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not first, but best








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i'm gonna go take a shower



she still uses the internet

im not the only one whomst still is mutual followers with her on twitter


also im not married yet, to the guy who said i was

also rev didnt you say you were gonna post whatever crime you did in august



that's come and gone, dude

you missed it

no going back



no i dont think you said it


rev was a safe cracker until his squadmate fired a gun near his stethoscope

things have never been the same


maybe ill start metroid today

probably not

i havent started shadow warrior 2 either, but ive already played that


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when u accidentally click on /sp/ and find a cool ass picture of ants eating a dead upside down on a ceiling gecko



i will be the one to set your knuckles free true


>zoe quinn's mom left a bad review on her own daughter's book

w e w




what did it say


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check it

tldr: she pretends to be a "close friend" who talks about how zoe didn't sympathize with her mom's depression and paints herself as victim





the review has been edited


"the houseguest" previously said that the book had many lies in it




is there anything pointing to this actually being her mom's account and not just some troll



the wishlist for the account matches things her mom talked about on facebook, that kind of stuff.

the "corrected" review explicitly says "my daughter" so



if the evidence is just a wishlist matching public information on the mom's facebook, seems pretty easy for it to be a fake

i dunno, it's just kinda far-fetched. a house-guest used the mom's amazon account for some reason to go write a personal review on quinn's book calling her a liar, and then the 'corrected' post by the mother sings praises but still makes sure to clarify that quinn is a liar? smells fishy.

not that i doubt 99% of the book is bullshit, the comments just seem deliberately measured to rile up people gullible people.



>verified purchase

I don't believe for one second that anybody cares enough to buy the book just to leave a troll review.



oh rev



lol you should see some of the trolls cwc gets




>I don't believe for one second that anybody cares enough to buy the book just to leave a troll review.


lol in the 2000s: haha that's funny

:) in 2000s: I'm happy

lol in the 2010s: haha that's retarded

:) in 2010s: I'm being passive aggressive



you can see when shit was added to wishlist

adds pond liner to wishlist july 2016, mentions koi pond october 2016

apparently also adds specialized nursing textbook to wishlist 2014 when zoes mom is a nurse



the ultimate passive aggressive emoticon will always be ^^


the review was also updated to be "yes i am mom my houseguest wrote it on my account"


bet piggy bought the book lol



well then that sounds real

maybe it's best to always just assume the worst is true in regards to zoey quinn


lets goooo boys



the fruit doesnt fall far from the tree


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Hey Lois I'm a pickle! Frickin sweet!


excited to see what porn ads look like in 10 years tbh


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If the FCC has their way and allows telecoms to censor what they provide to customers...porn ads will look like this


Gee Lois, this is almost as bad as that time we -urp!- met God!

*cutaway to blank screen*


Boy, this is worse than that time I told Chris that God wasn't real.


This is almost as bad as that time they stopped selling the mulan sauce



brian + stewie = rick


Get frickin' schwifty, Chris! It really groinds my geahrs that you won't shove those seeds waaaaay up your butt, Chris! Wubbalubba dub dub! Nehehehheheheheh!


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Shut up, Jerry.


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im sittin here in an undershirt with a hoodie over it unzipped enough to see my chest hair, unshaven and hair kind of messy from sleepin

im wild




??????????????????? literally not me, idiot


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goo night hsg



i like to think the anon who says this turns into actual goo every night



do i get to turn into a goo girl too or just goo



your choice



now available at welovefine: sopor slime bath gel


the iphone x unlocks by scanning your face

they're storin our faces in databases now i guess


steve jobs should have been president


what if you break your nose and have to unlock your phone

what then


>buying iphones in 2017


andrew hussie should have been president


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now available at welovefine: retard gf



post more




*buys 50*


bargain bin gf


legally braindead gf


a modest proposal:

dumpy gf with severe addiction problems and no desire for self-improvement



what is she addicted to and is she willing to brap on me


a modest proposal:

gf that eats babies


epic proposal:

gf willing to fart on me that i end up leaving because i have brain problems


aids penis


tracking down texas girl specifically to eat her ass and asscuck sponge


from the people who brought you fartrape: fartcucking


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i need a source now


rick and morty is like reddit the tv shove



reddit dot com


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simply Eben





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third one reminds me of this


nickname my toxapex





>Here’s what to expect for the September 14th release of HIVESWAP: Act 1:

>HIVESWAP: Act 1 goes live on the Steam and Humble Store at 2PM EDT!

>At 12PM EDT, Kickstarter backers will begin receiving their download emails. Humble Bundle is processing these backer emails manually, and they’re very good at what they do, so it won’t be long before you receive yours.

>As you’ll see detailed in your email, every backer can choose between a Steam key or a DRM-free Humble version of HIVESWAP: Act 1 and, depending on backer level, the soundtrack. These keys can be entered as soon as you get them, although HIVESWAP: Act 1 will not be playable until the stated 2PM EDT release time.

>Just a reminder, physical copies of the complete HIVESWAP will be distributed after all four acts are released.




i am going to buy hiveswap and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me


Gallen about 2 hours ago

Grats on releasing the Game! Only a day to Go!

fufufu, homeStuck fever will raise aGain.



how old do you think this person is



in their 20's



they were one of the kickstarter backers, which begs the question of how young were they when they backed it


>see a hiveswap thread on /v/

<the best lay I ever had was with a Vriska cosplayer at a HS meetup in 2013

<she pretended my jizz was silk






oh no the flags are gone for me


An awful lot of people claim to have fucked random vriska cosplayers, but I believe every single one.



so the games gonna be piratable a minute later because lol no drm



am i reading it wrong or do backers get the game a full 10 hours after everyone else



i think its a booboo

next line says "u can redeem the game but its not playable until relaese time"


were actually both retards

because 12 pm is fuckin noon

i forgot im so used to the damn ass 24 hour clock




i never see midday denoted with AM/PM, probably for this exact reason



maybe it was all the same cosplayer



Vriska cosplayers are the only ones worth fucking

Rose cosplayers too


>you'll never fuck a nepeta/equius cosplayer couple


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I'm digging through my homestuck folder, give me a character to post




you are like a little baby

watch this

>you'll never fuck a nepeta/meulin couple



nep and fefetasprite


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>asymmetrical docking


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i feel like ive made this exact post before but

>tfw no double titjob between itty bitty kitty titties and big fat cat tats


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holy shit I can't believe this screenshot I took



put this fucking screenshot in a museum


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here's another screenshot I took



that post with the wallpaper gives me rev vibes


every time i remember hetalia exists i flash back to middle school and i get the very strong urge to kill myself out of embarrassment


how much of the hentalia fandom still exists


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how much will video game reviewers enjoy hiveswap?


I want video game journalists to accuse Joey's game of being degrading to women! I love Joey!


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I like this comic of a guy getting mixed up in the daily lives of fatass fantasy girls


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i'm an old fashion kind of guy who loves workin' hard, supportin' his country, and some nice weslidot at the end of the day



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thanks, its even better the second time




what's your recurring intrusive memory, hsg?

one time in high school field trip i went to piss and i wasn't looking and my piss stream hit my belt and it splashed all over me so i had to walk out with my crotch/abdomen area covered in piss in front of all my friends.

i spend many showers and late nights in epic turmoil



i think i just forgot i saw it on hsg so i posted it here

your comment made me laugh a fair bit though



one time i brought in a mistletoe i used to kiss a girl i liked back in like a month after christmas

i showed it to her in what was supposed to be a coy gesture but she just called me sad, forget what happened after but i think i just walked off



what if the next part that you forgot was that she kissed you



i got nothing rn



somehow i doubt it but i appreciate such a fanfic about my life


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>frayme reight



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so big china breast




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watch out

i'm on the mic

i'm droppin scrollable science

and i'm scrollin through the hood

with my email client

watch out



it's interesting to get a look into the hilldawgian psyche

a weird self-important fire buried under dozens of layers of carefully manufactured political robotics

i kind of want to buy her book



I'd buy it in paperback, but fuck buying a brand new current-events/in-the-news hardcover, that shits always expensive


pirate it and do anything else with the money

literally donate it


i literally am against donating but here i am telling you to do it

thats how little clinton needs your money




this p much

idk why you'd ever give the hilldawg your hilldawllers


i wonder if there's a collectors' edition i can buy, maybe with a limited edition hilly statuette


i wonder if they managed to sell all that election victory paraphernalia they couldn't use



I thought this was written by Peter Daou for a sec


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Nene is tiddy pregnant! Congratulate her!


>In a stunning move, the House of Representatives on Tuesday approved an amendment to the Make America Secure and Prosperous Appropriations Act that will roll back Attorney General Jeff Sessions’s expansion of asset forfeiture.

wtf I have a massive boner now


*nipplebirths a lil*



fuckin sick


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what do you think this sack of aids and smegma is doing right now



working on HivesHAHAHAHAHAHA



i hope hes having a good day



I bet he's figet spinnering it up for the epic snapchat memes


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choose for me, HSG


hussie desperately practicing fidget spinning so something will finally spin faster than his own dad in his grave


i want to put my penis inside of popstep from the bnha spin off



serval has a granny body ew


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ugggh i don't want to go through the trouble of pirating hiveswap, but i bought a physical copy so i'm up shit creek



>ugggh i don't want to go through the trouble of pirating hiveswap, but i bought a physical copy so i'm up shit creek

dont you get a game key regardless


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damn antifa!





you're no fun :/


*meditates under waterfall*

*spends several decades in a state of deep, intense thought*

*channels the truths of the universe through the prism of the overmind that connects us all*


antifa sarkeesian



i know



*spirals of rainbow light explode from eyeballs*

*hair flows upwards*

*feet leave ground, levitating as my mind leaves the limiting confines of 3 dimensional reality*

andrew...... pussie


didnt someone post an update about hiveswap that talked about backers getting an email so they can choose between steam key or humble key



the mob psycho one


will Hiveswap be prone to violent fits of random crashing

we know the writing will blow chunks but surely it couldn't have be too hard to smooth all the lethal bugs out of a game where the gameplay revolves clicking things to conjure dialogue boxes right



fucked up if true


Please don't meditate under a waterfall

you might get killed by a falling log



its called a waterfall not a loggerfall retard


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i got this

my original backing prize didn't include the digital copy of the game, and i don't see anything here saying those who got the physical copy will now also get the digital copy

i guess it's possible they'll send backers digital copies even if they didn't originally have them, but it isn't clear



you know you could've highlighted that with the cursor instead of shading it yellow


do you ever have a dream about your waifu and wake up and feel dead inside



what was your backing prize?

every reward tier over $15 dollars includes a digital version

>(Note: Game Ships in 2014)




*eyes darken*

i could have highlighted it with your blood too, mortal



i got the $80 which is even worse than i remembered

where does it say all reward tiers get the digital game? i must have missed it. the later tiers specifying that tier 1 was included with them made me think it wasn't the case for tiers that didn't explicitly say that.





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those dogs are pulling off excellent goofball impressions


i dont like that lola and claire's dogs always look so forlorn

its like they know something isn't right


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Look at this goofball baby


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i remember hussie pretended in a later update that he didnt specify a month



I feel like they're somehow related to the goofball's goofballiness

Like the dogs are some sort of malevolent entity behind their retardation

binding their brain-souls or something

that's why they look guilty and creepy


the dogs are actually the goofball's stands


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wait I made it a little better







And I hope that she loves me

gonna wrap my arms around her waist

and whisper

"pussy pee!"


*pours one out for kanaya anon*

he couldn't make it to hiveswap....




2 minutes until i beat my meat to whatever porn I find of popstep from boku no hero academia illegals


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whats the uu gao status lads




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popstep is the best



isnt this just bimboification, khan



thats very clearly not a bimbo

she's a vigilante idol super hero


joey joey joey shes the star of the show



ah, yeah, youre right, idol =/= bimbo

idolification then


joey joey joey she makes my cock grow


joey joey joey get your adverbs here


joey joey joey im gonna ram my dick in her ear





nightmare in hussland


nightmare in hussland


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>reblogged by the official as tumblr




you're against donating money to people? or to like big charities or something



I'd kill to see that crossover but I'll never get it

such is LYFE lyfe lyfe...


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pop step is cute





don't bully the doggos they are cute and precious



charities are basically welfare and welfare is basically communism



i want to pop inside of popstep


the past is present in the future


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>a timid and shy middle school girl



it's OK, because when she transforms into a hero she dresses like a slut


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*stops zwid again*


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it's okay though by the time boku no hero takes place she'd be like like 20


i want to fuck this newborn

no im not a pedo shell be 20 by the time shes 20



whats the matter bro? you dont want to mate press a middle-schooler?


would you rather fuck a hundred year old vampire that looks twelve

or a twelve year old that looks twenty?



the twelve year old is not fully mentally capable of understand the consequences

the 100 year old is


>WASHINGTON ― The Senate on Wednesday rejected a proposal to repeal the sweeping authorizations for war passed by Congress in the aftermath of the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks.

>“I don’t think one generation should bind another generation to war,” Rand Paul (the author of the amendment) said during an interview Wednesday on MSNBC. “I don’t think that the resolution in 2001 has anything to do with the seven different wars we’re involved with now.”

one of few times i'd actually want rand paul to succeed




how about a type of person who exists in real life instead


can the vampire turn older by sucking your blood



the second one exists


can the twelve year old turn younger by sucking your dick



vampires totally exist

as do mentally stunted twenty years olds


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also yea i was wrong the pussycat didn't die she just got de-quirked



zwid and/or sako............



oh my bad i got the two confused, i was thinking of the 20 year old who looked 12




there's literally nothing wrong with it


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what about a centuries old vampire that looks 18





File: 2d5b37c11040704⋯.png (573.83 KB, 679x800, 679:800, CzxsGaVUAAA5MKA.png)


What's the point?


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what about a centuries old vampire that looks in their 20s



thats good too


what about a centuries old vampire that looks centuries old

like he's immortal but he still ages

so basically a zombie i guess


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what about a vampire that's 100 years old that stole the body of a 21 year old but looks 30


>kiss shot acerola orion heart under blade will never make you her partner for the rest of eternity and be there for you long after everyone else you hold dear is dead in the ground



at least he won't be alone

sucks that his sisters, friends, and wife will be dead though



being rrragi is suffering


speaking of, i should finish reading kizu today


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let's not overlook the fact that, while I haven't had sex with Smoker Girl yet, I have still gotten laid plenty with other sluts in the meantime

I am a vociferous sexhaver



he's pretty selfless though. despite sometimes harassing his friends he gets repeatedly maimed and near-killed a lot (and then actually killed)

owari 2 spoilers

I'm glad they didn't kill ougi, she's cute.


a penis has been in my mouth but you don't see me bragging about it all the time


what about [fart noise]



If I were a homosexual I would have had penises in my mouth all the time. I'd have one there right now.

What's your excuse ben? What is your excuse for being bereft of penii in your facehole? Do you have no game?

Ben has no game.



I am both incredibly lazy and relatively shy, believe it or not.

I talked to like 2 guys on tindr but i got anxious about talking to them and meeting them so i stopped using it.


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new meme evos are pixel evos


I feel like I could stop breathing at any moment



try grinder, just watch out for the bug chasers


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also new evo where they turn into a weapon for someone else to use


i looked about grindr before i looked at tindr, it seemed really bad and also yea pozzers are a legitimate concern, memes aside


have you tried not being gay



i could do shit with girls i guess if it was like dom or something fetish but i really don't want to have anything to do with dicking a vagina



would you put it in their butt


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That's technically true

The icy scythe of death could be inches away from you and you'd never know until the moment your life is taken



girls don't have buttholes. thats why its called boypussy, its just for boys



possibly, i can just do the trap thing except reverse


have you ever seen a girls butthole irl. yeah thats what i thought



thank god


I want ara to appear ominously as the harbinger of my untimely and gruesome end

i love her


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i had a dream that holo sucked me off last night


why would girls need buttholes. if they don't poop



to store the booze



so sponge can eat ass


lmao @ hypersexual virgins


my birthday is almost a month away



my birthday is exactly a month away


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I hate this slut! The only one I want is Joey!


i've only kissed two people romantically and only had sex with one person

i didn't lose my virginity until age 22

and i just spent $40 on delivery ramen

my stats are epic



i technically got kissed by the 2nd guy whose dick i sucked



>delivery ramen

where do you live that this is a thing you can get

tell me



you did it buddy



i guess there's still hope for me


lol i eat ramen just like japanese!!




they had a $25 minimum for delivery so i bought an absolute shitload


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jesus christ not even I'm that pale



it was actually rather embarassing, it took me a few seconds to realize what had happened





I've liked ramen years before i had ever even heard of anime, even shit like dbz.





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If I had played my cards right, Egghead could have sucked my dick



>The story was nice but I was kind of disappointed we didn't get to see what Jace was doing

if you went 3 years in the past and told me this was something I'd say I'd call you a lunatic


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ive accidentally trained myself to associate eating with brushing my teeth so now every time I eat something I have to brush my teeth afterwards

ive brushed my teeth like 6 times today


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that didnt stop your teeth from decaying


blame his parents



it was only one tooth and it's fine now

the rest of the tooth was healthy, he just got ground it down a little bit so we could put a crown on it

it was literally the first cavity I've ever had


sako give me your address i'm gonna beat up your dad


I like that huatli seems kind of self-important. It's nice to see a character trait from a character sometimes instead of everyone being a generic good guy with no defining personality trait.



the difference is huatli's story was poorly written while jace's castaway story had competent prose

they really need to get the quality of writing consistent, this story felt like a first draft someone hammered out one night



yea it's not like written great or anything but at least she seems to have a semblance of a character


sponge is gonna find sakos dad and spit into his butthole


which is better than milf "i do literally nothing" walker and poo in loo who was so unimportant I frequently confuse her with the person who was actually important and forget she exists entirely


>tfw there will never be a television program as good as twin peaks ever again



i'll bite his dad's balls open


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egghead has a big mouth I bet it feels nice to have it wrapped around your cock


man the local planeswalkers have been kind of shit lately




not trying to shittalk huati in general, just the writing

bunch of repeated sentences and expository paragraphs with bad prose, just not good stuff. i think they have a couple stinkers in the writing team, every other story or so is crap and i think its the stories assigned to the same shitty people


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please keep in mind that she did finger herself to me, so it's not outside the realm of possibility


i'd like to see egghead's uvula and tonsils


i kinda liked eggheads posts


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i wish i had your shitty memory



more like eppichead!


Egghead wasn't fat, she was fit and had a nice toned body. It would be nice to pump her in bed for a bit.


that ramen was good tho


i wish good people existed


king k rools feet


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The local planeswalkers are getting worse.

At least Dovin did something i guess even if it was to be a generic "pawn of evil guy" character.


Hell Ashiok is a more interesting character than WE, poo in loo, and milf put together.

TIBALT is more interesting than them


she invited me to her house but i said no because i wasnt feeling well




i mean, the story is about the gatewatch now

usually there's just not much time to give to the native planeswalkers, and if there is, there is only enough time for one

samut, tamiyo, and kinda dovin were the ones they chose to focus on and so the others like saheeli and werewolflady fell to the wayside

maybe with ixalan only having jace there will be room for more. if not, it's gonna be vraska who is expanded on and huatli and this new minotaur pirate guy are gonna be on the sidelines



>i mean, the story is about the gatewatch now

did you miss the plot of HOD? everyone and their mom has been sick of the gatewatch since their inception (or at least shortly after) and they're canned now

i'm actually surprised that wotc acted this """quickly""" to try and fix this.

the gatewatch was a fine idea, it could have been a small group of planeswalkers going around to planes and helping out with shit. maybe tamiyo and ral or someone could have bummed around a plane before helping out

instead what it was was "(All five of) the origins 5 go to a plane to save the day from the big mean monsters with the power of friendship, and also we're never going to put anyone but the origins 5 in the story, even if we do technically add more people to the jacetice league."


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also don't forget the mandated 5 gideons, 4 jaces, 2 lilianas, 2 chandras, and 3 nissas


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>finish my coconut water

>come back downstairs and it's half full again


>My body BROKE APART and there was color and light and was that a seizure was it a hallucination except Angrath saw it too, that DAMNED PIRATE, how dare he think I would ever help him after he killed my dinosaur and tried to kill me, SWEET SUN ABOVE, MY LUNGS DISSOLVED—

is this the same person who wrote chandra's ramblings

at least they seem to sort of fit her

>Article credited to "R&D Narrative Team"

are they afraid of being called out on being shit



Not my most flattering angle




i'm sorry to break this to you, but mark rosewater has confirmed the gatewatch is going to be the focus of the story for the foreseeable future

bolas beating them is basically like when the crew on one piece got scattered before the timeskip. it's not like the show stopped being about them, they've just been temporarily defeated and are going to go do their own things before reforming the team

we'll be back to all 5 members before you know it. probably by the next set, actually, given that it's on dominaria.

they did say they were going to stop printing so many gatewatch cards though and dedicated more PW cards to local planeswalkers, so that's good.




i think people were starting to notice which writers were good and which ones sucked ass, so they hid it. i imagine there were at least a few dumb assholes who harassed the bad writers on twitter or whatever



>we'll be back to all 5 members before you know it. probably by the next set, actually, given that it's on dominaria.

for once I'd like them to show restraint with this and just have one of the origins per block (or set, or whatever method we're going with now).

dominaria would be perfect to have just lili since she's a psuedo-oldwalker and it's her home plane anyway


i think the person who changed chandra's character actually got fired, or at least I saw someone say that they removed "writer for magic" from their official page



thats good

they work some years in advance, so we probably have to wade through a considerable amount of her trash, but it's good they have the wherewithal to get rid of the lame eggs



>they work some years in advance, so we probably have to wade through a considerable amount of her trash, but it's good they have the wherewithal to get rid of the lame eggs

the writing team isn't made that far in advance, plus rosewater gave a talk and said that since they started 2-set blocks they stopped having 5-year plans and started having 5-set plans


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that dude's so white he looks albino


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udders overload



that's nothing compared to occultic; nine pounds of breasts


minecraft/skyrim crossover simultaneously released on every system ever when


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why do you like bad anime


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why is my grandpa narrating the Xenoblade 2 trailer from his deathbed



why are they spending TEN FUCKING MINUTES on this


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he has so much to say... let my grandpappy breathe



>fe garbo

i sleep


uhhhhhhhh pikmin 4 machine broke


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>"Iconic" shooters

who's ready for dota and the new cowascooby


awww i missed the big tiddy sword game




i think this is the worst direct ever


when are they announcing hiveswap switch




cellophane mr cellophane


A federal judge on Wednesday is scheduled to hold a hearing on whether to revoke Shkreli’s $5 million bond after prosecutors complained that he had become a “danger to the community.” Shkreli persists in harassing women online, and even offered his Facebook followers $5,000 to grab a strand of Hillary Clinton’s hair during her book tour, prompting the Secret Service to seek an interview with him. “Shkreli has engaged in an escalating pattern of threats and harassment,” prosecutors said in a letter to U.S. District Judge Kiyo Matsumoto last week.




fucking chinese


i like Octopath



I think I'd like the game better if it didn't have this retarded lighting system.

If you want to have 2d sprites in a 3d world fine but don't shove weird lighting shit.



she's actually from north carolina




>swole Dedede



>LA Noire

lol why



>jerked off to mommy vore while looking at pictures of my ex

this has to stop. this has to stop.


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garbo direct


he has nipples..


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Vulkan api is good




people were saying yesterday they were afraid it'd just be mario

this direct would have legitimately been better if it was only mario



too late xlr is already jacking off to him



joji detected


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

why do i get the impression funchy would post here?



I've thought about watching funke on occasion but he always seems just like a bitch




not sure how you got that idea, he's actually pretty great.

basically the new STAR since STAR jumped ship in favor of overcrotch and streaming. muscle-k never had a chance, he was always an ass.

also weezer outros.


my mom finally gave me my fucking insurance card


my mom finally gave me my fucking


the mario... he has nippies to suckle on


Is it wrong that this clown lolipop turns me on? why is there no r34 of it yet?


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>not sure how you got that idea, he's actually pretty great.

>basically the new STAR


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why does youtube keep pushing this fucking horrendous, ugly, broken, ugly, hard to use, hard to look at, add-on-fucking-up, ass-ass, assing-ass ass beta material layout.

i fucking hate it and whoever thought it up should be not only fired, but beaten with a brick until he stops breathing.

and the retarded exec who greenlit it for testing should be stripped down and hung from his fucking tie off the roof of google.



that's just how websites work


That direct was dreck


but damn if Mario isn't looking like GOTY and I fellate Breath of the Wild on the daily


succulent chest 'ronis of the mario




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it's even worse because not only does it make my YT+ addon stop working, but the little announcement telling me it makes it stop working actually blocks the button that lets me restore the working version.




the new update is actually good though


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expectations vs reality



fuck how

>ugly as all hell

>software is broken

>buttons are moved so everything is hard to use

>no borders makes it hard to even look at

>everything is huge so you can barely see anything

>breaks my fucking add-on

more than all of that though, it's just not needed. they try to push these horseshit 'upgrades' for absolutely no reason.

they always look awful, are almost always hard to use, and there is no FUCKING POINT.

if you genuinely support this, i hope your life ends in real life. fuck you.


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that first one was way too optimistic

yesterday people were saying that people would have to temper their expectations and it'd be just mostly mario

this was really awful and it'd be much better if it was only mario




changing ui for no reason is dumb but I haven't really seen anything I care about except the "make the video larger" button actually makes it sgnificantly larger and not a tiny amount larger

it's kind of stupid the whole screen is the video but it's ok




oh, neat


cp dont click



lying to people isn't nice you shit


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what the fuck how has it been two hours already? i just wanted to hop on here for like 30 minutes



she doesn't fuck the shota, the shota controls a robot that has a dildo hand that fucks her

she wants more sex whenever she gets in contact with cum so like 3 people try to fuck her out of it but they can't so they try a robot and that works


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this feels like something that wonk would post unironically


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I don't really get the image, why is it a fish hook

wouldn't literally any line have the same meaning




because it's bait



yea that's what I thought

is the post itself bait, or is it "seriously" saying that the 'far right' is bait that centrists or something should ignore

i have no idea what it's saying but it's really sstupid probably



why are the girls who post on /cgl/ so fucking weird


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>tfw you'll never get raped by 13 cats


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>barbs in a butthole

this can't end well


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this dude is really into girls getting knotted


aradia and/or feferi >>> literally any other troll



why are you so weird


so is the idea that once you become a far right extremist, you are indistinguishable from a centrist?

so basically anyone who disagrees with the far left counts as the far right?

except i guess if you're only moderately right? because then you're actually to the right, you don't hook back around to hang out in the center with the far right?


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>censored the bubsy




second mom is a decent joke


legally distinct super metroid and the story keeps happening are also pretty good


rather play the games on the wall than hiveswap


>In sims 4 dying of old age is just the sim lying down and "sleeping"


bubsy 3d > hiveswap


>we realized that while the 3D development work that had been done was good, it really didn’t feel like Homestuck. The concept art, the 2D assets…those felt like Homestuck.

yeah sure cohen, that's why



that news is like 4 years old, but yea



Preorder canceled


Whats Up Invaders


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lifetime goal: get some other fag to join me and do this to a guy's dick

preferably one who will actually cum to oral


i wish the fags werent so fucking loud.


>Canadian Campfire Spook'ems





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*quiets down the last gay*


now as long as nobody does anything super mega gay, we should be fine


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aaand there it is.

the gay volume has increased tenfold



that's a guy and a girl

how is that gay




>You can literally die of embarassment


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

funkie crying about the claymore actually makes me kind of sad


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me on the left


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when a girl turns you down for a date but you still want to date her


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>"However, the truth was far worse, as it was eventually discovered that Chris had actually sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him.

>It posed serious health risks to Chris since it could have become gangrenous and caused septic shock if the infection had reached his bloodstream and nearby abdominal organs. It's even been contemplated that the panty pads he's been purchasing[2] are used to absorb pus leakage, which would only deteriorate his condition and further irritate the wound."


le dead? xD


i saw new posts appear but they disappeared

this probably won't post anyway


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>UVA president criticizes Jefferson statue shrouding

>CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Protesters who draped a black shroud over a statue of Thomas Jefferson at the University of Virginia were "desecrating" ground many people consider "sacred," the president of the Charlottesville college said Wednesday.

>UVA President Teresa Sullivan sent separate statements to the university community and to alumni after dozens of protesters gathered on campus Tuesday night to protest the university's response to white nationalist rallies this summer.

>The demonstrators covered the statue of Jefferson, the third president of the United States and UVA's founder, and put up signs that called him a "rapist" and "racist," The Daily Progress reported .

they won't come after US historical figures they said

they just want to tear down Confederate monuments they said



>they won't come after US historical figures they said

who said that

were you not here for "literally destroy mount rushmore"


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>Parenthood is $20 DLC


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cute new ultra beast



that looks like trashola, my famala



What about The Wall


unironically return the black hills to the lakota




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i wonder if blm will ever go after the mlk jr memorial

he did say a lot about befriending whites instead of making enemies of them in order to achieve equality. that's toxic internalized oppression if i've ever heard it.



her poor dino got immediately killt by ghostrider



was that supposed to be the one in the art, i wasn't really sure

if so that does really suck


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also new card


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nice deal making there donnie


The art is for Warrior Poet and she doesn't become (or, I guess technically isn't even yet) a "Warrior Poet" so that's probably not the one he killed.

I did think the "Oh you're a walker too? Cool wanna work together to get the fuck out of here."

I'm assuming the Immortal Sun or whatever they're after is the cause behind the no planeswalking deal, I'm pretty interested in that.


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>Chinese food and chocolate pie



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i've kinda had this idea for a saskia deck where you point her ability at yourself

then you play some stuff like phyrexian unlife and platinum angel to make yourself unkillable, then put yourself down below 0 life

then you use life-swapping effects to give people your 0 life total and kill everybody

there weren't quite enough life swap cards to make it work before, but that one being repeatable is huge


>don't get social security checks anymore because im Officially Mentally Healthy

>get a letter in the mail from them

>i owe 3k because they overpaid me



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i love this card



It was the least awful of the commanders from that year

or do you just like it because Grrl



i knew i would be accused of this, but no, "hardcore mcbufflady" is not the only reason i like this card

i like the art and her design overall but i also like the effect, it's neat

and that she's 4color


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no the best was my nigga yidris

his art is just him screaming in excited confusion because that's what it's like playing with him

my favorite edh deck


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hey guys its been a while

like maybe a couple months or so

anyway i just wanted to know if youve seen what our old pal don tabasco has been getting himself into lately


check at the 2:23 mark



fuck i forgot about the embed thing



not clicking


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>Game director Jeff Kaplan discusses the rise of in-game toxicity, the Overwatch team’s current plans to help reduce it, and ways that players can contribute.


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gold/silver hit the EU e-shop



what is this


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check the uploader

seems like zoe quinn is on a campaign to revive gamergate for more victimbux by shitting out another piece of objective garbage


what happened to this cats hair



Husband and wife, don't you think?


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free her


Finally, clowns can be particular about when they mate. You’ll know it’s happening because of the distinctive high pitched honking both breeding partners produce.


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her jacks can extend to like 100 feet

wonder if she ever does stuff with them


already on the eve of hiveswaps release we see cohen entering the “how much can i antagonize and repulse my audience before they outright stop giving money to me” phase of homestuck authorship - very impressive considering hussie at least had the foresight to not do this until people had already started


the only person I've ever known with a hairless cat nicknamed it the goblin and I think that is a very fitting nickname

i think they're cute in their own roundabout manner



like butt stuff?



i more meant like trying to grab stuff

we don't know exactly how high their grip strength his but if she can extend them up to 100 feet she can probably just wrap it around something a handful of times and then retract them



redpill me on giving me the redpill about whatever you're redpilling us about



the main guy behind hiveswap is throwing a hissy fit, maybe over people complaining that the game lost an entire dimension and is 3+ years late




I think just his twitter? I haven't actually looked anything up I've just seen people talking about it and a single screenshot of a tweet.


holy shit

i can't believe moffat re-used the entire "girl in the fireplace" plotline for amy pond's shtick

what a hack

i also can't believe i never noticed that before



thank you that really helped


>You are blocked from following @skullmandible and viewing @skullmandible's Tweets.




amy pond is shit





companions in order of best to worst

The Brig


Everybody else

The Ponds



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>Donna below the ponds


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how fat is this man




put K-9 at the very bottom of the list, if it even counts as a companion


the story of mme de pompadour made me cry

the story of amy pond was aight



wtf did u do



it's not a companion by itself, but yeah, it definitely goes there



i said hiveswap will flop and i hope whatpumpkin goes bankrupt


so they're just straight up pretending they didn't run out of money


so Phantos will swing by tomorrow to gift us all free keys, righto



>Not just pirating it


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eshop update! gold/silver for non-EU are up, so is minecraft?

that's weird


hiveswap will be fun

and i will enjoy playing it



No! I have to be with Joey now now NOW!


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i wonder if hussie is going pull a sean murray and disappear once hiveswap is a failure



people being excited for hiveswap is giving me a headache



i'm definitely not excited, but i will admit i am interested to experience







jim i'm just letting you know that if hiveswap is bad (it's gonna be bad) you're not gonna hear the end of this



mushi-shi is a show i should have watched sooner



oh i know

once i dedicated myself to this dumb meme i knew that was a chance i was taking


hiveswap might be good

its development was a disaster of unbelievable proportions, but only means it's probably shit, not definitely


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>expecting anything good from episodic releases



what if i bought it 5 years ago



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saw this and thought of sponge


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>Favorite Homestuck ship?

>>(looks directly at camera) Dave/Rose.

cohen redeemed

also this comment

goddamn him


joeys room is really cute


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hiveswap pals!





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garret gilchrist


classic gilchrist


whatpumpkin announces hiveswap: act 2's creative director is now /ourguy/ gilchrist


who the le fuggy mc-motherfucking-wuggy is gilchrist



>he doesn't know



its THE classic gilchrist


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it's like huss was defeated but homestuck wasn't thrown into the fires of mount doom or some shi



how do these people function


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what the fuck are they doing to prepare for the game



everything except checking how much it costs


yummies for their tummy maybe



it's like reading james joyce's ulysses

you have to first prepare for the greatest novel of all time by mastering all the other great novels first

so, accordingly, to prepare for the upcoming masterpiece, she purchased and fully completed the other greats: undertale, life is strange, and dream daddy



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i keep seeing people say this is a bad show but so far it's really good

do people see good girls and just assume it's bad


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also the opening's like a solid 8/9 and the ED's not really bad either



i watched the first episode and it didn't really hook me

and then i read the manga and it was just kind of not good

apparently it's not a very good gambling anime either? either way i didn't find it very interesting

the OP is good as hell though


anime is trash


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yeah, this



go watch dragon ball super or whatever it is you do grant grownups are talking



if ur an adult

that makes u a pedophile

mr "im going to cum in a middle schooler"


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I don't know what a good "gambling anime" is but it's a really good anime so far.



>grownups are talking

let me tell you about the necessity of taxation in order to maintain the infrastructure of public utilities :^)


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>grownups are talking

you don't want to be anything other than a minor unless you wanna go to jail



but private road companies :)


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my favorite trope in anime is making a deal about calling people by their first name

i know that's a deal for japanese people but i still think it's funny


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jabami's jabamis


jabami is a dumb name


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yea it is


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they also removed his tattoo



a good gambling anime is one with actual real stakes

from what i saw kakegurui did not have any stakes at all



what like kaiji where he loses an ear?




or like literally any real consequence at all


like i dropped kakegurui after one episode and im notorious for liking anything with cute girls in it


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i dunno i think using magic evil student council powers to dictate your entire life are "real consequences"

i don't really know what people want out of "real stakes" though


it just wasn't satisfying to watch

i watched it because i wanted gambling and this bitch with the dumb name pulled the win out of her ass because "she saw through it at the beginning"

and I saw this becoming a recurring theme through the show and dropped it there


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i assume the premise of most gambling shows are "they're cheating and mc outcheats or does keikaku"

else it's just """random""" chance


Andrew "gamers are not your audience, gamers are dead" Hussie



there's that aspect to them yeah but generally we get to see their thought processes and their plan WHILE it's happening and not after the game is over

and sometimes the mc loses, because a gambling anime where the mc always wins through deus ex machinas is just not fun to watch



>because a gambling anime where the mc always wins through deus ex machinas is just not fun to watch

i dunno I think ngnl was incredibly fun to watch

sometimes 'the mc always wins' isn't bad, look at overlord


>start a file in Pokemon Blue

>forgot that pokemon didn't have genders in Gen 1



anybody know if the eshop version had the mew glitch fixed?


im still kicking myself over not getting that fat 160GB ipod at the purdue salvage depot for $50

normally they're like $300+


coulda made a $250 profit smh


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bread theme


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mc-kun you've known this girl for like, at least a week or two and have been present for all of her gambling matches

you should know that she's a lunatic by now







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tfw no insane gf



yeah but not the rest of the pokemon

so while I don't need to spend time resetting a new game to get a female starter, I also won't be able to breed for better moves, etc


/pol/ gf or /r9k/ gf



which one is more retarded



both sound awful


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As an addendum to my previous clown post I know after seeing famous clowns like Ronald and any batman movie for that matter everyone wants to adopt various jokers and McDonald breeds. Our shelter Cirque de second Chance is overrun with clowns from people that adopt inexperienced clowns but they get dropped off as people fail to properly care for them. Also volunteering at a shelter circus has taught me that anyone wanting to adopt a clown around the time of this new IT movie coming out must be screened for clown abuse and the clown held on layaway as clown abuse or CA tends to be on the rise every October. Especially clowns with standard ruffs found in the movie! Keep clowns safe this Halloween!


>The interval between sims games is 'only' 5 years

it seemed longer than that

at this rate we're getting sims 5 in like 2 years



if there's no seamless world then who cares



i mean, true, but looking at the sims 4 wiki it might actually be worth a pirate now


i always thought it was weird there was no competitor to the sims games

like really, can no one else make a life sim at all



i feel that a large portion of the people who actually buy sims games as opposed to just pirating them is a specific niche that only cares about sims games

sure there's probably people outside of that but I don't know if it's enough for a competitor in that market


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the guy who makes made in abyss is jizzing over the furry shota they shoved off in the direct


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goo night hsg



>R&M: "I wish incest porn was more mainstream"

>followed two days later by Ted Cruz liking this video


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>see my neighbor leaving for work while i'm getting ready to go to bed


also i accidentally killed a cat earlier. whoops! i guess i can finally call my car the pussyslayer leol



wew lad


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choose wisely


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wtf i love cohen now


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>iPhone can't make a 9S bcs 9S is an Android


idk what to have for lunch


my choices are limited to basically i gotta go to the store and get something to cook

but i dont wanna cook cause i gotta do dishes


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just get a cheapo ramen bowl that you can microwave


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>pubg forcing post processing on in new update, possibly because the fog didnt work right with it off



buy a better gpu goy :^)

while the prices are super high cause of the cypto mining craze.



>crypto miners drive up gpu prices

>immediately see newer, better cards for sale

>invest in those cards

>try to flip the cards they got first for market, or higher, price


>bitch about it endlessly



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Monster Girl Quest combat is so weird

one turn basically goes like this

Luka: "My mother is the Star of Morning, the child of dawn. The star thrown to the Earth shall obtain victory!"

a burst of holy fire envelopes the battlefield

Spider Girl: Shoves Luka's dick in her spinneret



octopath traveler isn't "bravely threefault", it's "i am setsuna too"


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<4 hours remain

Gotta sleep, hope this place hasn't collapsed into sudden autistic shock and anarchy when I get up.


what's the deal with xenoblade 2 storywise

does it take place on two colossal titans again or what's going on


<Posting from your ISP, IP range, or country has been blocked due to abuse.



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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.



this was not necessary

nice palindrome get tho


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yea i was expecting the game to be better

it's not like, bad, i guess


every day I'm still amazed that ocarina of time isn't the game where you actually use the ocarina to travel through time


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I say this completely unironically

play it for the plot


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I didn't even mean porn wise I just meant in gneral.

I'm actually at that part right now.


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with the power of filters and clothes even Hitomi's boobs look hot!


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Yeah I don't care for the porn and the battles are kinda boring

but I really liked the plot

Which part specifically are you at?



Specifically the one you posted, fighting the thieves in the mountain or whateve.


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Oh that picture wasn't the loli bandits

Those are the elemental spirits which start showing up when the game gets really crazy



oh my bad i thought the 2nd one looked like the goblin


chi pa pa


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*learns japanese so I can go shitpost on 2chan*



*bans ur non-jap IP*



that's as far as I got before I got disinterested





this dog demanding pets like i aint got better shit to do



please pet the dog grant



aren't you a house-husband

pet that goddamn dog til it gets a bald spot



says the neet


i was petting him but i eventually need a second hand to browse the internet



sit it in your lap and pet it with your face



hes a big dog






for you



good, little dogs suck and are also gay



no i had a little dog he was cool and good

i miss him i wish he wasnt dead


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>India is poised to become the first nation to import the Japan's ‘Shinkansen’ bullet trains

somehow i think this might be a bloodbath in the making


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little dogs are great


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who WISE here?


I'm really upset that I have things to do on JOEY'S DAY!

I just want to play this stupid bad game fuck



were you the one that was gonna stream it


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uhhhh no


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well that person likes dark cloud 2 so they're okay in my book



my man


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Because we are wise, we will go to school.


WASHINGTON — Legislation introduced by Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) failed to pass on Wednesday that would have effectively ended the war in Afghanistan and the bombing of at least six other countries, after Paul’s Senate colleagues voted it down because he’s a whiny little girl.

Paul, who hates freedom and America generally, was seeking to put an end to the 2001 Authorization for the Use of Military Force, a law passed after the Sept. 11th attacks that allowed bombing of the terrorists responsible for it, the terrorists who hate the original terrorists, and Pakistani wedding parties.

“All I’m saying is if you’re going to have a war, at least have a vote on it,” Paul told reporters, desperately trying to convince them to ‘hold lawmakers accountable.’ “But of course, it’s too much to expect Congress to do anything that doesn’t involve dinner with lobbyists.”

In addition to his shameful forcing of the Senate to vote on whether to continue giving the president a blank check to drop Hellfire missiles on anyone he decides is a terrorist, Paul has in the past tried to force the National Security Agency to obtain a warrant before spying on American citizens.

“His constituents should be ashamed,” Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said.

Fortunately, 61 patriotic, freedom-loving members of the U.S. Senate voted against Paul’s liberal nonsense, including 13 Democrats.



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