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File: a91038f579ceadd⋯.jpg (94.88 KB, 1024x743, 1024:743, 1476107166234.jpg)

 No.1071910

 No.1071915

I WAS GOING TO POST A YUKARI JUSTON ITS OWN BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

WHY

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT


 No.1071916

>have to pee

>empty bottle is right there

is it that hard to comprehend


 No.1071917

>pissing in your room

>going to the bathroom to jack it

do you wear shoes on your hands too motherfucker??


 No.1071918

>>1071916

YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM AFTER THE FACT ANYWAY


 No.1071919

File: d79a168f9f44cbb⋯.png (240.67 KB, 787x447, 787:447, 1512587031257.png)

literally based on shitty memes


 No.1071920

IF YOU WERE GOING TO THE BATHROOM ANYWAY WHY WOULDN'T YOU PISS IN THE TOILET


 No.1071921

*replaces ur personality with an obnoxious lust for anime girls*

hehe :3c


 No.1071922

>>1071884

John and Jade were on the ship when they got the Gift of Gab merit badges

aka Hussie realized that utilizing chumhandles/digital communication was pointless for characters who were literally standing right next to one another


 No.1071923

i like how gunny gets upset about other people's unhygienic acts but thinks his are completely fine lol


 No.1071924

>>1071919

not clicking, tell me what memes they are though


 No.1071925

>>1071923

you FUCKING PISSED IN YOUR ROOM


 No.1071926

>>1071919

doesn't someone on here have sausage boy's sign


 No.1071927

*replaces ur personality with an obnoxious lust for validation and hrt pills*

hoho >:3c


 No.1071928

>>1071919

what shitty meme was there with hot dogs

also i don't really think "cowgirl" is inherently tied to that meme


 No.1071929

>>1071923

i was just about to say this lol


 No.1071931

>>1071917

i jerked off in my room

i went to the bathroom to wash the lotion off my hands and dick

>>1071918

>>1071920

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER 20-30 MINUTES BEFORE I HAD TO USE IT SINCE I WAS MASTURBATING


 No.1071932

>>1071927

literally kills you


 No.1071933

>>1071925

I'm not the one who pissed in a bottle sock.

I'm also not the one who spit on the floor or has disgusting mouth rocks.


 No.1071934

PISSED

IN

YOUR

ROOM

YOU URINATED IN YOUR ROOM

YOU TOOK YOUR DICK OUT AND PISSED IN A FUCKING BOTTLE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE BATHROOM

YOU PISSED

PEE

URINE


 No.1071935

its my fucking room, i can do whatever the fuck i want in it gunlad


 No.1071936

>>1071919

love em


 No.1071937

File: 6fdf80638e71551⋯.jpg (64.59 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 6fd.jpg)

>>1071928

>>1071924

dancing hot dog and animals wearing cowboy hat saying "what in tarnation"


 No.1071938

sako shut the fuck up seriously

you of all people are the very last person to complain about people's hygiene


 No.1071939

hey

at least he pissed in a bottle and not on the floor


 No.1071940

>>1071937

oh, so shitty normie memes


 No.1071941

>>1071931

>i went to the bathroom to wash the lotion off my hands and dick

oh wow you trekked all the way to the bathroom just to wash your hands? why not just scrape them on your carpet you fucking degenerate


 No.1071942

>>1071938

ITS FUCKING PISS BEN


 No.1071943

Worship The Ruinous Powers Of Kanaya Domination Homestuck General

Or Its Off To The Shadow Realm With You


 No.1071944

>>1071937

yea i get the "what in tarnation" thing but "cowgirl" is a pretty common trope and doesn't mean it was tied to that meme

also wasn't the hot dog meme short lived


 No.1071945

you intimidated yet little bitch boy


 No.1071946

Be One With Kanaya


 No.1071947

>>1071942

ITS FUCKING SPITTING SAKO


 No.1071948

>>1071943

ruin my mind later kanaya, we're complaining about piss


 No.1071949

>>1071947

PISSING IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM IS WAY WORSE THAN JUST SPITTING A COUPLE TIMES


 No.1071950

everytime ben says the world meme i lose an hour off my life


 No.1071951

>>1071949

did you spit in a bottle


 No.1071952

Melt Into The Loving Embrace Of Kanaya Domination


 No.1071953

sako is just virtue-signaling now it's kind of sad


 No.1071954

ITS ALWAYS A SIGN OF A GREAT THREAD WHEN WE'RE CAPSPOSTING WITHIN THE FIRST 50 REPLIES


 No.1071955

File: 6ed0b4d52c0a6b8⋯.jpg (23.49 KB, 303x281, 303:281, 1508564468492.jpg)


 No.1071956

File: 7cc1518c108e524⋯.jpg (18.84 KB, 480x455, 96:91, trope.jpg)


 No.1071957

>>1071940

the tarnation one was good sometimes

>>1071950

i do sometimes overuse it but we are currently talking about things that are definitely memes, albeit ones that were bad


 No.1071958

>>1071934

IT'S

IN

A

BOTTLE

THE PISS IS CONTAINED IN THE BOTTLE WITH A CAP ON IT

yeah i admit it's bad and gross but its not that big of a fucking deal


 No.1071959

protip: the handles' initials never repeat except for the post-scratch kids


 No.1071960

>>1071958

you took a leak in your room and then immediately went to the bathroom


 No.1071961

File: da77912b64b5a3f⋯.png (176.05 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1071959

Yea I know that's why I said I had to make the chart. GACT chart.

This was also one of the ones I liked.


 No.1071962

in sako's meager defense, piss bottles are worse than spitting

>its not that big of a fucking deal

by what metric

you're doing the same thing sako did by pretending it's not that bad you nasty cunt


 No.1071963

>>1071960

you spit on your floor instead of going literally anywhere else


 No.1071964

>>1071960

no sako you're misunderstanding the storyline here

>piss in bottle

>load up porn and start jerking it for 20 minutes

>cum and go to the bathroom to wash myself

there's a time gap between these events


 No.1071965

>>1071963

what makes saliva as bad as fucking smelly nasty dark urine

shut the fuck up ben


 No.1071966

>>1071964

if you had to piss why didn't you just go to the bathroom

that doesnt' fucking make it ANY better


 No.1071967

>>1071962

am i getting the piss anywhere? it's contained, it's clean


 No.1071968

>spitting on your floor

why


 No.1071969

So Long As You Do Not Shit On The Beach And Leave it There You Can Worship Kanaya Without Fear Of Angry Retribution By Ruptured Colon


 No.1071970

GUYS

stop doing gross shit in your room

cum into/clean up with fapkins

piss in toilets, not bottles

don't spit indoors at all, and do it quietly and not in front of people when outdoors

brush your teeth, take a shower, use deodorant

do not store dirty dishes in your room, put them in the sink when you are done with them


 No.1071971

Sealed Piss Technique: Raging Huanglong


 No.1071972

>>1071970

reminder that a clean space is a clean mind, and a cluttered space is a cluttered mind

and don't release bodily fluids in your room or on the floor


 No.1071973

>>1071970

>cum into/clean up with fapkins

i think you misspelled "cum into your hands and then lick it off"

also i spit into my trash can all the time and will try to hack shit up if i can feel something in my throat


 No.1071974

>>1071972

>reminder that a clean space is a clean mind

empty space is an empty mind, brainlet


 No.1071975

spit is going to evaporate rather quickly

but leaving piss in a fucking bottle on your desk is actually subhuman


 No.1071976

sako i'm gonna give you a timeout if you don't shut the fuck up


 No.1071977

Worship The Hygienic Pleasures Of Kanaya


 No.1071978

*opens fridge*

*piss bottles line the shelves*

<TG: i dont see the problem

<TG: its contained

<TG: its clean


 No.1071979

>>1071975

i was gonna FUCKING empty it out sometime after getting back into my room


 No.1071980

don't worry I'm sure he thought it was apple juice


 No.1071981

>>1071974

I didn't say an empty space you moron

>>1071979

maybe the next time you went to the bathroom

oh

wait


 No.1071982

File: f2389c48f989432⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1000x1500, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1071983

>>1071975

>spit is going to evaporate rather quickly

holy fuck if you're going to argue against him pissing in a bottle come up with less shit arguments than this


 No.1071984

>>1071939

The floor is saved for spitting


 No.1071985

"""clean""" mind is bad, jim


 No.1071986

there is absolutely no justification or reasoning for a piss bottle on display in your room


 No.1071987

>>1071981

im sorry i forgot about it jimbo, we're only human


 No.1071988

ben defending piss bottles is fucked but not surprising


 No.1071989

theyre both equally disgusting


 No.1071990

>>1071989

they actually aren't at all


 No.1071991

>>1071988

when the hell did i defend piss bottles


 No.1071992

>>1071899

drink water


 No.1071993

>>1071980

how dark can apple juice get


 No.1071994

clean was the wrong word, I meant to juxtapose it to cluttered, implying that it's neat and orderly and easy to understand

The saying is supposed to mean that if your environment is cluttered and messy, you won't be able to think well


 No.1071995

One Hundred Percent Kanaya

Gain Ten Life

Loose Two Life For Every Creature Under Your Control That Is Not A White Troll Vampire Creature


 No.1071996

piss is nasty but it was in a bottle

spit is also gross but its extra gross because you just did it on the floor of your room


 No.1071997

I have to go piss

I'm going to go downstairs and pee in the toilet, like a normal fucking person


 No.1071998

>>1071993

very

i dont get why you'd say piss is darker than apple juice, because itd have to be pretty fucking dark


 No.1071999

>>1071996

comparing them is meaningless

all that you need to know about either is that they're both inappropriate, and should never be done


 No.1072000

>>1071986

i didnt purposely put it on display jim

it was on the floor next to me when i was jerking it and i was going to empty it out once i remember to

if there were people in the house, i probably wouldnt have done it in the first place


 No.1072001

File: 152a30e855bbf26⋯.png (1004.26 KB, 1011x735, 337:245, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f82cbea1f83d876⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1011x759, 337:253, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1071995

nice segue kanaya


 No.1072002

>>1072000

you shouldn't have done it at all


 No.1072003

>>1072000

see, what you're doing is trying to justify it, and you cannot do that

like i said


 No.1072004

>>1072003

im not justifying it, im explaining the situation


 No.1072005

Jade Harley

She Is a God Human Creature

She Costs Two Colorless Two Blues And Two Greens

She Has Two And Three Strength

She Flies

You Can Pay One Mana To Untap Any Land You Control

You Can Pay Three And Tap Jade Harley To Gain Control Of A Target Land


 No.1072006

>>1071919

I don't know what the hell kinda memes these two are related to

but the cowgirl is pretty cute tbh


 No.1072007

File: afa6eceb3d01c66⋯.png (236.17 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072009

>>1071998

it was in a water bottle with the label torn off which is pretty weird for apple juice to be in

but he didnt look at me weird when i confronted him shortly sfter so maybe it's okay


 No.1072010

oh forgot rarity

plus life gain has always been weird so I didn't know what cmc to make it


 No.1072011

lets just agree to disagree about this


 No.1072012

>>1072011

no ones disagreeing

everyone agrees pissbottles are nasty


 No.1072013

We Can Make A Whole Deck On Kanaya Posting Or Homestuck


 No.1072014

File: f5f51d016232185⋯.png (235.91 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)

4 mana in white seems to give flat gain 10 and this probably isn't that good of a white life gain spell

I'll just make it Orzhov


 No.1072015

>>1072012

i still dont see the need for a whole sperg out over it but im ending it now


 No.1072016

>>1071921

@me next time


 No.1072017

>>1072014

What Is Orzhov

Is It A Card That Does The Same Thing

Are There Troll Vampire Creatures


 No.1072018

Sako was (somewhat) rightfully upset that people sperged over his spitting so now he's taking his opportunity to sperg out at anyone for whatever reason.


 No.1072019

>>1072017

Orzhov is a best


 No.1072020

File: c26736ddb0504b0⋯.png (244.89 KB, 500x544, 125:136, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1072017

Orzhov is the name for the color combination of White and Black

I sometimes forgot what makes up Esper and sometimes Grixis, but I just remember Grixis as "Nicol Bolas"


 No.1072021

File: e9fc5c4143ac999⋯.png (220.02 KB, 640x843, 640:843, IMG_0465.PNG)

davesprite and rose talking is great


 No.1072022

boros forever


 No.1072023

some of you might think i embarrassed myself in the last thread, i just want you to know that that was actually entirely epic


 No.1072024

Normally Blue is my most hated color but my favorite guilds in ravnica are simic and izzet.

Simic makes sense at least because green, but I'm not that much of a fan of either Selesnya or Gruul.

>>1072023

What'd you do eppy boy


 No.1072025

>>1071970

>don't spit indoors at all

that's what the bathroom sink is for


 No.1072026

File: a0e0ef8beab4841⋯.png (308.8 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1ef43b66cdbc2ff⋯.png (288.51 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

Gruul does have Angry Fart and the shota that gives badass but I'm not really that big of a fan.

I really like Temur and to a lesser extent Atarka, and Temur hardly has anything at all that's actually Blue.


 No.1072027

>>1072018

saying that it's okay because it evaporates was hilarious


 No.1072028

>>1072005

Stealing Lands From Other Players Is Something That Can Be Done Right


 No.1072029

>>1072023

?

Everything seemed pretty normal, why


 No.1072030

>>1072028

yea it is

i don't think specifically "steal a land" is used but there's certainly "stel a permanent"


 No.1072031

also by the way God is an actual creature type, if you didn't know

so you're good on that


 No.1072032

>>1072029

>>1072024

i thought the cocksucking talk was a tad gratuitous even for le me. but, in an epic way


 No.1072033

>>1072031

like, God god, or yaldobaoth god?


 No.1072034

cant wait for the shit jug morality argument


 No.1072035

>>1072028

My friend's deck for our casual games is red/blue denial

Counter the spells, Destroy the lands

It's pretty effective


 No.1072036

>>1072034

we're not that high on the /r9k/ scale yet


 No.1072037

File: a7b545003c28d9d⋯.png (298.15 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 731eeaa25294f17⋯.png (313.65 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6de1f6cf511b4da⋯.png (308.52 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c7f9af209c2b629⋯.png (325.52 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 46e8ca6018808a4⋯.png (305.25 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072039

My personal favorite is my rakdos minotaur rushdown deck


 No.1072040

>>1072037

that Scry 1 is so important sometimes


 No.1072041

File: 37eb2f1a52d0d66⋯.png (252.31 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8ddf2f2862df6b2⋯.png (285.01 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a88cba488e971fc⋯.png (256.23 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 95b772fdc87fd5e⋯.png (317.82 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2c57128f3d4c725⋯.png (300.51 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

The Theros Gods are you standard Greek pantheon

The Amonkhet Gods seemed to be more just like "incredibly powerful giants", which is like 50% of what the Theros gods were anyway, except without the mysticism and shits.


 No.1072042


 No.1072043

>>1072034

better or worse than vriska morality argument


 No.1072044

we'll hit peak degeneracy once we have someone literally shit on their desk


 No.1072045

File: e300398b17d18af⋯.png (231.71 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)

Both abilities are ridiculously busted so I know there's no real point to it but I couldn't just let (1): Untap land go through


 No.1072046

>>1072043

>shit jug

>vriska

same thing


 No.1072047

who should i pay to draw my fursona


 No.1072048

>>1072047

hussie


 No.1072049

File: 13f731aa59311d5⋯.gif (1.16 MB, 400x301, 400:301, E1354FEB-474C-4E90-96BB-2E….gif)


 No.1072050

File: 195ef36f4cc441c⋯.png (231.95 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)

actually I like this typeline better

more accurate


 No.1072051


 No.1072052


 No.1072053

>>1072047

modeseven


 No.1072054


 No.1072055

i would love to see how chaz or modeseven would draw her

witnesstheabsurd too


 No.1072056

File: ebe8d8af1fb10d7⋯.png (199.64 KB, 482x372, 241:186, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072057

File: 0463f047b3873ef⋯.png (210.75 KB, 700x701, 700:701, yaldabaoth beckons.png)


 No.1072058

what should i order on my pizza


 No.1072059


 No.1072060

>>1072058

pepperoni and bacon


 No.1072061

>>1072058

ask for their prettiest pizza girl to spit on it


 No.1072062

>>1072061

he's not sako


 No.1072063

>>1072058

Pineapple


 No.1072064

100% that man did not piss in a bottle and leave it next to his laptop open to porn with lotion and tissues next to it

it is such an obvious fakepost


 No.1072065

>getting over it released

nice.


 No.1072066


 No.1072067

File: fb61c5462ead6cf⋯.png (949.23 KB, 1000x1250, 4:5, 1385183869118.png)

Moth Kanaya

One Green Two Whites

White Insect Troll Creature

Two And Two Strength

Moth Kanaya Flies

Forest Walk


 No.1072068

you think terezi ever peed in dave’s mouth?


 No.1072069

im so mad at chrome


 No.1072070

>>1072064

i bet its real


 No.1072071

>>1072056

I Have Seen Her Before

Why Is She Always Making That Face

Is She Always Apologizing For Her Own Clumsiness


 No.1072072

File: 3161ee4701cc682⋯.png (308.8 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)

gotta get those french vanilla bears


 No.1072073

>>1072068

do you really have to ask


 No.1072074

File: 5fd40d8d8f2946e⋯.png (270.05 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

3 mana bears are solely an artifact thing it seems

a whole lot of them

nothing colored, though

Like, 60 of them

it's a lot


 No.1072075

was dave consenting though?


 No.1072076

File: c6a61ea6072330d⋯.gif (58.78 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1386365830453.gif)

Suddenly Kanaya

Six Whites One Black

Suddenly Kanaya Cannot Be Countered

The Next Permanent You Play Has No Cost And Cannot Be Countered


 No.1072077

>>1072071

hell if I know

why does the tiny one have a giant forehead


 No.1072078

File: 95ccdcc679d6eb5⋯.png (213.5 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)

proper syntax is for chumps


 No.1072079

i think i might have an mtgcardsmith account i wonder if i should save these shits


 No.1072080

File: 301017b35981c17⋯.png (292.19 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

Fist of Kanaya

You may pay {W}{W}{W}{B}{B} rather than pay the mana cost for spells that you cast.


 No.1072081

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1072082

File: 12f63a24751e604⋯.jpg (740.66 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, suzushiro (suzushiro333)_g….jpg)

i love my gf


 No.1072083

>>1072081

Mohammed dlc when


 No.1072084

>>1072064

i would have taken a picture of the pissbottle but i already threw it in the woods


 No.1072085

File: 1332f1459a981e0⋯.png (1012.4 KB, 1024x681, 1024:681, ClipboardImage.png)

H3Y D4V3, W4NT SOM3 JU1C3?

>:]


 No.1072086

>>1072064

you're just in denial


 No.1072087

>>1072084

>>1072086

dont try to convince me

i literally will not believe it

its the lowest effort fakepost bullshit and i know exactly who posted it without even checking


 No.1072088

File: 59f4c5ee957cdf1⋯.gif (187.47 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1422449518946.gif)

Time For Kanaya

Two Blacks

Tap A Troll Vampire Creature You Control When You Play Time For Kanaya

Destroy Target Creature That Does Not Have Kanaya In The Name


 No.1072089

grant curled up in the corner, rocking back and forth, mumbling to himself about fakeposts


 No.1072090

File: 514bd16f155ef4e⋯.jpg (508.01 KB, 1280x1328, 80:83, kanaya's mandibles.jpg)

File: dfd0f93bde4ffe5⋯.png (449.07 KB, 720x990, 8:11, kanaya's really light.png)


 No.1072091

the Fake Posters are among us


 No.1072092

>>1072075

probably at least a third of the time, but maybe because he was resigned to it at that point


 No.1072093

>>1072085

epic post


 No.1072094

File: 38e1a9c4ec86b08⋯.jpg (2.55 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20171206_151008.jpg)

File: 4afd85c4a3e08e1⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20171206_151028.jpg)

File: 7df05a3ed73614e⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20171206_151039.jpg)

>>1072087

i will not be called a liar


 No.1072095

File: 0a8e9f4bafaef11⋯.jpeg (33.08 KB, 400x507, 400:507, 0a8e9f4bafaef113282383bb1….jpeg)

#gothim


 No.1072096

File: 24ddc1993fd89a0⋯.png (291.12 KB, 794x719, 794:719, 1385415134688.png)

Kanaya Is The Light

Four Whites

For Every White Troll Vampire Creature With Desert Walk That You Control This Card Generates One White Mana

Draw A Card


 No.1072097

File: 8fa8f5304a74ae7⋯.jpg (41.74 KB, 468x423, 52:47, 1494086954353.jpg)

>Your order does not currently meet the minimum delivery amount of $13.00 for this store


 No.1072098


 No.1072099

File: 071da3db0f0098d⋯.png (214.97 KB, 975x695, 195:139, 1385812661064.png)

Be One With Kanaya

Four Colourless Two whites Two Reds

Destroy All Creatures In Play

For Each Creature Card Destroyed By This Card Each Player Gains A White Troll Vampire Creature Token With Two And Three Strength And Desert Walk


 No.1072100

>try to add a side

>it's more than the fucking pizza

dominos what the fuck


 No.1072101

A Kanaya Deck Should Focus On Turning Creatures Into Kanayas Under Your Control Or Destroying Them To Generate Tokens Of Kanaya


 No.1072102

>friend texts me mockingly asks me if i want anything for christmas

>last time we talked was a month ago and the last thing said was me telling him i dont think this relationship is gonna work out

how do i flat out say "i dont want to be your friend anymore" without doing exactly that


 No.1072103

>>1072102

Grow A Spine


 No.1072104

File: 4073e8c7cd2674f⋯.jpeg (51.4 KB, 585x564, 195:188, B0006AF6-3D21-4EBF-B6F1-1….jpeg)

>>1072102

send him this


 No.1072105

>>1072102

is he actually mocking you or is it some epic self deprecating complex


 No.1072106

>>1072100

get pizza hut instead


 No.1072107


 No.1072108

[palpatine voice] do it


 No.1072109

>>1072102

> i dont think this relationship is gonna work out

gay


 No.1072110

File: 390683210d8a8c2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 352.92 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 979CCE7C-AD70-4D1A-A4BE-6A….png)

why my mom is like this


 No.1072111

>>1072110

why are you posting your moms texts on hsg


 No.1072112

>>1072110

my friend's mom was pretty unbearable

she capslock yells at trump tweets as if she's talking to the guy all day

its pretty weird and im glad i got rid of all social media and now just have a lurking account for twitter


 No.1072113

>>1072110

>murdoch's house is burning down

epic. hope he was in it.


 No.1072114

File: 81ab6d937c567b7⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20171206_155839.jpg)

pineapple on pizza isnt half bad


 No.1072115

File: 084eed7f7222767⋯.jpg (88.52 KB, 643x244, 643:244, 1512549849586.jpg)


 No.1072116

my mom is epic actually i like her texts

and i have her epic genetics to thank for my nice ass


 No.1072117

in my epicly humble opinion

the GOAT pizza of the ages is a white pizza with olives, onions, and jalapenos


 No.1072118

GOAT pizza of this epic epoch is the podesta-clinton spirit cooked hotdog pizzagate satanist pedophile kid pizza


 No.1072119

available now in the Pizza Tunnel

come one come all


 No.1072120

File: ff79cb00e6c6ea1⋯.png (310.97 KB, 400x400, 1:1, AD9044FA-AB77-43B6-B6F7-75….png)


 No.1072121

>>1072118

i didn't like podesta's sauce as much as everyone else seems to


 No.1072122

goats cheese on pizza is actually really good


 No.1072123

File: 4f24e16f5fc8dd5⋯.jpeg (28.29 KB, 236x333, 236:333, D335C1AB-5FF8-4A1E-BDFD-B….jpeg)


 No.1072124

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

poasting this epic song again


 No.1072125

I wanna suck Baphomet's tiddy


 No.1072126

sponge is your mom cute


 No.1072127

>>1072126

she’s cute and pretty and hot kind of like i am but also a little leathery because she used to tan too much


 No.1072128

sponge did you just imply you find your moms ass hot...


 No.1072129

>>1072127

put her face


 No.1072130

is your mom seeing someone


 No.1072131

>>1072128

we can’t have any of that talk here, can we, cousinfucker


 No.1072132

if not, give her my phone number


 No.1072133

>>1072131

Are you gonna kill your dad for the wrinkly middle aged mommy gf


 No.1072134

File: 84047b4167915f5⋯.jpeg (130.23 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 9AC85715-8B48-4CBD-9802-C….jpeg)

my epic birther


 No.1072135

>>1072134

who's the lady under your mom


 No.1072136

>>1072135

hello police

id like to report an anonymous man murdering someone


 No.1072137

I Am Your Mommy


 No.1072138

>>1071919

>my sign goes to LMAO HOT DAWGZ SO RANDOM

what the fuck hussie


 No.1072139

>>1072138

its the snapchat hot dog dawg


 No.1072140

>>1072134

that dog has ascended to godhood

doghood


 No.1072141

>>1072139

i dont know what that means

i have never snapchatted


 No.1072142

File: 03ac6fad589552e⋯.jpg (125.27 KB, 711x715, 711:715, Breter.jpg)

>work 12 hour days for two weeks to meet all of the absolutely ridiculous requirements and deadlines for Ops

>the whole time Ops is treating me like shit for every minor mistake

>have everything in place for approval, they've reviewed it and approved it, just need to press a button

>have to harass them for almost 7 hours before one of them will bother to press it, just minutes before the deadline that would have killed the release

>but fuck it, i made it in time, it's done, just have to actually release it tomorrow morning and it's over

>Ops person who is assigned to actually do the release messages me at the end of the day:

>"going under anesthesia tomorrow morning, you need someone else to do ur release"

>logs off

its at 8 am tomorrow


 No.1072143

>>1072141

epic normie meme


 No.1072144

maybe i should play some Bloodborne instead of DQ Builder


 No.1072145

i'm glad i dont have brianon's job


 No.1072146

>>1072145

his name

is breter


 No.1072147

>>1072144

pink pill me on dq builders


 No.1072148

File: 7acd5846712390d⋯.png (265.1 KB, 960x695, 192:139, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1072141

adding this dancing sausage man to snapchat pictures was the hot thing among normsters for a short while

its meme shelf life was so fleeting that the people who profit off memes never even noticed it was ever there


 No.1072149

File: 874ec4fb83a8188⋯.png (591.71 KB, 597x800, 597:800, 1421879557617.png)

The Perfection Of Kanaya


 No.1072150

File: c0f94a97e0c1cb6⋯.jpg (298.76 KB, 1280x867, 1280:867, kanaya's post-workout snac….jpg)

File: 8e7e6eb91e7f59c⋯.jpg (65.62 KB, 423x592, 423:592, super fashionable kanaya.jpg)

File: 2308557ae452a33⋯.jpg (243.47 KB, 1280x1765, 256:353, what a mess, kanaya.jpg)

File: 0f548177bcb3bb7⋯.jpg (269.26 KB, 900x900, 1:1, perfect kanaya portrait.jpg)


 No.1072151

File: afc290a9692e523⋯.png (749.59 KB, 542x836, 271:418, 1386971939374.png)

The Purity Of Kanaya


 No.1072152

the end of kanaya


 No.1072153

File: 4560fd28115111f⋯.png (248.74 KB, 500x623, 500:623, 1474352825819.png)

The Eternity Of Kanaya


 No.1072154

and so the age of kanaya ends

and the age of kan't aya begins


 No.1072155

File: 0f80e287948c4c2⋯.jpg (952.09 KB, 2000x1329, 2000:1329, 1385188177666.jpg)

The Infinity Of Kanaya


 No.1072156

take the pain away, kanaya

i want to feel nothing


 No.1072157

File: 7a7ffc8f542bba9⋯.gif (275.48 KB, 500x421, 500:421, 1385679543732.gif)

>>1072156

Be Filled By The Love Of Kanaya


 No.1072158

File: e88e19814d69f46⋯.png (60.15 KB, 303x279, 101:93, 1445566107283.png)


 No.1072159

>>1072158

me too, aurora

me too


 No.1072160

i think i’m starting to not miss texas girl anymore, at least for now.


 No.1072161

>>1072160

good thing you have a new obsession otherwise you might have come closer to being a normal human being


 No.1072162

>>1072147

minecraft with combat and repetitive missions


 No.1072163

Kanaya when you post things could you specify if they're sorceries or instants


 No.1072164

I think we have enough Kanaya magic cards now


 No.1072165

You Just Activated My Trap Kanaya

Am I Doing This Right


 No.1072166

File: 177980c8128b6f6⋯.png (230.27 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cfcee8df74362bb⋯.png (196.28 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1072164

nonsense


 No.1072167

bitch fag idiot


 No.1072168

File: 00079a01e84a653⋯.png (243.47 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072169

File: cbbea9e0319c727⋯.jpg (35.5 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 1496771530452.jpg)

BREAKING: Bitcoin blasts past $14,000 — less than 24 hours after crossing $12,000 - CNBC


 No.1072170

rolling feels weird in Bloodborne


 No.1072171

>>1072163

Is There A Difference


 No.1072172

>>1072161

yes! two epic obsessions!


 No.1072173

>>1072169

>BREAKING: GPU prices skyrocket yet again as bitcoin miners buy up all available store inventories, only to sell them off in a month when bitcoin falls


 No.1072174

>>1072171

A very large one, instants can be cast at any time, sorceries can only be cast on your turn.


 No.1072175

interstate concealed carry is going to the senate


 No.1072176

>>1072175

can't wait for that to pass and not something non-retarded


 No.1072177

>>1072176

how is it retarded


 No.1072178

your drivers license is valid in every state

why shouldn't your carry license be


 No.1072179

File: bc063a1e8446532⋯.jpg (365.54 KB, 900x1352, 225:338, 1392495257257.jpg)

Amazon Kanaya

Two Whites Three Colourless

Troll Creature

Three And Three Strength

Desert Walk

Trample


 No.1072180

File: ba80d56609b4624⋯.jpg (202.86 KB, 1024x1461, 1024:1461, __kendou_itsuka_boku_no_he….jpg)


 No.1072181

this also includes the Fix NICS bill

which penalizes state agences for not reporting information to the NICS


 No.1072182

*thinksa peri*

yeh thats peri


 No.1072183

File: 9417ea5e50d80ee⋯.jpg (49.22 KB, 622x638, 311:319, peri on skates.jpg)

File: 6dc357d433ebb24⋯.jpg (29.81 KB, 650x380, 65:38, peri.jpg)

File: af8cdaf66e743f1⋯.png (9.28 KB, 251x300, 251:300, hi its me peri.png)

File: 45417189a4dc4c7⋯.png (679.41 KB, 1280x1784, 160:223, 1790005 - ArttMadness Peri….png)

File: ff417b3c80e382e⋯.jpg (643.07 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1935667 - Amethyst Peridot….jpg)


 No.1072184

File: 5e182287b1b6016⋯.jpeg (67.73 KB, 256x249, 256:249, 9EAA4233-A695-439F-B11F-9….jpeg)


 No.1072185

File: 4e3f1c6be0bf867⋯.jpeg (986.21 KB, 3000x2253, 1000:751, 9E0E8250-8528-4B7E-9472-4….jpeg)

oh, yeah, one of my friends got his fursona tattooed on him

btw


 No.1072186

>>1072185

how do you feel about that


 No.1072187

>>1072185

do NOT like this ratto with unnerving gangly person limbs


 No.1072188

>>1072186

i think it’s hilarious and i think he’s going to regret it. but the linework and colors are decent, at least.


 No.1072189

i should get my fursona tattooed on me


 No.1072190

my friend has a battletoads tattoo


 No.1072191

Your Bodies Are My Property

The Only Symbol That You Can Brand In Your Flesh Is Mine


 No.1072192

>>1072189

what's your fursona


 No.1072193

>>1072192

It Is Kanaya

From Now On All Your Fursonas Are Kanaya


 No.1072194

File: 58e6493afde67de⋯.png (303.48 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072195

File: 5b67cd94489f93e⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 109.43 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, CEFFD024-D681-4DF7-BBA5-B….jpeg)


 No.1072196

Sponge is a Shai'Hulud


 No.1072197

File: bf7e7497c6f184c⋯.png (32.37 KB, 539x373, 539:373, 1418784560651.png)

And Another Kanaya

Spell

Three Whites

Play And Another Kanaya After Playing A Troll Vampire Creature

This Card Is Now A Duplicate Of That Creature With The Same Abilities Creature Types Strength And Colours And Enters The Game Tapped Under Your Control


 No.1072198


 No.1072199

god emperor sponge?


 No.1072200

kanaya why do you keep on saying "spell"


 No.1072201

File: 2bb5bf59302ce19⋯.jpg (100.18 KB, 590x1073, 590:1073, 1421902255033.jpg)

The Depravity Of Kanaya


 No.1072202

kanaya why do you keep kanayaing


 No.1072203

>>1072197

>>1072200

I think that's a fair CMC at sorcery speed.


 No.1072204

*Infects You With The Kanaya Virus*


 No.1072205

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tis the season for nuclear winter


 No.1072206

Surprise

I Laced All Your Food With Kanaya


 No.1072207

>get to the store

>check my shopping list

>all it says is “fridge coffee!!!”


 No.1072208

i mean i guess that’s all i really need


 No.1072209

when playing video games:

always go in big

remember to bob and weave

and remember to stay hydrate


 No.1072210

>>1072192

whats yours


 No.1072211

majin buu's absorption ability but with kanaya doing it


 No.1072212

my friend made up fursonas for all of us i. frwshman year

i almsot got a cool tumblr artist to draw his

it was a wolf/bomber plane/glowstick/commodore64 hybrid

i wish i could remember mine


 No.1072213

Feet Vore


 No.1072214

>>1072212

>it was a wolf/bomber plane/glowstick/commodore64 hybrid


 No.1072215

do any of you know of any good books about mechanized infantry tactics and deployment in WW2 besides Panzer Tactics by Wolfgang Schneider


 No.1072216

Kanaya Foot Vore


 No.1072217

>>1072215

try asking sako


 No.1072218

>>1072217

but i am sako....


 No.1072219

its sako


 No.1072220

thats the meme!!!


 No.1072221

I am NOT sako.


 No.1072222

>>1072221

you're rev, which is arguably worse


 No.1072223

>>1072222

rev is just a helpless victim of a world he cannot comprehend


 No.1072224

You Are All Kanaya


 No.1072225

>>1072223

have you considered that perhaps

the world cannot comprehend the rev


 No.1072226

im eri


 No.1072227

>>1072225

that's also true


 No.1072228

File: e541fc01bd23874⋯.png (531.53 KB, 450x764, 225:382, 1385779405146.png)


 No.1072229

im so bored someone play a game w me


 No.1072230


 No.1072231

File: 4622725fee4350c⋯.jpg (162.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.1072232

>>1072231

nice id fag


 No.1072233

some people get jealous but its unique to me and no one else can have it so sometimes life is unfair and u lose


 No.1072234

>>1072229

showdown???????


 No.1072235

>>1072214

it was a joke


 No.1072236

File: 36b5a6df9ca69df⋯.jpg (130.28 KB, 640x383, 640:383, MONS_4013.jpg)

4013 is close enough, right?


 No.1072237

i have been pooping for 7 hours straight


 No.1072238

File: 88d5c4ca823e41c⋯.mp4 (14.75 MB, 640x360, 16:9, tumblr_onh6gt28Wl1toadcy.mp4)


 No.1072239

>>1072238

i want a cat


 No.1072240

name a good homestuck ot3


 No.1072241

>>1072240

John/John/John


 No.1072242

File: 4bdaefd3b1f4201⋯.jpeg (260.48 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 7A3D6E6B-77D8-4D0A-96FE-B….jpeg)

look how epic and festive


 No.1072243

>>1072240

Vriska<3John<3<Terezi


 No.1072244

hey guys

https://m.soundcloud.com/girlsrituals/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-you

most epic and festive christmas music


 No.1072245

>>1072240

dave/rose/roxy


 No.1072246


 No.1072247

seriously that has such an intense and epic energy to it

so epic. so so so epic


 No.1072248

didn't click it


 No.1072249

>>1072247

not clicking


 No.1072250

>>1072240

there are barely any ot2s that would result in healthy relationships


 No.1072251

>>1072249

click it


 No.1072252


 No.1072253

>>1072251

no bitch


 No.1072254


 No.1072255

>>1072244

this actually makes me sad


 No.1072256

>>1072250

i didnt say healthy


 No.1072257

>>1072244

this is fucking post-music dude

not even in a good way


 No.1072258

sponge, I would rather listen to the glee version of that song than her version


 No.1072259

why would you assume james dambro from las vegas, nevada would mean healthy when he says good relationships


 No.1072260

>>1072259

you mean James Dambro of las vegas nevada who cried and had a suicide attempt over homestuck general? That same James Dambro?


 No.1072261

File: d6311e073fdafcb⋯.png (326.91 KB, 630x582, 105:97, IMG_1644.PNG)


 No.1072262

File: 43bee3ec404f07c⋯.png (22 KB, 873x1165, 873:1165, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072263

to clarify I wasn't asking so we could have a fun riveting homestuck discussion

I was asking because I want to read fanfiction, and needed good ideas for what kind


 No.1072264

>>1072263

heres a good idea

dont read fanfiction


 No.1072265

all i want for christmas is Achtung – Panzer! by Heinz Guderian


 No.1072266

>>1072263

read hinamatsuri


 No.1072267

>>1072264

there's absolutely nothing wrong with fanfiction grant


 No.1072268

jimmy, can i call you jimmy? do u read any manga


 No.1072269

>>1072268

i'd rather you didn't, I've never felt like that was a good nickname

no one has ever called it to me

I started reading the crystal gems one, but no I usually don't read manga


 No.1072270

>>1072269

you should read more manga


 No.1072271


 No.1072272

My sister's name starts with the same letter as my name

anyone else?


 No.1072273

>>1072255

it’s epic, jimmy...


 No.1072274

>>1072272

nah, my mom always hated matchy bullshit like that


 No.1072275

>>1072257

it’s post-post-music in an epic way


 No.1072276

>>1072273

it's fucking godawful


 No.1072277

wtc manga recommendations from ppl who arent sako ben or rev


 No.1072278

>>1072277

watamote


 No.1072279

>>1072277

whats wrong with the manga i recommend...

ben and rev i get but why me


 No.1072280

I was almost named Cooper, but my grandmother said the kids at school would call me pooper

and bless her she was right

thanks for saving me from hat gran


 No.1072281

>>1072279

you have shit opinions sako


 No.1072282

>new pubg map has motorcycle death bowl and luchador arena

nice

>>1072278

not you either

>>1072279

i want different stuff and most of the stuff you really like i dont really have much interest in reading


 No.1072283

>>1072279

you're a pleb and a retard


 No.1072284

>>1072279

rec me a mango


 No.1072285

>>1072280

and yet your grandma didn't know about "dambro"


 No.1072286

>>1072281

no i dont


 No.1072287

>>1072282

understandable


 No.1072288

>>1072286

yes you do

i don't know what rev has suggested to him but you really have some shit taste


 No.1072289

>>1072285

well there's nothing she couldve done about that

and honestly nobody bullied me for that

the "daaamn, bro" joke got old after a few years but at least it's not mean


 No.1072290

>>1072276

it’s epic. jimmy, i think you just don’t get it


 No.1072291

>>1072288

no i actually dont


 No.1072292

"looing for manga recommendations except not from the 4 people who regularly read manga"


 No.1072293

>>1072290

i dont get it

because it's bad

im happy you enjoy it


 No.1072294

that's not meant to be like "we read a lot so our taste is good" that's "no one else really reads a lot"

or at least anyone vocal


 No.1072295

pooper damn bro


 No.1072296

>>1072284

Cromartie High School

or

Hoshi no Samidare


 No.1072297

>>1072292

i mean

when the usual suspects are giving me shit i either have no interest in, or more commonly, shit i already read

not much i can do about that except reach out and see


 No.1072298

goodnight hsg


 No.1072299

ben, the man best known for consuming copious amounts of absolutely crap isekai WN and LN, criticizing other peoples taste

leol


 No.1072300

>>1072295

you can see how catastrophic that woulda been


 No.1072301

>>1072299

i read lots of garbage isekai mangas

i aint enjoy em, i hate em, but i read a bunch of em


 No.1072302


 No.1072303

ben, the man best known for consuming copious amounts of cum


 No.1072304

whenever anyone mentions isekai you always say how bad the genre is

why would you read multiple if you don't enjoy them


 No.1072305

>>1072302

they show up on the "popular in last 6 hours" column on the manga reader site i use


 No.1072306

>>1072302

the same reason you read posts on hsg


 No.1072307

>>1072305

that doesn't answer my question

if you see the tags and know what it is going to be why do you still read it


 No.1072308

masochism


 No.1072309

File: a063b459428d0c9⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1280x1419, 1280:1419, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e1b5c44870284e8⋯.png (829.63 KB, 1280x677, 1280:677, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 805820c41ba49da⋯.png (403.92 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 296124bb90f011e⋯.png (239.29 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Trollsona Oslute Draata. her pants were supposed to go all the way up her armpits and her top was supposed to be a large clown collar. but the aesthetic wasnt matching whatever artstyle is just rendered.


 No.1072310

File: 10d154e20233d00⋯.png (681.77 KB, 600x1095, 40:73, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1072307

i read a lot of shit that pops up on the popular column, or is recently updated with few chapters

i only categorically will not read man on man fag love, because i am a straight and not a fudge packing cakeboy

its like the otter who hates watermelon, or the /a/ version where its otter reading


 No.1072311

>>1072309

god i love clown trollsonas


 No.1072312

reading nisekoi i mean

i accidentally had the word highlighted when i pasted image


 No.1072313

i also dont read stuff thats like, not interesting looking

isekai i read because it's often very short, sub half an hour of reading, and often very bad in a way i can mock and derive negative ejoyment from


 No.1072314

File: 4d281c4bbcf49cf⋯.jpg (78.66 KB, 500x494, 250:247, Das It Mane.jpg)

>>1072309

not bad


 No.1072315

tiny brain: reading manga

giant glowing brain: reading fantroll biographies


 No.1072316

File: cb7e5688cf84b4b⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1080x789, 360:263, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072317

play nuclear throne with me


 No.1072318

why does sako confuse 'reads' with "thinks is good"

is he as stupid as rev?


 No.1072319

>>1072318

hes impressionable


 No.1072320

>>1072318

its easily understood the imrepssion he got

because generally people want to spend their time doing tstuff they enjoy


 No.1072321

File: 089b1fe7c21413d⋯.png (659.47 KB, 643x799, 643:799, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072322

File: 16928cf5831c9c8⋯.png (3.2 KB, 208x227, 208:227, Homosuck_Eridan.png)


 No.1072323

my oen hand is so cold


 No.1072324

>>1072323

put it in the microwave


 No.1072325

i also feel a little pukey


 No.1072326

File: a1cb445395a3af1⋯.png (23.01 KB, 532x552, 133:138, 1400454468272.png)


 No.1072327

File: 0f0d151616fb547⋯.png (11.64 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072328

File: 08d8be19133a897⋯.png (71.89 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1422670245315.png)

>>1072327

You Only Won Because My Girlfriend Was Sucking My Dick


 No.1072329

File: 243c74315df1033⋯.png (2.87 KB, 147x222, 49:74, Homosuck_Feferi.png)


 No.1072330

who

wants

to

die


 No.1072331

File: 189c669e46d1e8c⋯.jpg (63.56 KB, 550x432, 275:216, 189c669e46d1e8c2f0d3b53013….jpg)


 No.1072332

File: 07cc3a750a3a7cf⋯.png (19.94 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1bab47a794e4378⋯.png (33.87 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072333

eridan rodger


 No.1072334

human eri would undoubtedly be elliot rodger, there's no arguing this


 No.1072335

File: 958411303a4ad1c⋯.png (46.37 KB, 843x836, 843:836, wwe found lovve in a hopel….png)


 No.1072336

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1072337

sako legitimate question

have your anger issues gotten worse over the past month, because you seem much more argumentative and angry than normal


 No.1072338

>>1072185

is this little mouse


 No.1072339

also

buddy

"ben, the man best known for consuming copious amounts of absolutely crap isekai WN and LN'

do you know what my name was on hsg for years before someone made a meme about of me and wes


 No.1072340

>>1072337

they have but im trying to work on them


 No.1072341

you just say some really fucking dumb shit ben, thats all


 No.1072342

Find Peace In The Loving Grace Of Kanaya


 No.1072343

wenley

besjamin


 No.1072344

black ben vs inuit wes


 No.1072345

too much soy in his diet


 No.1072346

your posts give me diarreah


 No.1072347

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

REAL SHIT


 No.1072348

>night before deployment

>literally less than 12 hours away

>the person I have been planning with for 2 weeks to make changes on the other system suddenly says "oh you have the wrong person i'm not doing any of this"

i am beginning to fucking despise my job


 No.1072349

he does it for free


 No.1072350

>>1072348

tell them it's not your fucking problem and watch that cunt get fired


 No.1072351

There is exactly 0 soy in my diet.


 No.1072352

revs diet consists of garbage and soup


 No.1072353

>>1072350

no

i have to fix it

nothing happens to these people if the deployment fails so they don't give a shit, but it's a fucking nightmare for me so i don't get to sleep tonight because some fuckhead went two weeks straight nodding his head at a plan that he should have known 5 minutes in was not his job


 No.1072354

im fuckin pumped


 No.1072355

>>1072353

if nothing happens, why do you care

let it crash and burn, and they'll realize that you're actually kind of important


 No.1072356

>>1072352

rev drinks soup made out of your posts?


 No.1072357

yea let it crash and burn

they 100% wont fire you right :3


 No.1072358

>>1072355

if it fails i will get shit on by all my bosses and all their bosses for fucking up the metrics, will have to coordinate 3 different systems backing out of the deployment and all the resentment that comes with that, and ultimately i will have to do all this shit over again because this change will have to happen

i just can't let it fail. scrambling to fix this shit sucks and might be impossible, but it's infinitely preferable to the change failing.


 No.1072359

>>1072358

tell them it's the other guys fault because it literally is, and he won't be there to defend himself


 No.1072360

File: efa3d9e18d68093⋯.gif (3.01 MB, 294x238, 21:17, chortling chris.gif)


 No.1072361

goddamn good luck dude

sorry those people let you down


 No.1072362

>>1072359

it being his fault isn't the point

he isn't going to have to back all this shit out

he isn't going to have to coordinate this change all over again

it'll be me

and fuck that


 No.1072363

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thread theme


 No.1072364

>>1072362

this is why we need libertarians

so shit like this doesn't happen in the workplace


 No.1072365

>>1072362

keep on cuckin'


 No.1072366

File: 12f94601dc9dfb5⋯.png (168.97 KB, 265x435, 53:87, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1a8a55cd9c73787⋯.png (289.8 KB, 366x584, 183:292, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072367

File: 93cdb05dc2cee08⋯.png (321.48 KB, 516x300, 43:25, ClipboardImage.png)


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 No.1072369

File: cf0215cdb6f24e2⋯.png (672.78 KB, 600x910, 60:91, IMG_0466.PNG)


 No.1072370

File: b09954d47d4a3b7⋯.png (294.44 KB, 620x348, 155:87, ClipboardImage.png)

this one is good too


 No.1072371

bitch


 No.1072372

File: 05112079ebb8c45⋯.png (39.3 KB, 1149x270, 383:90, brilliant-yahoo-answers-qu….PNG)


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 No.1072374

File: 37481f8662b6f23⋯.png (574.49 KB, 984x780, 82:65, AURORABOREALIS.png)


 No.1072375

>>1072374

did you listen???


 No.1072376

Just washed and peeled a purple carrot

it was crunchy lads

I feel healthy


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 No.1072378

all i want for christmas is to not click that link lol


 No.1072379

File: 0d0561ebca36ea3⋯.gif (6.43 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 02036.gif)


 No.1072380

>>1072378

christmas came early then, haha


 No.1072381

File: 468f4f300ccaad6⋯.jpg (128.46 KB, 600x900, 2:3, DPU6qCCVAAEc26f.jpg)

heh


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 No.1072383

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1072384

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1072385

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You all have shit taste


 No.1072386

im notclicking any of that

fuck you all


 No.1072387

File: 8e6a92a055c6f78⋯.png (474.31 KB, 658x932, 329:466, ClipboardImage.png)


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 No.1072389

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 No.1072390

File: c5e5319c253ccb0⋯.png (476.27 KB, 750x554, 375:277, ClipboardImage.png)

hey why is that donkey dressed as a school crossing guaoohh my god no the children!


 No.1072391

hype about the uch update


 No.1072392

hype about grant's big butthole update


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 No.1072394

>>1072393

i dont listen to tranny music, sorry, namaste


 No.1072395

WHOA

what do u have against trans people....


 No.1072396

>>1072394

fuck you transphobe grant


 No.1072397

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Grant's personal taste in music is more like this.


 No.1072398

i have to poop


 No.1072399

>>1072396

he's not an actual transphobe

just pretend


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 No.1072401

>>1072389

THIS is quality


 No.1072402

all you have to do is click!


 No.1072403

transphobe grant vs gay ben


 No.1072404

its bad sponge


 No.1072405

>>1072404

it’s fucking epic


 No.1072406

it's epicly bad


 No.1072407

>>1072405

its fucking garbage


 No.1072408

>>1072407

it’s epic...


 No.1072409

the majority of music is garbage


 No.1072410

the estrogen is rotting your brain


 No.1072411

people don’t know what music with real heart and soul sounds like anymore


 No.1072412

I too like daft punk but played from a speaker in a blender.


 No.1072413

i want to listen to this for like three hours straight


 No.1072414

You shouldn't pretend someone's art is good because you think they're cute


 No.1072415

what is your favorite band sponge.


 No.1072416

>>1072415

epic niggers in a can


 No.1072417

>>1072415

she’s my favorite band.

>>1072414

i fell in love with her music before i discovered she’s one of the most gorgeous people alive.


 No.1072418

wait is this the girl sponge is obsessed with


 No.1072419

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lol Taro is so fucking aspie


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 No.1072421

File: 8ea7ba306e1ffde⋯.gif (550.59 KB, 500x375, 4:3, tenor.gif)

>getting the Play of the Game in competitive mode


 No.1072422

>playing competitive mode


 No.1072423

>>1072418

yes she’s epic


 No.1072424

she’s like the dark souls of music


 No.1072425

File: fc4531859126dfc⋯.png (294.03 KB, 1280x1002, 640:501, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b832f59e7a42f98⋯.png (348.52 KB, 1280x1002, 640:501, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 236fcd9ea9d8b78⋯.png (399.11 KB, 1280x1002, 640:501, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 04e5c6896053ec6⋯.png (490.83 KB, 1280x1002, 640:501, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8e312e92ef00a73⋯.png (490.11 KB, 1280x1002, 640:501, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072426

overrated, but harped on endlessly by autists?


 No.1072427

File: 0a66917282e2ec1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 124.95 KB, 400x339, 400:339, 2F5FAD72-18CC-4769-AF95-73….png)

disgusting content under spoiler


 No.1072428

>>1072426

woah that's uncanny


 No.1072429

File: 9c46d2b6c135e03⋯.jpg (23.78 KB, 600x436, 150:109, nutbutton.jpg)


 No.1072430

>>1072426

actually yeah her music is better than anything like dark souls could ever be


 No.1072431

is it just me or have sponge's posts gotten exponentially worse over the past month or so


 No.1072432

File: fc4531859126dfc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 294.03 KB, 1280x1002, 640:501, 523F4555-9F5A-451A-8BB5-A7….png)


 No.1072433

>>1072431

not just you


 No.1072434

>>1072431

I miss his dedication to variety


 No.1072435

more homestuck characters talking about vore 🅱lease


 No.1072436

>>1072434

i mean

he wasn't really that varied before

but now he just spams links


 No.1072437

its called character development


 No.1072438

File: c704c20f26a7dd3⋯.jpeg (37.46 KB, 540x536, 135:134, 2CC1A1E1-31C9-4152-BEE6-3….jpeg)


 No.1072439

face it sponge, you got absolutely Roast(i)ed


 No.1072440

File: 6e80850ed0eab90⋯.png (1.13 MB, 960x722, 480:361, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e7ade792ce2c0ae⋯.png (1.23 MB, 844x842, 422:421, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072441

>>1072439

like i turned into a roastie? or my thing got played out like roasted bread? or both?


 No.1072442

Medium is the ABSOLUTE lowest you should be willing to go for a steak, you fucking pansy. Caveman posters didn't invent fire so that you could eat raw steak.


 No.1072443

>>1072441

you're old and busted and your shtick is boring now, just like roasteds


 No.1072444

>>1072441

uh huh


 No.1072445

>>1072442

you're a fucking horse, what do you know.


 No.1072446

File: 7986e6fa772a3dc⋯.jpg (26.7 KB, 480x374, 240:187, 0NaMk0R.jpg)

>>1072442

>Medium is the ABSOLUTE lowest you should be willing to go for a steak,


 No.1072447

File: 4e6c150137c9789⋯.jpg (90.88 KB, 570x678, 95:113, 1456368675906.jpg)

>not eating raw charcoal


 No.1072448

i ate raw beef once


 No.1072449

>>1072443

i’m too thirsty and desperate for cute girl gurt and affection to make good posts


 No.1072450

that's honestly the most disgusting thing ive heard in a long time

horsie do you eat grey meat?


 No.1072451

Raw meat is really bad for you unless you raised that cow yourself on pure grass and water and it never left your sight fam


 No.1072452

>>1072451

dont care

it tastes good


 No.1072453

>>1072451

i never said the meat should be raw you dingdong

just real pink, yknow

although tartare is fucking tasty so fuck off

meat is good, don't cook all the flavor out


 No.1072454

>>1072440

i order my steaks well done to piss off uhhhhhhhhhhh white people


 No.1072455

>>1072454

why torture yourself like that

disgusting


 No.1072456

give a horse the chance to eat raw flesh right from the source and it will. don't trust these fuckers


 No.1072457

>>1072454

racist!


 No.1072458

Medium Well is the Patricians choice, how unevolved do you have to be eating under cooked meat


 No.1072459

>>1072457

i hate all indian races equally >:)


 No.1072460

who gives a fuck


 No.1072461

>>1072458

it tastes better you stupid horse


 No.1072462

File: ab11b655a6c3e2f⋯.jpeg (53.13 KB, 640x426, 320:213, C28BE86F-63DD-4474-9C0D-2….jpeg)


 No.1072463

>>1072462

stop posting this faggot


 No.1072464

File: b5efe6496cc2696⋯.png (396.43 KB, 500x488, 125:122, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072465

File: d02a5a88fbb89e7⋯.jpeg (48.06 KB, 640x426, 320:213, 747BE9A4-444C-4284-A670-8….jpeg)


 No.1072466

beef tartare is good


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 No.1072468

how long until sponge becomes trans himself


 No.1072469

File: ecd516c74e97e1e⋯.gif (175.02 KB, 500x375, 4:3, tumblr_inline_oovjdtqg0E1q….gif)

I like medium well, but once in a while when I'm feeling daring I'll go medium.

Never medium rare though tbqh fam


 No.1072470

>>1072468

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh medium well lol


 No.1072471

File: 59279ca42d11e11⋯.png (453.65 KB, 916x1200, 229:300, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072472

Do "games are art" snobs realize that they're devaluing vidya by calling it mere art

Games are made of multiple artforms working together in unison. They're meta-art


 No.1072473

File: 678c8704f25aa12⋯.jpg (74.36 KB, 750x550, 15:11, IMG_0467.JPG)


 No.1072474

yes me still unga bunga at dangerous animal

me no care if it bad, me like how it feel


 No.1072475

>>1072473

>"make"

what did they mean by this


 No.1072476

File: 09c3a43254d2fc4⋯.png (199 KB, 500x500, 1:1, IMG_0468.PNG)


 No.1072477

>>1072473

Disney owns SW now


 No.1072478

*makes hsg straight*


 No.1072479

File: bc93a732875d851⋯.png (427.26 KB, 527x819, 527:819, IMG_0469.PNG)

File: 647606f387f2c2e⋯.png (267.4 KB, 640x483, 640:483, IMG_0470.PNG)


 No.1072480

>>1072479

this is drawn surprisingly well but isn't it about her getting an abortion?


 No.1072481

sponge gimme a pic of you in make up


 No.1072482

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1072483

hERE,,, iT COMES,,,

mY ULTIMATE POWER,

*oMEGASCATS,*


 No.1072484

File: 6d4dfc5dc0cfa18⋯.webm (11.31 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Lil toe nail suck my nuts….webm)


 No.1072485

File: 6bb68ddee34c857⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1200x965, 240:193, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072487

File: 299dd1b3f1b8661⋯.jpg (240.04 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, tumblr_omczk1OX831qdvrdyo1….jpg)

File: 5c59be74936eebf⋯.jpg (203.08 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, tumblr_omczk1OX831qdvrdyo2….jpg)

File: a2659ede7c9cecd⋯.jpg (157.67 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, tumblr_omczk1OX831qdvrdyo3….jpg)


 No.1072488

muh star wars gays :(((


 No.1072489

>>1072471

who is this

why is he saying n00b in [current_year]

why so many retweets


 No.1072490

File: 4b8bc166c858cdf⋯.jpg (167.14 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, tumblr_omczk1OX831qdvrdyo4….jpg)

File: d30e1558b82d43c⋯.jpg (132.05 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, tumblr_omczk1OX831qdvrdyo5….jpg)

File: 0b9b6a6498ec61a⋯.jpg (176.02 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, tumblr_omczk1OX831qdvrdyo6….jpg)


 No.1072491

File: bcfe3ecb84c141a⋯.png (318.18 KB, 596x351, 596:351, 1512616966903.png)

File: 5872e6ddf347fb4⋯.jpg (56.49 KB, 356x354, 178:177, 1512620757724.jpg)

Satsui no Hadō ni Mezameta Yuri


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 No.1072494

>>1072493

this is the second worst thing ive clicked on lately

(first was sponge's soundcloud link)


 No.1072495

>>1072494

I told you holy shit


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 No.1072497

I don't know why I thought taking the skin off a frog would be a more refined technique, rather than just yanking it off and ripping it all over.

>>1072496

Cutting a frog's head in half to prepare it for cooking


 No.1072498

>>1072496

chef cuts live frog's head in half with a knife


 No.1072499

File: 3dffde7ab330bfc⋯.png (589.48 KB, 1333x900, 1333:900, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072500

I mean it sounds like pulling a rubber glove off of a chicken breast.


 No.1072501

>>1072499

this was more of a depressed pepe. It didn't struggle at all, and just seemed to accept what was happening.


 No.1072502

File: 885485e0981a88c⋯.png (617.08 KB, 837x523, 837:523, 1512616687224.png)

we doing it lads


 No.1072503

THE DISMEMBERED LIMBS ARE MOVING AGAIN


 No.1072504

File: 8ef86dfa991734a⋯.png (629.92 KB, 704x1989, 704:1989, 1512623643621.png)


 No.1072505

is neet girl a lesbian now?


 No.1072506


 No.1072507

File: 3cd3954ca408f4f⋯.jpg (100.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1512630685200.jpg)

>we want the Made In Abyss audience


 No.1072508

File: 596c9bf0bf8ada2⋯.png (908.38 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, IMG_2130.PNG)

File: 596c9bf0bf8ada2⋯.png (908.38 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, IMG_2130.PNG)

File: 596c9bf0bf8ada2⋯.png (908.38 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, IMG_2130.PNG)

File: 596c9bf0bf8ada2⋯.png (908.38 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, IMG_2130.PNG)

File: 596c9bf0bf8ada2⋯.png (908.38 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, IMG_2130.PNG)


 No.1072509

beeg tiddy, my frens.........

big tidey


 No.1072510

File: b01b8e3260c1ab1⋯.png (2.52 KB, 181x238, 181:238, Homosuck_Aradia.png)


 No.1072511

Russell (Joel Weiss) is obsessed with farting, and loves to fart any time he can. His girlfriend, Heather (Shannandoah Sorin) despises farts and becomes angry with Russell because all he does is watch television and fart. She tells him that the only time she can feel relaxed is when Russell is out of the house, as she is away from his gas. She thinks that if the television turns into fart jokes, which he also loves, then Russell won't even leave the house. Then one night, the television does become all about farts. This puts Heather to the ultimate test to see if she can get past his problem and love him. In the end, she has become so fed up with farting that she has a nightmare about farting. She wakes up and Russell farts. Heather realizes that there is no point in hating it anymore and decides to love him. The film concludes with both of them farting gleefully.


 No.1072512

>>1072505

she's not a neet you dumb horse


 No.1072513

fake neet boys posing with bags of doritos and mountain dewu


 No.1072514

File: a3351657f24f44d⋯.png (47.06 KB, 296x254, 148:127, ithurts146fjha.png)


 No.1072515

>>1072514

beeg tiddy, my frens.........

big tidey


 No.1072516

>trump: lol i'm moving the israel embassy to jerusalem, and recognizing israel's claim to the area pls don't be mad

>everyone: *is predictably mad because a two state solution can't work if a world superpower is clearly showing favoritism*

>chuck schumer: lol that was my idea!!!!!

i hate the government, everyone!!!!!!!!!!


 No.1072517

File: cdf3a8f9c5033d4⋯.jpg (98.3 KB, 884x1200, 221:300, DQWXGOtUMAArFYK.jpg)

File: d694abb10d6c117⋯.jpg (109.03 KB, 905x1200, 181:240, DQWXHyeVwAEmZMR.jpg)

File: 6db17450a3ba55e⋯.jpg (115.79 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, DQWXJliUEAEnYee.jpg)

AU where the USA isnt Israel's greatest ally


 No.1072518

File: e10f047d3a4ca55⋯.png (4.01 KB, 318x78, 53:13, tumblr_p0kqvkCZg51qjlllao1….png)


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 No.1072520

crash when


 No.1072521

f2p (fuck to play) gaming


 No.1072522

File: f99cf496b3b775b⋯.png (243.65 KB, 570x570, 1:1, 1512647493994.png)

well?


 No.1072523

swear to god one of the bosses in xenoblade chronicles 2 is anime john egbert


 No.1072524

File: 55577f56b29d3f9⋯.jpg (74.56 KB, 610x813, 610:813, 55577f56b29d3f9bd051417634….jpg)


 No.1072525

is the new xenoblade good this time

it looks good, I'm just

really surprised


 No.1072526

>>1072525

it's an extremely crunchy action rpg that's anime as hell. if you like managing several systems at the same time with the promise of more systems appearing on the horizon, this game is for you


 No.1072527

>>1072522

reimu flavored dr pepper


 No.1072528

dr pepper flavored reimu


 No.1072529

File: 510aa38d31a592f⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 570x680, 57:68, 1501173089598.jpg)

>>1072525

>this time


 No.1072530

File: 45d92391b612c6b⋯.jpeg (187.6 KB, 750x735, 50:49, 0770A37E-5530-4B73-9FA9-2….jpeg)


 No.1072531

>>1072517

is this official?


 No.1072532

File: 1bfa253cfd585ef⋯.jpg (230.88 KB, 900x1199, 900:1199, C46seVxUcAA5Hx9.jpg)

>>1072531

"official" as in "made by gamefreak"?

no i think it's just one guy making prototype sculptures with a 3d printer


 No.1072533

how expensive are 3d printers that are this good

cause i wanna get my golosipod on


 No.1072534

File: c674d454632f418⋯.png (1.5 MB, 1043x1920, 1043:1920, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072535

goshujinsamaaaa

asa desu yooo


 No.1072536

>>1072516

>chuck schumer: lol that was my idea!!!!!

okay 1: stfu schumer!!!! never take credit for bad ideas

2: wasnt it a campaign promise?


 No.1072537

>The leader of the Palestinian Islamist group Hamas has called for a new "intifada," or uprising, as protests broke out in Jerusalem, Ramallah and Bethlehem following US President Donald Trump's decision to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.

>Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh said in Gaza on Thursday that Israel's policies supported by the United States "could only be confronted by a renewed intifada against the occupation."

>"This atrocity sparks a new intifada," he said, adding that the announcement had left the peace process "buried forever."

nice

awesome


 No.1072538

File: 223b50538026744⋯.png (121.2 KB, 747x771, 249:257, 1422662360065.png)


 No.1072539

File: db94d4e58b56a05⋯.png (332.3 KB, 640x640, 1:1, IMG_0472.PNG)

“john can hotbox it anywhere”


 No.1072540

>franken's out

good


 No.1072541

Get ready rock and roll with Devil May Cry HD Collection, coming to PC, PS4 and Xbox One on 3/13/18!

nice


 No.1072542

>all these fucking PC ports of PS3 games

couldnt these assholes do this BEFORE i bought a PS3?


 No.1072543

>>1072539

epic and cute


 No.1072544

>>1072537

also epic


 No.1072545

File: 32dccbacd0c1303⋯.jpg (123.05 KB, 910x1196, 35:46, DQcxq-7VoAANowq.jpg)


 No.1072546

>>1072541

oh nice


 No.1072547

>>1072542

ship your PS3 to me, then


 No.1072548

File: 351debc466c8312⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 209.78 KB, 595x870, 119:174, BB14_-_Dan.jpeg)


 No.1072549

>>1072548

It Does Not Work When It Retains The Filename


 No.1072550

>>1072543

it really is isn't it

the "homestuck characters smoking weed' folder grows


 No.1072551

File: 29fe37f95449f4a⋯.png (474.57 KB, 870x1236, 145:206, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f74f9349769c9d1⋯.png (129.7 KB, 523x272, 523:272, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 891b97e0bb571a9⋯.png (281.68 KB, 647x371, 647:371, ClipboardImage.png)

where were you when nemo won the tomokob owl


 No.1072552

File: 8aea914fe23e668⋯.png (7.47 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1417523024229.png)

Here It Is

The Rare And Elusive Kanaya Smoking Weed Picture

The Bidding Starts At One Million Dollars


 No.1072553

how often do you brush your teeth hsg


 No.1072554

john would never use the devil's lettuce


 No.1072555

>>1072553

You Mean You Stop Brushing

You Sicken Me


 No.1072556

>>1072553

at least once a day


 No.1072557

File: 9de863322b4b4b6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 69.27 KB, 669x1004, 669:1004, The_Funeral_Director.jpg)


 No.1072558

>>1072553

twice a day


 No.1072559

File: 4785d586f6b37cf⋯.png (19.22 KB, 545x745, 109:149, tumblr_ozu3zyxUKz1vb3u3yo2….png)

File: f237d8a1841ed00⋯.png (327.9 KB, 1025x1401, 1025:1401, tumblr_ozu3zyxUKz1vb3u3yo1….png)

somewhere along the way "johndirk" became synonymous with "hittin the bong" and i dont know why


 No.1072560

>>1072553

once or twice a month


 No.1072561

>>1072553

once a day but sometimes i forget and skip a day


 No.1072562


 No.1072563

>>1072553

at least twice a day, sometimes more


 No.1072564

File: 22d982db79d6d96⋯.png (714.15 KB, 1280x1811, 1280:1811, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f1854cd069713e6⋯.png (141.29 KB, 1280x725, 256:145, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 562bb24dfabda97⋯.png (139.34 KB, 1280x704, 20:11, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ca174ab73a5711c⋯.png (174.4 KB, 1280x704, 20:11, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072565

File: e2eed7dea497139⋯.gif (613.38 KB, 303x400, 303:400, 1422128599340.gif)

I Brush After A My Bath Every Day And Again After Eating Or Before Going Out

A Smile Is Important In My Line Of Business After All


 No.1072566

>>1072553

every hour


 No.1072567

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1072568

MARBLE RACING


 No.1072569

>>1072553

I keep my stupid gob full of mouthwash all day long I love the fizz


 No.1072570

File: 27c8857e680b28b⋯.jpg (380.94 KB, 3850x2310, 5:3, 13863588130592.jpg)

You Cannot Deny Me


 No.1072571

File: 32abac2289c1a22⋯.png (131.97 KB, 347x343, 347:343, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3b6ac9163f95606⋯.png (85.07 KB, 529x684, 529:684, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1072572

File: 111099bad80a8b4⋯.mp4 (99.65 KB, 374x304, 187:152, SEASON TWO INCOMING.mp4)


 No.1072573

mgs5s trailers are still really good watches


 No.1072574

>>1072573

i really gotta bite the bullet and restart that


 No.1072575

I would like to play Phantom Pain but alas, I do not have it.


 No.1072576

>>1072575

i got tired of it after fucking up the stealth in the first two missions in South Africa


 No.1072577

File: 50c301054dbdade⋯.png (417.72 KB, 627x776, 627:776, ClipboardImage.png)

lol


 No.1072578

Metal Gear CIA V: Phantom Bane


 No.1072579

>>1072575

sucks for you, dude


 No.1072580

>>1072576

>>1072579

I'm sure I'll get it

eventually


 No.1072581

>>1072559

because they project into Dirk "Crippling Depression" Strider and all they want to do is do drugs with a fat nerdy guy


 No.1072582

>>1072581

>all they want to do is do drugs with a fat nerdy guy

works for me


 No.1072583

remember "di stri"

remember "ro lal"

lol


 No.1072584

> This month, Twitch Prime members can receive Pokkén Tournament DX in-game items

leol?


 No.1072585

File: fc6748b2696449c⋯.png (359.98 KB, 1242x886, 621:443, ClipboardImage.png)

huh?

huh?


 No.1072586

>>1072585

huh???


 No.1072587

File: d5a2f862c81c772⋯.jpg (238.73 KB, 810x1200, 27:40, DOxn_-wXkAAvTSA.jpg)


 No.1072588

EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE HELP


 No.1072589

File: 5003a2a1eac0ac4⋯.png (392.13 KB, 707x661, 707:661, fb7ff54b805a9659da57865cb5….png)


 No.1072590

i cant believe domald trunf burned down all those houses...............................


 No.1072591

>>1072585

ん?


 No.1072592

>>1072585

isnt California just constantly on fire


 No.1072593


 No.1072594

>>1072592

that's just trump taking a stand against a famously liberal state...


 No.1072595

>>1072592

>>1072593

>>1072594

yes, because they won't do anything to mitigate the fires.


 No.1072596


 No.1072597

>>1072595

of course they won't (((they))) are under the drumpf's thumb


 No.1072598

File: 314c60b5cf64452⋯.jpg (43.45 KB, 403x440, 403:440, 1419513521488.jpg)


 No.1072599

*sees an black*

ew!!!!!!! yuckers!!!!!!


 No.1072600

File: 611f00499a5aa61⋯.jpg (46.26 KB, 556x450, 278:225, auntieOG.jpg)


 No.1072601

>>1072600

rev is there a reason your brain is hardwired to only find ugly fat women and lolis with massive penises attractive


 No.1072602

>>1072601

deep inner ear infection spread to the brain


 No.1072603

>>1072600

no, not this one either


 No.1072604

>>1072553

somewhere between one and four times a day


 No.1072605

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1072606

*is on fire*

ayo

*has no water*

ayo hol up

*has high rent*

>>1072583

ro lal rings a bell


 No.1072607


 No.1072608

>>1072598

Mugi stop telling lies!


 No.1072609

>>1072605

this is my fucking JAM


 No.1072610

>>1072605

oh this is all of them

i specifically meant the pirate mirror song is my jam


 No.1072611

>>1072610

hell yeah


 No.1072612

i’m using witchhazel that’s been expired for eight years


 No.1072613

File: 56a5531ce543d7b⋯.png (1.17 MB, 940x1280, 47:64, ClipboardImage.png)

I stop lookin at his art for a few months and this happens


 No.1072614

>>1072613

why are you like this


 No.1072615

>>1072612

my mom used to think witch hazel was the cure to everything from cuts to acne to horrible rashes

just put some witch hazel on that bitch and you're golden


 No.1072616

File: 85d4daeaca3f6f9⋯.png (718.83 KB, 898x1400, 449:700, ClipboardImage.png)

ohhh that isn't his art now I understand


 No.1072617

>>1072614

it’s art grant


 No.1072618

John would never smoke a weed


 No.1072619

File: 2afb1ccfb08cf1f⋯.png (74.13 KB, 549x2077, 549:2077, oh gosh dad i'm so sorry.png)


 No.1072620

weed turns people into faggots

look at broken spacebar


 No.1072621

>>1072620

you missed a golden opportunity to @ me


 No.1072622

>>1072620

look at half the hsg posters


 No.1072623

what if i was a faggot long before the weed


 No.1072624

>people post on hsg sober

terrifying if true


 No.1072625

>>1072624

if I could afford to be drunk all the time

I would be


 No.1072626

intoxication is a crutch


 No.1072627

File: 11ee682df4c01a8⋯.png (518.54 KB, 553x800, 553:800, ClipboardImage.png)

and this... is to go even further beyond!


 No.1072628

File: 169fffd6e60c07b⋯.jpg (177.69 KB, 900x693, 100:77, 1494779901324.jpg)

drugs are bad


 No.1072629

im bored


 No.1072630

The ads on snapchat are good because they push the awful featured blogs out of the way


 No.1072631

>>1072553

i used to not do it that frequently but i figured i should do it because it has actual ramifications towards long-term health

i usually do it before i go to bed unless i'm feeling extra Depressed and then i just gargle mouthwash


 No.1072632

File: 48e3fb7434b4c9b⋯.jpg (131.47 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1506539884918.jpg)

daily reminder that i love my gf


 No.1072633

i love my gf more x3


 No.1072634

File: c66327ec787d232⋯.jpeg (16.67 KB, 275x114, 275:114, 6EAF295B-AB7C-41A8-B121-0….jpeg)


 No.1072635

:}

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 No.1072636

File: 935f8b5f21eb4c8⋯.jpeg (50.2 KB, 680x383, 680:383, 31FA3B4D-F83F-43EA-B9F9-7….jpeg)

uhhhhhhhh yeah i love my epic gf


 No.1072637

File: fc21661917fed88⋯.png (397.11 KB, 643x783, 643:783, ClipboardImage.png)

literally within fucking seconds.


 No.1072638

>>1072637

that’s epic


 No.1072639

File: 527299576cfb8ae⋯.png (1.16 MB, 686x1920, 343:960, ClipboardImage.png)

>I might have too many characters


 No.1072640

i’m taking grant and shark to medieval times


 No.1072641

i would bring my gf too but she’s been really busy i think she’s working on a new album


 No.1072642

>>1072638

i legitimately reported the tweet. blue check marks shouldnt be able to spam with bots


 No.1072643

>>1072639

haha, catherine popped bubblegum all over her face!


 No.1072644

>>1072640

i been a few times when i was really young, i doubt she's been i cant imagine they have that place outside of the us

i dont remember it at all though, but i do have a wooden sword i bought. my mom uses it to hang curtains and shit


 No.1072645


 No.1072646


 No.1072648

>>1072639

tag yourself i’m mackenzie


 No.1072649




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