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im gay


*nabs cheevos*


i’m having my date with the trans girl next monday


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gimme ships for fics for the plane



your plane x the side of a mountain



where are you flying

why are you going to read fanfics on the plane



im glad the achievement gimmick died down

few trends were weirder to me than people renting and playing shitty games that suck ass just to get an epic g*merscore






gotta read something


isn't this such

a cheevoful niiiight

whoa oh



there are gonna be a lot of not-me people on the plane






they'd just dodge



exclusively read fics that were orphaned out of shame by their authors


my roommates and I got drunk last thursday and I apparently bought one of those am/pm giant trucker mugs that holds like a gallon of soft drink. And a lesbian stole my pants.


i’m eating a biscoff butter/almond butter sandwich, drinking soymilk, and watching neo yokio


glad i’m eating this instead of cum



theyre all pwp meteorfics






i'll reread fallout equestria too

maybe get to the sidefics



youcould watch stuff like a normal adult


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>fallout equestria



porn without plot

im pretty sure one of the most popular davenaya fics is still "rose tells kanaya to fuck her ass while she's sleeping and then makes dave dress up as her and sleep in her bed"



last time i was on a flight i played a link between worlds the entire time



>normal adults dont read

it's better to read than watch the boobtube



reading is good for you, grant


normal is an abstract and it sucks and also it’s the subjugated state



it's boooooooooooooooooring



reading fanfic doesnt count


state, status, affliction, whatever

it sucks



says who???



>im pretty sure one of the most popular davenaya fics is still "rose tells kanaya to fuck her ass while she's sleeping and then makes dave dress up as her and sleep in her bed"

oh yeah i remember that



>rose tells kanaya to fuck her ass while she's sleeping and then makes dave dress up as her and sleep in her bed

das epic


>deleting a browser app also deletes the files you downloaded with it

Oh my goooood



reading in the plane makes me sick

reading in cars does too


>pubg, persona 5, and horizon zero Dawn over Nier Automata for GotY nominations.

Why are games so retarded?



The fat ass photo! It's gone!


i love that cookie slime is a product i can buy



p5 is a good nomination and pubg's probably ok i guess i haven't played it

whoever nominated hzd is brain damaged though


kanaya forcing dave to toss her epic salad just because she’s bored and rose is passed out


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List of acceptable things to do on a plane.

1: stare out the window dramatically for hours at a time with the shield closed.

2: Cry and thrash around incessantly and if asked to stop tell them you are baby-kin.

3: Make airplane noises with your arms out to either side.

4: Watch porn, full volume, no headphones.





>asking dave and him agreeing cuz he's bored and it's a nice break from vidya




i thought you jerked off to noncon boo boo



absolutely not

what gave you that unepic idea



I hate fags.



i thought you had admitted that before


for years i thought the "con" part meant "canon" and was very confused as to why people labeled things as "non canonical" since that'd be more or less obvious

"dubcon" confused me even more




no you don’t! no you don’t!


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tintin has already made airplane etiquette clear



You caught me in my lie.



kanaya fart raping dave


lazy chill friendship oral is just good


Kanaya giving Dave an armpit job.



now that’s epic


Kanaya penetrating Dave's ass with one horn and sounding him with the other.



kanaya giving an uninterested dave an armpitjob while he games and ignores her


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>not jerking off to hardcore traumatic rape porn


kanaya glazing dave’s face with ass sweat while he cries



vriska penetrating Dave's ass with one horn and tugging on his dick with the other claw shaped one


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big girl



pretend that i virtuesignaled in response to this im too lazy right now



fuck you i checked


i legit forgot about fart rape




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its just a fetish dude dont get your panties in a twist


homestuck 2017: dave calls karkat a cuck



why's tanya dressed as futaba



same VA



[tyical wonk response, implication that youre socially sick]


fanfic idea: karkat being bros with dave, no gay stuff happening in the process



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Just checking the quality of this pic


fanfic idea: au where any homestuck character is straight


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cast iron is nice


>At least four people are dead and several injured after a shooting early Tuesday morning at an elementary school in Northern California, local authorities report.

>“I am told at this point, the suspected shooter is deceased by law enforcement bullets,” Assistant Sheriff Phil Johnston told Action News Now.

>Johnston said he does not currently have information about the victims at the school, but that a number of students have been medevaced.

>A semi-automatic rifle and two handguns were found on scene, the The Associated Press reports. Johnston told the AP that the shooter’s motive remains unclear, but that neighbors had reported that the suspect was involved in a domestic violence incident.


Regular Sex Is Boring

I Will Push You And Bend You Into Horrific Delights And You Will Warp And Break And Become An Animal



too ooc



[kid me at that school]: *matrix dodges*


*accompany wife's son to school*

*get shot*


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>Authorities described a chaotic scene in which a gunman in a stolen car appeared to pick targets at random in the rural Northern California county. They said the shootings appear to have begun as a “domestic violence incident,” but did not provide details.

a man with domestic violence background kills children surprising no one


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its actually very epic


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misogyny is sexy



>misogyny is sexy

goddamn, fuck off


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make me

breaking women sexually and mentally is HOT


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>person PMs me and says my overuse of "epic" is grating


Sadomasochism Has No Gender


sako youre a real sick puppy


sako needs to get raped


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what the fuck


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severely, critically unepic


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they want it wonk, so it's fine.


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>defendant claimed that the victim "wanted it"



do you suck cocks


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is this going to happen every time i go to play a video game what the fuck



what happened?



or shitto



what else is new bud






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I'm gonna cook with my cast iron pan for the first time tonight

gonna do ground chicken, then gravy in it



cast iron is top tier have fun rev





I should probably do the seasoning thing next time I go visit my mother but I'm still gonna cook with it tonight


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is this the same guy who was losing it over kanayaposting a couple nights ago


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wonk is this epic



man i dont know

ben says the ip hashes change constantly and i dont remember what the guys was anyway


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*cranks the sakoposting to maximum overdrive*


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why cant we be friends why cant we be friends



i half-expect to see this in a /d/ humor thread


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why are you all like this



so he looks the same?

is that all the app does, put on a shitty filter?


Is It Still Rape If Consent Is Given Retroactively After The Ambush And Forceful Violent Copulation Took Place And The Victim Is Convinced During The Later Half To Enjoy And Let Go




its shitto



did you think it was some kind of elaborated x-ray program?



not the only problem child here




i expected it to be something a bit more than a tinting of the image

like that thing that changed people's races or made them a girl or the one with the different emotions



Good To Know


Wait Hold On



hes lying


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what an awful post to have in my history

not as bad as sako "god i love beating women" gunlad but still


sako and shitto are like

the worlds worst feedback loop

like putting 2 telepohones calling each other facing each other


what if sako and shitto did the fusion dance


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re-enactment of shitto and sako having a conversation


I Like Being Predatorial


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I don't like rape

i love it


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idk why youre doing this

nobody's defending sako's bad fetishes


Chopping Wood Exercises Your Arms And Upper Back But Not Much Your Belly

Lumberjacks Are Like Upright Bears For A Reason


hello im anonymous and i defend sakos patrician fetishes


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rape more like vape amirite fellas


uuuh mister moderator this is clearly spam :/


just ban sako and shitto

just ban everyone


i dont want to punish shitto i want to help shitto..



what could you possibly do to help anyone here besides make them not come here

that would be good for anyone's mental health


I haven't done anything wrong, why ban me


but sako is beyond help


sako and jimbo's pedophile soup warehouse



cuz fuck you



you are wrong


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(formerly chuck's)



what rules have i broken



i have done nothing to put me in the same category as sako "i want to fuck this middleschooler" gunlad

it's honestly offensive at this point to be grouped with him



splid joke




sakos crimes are picture jims is textuals


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my name ching




except that time you groomed shitto



shotafics, james?


i lost my will to work on the secret s/a/nta cards

im not gonna do it next year



that should absolutely have set off my smoke alarm but it didn't



what's not textual about him saying "i want to fuck this 14yr old"

i havent done anything like him


that never happened weve talked about this


i stopped reading those

i don't want to read them again

i recognized it was fucking weird so i stopped and i don't like them anymore


what was the deal with the stairs pasta anyway



he jerks off to hentai pictures you did >>1052714



pedophile in denial



>i stopped reading those

>i don't want to read them again

weren't you just posting about how much you loved reading deku and todoroki fuck last week or so



point taken


its not like it makes you a bad person to jerk off to fictional pictures


you're a bad person for other reasons though


If you don't secretly run up stairs in all fours you're a replicant and not an actual human

fact ✔✔✔✔✔✔✔


no you see officer, im projecting into the little kid getting his dick vored by this lady strangers tiddypussy



I think anyone saying the words "I want to fuck this middleschooler "or "misogyny is sexy" is a bad person, period, end of discussion





that's just my own epic onion though


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thats because you're dumb and gay


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Bugles are the best snack



remember when tb wasn't a cuck



are traps gay though


i cant believe james is sex-negative







what if the penis is really feminine


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i want to dick this middle schooler into the ground



Wow he has a problem with dominant, aggressive, strong women fighting with men?

smh..... >.>



is that all you have to say in your defense


maybe khan was right, maybe that's why you hate him so much


i meant to reply to a post with that image


maybe that was too mean to say

oh well


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i don't want to dick this middle schooler i want to worship her like the literal god she is



>maybe khan was right


we've gone over this, khan convinced himself i wanted to rape children and had a collection of real life child porn because i had cute pictures of cirno


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this is like $100 or some amount over that but i'm gonna buy it soon™


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im going to buy it with my first paycheck (whenever that is) probably



Delete this


post khan gf pre and post bimbofication



well I didn't say his reasoning was good

why exactly was he out to get you?



>(whenever that is)



D --> poz my fuckin memehole neptar


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*wwalks into thread*

*takes a greasy shit on fuckin evverybody*


i forgot to take off my pants

ivve nevver been so embarrassed

*wwaddles out a room*

*slips on the shit leakin down my leg*

this is the wworst birthday evver


has someone made a loss edit of khan and his gf yet


Remember Homestuck General

There Is No Legal Age In International Waters



you will see the error of your words



and suddenly sako develops an interest in boats, too


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paying two cute japanese schoolgirls to make out in front of me


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whats the bingbing status lads


i kind of want to move to arizona or nevada

wonk how dry is the air down there


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here's one of my old favorites i haven't had an excuse to post in a while



the bingbing status is wahoo





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a fusion of rose / roxy / dirk / dave, whose name is rodeo desire!



kinda looks like jay bauman



>wonk how dry is the air down there

pretty damn

it's real nice



i'd fuck it


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my nose bleeds real bad in dry air


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this picture but instead of wonk its a minion


remember ebaumsworld?





whoops thought that was a mexican from the thumbnail, got it confused with another A Wyatt Man picture

you're not a Jewish Overlord, James, I apologize





my first thought is that you'd eventually get better, but I really don't know


he stole it all and stuck it upon

ebaums world dot com






i kind of want to move there anyway because of how little cars rust but i dont know



remememembmer'stve numa numa?



dog has a loose tooth she's freaking out about

i think its a baby tooth but worried it is not



dry air

no snow

no salt on the roads

it is conducive to cars rusting far less than they do in the midwest


what are cool ways to tell a girl you like vore



oh yeah, it's fucking great for people who like cars, basically no environmental problems whatsoever, besides some heat and cold



do dogs even lose teeth



you dont have a car







amazing observation


ok ruta

u can chill out


shitto fuck off with this gay spam

sakos not a rapist just a hebephile


im gonna move so my imaginary car doesnt rust


i forgot i wordfiltered rape

is he still going lol


man up grant



if i can afford to move there it would stand to reason i could probably afford a car there

this is a possible plan for the future you tardbucket, go have your wrangler jerk you off so you calm down


*using the voice*

stop the rape


Does anyone have the horrifying chatlog of zwid halfheartedly sexting some guy and the guy is saying he has a cute dick



think about getting a job first


the only thing cute about zwid's gross dick is that it has roughly as much fuzz as a puppy



please have your mommy teach you how to read before you make posts on line



haha holy shit, I just realized that roy moore and sako use the same defense: she was 14



get a job


why does wonk think i find actual 14 year olds sexy



das epic



Tbh 16 when you're 31 is prolly worse than 14 when you're 20 or whatever age sako is



i didn't say that, but what I said was true


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it makes it OK just because there's something worse?


if...would stand to reason...probably


>spam <boy i'll waterboard you with pussy this is torture

>get banned

>shitto spams rape for over an hour

>doesnt get banned at al

epic double standard


>why does wonk....find....4 year olds sexy



maybe grant has a lepic soft spot for shitto



its okay because i have no intention or desire to diddle a real 14 year old



ruta is fragile and needs help


Little mouse.......





enabling isn't help




shitto is id, moody was superego

with no superego, id runs wild


grant likes to let people freak out and then act supportive for those good boy points >:)




i dont know how i could help



what do you think shark gives him for them



the slightest whisper of breath on his balls



she lets him rest his head on her lap



you can't, what do you expect to be able to accomplish for his mental health as the moderator of the forum that he posts on?



grant: oh dear are you okay my sweet child are you drinking enough water uwu



goldfish crackers



banning him wont improve his mental state



some times even a little bit helps....



goddamn that's lewd




but you're not doing anything



yeah cause i dont know what to do



ban him for an hour or something, this is obnoxious


what's your issue, ruta? why are you doing this?


what do we call this brand of shitto



does he still draw art? i might look into that



i mean

it's not really annoying its just kind oflike

im sittin here like, kind of sad for you



maintaining a double standard where he's allowed to do things other people aren't is the opposite of helping

if that's really what you're doing, I don't know, I'm not sure what your threshold of bannable offemse is


>on top of the Fast Threads list

cool where the retarded crossies at


<boy i'll waterboard you with pussy this is torture


Drink the chocolate milk shitto


Slurp the first

Thy future is dairy


<boy i'll waterboard you with pussy this is torture


i wish 8chan had an option to like

just disable posting for 10 minutes



its called banning



uuh fuck you zwid





no but like


give us all time to get up, walk around a bit stretch the legs

get a drink




lock the board for ten minutes



oh my god thats it

thats what the healing potion should be for the game

i finally found it


Dont freeze the broth



no there's no fast option to do that that i can see

id have to lock every thread, disable new thread making



Just give him a 24hr



VERY epic


*wwalks into thread*


*wwalks outty*


personally i'd rather have this shitto spam for literally ever than ever see another sako post about beating or raping women or children


*wwalks into thread again*

sorry forgot my wwallet

*wwalks out*


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listen here shitto

someone once sacrificed everything for you

threw themselves into the devil's maw just to pull you out

do you think this behavior honors their memory


<boy i'll waterboard you with pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture





>the pussy




it’s the pussy


whos pussy is the pussy


<you go slightly crosseyed sometimes and then I wanna like rape you dude


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


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<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


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i wonder if wonk is projecting his unhealthy inability to distinguish between reality and fiction on to me


<you go slightly crosseyed sometimes and then I wanna like rape you dude






what did you chuds do today



walk to a restaurant to have a tendie sandwich

thats about it



went to the food bank

paid off my 40,000 bell debt to Tom Nook (all in one day!)

made rice, ground chicken, and gravy in the cast iron pan I've had under my sink for almost a year




went to go to the bathroom and saw that there was a group of 33 people and despaired

read spoilers in bathroom and was made happy

nothing really


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<you go slightly crosseyed sometimes and then I wanna like rape you dude



i was thinking of this earlier


true patricians that want to see Nanachi's big, fat, throbbing red rocket take off and slay some puss


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture



<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<you go slightly crosseyed sometimes and then I wanna like rape you dude


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


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i really hate this image



>tfw lost my caliborn shirt.


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wasn't there one dude in hsg who had like a rich famous dad or something?


grant do you still play dbz mobage

there was a giant scandal around it



its stupid furry pedophile stuff


B's dad was a movie extra or some stupid shit



how rich and famous was he


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i mean the author is most likely a furry and a pedo

his manga's pretty good though



hasnt he done real child sex porn manga before

or am i thinking of another guy who had a shitty flavor of the month






i think the mangaka for girls last tour did a lewd thing with flandre


he was one of the secondary characters on the walking dead iirc




also it's only like, 2 hours old i havent read up yet



what scandal



gacha rates were heavily skewed depending on how much money you had put into the game, with some whales being barred from chase cards in an attempt to get them to spend more without noticing


time to jerk off to rape again


apparently they got datamined to be doing the same shit with the one piece game a while back



doesn't that legally fall under uh, what's the term for when players/coaches bet on the other team and then throw the game?

or would it not, because "gacha isn't gambling" but it totally is



it's legally fine, i think

i think the only countries that really bother to regulate this stuff are china and japan, and i think gacha games are legally different from what the laws are based on

or something, i dont know this is all like, 5th person information and shit



it's completely legal, i think

what's not legal (maybe?) is stating the ""normal"" gacha rates and not mentioning that it skews depending on how much money you put in


it's still not like, confirmed i think

and if it's true it only effects paypigs

but its still very jewish


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power level rankings:





<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


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zomg this is fucking epic!!!!!!!!!!!!


anyone who wears a baseball cap backwards after the age of 13 deserves to be killed



fred ddurst/.??



this post reads: uhyhuhhhhhhhh durrrr i am a uhhhhhhhhhh a retard lol


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


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he is epicman


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


i found this weird channel that's like 50% clickbait compilations of other people's content and 50% really good original content


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post your 3x3, hsg.






i've never understood these

is it just 9 games you like or is there some kind of pattern


>fire emblem fates on your top 9 favorite games




top 9 favorite games



like, in order from top left to bottom right

or in no particular order



conquest was good



i did mine in no order


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post this instead


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outdated but im not updating it again





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porygon: worst poke?



while i do like porygon i had no real strong affection for them

the usage of the name comes from the hangout i had before HSG, where for like a week or two people changed their name to their favorite gen 1 pokemon and i never really had a strong gen 1 fave but i liked porygon so i chose that

i might have changed back but it was a nice avatar change, since at the time i had a really shitty one


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture



sponge post your 3x3


pikmin 2, kingdom hearts 1+2, minecraft

zelda: windwaker, paper mario: ttyd, half-life 2

kirby superstar ultra, smash bros brawl, twin peaks, Illuminatus!


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>smash bros brawl



are you a melee fag, clet




>They put Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, and Star Fox 64 on 3DS

>But not Smash


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Even if I wasn't 64 and Smash Wii U are both much better than Brawl



it is epic game


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


<boy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture


but whoms pussy is the pussy

or is it a general pussy


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Epic utilitarianism


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sat on my ass, went to class, went to a mediocre farm-table dinner with friends

a woman was asking us if we knew any cute single guys for her 31 year old cute jewish lawyer friend who was also there

specifically they asked if i was single

i said i was focusing on school and not relationships and also i was probably too young for her

but she was very cute




>wonk turned down the jewpuss


<goy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is torture



im not happy about it but circumstances were not right

thats the dream though

to marry a rich successful jewish lawyer and be a kept husband



just like grant



you fucked up big time



<goy i'll waterboard you with the pussy this is shoah




it's not a bad plan right

ive got more options though cuz it could be a man, i'd be okay with that


ideally we'd be polya too

unideally we'd just cheat on each other and then i'd take the house in the divorce



i really am focusing on education right now



I'm focusing on, you know, not resorting to literally robbing people to pay rent


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>ideally we'd be polya


wwhat an awwful thread


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woah okay rev way to get really serious all of a sudden


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im sorry

i have no explanation for how i am





ideally my giant goth gf would kill me by voring me


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it's not like anyone here besides arguably grant can mock me for weird intimacy issues


rev where the fuck do you get this stuff, why do you save it, why do you post it here


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won't work



start panhandling


ceo and partial founder of 23andme is sister of youtube's ceo




>xlr saved wonk's life for this



weird shortstack

inappropriate use of dragon

absolutely not




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cute famethyst


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rosevris: good shit

imagine an au where they're serial killers together


i want a big and kind of smelly gf


wonk: complains that sako is going to be a serial killer because he jacks off to torturing fictional girls

also wonk: talks about how cool it would be for fictional girls to be serial killers


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i wonder who commissioned this........


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i didn't say how cool it would be, i just said imagine it

it's the plot of the story i posted earlier

it's good and spooky and character-explorey



>For Our Home World and All other Dimensions, Realities and Worlds; All Of Us! Dance! Dance! Dance!!!



haven't you just been posting rape fics


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i want to cocona cocona's coconas



no, i haven't

one of them had content warnings for rape because rose's backstory is that she was raised by doc scratch when she was 13


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also there is a brief attempted rape

it's not a happy story but it's not rape porn

it's not porn at all


*calls wonk's manager at starbucks that he jerks off to child rape*



Called it

Sony dropped that "stability update" almost immediately when the news about that exploit hit


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i've never really cared about kevin spacey but he looks generically evil and has for years


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my epicxepic


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nice to see hussie going back to his roots



you've seen this blog right


they're apparently even gonna draw hnk porn



holy shit


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truly a masterpiece


>dave makes a comic about sucking a dog's dick

what does it mean


>nuhuss even makes hella jeff gay (for dogs)

will he ever stop



now we know what troll bulge looks like


ipgd ghostwrote that one probably



i didnt realize the fucking nuhuss face goddamn



I have seen it but I'm not sako in case that's who you meant to reply to



i mean kind of, but it's just good art anyway


>self inserting into sbahj too


is ipgd jewish?


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cursed image


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thread theme



yeah it's a nice style


I've had remove kebab stuck on my head for 20 minutes now


get cwc to sing ocean



last week i had robot hell stuck in my head so badly that it became tortorous

thank fuck i had my phone so i could just get something else in my head, moonstter worked


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i had this in my head today about the same amount, but it didn't become obnoxious for me


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Use Spike to grab Splinter Twin, and cast it on your Slaying Mantis.

Then, since you can use anything to represent a token, pick up your chair and throw it at your opponent's cards.


I'm not sure if you can use yourself as a token, but if so you can elbow drop the cards yourself


goo night hsg


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probably inaccurate




>not sako



man I'm handsome



this >>1053135

not to mention cletus is also pretty libertarian


>2d political spectrum


wonk should be in the commie spot


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pass the eggs bro




>probably inaccurate


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when i see another anime 14 year old



Dave/Jade confirmed


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this but instead of toothbrush its my penis


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>PS3 update 4.82 is out

>Can't sync trophies without updating

guess I'm 100% offline until either confirmation or denial of the ABILITY to get CFW on this model is made public

so sometime around august next year


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*eats out one million asses at once*


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when you take a shit do you have to strap yourself down so you don't rocket off the seat?



would you drink the spit from this bucket for a million dollars hsg



fuck yeah my dude its a million dollars



what about a thousand dollars






that's not enough to cover the treatment costs for cooties


>a shitty SB&HJ comic

i cant believe this

i dont want to believe this



theres been other shitty sbahj comics


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give yoshi new thread now


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