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someone in the comments brought up obama's tan suit and that just pissed me off remembering it
he wore a tan suit and people freaked the fuck out about dignity of the office
and trump wears a baseball cap
the existence of modern homeslice fanart boggles the mind
trump: *wears a different hat*
The Left: *shits its pants*
aaaah, nothing better than the smell of cofveve in the morning
this is gold
covfefe is a slur
>meant to be socializing with people from university
>ordering pizz and shitposting instead
haha end me
friends are overrated anyway
the only possible fault is awkwardly giving an excuse if they ever see me again
If you actually wanted to hang out with normies you would be
you picked the better option though
BBBRRAAPPPPPP...MMMEE...YES MY DEAR... SMELLS LIKE DIVERSITY....BRAAAPPP...*SNIFFF*
the best thing about this is that he kinda looks like pom
true fear is knowing that at least one fucker on this hellsite wants to bang Pennywise the clown
wait what how did that happen
and I might have steady work
now pair it with a chaddish HSG post
no it's not me you fuckers
...not the modern one at any rate
>chaddish HSG post
*wwalks into thread*
*takes a greasy shit on that meme*
>...not the modern one at any rate
i still dont understand furries
neither do I but the heart pasties are cute
they want to fuck and touch fluffy tails at the same time
Smelly frts are stiiiiiiaaahhhnnkyyaahhy bro like woah smelly!! Poopy poopopppooooooopyyyyyyy smeeehhllaaayyyy staaahhnnnkaaayyy frrt BRAAAPALAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAP! BRAAP NUGGETS ARE COMING! GLUNK! SHPLADOOSH! FLEB! PLOP! THUD! BRAPALALAPAPAPAPPAPAPAPAPPPPFFFHHHHhhhsshhhllfgzj SMEHLAY POOPAY FART FART FAR FARRRRRTTAAAYYYNG PPUUUUUPAAAYY YUMAY HAHAHA OH NO MORE BRAAP NUGGETS GLINK GLUNK BLANK SHPLING NOB BUSH PREPHB FLOOB DING GANK THUNK BRAAAAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPPAAAAAPAPAPABRAAABRAAAABRAAHAHAHAHAAAPPPPPPPPRRRRrrphhhfblsmv SUPAH SMELLAY STINKAY FARTAAAYYYY PARTAYY POOPYPOOPPOOOOOPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPAY SMELLAY STINKAY NASTY NASTY NASTAYYY THE POOPY IS GREEN THE BRAAP NUGGETS ARE GREEN SOME BLOOD ON THEM BRAAAAAAPPP MORE BRAAAP NUGGETS SMELLY! THUNK GIDUNK PLUNK SHPLOOSH SPLAF FLASHHHH SHPLING SHLOOP SHLOP SHLIM DUNKSH SHPLISH DUNgk FARRTTTAY SMELLLAY POOOOOPOOOPAY BRAAP NUGGETS I SHOULDNTA HAD DEM BRAAPACHINOS TODAY RAAGHH FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART SMEEELLLYYY SHPLOSH SPLISH SPLAHSH SPLUNK DUNK SHALPLOSSHH PLOSH FLINK FARTING FARTAAYYNG SMELLAY POOPOOPOPPIIIYYY I NEED TO WIPEY WIPEY grabs for toilet paper roll by toilet AHG I LOST MY BALAN- falls in toilet, toilet full of braap nuggets NASTY SMELLY STINKY POOPY FARTY GROOOSS EEEWWW poop goes in mouth PTOOH YUCK YUCK POOPY IN MY MOUTHY SMELLY GROSS EEEWWW NO NO NOOOO POOP drinks in toilet water when trying to breath, braap nugges come in mouth SMELLY NASTY POOPY SMEEELLLY NAAAAAASSSSTAYY hmm but it tastes goood! drinks in more toilet water TASTY DRINKY NASTTY BUT FUN! starts eating smelly poopy in toilet TASTY TREAT SO SMELLY begins eating braap nuggets in toilet YUM YUM! CHOW CHOW CHUMP GULP GULP SWALLOW YUMMY TASTY GULP CHOW SMELLY YUM CHOW GULP NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY TASTY TAAASSTTAYY GULP YUM YUM! CHOW CHOW CHUMP GULP GULP SWALLOW YUMMY TASTY GULP CHOW SMELLY YUM CHOW GULP NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY TASTY TAAASSTTAYY GULP! mommy, im not hungry i already ate
woah this leaked hiveswap dialog sounds great!
fuck joyceposting seriously
>Hey, Morty, could you hand me that *BURP* god on my workbench.
>R-Rick, there is no g-god o-
>That's right, Morty! There is no God! Fuck you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! SHIT ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!
>*BURP* Hey Morty did you go to the *BURP* store like I asked?
>Y-yeah Rick I s-sure did our fans were t-there with me
>Oh Morty *BURP* good 4th wall hey *BURP* did you *BURP* get *BURP* everything *BURP* on *BURP* the *BURP* list *BUUUUUUUURP*
>W-well I tr-tr-tried Rick except the l-last thing on the list
>'God' is last on the list right *BURP* Morty?
>Y-yeah Rick I couldn't find g-god--
>Exactly Morty! No one can find God because he isn't real! SHIT DICK POOPY POOP WUB DUB FUCK GOD, FUCK RELIGION, I'M SMART, WUBBALUBADUBDUB GET SCHIFTWY SHIT ON THE FLOOR YEAH! NIHILISM! *tips fedora*
>hey morty *burp* come here
>look up on that roof you see *burp* that right there look at that
>that *BURP* god on the roof
>b-but rick there isn't a god o-
>YOU'RE RIGHT MORTY THERE ISN'T A GOD! SCHWIFTY DIARRHEA KILL ME NIHILISM
>Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>people get mad when the clown dances
also i liked that he was standing in front of a roiling orange/red cloud as that whats its true form is in the books, just a field of orange insanity
my mom tried to hit me like twice tonight during her hysterical fit
i think i need to consider living with my grandparents
I haven't seen the new one yet
>you aren't trapped in a middling working class nightmare in a flyover state
>tfw you aren't trapped in a marriage with your ten-foot-tall amazon "wife"
But that sounds good
the hot new /tv/ meme is posting that little jig with all caps proclamations like "ARE THEY EVEN TRYING" or "THE FLOP OF THE YEAR" despite it breaking all those records in like 4 days of being out.
also there was a really great scene where Eddie's laying there cornered with a broken arm and Pennywise has his angler-fish fangs out and is pantomiming taking bites off his arm and fingers and pulling away at the last second to fuck with him and I really wanna get a webm of it because it was probably my favorite scene in the entire movie
is the stabilization in the real cut of the film
yes they do it a few time and it actually looks pretty good in context
usually with Pennywise approaching a kid with the screen shaking and the face stabilization. i assumed it was supposed to be the effect of literally losing your mind from fear, the jig scene in that webm comes when he has Bev alone in the sewers and he's playing at doing an actual clown routine, all while subtly moving closer and closer with that emotionless stare
it looks truly awful out of context, and it's hard to imagine it otherwise
I probably wont see it anyway because
A) It's not Tim Curry
B) I heard they're splitting it into two movies
i never said i would fuck pennywise
i just said i definitely wouldnt fuck the new one
hey hsg could you hand me that hiveswap on my workbench
>It's not Tim Curry
anon....the years haven't been kind to Tim
>I heard they're splitting it into two movies
the books 1200 pages long man, theres no way you could fit both in one movie, the tv miniseries was 4hrs and still only got like half the cool shit from the book
>B) I heard they're splitting it into two movies
Have you never read the book
yea you're trapped in a middling working class nightmare in new york
Didn't Tim have a pretty serious stroke?
>it looks truly awful out of context, and it's hard to imagine it otherwise
>I probably wont see it anyway because
>B) I heard they're splitting it into two movies
so do you uhhhhhhh know anything about the story
like at all
even the movie from the 80s
This is depressing tbh I love Timmy
why is rrrgi such a fucking manlet and where can i get a cute vampire gf who will act possessive over me
yeah thats why he's in the chair
I didn't watch the new Rocky Horror because it looked fucking horrendous, but I hear even the role of the Investigator (aka one and a half scenes sitting at a desk reading off a paper) was actually super strenuous and took a lot of takes due to his current condition
also I loved Curry's Pennywise, but the 1990 miniseries was a bad flick with a few really good casting choices (Pennywise, adult Richie, adult Mike, etc). It had to be no higher than a PG-13 rating, and was literally not allowed to show blood in regards to wounds or killing. so they could have like the blood in Bev's sink, but very little else
i watched the TV movie yeah
it was kind of a kneejerk reaction to all the other films that get split into parts just to sell more tickets
i wish i had my own eternal vampire life partner like kiss shot
honestly I kinda prefer that they broke it up and had all of the childhood arc done before the adult arc
the book has them remembering as they progress, so a lot of the events are happening at the same time, sometimes the focus even changes mid chapter
like when the adults are in the sewers, thats when they remember being kids in the sewers, etc
the two Pennywise fights happen at the same time, and the chapter goes from one time period to the next and it got a little jarring
is it really like that, that sounds awful
>the two Pennywise fights happen at the same time
that's an interesting choice for a book
and you say this was 1200 pages long
>It had to be no higher than a PG-13 rating
why the fuck
man they should've just made a modern miniseries, really give it the complete job
yeah apparently even the titlecard scene from the miniseries with adult stan dead in the bathtub with slit wrists and IT scrawled in blood on the wall had to be redone because the original take had slit wrist effects and it was deemed to violent
the accepted take had to have him with his wrists turned inwards and just red water in the tub
every time you play through new vegas and DONT pick sneering imperialist you're literally playing it wrong
so what you're telling me is i should stop playing my "cowpoke!eri" run and start a sneering imperialist side-with-caesar run
cowpoke eri IS a sneering imperialist, my run is saved
make sure you pop a cap in general gobbledygook too
but of course
god it's been too long since i've played the dlc
do ya ever get the feelin' ya just hang out with your 'friends' because they're the only ones who will tolerate ya
I don't even hang out with my friends
>game is glitched and i can't finish a main quest line
new vegas is a good game
how'd it glitch?
my personal flavor of social anxiety manifests by being a doormat and instantly folding to the interests/requests of others
did you see the link i posted in the last thread for you, sponge
have you ever thought about how the son of the president colluded with russia
have you ever thought about how a senior adviser to the president, his son-in-law, colluded with russia and is still working in the white house
uhhhhhhhh drumpf impeach orange uhhhhhhhhh russia #notmypresident #gamergate
>deleted like 40GiB of stuff from my PS3
>still only 51GiB free
what the hell? that's not right.
i wish politics would die
gusey - gary busey
i think im about to go complete turbo autist mode and try to talk to this random guy i talked to on a newgrounds chat
note: i have not interacted with him in almost seven years
>If I had a crystal ball, I'd **sit down very carefully*
we used to have a friend in our group like that
always the bitch of every joke, always doing whatever the group wanted without giving a contradictory opinion, always being generous with gifts and money to eke out some positive affirmation
i almost think a person like that is required in most friend groups. its some kind of darwinian lizard brain thing where we instinctively designate a person to rag on
eventually some people forced that other guy out of the group when he did some weird shit, and there was a vacuum. i kind of naturally fit into that vacuum as a more quiet person, but i fucking refuse to be the bitch boy, so there's all this tension i feel between myself and the group now. it's like every time i want to chill out with them i instead of have to deal with a bunch of assholes trying to make mean spirited jokes and just expecting me to accept it, and i get angry and stressed and tell them to fuck off, and so i'm starting to seclude myself more and more.
i'm beginning to think they're just petty miserable assholes though. i don't have this innate need to bully someone. i didn't join in and bully the previous bitch boy. maybe this shit isn't normal and i need to just find better friends.
but also i'm not the most sociable person and it takes a long time for me to make new friends. i made like 3 new friends through all 4 years of college, and the rest of the time was spent with these people who i've known from high school. maybe i should treat this as a learning experience and just force myself out more, but man, life is already hard enough as it is. it's easier to come home and do nothing in relative peace and happiness, pretending like my life isn't slipping away.
episode 1 of princess principal was pretty good
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what is this, persona 5
what's with the costume changes
theyre spies in an alternate history london
the vehicles in princess principal are really cool
they're actual proper 20s and 30s cars
with the throttle as a separate, 2nd wheel on the steering wheel
and they have actual webley automatic revolvers
>theyre spies in an alternate history london
oh fuck me i'm sold
i was gonna make fun of it but goddamnit now i wanna watch it
Implying Sako would watch this shit if it was male spies in alternate history london
This is the new student from Spyland, Totahlee Notaspy.
I know I'LL never forget the US role in the Chilean coup detat in 1973.
that actually sounds ten times better
uhhh everything with any amount of girls in it is bad
god you're so fucking boring cletus can you fuck off already
they'd better be in the same outfits
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY TO BOB AND LARRY
HOW DO WE STOP NEEDLESS REDESIGNS LADS
you're only watching it because it has cute anime girls
you're wrong and also a massive fucking tool
can you both please fuck off already?
am i wrong? if it had male protagonists, would you even gave it a try
also i was like "i like this smirking one", the second one it shows?
and then she turns out to be the driver and she gets crazy eyes near the end there
that turnaround at 1:20? amazing
Because that's what I said
Love that there's no denial too top jej
Princess Principal is set in a fictional analogue of England called Albion. During the early 20th Century, the Kingdom of Albion monopolized a mysterious substance called "Cavorite" to construct a fleet of heavily-armed airships that made Albion the dominant power in the world. However, the proletariat of Albion grew angry at their country's ruling class for largely ignoring their plight, sparking the "London Revolution" where the lower classes attempted to overthrow the royal family. Eventually, the two sides reached a stalemate, and a great wall was erected through the middle of London, splitting Albion into two nations: the Commonwealth and the Kingdom.
yes i would absolutely give this a try even if it wasn't about girls
either way I don't have to justify watching this to two retards on homestuck fucking general
go back to raping your cousin or whatever the fuck it is that you do cletus
I'm not even saying it's a bad show it's definitely got at least some sort of premise and plot
But that's not why you're watching it
dude, take it easy
and I'm saying you're a fucking retard and that you should fuck off to whatever hole you crawled out of
the dude doesn't even have good taste in bad porn
I'm watching it because it's from Studio 3Hz and written by Ichirou Oukouchi
fuck you!!!!! I wont relax until i get my FUCKING JOEY!!!!!!!!
i watch kemono friends for the deep plot and lore
Notice, dear reader, that while I make specific and warranted comments on my opponent's taste and the quality of media he consumes, he regrettably must descend to a vulgar and mean-spirited little perch from which he can only fling ad-hominems and warm fecal matter.
you aren't worth anything more than that cletus
dont act like you want to have an actual discussion about this either you fucking tool
so, main five girls: hit me with their tropes
I'm only on episode 2 dude
i'll just look it up myself then
don't the wikipedia page has fucking MASSIVE spoilers
alright i guess ill just watch it and form my own opinions
Indeed, even now he stoops so low, while simultaneously torturing his little ego with delusions of victimization and unjust treatment. Does he not realize that, in all fairness, the common-sense man in his holistic appraisal of this kind sir's anime consumption will consider previous buckets of tepid dreck held up as shining beacons of Oriental Animated Magic? "Kemono Friends" and "Bakemonogatari" and "Dragon Maid"?
Does he not realize that one would be wary to take his claims at face value, especially when the work in question features yet another bevy of nubile, candy colored adolescent girls as the motive agents of the narrative?
i want plot-driven gf who i pretend not to find attractive
man I hate having to form my own opinions
dude is this a copypasta or are you writing this
It's me, James m'boy! I!
that's more pathetic than anything sako's done all thread tbh
is this even cletus
remember when cletus replied to himself pretending to be an anon
watching shows for cute girls isn't a bad thing
remember captain eridan's reveal
jojo isn't that good.
>manga translator group drops manga
>because manga author is now on patreon and releasing the chapters in english himself
Part 1 is decent but Part 2 and 3 make my eyes roll back into my head and I start to shake uncontrollably
And 🅱art FOUR 🅱ruh.........................
cletus is pathetic surprising no one
uh dont watch things that appeal to you thats bad
Yeah fuck off haters >:)
I didn't really bother to look this up but it's really not what I was expecting. It looks cool I'll check it out tomorrow.
>Not liking part 2
what are you a fag
I'm saying part 2 is orgasmic retard dinglebreath ass cheese breath coon....
I don't think he's saying he dislikes it
oh, the intent was a bit ambigious given the wording
You will never ever get a new F-Zero game
>part 3 is orgasmic
it's probably the worst arc of the whole series though
part 1 isn't bad but it's one of the slower parts
if you have a strong aversion to monster of the week i could understand not liking it though
Part 1 is objectively worse
remember the ytmnd meme about 9/11 gay sex?
like it was a fad where they'd put pictures of gay porn and animate it falling down the towers, the implication being that some of the people who jumped from the burning world trade center were having gay sex on the way down
part 5 is better than it
Yeah but both are better than Part 1
and Part 1 is still good
Beet the Vandel Buster
i picked a random popular one and im gonan read it
Lone Wolf and Cub
Made in Abyss, Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer
you read more manga than I do I don't know what I can rec you
it's a book nigga
hahaha fucking boomer brain screaming *delete delete un-tweet hack mainframe!!!!!!!!*
what a dadly move, lyin' ted!
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guys listen this is so great
>If there was a Wii Snorkeling include in Wii Sports, this is what the soundtrack would sound like.
he does a couple other wii themes i think
croquet and volleyball
does anyone else think there's something off about cletus
hey cool, good for the author!
why is it okay for women to have dildos but it's weird for men to have an onahole
yeah, i didnt say it but i think its really neat and it might start actually becoming a thing authors do, or if not real mangakas then i can definitely see porn or web only ones doing this
both are totally normal
Mei's nipples are probably hard all the time
in your sin city yeah
It's my slightly off centered gyroscope it makes me vibrate at very high speeds
I can vibrate through walls and through your brains so fast that light cannot escape so fast that I can think about what you're going to think before you've thunk it
overwatch i'd assume
let's organize onahole marches across the nation
if they're stigmatized anywhere they shouldn't be
comma after "anywhere"
someone buy me an onahole
wonk how bad do you wanna fuck the new pennywise
don't lie to me
the last girl I had sex with looked a bit like Mei
was she chinese?
i do not
curry was viscerally disturbing
new guy is like... i dunno
the head proportions are so goofy i guess
he could be hot but he isn't tbh
love the outfit tho
(also i see the teeth and just think of pearl the squid)
pearlfags on suicide watch
I'm slowly lowering the amount of tabs I have open in this session
what do I look like an anthropologist?
you're telling me
you don't wanna fuck that clown?
listen im as surprised as you are
yeah I bet noted racist poster brokenspacebar can tell the difference between chinese and koreans
i wish i understood what feeling this is meant to express
do you want to fuck new pennywise?
i don't believe you jimmy, i think you're lying to yourself
you're going to jerk off to this clown. listen to me, you're going to jerk off to this clown.
if sponge were hsg's rick who would be his morty
no doubt in my mind
rick sponge would have a portal vape
My Grandmother called me a faggot just because i'm gender fluid but she never bothers my goth older brother. He wears more makeup than me and she loves him,she called me a faggot again and i lost it and tried to hit her but she gave me a black eye and then my older brother beat my ass and threw me out so now i have to stay at my friends place and suck non binary cock to earn my keep. Worst weekend ever.
wesley, you have to go take a picture of that girl's tonsils. wesley, you have to, this is-*vapes*this is to to kill yaldobaoth, wesley
plebbit and normie....................
i think its just not good
oh jeez sponge i-i don't think we should m-messing around inside texas girl's stomach
*shakes your head around*
*rattling is heard*
throwback to how hot her throat is
i think i'm gonna try to get back in contact with her
assuming of course, she's not with the (significantly less attractive than me) tranny
i have a friend spying on her and she might be
i'll let you know!
dont do it lad
resist the temptations of the roastie mouth
sponge's spy network of mouthpic girls
i just want somebody to love me!
i don't think it'll be worth it to go back into a toxic relationship like that, plus you have family and friends (i would hope) that loves you
it took me too long to realize this is a florida joke
i finished listening to lofam4
its weird hearing all those leimotifs again
>tfw your pure big tittied gyaru gf flirts with chad in front of you
entertain me you assholes
*pelvic thrusts like this over and over*
a transformation fetish board is on that list of boards at the top of the screen
I don't know what you call that thing
does anyone just want to make out
sako's ideal girl
more like sako is the girl
if that's also the EUR release, neat
yeah its eu copy that leaked
I'm still gonna see if I can play it until the NA release
someone apparently just posted the .cia on 3dsiso
well too late, this torrent says ~20 minutes and I leave to do some work in about 35
you should be able to
i dont know if youll be able to import the save from eu to na copies, i know it worked when i did it with smt4 but i dont know still
well, shit, my download speed is fluctuating wildly
I may not actually have the game until tonight
couldn't play your game wtf
im not gonna, sponge
After recently moving to Onomichi, Hiroshima, high school student Tasuku Kaname is thrown into despair at the possibility that he may have been outed for being gay. Convinced his life is over, his despair turns into shock when he sees a woman jump out of a window of a nearby house. Tasuku races to the house in a panic only to discover that it's a public meeting lounge owned by the woman he saw before. Tasuku comes face to face with the woman as she walks past him unharmed, but not before she implies that she had been watching him from afar. Confused, Tasuku follows her up to the top of a steep hill where she offers to briefly listen to what's on his mind. Although Tasuku doesn't go into too much detail, he later accepts her invitation to come to the lounge to meet others with similar troubles.
awright dude is running about 30 minutes late i'll have the game easy
as to whether or not it'll run....I guess I'll see!
i've been thinking a lot of PoM threatening to hunt down and kill people after angel denied him his steven universe watersports porn
it started out as an occasional funny thought but it has become deep contemplation
it's truly fascinating
I still don't understand that
go get your piss fetish filled somewhere else
he's gonna use his futuristic 3d goggles to track her down
>After recently moving to Onomichi, Hiroshima, high school student Tasuku Kaname is thrown into despair at the possibility that he may have been outed for being gay. Convinced his life is over, his despair turns into shock when he sees a woman jump out of a window of a nearby house. Tasuku races to the house in a panic only to discover that it's a public meeting lounge owned by the woman he saw before. Tasuku comes face to face with the woman as she walks past him unharmed, but not before she implies that she had been watching him from afar. Confused, Tasuku follows her up to the top of a steep hill where she offers to briefly listen to what's on his mind. Although Tasuku doesn't go into too much detail, he later accepts her invitation to come to the lounge to meet others with similar troubles.
PoM paying a hooker to dress up as angel so he can scream at her to draw piss porn
but then the hooker can't draw very well on account of being a hooker so he gets even more mad and starts crying
is there some pom lore i missed
come home, PoM
you're not well
oh i almost forgot the new demon mom had some sponge pandering
it's just something i remember, some kind of virtual goggles he wanted to work on
All while projecting the persona of a respectable normalfag, too.
There is so much evil in this world.
diving into pom's psyche to steal the first piece of piss art he jacked off to
the perfect idea for a hsg game
psychonauts, but with tripfag brains
traversing the crumbling mindscape of moody's corpse to discover his killer (it's dambro)
>its literally just the circus level
>I'm an early stage with high completion numbers
>you can't get everything until you're at the end of NG+
I better not what?
Metroid 2 has been out for 26 fucking years
is this incest porn
clet are you dumb
They're obviously adding new things into the game retard the story isn't even the focus of the game
why would they add new story to a remake of a game
dahnald... the mutha dawta incest dahnald...
my dog starts making little monkey chirps when she's bored and its PISSING ME OFF
>"Perhaps we should have done something like this during the Indiana primary."
at least ted has a sense of humour about it
>"I am literally in the dark with hardly any access to the internet world," she tweets.
>hardly any means literally zero
>she has enough "access to the internet world" to tweet, but not enough to see Cruz's tweet
good fucking LORD
youre reaching u idiot
what does this mean
isn't that just a festival
>interpreting someone literally is reaching
interpreting someone literally in situations where there's no reason to believe they're being literal is kinda socially inept tbh
>Love is Hard for an Otaku
>Thunderbolt Fantasy S2
friendship ended with 2017
now 2018 is my best friend
>yakuza adopts a lazy superpowers girl
i dig it
to be fair, being a child predator is also kinda a social faux pas, so maybe we've both got a lot to learn
wait so you're a child predator on top of that?
yikes, that's a lot to unpack
i can see why you have a problem with people who read things as they're written
>We have confirmed your payment and shipped the following order to you. - Nendoroid - KonoSuba 2: Megumin
pop team epic
ppl are excited for takagi-san anime
i think inuyashiki is this year though
how long until a politician gets caught with looking at vore
We already have the furry guy
what would be the most embarrassing fetish to be discovered if you were a politician
specifically embarrassing, so not shocking like cp
is losing an election a fetish
>The senator says his online diaper fixation is not sexual, but rather a celebration of beloved cartoon characters like Tommy Pickles and Boss Baby.
someone's getting fired and they deserve it
i wonder how the guy that shouted pepe at the hillary rally feels about what he caused
i dont understand
it looks too similar to the kek flag
4x game where the kek armies battle the project chanology armies
i fell into the lava in the nether
i just feel like deleting the world now
that's illogical, like kicking over the whole sandcastle when a chunk falls off
i wonder how hard /v/ would be shitting itself if a H→ symbol "unintentionally" made it into destiny 2
new humble bundle is up
idk i dont have anything to say on it
dead rising and tex murphy are epic but idk
Nice graphics settings lol
Me, logging on to tumblr after surviving a hurricane: hey guys sorry what did I mi-
Y'all: I want DADDYWISE THE CLOWN to RAW MY ASS
Me, logging off tumblr aggressively: why do i even bother
>Me, logging on to tumblr after surviving a hurricane:
Haven't you suffered enough
i know it's pretty common but when the hell is opm s2 coming out they announced it like over a year ago
overlord s2 as well
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>people start chanting USA
>a burger and some popcorn go flying from the crowd
what animes is this
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>click to go to website
>nicovideo requires an account
it looks like a standard(?) jrpg
everyone goes and attacks a cerulean and then kaban just throws a rock
Serval is DPS, Alpaca is healer, bird is second attacker (specialization in multi-target?) and kaban has thrown a rock and thrown a japari bun to heal so probably well-rounded
he was a hack from the start
TOMORROW FOR SURE
why is this shit being recommended to me
Animal Crossing is really boring and the only thing I like about it is the music
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better than megalovania tbqh
but we poppin the 🅱IGGEST 🅱OTTLES when they announce Melee HD tomorrow
>physical copies of hiveswap not coming out until all 4 acts are released
wasn't it all 8 acts?
i'm pretty sure we're not even getting digital copies to compensate
because i bought the more expensive version, i am forced to rebuy the game if i want to play it on launch date
are we doomed to be forever pandering to the hypersensitive left
the liquid chris saga is probably the peak of cwc history
why would you ever want to last 20 minutes
if i paid 612.11 dollars for hiveswap i'd be pissed about not getting a free digital copy too
so im glad i didn't
is that a thing?
>not having a niconico account
>check the Hiveswap forum on Steam Greenlight
>"Sburb / Sgrub roleplay"
Ah, I see you've taken the Bobby Hill approach to sex: faster is better
which is objectively wrong, by the way
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After Gatebox, creators of the virtual home robot projection box, teased a Hatsune Miku themed demo at last year’s Magical Mirai, they now seem determined to proceed with the idea of creating a proper version of the box with Hatsune Miku, this time for the consumer market! The announcement comes from an update to Gatebox’s website. Titled the “Living with Hatsune Miku” project, it announces a March 9th, 2018 release. Further details are expected to arrive at a later date.
Gatebox plans yet another preview for this year’s Magical Mirai, hopefully with changes to show off improved interaction compared to last year’s demo. If you wish to try the demo, you must fill out the application located about 3/4 the way down the official page: http://gatebox.ai/livingwithproject/
Above is Gatebox’s official announcement video of the event. It’s not much, but we should learn more later. The LAT Miku model may be a placeholder, and not the finalized model choice. Pricing info is also still TBA, but might end up the same as the original Gatebox’s price of 298,000 Yen.
i fuck for hours at a time
sure its cool and all but a lot of the time i just wanna nut and be done with it
also this guy i'm working for said I'd be doing at least three days a week with him for "a while" so there's that
sounds like someone doesn't know how to build around counters
google tantric sex
the dude was also acting smug in the server chat because someone played in a way he didn't like so he auto-conceded
wow congrats dude you sure showed him, he'll never make that mistake again
i just ate an entire bag of cherry red gushers
hi, i've been gone for like a year and a half.
what have i missed?
I like girls with attitude. Girl that get into trouble.
Girls like that want my dick.
vfan left shortly after you did
besides that nothing
hey me too
seems about the same
vfan left before i did. like way before.
did she return and then leave again? that definitely sounds like her.
this is a whole new level of horrendous
i'm considering leaving again now just because of this video
oh then just nothing
i thought that was more recent
have you never seen this video before
don't worry, time dilation is a known side effect of moving at relativistic homoshit speeds.
no, and i never wanted to.
i mean i've seen some shit cosplays and some shit behavior, but this is next-fucking-level.
are they in a fucking restaurant doing this shit?
i have never successfully watched more than the first few seconds of the bucket video
that preview image is enough
now THIS is the kind of quality shitpost i keep coming back for.
good job spacebar, consistent as ever.
would benley or wesjamin be the potara earring version
I hate having to pop blisters
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i can only last ten seconds
if I didn't have my filters in this stupid program cleared, to properly catch a database update, I wouldn't have to see game titles that I can't fucking read
concept: ben/sponge fusion
that second one's rather nice
are rare revs still a thing?
They can be
also San Andreas on PSN is 50% off right now
rev continues to skirt around not being homeless by having wonk and some anons give him rent money over paypal
just look at that fucking thing
>jorb i'm interviewing for asks for references
>spend the day getting the info
>before i send it, the jorb emails that someone else accepted their offer and the position is filled
this isn't the 5 hour interview one is it
>5 hour interview
there should be some kind of compensation for that. i hope there was at least free coffee
so I kind of agreed to uh
drafting is a lot of fun
that's fucking cold man
I usually DO enjoy drafting, I mostly use it to find stuff to add to my Arcades Sabboth deck
which is the only reason I went to the shop today, I saw they had a Nissa so I went down to get it
Doug reminded me there was a draft tomorrow, and since Unstable isn't coming until December, I figured I'd help out cause they usually end up with an odd number of people for drafts.
Magic the Gathering
exhanging adult real person business emails with your tax man is fucking exhausting
it would help if i knew a goddamn thing about taxes
I should probably mention that this is going to absolutely break my deck if I can pull it off with Nissa
all you need to know is that they're theft
but mobile microtransactions aimed at endlessly milking people with addictive personalities who can't help themselves are ooooooooo-tay
i'll be sure to remind him of that
sako's a self-hating poor this is old new
i googled endless ejaculation earlier to get the image and this was the 2nd result
those transactions, regardless of any postulation about addiction or addictive quality, are entered into willingly
if a consumers addictive personality impairs their ability to meaningfully consent to a transaction, that's a personal problem
>the volcano in KF is littered with bombers
can't believe they'd put that for Friends to find
If I get a good draw, I can pop this Nissa for 60-80 on turn 6
this but unironically
it'll be hour of devestation + amonkhet, right?
bounce effects are a lot stronger because of eternalize and embalm. those two abilities also make aggro harder to put together than usual, although it's possible if you get some evasive threats.
bombs in the format are kind of retarded. things like the gods, especially the evil gods, are essentially unbeatable. so prioritize them and ways to deal with them (usually exile removal) even more than usual.
I honestly don't know what the draft will be, I didn't ask that
Healthy young prole goes to the media, gets pumped with massive shot of false consciousness, doesn't feel good and changes - ALIENATED. Many such cases!
im getting "punch my desk" angry at video games again
I think I need to take a break
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quit gettin mad at video games
you get that too huh
Alright fuck it . So Id say basically anyone with a dick has tried to suck their own dick at least once in their life. Some time ago I found out that I was one of the few people on this planet that actually can. So one night a long time ago I was cranking my hog, and I was using this vaseline brand lotion and eventually I got bored of that and decided I wanted to up the ante and suck my own dick. So after wiping off some of the excess lotion on my hands, I put my dick in my mouth and realize that it tastes a little weird, probably from some of the lotion on my dick but I didnt really pay it any mind because it didnt taste bad really and I figured that since most of the lotion already got absorbed into my dick skin that I probably was gonna be fine. Oh how wrong I was. Not too long after I finish, I get very hot, my vision goes blurry and my heart rate shoots through the god damn roof. Everything in my body just felt very very wrong. So In the middle of the night, I told my mom I was sick (omitting the fact that it was from accidentally eating lotion that I had sucked off my own dick) and she for some reason focused on my heart rate being fucked up and very rapid. I ended up seeing a heart specialist who made me wear a heart monitor for a month so they could monitor any irregularities and all the while I just knew that it was from the fucking lotion I ate and I just could never ever tell anyone, not the fucking doctor and especially not my mom what really happened. That I got poisoned from sucking my own dick
TL note: ":x" means "Rapelay"
wow not a thing has actually changed.
i would have thought that at least a couple flagfags or namefags would have left by now, but it looks like all the usual suspects are here.
except saltsucc, please tell me he's gone for good.
umbridge left a while ago yea
didn't even have a meltdown just decided to leave one day. i was pleasantly surprised.
i want to become a ben
i want to feel the :} overtake me
when did ae leave? I think that was maybe in the past 18 months.
pubes also left the picture
oh yea you missed pubes turning into a tranny and then a general sjw
that was really weird, but it fits le epic horseshoe theory
*shapeshifts into a peri*
i assume grant is still around.
if not then i'll nobody to talk about rootbeer with.
thank god. i had actually forgotten about him.
assuming eszett is gone too, that means all the trannies have been eradicated, right? or at least the namefagging ones anyway.
what was saltlick's shtick again
they unadded me on snapchat recently, too
being trans and ultra liberal
she was pagan, i think.
grant married shark and moved to switzerland
some incredibly obnoxious tripfag who got here from /v/ somehow
they were pretty much /v/ incarnate down to the exact awful taste in video games and politics shitposting
then they became a tranny one day and sort of came here irregularly but now they're a full sjw(?) and cut contact with all hsg people
i don't remember this pubes person at all wtf
odd, he hasn't removed me yet
unless he just forgot all about me
>saying 'trans' instead of tranny like it's a real thing to be taken seriously
you guys leave too
the fuck are you all talking about tarot and pagan shit, saltlick's thing was linguistics.
remember, he used to go on and on about it and make veef-scale text walls. except they were actual talking instead of autism and xanax,
you're going to have to get with the program eventually
i use they a lot because autism and it's correct anyway, this was before trans shit became a thing
*flashes you my "on HSG since 2011" badge*
the one that needs to leave is you, bitch
is posting really slow for everyone else or is it just me
sorry for not encouraging mental illness.
i don't remember disliking saltlick
maybe they got worse after i left
where do you think we are
it's rather bad, though they're doing some server shit right now so that might be the deal
yeah it's awful right now.
i'm having to refresh every time i want to post again because the reply box gets stuck on 'Sending (100%)'
You don't have to refresh, the post will (usually) go through and then just close and re-open quick reply.
no one is asking you to do that, I'm just saying science and society have moved on, and you don't want to be left behind
how do we go from this...
jesus murphy this posting is awful and also i'm trying to eat so i'll get off and come back on later maybe i kind of have some work to do so i might not be back at least not tonight anyway but probably some time soon you guys know how addictive this place is haha this is probably the third or fourth time ive sworn it off and then relapsed some months later anyway got to eat and got a show to watch and also work to do so ill see you later hopefully when the posting is a little less slow bye
i think it's shitto having a meltdown
if you wanna cut off your dick and be a girl that's fine
just don't be a faggot
just like being gay
i remember disliking saltlick now
i've 👏 been 👏 here 👏 longer 👏 than 👏 you
so what game was it
what day did you come here xlr
i think you and grant are the only people who have been here longer than me
but i would really prefer you and jim to not get up your own asses about this honestly
also i don't think you're trans, though you are into gay bara furry and also pretty much every (western) fictional animal girl
when did you join hsg
the more specific the date, the better
first time i came to hsg was when hearts boxcars was "controllable" for the first time, whenever that was
i know it was before grant, not sure if before xlr
November 10, 2010
the trannies & allies will be the ones that blink first
(and by blink i mean kill themselves lol)
>but i would really prefer you and jim to not get up your own asses about this honestly
JEEZ ANON CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY I MEAN COME ON EVERYONE'S WITH IT NOW
i even mostly agree with the sentiment but you're being a twat about it
what video game should i play
i've been posting in hsg since june, maybe july 2010
chanhed my mind
jade is my waifu now
>December 31, 2001 First October Antifascist Resistance Group (GRAPO)
>Terrorism Designations Press Releases
changed my mind
jace is my waifu now
i think i win the olympics
although to be fair hsg wasn't even really a general at that point, so maybe it doesn't count
no, a good video game
Terezi Month, September or October 2010
you're really kind of exaggerating my response here
you said that something that's real, isn't, and i pointed out that you were wrong
that's all, move on
>Terezi Month, September or October 2010
I thought terezi month was way after that
late 2013, probably october
i don't really remember how long it took me to get a name, but i do remember when i did get a name i was grouped in with a bunch of names who started around the same time
timebomb was one of them? and like, the time period was referred to as something, like, terezi week? terezi month? something like that
it was terezi week, i coined the term
yea I was pretty sure terezi month was years after I came in
what was going on then
take that date with a grain of salt, i was guesstimating off of when Act 5 Act 2 started
why did you think terezi month was at the start of hivebent?
terezi hate was at an all time high and so terezi was associated with being shit
i think i also hated terezi too during that
i forget like every name and trip who's been through here until someone brings them up
except for patel. for some reason his dumb ass is engraved in my brain forever.
the updates leading up to [s] seer ascend, i think.
i showed up between the dates of 9/19/10 and 10/25/11
trainwiz trainwiz trainwiz
what should i spend the rest of the night marathoning
also i remember dr. sivana, but i think maybe he was just a /co/ trip who settled in hsg back near the beginning for awhile
baccano is maybe my favorite anime
undertale fan animations on youtube
tbf terezi is a shit character only redeemed by the size of her ass in fan art
is this your unfinished?
where did waifuanon go off to
Spoilers for a twenty six year old game
THE METROIDS EVOLVE
cut off contact from the internet and moved to the midwest, for some reason
i think grant can still contact her(?)
everything but gabriel dropout, and yet the town moves, girls und panzer, and cromartie high are unfinished
baccano probably, maybe flip flap
did you finish undertale
she was a jehova's witness, right
man that's sad, she was cool. i'd hoped she'd just wandered off to sug like some other people
none of those because anime sucks
>she was a jehova's witness, right
was she? I never saw her talk about it, and I even met her once
i hear screaming somewhere in my building, is that normal?
that was me, sorry
what would an HSG meetup actually be like?
i imagine it would be absolute shit but maybe not
was it jehova's witnesses or mormonism?
Ping Pong is a genuine 10/10
i think so, maybe i'm thinking of another trip
i was just guessing that had something to do with escaping to the west
she wanted to meetup with me once too, i kind of regret not going
i kind of regret not connecting more with hsg people in general. i've spent 8 years here, maybe i should've done more than shitpost
starting retarded arguments over everything then going "I'm too high for this lol"
I'm on episode 6
it really is
>i kind of regret not connecting more with hsg people in general. i've spent 8 years here, maybe i should've done more than shitpost
have you been here since act 1?
why would you want to be friends with hsg people. everyone here is awful
what would we even do
order pizza and play video games?
although to honest i've taken like 3 different year-long breaks at this point so maybe 8 years is dishonest
Were you a felt shipper?
8 years ago would be 2009
both of those, also probably intermittent screaming about various topics, also someone will probably bring drugs. homestuck would be mentioned maybe three or four times total.
i genuinely wouldn't be surprised if someone brought a dildo.
i never really shipped, i more disliked certain ships
well, january of 2010. 7 and 8 months or whatever.
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man flip flap's ED is really good
I remember my first post on hsg
"is there porn of flashlight girl yet"
i don't actually remember when i first came here.
some time during the gigapause i think.
WHOA WHOA WHOA that's illegal
i think i started disliking homestuck when we came back from act 5 and john and rose had their first log
i remember it being shit and feeling like hussie forgot how to write them
then it was like riding a downhill shit river until we hit the poopy waterfall that was the gigapause
not if they're already in us when the authorities arrive
i can bring the dildo i got for my birthday a few years ago
it's only been used once by me
I remember dashcon being mentioned several times when this question was asked in the past
why have you only used it once if you got it years ago?
too lazy to get lube and properly use it
do it raw like a man
does anyone know how to stop the fucking retarded thing that paint does when you try to resize an image horizontally and it automatically resizes it vertically and cuts off the image
or just when you try to resize it vertically but then it double the amount you tried to resize it by
yeah this. just working at it slowly generates a natural lubricant.
I don't so I just do it little by little to avoid it
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here's one of the very very few good fan creations based on homestuck.
flip flap was a very good show you should have watched it serially
ahahahahhahahhaah JUST HOW high do you EVEN have to BE just to DO something likE THAT.......
the bleach stuff isn't epic though it sucks and the art is bad
same for wonder woman
because applebottom jeans
why is hiveswap coming out but not barkley 2
im tired of this cuck world
I wish hiveswap would never get released tbh
i still haven't watched past episode 3
i asked my friend if he wanted to watch it and he said he'd watch an episode of it and he said for it to be a good one so I was gonna show him ep 3 because i thought that one was the best of the 3 I had seen, but i asked him if he wanted the one with or without the singing bird so we just watched episode 2 and he didn't really like it
the next day we were gonna see if the centaur animal people show was any good and he apparently hated it so much he told me to stop it 4 minutes in and just to put on kemono friends since that was probably less bad and he liked it so we're probably going to watch it, I guess
its a cuck-cuck-cuck world out there
i would trade hiveswap and also maybe half life 3 for homestuck to be completely redone from like Act 4 onward.
it's just so absolutely shit and it could have been so cool if hussie wasn't the very personification of a single ravioli sitting in a dirty corner.
you can't trade in hl3 it's dead
an endless circle of cuckoldry
only through finding cucklightenment can you escape the cycle and transcend to an uncuckable state
why didn't you just watch episode 4 with your friend and kill two birds with one stone
that's what we're probably going to do
he's a mcworker though and honestly has some pretty shitty positions so he's tired a lot
we were gonna watch that princess principal thing but he apparently got really tired in a span of 5 minutes and went to bed
he'll probably be up later and we might watch something
i imagine that job is the mcworst
the reason I haven't watched episode 4 is just laziness though, and I was asking him if he wanted to watch it with me since I was probably gonna start watching it again, and then we did that
He was having 13 hour shifts M-F but they let him go back to "only" what I think is 7 hours 7(?) days a week
i really think he should quit and try and work at the place I work at but he kept on not wanting to do that and just sat around
my job's literally a 4 minute walk to, or a ~30 second drive
he was very visibly cracking under the mental strain of the 13 hour shifts and I have no idea why he chose to do them for like 3 weeks
>13 hour shifts M-F
>for McMinimum McWage
Hey they gave him a raise to $8, that's technically not minimum wage anymore.
and if he stays at this job until March or something then he can get some healthcare!
i really don't understand how anyone can put up with working in fast food.
get a job where all you have to do is carry stuff, or sit behind a counter. in order, examples would be a warehouse/feed store and a 711/convenience store.
or better yet, drop the really-inexpensive-compared-to-college $1500 that it costs to get certified in welding or HVAC or become an electrician's apprentice. those are all really easy to learn, mentally and physically engaging, and almost always pay better than minimum wage.
trades are basically the pinnacle of employment and i'm kicking myself for even bothering with college.
> technically not minimum wage
federal minimum wage is 7.25 rev
i did food service work in college and it was the worst, hardest, most miserable job i ever had
if i didn't bitch out of comp sci i'd be ok maybe but i've got a piece of paper that amounts to jack fuck
it sure ain't a fucking career or anything but my current job is pretty decent for my first job. i wash dishes at a pizza place right next to my house for 5 hours, and usually not even that because we don't get a lot of people. yesterday I left at 1
can we make this federal i'd like to almost double my salary
exactly, that's why i'm not going to even bother.
i'm looking into either work-study in the libraries or labs here, or if that fails then just get 2nd shift at a local gas station.
gas stations late at night are the shit, god tier aesthetic.
I used to do the 5am shifts at Dunkin Donuts and later a Starbucks as well
never fucking again man, never fucking again
and your bit about trades is absolutely correct, i regret spending all that time and money in school and only getting an associates in a "I-have-no-idea-what-I-want-in-life" major
im glad i do what i do now, but i really should have tried doing it years before i ever even considered welding
hey at least I have a bachelor's in "I-have-no-idea-what-I-want-in-life"
id like to still be able to get a job where i live thanks
what do you do anyway?
i think the only reason I'd want to go to college is the opportunity to study abroad but that's a lot of money and if I just want to learn a language there are tons of resources for that that won't put me into debt eternally
unless they're super high tech and have robots doing everything (which even california doesn't have yet) then they're gonna need to higher people regardless
>sister came home and probably heard me singing the Flip Flappers ED
uhhhhhhhhh hire not higher
it's a really good ed
when i was like 12 and on vacation my sister walked in on me singing beat of my heart
i wasn't even really that into it i was just mildly bored
welding and fabrication, nothing too heavy duty though
mostly i just do measurements and record angles and then do one or two pass welds on steel, stainless steel, and sometimes aluminum
grind em down with an angle grinder, buff em up a little and presto
>gas stations late at night are the shit, god tier aesthetic.
enjoy getting robbed
my favorite is using the plasma cutter though, it shoots a superheated beam of gas that can cut through quarter inch steel in the blink of an eye
need me a freak like that
>sister: I have the body of an 8 year old
is /pol/ going to find pics of her?
some mornings i do the nico nico nii jig in the shower to get myself hyped for the day
>tfw physics major
>my only options in four years are to either fuck off with the BA in physics and do something else with it, plus about 20k of debt, or go to grad school, gruel through however many more years, get a PhD, then either become a government slave or a university slave
>tfw i'll never work for a dope, privately funded, purely theoretical work, out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere complex owning company like black mesa
honestly i don't know why i'm even doing this. at least i'm in a field that isn't total useless shit. and i'm taking a useful and interesting language.
i know i would probably be happier, not to mention more financially stable, if i just drop this shit and go into a trade. that is a definite fact that is ingrained in my head.
but for whatever retarded-ass reason, i don't like the idea of not going to college. this is how they fucking reel you in, they make it so prevalent in society that it's "just the thing that everyone does" and you feel incomplete if you don't shell out ungodly amounts of money just to sit around bored, lonely, and piled up with work, all the while getting more unhealthy than ever due to the shit food they force you to eat.
fuck this gay life dude.
super star me the fuck up m8
who super star and/or snow cone here
strawberry shortcake all the way niggy
i need a cannonball to fuckin' stab my enemies with
two bombs weren't enough
do you do like, the whole bit
also the fuck is that third one
no its lit and puts you in the mood to succeed
that's uh, a thing
whatever makes you happy anon
it puts me in the mood to convulse and gag
that's what i did just from playing the first two seconds of that video.
i literally ejected my headphones from my head, involuntarily doubled over clutching my gut, and had some spasms and gagged a little.
anime is a visible, audible form of cancer.
no just try it in the shower and you will have an epic day!
I want to watch the nico nico thing but I'm in the living room with my family
it's just her saying her spiel in nip, english, and then something that has english in it but isn't(?) or it's just really shitty audio quality
okay no do not watch it there
Love Live is fucking awful and you should feel bad for liking anything related to it
more like i'll collapse and drown in gross bloody mouth foam like mustard gas victims in the trenches.
don't you play one of the idol games
yeah and idolmaster is objectively better than love live
im literally not wrong
idolmaster has better songs and better character designs than love live and anyone who says otherwise is objectively incorrected
if you want to play idol stuff that's fine but you're heavily deluding yourself if you think there's any difference between them in terms of quality and shit like nico
no idolmaster is literally better
>12 years ago today, Kanye West uttered the immortal words "George Bush doesn't care about black people"
and things were never the same....
A 36-YEAR-OLD ADULT MAN