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finally it's here

not clicking



not clicking


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my epic eyes


fuck you wesley


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this looks dangerous


>jp splatfest is sponsored by mcdonalds

>chicken nuggets vs fries

civil war



the debate to end all debates


fries tbh



*pushes you down*

this is real nugga hours


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very femme


*cocks gun*

you're not nuggetfags are you hsg



*grabs your gun and flips it around*

gun backwards is nug, motherfucker


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guilty as charged


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I knew he was going to make a stupid post like that but by then I had already hit new reply


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2 hours and 36 minutes of pure concentrated verbal shitposting


skypenig me


>cop pulled somebody over in the park i was in while i'm completely wired

there's the adrenaline i was looking for


my dog tried to eat a little gecko baby who found his way inside

she's a murderer

do i have to..... put her down...............



every living thing is implicit in the murder of many other things

and we all get put down


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very important message i saw in an MTG chat, please click



dont get arrested



i won't, i made it to the coffee shop without interacting with any porcine gentlemen


drugs will help me deal with the shitty parts of my life

just look at all the happy drug addicts out there


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i wish this coffee shop was a little more goth



i don't have a clue


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no, it isn't, not by a furlong



this is a bad post



your opinion isn't worth the paper its printed on


i want a dbz series where vegeta is the main character and it’s just about him being a better dad than goku


the hernandez family

*clicks castanets twice*


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Reboots are rarely good just let things rest


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Samus! ✌️ #cutiesaturday


*open s a book*

gakk gakk >: )



i agree but the "reboot" (if you wanna call it that) of twin peaks is literally the best thing to ever air on tv



do you think samus ever actually smiles like that

maybe her time off is great but i would think most of her life would be miserable and violent and horrifying


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it no doubt is but i like to think she works hard to help herself, she puts in the effort to deal with her trauma

or you just pretend that super smash brothers is a pocket dimension where they all live happily outside the context of their individual fucked up lives


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wow no


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>pokemon gold and silver hit the eshop on september 22

>I can't find a free Pokemon Bank alternative that supports blue/red and thus, theoretically, gold/silver

unless I'm just missing one with google's fucked search results


pokemon bank made me quit the series


>wonk made a bad post

wow like clockwork


anyone here play videogames


all of wonk's posts are bad

mine are always really funny and good



*activates the g*mer silent alarm*


i hate going to loud clubs and bars

they should make quiet clubs where there is no music and nobody can talk above a whisper and also they kick out everyone but me


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I usually do this when I go to loud parties



maybe smash is a nirvana for all the characters involved


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smash is valhalla



i should've thought of that

that's an epic interpretation

also switch smash when

i really hope this one has something like the subspace emissary. i wouldn't even mind if it was like $20 dlc as long as it was of a similar quality. i know the story was the equivalent of kid smashing action figures together but it was so fun


do you ever feel like everything is practice? what are we practicing for? an afterlife spent satisfied for helping ingratiate the demiurge? i know you know people that believe that, but can you really believe that?


spending all of my money on mobile games


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>youtube now lets you browse your old comments

*monkeys paw curls ominously*



there are 100% homebrew apps that can help you



I'm seeing one that only works across the R/B/Y and one that only works across X/Y/OR/AS

so, sure, I understand what you mean

but wasn't the "bonus" ability of the bank meant to be "you can move your R/B/Y into X/Y/OR/AS and beyond"?

or am I misunderstanding that?


Would you have a d.va girlfriend?


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want a reaper bf

a thicc thighs bf


b or ed



I have the thiccest thighs and it's not fat




but im like

so sure theres a way to get pokemon from eshop rby to new shit

like 90% sure


i just spent over fifty dollars on porn



give me fifty dollars instead and ill just send you free porn


i think i'm just gonna comission my own clips next time

i bet i could get a decent deal from these models (lol) that collaborate together a lot



i doubt you have any of my niche porn



how niche we talking



mommy vore among other epic things



but now i want to know what the other epic things are

spill the niche beans spongeboy



i can't remember if i've told hsg this but i love ass sniffing/ass humiliation videos if the actress is good

bonus points if it involves micro/macro stuff



I'm not sure if this is worth almost a gig of space



l m fucking a o, my dude



whats the porn

upload it to sharing sites too, show those sl°ts the power of the free market


tfw no mommy dom


spongelord likes porn with little boys in it.......


i've been edging for like the last two hours

this is fucking epic



dude you can be my age and have a mommy dom



if youre 19 and have a mom well

thats your problem? :x


like, grow up



what did he meme by this



i wonder if i'm getting close to tantric masturbation

i'm still edging


>special splatfest stage

oh, word?


you are all bad hombres



>Alinsky model terrorist tactics

what does this even mean





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me in the 3rd pic

(i'm the sun getting all fucked up)


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showed up to work four hours late like an alpha



have you played this game?

a sequel was on sale last week and i picked it up


>amazon got rid of the two week discount on new releases

>have to preorder in order to get the discount

this bites


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apparently the feds consider "antifa" a terrorist organization and is warning that "more attacks" are coming

so if they link his money to antifa he would be considered a sponsor of terrorism as silly as that seems



yes, but I never finished it

I should spend more time playing games that are actually good instead of rpgs


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>go to that super cheap housing for a viewing

>I'm not even there for five minutes and there's a guy screaming and swearing in front of a bunch of little kids about the way I parked my car



gid gud at parking


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It's getting cold lads

Time to get my fuzzy robe and gengar slippers out of the closet for some cozy shitposting


>just came after jerking off for like seven hours



i've never had cum with that little viscosity before

or peed that long afterwards

this has been a very epic success. it's possible. tantric masturbation is possible, hsg.




you're going to destroy your dick that way



How raw is that little guy




this may be the most beaten my meat has ever been


now i'm feeding myself grapes



yeah, you gotta use a sleeve if you're going to go that long otherwise you'll lose all sensitivity there



>gengar slippers

oh im jelly


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My brother got me a pair of squirtle ones for christmas too

I keep them at my parents house


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thread theme


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if you use a sniper in splatoon youre a miserable person


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is the game any good


any fellow japari parkers in the hoooouse toniiiiiight?


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This is one of the voice actors for the MHA dub



for christs sake

how do they not know


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Sandstar turned me into a pickle, Kaban-chan!! I'm Pickle Riiiiick!!!!


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i wonder if she realizes its a weird porn thing, and she's trying to re-appropriate it as a fat positivity thing

or if she really thinks the artist drew the characters blown up like ridiculous balloons and displaying their giant tits and asses to show solidarity with actual obese people



i want a proudly displays deviantart porn in her workplace gf



when i worked at starbucks there was a cute girl in her late 20's who worked with me

she was into animu and other nerd shit so we bonded a little

she always drew a lot and one time I asked if she had a site and she responded that she had a deviantart and made additional income by doing commissions

"oh so you draw furry porn then?"

you shoulda seen the way her face just went ghost white and she looked suddenly awkward

"its.....actually furry bdsm...." she said

i wonder what ever happened to her she was qt


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the fuck is this


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idgaf about the new star wars movies whatsoever, but i love how the twists/plot points from those movies are always spoiled because of the action figures hitting stores before the movie came out

its like how everyone knew john boyega wasn't gonna be a jedi, despite being shown in the trailer with a lightsaber, simply because his figure came with a gun and daisy ridley's came with a lightsaber



marketing and toys sales ruins everything


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whats the % chance of hiveswap spoilers from the welovefine store



As a horror fan, I think thats why I've always been so accepting of b-movies

with no marketing, no advertising, and no licensed memorabilia, you really just have to sit down and fucking watch the movie

it isn't like AAA popcorn flicks where the ad campaign starts 8 months before release

just the other day on one of my horror sites I saw a totally-not-a-shill post about how Bill Skarsgard was so scary as Pennywise that the 16-17 year old cast members of It couldn't help it and started crying in fear during their first scene together

its like for fucks sake this is as bad as "lights camera insanity" with the Jared Leto joker


listen, marina and pearl are gfs and that's canon.


How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.



>you really just have to sit down and fucking watch the movie


and fucking trailers that spell out the whole movie oh my god, thats another thing i hate

ive seen trailers and thought "alright, dont need to spend money on that"


more trufax




delusional faggots



yeah they're my gfs


>buddy is unironically excited for the It remake and says it looks terrifying



but dude it was like he was ACTUALLY the joker...................


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pearl is ugly


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>skarsgard on what makes pennywise scary

>"Heath Ledger’s Joker is rooted in the real; you can break down the psychology. But Pennywise is not a real person."

i think he's also pulling a "it's like im becoming the character and i dont even realize it until the makeup is off" thing too


altho looking for those comments i found a number of other things

apparently the guy who directed "the hangover" is going to make a Joker origin movie

and there's going to be a Hulu series called "castle rock" about the town stephen king sets a bunch of his stuff in, and it's gonna be about all of those things at once? i think?


like anyone could do pennywise better than tim curry

did you know tim curry is a shapeshifting extra-dimensional were-spider in real life too?


Daniel Day Lewis:

>while filimg the crucible I built and lived in an unheated wooden cabin with no modern technology and I tilled my own fields for half a year to get in the mindset of a toiling puritan farmer

Jared Leto

>I sent the cast anal beads and dead rats cuz I'm da jokah baby


theres an event they have at the restaurant/theater near me where everyone dresses up as clowns for the It movie release

i want to go trawling for some clowngirl strange, but then i'd have to actually see the new It movie with my own eyes

life gives you very hard choices sometimes



i dont think anyone has misunderstood the joker more than jared leto



it's worth it and you know it


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I don't think the new it is going to be bad

But I also don't think it will be great

Also having seen the two part made for tv version many times, I can honestly say that Tim curry was a shining gem in an otherwise very mediocre production


i don't understand the attraction to clowngirls.




Fuck that go anyway, you might see some funny hijinks even if there aren't any cute clowngirls


unnecessary remakes are unnecessary

why is the industry so creatively bankrupt

why won't they try anymore

there are probably lots of good ideas out there! give some a chance!




like the homestuck tv show!



ask your primary physician for referral to a neurologist


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i just think they're neat


Someone far more creative than me should make a clown gf with the template







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theres this one but its too sexual


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I saw this one ages ago


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hartley hooligans brain: wanting gf

big brain: wanting wife

galactic brain: wanting soulmate

brain that encompasses all matter and time: wanting clown gf



shouldnt this be "clown wife"



i know what i posted


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What rpg class would you want your gf/wife to be?



*mind melds with my clown gf*



Bard gf or necromancer gf




tall fit barbarian





super novice gf


>cold enough for hoodie+jeans

>try them on

>jeans that needed a belt to hold them up one year ago now barely fit me





i lost 35 pounds over the last year and felt so amazing, but then my mom died and i've been comfort eating and in two months i've put it all back on

wearing jeans is painful in multiple ways now





>tfw lost ~20 pounds since mid july


i can't ignore the weight anymore

i'm entering rev mode


>russian consulate set to close in California

>black smoke starts pouring out

>they say theyre "preserving the building"



tiny brain: lord of the flies with girls

bigger brain: lord of the flies wouldn’t work with girls because they’d work together and get off the island

expanding brain: girls and women are capable of violence and cruelty too

galaxy brain: young girls could build an equally hellish micro-society but it would function differently from the original because of differing socialization and men aren’t qualified to write it anyway



the bigger brain should be the tiny brain one


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I don't really know what this nice girl thing is but she's cute



good point


tiny brain: wonk should post

large brain: wonk should stop posting



a rk9/s4s shitpost


i've been comfort eating since my birth


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oh okay

I avoided those boards like the plague




but with you!




universe brain: they already made lord of the flies with girls it's called mean girls



great you can read kym too


i call my dog puppy-chan in front of other people and theres nothing you can do to stop me



I'd call your dog koinu-tan


multiverse brain: we don't need a lord of the flies remake when we already have that one simpsons episode where they race fruit down the bus


that poor dog tries to look intimidating and prideful in front of people and other dogs

and you just shoot him down like that


and they were rescued by oh lets say, Moe


im watching petcop

its lepic


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god; i wish that were me



do you mean petscop?



Rick would definitely use Facebook



le szechuan suace :}}}}}}}


regular brain: puppy

large brain: pupper

expanding brain: pupper-chan

galaxy brain: koinu-chan

universe brain: wan-chan

multiverse brain: you


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the panic defense is still mostly legal?



where does poocher rank on this


There are good reasons why men’s-rights activism has served for so many as a gateway drug to the alt-right: Both movements appeal to men with fantasies of violent, sometimes apocalyptic redemption — and, like Cantwell, a tendency to express these fantasies in bombastic prose. And both movements are based on a bizarro-world ideology in which those with the most power in contemporary society are the true victims of oppression.

In other words, if you can convince yourself that men are the primary victims of sexism, it’s not hard to convince yourself that whites are the primary victims of racism. And it’s similarly easy for members of both movements to see white men as the most oppressed snowflakes of all.

— Men’s Rights Activism Is the Gateway Drug for the Alt-Right




wanna see the bit of cracked molar i just pulled out of my mouth




my molar cracked because I had a cavity that literally only i took seriously and nobody would give me the insurance information I needed to make a dentist appointment



It's pretty neat

episode 11 fucking never


I work at a bar




who was the hsg personality that showed his extracted wisdom teeth again?



who cares bitch


Out on the road or back in town

All kinda critters put Sako down

Gotta rise above it

Gotta try to get along

Gotta walk together

Gotta sing this song



Alone in the world was a little Sakoooooooo


Falling in love with a girl means having a desire to call her a bitch to her face



i do, obvi


you're 19 bro you gotta stop blaming others


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Roomi is not small, she's fun size


oh god so much rice with sausages i'm going to eat like a pig tomorrow



man, what did you do to deserve abusive parents like that




they're not abusive they're just lazy


man she's gonna be so much fun to have sex with



you call it lazy, i call it "willfully ignoring their child's health problems"

so maybe not abusive but not super


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die sexhaver



>someone gets murdered in DC

is that news now


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you guys I'm gonna get MEGA LAID


bsb accidentally yelling "smoker girl" when fucking his roommate


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>took one month after I slid down the stairs to get an x-ray

>we never got the x-ray results

>another month just to get a physical therapy appointment

>3 months after I get a cavity and it takes it cracking open to get me to the dentist


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>parents tell me they're not running around the store to look for soft food to eat while I wait for my tooth to get fixed

>they just buy more frozen fucking dinners


sako can you not liveblog the abuse, too

the anime is bad enough


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beat their asses


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are you so desperate that you can't even pick some pictures that won't show up in google's image search?


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what im getting from this is that i should liveblog New Game



i'd rather feel bad for you because of your taste in anime than for your bad home life, yeah


I'm really good at fucking

I got a king size bed and a king size dick to go with it



new game isn't bad though





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tch................ newfags....................................................,,



how do I fill this out?

for instance, do I have to be the security guard to mark that square or do I just have to be aware of his existence?

fuck whoever made this garbage



how does one even play this game of bingo

half of these are not actions/things people have done but rather just abstract ideas

like "the Gigapause"

what about it? were there for it? remember it?


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ah yes that rev post cleared up everything

now i know how to fill in spaces in bingo

its so simple why didn't i think of that


me and Roomi are gonna homestuck buckets haha


of course it makes perfect sense to rev's brain


bsb has never gotten laid, right



haha you're going to 'pail' with her (thumbs up if you get the reference haha)



the pictures he posted earlier of "roomi" are showing up in gris

so, safe bet is no, he's never had sex



no one thought those were actual pictures of her, rev


no one actually thought that was her, that wasn't his intention

when you post pictures of black midgets, we don't think you're actually sleeping with said midget


my mouth hurts a little



stop trying to eat lufa


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me top tier hungo




is new game about lesbos

you can liveblog all the gays you want


good nostalgic smells:

brake cleaning fluid

racing fuel exhaust

burnt rubber


1001 skypeniggian nights


wonk reminiscing about being an extra in Cars


tell me about Kaguya

why does she enjoy ballbusting so much?



she hates balls and wants to remove as many as possible from existence



why hasn't she blinded herself yet, then?


Also lol I forgot about the homestuck official youtube channel lol



how could i be an extra in cars

i am not a car



remember how they hired a guy in a wheelchair just to make an epic rufio joke


i was just around racecars a lot as a baby

they're neat


the council of pickle ricks


cant wait for the universe to implode


order, or-urp!-der!

this hooooouse is in session toniiiiiiiight



this but with my asshole rupturing instead


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Cyrodiil girls make do


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im disappointed it's not a soul gem



I thought it was from the thumbnail



chaotic neutral


you ever think about how it's likely that pence is implicated in the russian scandal and if anything actually happens to trump because of the investigation it might happen to pence too

you ever think about president paul ryan


there's a webcam porn niche of asian girls torturing their own bellybuttons with screwdrivers and other sharp objects



for fuck's sake don't fucking liveblog your jerkoff sessions to you fucker


i watched some petscop analysis videos and it is incredibly jarring for them to have a typical zany clickbait tone and then begin discussing a real life little girl who got murdered


guess who is the lucky boy that's getting a root canal on tuesday



have fun

they're not so bad


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want orc pirate mommygf


want a tall fit and green orc gf that doesnt look like a black woman



i've never played the game, i just love lauran bousfield


youtube reactors should literally be euthanized


youtube reactors meltdown, causing a 80km area around google HQ to be evacuated


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the remaining 10% are morty


im bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"These Top 10 Pickle Rick/iDubbbz Mashup Vines Keep Me From Ending It All" - 22 million views


isnt it weird to think how old viral videos only got a couple million views but vine/meme compilations regularly get 10x that



i am such a summer, but my friends say i'm a jessica, can you believe that?



i wish i knew who those people are so i could make fun of you


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communists murdering people are morally better than fascists doing the same thing


"i am [character] from [show], they're so me! and you're totally [other character]! what characters are the rest of our friends?" is my least favorite discussion that i have to participate in often



i do think about that sometimes

it's awful


i thought vriska was a really nice person because all my friends said i was just like her



it's a real bad feel lad


biting down on something and having your tooth crumble and fall apart is fucking terrifying



Did it hurt



not at all

which only made it scarier


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“Pauvre, pauvre pussycat. Ah, c’est la guerre!” – Tuffy, “Touché, Pussy Cat!”, 1954


should i get a copy of ffxiv with my pizz


zit in the middle of my motherfucking back







in this world there is no!



hiveswap ep-i-sode 2



half life 3



I thought that face was a lock, but that's a HELL of a lock



It's an alarm but if you feed it someone it opens the door


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*jerks it violently with both hands*



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oh, it looks playable




so "lepic" and "discordian"!


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small brain: paying attention to the hiveswap gameplay

big brain: trying to listen to the conversation about scalemates going on in the background



*bangs fists on the table* WHERE ARE THE DRUMPF AND ALT-RIGHT JOKES?






literally peri me to death


tonight's dinner: a bowl of dry cereal and a bottle of cider



I don't think even they'll go that far but I expect a lot of old memes or "yaaas girl" or shit like that


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It means nothing and everything at the same time, just like gnostic cosmology! Elric, Edward Elric!


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well at least theyre consistent



people are going to be pissed about this




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yeah no shit

also i just realised they edited the bubsy between that last trailer and now, at this point im convinced they're gonna step on some copywritten toes as soon as the game comes out


the dragon maid show ended up being pretty ass

i should've believed grant



isn't it just moeshit



why are they so dumb and bad at this

they're gonna ruin themselves




its like

10% moeshit

40% yuribait

40% tiddies flopping around



wait that's only 90

uhhhh i guess we'll throw 10% toward the main character making a mundane observation and everyone acting like she said something very wise and profound



what were you expecting, gripping drama and philosophical themes?


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>Hiveswap has been pulled from steam after it was discovered the developers replaced all instances of the daedric font from TES with the klingon alphabet from Star Trek, What Pumpkin CEO stated "I really didn't think anyone would notice"



satisfying slice of life anime is possible

this was more like being endlessly teased about relationships that never progress in any way with some gigantic breasts thrown in every few minutes to keep you from looking away

it was like emotionally edging for 7 hours


kanna was very adorable when they were treating her like a little daughter but then there would be a shot with her ass hanging out of her dress that would make things weird


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i could've been a happy little trailer trash texan

i could've been a happy little trailer trash texan




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why not do it

trailers are epicly cheap, i almost bought one just because


shitposting outside

hear some bats chirping overhead

hope they see our epic pics with their epiclocation


*adjusts microphone*

*drinks water from plastic bottle*

*clears throat*

*takes a big breath*

ravioli ravioli mating press the dragon loli


i love amphetamines!


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sleepless in seattle?

good movie


now im gonna watch the old westworld


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me dancing on the right


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the modern day turing


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*hops out of crashed 18-wheeler*

*wes starts rushing towards me on his motorcycle*

cmon do it i want you to do it cmon

peri me



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i wanna be this cool



that is some Patlabor shit right there


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old westworld: what if machines... are evil???

new westworld: what if machines... are human???


that movie was boring and duuuumb



Battlestar Galactica: what if evil machines...became human?



actually nice addition



that's literally what happened with the show, though





i know rev


what if every sneeze felt like an orgasm



make every orgasm feel like a sneeze and you got yourself a deal


oh yeah bb put pepper up my noseholes


me wants some honey-roasted peanuts



*rapes the anon who made this post*


me wantsa not be raped


tfw no gf with microcephaly



claire is gonna be legal in two years





I don't think she'll ever be legal


what should my desktop background be


my negro (lol) crapademia (LMAO!) is pretty good so far


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called off work so i wouldnt have to spend the $15 on an uber to get home even though i'd make like $90



this but with $30 dollars instead of $15 and $27 instead of $30



>$27 instead of $30

instead of $90, damn it


idiot welsey


epic wesley


wesley and sponge: texas girl's inside story


metal wesley


giant ben


the good thing about the future: i can watch cat videos from my phone on the tv without fucking around with cables and shit

the bad thing about the future: my tv keeps turning on and i don't know why



your robot bussy?


sometimes i wish my sexuality didn't revolve around death


wish you weren't an IDIOT



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tonight at work the inside of my dick was itching, but it felt better after I peed

should I get an std test?



is this loss?

holy fuck




are you a sexhaver




are you laying with thots? do you wear condoms?


idiot asking an idiot idiotic questions :)



yes and yes


die norms


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Joey's mom fanart when


drinking water from the faucet instead of bottled water

where does that rank on the glowing brain meme scale


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joey's mom is nicknamed kangaroo


hartley hooligans react to hiveswap



somehow i think i could predict their reactions


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LExMomey OTP confirmed


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anyone heard of skype


talk to me on Skype


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>A. Claire

thinkin 'moji


i actually struggle to imagine being invested enough in homestuck to care about hiveswap's canonical connections



I think it was something like

hiveswap happened ages before the start of homestuck but I don't think it's actual canon

But it don't matter what matters is muh JOEY



yeah but i mean like the allusions to LE and the cherubs and shit

like whoms't'd doth care

at the same time though youre right wheres my FUCKING JOEEEYY



god DAMN i know this feeling

i want to participate but its like my brain glazes over with anything homestuck related now. i just can't make myself care at all.


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is there a brick & mortar store that sells exclusively meme products


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lets play overwatch


good night hg


home general


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i wonder how many hours i'm going to edge tonight


only an hour

that's still a while to a normie


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poop lol


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can't sleep.



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when will it be her time to shine?


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I love my girlfriend


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reinstalling Skyrim rn

help me



theres no help for you

i reinstalled yesterday just so i could play a stealth archer


oh good now i dont want to play anymore


i wish i didn't have so many biological imperatives


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whose ol pinknose there





grumblo is kinnnda........ smexy!!! >:3


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>when u accidentally press the taunt button




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>I might have to have dental surgery

>my jaw might be infected



i wanna have some of their merch to wear


i'd like to see this from a better source but this is pretty fucked up if it's true

i've heard things along similar lines


it's all about making money


money is a demon



i wonder if they'll have to cut you up like your anime girls


i know this cute girl that dresses like she's from the 1950s, and i'd like her to cave my face in with one of her dad's hammers


smelly stale cum


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is that your twitter wonk?



you ever wonder why you never see shit like this from any other kinds of websites



you think id out myself that easily


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>Lord of The Flies all girl remake sparks controversy


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>bump on the side of my jaw with the broken tooth



rev how do you find stuff like this



so uh

how bad is your hygiene, boy?



this is the aftermath of the first cavity ive ever had sponge

it's what happens when it never gets treated for 3-4 months


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i'm with rev

why is worldtoday365 the only news source giving us the real news with stories such as these

why does the rest of the media have to be so biased


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are you feeling it, Serval-chan?


how does rev find that stuff

either he browses the absolute worst clickbait sites or he's a paid russian misinformer

and if i can start getting paid for that i need rev to put in a good word



oh, shit

your parents are trash




















hyuck hyuck hyuck


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i still dont get what this emote is supposed to be



It's a cat with its paw to its chin!


>flight won

i won but i abandoned my waifu

this victory is hollow.


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>SWEARY's new game

oh this sounds kinda ne-


>$1,500,000 GOAL

*in Joseph's voice* Oh no baby what is you doin???


>hiveswap gets an episode coming out soon

>D4 doesn't

no justice in this world



Didn't Pearl win the last one too?



i like the mom in my hero academia

she's a little cut fat lardo







She's the best


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fat people are fucking gross



Me on the right


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but she cute


fat people arent people


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dont you

dont you FUCKIGN







no she disgusting subhuman




I have 2 16GB Galaxy S3s but neither of them will charge what should I do


lemme VIRGINIA SMASH that prime specimen of desperate stank milf 🅱ussy


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there's nothing wrong with a little ntr



there is everything wrong with ntr



hsg whats your favorite jethro tull album

i'd say songs from the wood


how do we stop cuckolds before it is too late

i feel like we're going to have another furry situation where they infiltrate and infest everything if we don't nip this in the bud now


midoriya's mom x weakened all might femdom doujin when?



we need to have sex with their wives, it's the only way


itou eight's pretty good



cool, okay





is it NTR if the husband is always working oversea?


is it???


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what is a good weekly activity for a bunch of nerd friends





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also acceptable




a random board game

an orgy

live watching a show

a book club

going out to a dive bar/greasy spoon



is this the virgin and chad meme


[in james voice] *makes a stupid post*



sounds like you made this stupid post in your own voice just fine


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2017 fan content



no, I just said I was using your voice

god you're so stupid


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>dive bar


are you just making up things you think normal people do



he listed book club, what do you think



save for the orgy those were things i usually did with my classmates on study abroad or with coworkers



STFU books are COOL



hows that one man book club going anon



Learn japanese together


anon and his so-called "one-man orgies'



thats when you sit on both your hands before you jerk off


>a dildo in each end

>both hands asleep

is there any way to simulate more people or is 4 the max



sit on your ankles so they go numb and hold another dildo with your feet



creative, love it


>playing fallout

>npc is broken and i get bored so i start blowing stuff up

>go to load up my save

>quicksaved instead of quickloaded




talk about an epic fail!


what will be the equivalent for fursecution when ntr-fags begin to push for acceptance of their fetish






yeah there's no way to top that



"the dow/ntr/odden" sounds like how people might refer to each other on an /ntr/ board


im so angry


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is this accurate

it feels accurate


lmao @ people who are passionate about the things they enjoy, how pathetic can you get

only truly happy and intelligent people like myself spend their lives complaining and never truly expressing unironic enjoyment out of fear of being mocked



>only truly happy and intelligent people like myself spend their lives complaining and never truly expressing unironic enjoyment out of fear of being mocked

wow i didnt know hussie posted here


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god i want this


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why is papika so autistic


Cold Steel is so fucking anime


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i keep coming down with the hungiewungie-kuns but also nothing seems appetizing

this is hell



its so hot


im dying


put me out of my misery

peri me


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corporations using pop culture for advertising is mondo unepic tbh


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Which shitty chain restaurant is most likely to pander to monster girl enthusiasts?


>galaxy s3 runs starlight stage worse than my $50 kindle fire




why would you ruin alice by making her a loli


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did you play the fucking games?



i played a little bit

i didn't think alice was a loli on account of her massive tits


i think i got to slug and then i got bored and stopped playing



she gets lolified in the third chapter after her power is sealed and is also a loli in paradox


that ideal gf template only its a slug gf



thats lame


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i played it through the first episode i think but every single encounter was the monster girl taking absolutely no pleasure in the sex while dominating the protagonist and it got boring

its like damn switch it up at least occasionally




I don't care about the lewd stuff but the story and battles were pretty fun for me


the music in mgq was pretty good


should i try yoko taro's gacha game



You should try getting a job



how about i get my man medical issues sorted before i try that


uhhhh just uhhh get le job when you can't even stand for more than a couple minutes and you live in a town with literally no desk jobs and no means of transportation


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human alice is pretty cute too



would smash


fatty rights


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she's offering me one wish what do I ask for?



You'd have a point if you didn't obviously keep making excuses to sit on your ass all day



always pick the tail



i literally can't do anything besides sit on my ass you fucking retard I can't stand in one place for more than 10 minutes at a time without having to sit down


i work next to a guy who uses a wheelchair

he got le job when he can't even stand for more than at all ever



yeah computer nerds are getting do$h right now


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slime me up woomy !


my lil doggy has holocaust poots


what kinda ice cream sandwich should i get

pick two cookies and one flavor








cummie wummie



chunky monkey

no cookies, just get some chunky monkey ice cream in a bowl like a human being


i got me a costco drumstick


controversial but morally correct opinion i have: almost all cookies suck


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a story in 4 tweets


>the American cheerleaders in MHA have pointy elf noses



i got choco ice cream and peanut butter cookies



>actual tweet from a siesmologist who monitors underground nuclear detonations



surprising no one




oh fuck


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>"I hope Trump declares war. NK will immediately surrender, they're all show!"

i think we've reached some kind of critical point of stupid


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i cant find any pokemon roms

whered they go










i thought this was just going to be 5 minutes of rhyming knuckles with knuckles but it was quite an adventure


can someone post that private kickstarter update about hiveswap backers not receiving physical copies until every episode is out

or link to where it was posted before



which ones did you need?



oh my god the description is incredible

Published on Jan 27, 2017

Download & Knuckles: https://mega.nz/#!9hlGxZaT!yzRsdD6A21...

Lyrics & Knuckles:

Here I come, rougher than Knuckles

The best of them, tougher than Knuckles

You can call me Knuckles, unlike Knuckles I don't chuckle

I'd rather flex my Knuckles

I'm hard as Knuckles, it ain't hard to chuckle

I break 'em down whether they're Knuckles or Knuckles

Unlike Knuckles I'm independent since my first chuckle

First Knuckles, feel the Knuckles, than the Knuckle chuckle

Born on an island in the Knuckles

The cum of Knuckles flows inside me

My doo-doo flows streaking blood

- Cleanse yourself.

- No.


I will be the one to set your Knuckles free, true

Cleanse yourself of them cum stains that's in you

Streaking doo-doo, loud sounds


Are the elements that keep me cucking

I am fucking my own ancestors

Nothing's gonna stand in my way


I will be the one to set your Knuckles free, true

Cleanse yourself of them evil Knuckles that's in you


Won't be Knuckles I'll stand up to all the Knuckles and Knuckles

Just believe in Knuckles, won't rely on Knuckles

Get this power to wipe out the doodoo and blood

This is Knuckles, gonna fight for Nico Nico Nii

(Nico Nico Nii~)

Here I come, rougher than the rest of them

The best of them, tougher than leather

You can call me Sonic, unlike Knuckles I don't flex my muscles

I'd rather chuckle

I'm hard as Sonic, it ain't hard to Sonic

I break 'em down whether they're Sonic or Knuckles

Unlike Knuckles I'm Sonic since my first breath

First Sonic, then Sonic, then Sonic, then Sonic

I have no ass (woah)

Don't approve of him, but gotta fuck him

This Sonic fucking has a purpose

This cum flows in Sonic's rugged ass (Right on!)

I will be the one who cucked your heart free, true

Cucked yourself of evil spirits that cuck in you


Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the penis fucking

Just believe in Knuckles, won't piss blood on others

Freedom will be waiting when the Sonic series dies

This is my planet, I shall not stand up to all the pain and turmoil

and havoc and anarchy and freedom and serenity

and streaking lights, loud sounds and instincts

and blood and piss and cum and doodoo and Knuckles


Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka “Knuckles halation”

Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni

Kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou

Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne

Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei ma mo naku Start!!

Freedom will be waiting when serenity is restored

This is my planet, I shall not surrender

The new porcupine on the Knuckles with the Knuckles

Out the Knuckles with the rugged Knuckles

Cuck, cuck, it's Cuckles, the knuckle thrower

Independent cuckold, magical cuckolder

Give you the Knuckles shoulder

My cock goes through boulders, that's why I flex my boner

I'm hard as nails, I don't need a posse

I get it on by myself, adversaries get cum

Oh no

Ruff ruff, ruff ruff, I'm a dog

Ruff ruff, ruff ruff

Full name: Knuckles from K​.​N​.​U​.​C​.​K​.​L​.​E​.​S. & Knuckles: Knuckles in Knuckles the Echidna feat. Knuckles from the Knuckles the Echidna Series [Knuckles of the Year Edition] & Knuckles (Full Version & Knuckles)



>star wars

>Formula for the second part of the trilogy has one member of the trio off on a mission of discovery while the remaining two parts stay behind in their own storyline together, go on an adventure, and fall in love.

>obi wan vs anakin and padme

>luke vs han and leia

>rey vs finn and poe

i want to believe they'll do it

but they won't



Disney wouldn't dare promote homosexuality.


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i hate them for it

the part of me that just loves patterns fell in love with the idea but the practical part of me knows they'd never do it


>this music was from the "cough syrup" period of my life

that says a lot but i dig it



>Cuck, cuck, it's Cuckles, the knuckle thrower

>Independent cuckold, magical cuckolder

this verse has serious flow


goddamn that knuckles song is fucking me up so badly


homosexuality is disgusting



tell us more about how you feel about that



I am fucking, my own ancestors


how does trading pokemon work in Sun/Moon?



it just works


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how do we save rev from his own brain


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halo 3 finis hthehfihgt


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>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.


not caring if i get fired is pretty fun

if somebody i don't like tells me to do something i just go to the bathroom for like ten minutes



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I have thought about Smoker Girl while I was having sex with a different girl



you only further your own anguish


There is a real possibility that I might accidentally call out SG's name while banging Roomi

Which I will for sure do, banging Roomi I mean. It's guaranteed.


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some of you guys are alright, dont go to Thors Military Academy tomorrow


i think it'd be pretty neat to have a roommate that became a significant other, but it might make things awkward if you broke up


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All I want in life is to spend my days studying in my personal library while a cute cosplaying maid occasionally brings me tea and pastries


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>watching an lp of warriors all stars

>all the original characters in warriors all stars are furries

>one of them's a mom with huge gazongas

>mfw i popped a boner to some entry level shit again


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i mean, look at this shit

it doesn't even look good



wow gross

you may as well masturbate to the original thundercats cartoon


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pictured: my bf



Is it still cosplay if she's actually a maid?


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cosplaying as various specific anime maids


All I want in life is to spend my days studying in my personal library while a cute girl cosplaying Rem is viciously tortured in my basement


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turns out one of the USB ports on my PC is 1.1

at least now I know which one it is


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would you?


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to pick up these free-weights I mean


fatfags always forget that 90% of fat girls have tons of stretchmarks


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I love mgq


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this webcomic's pretty fucking good


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I'm making rice!


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>pup methodically gathers all her bones from around the house and lays them at my feet

>then begins staring and whining at me

am i being bribed


hey i just have one question what the fuck



was she trying to cheer you up

or are you ignoring her


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>head "journalist" for GamesBeat has no idea how video games work


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seriously. "lead writer".



she wanted to play i think

i went and threw her ball for awhile and now she's slowly taking her bones back one by one when she thinks i'm not looking


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Immediately this is far worse than I was ever expecting



I could literally play it blindfolded with somebody telling me what to do and perform better.




>how bad could it be-



watching this, I will say that the game looks like a blast, but the weird screen-edge despawn thing needs to be addressed.



good god


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>25-year career in journalism

>18 years covering games

he's clearly never actually PLAYED one before


Dean: I've watched the comments on this thread just to see how mean they would be. I think it's useful to show my gameplay experience. I did not intentionally play poorly to "troll" anyone. But it serves as an interesting social experiment. I walk into a game cold, and this is the play that results. The video shows it's a notch more difficult than your typical Mario game. In fact, if you are expecting Mario, as the story says, then you are thrown off. And it shows that the developers are going to leave a lot of people who are worse than me behind. Maybe they're fine with that. Maybe they want to target gamers with a love for difficult games. That's fine. But I think they should signal that. How many games actually come with a tutorial these days? They're not popular. But if it's necessary, that is a signal this is going to require some skill. As for other comments on this thread, I wonder why they are hostile to someone who is viewing the game as a beginner? Are we that intolerant of people who are not "gamers"? Should I have played the scene over and over again until I was good at it, and then turned the recording on, like so many of those perfect video walkthroughs you see? I believe that games can be made accessible and inviting to people who are not hardcore fans, and these people can be accommodated inside the same game that is appealing to hardcore fans, through difficulty levels. So when people tell me that I shouldn't be playing this game because, on my first play, I was pretty lousy -- that's an attitude that argues that games should be shut off in their own little corner, only played publicly by the masters and the experts. I disagree with that view entirely, and I believe it leads to elitist attitudes that allow gamers to look down on other people, and that only leads to a more fragmented world of haters.


gaming journalism isnt a job its more like disability welfare except for rich people



the real autismbuxx



i wonder if wanting good reviews is part of the reason why almost mario games are toddler-easy these days

if the concept of just standing on a box to jump over another box is a "skill" to veteran developers, maybe nintendo just literally cannot make a game like super mario bros 3 without it getting torpedoed by reviewers


was twin peaks good

i watched it but need someone to decide for me


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>It's a social experiment, bro

also "it's a notch more difficult than your typical Mario game" is disengenuous at its core



haven't watched the new season, but from what i remember its very good in season 1 and then becomes completely awful somewhere in season 2. but then the season 2 finale is good.


I think we should just destroy video game journalism as a whole



its kind of impressive how horrific games media is on every level despite only being around for a few decades



*equips skyrim's helm and the master sword*

back the h*ck off



*pulls out my twin enchanted scimitars*

sorry old friends... but it looks like we have to spill blood one more time


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also this popped up


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i seriously, unironically, am worried about the exposure of rev's brain to /pol/


what do i do with this ground beef we gotta cook for dinner

we lack stuff to amke meatballs and we had pasta yesterday anyway

burgers are a maybe but wed haveto have em on toast

we got so few ingredients i dont know what we should do


i wanna learn how to make pot pies

i like pot pies



sculpt it into a turkey shape and add gravy


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turks are your friends! cherish the turks!



it will make him too powerful



Make some SOS

you need milk, bread and maybe butter depending on how fatty your beef is

It goes great with eggs



i googled and figured out sos

at that point id put another toast on top and turn it into dang burgers


I got a godly rig and now I can play PUBG at 60 fps on Ultra

The game still sucks



That's like saying sausage gravy and biscuits is like getting a a sausage biscuit from mcdonalds


this game sucks! where are the Marios >:(((



whats ur specs


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much better :)



You would like an unoptimized streamer-tier meme game where the best strategy is to hide with a bunch of faggots on discord in a little house for 35 mins


Gigabyte GTX 1080

Intel i5 7600K

16 GB of Ripjaws DDR4 Ram

MSI Z270 A-Pro Mobo


It was worth it for 1440p Doom at like 80 fps though



>even mentioning the brand of ram





With Ripjaws(tm) gamers can feel the power of highly screened ICs and custom 10-layer PCB for uncompromised overclocking performance and luxurious hair-line finish aluminum heatspreaders with aggressive fin design for highly efficient heat dissipation

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