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like if he stopped trying to shit on specifically the people who run the site this'd be slightly less embarassing

i'm actually considering just straight up sending them some money even though I've never been to the site before

he keeps on trying to say this isn't about piracy but i think he's just jealous going off of his ending comments






>kyoko is playing ddr

>the song is a remix of the title theme

>implying that the theme exists in the universe of the show

this leads me to believe that madoka has thought about what their theme song would be, and picked that



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wait what happened to nyaa? it works fine for me.

oh, wait, their "underground client" requires me to sign up for usenet to download.

fuck that.





Some UK bill was (maybe) going to pass that'd make nyaa slightly more targetable and the sysadmin got panicy and deleted everything without a notice.

https://nyaa.pantsu.cat/ and nyaa.si work fine, though I don't think there's any real difference between the two




>user not found

then it's not nyaa, is it? it's some clone without the user database.



well no it's not the original nyaa like i said that got shut down

what does the user database matter on nyaa? you just use it to torrent anime


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>centaur no nayami

>they have all 8 that aired so far

well colour me surprised


rev is a mystery wrapped in a riddle


correction: they have 1-7 with english subs, and ep. 8 is french subs.


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>Kancolle the Movie



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if you're looking for a HS release just go to their site


That has ep 8 too




>Category: Anime - Non-English-translated


>pussies out of confessing her love even after becoming a monster in order to help the man she loves

sayaka: the biggest cuck?


George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.


George Washington was entirely correct in his owning of black people as property.


the problem isn't parties

it's too few parties

parliament in america when



euphoric man's set of videos are pretty good on the subject

shame none of that will ever happen


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/x/ posts are decent sometimes


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do you know what they're talking about?



the new paid mods thing for fallout 4 automatically downloads everything necessary for the mod to your game (every mod ever in fact, every one on the club) and the only thing that's stopping you from using them is some flag or some such that's changed when you pay for it


are you ready for paid mods to be a smashing success on consoles, which will cement paid mods as the new norm for the whole industry


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oh this is clever



it's even worse on consoles, where hard drive space isn't as plentiful. every mod added to the service is automatically downloaded with no option to remove them, so the file size just keeps on bloating more and more

MS and Sony specifically told them to not do this, and gave them an alottment of data to use for the paid mod shit, but instead they just put all the stuff in a "patch" and then let you use it when you pay for it

it might even be a bigger catastrophe than the skyrim mods

they even had the gall to have the first thing they sell be horse armor


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>they even had the gall to have the first thing they sell be horse armor






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shit I could swear it said subbed when I clicked it


*revs it up*


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It is subbed rev, it's just not subbed in English. HS is doing the English release.



>automatically downloads everything necessary for the mod to your game (every mod ever in fact, every one on the club)

what the FUCK

why would they do this instead of having people DL it when they get it?



i want a gf who will pay for mods

yeah, i'm back on the retard gf grind


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well now i'm really confused

when i looked at nyaa to see if they had the centaur thing an hour ago they had a single thing and it wasn't in English

now there's everything there



see, I wasn't imagining it

what the fuck is up



>why would they do this instead of having people DL it when they get it?

>MS and Sony specifically told them to not do this, and gave them an alottment of data to use for the paid mod shit, but instead they just put all the stuff in a "patch" and then let you use it when you pay for it

probably too lazy to change it for pc


you will never be as bad at admitting your feelings as homura

not even sayaka is that bad



you haven't seen the movies right?

it gets a lot worse




i watched the show a long time ago so i barely remember it

and no i havent seen rebellion


homura akemi

magical girl


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the abyssals are better designed than almost every boat it's a shame there isn't much stuff with them


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>The Majesty of Colors is 9 years old


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the gap between Libertarianism and Minarchism is bigger than the gap between Anarchy and Absolute Totalitarianism



they all have the same thing in common, though

they all provide zero long-term benefits for citizens in general


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yo but for real though sayaka/kyouko is amazing and canon



what the fuck



>no idea ever could help anyone



this but unironically

humans are a sad and meaty step towards true consciousness


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would you punch that belly though



if he doesn't take those shorts off, yeah



rev do you wanna be on the podcast


Back in school I didn't beat kids up, but I could have.



what the h*ck


i'd punch it with my dick



sure i guess I'll have to hook my good headset back up


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*notices ur bulge* owo



it really is off center huh



no you have to use your fists


i'm sorry wesley i'll be on discord as soon as i get out of the shower



if i punch that belly can i suck that dick


fuck off with your dumb fetish sako


sponge get on discord



are you shitposting in the shower?



it is, yeah.

it doesn't really bother me tho. it's kind of endearing



oh okay i thought you forgot or something


>the idiot council is meeting to record


Please make sure to start the episode

"James Dambro, Who Cried and Had A Suicide Attempt Over Homestuck General, this is for you"



we don't have you or sako though



he said "idiot meeting" not "pedophile meeting"


brownpill me on the podcast

and by that i mean dont tell me anything because no one cares



join us in the finale



pay me for my guest appearance


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wow hitler got a tan


wait, wonk and sako are BOTH pedophiles?



how much



sako wants to fuck chicken and some other lolis



no, we're both memes



chicken is NOT a loli


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poor kids, having to look out for Fuzzy Lumpkins and Pagliacci the crying clown


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Chicken is like 10 years old dud


Fuzzy "falls through hole in floor" Lumpkins

and Pagliacci, the clown who cried after being denied from the idiot council and bewitched to shuffle off the mortal coil



you edited out the + after 11

next you'll edit mallow's page to be 11 instead of 11-19


>mami losing her mind and kill kyoko so madoka has to take her down

forgot about that

this series is fucking nuts

didn't the creator say they liked seeing girls suffer, or was that a different show



i edited it out because i knew you'd shitpost about it

the + was added with s/m ultra since that's presumably some time after s/m

she's 11 in s/m and she's probably like 12 or 13 in ultra, or do you want to try and ACTUALLY your way out of this and say she's 18 now


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y'know what hillbillies and clowns have in common?

They're both molesters!



gen urobochi just likes suffering in general.


I don't know where the fuck the age for mallow is coming from but chicken is canon 11 years old as of s/m


>Urobuchi's works often contain dark and nihilistic themes, tragic plot twists, and heavy usage of gore, which in turn has earned him the nickname "Urobutcher" from his fans.


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They don't call him The Urbobutcher for nothing.


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I have never gotten mad at homestuck general before.


Can any of you say the same?


oh and in the rest of that timeline homura has to fucking murder madoka before she becomes a witch

literally the worst



well fuck



at least i don't suffer from chronic oneitis


speaking of urobuchi, I should REALLY watch Thunderbolt Fantasy at some point




i didn't think i was going to jerk off again but she started sending mouthpics

she's starting to realize she can get my attention with them, categorizing her as a stage 3 mouthpic girl



yeah you suffer from two-to-ninitis

because you try to molest children age two to nine, because you are fat and a mexican pedophile



get in the podcast




this wasn't even clever but hey you tried



damn bro



sako might jerk it to anime, and he has admitted to getting mad at hsg before, but at least never molested real kids and tried to kill himself over it before

Also, you are mexican


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>Also, you are mexican

he's got you there

when are you gonna pay for the wall wonk


[sako voice] she's not 11 if I think she's hot


and I don't mean wonk tried to kill himself for being a pedophile, I mean he tried to kill himself over Homestuck General

I wanted that to be clear

James Dambro, who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General



ive done neither of those things, you're basically writing fanfiction about me

and yes, i am a lil mexican


mexico! will! not! pay!



why is bsb so obsessed with me





"imgay" - bsb


joke: 2 strokes

woke: 1 stroke


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James Dambro, who cried and had a suicide attempt over Homestuck General





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the bats are really loud tonight


i would say "mexico won't pay, america will" but not even america will pay for the wall

you can't pay for something that doesn't exist



>ywn have 2d gf to punch in the stomach until she throws up

>she will never look at you with tears in her eyes and vom dangling from her chin and tell you she loves you and ask for more


im tired of the æ arc of gunlad


>tfw ywn want to beat women

>tfw ywn imagine scenarios where you'd be allowed to beat women because "they want it"

it's a good feel


I'm tired of gunlad


how is this any different than bdsm



yea instead you jack off to little kids


he's trying to fuck with you probably



those sound like completely healthy and normal thoughts to have


*shapeshifts into gunlad*


>ywn pull out all of a womans teeth with pliers

>she will never say "i consent to all of this" in a barely intelligible manner

phew, good thing i added that second line or itd be a bit fucked up!


beating people without their consent IS fucked up



*arrest myself*


it's kind of unepic when we say purposefully dumb things to upset our resident unstable posters



no i don't, but i am just fucking with sako



you're right, it is

i said i was going to stop but i didn't

i really gotta work on that, it's a hard habit to break



you misspelled 'epic'



you're the other unstable person people fuck with



i mnow

which is why i should be against it


everytime i think about bdsm i remember that time moody and eri argued about it being transphobic for several hours


I didn't say anything just to fuck with sako


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I think it's funny when I make people mad, because I never am



"never being mad" sounds like a sign of psychological problems

it wouldn't be the first sign


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I bet it's not a symptom of "Wanting To Cry And Commit Suicide Over Homestuck General", which you were diagnoses with (by Dr. Butthurt lol)


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It's raining at my house now


>hxh is back on hiatus

well that was fun while it lasted


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this is my dating profile pic


my arms are too hairy for me to wear a metal watch.


Wildlife fact: Liking Homestuck is punishable by law worldwide! For example, just in the U.S.A you can get a minimum of 5 years jailtime for wearing a zodiac shirt out in public!


>haha true,nothing wrong with it tho,just harmless sniffing,you got a kik?


shit, mario + rabbids is actually good.


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i'm going to be physically ill.



lets put this to the test



I'm going to new york just so I can personally vomit all over you




meet n fuck when?



I'd just kill myself


goddamn this cripples broken ass website


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>11 people

lmao where


day with sako

>he watches anime with his back turned toward you, no communication, his mother periodically opens the door and throws in loose pieces of untoasted white bread

day with wonk

>decent enough small talk, high probability of him reading tumblr posts aloud to you, will have to sit in the lobby of starbucks while he works

day with bsb

>paint eachother's toenails while he gushes about smoker girl and roomi while you watch iCarly, he suggests "practice" kissing halfway through the second episode


100% rigged


day with sponge

snort ketamine in the parking lot of a wendy's and analyze mouthpics while laying in the gutter, lost to the k-hole



>he watches anime with his back turned toward you, no communication, his mother periodically opens the door and throws in loose pieces of untoasted white bread

is the bread free? if so sako's got my vote



the bread is free

we also have french bread



why am i working at starbucks

is this a coffeeshop romance au


Day with tumut

>we get plates and smoke some weed



epic post

i wanna try ketamine


me and tumut taking new research chems to go fight yaldobaoth and getting institutionalized


>high probability of him reading tumblr posts aloud to you

although this does accurately describe the last time i hung out with one of my friends

we read them to each other after getting coffee

tumut try again and make me sound less boring this time


im FUCKING hungry bro


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I had rice and salad


i had a le burg

with garlic aioli



why are you asking him to be inaccurate


sponge is there a reason you always misspell yaldabaoth

are you concerned that the demiurge namesearches itself






i used to be cool, back on las drogas


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chaz's fake, rubbery nipples


someone, somewhere, faps to rubber nipples



*raises rubber paw*


and that concludes the worst podcast in the universe


>peridots-moist-mouth joins the voice channel for half a second, then leaves



nobody cares


>madoka is moved by how magical girls protect humans

>to protect humans, she decides to become meguca

>madoka is destroyed by how magical girls die to become witches

>to protect magical girls, she decides to become god

i respect how little she fucks around when she finally decides to do something



Underrated post


For some reason I thought you were currently a barista

Also working at Starbucks was lame as shit duck that noise

Though working at a dunkin donuts inside a walmart was just as bad



never have been a barista, no

oh well

yeah, i've never heard good things about working there


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>you were never on it


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Behold, my last day working at said dunkin inside said walmart

Made the national news


lmao americans



i think it can go both ways

like abraxas and abrasax



godoka is best girl



also it's always namesearching itself



Abraxas Prime, one of the planets who tried to proclaim themselves the new Romulan capital world?


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sounds about right



also i totally forgot that homura ends up with a bow in the new universe


time for rebellion to fuck my shit up


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>Good end

>Hot topic carrying hiveswap merch

>Homestuck relevant despite being over and shit

how's that good


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i got some dust in my eye


That walmart is so fuckin sketchy that the cops got so tired of coming there they had a little building constructed in the parking lot

Now there's always 1-3 cops in there, actual police not security, and there whole duty is to deal with the never ending stream of calls from walmart


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getting real tired of people pinning most of the blame on the odd gentlemen tbh



that's american culture right there

that's who we are



It's partially their fault, but it's still mostly Hussie's.

Fervent cocksuckers blow it out to be entirely TOG's fault.



we still dont know how much of piggys post is even true

like ill believe the quoted numbers just because they sound so specific but everything else is up in the air


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>that's who we are


Yeah it was funny watching specifically who the police were escorting out


who here works at walmart?

because if so lol



the dunkin flanks the entrance and the loss prevention office

i just watched this shit go down day after day

sometimes it was the same fucking people getting arrested multiple days



i should stop getting attached to this guy when i don't even know what he looks like



stay pure


dish, girl



>dish, girl

what did he mean by this



why is the good end worse than the bad one?


wife hopped in the shower with me as a sexy surprise... except she caught me, you know.... taking a shit in there


ive got arthritis, depression, HIV, diabetes, plantar fasciitis, lupus. ive had 3 brain surgeries.... ok so here's my my fidget spinner rant


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literally the only thing I know about meguca is that all of the magical girls weapons come from their crystals or some dumb shit but homura only has a shield so she straight up robs dozens of military armories for their guns


today i have peed 5 times and pooped twice i have not cummed or barfed yet


i love having a mouth full of teeth


my entire butt, is actually... my ass hole


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guess what I'm doing



isn't this a tumblr post making the rounds lately



michigrim made a post about it I think



i think there's multiple



>left to right

what is this garbage


hollo, pick shitties :P


reading comics left to right feels weird now


>tfw pickle rick isn't in the house tonight


i hate it when i stumble on the youtube channel of (clearly autistic) person and i start wondering if they're happy with their (low) views or if they'll be able to look after themselves in the future



my dude..... that's your channel......


*teleports into thread*



fuck you that's YOURchannel



my dude......................i'm you....................


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Mickey is my second favorite Character after Lip


staying up all night is cool! i feel just slightly twitchy!



remember when yaldobaoth almost wasn't animated at all in the comic


i don't think i remember enough about homestuck to catch the epic ref's in hiveswap


consider this:

rickle pickers



shut up wesley






I turned myself into a nigger morty!

I'm nigger riiiick!


pickle weslers in the hooouse tonight


god i hate wesley


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i can't think of a single saberface i would fuck harder than nero


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and hope peri loves me


veggie tales but with pickle rick instead



nigga they all look the same



neck yourself


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i love how angry pickle rick makes people


veggie tales rick: "god is real summer, let me just put that band-aid on now"


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>it's already september


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reviewbrah is actually the definition of kino


how to pass Piss test? c


how am i pass test.


i want to give nero all of my mana

with my penis


Me past test. ?


buzz noise


get on skype


want a gf that will save all the flash games on newgrounds before 2020


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so which came first, the school motto or the midichlorians


the new youtube ui looks a whole lot bigger but also much more spaced out

it reminds me a lot of their mobile ui, except without the bad parts


island breeze

island breeze

take my message

across the seas

to the one i love,

the one i'm thinking of:

"ben get on skype"



skype's shit

i'm on discord though if you want


wwheres the podcast wwesley


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i'm kind of sad my brain can't just accept this as some dumb thing made by an immature person who wants to feel solidarity with victims of a tragedy, shared by other simple but well-meaning folk

i just see a cynical faux-cute shit meant to prey on the emotional manipulation of normies to acquire internet points


mexico should have x's for eyes because it is passed out drunk haha


recommend 3DS games, I want to test something




title not found



why is louisiana cut off from hugging, it neighbors the state



>to acquire internet points

i think you'll be better off when you realize these don't exist





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majora's mask


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"Food to eat."



yo! wtf! is what i think is happening happening?


*in gordon gecko voice*

greed is good



you can install freeshop on your 3ds and set it to use that site

its a lot easier and you can download without a pc


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it is

and I've never played Majora's Mask, so now I don't have to spend $30 or something if I don't like it



this is working fine for me




i'll have it uploaded by tomorrow


i need a picture of rev


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kinda works better


Virtua Racer is a game running on home console hardware from 1988 and it's amazing



the saturn never really got fair shrift from developers


goo night hsg



*goos inside of you*


i just realized that one of the default boards in the top banner is a pizzagate board lmao



I just finished Shameless season 4 and I want to talk about how good it is



oh, you want to tell us about how good shameless is, you little normie man?


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ok then


Give me, give me, Nintendo indies

Be they pixelly, or from INTI

Spend my hard-earned eShop points

On Yooka Laylee feather points

Reggie lifts me to the car

To find me Nindies near and far

Enjoy my comfy Nindie treats

In comfy Lazy Boy gaming seats

WayForward, Yacht Club, DrinkBox, Rain

But of my Nindies none remains

Game Freak releases another Pokemon

But collecting doesn't make me a happy man

Nindies are the only entertainment

That fills me with joy and contentment

I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss

I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!

Nindies are my heart's desire

Fueled by raging, shitposting fire

Aonuma sobs, and wails, and says "no more"

But Zelda isn't indies, kino or obscure

MyNintendo points were fairly earned

To buy the Nindies that I've yearned

But there's no Nindies on my Switch

Does Kimishima think that I'm a bitch?!

Nindies, Nindies, get them now!

You ungrateful, sluggish cash cow!




it's a really good show


>pokemon moon is 2.98GiB

the fuck?



rhyming points with points

bad form man


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goo night hsg


👉 👌


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>two page poppy update

>official announcement that it's becoming an illustration-supplemented web novel


poppy more like poopy





want to see a dead body



you gonna take a selfie?







what le fug

i wonder why


i am so happy they are nerfing the living shit out of dva's defense matrix

ive got a buddy who is a dva main who is crying about how unfair it is, and i am going to take secret pleasure in watching her SR drop like a rock


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the second i hit submit on this post i regretted it.

i apologize for being extremely horney online.


tell us the post



shoulda left it, it's a part of hsg


>arpaio is going to have to publically defend himself and his pardon

>the state of arizona has a chance to publically argue why he shouldnt be pardoned

dis is gonna be good


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no clicky



i clicked twice because of this post, meaning you effectively did click



i did not click


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ravioli ravioli


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you dont dig giant robots?



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>liking super robots


Americans on average spent more on taxes in 2016 than they did on food and clothing combined, according to data released this week by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

The same data also shows that in three years—from 2013 to 2016—the average tax bill for Americans increased 41.13 percent.

In 2016, according to BLS, “consumer units” (which include families, financially independent individuals, and people living in a single household who share expenses) spent more on average on federal, state and local taxes ($10,489) than they did on food ($7,203) and clothing ($1,803) combined ($9,006).

The average tax bill for American “consumer units” increased from $7,423 in 2013 to $10,489 in 2016, according to data released this week by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.


>shadow of war developer dies of brain cancer

>warner brothers makes dlc where he appears and kills the current orc you're fighting with his half guitar half axe

>$5, a portion of the money goes to his family we promise :) :) :)

goddamn vultures


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i like many things



taxes are rent payed to the state

if the government didn't do it the corporations would


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sarasa's massive saggers



is that the mean or median?


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i pulled the trigger on a ten part draw expecting to get fuck all and I got the new SSR character


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i like pink meme girl


post the pink meme one





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how do i save my friend from funko pop-induced bankruptcy


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You should snap their neck for buying inferior figures



she has like 100 at this point i think its got to be some cry for help



>100 funko pops

jesus christ

shopping addiction?



buy funkos for them


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What kind of funkos are these anyway?

What's she into?


hoarders episode

woman found dead buried under funko

the people on the show spend the whole time ripping her bad taste



i dunno

its not like she's ashamed of them, she is quite proud of her collection

but she works for minimum wage at walmart so...................



all sorts of things

animes and cartoons she watches

animes and cartoons she doesn't watch but that her friends watch and so she buys them so she can tell us about them

some even though she only plays overwatch

she buys one like every few days and a year or so later here we are



do you know if she buys them because shes not happy otherwise, or due to emotional strain?

or if she neglects basic needs or responsibilities in order to buy more

or possibly shes just bad at saving and likes funko too much


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apart for the horrid taste the important thing is that she has enough money to live decently



i get the impression she is not happy with her life, so maybe funko pops are some kind of escape

i dunno if she's ever like skipped eating for a day to get an especially epic funko though

the math doesn't really add up though, she's barely getting by on minimum wage yet she's spent what must be hundreds or even thousands of dollars on these pop figures

maybe i should stage a funko intervention


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Funko could release a figure of my waifu that would prevent my death once before breaking and I still wouldn't buy it

also I don't even like ninja turtles but holy shit this krang


are you ready for Kemono Friends! Funko Pops?


live by the funko

die like a punko


I can't even think of twenty characters I like enough that I'd buy cheap merch of them

what the le the heck! a hundo?!



maybe she wouldnt be "barely getting by" if she stopped spending money on funkos, yeah

that's too bad, she just needs healthier coping skills than shitty figurines

like gambling or meth


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I should stop looking at figures before I buy shit I don't need


>tfw you don't have any addictions that make you spend all your money

a good feel


i want some humuhumunukunukuapuaa'a


wes's debilitating peridiciton



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Did you know you can get cleaner filenames from danbooru if you hit the download button on the sidebar?



too busy thinking with my penis




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fair enough


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i wanna take this adderall before my date but i'm worried it'll make me seem like a crackhead



yeah that's a bad impression to make


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yeah. yeah i'm just gonna drink a lot of coffee and be a goofy little tweaker tomorrow

the dice roll told me not to, too.


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Oh I remember saving this picture

I also saved the companion piece


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god damn does making out and eating ass on adderall sound fun tho


You can't polish a turd or add sow tits to one



is this your, at least, third date?


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the second but we've been talking so much it might as well be a third

that's how that works right



nnnnnot really

i mean you'd know better than us whether the time in your relationship is right for drug-fueled anilingus


if anyone here is going to pax, please burn down the hiveswap booth


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Don't much care for big fat cat tats


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is there even a hiveswap booth



if anyone here is going to pax, please do a flip

actually the pax part is not important i just would very much like to see a nice flip


Did you guys end up making the poll to ban me?



who are you



fuck off



a sad little man



read this in buzz lightyear's voice! :)


Where can I listen to the latest episode of the worst podcast in the universe


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ainsley hayes is the only good republican

and she's fictional


>BK tendies

>sweet and sour sauce






republicans are all good


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Just ate a whole little caesars pizza in twenty minutes because I'm fucking disgusting



Time to take a visit!


Me Wonk and Grant should start a podcast.



it would just be the three stooges but modern day



wasnt there a modern day three stooges film



not like she is


Set in the remote countryside of the southern US, one year has passed since the events of No More Heroes. Badman has come to exact his revenge on Travis for the murder of his daughter, Badgirl. As the two foes are battling it out, they’re sucked inside the phantom game console ‘Death Drive MK-II’, a machine developed by Doctor Juvenile. It is said that whomever collects and beats all six of its games will have their wishes granted.

i cum



this is meant for >>1011034

this is why i shouldnt think of two posts at once


absolutely not

what would we even talk about



Is this a video game or a shitty straight to vhs movie produced in one of the flyover states?



how do you not know about no more heroes you dumb buttgoblin



isn't that just based on popularity?


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you mean the song?


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>looking for houses for sale

>see one that looks pretty good

>reasonably sized living room and kitchen with two huge bedrooms

>it's half the price I was expecting to pay for a house

>I might not even need to get a mortgage to buy it


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>enjoying manga

>NTR rears its ugly head out of nowhere


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NTR fighting game

you deal damage by fucking the other players wife



honestly the only bad one in here is the Frisk, the other 3 are nice


NTR but instead of a fat old guy stealing your girl, it's another, cuter girl



i wonder if the parents played undertale or they're just being nice to their son



buying a home is one of the most epicest decisions i've ever made

it's cool to see it go up in value over time and not be throwing money away on rent

that said, you'll end up spending more than you'd think on upkeep and little things here and there. just spent like 80 bucks on air filters today for example, the sort of shit you just don't think about. so be prepare to spend more monthly than you'd think.

that said, if you can go without mortgage, you're probably gonna be okay.



cool can't wait to not watch it


the japanese VA of Lina Inverse really makes her sound like a gremlin


NTR but it's the reader who's doing the cheating


ntr but you ntr the ntr-fags by keeping ntr out of my fucking manga


a manga about a man who accidentally cucks other men constantly and tries everything he can to stop it



okay i was complaining but i would read this




is the gamer girl dva main meme real?



you listen to it dumbass, not watch



my mistake, can't wait to not listen to it


self-absorbed millenial brat, born after part 2: i don't get how i'm supposed to kill this vampire. no matter what my stand does this dio guy just keeps regenerating. it's pretty much hopeless.

me, an experienced ripple user: pffft, maybe if you spent less time on your iphone and more time breathing,



i play overwatch with 3 girls and 2 dudes

the girls main dva, mercy, and mercy

one of the guys mains soldier 76 and the other mains tracer and uses waifu pictures of her as his phone background

yes. all the memes are real.


literally all i know about the podcast is the megacock incident



It's weird that these people actually exist.

Did the tracer main care about her being gay?


did you guys make a podcast while i was gone for a year



*gives u an invisible Stand wedgie* get fucked, grampa







it's a bunch of skypenigs



kind of, it might have just ended though

it was mostly just a handful of people blogging for 1-2 hours



"you guys" as in "attention whores"


ah, i see.... its a skypeniggian affair then........


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code monkey stop changing the fucking hashes every other week



it stopped being skypenigs halfway and just became hsg


is the podcast seriously just verbal shitposting

you just hang out and talk about nothing




what the fuck did you think it was jim, organized discussion over that hot webcomic homestuck?


ben and sponge aren't skypenigs and me, khan, and spacebar regularly post here

also rev and horsie


it has crossie scum. so it's not truHSG



i thought it was about something, at least

something i don't give a shit about, but still something

this is more pathetic than i thought before



i think cam was a skypenig, plus some other guy? the amount of non-hsg people was like 1 or 2 out of a rotating amount of 9-10 people


though khan was excommunicated now that i mention him


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would you let this man represent you in court





>i thought it was about something, at least

>something i don't give a shit about, but still something

>this is more pathetic than i thought before

have you listened to any podcasts, most of them are just blogging with maybe some sort of topic for 20 minutes inbetween talking to each other



cam and dra never spoke so i don't really count him

egg and wouter were in but they didn't want to be in it anymore



>have you listened to any podcasts

why in god's holy fucking name would i listen to the podcast



it's epic...


ugh i completely read that wrong


yes, i've listened to podcasts, but they're all political or about specific things so they have a topic, or many topics, theyve decided on before



Learn english wonk. I meant podcasts in general not the hsg podcast.


>but they're all political or about specific things so they have a topic, or many topics, theyve decided on before

those sound like some pretty shitty podcasts not gonna lie



you're one of the people in the podcast right



rev is that you? put your trip back on


one time i started listening to a podcast but someone on it said "we're living in a post gamergate world" and i realised the podcast wasnt gonna get any better



yea, wesley asked me to be on them



then i don't think you get a say in what podcasts are shitty

especially not any i listen to


wonk is just mad that i never invited him on...



i can say that any podcast focusd on politics is automatically bad, regardless of their views


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>i cry almost every time i get canceled on


right hand path, motherfucker

i need to stop with the left hand shit. it's going to fucking destroy me

i type two hours before i prepare myself a fat addy rail



hey, at least that guy finally has a girlfriend who won't judge him for his two inch erection


this is what i get for ignoring the wisdom of sam hyde



nice get tho

sorry sponge


>listen to these literally whos talk about their uneventful day and past traumas



it's okay that means i get to partake with me and one or more of the boyz


sometimes i wish i wasn't bifuricating the way i was

have you ever looked in the mirror and been afraid of what was looking at you?


oh sponge, don't spiral


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all the time


i regret asking about the podcast



it's way too late for that


i regret existing



outside of wesley occasionally posting it no one really talks about it, so I don't really see what the issue is


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Okay actually me and Wonk are starting a Let's Play channel



whatre we playin



Up to you. I was thinking of doing Hiveswap as our starting game


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Hsg should be a place of blood


hey i'm wonk

i'm not so wooonk



who are these semen daemons



mousou telepathy


hey, me and ben had a riveting discussion about anime and the yakuza video games last night

the podcast is good


podcast idea: Want Gf

weekly 5-hr episodes where i describe in extreme detail what kind of gf i want


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>me and ben

>the podcast is good




tbh, I was barely paying attention about yakuza, I've never played them


ben might be gay but he's one of the better posters here




oh wow what a great achievement



that's gonna be awful

how about we play nothing but sonic r on a gamecube emulator


benjamin status: my friendjamin


*writes in big red letters "Best Poster on Homestuck General (https://8ch.net/homosuck/index.html)" on my CV*




*shoves my CURRICULUM VITAE printed on rigid paper up your ass*



I think you mean a RESUME.



that's probably the only thing even remotely worth knowing


i'm watching louis theroux's scientology movie and wtf is this shit

some kind of half-documentary half-fiction-movie because he couldn't get an interview with anyone who mattered? this is super embarrassin'.



i thought you were talking shit about The Master for a second and i was gonna go off

yeah this does look super embarassin'


Link me to the podcas


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this on the other hand, is epic


it's heavily inspired by scientology but it never claims to be a documentary

it's got the epic heroin overdose actor too




i only kinda liked the master when i watched it, but i grew to love it because it is a lot of fun to dissect and discuss


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based /ourguy/


will shad ever get arrested lads



is that shad

it makes me think it's shad


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Bob Loblaw's Law Blog


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little white cuck ball



so if BB-8 was the "cuck ball", does that mean BB-9E is the "bull ball"?




They’re girlfriends



of course it is



that's actually kinda cool

there were a bunch of different r2 units


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you guys are missing a lot by not watching this show



is this some coordinated shilling or something, my parents and my coworkers won't stop talking about this


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


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yeah I'm getting paid big bucks by your family and coworkers




if i wanted to see boobs and ass, i'd look at porn.




this looks like trash


8lissed 8iss


how to get /fit/ so i can crossplay as hatsune miku or reimu


me and xlr are on the same wavelength except not about gays or furries or everything






eat a salad&chicken, fatty



are people still going on about this

what's the story here

the DNC faked a russian hacking so well that it convinced the entire intelligence community?


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oh hey one of my favorite artists popped up again



how else were they going to cover up seth rich's death

use your head dummy



Have you tried not being fat



why would you need to be fit to do that



oh i didn't click that it was a blue's clues ref



because he doesn't want to embarass himself like a lot of cosplayers



no one wants to see a fat miku



Being a faggot is already embarrassing, is being fat faggot really that much worse?


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ok but post link immediately to full




i dunno, let us know




chara narrator is epic


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>dudes its not weird or anything i just like seeing little girls in pain

>er, not always girls though, here's a singular picture of a guy in pain (so you know i'm fair of course)

>why don't people like it when i post little girl guro? i don't get it....

>shut the fuck up wonk

>shut the fuck up khan

>why doesn't anyone like me :((((((((


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did someone say "gore"


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Kill wonk ans sako tbh


*clones wonk and sako*


it occurred to me

that i've never beat my meat to pochaco

and i need to fix this asap


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so cute


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who's ready for the mcelroy's to play hiveswap


why'd i put an apostrophe there


>5 years for 1 act of an 8 part point and click

It Never Stops Being Funny


i'd watch shameless if it wasn't for that little kid who hurts animals






i forgot to plan anything for the long weekend



I like how all the game news sites phrase hiveswap as if it's a full game

a bunch of people are going to buy it thinking its the full package even though it says act 1


who, literally who and whomst'd


time for the trusty old backup, getting stoned and watching shitty tv


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I'm a haver of a big dick betwixt my legs


homestuck's back, baby!



it doesn't count if it's your boyfriend's dick, BSB



Is he giving you a piggyback ride

That seems nice why call him a dick


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do you live under a rock

theyre funnymen

three brothers

they have a podcast called "my brother my brother and me"

girffin does videos for polygon

this is his amiibo review series



we dont know how much is done


My Biracial Queer wizard casts Magic huuuuh Farts xD


i just rewatched the trailer and god some of the joey/jude animation is terrible

the backgrounds look nice though


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Current mood:





You see, I am the flying trash can



these anime titles are getting stupider and stupider


i remember the new york team talking about how they were starting work on act 2




that's it, that's the podcast



well we don't...



maybe they did try to start other acts

it wouldn't surprise me at all if their pacing was retarded


"my brother my brother and me" and "the adventure zone" (the dnd podcast) are two different things


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I'm glad I never cared about lps so if some retard decides make a hiveswap video it won't affect me in any way



>shit and shit

so nothing changed


o.O will smith is trying to eat soybeans in meh bed O.o


I'm glad I care about lps so if some retard decides make a hiveswap video i can watch and laugh

i'm still hoping for a yahtzee review



*holds up spork*


🐭 will smith is trying to eat soybeans in my bed 🐭


*in yahtzee voice* Hiveswap is years past its prime and leaves anyone who touches it full of regret, much like ur mum on a saturday night ayyyyyyy vegemite



but it's a different kind of shit


WHAT'S UP GUYS THIS IS DANTE BASCO AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT HIVESWAP by the way I was in hook and avatar perhaps you remember me?



shit that was spot on

alright, now that i've read that in his voice, i'm satisfied


Dante Basco raps over: hiveswap act 1


oh yeah

Homestuck 2.0




do you think dante kept the shitty cosplay horns


>On Thursday, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters that President Trump would donate $1 million of his “personal money” to Hurricane Harvey victims. But on Friday, she wasn’t so sure.

>Asked by a reporter if she knew whether Trump’s donation would be “coming from his own money or from the Trump Foundation,” Sanders dodged.


Reimu's smelly tubes


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>tfw you can download the delisted eshop titles from nintendo's servers


man people are STILL mad about that aclu tweet


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the mosques literally ALL opened to the people before this douchebag opened his $160 MILLION DOLLAR megachurch

the video of two guys outside the church debunking the "but it's too flooded to get to" lie is incredible



didnt hiveswap have some secret guest writer?



like i said

he belongs in hell


the best response to osteen saying "no one asked us to help" was "jesus asked you 2000 years ago"

also, fun fact

tyler perry donated 1million to harvey relief

250k of which is going to osteen



i like the a le epic randomness of meme 2!!!!


When I find myself in times of trouble,

Mother Mary comes to me

speaking words of wisdom,

"me sweepy"



why is ANY of it going to osteen?



>Perry, who has family in Houston, said he recently spoke with Osteen and called Joel and Victoria Osteen “amazing people. There's no way they would lock people out of the church and not let people in for shelter.”



wow of course the idiot is an idiot why would I have expected any differently


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do you think there's a difference between "falling in love w/ a robo-babe/hunk" stories (the naked sun, weird science, westworld (sort of)) and "falling in love with basically siri" stories (her, the good place (sort of), there's a third thing i was thinking of when I started this post but i forgot)


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if some sluts mouth opens past like 30 degrees I want to chuck stones in it


hmmmm why would tyler perry feel cloesness with someone who uses christinanity to hide undesirable qualities of himself

what a mystery



somehow falling in love with a humanoid robot is creepier than falling in love with a bodiless AI to me

with a humanoid body theres a physical sexual aspect that kind of brings in a "guy marrying his realdoll" feeling, where falling in love with essentially just a voice feels less skeevy


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falling in love with an AI feels more "pure" because it's based only on the chemistry between two "people" and not on physical attraction


that said, i want a brought-to-life-realdoll gf



that wasn't even me


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also, do watch the good place. it's surprisingly good for its premise


it bothers me more than it should when a subgroup doesn't add chapters to their releases



yeah actually they've donated lots, thanks for checking


*pisses with the force of a thousand black holes*


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remember gabriel dropout


when will weslidot become canon





yes, what about it


*shapeshifts into a crackhead*



i dumped poopydot


wesley has no dignity


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you can't hide what's inside



wtf is wrong with her eyes


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the sonic advance games were good


reminder that this generation of gamers believes there were never good sonic games and 3d zelda games suck ass because arin hanson told them so


i hate being this desperate

being this desperate and being trapped on teegeeack



whats sonic and zelda is that a type of minecraft?


i watched minecraft porn the other day

it was mesmerizing


hussie should have made hiveswap be a minecraft mod


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hiveswap: the patreon-only build


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im sad sega doesnt make consoles anymore


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that's not how planets work she'd destroy earth instantly

stupid macrofags


trust clet, he's an expert on earth physics


i think out of every fetish ever, macro makes the least sense to me

i can kinda get size growth up to, like, buidling size, but how are you even supposed to sexually interact with a person the size of a fucking city?



>sexually interact

i'm not imagining that im fucking the city sized girl, im imagining the girl fucking the city


cucked by the city



I think that's the point you're not supposed to sexually interact with them

The fact that they're so godlike and inaccessible is what makes them hot I guess?


please ntr me, chrysler-building-sempai


i don't think it's possible to explain fetishes to someone who doesn't have them



I can understand the rationale behind most stuff except for transforming people into chairs or diapers or shit like that


wes me up



*bens you up instead*



i mean, isn't it literal objectification, the loss of agency and being used by a partner?



i can feel it

im changing

: }


*gets off to the idea of being turned into an air conditioner*


i was third wheeling with my friends that are dating and they just started fighting lol



record it


>your youtube history now can show your comments

haha fuck



it's mostly just quiet emotional abuse



Like what



truly epic



she walks all over him and expects way more out of him than he does of her, a lot of shit that isn't fair. she basically lives at his house and doesn't pay rent or anything

i wish i knew how to get it through to him that it isn't cool that she acts like that.


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