.png)

this is evil


 No.1009568

>>1009567

le smiling ancap face


 No.1009569

i want gf who is fucking ripped from carrying me all the dino meat she hunted without a cart because she doesn't know what wheels are


 No.1009570

File: 14c0952f23e1572⋯.jpg (161.04 KB, 755x1056, 755:1056, 【C92新刊】 『OVER DRIVE♂シテルみたい….jpg)


 No.1009571

>>1009570

why are her boobs hanging out down past her hip bones revvy-kun


 No.1009572

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1009573

>>1009571

because they're large


 No.1009574

>>1009572

accidentally clicked

filing a copyright claim to get vid removed to rectify my mistake


 No.1009575

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1009576

Have you ever had sex with a short girl? I have, it felt great.


 No.1009577

>>1009576

i think i'm going to soon

it'll be epic


 No.1009578

File: 5a64e3a3173489f⋯.png (132.79 KB, 521x258, 521:258, tumblr_inline_osad2ddJLy1r….png)


 No.1009579

File: 7451e30980957c8⋯.jpg (57.11 KB, 720x960, 3:4, mary_russel[1].jpg)

>>1009576

I have not.


 No.1009580

File: c249bf197d875cb⋯.jpg (374.46 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, c249bf197d875cbea38458f66c….jpg)


 No.1009581

there's such a thing as short girls that aren't midgets


 No.1009582

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d5)

>>1009547

tell me why this place is more "HSG" than the threads on aco or co


 No.1009583

>>1009582

we're cooler


 No.1009584

the /aco/ thread and /hst/ have more claim to being hsg than we ever could


 No.1009585

>>1009582

we're the people who never left, as soon as hsg was outlawed on /co/ we just migrated


 No.1009586

File: 72b66ef2ae1f47a⋯.jpg (107.97 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, nk6kc8s43eiz.jpg)

short girls got a lot of fuck inside them they like to let out


 No.1009587

I can still taste the onions in the hamburger I ate


 No.1009588

File: ae0c79fc9e5635e⋯.png (605.4 KB, 561x666, 187:222, ClipboardImage.png)

ah yes, Jace Beleren, winner of "Magic's most consistently non-consistent character design"


 No.1009589

File: 3aad49c4f2fa628⋯.jpg (74.14 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, 와이원츄 렛미 킬 뎀 폴 유 로즈.jpg)

File: 4d3cd8de21b62ef⋯.jpg (62.75 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, And binary Choo Bartlett s….jpg)


 No.1009590

File: a1333a482f310a8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 39.22 KB, 626x705, 626:705, an old snake.jpg)

beware


 No.1009591

File: f296c73b267ef90⋯.png (631.71 KB, 548x1088, 137:272, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009592

File: 2b41b19e3b0512d⋯.png (320.86 KB, 662x608, 331:304, ClipboardImage.png)

maybe i should watch flip flappers

*sees this*

i should watch flip flappers


 No.1009593

>>1009592

why weren't you watching flip flappers when it was airing

it was one of the best shows that season


 No.1009594

File: d123e0ac72071f9⋯.jpg (44.37 KB, 400x300, 4:3, IMG_3457.JPG)

File: d123e0ac72071f9⋯.jpg (44.37 KB, 400x300, 4:3, IMG_3457.JPG)

File: d123e0ac72071f9⋯.jpg (44.37 KB, 400x300, 4:3, IMG_3457.JPG)

File: d123e0ac72071f9⋯.jpg (44.37 KB, 400x300, 4:3, IMG_3457.JPG)

File: d123e0ac72071f9⋯.jpg (44.37 KB, 400x300, 4:3, IMG_3457.JPG)


 No.1009595

>>1009593

it's kind of a pain to either set up downloading torrents/nzbs from rss or to remember to hit up your source every week


 No.1009596

>>1009595

i'm a master procratinator even of simple things i want to do but even i can go to nyaa and type in a word


 No.1009597

File: a05101e940c6d22⋯.jpg (67.38 KB, 604x451, 604:451, IMG_3463.JPG)


 No.1009598

i wonder what happened to the person that was supposed to have this body


 No.1009599

>>1009595

damn I didn't know you were this lazy


 No.1009600

hang on that post needed more emphasis

I didn't know you were this lazy


 No.1009601

>>1009600

>>1009599

not lazy, just got a lot of nothing to do


 No.1009602

fertile

dopple

womb


 No.1009603

every night i spend at this grocery store, the closer i get to being a more epic version of randy stair


 No.1009604

saw my first hon ama


 No.1009605

File: 570dd041c806629⋯.jpg (483.03 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, tumblr_inline_ovelqkOk1w1s….jpg)

this guy walks up to your gf and slaps her on the ass wyd?


 No.1009606

beating the heat by beating my meat


 No.1009607

>>1009606

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the face of your father


 No.1009608

File: 88a48e1b2fbd3c1⋯.png (655.21 KB, 1400x990, 140:99, ClipboardImage.png)

LOL


 No.1009609

>>1009607

i dont remember it :)


 No.1009610

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1009611

>>1009609

You bring shame to the dickslingers


 No.1009612

Papika, while touching Mimi's pregnant belly: im gonna fuck this baby


 No.1009613

most of y'all are from america, right

i'm going to new york soon, what's the deal with tipping


 No.1009614

>>1009613

isn't 15% customary?


 No.1009615

>>1009614

like, everywhere? just in classy restaurants? should i keep a bunch of change around for the purpose or what


 No.1009616

>>1009613

tip ~15-20% at restaurants and delivery places unless they explicitly say not to -- new york has a lower minimum wage for tipped workers.

my co-worker doesn't tip at restaurants with counter service (like, you can order to go), but i hesitate not to because i don't know if they pool tips or not (this is illegal, i think, btw).

If you pay with a card, most times they'll allow you to fill out an extra amount for a tip -- otherwise just leave the tip in cash at the table


 No.1009617

remember to tip black people that try to sell you their mix tapes


 No.1009618

>(botched) boobjob and (shitty) face lift to pass

>kept his male name

i'm sure there are a lot of women named "Joseph" out there


 No.1009619

>>1009613

tipping is a meme, only feelgood neolibs do it


 No.1009620

File: a9c20e3e79ccd68⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.37 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, c92で出す予定のふたなりものです。男性器が太い子と….jpg)


 No.1009621


 No.1009622

>enid is voiced by ashly burch

i hate myself.


 No.1009623

>>1009621

he did actually say all that

https://twitter.com/notch/status/901732975259394049

it's weird that the daily beast didn't actually link to the tweets, though


 No.1009624

File: 2d10750650c2568⋯.mp4 (990.62 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Kimber Ultra Carry II 1911….mp4)

found footage of sako


 No.1009625

File: c32141fdbfb3213⋯.jpg (76.87 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 1503980221574.jpg)

my (soon-to-be) gf


 No.1009626

File: cbee979a57f266e⋯.jpg (112.39 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, tumblr_os186g2FSm1sqvybwo1….jpg)

じ――――


 No.1009627

>>1009623

looks like he clarifies below that he was just explaining what pizzagate is, not that he believes it

it's weird because it reads like he's spent too much time on /pol/ and bought into their retarded conspiracies, but then he also says the russia-trump conspiracy is true

maybe he thinks he's being open-minded by accepting all conspiracies as plausible until proven otherwise


 No.1009628

tfw no dactyl-riding gf


 No.1009629

File: 9c69d7ff522639e⋯.png (218.52 KB, 450x302, 225:151, ClipboardImage.png)

why did anon think this show was poopy again?


 No.1009630

>>1009629

oh, because it's poop-trash, is why


 No.1009631

>>1009627

hes basically the same as totalasscancer

left leaning center who cant resist getting into spats with "sjw" types


 No.1009632

i wanna learn how to cook more

i dontk now how to cook shit


 No.1009633

hiveswap finally has a release date

our long national nightmare is over.


 No.1009634

>>1009633

its had like five release dates my dude


 No.1009635

>>1009634

wait, like an actual date?

because i could have sworn it's always been things like

late 2015

mid-march

within a few weeks

that sort of thing


 No.1009636

>>1009635

i still count those as release dates

also its only act 1, having fun waiting for the other seven acts lol


 No.1009637

>>1009620

why does she have a thing covering her...vagina? I don't think that's placed properly.

>>1009635

It had January 21st or something didn't it


 No.1009638

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

SEPTEMBER 14

MARK YOUR CALENDARS

THEY'RE DOING IT

THEY'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN


 No.1009639


 No.1009640

>>1009639

>It is a futanari thing to be put out by.

>Male and female is a thick boy and a thick boy,

>I will do it the day before the sports game of Futanari-koppu.

>If you are interested, thank you.


 No.1009641

File: 266372ccd0eb4e4⋯.png (117.12 KB, 620x349, 620:349, 1499446108387.png)


 No.1009642

I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY JOEYS GAME

JOEYS LATE LATE LATE ALMOST DEFINITELY TERRIBLE GAME

JOEEEEEEEEEY


 No.1009643

>>1009638

okay i watched it

looks like shit tbh


 No.1009644

File: 382a3e22747c745⋯.gif (28.01 KB, 540x280, 27:14, tumblr_inline_oul254butu1r….gif)

where's umbrella man


 No.1009645

...where is it going to be available from?


 No.1009646

>>1009645

the What Pumpkin store

brick and mortar

one on every corner

its gonna be great

you're gonna love it


 No.1009647

>>1009637

that can't be right, january 21 was a sunday


 No.1009648

*goes to the exclusive hiveswap store to buy hiveswap*


 No.1009649

give me some foods to cooks

meal foods for eating at meal time


 No.1009650

>>1009649

a delicious hiveswap sandwich


 No.1009651

>>1009649

spag bol


 No.1009652

File: c86b66c53bf230b⋯.jpg (20.58 KB, 248x282, 124:141, tumblr_ovgaonJi8o1tdi5qpo2….jpg)

god


 No.1009653

already seen someone post

"im gonna get a tattoo of 0914"

wew


 No.1009654


 No.1009655

i wonder if there will be any UNIRONIC HOMESTUCK DISCUSSION in our hallowed halls once more


 No.1009656

>>1009654

why what


 No.1009657

File: dc43f143a4a0bb2⋯.jpg (121.07 KB, 664x839, 664:839, 1459261652824.jpg)

did Nichijou end? why is there a "10 years later" chapter?


 No.1009658

>>1009655

of course not

unironic hiveswap discussion, maybe

we're all gonna play it, right?


 No.1009659

>>1009658

>we're all gonna play it, right?

>>1009488


 No.1009660

File: f41de63da4ce561⋯.png (6.42 KB, 262x462, 131:231, dear sweet fefeta.png)

>>1009658

Do we have a price yet?


 No.1009661

>>1009660

too much


 No.1009662

File: 39544b1f9899c6d⋯.jpg (58.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1424211030590.jpg)

>mfw Hiveswap is released but because WPS cant code for shit the game is unplayable and the game gets "Mixed" score on Steam


 No.1009663


 No.1009664

i think

19.99

but i also think

25$


 No.1009665

I can't wait to pirate Joey's game!


 No.1009666

I'm gonna buy Joey's game, and then refund it causing What Pumpkin to have a net loss!

I love Joey!


 No.1009667

at least Joey has an outline line


 No.1009668

File: 4aeb4e1273f26fc⋯.png (374.72 KB, 611x488, 611:488, ClipboardImage.png)

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.1009669

>>1009668

Joey.... had a hard life...


 No.1009670

File: 8b26078a42de6ce⋯.png (658.63 KB, 637x637, 1:1, illyangry.PNG)

I want yakuza kiwami reee

amazon ship faster


 No.1009671

>joeyanon had better animations than the actual joey


 No.1009672

>>1009646

is this a r&m reference


 No.1009673

File: 6bbd1faf3c828c6⋯.jpg (43.86 KB, 798x798, 1:1, 1503977580331.jpg)

guy 1:dude how do we make Adamai looks threatening?

guy 2 that has watched DBZ since pre-school: hold my wine glass fam


 No.1009674

File: b053fc220e7e2b1⋯.jpg (83.1 KB, 600x930, 20:31, reisen udongein inaba (tou….jpg)

reisen sure was cute before the war


 No.1009675

when am i getting my copy of yakuza kiwami


 No.1009676

File: 345d670309b5751⋯.gif (85.12 KB, 400x250, 8:5, 1486970571092.gif)

>[1.5 Hour] Spicy SUPER EUROBEAT Mix for When You Don't Want to Listen to Deja Vu All the Time


 No.1009677

File: c81bff4d6cb85ce⋯.jpg (162.9 KB, 700x554, 350:277, at enlistment and after be….jpg)


 No.1009678

I understand people’s visceral reactions to articles that talk about “price gouging,” I really do.

On its face, you’re thinking “you’re making the people who need this water pay even more for it? You’re a heartless monster!”

But if prices cannot be raised (say, by making “price gouging” “illegal”), people who need water the most in places like Houston would face an even worse dilemma than expensive water: none at all.

When demand for something skyrockets in times of need or crisis, supply cannot respond instantaneously. It takes time, money, and manpower to move goods from point A to point B.

So when prices remain the same while demand rises, it creates shortages. A water shortage is the last thing you want in a place ravaged by flooding where clean water is not a guarantee.

I completely understand why someone would have such a visceral response to raising prices. We want to see people respond to tragedies and natural disasters like Houston with compassion; and we [often falsely] assume that people who respond to monetary incentives are driven by greed or are just plain evil.

The truth is that higher prices cause people with less valuable or more frivolous uses of the scarce goods (in this case, water or fuel) to defer purchase, and those same high prices can send a signal to suppliers, causing them to expend extra effort (time and resources) to get product into the area, even when that means diverting supplies from other areas.

But when companies like Anheuser-Busch go for the PR boost and send 500,000 cans of water for disaster relief, it can be hard to contextualize suppliers who try to manage their short supply of water/fuel by raising prices from large corporations who can afford to take a loss for the sake of a positive headline.


 No.1009679

File: b4a4d618dd0e007⋯.png (94.05 KB, 654x333, 218:111, ClipboardImage.png)

wew


 No.1009680

if you told me that

>ubisoft's making a mario game

>it'll have the rabbids in it

>it's a strategy game a la xcom

i'd assume you were joking. but if you told me the above and also said it was good, i'd say you're trying to fuck with me


 No.1009681

can you imagine reading an ayn rand novel and agreeing with anything in it?


 No.1009682


 No.1009683

>>1009679

mario makes everything better i guess


 No.1009684

fuckin

gotta find a replacement power cord for this other monitor


 No.1009685

i think i may have to like

get the brick part from china, then the wall outlet part from an online store here

cause the listings i see online aint got the right plug

how annoyin


 No.1009686

BERKELEY, CA—Vowing to derail whichever event it is by any means necessary, local Antifa organizers announced plans Monday to disrupt an upcoming neo-Nazi rally or whatever else is going on that day. “We will stop at nothing to prevent these vile fucking neo-Nazi hatemongers from gathering, or, if not them, someone else,” said Sarah Jackson, 26, adding that the only way to end the spread of fascism is to physically confront Nazis, peaceful right-wing protesters, or just random people going about their daily lives. “We need to tell these Hitler-loving fucks or whoever else is standing there, ‘Get out of our city!’ Remember, we’re talking about white supremacist terrorists, people running errands on their lunch breaks, or a group of tourists, so if we have to throw a punch or two, then so fucking be it.” At press time, black-clad Antifa demonstrators screaming “Fascists, go home!” had swarmed a Scandinavian street festival.


 No.1009687

its hard to find the power brick though

searching the exact monitor model is like, that jsut gets the bottom of the barrel results since these are all used across various models of monitor

but searching "19v monior plug thats a circle thing" aint really helpin either, you know

i wish i had a better brain for lookin for and writin things


 No.1009688

an of course they all got various fuckin

little plugs that are different lengths and widths


 No.1009689

ok so if these chinese ebay listings are correct its 5.5mm / 1.7mm Round Tip for this acer s220hql


 No.1009690

File: 1204bb58c469ec5⋯.png (2.31 MB, 2048x1015, 2048:1015, ClipboardImage.png)

>includes digital download card for 200 poké balls

are they introducing in game currency into pokemon or are they rebalancing the game so pokeballs are harder to buy?


 No.1009691

the brick itself is like 10bux on aliexpress, none of the stores have the actual correct plug


 No.1009692


 No.1009693

>>1009690

Fuck gamefreak they're never going back to the Silver/Emerald/Platinum format are they


 No.1009694

>>1009693

why do that?

it means that people hold off on buying the first two games for the third, and relieves the pressure to buy both.


 No.1009695

>>1009694

Yeah they're kikes


 No.1009696

>>1009638

>that whiny robo-fart music

haha what the fuck


 No.1009697

File: dc0122bcde54521⋯.png (474.86 KB, 821x454, 821:454, good grief.png)

>Just to clarify, ALL Kickstarter backers will be getting ALL 4 ACTS, and ALL soundtracks. Not sure where or when rumors to the contrary started, but we're putting them down down here and now.

>4 ACTS

oh god i forgot about it

Season Pass confirmed


 No.1009698

>>1009697

4 acts? i thought there were going to be 2 parts


 No.1009699

>>1009698

2 parts of two acts each, 4 acts


 No.1009700

can't wait for hiveswap act 4 episode 6 part 3.5/358 days


 No.1009701

>>1009698

doublefine means you pay twice!


 No.1009702

>>1009690

They're just desperate to give the package an actual selling point to kiddies.


 No.1009703

>>1009697

>ALL 4 ACTS

>out of the 8 act total

lol


 No.1009704

>firefox disabling all add-ons until the devs make em compatible with mozilla's new standard

sugoi


 No.1009705

File: a172ece36b105d5⋯.jpg (247.86 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, tumblr_oqbpkxi7cO1suo5tio3….jpg)

I need a new show or video series to use as background noise


 No.1009706

>>1009705

there's something wrong with her but i cant put a finger on it


 No.1009707

File: 42333f9e4353364⋯.jpg (224.77 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, tumblr_oqbpkxi7cO1suo5tio1….jpg)

File: f136ad75ac0e995⋯.jpg (245.9 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, tumblr_oqbpkxi7cO1suo5tio2….jpg)

File: 4056e1d9626e8b8⋯.jpg (245.84 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, tumblr_oqbpkxi7cO1suo5tio4….jpg)

>>1009706

well for starters they're a touhou fan

here have some more pictures


 No.1009708

>>1009707

>that string of salive in the second pic

mmmmmmhhhhhh


 No.1009709

how do people like aho girl

its such arid dog shit

it perplexes the mind


 No.1009710

what % of touhou fans even play the games


 No.1009711

>>1009710

I imagine at least half have at least played them a couple times

maybe 1% actually beat one


 No.1009712

(NSFW) (Audio) Anzu calls me a fatass bitch while drinking Coca Cola Zero with a strawberry straw


 No.1009713

i can't believe it, joey's game is actually coming out! for real this time!


 No.1009714

>


 No.1009715

Now that Joey's game is coming out, she won't have to dance for money anymore!

Instead she'll do it for free, Joey is a slut!


 No.1009716

flashlights for everyone!


 No.1009717

Joey breaks in to your flashlight collection and steps all over them with her bare feet (1080p) (17 minutes) ($30)


 No.1009718

You can try out this chilling with joey simulator while you wait.

https://pomf.pyonpyon.moe/wbjzio.html


 No.1009719

>>1009718

*cums everywhere*


 No.1009720

>>1009719

d-don't, Joey is too pure.


 No.1009721

>>1009718

*sneaks up and cums in joeys hair*

What a great view!


 No.1009722

>>1009673

is adamai evil now


 No.1009723

I'm going to kill hussie


 No.1009724

>youtube changed their logo

???


 No.1009725

File: c725c2d9eabac3c⋯.jpg (57.31 KB, 1081x466, 1081:466, flotus and peeotus.JPG)

who goes outside looking like this


 No.1009726

>>1009724

they do that every other year


 No.1009727

>>1009725

i know, right? their hats don't even match!


 No.1009728

File: 6fcccde4cc8c019⋯.png (249.53 KB, 442x738, 221:369, illu_evengelyne.png)

NIBBA


 No.1009729

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1009730

File: 11319229b2b099a⋯.jpg (28.58 KB, 514x228, 257:114, ann coulter.JPG)

neat


 No.1009731

File: e9e0cffe67a117a⋯.png (31.5 KB, 540x296, 135:74, tumblr_inline_o4o17igMQ91s….png)


 No.1009732

my natural instinct in places is to like, rummage through shit. and if its a place i can take stuff from i scavenge for useful crap.

i think im some kind of retarded


 No.1009733

>>1009670

better pay up for prime...........


 No.1009734

File: b6e3941da2e8b90⋯.jpg (213.17 KB, 912x991, 912:991, 1503969272785.jpg)

>>1009722

yeah they fought over using "world-ending" artifacts to win a fight against the Super Bad Guy


 No.1009735

>>1009733

I completely forgot but i ordered it through gamestop and not amazon

so i need to figure out some way to pick up the game in the next 2 days


 No.1009736

>>1009683

>>1009679

isn't the gameplay just xcom? everyone thought it looked fine after they saw that

>>1009690

they're doing neither, they're just adding in a completely pointless "add on" for people who buy the double pack. They did the same thing with s/m but it was 50 potions or something.


 No.1009737

>>1009710

>>1009711

i wouldn't really call myself a fan but i think some of the girls are cute

i played like half of the one with clownpiece and lapis


 No.1009738

File: d48a181d5e1e56b⋯.png (373.06 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ilias (dragon ball, dragon….png)

fuck why didn't I buy antacids when I went shopping


 No.1009739

oh shit sonic mania i totally forgot i bought it


 No.1009740

just screaming


 No.1009741

File: f09e659d77e9e5e⋯.png (3.48 KB, 110x95, 22:19, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1009726

>>1009724

the new one looks poopy


 No.1009742

File: ba025bd8e878508⋯.png (99.79 KB, 451x217, 451:217, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1009730

so who is she, her name seems kind of familiar but I don't actually recognize anything she's done


 No.1009743

>>1009742

fox news


 No.1009744

File: a9b374d208b738e⋯.jpg (86.51 KB, 1280x492, 320:123, tumblr_oscx1nIbgV1tjrz0qo2….jpg)

>>1009737

I personally don't see a problem with being a secondary touhou fan

secondaries in other media however is a different story


 No.1009745

File: 418c14cb50299e9⋯.png (200.58 KB, 457x707, 457:707, ClipboardImage.png)

You don't even have to look up anything else about her her quotes section already shows you some of her best idiocy

gotta add that thing about climate change now too

>>1009743

makes sense


 No.1009746

>In 2012, Sen. Ted Cruz furiously fought a relief bill for the victims of Hurricane Sandy. But now that his home state of Texas it witnessing the violent destruction of a hurricane, he has embraced federal aide with open arms.

ratto remains ratlike

though that should be changed that's an insult to rats


 No.1009747

File: fe7a61ca9029765⋯.png (1.01 MB, 661x936, 661:936, 51149070_p0.png)


 No.1009748

>>1009709

the kind of people who say "Just turn your brain off, it's supposed to be funny" are the kind of people who watch and enjoy aho girl


 No.1009749

File: 372a2fd2a370e0f⋯.png (819.4 KB, 720x960, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009750

i never really understood the "turn your brain off" thing, that's just like a cop out to say there's an excuse to like it

i'm completely fine with saying that i liked umaru a fair amount and don't feel the need to put up some ironic shitposting front about it

i haven't actually seen aho girl though it could easily be shit


 No.1009751

>>1009748

sounds like you tbh


 No.1009752

>>1009749

>barbasol

nice homestuck reference!!


 No.1009753

>>1009751

Sako doesn't have a brain to turn off.


 No.1009754

>>1009751

go watch big bang theory you massive load of truck nuts


 No.1009755

File: a10307f83036dbe⋯.png (61.94 KB, 500x550, 10:11, tumblr_inline_ottv8ms2UX1u….png)

brain off dick on


 No.1009756

File: 0b9e186c6962c47⋯.png (9.41 KB, 704x75, 704:75, ClipboardImage.png)

for the longest time I thought this post was sako and I wondered why he suddenly started hating it later

then I realized it was just an anon


 No.1009757

>>1009754

sorry I'm not a masochist


 No.1009758

>>1009755

>no mind control gf to turn your brain off


 No.1009759

>>1009756

Aoi Yuuki and Tomokazu Sugita is a STRONG combo and they completely botched it


 No.1009760

>>1009756

How can you fuck up something with those people.

That's like having patrick stewart be a pile of sh- oh wait


 No.1009761

joey drinking a 40 in the death basket

ack


 No.1009762

Patrick Stewart, mostly known for his roles in American Dad and the Emoji Movie


 No.1009763

>>1009762

he's actually pretty great in american dad


 No.1009764

File: ee4b1549f2bbc01⋯.png (1.22 MB, 919x677, 919:677, ClipboardImage.png)

man i'm glad araki got better at art

i don't really like how he draws older characters with his new style but at least it's not part 1/early part 2


 No.1009765

File: 5a475bd7a8d8657⋯.png (487.12 KB, 1325x651, 1325:651, ClipboardImage.png)

>they changed youtube's layout again

when will they stop


 No.1009766

i fucking hate this piece of shit website and the monkeys who run it but it's the best and most relevant video website there is compared to other sites


 No.1009767

>>1009765

>/pol/ is always right, 4chan organizes pushback


 No.1009768

File: d8397ee6383c7bc⋯.png (711.37 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009769

File: 442d00c6d704015⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 237.07 KB, 1280x700, 64:35, tumblr_ovgekkj3g01rd8tfco1….png)

>legoman


 No.1009770

>>1009768

a caramel onion seems fine though, a lot of people just straight up eat onions like they're apples

the only major difference is they're not as sweet


 No.1009771

>chemical plant zone

>drown three times

im done with sonic mania now


 No.1009772

>>1009771

are you feeling it mr krabs


 No.1009773

File: 87e97fa410d4690⋯.jpg (258.34 KB, 1280x1440, 8:9, tumblr_ouqhj81HkP1ujkkfno1….jpg)


 No.1009774

File: b36167dcd083100⋯.png (847.03 KB, 1280x1825, 256:365, tumblr_ovgbjiSLNF1ueg4yqo1….png)


 No.1009775

the thing that annoys me about the new youtube logo is that they changed the color a little and looking at the tab icon pisses me off for some reason


 No.1009776

>>1009775

god dammit i didnt notice until you said that


 No.1009777

File: 90f40f145dd7503⋯.jpg (324.03 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, tumblr_ovgmh2VlhC1vc8vk5o1….jpg)

RLY good joey


 No.1009778

imagine all those teenagers looking for cute hiveswap fanarts and getting hundreds of Joey smut instead


 No.1009779

>tiny color changes in logos

fuck THAT shit


 No.1009780

>>1009777

ayy lmao


 No.1009781

seriously how likely is it that some youtubers are gonna get copies of hiveswap to play


 No.1009782

File: 71f3f1fc003c58b⋯.jpg (313.46 KB, 1221x1280, 1221:1280, tumblr_ovgffbRpp21rov8uxo1….jpg)


 No.1009783

>>1009781

big youtubers probably have better games to be playing


 No.1009784

>>1009783

i did not say "big" youtubers


 No.1009785

File: eabbac4b38e6303⋯.png (6.12 KB, 179x31, 179:31, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1009776

>>1009775

it's too bright

doesn't the new android os have the same garbage "minimalist" aesthetic as apple shit

that's what it makes me think of


 No.1009786

>>1009784

medium sized youtubers also probably have better games to be playing


 No.1009787

File: 4baad6e01bddeee⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1202x1920, 601:960, tumblr_oq9nilsV6p1vgxdv0o1….png)


 No.1009788

>>1009778

Joey will turn those boys into men!


 No.1009789

File: 84730da807b73af⋯.png (124.29 KB, 500x281, 500:281, i will kill.png)


 No.1009790

exact time triggers are bad, they're a large part of what make online magic bad and whenever dickholes try to rules lawyer them into paper magic i want to punch them


 No.1009791

File: 4a46aa49ac76986⋯.png (2.15 MB, 1280x1279, 1280:1279, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1009792

File: 9f12f5202130b00⋯.mp4 (721.89 KB, 480x852, 40:71, tumblr_ovd0kehfh21uw3lvo_4….mp4)


 No.1009793

File: e31fe0fe61fbfef⋯.png (699.61 KB, 794x450, 397:225, 1504034847785.png)


 No.1009794

>>1009793

i think misty's gotten sluttier


 No.1009795

File: 42f9bca1214c3ef⋯.png (293.08 KB, 683x468, 683:468, 1401618504573.png)

>>1009777

d-dont bully!


 No.1009796

>>1009794

just like pikachu

weird


 No.1009797

>HIVESWAP: ACT 1 launches on September 14 th , 2017 for PC and Mac and will be available for $7.99


 No.1009798


 No.1009799

hussie will never get my $8


 No.1009800

>>1009797

>$64 for the full game

wew


 No.1009801


 No.1009802

>the digital download tier for the kickstarter was $15

>a second act of the game would need to come out for backers to have a better deal


 No.1009803

the real question is will they delay it again


 No.1009804

File: ae07ab561718cd1⋯.png (39.12 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1393421292512.png)

>>1009800

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!


 No.1009805

>>1009803

the answer is yes


 No.1009806

>>1009803

while i want the answer to be yes i think they might actually poop something out this time


 No.1009807

so did xamag not work on it in the end, i dont remember her getting interviewed


 No.1009808

File: aa54eea4493c080⋯.png (479.07 KB, 395x596, 395:596, ClipboardImage.png)

I never noticed how anime this angel looks.

She's cute.


 No.1009809

>Rand Paul and Kamala Harris are cosponsoring a bail reform bill

>rand paul

>doing something i agree with

strange


 No.1009810

>>1009808

She's weird and I'm glad she's about to die


 No.1009811

File: 425ad3c233d1fbd⋯.png (512 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 238c8c14cdbdcac⋯.png (3.2 MB, 1866x1050, 311:175, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1009810

She looks worse in her card art.

Liliana looks pretty bad in unholy hunger though, looks like she was made in that shitty 3d porn model thing.


 No.1009812

>>1009741

liquidation when


 No.1009813

>>1009811

Want a memetarded planeswalker gf


 No.1009814

File: 3eec974ab9ccc87⋯.png (734.11 KB, 689x856, 689:856, Untitled.png)

mmmhhh


 No.1009815

>>1009814

reminds me of that thicc terezi model


 No.1009816

>>1009745

>literacy test

okay

>poll tax

take her to the guillotine


 No.1009817

>>1009814

pretty sure boobs don't work that way with sweaters


 No.1009818

sweaty buttholes


 No.1009819

tests to qualify to vote have worked so well in the past :3


 No.1009820

File: c1aaa03a0a99408⋯.jpg (5.97 KB, 205x246, 5:6, directfeel.jpg)

i forgot they split hiveswap in half to sell it twice

i bought a signed physical copy of a 3D game, and half a decade later i'm going to get emailed a digital code for 1/8th of a 2D flash game


 No.1009821

File: 8a72edd5b7b9cad⋯.jpg (662.2 KB, 717x960, 239:320, happy_dog____by_topas2012-….jpg)

>tfw you didnt back hiveswap


 No.1009822

File: 8417bb5fdf75a7b⋯.gif (1.08 MB, 341x423, 341:423, 1419108037634.gif)


 No.1009823

File: 1a41e1ba07ab184⋯.jpg (22.68 KB, 306x306, 1:1, 1489482806787.jpg)


 No.1009824

File: b98dacb6845e7a9⋯.jpg (227.14 KB, 900x750, 6:5, IMG_2147.JPG)

>>1009821

>you've never given money to a kickstarter or indiegogo ever in your life


 No.1009825

>tfw almost every early access game i bought developed smoothly into fleshed out releases

fuck you starbound for ruining my perfect streak


 No.1009826

wait are they still doing interviews now they announced the release date


 No.1009827

backing hiveswap is literally the dumbest mistake i have ever made


 No.1009828

>>1009827

is this ben


 No.1009829

>>1009828

no, i'm not benjamin, i'm his friendjamin


 No.1009830

>>1009828

no but i feel the same


 No.1009831

>>1009829

oh

how much did you back


 No.1009832

>>1009831

$60

"its like buying a game" i said

"i'm supporting an aritst i respect" i said

"the signed copy will be worth a lot in the future" i actually fucking said


 No.1009833

>>1009832

the last part might still be true, maybe


 No.1009834


 No.1009835

>>1009833

"Wow a turd signed by a piece of shit asshole!"


 No.1009836

>>1009835

a signature is a signature


 No.1009837

hussie sending anon a cd with a signature on the data side in a ziplock bag


 No.1009838

Resident Evil 7 is pretty fun


 No.1009839

i mean, they broke the game up into 8 episodes to be released over who knows how many years

i think the chance of me even receiving any physical copy at all are close to zero. i'm just gonna get a steam code emailed to me with some thank you message from hussie trying too hard to be clever


 No.1009840

>>1009838

it's pretty good, i was surprised

i thought they were just going to try to ride the coattails of PT's popularity, but it pretty quickly becomes a genuine goofy RE game


 No.1009841

>>1009840

when does it get goofy


 No.1009842

>tfw have to wait another five years for episode 2


 No.1009843

how many hours do you think act 1 is going to be


 No.1009844

>>1009841

like pretty much immediately after the first hour or two


 No.1009845

>>1009843

at least 2


 No.1009846

>>1009843

im going to say 4-5


 No.1009847

oh bother I have to make good on my promise to speedrun Hiveswap

ahhh!


 No.1009848

>>1009690

CAN WE SKIP THAT "LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CATCH POKEMON" TUTORIAL OR NOT?


 No.1009849

how long do i have to wait for more joey smut


 No.1009850

File: de8625236afa890⋯.png (32.06 KB, 371x514, 371:514, 1504046313265[1].png)

>>1009849

literally just saw this


 No.1009851

>>1009849

wait until Shadman hears about Hiveswap


 No.1009852

i want a gf to sing the youkoso japari park song with except she only grunts in confusion without any melody because there's no time for social concepts like music when you're constantly hunted by carnivorous dinosaurs


 No.1009854


 No.1009855

AU where hiveswap's kickstarter failed


 No.1009860

File: bcbe3cc648b9491⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.6 KB, 512x512, 1:1, SAVE THE PLANET.jpg)

AU where this is canon


 No.1009863

>>1009844

I'm about to fight the mom, is that goofy


 No.1009886

>>1009816

>>literacy test

>okay

sponge...


 No.1009943

File: 4e89d4e6dd585b3⋯.jpg (24.2 KB, 632x387, 632:387, morals.jpg)




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