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 No.1015695

 No.1015700

🔞


 No.1015701

eri


 No.1015702

File: 5cb2f730dc63ba3⋯.jpg (54.06 KB, 321x500, 321:500, IMG_9267.JPG)


 No.1015703

3 more days til joey!


 No.1015704

File: 54e04c75a758fa3⋯.jpg (277.74 KB, 873x2400, 291:800, IMG_3736.JPG)


 No.1015705

File: 6e2eaac5237cbbf⋯.jpg (317.55 KB, 550x750, 11:15, 6e2eaac5237cbbf92d0e439c8d….jpg)

i want a BIG gf


 No.1015706

universe sized gf...


 No.1015707

File: a605bcd06302b18⋯.png (99.1 KB, 500x480, 25:24, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1015708

File: 2476fc3d2ee5ea9⋯.png (673.66 KB, 1005x857, 1005:857, ClipboardImage.png)

someone in the comments brought up obama's tan suit and that just pissed me off remembering it

he wore a tan suit and people freaked the fuck out about dignity of the office

and trump wears a baseball cap


 No.1015709

File: c77149934371007⋯.png (269.57 KB, 800x907, 800:907, ClipboardImage.png)

the existence of modern homeslice fanart boggles the mind


 No.1015710

trump: *wears a different hat*

The Left: *shits its pants*

aaaah, nothing better than the smell of cofveve in the morning


 No.1015711

The Left


 No.1015712

File: ba031263823345d⋯.png (1.8 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 20ec46de33e54fc⋯.png (1.75 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6af906d098f38ef⋯.png (1.77 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e9ac0e1041854fe⋯.png (1.68 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

this is gold

>>1015710

covfefe is a slur


 No.1015713

File: b7205a0e3cdd8ea⋯.jpg (57.04 KB, 371x288, 371:288, 123f19855ff1bdca83604e9df6….jpg)

have a thumbnail


 No.1015714

File: 891011fc53de77f⋯.jpg (330.42 KB, 978x1557, 326:519, tumblr_ow4zxsDk3J1uhw1exo1….jpg)

help


 No.1015715

File: 596b2094f9d0125⋯.png (132.5 KB, 680x230, 68:23, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1015716

>meant to be socializing with people from university

>ordering pizz and shitposting instead

haha end me


 No.1015717

>>1015716

friends are overrated anyway


 No.1015718

>>1015717

the only possible fault is awkwardly giving an excuse if they ever see me again


 No.1015719

>>1015716

If you actually wanted to hang out with normies you would be


 No.1015720

>>1015716

fuck friends


 No.1015721

>>1015716

you picked the better option though


 No.1015722

BBBRRAAPPPPPP...MMMEE...YES MY DEAR... SMELLS LIKE DIVERSITY....BRAAAPPP...*SNIFFF*


 No.1015723

File: 340c9eb4fc1317d⋯.png (214.02 KB, 1033x546, 1033:546, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1015726

File: c9eb8cdcd052160⋯.png (69.93 KB, 1295x546, 185:78, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1015728

>>1015726

the best thing about this is that he kinda looks like pom


 No.1015729

File: cd93dca6917ad9b⋯.png (107.37 KB, 540x823, 540:823, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d014a72aac8e5c4⋯.png (102.25 KB, 540x931, 540:931, ClipboardImage.png)

oooh mermaid au


 No.1015731

File: cd93dca6917ad9b⋯.png (107.37 KB, 540x823, 540:823, ClipboardImage.png)

true fear is knowing that at least one fucker on this hellsite wants to bang Pennywise the clown


 No.1015732

>>1015731

wait what how did that happen

fuck


 No.1015733

>>1015731

is it you


 No.1015734

>>1015731

is it you?


 No.1015735

I'm alive

and I might have steady work


 No.1015736

>>1015726

now pair it with a chaddish HSG post


 No.1015737

>>1015734

>>1015733

no it's not me you fuckers

...not the modern one at any rate


 No.1015738

>>1015736

>chaddish HSG post

*wwalks into thread*

*takes a greasy shit on that meme*

lmao


 No.1015739

File: 9c4c5597e24210a⋯.jpg (59.1 KB, 906x855, 302:285, お腹ハート特大。明日には仕上げたい.jpg)


 No.1015740

File: 44644fd40ff59dc⋯.jpg (71.17 KB, 450x443, 450:443, this post does not fill me….jpg)

>>1015737

>...not the modern one at any rate


 No.1015741

i still dont understand furries


 No.1015742

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

theme of chad morty


 No.1015743

>>1015741

neither do I but the heart pasties are cute


 No.1015744

File: 8bf1f476baf10b6⋯.jpg (93.39 KB, 313x382, 313:382, 1488813196542.jpg)


 No.1015745

>>1015741

they want to fuck and touch fluffy tails at the same time


 No.1015746

File: 44af28e3a4b8a43⋯.mp4 (581.88 KB, 600x338, 300:169, wow stephen king really sp….mp4)

>>1015744

「肉はパワーになる」


 No.1015747

File: ccac859f3fd7856⋯.jpg (664.4 KB, 1200x3514, 600:1757, IMG_3724.JPG)


 No.1015748

*BRAP!*


 No.1015749

Smelly frts are stiiiiiiaaahhhnnkyyaahhy bro like woah smelly!! Poopy poopopppooooooopyyyyyyy smeeehhllaaayyyy staaahhnnnkaaayyy frrt BRAAAPALAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAP! BRAAP NUGGETS ARE COMING! GLUNK! SHPLADOOSH! FLEB! PLOP! THUD! BRAPALALAPAPAPAPPAPAPAPAPPPPFFFHHHHhhhsshhhllfgzj SMEHLAY POOPAY FART FART FAR FARRRRRTTAAAYYYNG PPUUUUUPAAAYY YUMAY HAHAHA OH NO MORE BRAAP NUGGETS GLINK GLUNK BLANK SHPLING NOB BUSH PREPHB FLOOB DING GANK THUNK BRAAAAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPPAAAAAPAPAPABRAAABRAAAABRAAHAHAHAHAAAPPPPPPPPRRRRrrphhhfblsmv SUPAH SMELLAY STINKAY FARTAAAYYYY PARTAYY POOPYPOOPPOOOOOPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPAY SMELLAY STINKAY NASTY NASTY NASTAYYY THE POOPY IS GREEN THE BRAAP NUGGETS ARE GREEN SOME BLOOD ON THEM BRAAAAAAPPP MORE BRAAAP NUGGETS SMELLY! THUNK GIDUNK PLUNK SHPLOOSH SPLAF FLASHHHH SHPLING SHLOOP SHLOP SHLIM DUNKSH SHPLISH DUNgk FARRTTTAY SMELLLAY POOOOOPOOOPAY BRAAP NUGGETS I SHOULDNTA HAD DEM BRAAPACHINOS TODAY RAAGHH FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART SMEEELLLYYY SHPLOSH SPLISH SPLAHSH SPLUNK DUNK SHALPLOSSHH PLOSH FLINK FARTING FARTAAYYNG SMELLAY POOPOOPOPPIIIYYY I NEED TO WIPEY WIPEY grabs for toilet paper roll by toilet AHG I LOST MY BALAN- falls in toilet, toilet full of braap nuggets NASTY SMELLY STINKY POOPY FARTY GROOOSS EEEWWW poop goes in mouth PTOOH YUCK YUCK POOPY IN MY MOUTHY SMELLY GROSS EEEWWW NO NO NOOOO POOP drinks in toilet water when trying to breath, braap nugges come in mouth SMELLY NASTY POOPY SMEEELLLY NAAAAAASSSSTAYY hmm but it tastes goood! drinks in more toilet water TASTY DRINKY NASTTY BUT FUN! starts eating smelly poopy in toilet TASTY TREAT SO SMELLY begins eating braap nuggets in toilet YUM YUM! CHOW CHOW CHUMP GULP GULP SWALLOW YUMMY TASTY GULP CHOW SMELLY YUM CHOW GULP NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY TASTY TAAASSTTAYY GULP YUM YUM! CHOW CHOW CHUMP GULP GULP SWALLOW YUMMY TASTY GULP CHOW SMELLY YUM CHOW GULP NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY TASTY TAAASSTTAYY GULP! mommy, im not hungry i already ate


 No.1015750

>>1015749

woah this leaked hiveswap dialog sounds great!


 No.1015751

fuck joyceposting seriously


 No.1015752

>Hey, Morty, could you hand me that *BURP* god on my workbench.

>R-Rick, there is no g-god o-

>That's right, Morty! There is no God! Fuck you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! SHIT ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!

>*BURP* Hey Morty did you go to the *BURP* store like I asked?

>Y-yeah Rick I s-sure did our fans were t-there with me

>Oh Morty *BURP* good 4th wall hey *BURP* did you *BURP* get *BURP* everything *BURP* on *BURP* the *BURP* list *BUUUUUUUURP*

>W-well I tr-tr-tried Rick except the l-last thing on the list

>'God' is last on the list right *BURP* Morty?

>Y-yeah Rick I couldn't find g-god--

>Exactly Morty! No one can find God because he isn't real! SHIT DICK POOPY POOP WUB DUB FUCK GOD, FUCK RELIGION, I'M SMART, WUBBALUBADUBDUB GET SCHIFTWY SHIT ON THE FLOOR YEAH! NIHILISM! *tips fedora*

>hey morty *burp* come here

>o-okay rick

>look up on that roof you see *burp* that right there look at that

>w-what rick

>that *BURP* god on the roof

>b-but rick there isn't a god o-

>YOU'RE RIGHT MORTY THERE ISN'T A GOD! SCHWIFTY DIARRHEA KILL ME NIHILISM


 No.1015753

>>1015746

>Pennywise the Dancing Clown

>people get mad when the clown dances

also i liked that he was standing in front of a roiling orange/red cloud as that whats its true form is in the books, just a field of orange insanity


 No.1015754

my mom tried to hit me like twice tonight during her hysterical fit

i think i need to consider living with my grandparents


 No.1015755

>>1015753

I haven't seen the new one yet


 No.1015756

File: ce7da731336db82⋯.gif (637.15 KB, 217x255, 217:255, mfw spiking with Up B.gif)

>you aren't trapped in a middling working class nightmare in a flyover state


 No.1015757

>>1015756

>tfw you aren't trapped in a marriage with your ten-foot-tall amazon "wife"


 No.1015758

>>1015757

But that sounds good


 No.1015759

>>1015755

the hot new /tv/ meme is posting that little jig with all caps proclamations like "ARE THEY EVEN TRYING" or "THE FLOP OF THE YEAR" despite it breaking all those records in like 4 days of being out.

also there was a really great scene where Eddie's laying there cornered with a broken arm and Pennywise has his angler-fish fangs out and is pantomiming taking bites off his arm and fingers and pulling away at the last second to fuck with him and I really wanna get a webm of it because it was probably my favorite scene in the entire movie


 No.1015760

>>1015746

is the stabilization in the real cut of the film


 No.1015761

>>1015760

yes they do it a few time and it actually looks pretty good in context

usually with Pennywise approaching a kid with the screen shaking and the face stabilization. i assumed it was supposed to be the effect of literally losing your mind from fear, the jig scene in that webm comes when he has Bev alone in the sewers and he's playing at doing an actual clown routine, all while subtly moving closer and closer with that emotionless stare


 No.1015762

>>1015761

it looks truly awful out of context, and it's hard to imagine it otherwise

I probably wont see it anyway because

A) It's not Tim Curry

B) I heard they're splitting it into two movies


 No.1015763

>>1015740

i never said i would fuck pennywise

i just said i definitely wouldnt fuck the new one


 No.1015764

hey hsg could you hand me that hiveswap on my workbench


 No.1015765

File: d0c0827e658e370⋯.png (17.24 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 5A933DB0-7FE4-426C-BDBA-12….png)


 No.1015766

File: e4a784b379f68c1⋯.jpg (65.67 KB, 634x469, 634:469, 3037809500000578-3402653-i….jpg)

>>1015762

>It's not Tim Curry

anon....the years haven't been kind to Tim

>I heard they're splitting it into two movies

the books 1200 pages long man, theres no way you could fit both in one movie, the tv miniseries was 4hrs and still only got like half the cool shit from the book


 No.1015767

>>1015762

>B) I heard they're splitting it into two movies

Have you never read the book


 No.1015768

>>1015756

yea you're trapped in a middling working class nightmare in new york


 No.1015769

>>1015766

Didn't Tim have a pretty serious stroke?


 No.1015770

>>1015762

>it looks truly awful out of context, and it's hard to imagine it otherwise

>I probably wont see it anyway because

>B) I heard they're splitting it into two movies

so do you uhhhhhhh know anything about the story

like at all

even the movie from the 80s


 No.1015771

>>1015766

This is depressing tbh I love Timmy

>>1015768

lol


 No.1015772

File: 2cd8253e62c2746⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 369aba07a47b41e⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

why is rrrgi such a fucking manlet and where can i get a cute vampire gf who will act possessive over me


 No.1015773

>>1015769

yeah thats why he's in the chair

I didn't watch the new Rocky Horror because it looked fucking horrendous, but I hear even the role of the Investigator (aka one and a half scenes sitting at a desk reading off a paper) was actually super strenuous and took a lot of takes due to his current condition

also I loved Curry's Pennywise, but the 1990 miniseries was a bad flick with a few really good casting choices (Pennywise, adult Richie, adult Mike, etc). It had to be no higher than a PG-13 rating, and was literally not allowed to show blood in regards to wounds or killing. so they could have like the blood in Bev's sink, but very little else


 No.1015774

>>1015770

i watched the TV movie yeah

it was kind of a kneejerk reaction to all the other films that get split into parts just to sell more tickets


 No.1015775

>>1015772

i wish i had my own eternal vampire life partner like kiss shot


 No.1015776

>>1015774

honestly I kinda prefer that they broke it up and had all of the childhood arc done before the adult arc

the book has them remembering as they progress, so a lot of the events are happening at the same time, sometimes the focus even changes mid chapter

like when the adults are in the sewers, thats when they remember being kids in the sewers, etc

the two Pennywise fights happen at the same time, and the chapter goes from one time period to the next and it got a little jarring


 No.1015777

>>1015776

is it really like that, that sounds awful


 No.1015778

>>1015776

>the two Pennywise fights happen at the same time

that's an interesting choice for a book

and you say this was 1200 pages long

>>1015773

>It had to be no higher than a PG-13 rating

why the fuck

man they should've just made a modern miniseries, really give it the complete job


 No.1015779

>>1015778

yeah apparently even the titlecard scene from the miniseries with adult stan dead in the bathtub with slit wrists and IT scrawled in blood on the wall had to be redone because the original take had slit wrist effects and it was deemed to violent

the accepted take had to have him with his wrists turned inwards and just red water in the tub


 No.1015780


 No.1015781

File: e7b979cd9c66a38⋯.png (756.13 KB, 1280x1393, 1280:1393, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1015782

>>1015781

every time you play through new vegas and DONT pick sneering imperialist you're literally playing it wrong


 No.1015783

>>1015782

so what you're telling me is i should stop playing my "cowpoke!eri" run and start a sneering imperialist side-with-caesar run

wait

cowpoke eri IS a sneering imperialist, my run is saved


 No.1015784

>>1015783

make sure you pop a cap in general gobbledygook too


 No.1015785

>>1015784

but of course

god it's been too long since i've played the dlc


 No.1015786

File: c4728134310e998⋯.png (185.38 KB, 400x301, 400:301, ClipboardImage.png)

do ya ever get the feelin' ya just hang out with your 'friends' because they're the only ones who will tolerate ya


 No.1015787

I don't even hang out with my friends


 No.1015788

File: 1ff465b60b32777⋯.png (217.33 KB, 889x1193, 889:1193, chocolate rose.png)


 No.1015789


 No.1015790

>>1015788

maybe.


 No.1015791


 No.1015792

>game is glitched and i can't finish a main quest line

new vegas is a good game


 No.1015793

>>1015792

how'd it glitch?


 No.1015794

>>1015786

surprisingly no

my personal flavor of social anxiety manifests by being a doormat and instantly folding to the interests/requests of others


 No.1015795


 No.1015796

did you see the link i posted in the last thread for you, sponge


 No.1015797

have you ever thought about how the son of the president colluded with russia

have you ever thought about how a senior adviser to the president, his son-in-law, colluded with russia and is still working in the white house

funny thoughts


 No.1015798

uhhhhhhhh drumpf impeach orange uhhhhhhhhh russia #notmypresident #gamergate


 No.1015799

>deleted like 40GiB of stuff from my PS3

>still only 51GiB free

what the hell? that's not right.


 No.1015800

gussy = girl pussy


 No.1015801

i wish politics would die


 No.1015802

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.1015803

>>1015800

gusey - gary busey


 No.1015804

i think im about to go complete turbo autist mode and try to talk to this random guy i talked to on a newgrounds chat

note: i have not interacted with him in almost seven years


 No.1015805

>trump supporters


 No.1015806


 No.1015807

>If I had a crystal ball, I'd **sit down very carefully*


 No.1015808

>>1015794

we used to have a friend in our group like that

always the bitch of every joke, always doing whatever the group wanted without giving a contradictory opinion, always being generous with gifts and money to eke out some positive affirmation

i almost think a person like that is required in most friend groups. its some kind of darwinian lizard brain thing where we instinctively designate a person to rag on

eventually some people forced that other guy out of the group when he did some weird shit, and there was a vacuum. i kind of naturally fit into that vacuum as a more quiet person, but i fucking refuse to be the bitch boy, so there's all this tension i feel between myself and the group now. it's like every time i want to chill out with them i instead of have to deal with a bunch of assholes trying to make mean spirited jokes and just expecting me to accept it, and i get angry and stressed and tell them to fuck off, and so i'm starting to seclude myself more and more.

i'm beginning to think they're just petty miserable assholes though. i don't have this innate need to bully someone. i didn't join in and bully the previous bitch boy. maybe this shit isn't normal and i need to just find better friends.

but also i'm not the most sociable person and it takes a long time for me to make new friends. i made like 3 new friends through all 4 years of college, and the rest of the time was spent with these people who i've known from high school. maybe i should treat this as a learning experience and just force myself out more, but man, life is already hard enough as it is. it's easier to come home and do nothing in relative peace and happiness, pretending like my life isn't slipping away.

me hungie


 No.1015809

>>1015808

beta

boi


 No.1015810

i am the eggman


 No.1015811

episode 1 of princess principal was pretty good


 No.1015812

File: 8767bb0cab85cf6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 533.88 KB, 1451x2048, 1451:2048, 卯月でシコってたら卯月に見られてたふたなり渋谷凛途中.jpg)


 No.1015813

File: 8c5d010bad4e0d8⋯.png (502.42 KB, 432x600, 18:25, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 34df6478342c1b4⋯.png (2.44 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

what is this, persona 5

what's with the costume changes


 No.1015814

>>1015813

theyre spies in an alternate history london


 No.1015815

the vehicles in princess principal are really cool

they're actual proper 20s and 30s cars

with the throttle as a separate, 2nd wheel on the steering wheel

and they have actual webley automatic revolvers


 No.1015816

>>1015814

>theyre spies in an alternate history london

oh fuck me i'm sold

i was gonna make fun of it but goddamnit now i wanna watch it


 No.1015817

pedophile principal


 No.1015818

Implying Sako would watch this shit if it was male spies in alternate history london


 No.1015819

File: c1ad14290194d07⋯.png (365.55 KB, 577x567, 577:567, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1015820

File: a0bf02c7a49fc56⋯.jpg (361.69 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Princess Pr….jpg)

This is the new student from Spyland, Totahlee Notaspy.


 No.1015821

>>1015819

I know I'LL never forget the US role in the Chilean coup detat in 1973.


 No.1015822

>>1015818

that actually sounds ten times better


 No.1015823

also the OP is baller


 No.1015824

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1015825

uhhh everything with any amount of girls in it is bad

god you're so fucking boring cletus can you fuck off already


 No.1015826

>>1015818

they'd better be in the same outfits


 No.1015827

File: c72a43c367731fa⋯.gif (1.3 MB, 320x213, 320:213, what.gif)

>>1015819

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY TO BOB AND LARRY

HOW DO WE STOP NEEDLESS REDESIGNS LADS


 No.1015828

>>1015825

you're only watching it because it has cute anime girls


 No.1015829

>>1015828

you're wrong and also a massive fucking tool

can you both please fuck off already?


 No.1015830

>>1015829

am i wrong? if it had male protagonists, would you even gave it a try


 No.1015831

>>1015824

>>1015823

no kiddin

also i was like "i like this smirking one", the second one it shows?

and then she turns out to be the driver and she gets crazy eyes near the end there

love it

that turnaround at 1:20? amazing


 No.1015832

>>1015825

Because that's what I said

Love that there's no denial too top jej


 No.1015833

>>1015830

Princess Principal is set in a fictional analogue of England called Albion. During the early 20th Century, the Kingdom of Albion monopolized a mysterious substance called "Cavorite" to construct a fleet of heavily-armed airships that made Albion the dominant power in the world. However, the proletariat of Albion grew angry at their country's ruling class for largely ignoring their plight, sparking the "London Revolution" where the lower classes attempted to overthrow the royal family. Eventually, the two sides reached a stalemate, and a great wall was erected through the middle of London, splitting Albion into two nations: the Commonwealth and the Kingdom.

yes i would absolutely give this a try even if it wasn't about girls


 No.1015834

either way I don't have to justify watching this to two retards on homestuck fucking general

go back to raping your cousin or whatever the fuck it is that you do cletus


 No.1015835

I'm not even saying it's a bad show it's definitely got at least some sort of premise and plot

But that's not why you're watching it


 No.1015836

>>1015834

dude, take it easy


 No.1015837

File: 3949d5618a52286⋯.png (826.31 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

oops


 No.1015838

>>1015835

and I'm saying you're a fucking retard and that you should fuck off to whatever hole you crawled out of


 No.1015839


 No.1015840

>>1015837

the dude doesn't even have good taste in bad porn


 No.1015841

just let's chill alright


 No.1015842

I'm watching it because it's from Studio 3Hz and written by Ichirou Oukouchi


 No.1015843

>>1015841

fuck you!!!!! I wont relax until i get my FUCKING JOEY!!!!!!!!


 No.1015844

File: d6d6efdcf56bb32⋯.jpg (335.94 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Princess Pr….jpg)

File: afba8ed92a91f50⋯.jpg (399.97 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Princess Pr….jpg)

File: bbf4f991c2b1abb⋯.jpg (350.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Princess Pr….jpg)

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 No.1015845

File: 28d220b3abeac48⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, 1488045217862.png)


 No.1015846

i watch kemono friends for the deep plot and lore


 No.1015847

>>1015845

yes

a little bit


 No.1015848

Notice, dear reader, that while I make specific and warranted comments on my opponent's taste and the quality of media he consumes, he regrettably must descend to a vulgar and mean-spirited little perch from which he can only fling ad-hominems and warm fecal matter.

Sad!


 No.1015849

>>1015848

you aren't worth anything more than that cletus


 No.1015850

dont act like you want to have an actual discussion about this either you fucking tool


 No.1015851

>>1015844

so, main five girls: hit me with their tropes


 No.1015852

>>1015851

I'm only on episode 2 dude


 No.1015853

>>1015852

oh okay

i'll just look it up myself then


 No.1015854

>>1015853

don't the wikipedia page has fucking MASSIVE spoilers


 No.1015855

File: 3c5315d43eaab1d⋯.png (43.58 KB, 540x244, 135:61, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1015854

eugh

alright i guess ill just watch it and form my own opinions


 No.1015856

Indeed, even now he stoops so low, while simultaneously torturing his little ego with delusions of victimization and unjust treatment. Does he not realize that, in all fairness, the common-sense man in his holistic appraisal of this kind sir's anime consumption will consider previous buckets of tepid dreck held up as shining beacons of Oriental Animated Magic? "Kemono Friends" and "Bakemonogatari" and "Dragon Maid"?

Does he not realize that one would be wary to take his claims at face value, especially when the work in question features yet another bevy of nubile, candy colored adolescent girls as the motive agents of the narrative?


 No.1015857

i want plot-driven gf who i pretend not to find attractive


 No.1015858

man I hate having to form my own opinions


 No.1015859

File: b338effbf2b938e⋯.png (589 KB, 1277x730, 1277:730, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1015856

dude is this a copypasta or are you writing this


 No.1015860

>>1015859

It's me, James m'boy! I!


 No.1015861

>>1015860

>m'cousin


 No.1015862

>>1015860

that's more pathetic than anything sako's done all thread tbh

is this even cletus


 No.1015863

remember when cletus replied to himself pretending to be an anon

lol


 No.1015864

watching shows for cute girls isn't a bad thing


 No.1015865

File: 0f1d00de3c0a87f⋯.gif (999.23 KB, 500x281, 500:281, パンチ.gif)

>>1015864

die nigga


 No.1015866

remember captain eridan's reveal


 No.1015867

>>1015865

jojo isn't that good.


 No.1015868

>>1015862

of course it is


 No.1015869

>manga translator group drops manga

fug

>because manga author is now on patreon and releasing the chapters in english himself

wat


 No.1015870

>>1015867

Part 1 is decent but Part 2 and 3 make my eyes roll back into my head and I start to shake uncontrollably


 No.1015871

>>1015869

what manga


 No.1015872


 No.1015873

File: 19079ab259a1d41⋯.png (570.72 KB, 539x480, 539:480, killa queeeeen.png)

And 🅱art FOUR 🅱ruh.........................


 No.1015874

cletus is pathetic surprising no one


 No.1015875

uh dont watch things that appeal to you thats bad


 No.1015876

>>1015872

huh

neat


 No.1015877

File: 993f12568742370⋯.png (759.91 KB, 805x747, 805:747, ClipboardImage.png)

noice


 No.1015878

>>1015875

Yeah fuck off haters >:)


 No.1015879

>>1015844

I didn't really bother to look this up but it's really not what I was expecting. It looks cool I'll check it out tomorrow.


 No.1015880

>>1015877

this is racist


 No.1015881

>>1015880

isn't it great


 No.1015882

>>1015870

>Not liking part 2

what are you a fag


 No.1015883

>>1015882

its cletus


 No.1015884

>>1015882

>>1015883

I'm saying part 2 is orgasmic retard dinglebreath ass cheese breath coon....


 No.1015885

>>1015882

I don't think he's saying he dislikes it


 No.1015886

you fucking turd fondler


 No.1015887

>>1015884

oh, the intent was a bit ambigious given the wording

carry on


 No.1015888

Part 2 has the best Jojo


 No.1015889

File: 6210cac9a37b57d⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1200x1448, 150:181, ClipboardImage.png)

fill it out


 No.1015890

hiveswap on switch


 No.1015891

File: 6337b264119a34d⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1200x1448, 150:181, ClipboardImage.png)

You will never ever get a new F-Zero game


 No.1015892

>part 3 is orgasmic

it's probably the worst arc of the whole series though


 No.1015893

File: 4a229bd62e5ae10⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1200x1448, 150:181, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1015891

>>1015892

part 1 isn't bad but it's one of the slower parts

if you have a strong aversion to monster of the week i could understand not liking it though


 No.1015894

>>1015892

Part 1 is objectively worse


 No.1015895

File: 92b1285408a052c⋯.png (665.71 KB, 720x540, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1015896

remember the ytmnd meme about 9/11 gay sex?

like it was a fad where they'd put pictures of gay porn and animate it falling down the towers, the implication being that some of the people who jumped from the burning world trade center were having gay sex on the way down


 No.1015897

>>1015895

It is

part 5 is better than it


 No.1015898

>>1015897

Yeah but both are better than Part 1

and Part 1 is still good


 No.1015899

what manga should i read


 No.1015900

new IT was epic


 No.1015901

>>1015899

Beet the Vandel Buster


 No.1015902

>>1015899

Kengan Asura


 No.1015903

jojo is shit


 No.1015904

i picked a random popular one and im gonan read it


 No.1015905

File: 2382bb0f5a7e65b⋯.png (203.54 KB, 500x485, 100:97, bait bag.png)


 No.1015906

>>1015771

Lone Wolf and Cub


 No.1015907

>>1015904

what one


 No.1015908

File: c6fee3323abe48b⋯.png (628.22 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

File: addd4d32595d0d9⋯.png (646.99 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

a diptych


 No.1015909

>>1015899

Made in Abyss, Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer

you read more manga than I do I don't know what I can rec you


 No.1015910

>>1015899

Illuminatus!

it's a book nigga


 No.1015911

>>1015908

hahaha fucking boomer brain screaming *delete delete un-tweet hack mainframe!!!!!!!!*


 No.1015912

what a dadly move, lyin' ted!


 No.1015913

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

guys listen this is so great

>If there was a Wii Snorkeling include in Wii Sports, this is what the soundtrack would sound like.

he does a couple other wii themes i think

croquet and volleyball


 No.1015914

does anyone else think there's something off about cletus


 No.1015915

>>1015869

hey cool, good for the author!


 No.1015916

why is it okay for women to have dildos but it's weird for men to have an onahole


 No.1015917


 No.1015918

>>1015916

both are weird


 No.1015919

>>1015915

yeah, i didnt say it but i think its really neat and it might start actually becoming a thing authors do, or if not real mangakas then i can definitely see porn or web only ones doing this


 No.1015920

>>1015918

both are totally normal


 No.1015921

Mei's nipples are probably hard all the time


 No.1015922

>>1015920

in your sin city yeah


 No.1015923


 No.1015924

>>1015914

It's my slightly off centered gyroscope it makes me vibrate at very high speeds

I can vibrate through walls and through your brains so fast that light cannot escape so fast that I can think about what you're going to think before you've thunk it


 No.1015925

>>1015923

overwatch i'd assume


 No.1015926

let's organize onahole marches across the nation


 No.1015927

>>1015922

if they're stigmatized anywhere they shouldn't be


 No.1015928

>>1015927

comma after "anywhere"


 No.1015929

>>1015916

beta bucc

beta.............................🅱ucc


 No.1015930

someone buy me an onahole


 No.1015931

wonk how bad do you wanna fuck the new pennywise

don't lie to me


 No.1015932

the last girl I had sex with looked a bit like Mei


 No.1015933

>>1015932

was she chinese?


 No.1015934

>>1015931

i do not

curry was viscerally disturbing

new guy is like... i dunno

the head proportions are so goofy i guess

he could be hot but he isn't tbh

love the outfit tho

(also i see the teeth and just think of pearl the squid)


 No.1015935

goo night hsg


 No.1015936

pearlfags on suicide watch


 No.1015937

File: bf0ed6cf9f45ba0⋯.png (9.03 KB, 254x166, 127:83, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e082bef76f82324⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm slowly lowering the amount of tabs I have open in this session


 No.1015938

>>1015933

what do I look like an anthropologist?


 No.1015939

>>1015934

you're telling me

you don't wanna fuck that clown?


 No.1015940

>>1015917

what a fag


 No.1015941

>>1015939

uhhhhhh yes

listen im as surprised as you are


 No.1015942

File: b4fffe6b914e748⋯.jpg (16.3 KB, 345x316, 345:316, IMG_3690.JPG)


 No.1015943

>>1015940

no O_o


 No.1015944

yeah I bet noted racist poster brokenspacebar can tell the difference between chinese and koreans


 No.1015945

>>1015942

i wish i understood what feeling this is meant to express

do you want to fuck new pennywise?


 No.1015946

>>1015945

i don't believe you jimmy, i think you're lying to yourself

you're going to jerk off to this clown. listen to me, you're going to jerk off to this clown.


 No.1015947

if sponge were hsg's rick who would be his morty


 No.1015948

>>1015947

wesley


 No.1015949

>>1015948

no doubt in my mind


 No.1015950

rick sponge would have a portal vape


 No.1015951

My Grandmother called me a faggot just because i'm gender fluid but she never bothers my goth older brother. He wears more makeup than me and she loves him,she called me a faggot again and i lost it and tried to hit her but she gave me a black eye and then my older brother beat my ass and threw me out so now i have to stay at my friends place and suck non binary cock to earn my keep. Worst weekend ever.


 No.1015952

wesley, you have to go take a picture of that girl's tonsils. wesley, you have to, this is-*vapes*this is to to kill yaldobaoth, wesley


 No.1015953

plebbit and normie....................


 No.1015954

File: 559d8218bb8e46c⋯.jpg (123.15 KB, 1041x570, 347:190, 1505130118465.jpg)


 No.1015955

i think its just not good


 No.1015956

oh jeez sponge i-i don't think we should m-messing around inside texas girl's stomach


 No.1015957

>>1015955

*shakes your head around*

*rattling is heard*


 No.1015958

File: 5283fadcd2fbfb5⋯.jpg (111.49 KB, 986x554, 493:277, 1505190339280.jpg)


 No.1015959

File: 963f17d736c4d86⋯.png (662.43 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, IMG_7568.PNG)

File: d81c14c52b98762⋯.png (644.31 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, IMG_7569.PNG)

throwback to how hot her throat is

i think i'm gonna try to get back in contact with her


 No.1015960

assuming of course, she's not with the (significantly less attractive than me) tranny

i have a friend spying on her and she might be

i'll let you know!


 No.1015961

it feels good to shave


 No.1015962

>>1015959

dont do it lad

resist the temptations of the roastie mouth


 No.1015963

sponge's spy network of mouthpic girls


 No.1015964

>>1015962

i just want somebody to love me!


 No.1015965

>>1015964

i don't think it'll be worth it to go back into a toxic relationship like that, plus you have family and friends (i would hope) that loves you


 No.1015966

America got its dick wet


 No.1015967

>>1015966

it took me too long to realize this is a florida joke


 No.1015968

i finished listening to lofam4

its weird hearing all those leimotifs again


 No.1015969

File: 4adcaa8d71dd5a8⋯.png (469.61 KB, 520x714, 260:357, 1505212953845.png)

>tfw your pure big tittied gyaru gf flirts with chad in front of you


 No.1015970

File: 87dee2afc9ef3f6⋯.jpg (172.7 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, tumblr_ovco5eOOj81vdbx3no1….jpg)

entertain me you assholes


 No.1015971

File: 01714b4c31f1c3d⋯.jpg (480.51 KB, 964x1402, 482:701, MT01_004.jpg)


 No.1015972

File: e0a95accfb6196d⋯.png (16.55 KB, 238x280, 17:20, joyful joey.png)


 No.1015973

File: 09bf9bd2bc914f3⋯.png (1.4 MB, 1134x842, 567:421, ClipboardImage.png)

*pelvic thrusts like this over and over*


 No.1015974

File: dec8ffbe8cc5ca1⋯.png (452.5 KB, 1024x651, 1024:651, dec8ffbe8cc5ca1f94ac255d3a….png)

a transformation fetish board is on that list of boards at the top of the screen

I don't know what you call that thing


 No.1015976

does anyone just want to make out


 No.1015977

>>1015974

clown SEXY


 No.1015978

File: 9e5ceaa0aa6c0f2⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1659x2400, 553:800, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1015979

new metroid 3ds leaked


 No.1015980

>>1015979

where

I NEED IT


 No.1015981

>>1015978

sako's ideal girl


 No.1015982

>>1015981

more like sako is the girl


 No.1015983

File: b29b5398fba4fac⋯.png (347.5 KB, 1150x565, 230:113, samus returns.png)

oh shit son


 No.1015984

File: 409cf157a4e4b42⋯.png (466.77 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1015980

https://wetransfer.com/downloads/4d63ea3cf64bac0d65ab6bd42fafba8620170912123254/1113db

and im assumingyou arent on a 3ds flashcart, so you gotta do this


 No.1015985

>>1015984

if that's also the EUR release, neat


 No.1015986

>>1015985

yeah its eu copy that leaked


 No.1015987

File: 8fed68d8d48966b⋯.png (946.69 KB, 1080x1600, 27:40, img000022.png)


 No.1015988

>>1015986

I'm still gonna see if I can play it until the NA release


 No.1015989

someone apparently just posted the .cia on 3dsiso


 No.1015990

>>1015989

well too late, this torrent says ~20 minutes and I leave to do some work in about 35


 No.1015991

>>1015988

you should be able to

i dont know if youll be able to import the save from eu to na copies, i know it worked when i did it with smt4 but i dont know still


 No.1015992

well, shit, my download speed is fluctuating wildly

I may not actually have the game until tonight

D:


 No.1015993

couldn't play your game wtf


 No.1015994

File: 0e7ad0448ef8c52⋯.png (461.41 KB, 638x638, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1015995

>>1015946

im not

im not gonna, sponge


 No.1015996

After recently moving to Onomichi, Hiroshima, high school student Tasuku Kaname is thrown into despair at the possibility that he may have been outed for being gay. Convinced his life is over, his despair turns into shock when he sees a woman jump out of a window of a nearby house. Tasuku races to the house in a panic only to discover that it's a public meeting lounge owned by the woman he saw before. Tasuku comes face to face with the woman as she walks past him unharmed, but not before she implies that she had been watching him from afar. Confused, Tasuku follows her up to the top of a steep hill where she offers to briefly listen to what's on his mind. Although Tasuku doesn't go into too much detail, he later accepts her invitation to come to the lounge to meet others with similar troubles.


 No.1015997

awright dude is running about 30 minutes late i'll have the game easy


 No.1015998

as to whether or not it'll run....I guess I'll see!


 No.1015999

i've been thinking a lot of PoM threatening to hunt down and kill people after angel denied him his steven universe watersports porn

it started out as an occasional funny thought but it has become deep contemplation


 No.1016000

>>1015999

it's truly fascinating


 No.1016001

>>1015999

>>1016000

I still don't understand that

like

go get your piss fetish filled somewhere else


 No.1016002

>>1015999

he's gonna use his futuristic 3d goggles to track her down


 No.1016003

>After recently moving to Onomichi, Hiroshima, high school student Tasuku Kaname is thrown into despair at the possibility that he may have been outed for being gay. Convinced his life is over, his despair turns into shock when he sees a woman jump out of a window of a nearby house. Tasuku races to the house in a panic only to discover that it's a public meeting lounge owned by the woman he saw before. Tasuku comes face to face with the woman as she walks past him unharmed, but not before she implies that she had been watching him from afar. Confused, Tasuku follows her up to the top of a steep hill where she offers to briefly listen to what's on his mind. Although Tasuku doesn't go into too much detail, he later accepts her invitation to come to the lounge to meet others with similar troubles.

homosexual


 No.1016004

PoM paying a hooker to dress up as angel so he can scream at her to draw piss porn

but then the hooker can't draw very well on account of being a hooker so he gets even more mad and starts crying

>>1016002

>goggles

is there some pom lore i missed


 No.1016005

come home, PoM

you're not well


 No.1016006

File: 0603f7f0cd9e5fa⋯.png (499.19 KB, 728x1047, 728:1047, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016007

File: bb45c0aaf25c6fb⋯.png (608.64 KB, 800x1150, 16:23, ClipboardImage.png)

oh i almost forgot the new demon mom had some sponge pandering


 No.1016008

>>1016004

it's just something i remember, some kind of virtual goggles he wanted to work on


 No.1016009


 No.1016010

>>1015999

All while projecting the persona of a respectable normalfag, too.

There is so much evil in this world.


 No.1016011

diving into pom's psyche to steal the first piece of piss art he jacked off to


 No.1016012

>>1016011

thats it

the perfect idea for a hsg game

psychonauts, but with tripfag brains


 No.1016013

>>1016012

no thank you


 No.1016014

traversing the crumbling mindscape of moody's corpse to discover his killer (it's dambro)


 No.1016015

>wonks brain

>its literally just the circus level


 No.1016016

>>1016012

>I'm an early stage with high completion numbers

>you can't get everything until you're at the end of NG+


 No.1016017

:}


 No.1016018

File: 347f3b8875bcda5⋯.png (205.42 KB, 400x480, 5:6, Image1.png)

it works


 No.1016019

>>1016018

You better not


 No.1016020

silent hsg


 No.1016021

>>1016019

I better not what?


 No.1016022


 No.1016023

>>1016022

........

Metroid 2 has been out for 26 fucking years


 No.1016024

File: b9110aa070f4b7a⋯.webm (2.98 MB, 868x564, 217:141, 1505213366029[1].webm)

is this incest porn

ted...........


 No.1016025

>>1016022

clet are you dumb


 No.1016026

alright work y'all


 No.1016027

>>1016023

They're obviously adding new things into the game retard the story isn't even the focus of the game


 No.1016028

File: c13878df7e14dc5⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1055x1500, 211:300, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016029


 No.1016030

>>1016029

why would they add new story to a remake of a game


 No.1016031

>>1016024

>mother/daughter/bf threesome

patrician taste


 No.1016032

File: eabab8e71e7f284⋯.png (22.42 KB, 480x320, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016033

dahnald... the mutha dawta incest dahnald...


 No.1016034

File: 0751f8245698040⋯.jpg (130.08 KB, 500x588, 125:147, 1315084085904.jpg)


 No.1016035

File: 808056742607c28⋯.jpg (246.2 KB, 415x685, 83:137, 1324026695083.jpg)


 No.1016036

my dog starts making little monkey chirps when she's bored and its PISSING ME OFF


 No.1016037

File: 072d1faae807d83⋯.png (11.9 KB, 581x105, 83:15, Untitled.png)


 No.1016038

>"Perhaps we should have done something like this during the Indiana primary."

at least ted has a sense of humour about it


 No.1016039

File: 9459f9f4d6e0f22⋯.png (154.43 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1016037

>"I am literally in the dark with hardly any access to the internet world," she tweets.


 No.1016040

>>1016039

>hardly any means literally zero

lrn2read


 No.1016041

File: f7bc66aa0ce2dd1⋯.png (17.56 KB, 160x160, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1016040

>she has enough "access to the internet world" to tweet, but not enough to see Cruz's tweet


 No.1016042

File: 3f34426efd4595d⋯.jpg (95.97 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1504297564363.jpg)

>Hinamatsuri anime

good fucking LORD


 No.1016043

>>1016041

youre reaching u idiot


 No.1016044

>>1016042

what does this mean

isn't that just a festival


 No.1016045

File: 3e345ac15a5e4ed⋯.jpg (152.56 KB, 728x1026, 364:513, hinamatsuri-6976315.jpg)

>>1016044

it's a manga


 No.1016046

File: 421a3e79fec4445⋯.png (655.32 KB, 800x792, 100:99, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1016043

>interpreting someone literally is reaching


 No.1016047

>>1016046

interpreting someone literally in situations where there's no reason to believe they're being literal is kinda socially inept tbh


 No.1016048

File: 3771a3b860caceb⋯.png (177.24 KB, 587x500, 587:500, thinking.png)


 No.1016049

>Hinamatsuri

>Pluto

>Love is Hard for an Otaku

>Chio-chan

>Thunderbolt Fantasy S2

>Golden Kamui

>MP100 S2(?)

friendship ended with 2017

now 2018 is my best friend


 No.1016050

>>1016045

>yakuza adopts a lazy superpowers girl

i dig it


 No.1016051

>>1016047

to be fair, being a child predator is also kinda a social faux pas, so maybe we've both got a lot to learn


 No.1016052

>>1016051

wait so you're a child predator on top of that?

yikes, that's a lot to unpack


 No.1016053

>>1016052

i can see why you have a problem with people who read things as they're written


 No.1016054

File: fd58aad1adc03ae⋯.png (271.82 KB, 747x399, 249:133, 1505234684359.png)


 No.1016055

File: 41d40267889f1bc⋯.png (128.64 KB, 354x356, 177:178, tumblr_inline_omvoamXFEp1q….png)

>We have confirmed your payment and shipped the following order to you. - Nendoroid - KonoSuba 2: Megumin


 No.1016056

File: bd0188951e2845a⋯.png (159.36 KB, 494x543, 494:543, ClipboardImage.png)

he's back

thoughts?


 No.1016057

>>1016049

u forget

pop team epic

ppl are excited for takagi-san anime

i think inuyashiki is this year though


 No.1016058

how long until a politician gets caught with looking at vore


 No.1016059

>>1016058

We already have the furry guy


 No.1016060

what would be the most embarrassing fetish to be discovered if you were a politician

specifically embarrassing, so not shocking like cp


 No.1016061

>>1016060

diapers


 No.1016062

>>1016060

diaperfur


 No.1016063

File: d5ccced0d4f6dc6⋯.png (216.35 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f3ebec7aa149281⋯.png (217.2 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016064

is losing an election a fetish

electoral domination


 No.1016065

>The senator says his online diaper fixation is not sexual, but rather a celebration of beloved cartoon characters like Tommy Pickles and Boss Baby.


 No.1016066

File: 33505c261042a1f⋯.png (2.07 MB, 1920x1386, 320:231, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016067

File: 2039f41211afd97⋯.png (2.4 MB, 1200x1117, 1200:1117, ClipboardImage.png)

wisdom


 No.1016068

File: a6af3a6c1fee924⋯.png (296 KB, 643x516, 643:516, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c3310541453b99b⋯.png (2.25 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016069

>>1016068

someone's getting fired and they deserve it


 No.1016070

i wonder how the guy that shouted pepe at the hillary rally feels about what he caused


 No.1016071

>>1016068

i dont understand


 No.1016072

File: 6a971d3a969e478⋯.png (115.48 KB, 2133x1281, 711:427, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1016071

it looks too similar to the kek flag


 No.1016073

4x game where the kek armies battle the project chanology armies


 No.1016074


 No.1016075

i fell into the lava in the nether

i just

i just feel like deleting the world now

that's illogical, like kicking over the whole sandcastle when a chunk falls off


 No.1016076

i wonder how hard /v/ would be shitting itself if a H→ symbol "unintentionally" made it into destiny 2


 No.1016077

new humble bundle is up

idk i dont have anything to say on it

dead rising and tex murphy are epic but idk


 No.1016078

File: 58f6059b66607b2⋯.jpg (226.06 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170912165355_1.jpg)

File: ff154473c03aa3a⋯.jpg (394.75 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170912165402_1.jpg)

File: e6e901f9979c644⋯.jpg (103.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170912165304_1.jpg)

fog in pubg: not epic


 No.1016079

>>1016078

Nice graphics settings lol


 No.1016080

Me, logging on to tumblr after surviving a hurricane: hey guys sorry what did I mi-

Y'all: I want DADDYWISE THE CLOWN to RAW MY ASS

Me, logging off tumblr aggressively: why do i even bother


 No.1016081

>>1016080

>Me, logging on to tumblr after surviving a hurricane:

Haven't you suffered enough


 No.1016082

>>1016049

i know it's pretty common but when the hell is opm s2 coming out they announced it like over a year ago

overlord s2 as well


 No.1016083

File: 922c8c741176c99⋯.png (879.59 KB, 960x616, 120:77, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016084

File: 20ea20601f830f6⋯.png (694.79 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016085

File: 5ad97c38d48fc55⋯.png (678.95 KB, 720x1024, 45:64, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016086

File: 859958597c2191b⋯.jpg (1.02 MB, 1550x2000, 31:40, 1458753810680.jpg)


 No.1016087

Nicovideo embed. Click thumbnail to play.

METROID WHO????

SMT WHO???


 No.1016088

File: 4fae555042f05a7⋯.png (242 KB, 455x810, 91:162, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016089

>>1016085

>people start chanting USA

>a burger and some popcorn go flying from the crowd

what animes is this


 No.1016090

File: 03ac6fad589552e⋯.jpg (125.27 KB, 711x715, 711:715, Breter.jpg)

>>1016087

>embed doesn't work

>click to go to website

>nicovideo requires an account


 No.1016091

>>1016090

it looks like a standard(?) jrpg

everyone goes and attacks a cerulean and then kaban just throws a rock


 No.1016092

File: 8b1b8fbf56c4ade⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1733x977, 1733:977, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016093

File: e92ecb701191465⋯.png (377.28 KB, 639x400, 639:400, Untitled.png)


 No.1016094

Serval is DPS, Alpaca is healer, bird is second attacker (specialization in multi-target?) and kaban has thrown a rock and thrown a japari bun to heal so probably well-rounded


 No.1016095

Roxy is my waifu


 No.1016096

File: 8d8d42ead4a1bce⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1729x979, 1729:979, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016097

File: f1837c0e95f37dc⋯.png (2.07 MB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

tomorrow for sure.......


 No.1016098

File: ce7634813102a4c⋯.png (176.92 KB, 317x349, 317:349, 1484123744754.png)

>>1016097

>those hands


 No.1016099

File: 445303569c7d58a⋯.png (49.63 KB, 600x451, 600:451, ba4.png)


 No.1016100

File: 5c2c819c1d67443⋯.jpg (60.86 KB, 800x981, 800:981, 1504680338865.jpg)


 No.1016101

File: 9f6fcd9a422698c⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1019x872, 1019:872, ClipboardImage.png)

he was a hack from the start


 No.1016102

File: 8bb363d5dacbaf5⋯.png (638.69 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016103

>>1016102

>ps3 controller

>not ps4

wew


 No.1016104

File: fa5e7713144cbf3⋯.png (681.72 KB, 960x539, 960:539, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016105

File: 3db82b84a6892ef⋯.png (4.57 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1016097

TOMORROW FOR SURE


 No.1016106

File: 46cfbdae9a171f6⋯.png (66.68 KB, 218x214, 109:107, ClipboardImage.png)

why is this shit being recommended to me


 No.1016107

>>1016007

this is epic


 No.1016108

Animal Crossing is really boring and the only thing I like about it is the music


 No.1016109

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

better than megalovania tbqh


 No.1016110

concept: anime crossing


 No.1016111

but we poppin the 🅱IGGEST 🅱OTTLES when they announce Melee HD tomorrow


 No.1016112

>physical copies of hiveswap not coming out until all 4 acts are released

lol


 No.1016113

>>1016112

wasn't it all 8 acts?


 No.1016114

>>1016112

i'm pretty sure we're not even getting digital copies to compensate

because i bought the more expensive version, i am forced to rebuy the game if i want to play it on launch date

it's epic


 No.1016115

>>1016068

are we doomed to be forever pandering to the hypersensitive left


 No.1016116

File: a455ec8aad39399⋯.png (651.43 KB, 1033x718, 1033:718, 1505249164624.png)


 No.1016117

File: 4b2013a6b42988d⋯.png (363.59 KB, 631x600, 631:600, ClipboardImage.png)

the liquid chris saga is probably the peak of cwc history


 No.1016118

File: d42665da353abdc⋯.png (229.78 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

why would you ever want to last 20 minutes


 No.1016119

if i paid 612.11 dollars for hiveswap i'd be pissed about not getting a free digital copy too

so im glad i didn't


 No.1016120

>>1016119

is that a thing?


 No.1016121

File: 5c38cdc983df615⋯.jpg (125.9 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1504617307213.jpg)


 No.1016122

>>1016090

>2017

>not having a niconico account


 No.1016123

>>1016122

niconigokillyourself


 No.1016124

File: 83c92b53b1efe32⋯.jpg (254.52 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1496238130011.jpg)

>check the Hiveswap forum on Steam Greenlight

>"Sburb / Sgrub roleplay"


 No.1016125


 No.1016126

File: 827f7267a2c75af⋯.gif (1.19 MB, 540x220, 27:11, tumblr_ounbihgrr31qajx6xo3….gif)

File: 60d326f859ae4d9⋯.gif (1.49 MB, 540x220, 27:11, tumblr_ounbihgrr31qajx6xo1….gif)

File: 680ad4ee9c5b0a4⋯.gif (2.33 MB, 540x220, 27:11, tumblr_ounbihgrr31qajx6xo5….gif)


 No.1016127

>>1016118

Ah, I see you've taken the Bobby Hill approach to sex: faster is better

which is objectively wrong, by the way


 No.1016128

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

After Gatebox, creators of the virtual home robot projection box, teased a Hatsune Miku themed demo at last year’s Magical Mirai, they now seem determined to proceed with the idea of creating a proper version of the box with Hatsune Miku, this time for the consumer market! The announcement comes from an update to Gatebox’s website. Titled the “Living with Hatsune Miku” project, it announces a March 9th, 2018 release. Further details are expected to arrive at a later date.

Gatebox plans yet another preview for this year’s Magical Mirai, hopefully with changes to show off improved interaction compared to last year’s demo. If you wish to try the demo, you must fill out the application located about 3/4 the way down the official page: http://gatebox.ai/livingwithproject/

Above is Gatebox’s official announcement video of the event. It’s not much, but we should learn more later. The LAT Miku model may be a placeholder, and not the finalized model choice. Pricing info is also still TBA, but might end up the same as the original Gatebox’s price of 298,000 Yen.


 No.1016129

>>1016118

i fuck for hours at a time

sure its cool and all but a lot of the time i just wanna nut and be done with it


 No.1016130

also this guy i'm working for said I'd be doing at least three days a week with him for "a while" so there's that


 No.1016131

File: 64768226561363a⋯.png (2.32 KB, 359x27, 359:27, ClipboardImage.png)

ben......


 No.1016132

>>1016131

>Modern


 No.1016133

>>1016131

>constructed

>modern

>no counterspelling

sounds like someone doesn't know how to build around counters


 No.1016134

>>1016118

google tantric sex


 No.1016135

File: 840dd438f2e6f97⋯.png (2.49 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

*WAHOOs fedora*


 No.1016136

File: f59267ce0b8805f⋯.png (914.92 KB, 1401x785, 1401:785, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016137

>>1016133

the dude was also acting smug in the server chat because someone played in a way he didn't like so he auto-conceded

wow congrats dude you sure showed him, he'll never make that mistake again


 No.1016138

File: 804541aa1ad065a⋯.gif (22.57 KB, 500x450, 10:9, 13-1456882810188.gif)

i just ate an entire bag of cherry red gushers


 No.1016139

File: b29d8b9e6d61eb3⋯.png (190.44 KB, 537x442, 537:442, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016140

hi, i've been gone for like a year and a half.

what have i missed?


 No.1016141

File: 4cd8a6b1083cff3⋯.jpg (107.23 KB, 600x694, 300:347, tumblr_otjumiO43o1qdeqk9o2….jpg)

I like girls with attitude. Girl that get into trouble.

Girls like that want my dick.


 No.1016142

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1016143

File: 970126682d9fdc5⋯.png (2.83 MB, 1984x1400, 248:175, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0fc00ff232891de⋯.png (1.7 MB, 715x3039, 715:3039, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 42d4b582df00b1d⋯.png (1.09 MB, 991x1555, 991:1555, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016144

>>1016140

vfan left shortly after you did

besides that nothing


 No.1016145

>>1016140

hey me too

seems about the same


 No.1016146

>>1016144

vfan left before i did. like way before.

did she return and then leave again? that definitely sounds like her.


 No.1016147

>>1016142

dear god

this is a whole new level of horrendous

i'm considering leaving again now just because of this video


 No.1016148

>>1016146

oh then just nothing

i thought that was more recent


 No.1016149

>>1016147

have you never seen this video before


 No.1016150

I'll bang naughty girls


 No.1016151

>>1016148

don't worry, time dilation is a known side effect of moving at relativistic homoshit speeds.

>>1016149

no, and i never wanted to.

i mean i've seen some shit cosplays and some shit behavior, but this is next-fucking-level.

are they in a fucking restaurant doing this shit?


 No.1016152

i have never successfully watched more than the first few seconds of the bucket video

that preview image is enough


 No.1016153

File: 56c38580fd0fac6⋯.jpg (24.46 KB, 540x405, 4:3, tumblr_inline_ow4vi2UyZg1q….jpg)

File: c67d045275fcd8e⋯.png (493.57 KB, 923x1000, 923:1000, tumblr_ow52j6stIp1s9w52zo2….png)

File: 1a76d6f2e954721⋯.jpg (60.86 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 21231913_1545146385546568_….jpg)


 No.1016154

>>1016153

now THIS is the kind of quality shitpost i keep coming back for.

good job spacebar, consistent as ever.


 No.1016155

lore questions:

would benley or wesjamin be the potara earring version


 No.1016156

File: 474c8a719a7b380⋯.webm (1013.04 KB, 600x340, 30:17, 1505246651092.webm)


 No.1016157

I hate having to pop blisters


 No.1016158

File: 4f920a13ad2fafd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 99.47 KB, 640x895, 128:179, Ted Cruz has released a st….jpg)


 No.1016159

>>1016152

i can only last ten seconds


 No.1016160

File: ef7e09f3a92f14d⋯.png (24.96 KB, 349x874, 349:874, this is why I filter.png)

if I didn't have my filters in this stupid program cleared, to properly catch a database update, I wouldn't have to see game titles that I can't fucking read


 No.1016161

concept: ben/sponge fusion

fellatiolord


 No.1016162

>>1016153

that second one's rather nice


 No.1016163

File: a1259b0c5a7dced⋯.jpg (56.87 KB, 480x324, 40:27, rare rev.jpg)

are rare revs still a thing?


 No.1016164

File: 425d631f7199cc6⋯.jpg (21.7 KB, 480x360, 4:3, IMG_3746.JPG)


 No.1016165

File: e37fd8b6ba1d19e⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, IMG_20170912_112457[1].jpg)

File: 4a9952e87aa94af⋯.png (593.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-09-12-16h22m1….png)

>>1016163

They can be

also San Andreas on PSN is 50% off right now


 No.1016166

File: 279fd1a01ede6f5⋯.jpg (60.84 KB, 640x480, 4:3, revolutionary 2.jpg)

>>1016163

rev continues to skirt around not being homeless by having wonk and some anons give him rent money over paypal


 No.1016167

File: 4418143830147cc⋯.png (1.86 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, IMG_3545.PNG)


 No.1016168

>>1016164

just look at that fucking thing


 No.1016169

File: d2584b60af60e1e⋯.jpg (141.51 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1453445156410-4.jpg)


 No.1016170

File: 31074f1de243773⋯.jpg (142.16 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1468968980704.jpg)

File: 9a5c6074cb0a4c6⋯.jpg (22.5 KB, 480x640, 3:4, rare rev 2.jpg)


 No.1016171

File: b2649a5166542ea⋯.png (207.55 KB, 684x1100, 171:275, ClipboardImage.png)

>jorb i'm interviewing for asks for references

>spend the day getting the info

>before i send it, the jorb emails that someone else accepted their offer and the position is filled


 No.1016172

>>1016171

this isn't the 5 hour interview one is it


 No.1016173


 No.1016174

>>1016173

damn, bro


 No.1016175

>>1016171

sorry dude


 No.1016176

File: 72a557dbcc0e978⋯.jpg (294.28 KB, 946x1408, 43:64, ロケット目指した(つもり).jpg)


 No.1016177

>>1016172

>5 hour interview

good lord

there should be some kind of compensation for that. i hope there was at least free coffee


 No.1016178

so I kind of agreed to uh

draft tomorrow


 No.1016179

>>1016177

i got lunch


 No.1016180

>>1016178

drafting is a lot of fun

enjoy it


 No.1016181

>>1016171

that's fucking cold man

im sorry


 No.1016182

File: 60a8b03b2d5da5f⋯.jpg (2.14 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, IMG_20170912_170735[1].jpg)

>>1016180

I usually DO enjoy drafting, I mostly use it to find stuff to add to my Arcades Sabboth deck

which is the only reason I went to the shop today, I saw they had a Nissa so I went down to get it

Doug reminded me there was a draft tomorrow, and since Unstable isn't coming until December, I figured I'd help out cause they usually end up with an odd number of people for drafts.


 No.1016183

>>1016178

military? sports?


 No.1016184

>>1016183

Magic the Gathering


 No.1016185

exhanging adult real person business emails with your tax man is fucking exhausting

it would help if i knew a goddamn thing about taxes


 No.1016186

File: 4dbf958384e5beb⋯.jpg (2.02 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, IMG_20170912_171402[1].jpg)

I should probably mention that this is going to absolutely break my deck if I can pull it off with Nissa


 No.1016187

>>1016185

all you need to know is that they're theft


 No.1016188

but mobile microtransactions aimed at endlessly milking people with addictive personalities who can't help themselves are ooooooooo-tay


 No.1016189

>>1016187

i'll be sure to remind him of that


 No.1016190

>>1016188

sako's a self-hating poor this is old new


 No.1016191

File: b5eb7e2b7c439f6⋯.png (197.55 KB, 500x479, 500:479, ClipboardImage.png)

i googled endless ejaculation earlier to get the image and this was the 2nd result


 No.1016192

>>1016188

those transactions, regardless of any postulation about addiction or addictive quality, are entered into willingly

if a consumers addictive personality impairs their ability to meaningfully consent to a transaction, that's a personal problem


 No.1016193

>the volcano in KF is littered with bombers

wew


 No.1016194

>>1016193

can't believe they'd put that for Friends to find


 No.1016195

oh fuck

If I get a good draw, I can pop this Nissa for 60-80 on turn 6


 No.1016196

>>1016192

this but unironically


 No.1016197

Shitpost.


 No.1016198


 No.1016199

>>1016182

it'll be hour of devestation + amonkhet, right?

they're fun.

bounce effects are a lot stronger because of eternalize and embalm. those two abilities also make aggro harder to put together than usual, although it's possible if you get some evasive threats.

bombs in the format are kind of retarded. things like the gods, especially the evil gods, are essentially unbeatable. so prioritize them and ways to deal with them (usually exile removal) even more than usual.


 No.1016200

>>1016199

I honestly don't know what the draft will be, I didn't ask that


 No.1016201

>>1016196

you disgust me


 No.1016202

Healthy young prole goes to the media, gets pumped with massive shot of false consciousness, doesn't feel good and changes - ALIENATED. Many such cases!


 No.1016203

File: 4ea448a289e0a7d⋯.jpg (450.87 KB, 854x1195, 854:1195, 1505255378711.jpg)


 No.1016204

im getting "punch my desk" angry at video games again

I think I need to take a break


 No.1016205

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1016203

she big

>>1016204

quit gettin mad at video games


 No.1016206


 No.1016207

>>1016204

you get that too huh

whatcha playin


 No.1016208

>>1016206

what game is it


 No.1016209


 No.1016210

File: 05d231fc466759d⋯.png (13.99 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 2965F724-FECB-412F-AFB8-C5….png)


 No.1016211

Alright fuck it . So Id say basically anyone with a dick has tried to suck their own dick at least once in their life. Some time ago I found out that I was one of the few people on this planet that actually can. So one night a long time ago I was cranking my hog, and I was using this vaseline brand lotion and eventually I got bored of that and decided I wanted to up the ante and suck my own dick. So after wiping off some of the excess lotion on my hands, I put my dick in my mouth and realize that it tastes a little weird, probably from some of the lotion on my dick but I didnt really pay it any mind because it didnt taste bad really and I figured that since most of the lotion already got absorbed into my dick skin that I probably was gonna be fine. Oh how wrong I was. Not too long after I finish, I get very hot, my vision goes blurry and my heart rate shoots through the god damn roof. Everything in my body just felt very very wrong. So In the middle of the night, I told my mom I was sick (omitting the fact that it was from accidentally eating lotion that I had sucked off my own dick) and she for some reason focused on my heart rate being fucked up and very rapid. I ended up seeing a heart specialist who made me wear a heart monitor for a month so they could monitor any irregularities and all the while I just knew that it was from the fucking lotion I ate and I just could never ever tell anyone, not the fucking doctor and especially not my mom what really happened. That I got poisoned from sucking my own dick


 No.1016212


 No.1016213

TL note: ":x" means "Rapelay"


 No.1016214

im grant lol


 No.1016215

u get it?? :x xD lol


 No.1016216

File: a7c6788903525ce⋯.jpg (156.3 KB, 754x1056, 377:528, 1505255478425.jpg)


 No.1016217

lol


 No.1016218

wow not a thing has actually changed.

i would have thought that at least a couple flagfags or namefags would have left by now, but it looks like all the usual suspects are here.

except saltsucc, please tell me he's gone for good.


 No.1016219

haha lol


 No.1016220

>>1016218

umbridge left a while ago yea

didn't even have a meltdown just decided to leave one day. i was pleasantly surprised.


 No.1016221

i want to become a ben

i want to feel the :} overtake me


 No.1016222

when did ae leave? I think that was maybe in the past 18 months.


 No.1016223

pubes also left the picture


 No.1016224

sako whats wrong


 No.1016225

>>1016223

oh yea you missed pubes turning into a tranny and then a general sjw

that was really weird, but it fits le epic horseshoe theory


 No.1016226

*shapeshifts into a peri*


 No.1016227

i assume grant is still around.

if not then i'll nobody to talk about rootbeer with.

>>1016223

thank god. i had actually forgotten about him.

assuming eszett is gone too, that means all the trannies have been eradicated, right? or at least the namefagging ones anyway.


 No.1016228

what was saltlick's shtick again

>>1016223

who


 No.1016229

File: e4ab366daaa7ed5⋯.jpg (114.07 KB, 445x290, 89:58, IMG_3243.JPG)

>>1016220

they unadded me on snapchat recently, too


 No.1016230

>>1016226

*shapeshits

fixed


 No.1016231

>>1016228

trans witch


 No.1016232

>>1016228

being trans and ultra liberal


 No.1016233

>>1016228

she was pagan, i think.


 No.1016234

>>1016227

grant married shark and moved to switzerland

>>1016228

some incredibly obnoxious tripfag who got here from /v/ somehow

they were pretty much /v/ incarnate down to the exact awful taste in video games and politics shitposting

then they became a tranny one day and sort of came here irregularly but now they're a full sjw(?) and cut contact with all hsg people


 No.1016235

i don't remember this pubes person at all wtf


 No.1016236

>>1016229

odd, he hasn't removed me yet

unless he just forgot all about me


 No.1016237


 No.1016238

>she

>they

>saying 'trans' instead of tranny like it's a real thing to be taken seriously

you guys leave too


 No.1016239


 No.1016240

the fuck are you all talking about tarot and pagan shit, saltlick's thing was linguistics.

remember, he used to go on and on about it and make veef-scale text walls. except they were actual talking instead of autism and xanax,


 No.1016241

>>1016238

you're going to have to get with the program eventually


 No.1016242

>>1016238

i use they a lot because autism and it's correct anyway, this was before trans shit became a thing


 No.1016243

>>1016238

*flashes you my "on HSG since 2011" badge*

the one that needs to leave is you, bitch


 No.1016244

is posting really slow for everyone else or is it just me


 No.1016245

>>1016241

i won't.

sorry for not encouraging mental illness.


 No.1016246

i don't remember disliking saltlick

maybe they got worse after i left


 No.1016247

>>1016238

where do you think we are


 No.1016248

File: 1f0dec178aae513⋯.png (54.2 KB, 1304x435, 1304:435, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1016244

it's rather bad, though they're doing some server shit right now so that might be the deal


 No.1016249

>>1016244

yeah it's awful right now.

i'm having to refresh every time i want to post again because the reply box gets stuck on 'Sending (100%)'


 No.1016250

>>1016244

le me le too


 No.1016251

>>1016249

You don't have to refresh, the post will (usually) go through and then just close and re-open quick reply.


 No.1016252

>>1016245

no one is asking you to do that, I'm just saying science and society have moved on, and you don't want to be left behind


 No.1016253

File: 14e5536595e36e6⋯.png (272.71 KB, 445x336, 445:336, Saltlick2.png)

how do we go from this...


 No.1016254

jesus murphy this posting is awful and also i'm trying to eat so i'll get off and come back on later maybe i kind of have some work to do so i might not be back at least not tonight anyway but probably some time soon you guys know how addictive this place is haha this is probably the third or fourth time ive sworn it off and then relapsed some months later anyway got to eat and got a show to watch and also work to do so ill see you later hopefully when the posting is a little less slow bye


 No.1016255

File: 450f51b01c16250⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 1920x1920, 1:1, 1456967294528.jpg)

to THIS


 No.1016256

>>1016224

i think it's shitto having a meltdown


 No.1016257

if you wanna cut off your dick and be a girl that's fine

just don't be a faggot

just like being gay


 No.1016258

i remember disliking saltlick now


 No.1016259

>>1016238

i've 👏 been 👏 here 👏 longer 👏 than 👏 you


 No.1016260


 No.1016261

>>1016256

ah

so what game was it


 No.1016262


 No.1016263

>>1016259

what day did you come here xlr

i think you and grant are the only people who have been here longer than me

but i would really prefer you and jim to not get up your own asses about this honestly


 No.1016264


 No.1016265

im grant!!!!! l;ol


 No.1016266

also i don't think you're trans, though you are into gay bara furry and also pretty much every (western) fictional animal girl


 No.1016267

when did you join hsg

the more specific the date, the better


 No.1016268

first time i came to hsg was when hearts boxcars was "controllable" for the first time, whenever that was

i know it was before grant, not sure if before xlr


 No.1016269

>>1016267

November 10, 2010


 No.1016270

the trannies & allies will be the ones that blink first

(and by blink i mean kill themselves lol)


 No.1016271

>>1016267

may 2013


 No.1016272

>>1016262

>>1016264

-_-

>>1016263

>but i would really prefer you and jim to not get up your own asses about this honestly

about what


 No.1016273

>>1016272

>about what

JEEZ ANON CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY I MEAN COME ON EVERYONE'S WITH IT NOW

i even mostly agree with the sentiment but you're being a twat about it


 No.1016274

what video game should i play


 No.1016275

>>1016263

i've been posting in hsg since june, maybe july 2010


 No.1016276

chanhed my mind

jade is my waifu now


 No.1016277

https://www.state.gov/j/ct/rls/other/des/143210.htm

>December 31, 2001 First October Antifascist Resistance Group (GRAPO)

>antifa

>Terrorism Designations Press Releases


 No.1016278

>>1016274

undertale


 No.1016279

changed my mind

jace is my waifu now


 No.1016280

File: a3b33050e9a042a⋯.png (2.28 KB, 220x22, 10:1, ClipboardImage.png)

i think i win the olympics

although to be fair hsg wasn't even really a general at that point, so maybe it doesn't count


 No.1016281

>>1016278

no, a good video game


 No.1016282

>>1016253

>>1016255

AAAAAAAAAH

>>1016267

Terezi Month, September or October 2010


 No.1016283

>>1016274

undertale


 No.1016284

>>1016273

you're really kind of exaggerating my response here

you said that something that's real, isn't, and i pointed out that you were wrong

that's all, move on


 No.1016285

>>1016281

undertale


 No.1016286

>>1016282

>Terezi Month, September or October 2010

I thought terezi month was way after that


 No.1016287

>>1016281

hiveswap


 No.1016288

late 2013, probably october

i don't really remember how long it took me to get a name, but i do remember when i did get a name i was grouped in with a bunch of names who started around the same time

timebomb was one of them? and like, the time period was referred to as something, like, terezi week? terezi month? something like that


 No.1016289


 No.1016290

>>1016288

it was terezi week, i coined the term


 No.1016291

>>1016288

yea I was pretty sure terezi month was years after I came in


 No.1016292

File: 4a035d7fc42fd37⋯.png (95.66 KB, 914x466, 457:233, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016293

>>1016290

oh cool

why?

what was going on then


 No.1016294

>>1016286

take that date with a grain of salt, i was guesstimating off of when Act 5 Act 2 started


 No.1016295

>>1016294

why did you think terezi month was at the start of hivebent?


 No.1016296

end, my bad


 No.1016297

>>1016293

terezi hate was at an all time high and so terezi was associated with being shit

i think i also hated terezi too during that


 No.1016298

i forget like every name and trip who's been through here until someone brings them up

except for patel. for some reason his dumb ass is engraved in my brain forever.


 No.1016299

>>1016293

the updates leading up to [s] seer ascend, i think.


 No.1016300

>>1016295

alright, correction

i showed up between the dates of 9/19/10 and 10/25/11


 No.1016301

trainwiz trainwiz trainwiz


 No.1016302

File: f68b033c848acb8⋯.png (2.42 MB, 1592x805, 1592:805, sdg.PNG)

what should i spend the rest of the night marathoning


 No.1016303

also i remember dr. sivana, but i think maybe he was just a /co/ trip who settled in hsg back near the beginning for awhile


 No.1016304

>>1016302

baccano is maybe my favorite anime


 No.1016305

>>1016302

undertale fan animations on youtube


 No.1016306


 No.1016307

>>1016302

Macross


 No.1016308

tbf terezi is a shit character only redeemed by the size of her ass in fan art


 No.1016309

>>1016302

eromanga sensei


 No.1016310

>>1016302

is this your unfinished?


 No.1016311

where did waifuanon go off to


 No.1016312

File: 963f4437efd669c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 108.93 KB, 400x240, 5:3, top_0032.png)

File: fa143884af15288⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 112.89 KB, 400x240, 5:3, top_0033.png)

File: 1374048964d7f4d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 111.32 KB, 400x240, 5:3, top_0034.png)

Spoilers for a twenty six year old game

THE METROIDS EVOLVE


 No.1016313

>>1016311

cut off contact from the internet and moved to the midwest, for some reason

i think grant can still contact her(?)


 No.1016314

>>1016310

everything but gabriel dropout, and yet the town moves, girls und panzer, and cromartie high are unfinished


 No.1016315

>>1016314

baccano probably, maybe flip flap


 No.1016316

>>1016314

did you finish undertale


 No.1016317

>>1016313

huh

she was a jehova's witness, right

man that's sad, she was cool. i'd hoped she'd just wandered off to sug like some other people


 No.1016318

>>1016302

none of those because anime sucks


 No.1016319

>>1016317

jenova's witness


 No.1016320

>>1016317

>she was a jehova's witness, right

was she? I never saw her talk about it, and I even met her once


 No.1016321

i hear screaming somewhere in my building, is that normal?


 No.1016322

>>1016321

that was me, sorry


 No.1016323

what would an HSG meetup actually be like?

i imagine it would be absolute shit but maybe not


 No.1016324

>>1016317

>>1016317

was it jehova's witnesses or mormonism?


 No.1016325

>>1016302

Ping Pong is a genuine 10/10


 No.1016326

>>1016320

i think so, maybe i'm thinking of another trip

i was just guessing that had something to do with escaping to the west

she wanted to meetup with me once too, i kind of regret not going

i kind of regret not connecting more with hsg people in general. i've spent 8 years here, maybe i should've done more than shitpost


 No.1016327

le


 No.1016328

>>1016228

starting retarded arguments over everything then going "I'm too high for this lol"


 No.1016329

>>1016325

I'm on episode 6

it really is


 No.1016330

>>1016327

quality post


 No.1016331

>>1016326

>i kind of regret not connecting more with hsg people in general. i've spent 8 years here, maybe i should've done more than shitpost

have you been here since act 1?


 No.1016332

>>1016331

intermission


 No.1016333

why would you want to be friends with hsg people. everyone here is awful


 No.1016334

>>1016323

what would we even do

order pizza and play video games?


 No.1016335

>>1016332

although to honest i've taken like 3 different year-long breaks at this point so maybe 8 years is dishonest


 No.1016336

>>1016332

Were you a felt shipper?


 No.1016337

big le


 No.1016338

>>1016335

>>1016332

8 years ago would be 2009


 No.1016339

>>1016334

both of those, also probably intermittent screaming about various topics, also someone will probably bring drugs. homestuck would be mentioned maybe three or four times total.

i genuinely wouldn't be surprised if someone brought a dildo.


 No.1016340

>>1016336

no

i never really shipped, i more disliked certain ships

>>1016338

well, january of 2010. 7 and 8 months or whatever.


 No.1016341

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

man flip flap's ED is really good


 No.1016342

I remember my first post on hsg

"is there porn of flashlight girl yet"


 No.1016343

i don't actually remember when i first came here.

some time during the gigapause i think.


 No.1016344

>>1016341

it is very good


 No.1016345

>>1016339

>drugs

WHOA WHOA WHOA that's illegal


 No.1016346

i think i started disliking homestuck when we came back from act 5 and john and rose had their first log

i remember it being shit and feeling like hussie forgot how to write them

then it was like riding a downhill shit river until we hit the poopy waterfall that was the gigapause


 No.1016347

>>1016345

not if they're already in us when the authorities arrive


 No.1016348

>>1016339

i can bring the dildo i got for my birthday a few years ago

it's only been used once by me


 No.1016349

>>1016323

I remember dashcon being mentioned several times when this question was asked in the past


 No.1016350

>>1016348

why have you only used it once if you got it years ago?


 No.1016351

File: 37baacb6172363a⋯.jpg (881.33 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Flip Flappers - 03 [1080p]….jpg)

File: 16451f5726cf47a⋯.jpg (862.08 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Flip Flappers - 03 [1080p]….jpg)

*teleports behind u*


 No.1016352

>>1016350

too lazy to get lube and properly use it


 No.1016353

>>1016351

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.1016354

>>1016352

do it raw like a man


 No.1016355

does anyone know how to stop the fucking retarded thing that paint does when you try to resize an image horizontally and it automatically resizes it vertically and cuts off the image

or just when you try to resize it vertically but then it double the amount you tried to resize it by


 No.1016356

>>1016352

>>1016354

yeah this. just working at it slowly generates a natural lubricant.


 No.1016357

>>1016355

I don't so I just do it little by little to avoid it


 No.1016358

File: 4d857338c545e78⋯.png (3.15 KB, 463x154, 463:154, what.png)

I don't understand


 No.1016359

File: 7cec7c787648743⋯.jpg (904.91 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Flip Flappers - 03 [1080p]….jpg)

this is so dumb

i love it


 No.1016360

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

here's one of the very very few good fan creations based on homestuck.


 No.1016361

>>1016359

flip flap was a very good show you should have watched it serially


 No.1016362

i miss my friends


 No.1016363

File: 91c1d9120ddcc61⋯.png (922.98 KB, 737x599, 737:599, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8584a53d32add62⋯.png (950.4 KB, 730x603, 730:603, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c4bc6f68b6fd6d9⋯.png (959.82 KB, 720x603, 80:67, ClipboardImage.png)

look at my shit guys


 No.1016364

I miss kemono friends


 No.1016365

File: 8ceff7f9f0cf70b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 163.98 KB, 967x1200, 967:1200, applebottom jeans.jpg)

huh


 No.1016366

File: c8e80c05a35a501⋯.mp4 (1.75 MB, 720x404, 180:101, angeryboye.mp4)

ahahahahhahahhaah JUST HOW high do you EVEN have to BE just to DO something likE THAT.......


 No.1016367

>>1016365

why though


 No.1016368

File: dfe8550c67f830e⋯.png (896.13 KB, 733x604, 733:604, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 22106b54f3a330e⋯.png (956.89 KB, 732x603, 244:201, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c6f483ddfe55ab4⋯.png (935.96 KB, 736x603, 736:603, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8424b6b2018877f⋯.png (967.64 KB, 732x751, 732:751, ClipboardImage.png)

it's epic


 No.1016369

the bleach stuff isn't epic though it sucks and the art is bad

same for wonder woman


 No.1016370

>>1016367

because applebottom jeans


 No.1016371

why is hiveswap coming out but not barkley 2

im tired of this cuck world


 No.1016372

>>1016367

it's epic


 No.1016373

>>1016371

I wish hiveswap would never get released tbh


 No.1016374

>>1016364

i still haven't watched past episode 3

i asked my friend if he wanted to watch it and he said he'd watch an episode of it and he said for it to be a good one so I was gonna show him ep 3 because i thought that one was the best of the 3 I had seen, but i asked him if he wanted the one with or without the singing bird so we just watched episode 2 and he didn't really like it

the next day we were gonna see if the centaur animal people show was any good and he apparently hated it so much he told me to stop it 4 minutes in and just to put on kemono friends since that was probably less bad and he liked it so we're probably going to watch it, I guess


 No.1016375

its a cuck-cuck-cuck world out there


 No.1016376

cuckold ourobouros


 No.1016377

File: b9c3e27724f7743⋯.png (55.4 KB, 869x708, 869:708, a better comic.png)

i would trade hiveswap and also maybe half life 3 for homestuck to be completely redone from like Act 4 onward.

it's just so absolutely shit and it could have been so cool if hussie wasn't the very personification of a single ravioli sitting in a dirty corner.


 No.1016378

>>1016377

you can't trade in hl3 it's dead


 No.1016379

an endless circle of cuckoldry

only through finding cucklightenment can you escape the cycle and transcend to an uncuckable state


 No.1016380

>>1016374

why didn't you just watch episode 4 with your friend and kill two birds with one stone


 No.1016381

>>1016380

that's what we're probably going to do

he's a mcworker though and honestly has some pretty shitty positions so he's tired a lot

we were gonna watch that princess principal thing but he apparently got really tired in a span of 5 minutes and went to bed

he'll probably be up later and we might watch something


 No.1016382

>>1016381

i imagine that job is the mcworst


 No.1016383

the reason I haven't watched episode 4 is just laziness though, and I was asking him if he wanted to watch it with me since I was probably gonna start watching it again, and then we did that


 No.1016384

>>1016382

He was having 13 hour shifts M-F but they let him go back to "only" what I think is 7 hours 7(?) days a week

i really think he should quit and try and work at the place I work at but he kept on not wanting to do that and just sat around

my job's literally a 4 minute walk to, or a ~30 second drive


 No.1016385


 No.1016386

he was very visibly cracking under the mental strain of the 13 hour shifts and I have no idea why he chose to do them for like 3 weeks


 No.1016387

>>1016384

>13 hour shifts M-F

>for McMinimum McWage

oh noey


 No.1016388

>>1016387

Hey they gave him a raise to $8, that's technically not minimum wage anymore.

and if he stays at this job until March or something then he can get some healthcare!


 No.1016389

>>1016384

i really don't understand how anyone can put up with working in fast food.

get a job where all you have to do is carry stuff, or sit behind a counter. in order, examples would be a warehouse/feed store and a 711/convenience store.

or better yet, drop the really-inexpensive-compared-to-college $1500 that it costs to get certified in welding or HVAC or become an electrician's apprentice. those are all really easy to learn, mentally and physically engaging, and almost always pay better than minimum wage.

trades are basically the pinnacle of employment and i'm kicking myself for even bothering with college.


 No.1016390

File: 299e110cfc83ace⋯.png (28.43 KB, 670x373, 670:373, oh.png)

>>1016388

> technically not minimum wage


 No.1016391

>>1016390

federal minimum wage is 7.25 rev


 No.1016392

File: d669dd6d5a59de0⋯.png (103.08 KB, 646x412, 323:206, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016393

>>1016389

yeah

i did food service work in college and it was the worst, hardest, most miserable job i ever had


 No.1016394

>>1016389

if i didn't bitch out of comp sci i'd be ok maybe but i've got a piece of paper that amounts to jack fuck

it sure ain't a fucking career or anything but my current job is pretty decent for my first job. i wash dishes at a pizza place right next to my house for 5 hours, and usually not even that because we don't get a lot of people. yesterday I left at 1


 No.1016395

File: 4f71fd00f6afa1e⋯.png (66.57 KB, 632x250, 316:125, ClipboardImage.png)

can we make this federal i'd like to almost double my salary


 No.1016396

>>1016393

exactly, that's why i'm not going to even bother.

i'm looking into either work-study in the libraries or labs here, or if that fails then just get 2nd shift at a local gas station.

gas stations late at night are the shit, god tier aesthetic.


 No.1016397

>>1016389

I used to do the 5am shifts at Dunkin Donuts and later a Starbucks as well

never fucking again man, never fucking again

and your bit about trades is absolutely correct, i regret spending all that time and money in school and only getting an associates in a "I-have-no-idea-what-I-want-in-life" major

im glad i do what i do now, but i really should have tried doing it years before i ever even considered welding


 No.1016398

>>1016397

hey at least I have a bachelor's in "I-have-no-idea-what-I-want-in-life"


 No.1016399

>>1016395

id like to still be able to get a job where i live thanks


 No.1016400

>>1016397

what do you do anyway?


 No.1016401

i think the only reason I'd want to go to college is the opportunity to study abroad but that's a lot of money and if I just want to learn a language there are tons of resources for that that won't put me into debt eternally


 No.1016402

>>1016399

unless they're super high tech and have robots doing everything (which even california doesn't have yet) then they're gonna need to higher people regardless


 No.1016403

File: 1f1a6106e6eb2a4⋯.jpg (107.61 KB, 567x454, 567:454, 1493594870335.jpg)

>sister came home and probably heard me singing the Flip Flappers ED


 No.1016404

File: 42e988c39c3ce84⋯.jpg (452.79 KB, 1280x1534, 640:767, 1504936560953.jpg)


 No.1016405

uhhhhhhhhh hire not higher


 No.1016406

>>1016403

it's a really good ed

when i was like 12 and on vacation my sister walked in on me singing beat of my heart

i wasn't even really that into it i was just mildly bored


 No.1016407

>>1016400

welding and fabrication, nothing too heavy duty though

mostly i just do measurements and record angles and then do one or two pass welds on steel, stainless steel, and sometimes aluminum

grind em down with an angle grinder, buff em up a little and presto


 No.1016408

tumut's a scab


 No.1016409

>>1016396

>gas stations late at night are the shit, god tier aesthetic.

enjoy getting robbed


 No.1016410

my favorite is using the plasma cutter though, it shoots a superheated beam of gas that can cut through quarter inch steel in the blink of an eye


 No.1016411

File: 43beaf49730b41f⋯.png (767.27 KB, 602x640, 301:320, ClipboardImage.png)

need me a freak like that


 No.1016412

>sister: I have the body of an 8 year old

is /pol/ going to find pics of her?


 No.1016413

some mornings i do the nico nico nii jig in the shower to get myself hyped for the day


 No.1016414

>tfw physics major

>russian minor

>my only options in four years are to either fuck off with the BA in physics and do something else with it, plus about 20k of debt, or go to grad school, gruel through however many more years, get a PhD, then either become a government slave or a university slave

>tfw i'll never work for a dope, privately funded, purely theoretical work, out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere complex owning company like black mesa

honestly i don't know why i'm even doing this. at least i'm in a field that isn't total useless shit. and i'm taking a useful and interesting language.

i know i would probably be happier, not to mention more financially stable, if i just drop this shit and go into a trade. that is a definite fact that is ingrained in my head.

but for whatever retarded-ass reason, i don't like the idea of not going to college. this is how they fucking reel you in, they make it so prevalent in society that it's "just the thing that everyone does" and you feel incomplete if you don't shell out ungodly amounts of money just to sit around bored, lonely, and piled up with work, all the while getting more unhealthy than ever due to the shit food they force you to eat.

fuck this gay life dude.


 No.1016415

>>1016411

super star me the fuck up m8


 No.1016416

who super star and/or snow cone here


 No.1016417

>>1016411

strawberry shortcake all the way niggy


 No.1016418

>>1016413

the what


 No.1016419

>>1016411

i need a cannonball to fuckin' stab my enemies with


 No.1016420

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1016421

>>1016420

two bombs weren't enough


 No.1016422

>>1016420

do you do like, the whole bit

also the fuck is that third one


 No.1016423

>>1016422

yea

>>1016421

no its lit and puts you in the mood to succeed


 No.1016424

>>1016423

that's uh, a thing

whatever makes you happy anon


 No.1016425

>>1016423

it puts me in the mood to convulse and gag

that's what i did just from playing the first two seconds of that video.

i literally ejected my headphones from my head, involuntarily doubled over clutching my gut, and had some spasms and gagged a little.

anime is a visible, audible form of cancer.


 No.1016426

>>1016425

no just try it in the shower and you will have an epic day!


 No.1016427

I want to watch the nico nico thing but I'm in the living room with my family


 No.1016428

>>1016427

it's just her saying her spiel in nip, english, and then something that has english in it but isn't(?) or it's just really shitty audio quality


 No.1016429

>>1016427

okay no do not watch it there


 No.1016430

Love Live is fucking awful and you should feel bad for liking anything related to it


 No.1016431

>>1016426

more like i'll collapse and drown in gross bloody mouth foam like mustard gas victims in the trenches.


 No.1016432

>>1016430

don't you play one of the idol games


 No.1016433

>>1016432

yeah and idolmaster is objectively better than love live


 No.1016434


 No.1016435

>>1016434

im literally not wrong

idolmaster has better songs and better character designs than love live and anyone who says otherwise is objectively incorrected


 No.1016436

if you want to play idol stuff that's fine but you're heavily deluding yourself if you think there's any difference between them in terms of quality and shit like nico


 No.1016437

>>1016436

no idolmaster is literally better

it's quantifiable


 No.1016438

File: adc98a360928f46⋯.png (251.02 KB, 929x895, 929:895, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1016439

File: 4728f20a041fdef⋯.jpg (211.14 KB, 1200x1040, 15:13, e340dff167692363d6c7875efc….jpg)

>12 years ago today, Kanye West uttered the immortal words "George Bush doesn't care about black people"

and things were never the same....


 No.1016440

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how terrifying


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>>1016440

WHEN I WAS


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>>1016440

Aaaahhhhhhhh!


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>>1016441

A 36-YEAR-OLD ADULT MAN


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>>1016440

cursed image


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