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>have to pee

>empty bottle is right there

is it that hard to comprehend


>pissing in your room

>going to the bathroom to jack it

do you wear shoes on your hands too motherfucker??





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literally based on shitty memes




*replaces ur personality with an obnoxious lust for anime girls*

hehe :3c



John and Jade were on the ship when they got the Gift of Gab merit badges

aka Hussie realized that utilizing chumhandles/digital communication was pointless for characters who were literally standing right next to one another


i like how gunny gets upset about other people's unhygienic acts but thinks his are completely fine lol



not clicking, tell me what memes they are though






doesn't someone on here have sausage boy's sign


*replaces ur personality with an obnoxious lust for validation and hrt pills*

hoho >:3c



what shitty meme was there with hot dogs

also i don't really think "cowgirl" is inherently tied to that meme



i was just about to say this lol



i jerked off in my room

i went to the bathroom to wash the lotion off my hands and dick






literally kills you



I'm not the one who pissed in a bottle sock.

I'm also not the one who spit on the floor or has disgusting mouth rocks.












its my fucking room, i can do whatever the fuck i want in it gunlad



love em


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dancing hot dog and animals wearing cowboy hat saying "what in tarnation"


sako shut the fuck up seriously

you of all people are the very last person to complain about people's hygiene



at least he pissed in a bottle and not on the floor



oh, so shitty normie memes



>i went to the bathroom to wash the lotion off my hands and dick

oh wow you trekked all the way to the bathroom just to wash your hands? why not just scrape them on your carpet you fucking degenerate





Worship The Ruinous Powers Of Kanaya Domination Homestuck General

Or Its Off To The Shadow Realm With You



yea i get the "what in tarnation" thing but "cowgirl" is a pretty common trope and doesn't mean it was tied to that meme

also wasn't the hot dog meme short lived


you intimidated yet little bitch boy


Be One With Kanaya






ruin my mind later kanaya, we're complaining about piss





everytime ben says the world meme i lose an hour off my life



did you spit in a bottle


Melt Into The Loving Embrace Of Kanaya Domination


sako is just virtue-signaling now it's kind of sad




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the tarnation one was good sometimes


i do sometimes overuse it but we are currently talking about things that are definitely memes, albeit ones that were bad








yeah i admit it's bad and gross but its not that big of a fucking deal


protip: the handles' initials never repeat except for the post-scratch kids



you took a leak in your room and then immediately went to the bathroom


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Yea I know that's why I said I had to make the chart. GACT chart.

This was also one of the ones I liked.


in sako's meager defense, piss bottles are worse than spitting

>its not that big of a fucking deal

by what metric

you're doing the same thing sako did by pretending it's not that bad you nasty cunt



you spit on your floor instead of going literally anywhere else



no sako you're misunderstanding the storyline here

>piss in bottle

>load up porn and start jerking it for 20 minutes

>cum and go to the bathroom to wash myself

there's a time gap between these events



what makes saliva as bad as fucking smelly nasty dark urine

shut the fuck up ben



if you had to piss why didn't you just go to the bathroom

that doesnt' fucking make it ANY better



am i getting the piss anywhere? it's contained, it's clean


>spitting on your floor



So Long As You Do Not Shit On The Beach And Leave it There You Can Worship Kanaya Without Fear Of Angry Retribution By Ruptured Colon



stop doing gross shit in your room

cum into/clean up with fapkins

piss in toilets, not bottles

don't spit indoors at all, and do it quietly and not in front of people when outdoors

brush your teeth, take a shower, use deodorant

do not store dirty dishes in your room, put them in the sink when you are done with them


Sealed Piss Technique: Raging Huanglong



reminder that a clean space is a clean mind, and a cluttered space is a cluttered mind

and don't release bodily fluids in your room or on the floor



>cum into/clean up with fapkins

i think you misspelled "cum into your hands and then lick it off"

also i spit into my trash can all the time and will try to hack shit up if i can feel something in my throat



>reminder that a clean space is a clean mind

empty space is an empty mind, brainlet


spit is going to evaporate rather quickly

but leaving piss in a fucking bottle on your desk is actually subhuman


sako i'm gonna give you a timeout if you don't shut the fuck up


Worship The Hygienic Pleasures Of Kanaya


*opens fridge*

*piss bottles line the shelves*

<TG: i dont see the problem

<TG: its contained

<TG: its clean



i was gonna FUCKING empty it out sometime after getting back into my room


don't worry I'm sure he thought it was apple juice



I didn't say an empty space you moron


maybe the next time you went to the bathroom




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>spit is going to evaporate rather quickly

holy fuck if you're going to argue against him pissing in a bottle come up with less shit arguments than this



The floor is saved for spitting


"""clean""" mind is bad, jim


there is absolutely no justification or reasoning for a piss bottle on display in your room



im sorry i forgot about it jimbo, we're only human


ben defending piss bottles is fucked but not surprising


theyre both equally disgusting



they actually aren't at all



when the hell did i defend piss bottles



drink water



how dark can apple juice get


clean was the wrong word, I meant to juxtapose it to cluttered, implying that it's neat and orderly and easy to understand

The saying is supposed to mean that if your environment is cluttered and messy, you won't be able to think well


One Hundred Percent Kanaya

Gain Ten Life

Loose Two Life For Every Creature Under Your Control That Is Not A White Troll Vampire Creature


piss is nasty but it was in a bottle

spit is also gross but its extra gross because you just did it on the floor of your room


I have to go piss

I'm going to go downstairs and pee in the toilet, like a normal fucking person




i dont get why you'd say piss is darker than apple juice, because itd have to be pretty fucking dark



comparing them is meaningless

all that you need to know about either is that they're both inappropriate, and should never be done



i didnt purposely put it on display jim

it was on the floor next to me when i was jerking it and i was going to empty it out once i remember to

if there were people in the house, i probably wouldnt have done it in the first place


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nice segue kanaya



you shouldn't have done it at all



see, what you're doing is trying to justify it, and you cannot do that

like i said



im not justifying it, im explaining the situation


Jade Harley

She Is a God Human Creature

She Costs Two Colorless Two Blues And Two Greens

She Has Two And Three Strength

She Flies

You Can Pay One Mana To Untap Any Land You Control

You Can Pay Three And Tap Jade Harley To Gain Control Of A Target Land



I don't know what the hell kinda memes these two are related to

but the cowgirl is pretty cute tbh


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it was in a water bottle with the label torn off which is pretty weird for apple juice to be in

but he didnt look at me weird when i confronted him shortly sfter so maybe it's okay


oh forgot rarity

plus life gain has always been weird so I didn't know what cmc to make it


lets just agree to disagree about this



no ones disagreeing

everyone agrees pissbottles are nasty


We Can Make A Whole Deck On Kanaya Posting Or Homestuck


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4 mana in white seems to give flat gain 10 and this probably isn't that good of a white life gain spell

I'll just make it Orzhov



i still dont see the need for a whole sperg out over it but im ending it now



@me next time



What Is Orzhov

Is It A Card That Does The Same Thing

Are There Troll Vampire Creatures


Sako was (somewhat) rightfully upset that people sperged over his spitting so now he's taking his opportunity to sperg out at anyone for whatever reason.



Orzhov is a best


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Orzhov is the name for the color combination of White and Black

I sometimes forgot what makes up Esper and sometimes Grixis, but I just remember Grixis as "Nicol Bolas"


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davesprite and rose talking is great


boros forever


some of you might think i embarrassed myself in the last thread, i just want you to know that that was actually entirely epic


Normally Blue is my most hated color but my favorite guilds in ravnica are simic and izzet.

Simic makes sense at least because green, but I'm not that much of a fan of either Selesnya or Gruul.


What'd you do eppy boy



>don't spit indoors at all

that's what the bathroom sink is for


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Gruul does have Angry Fart and the shota that gives badass but I'm not really that big of a fan.

I really like Temur and to a lesser extent Atarka, and Temur hardly has anything at all that's actually Blue.



saying that it's okay because it evaporates was hilarious



Stealing Lands From Other Players Is Something That Can Be Done Right




Everything seemed pretty normal, why



yea it is

i don't think specifically "steal a land" is used but there's certainly "stel a permanent"


also by the way God is an actual creature type, if you didn't know

so you're good on that




i thought the cocksucking talk was a tad gratuitous even for le me. but, in an epic way



like, God god, or yaldobaoth god?


cant wait for the shit jug morality argument



My friend's deck for our casual games is red/blue denial

Counter the spells, Destroy the lands

It's pretty effective



we're not that high on the /r9k/ scale yet


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My personal favorite is my rakdos minotaur rushdown deck



that Scry 1 is so important sometimes


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The Theros Gods are you standard Greek pantheon

The Amonkhet Gods seemed to be more just like "incredibly powerful giants", which is like 50% of what the Theros gods were anyway, except without the mysticism and shits.




better or worse than vriska morality argument


we'll hit peak degeneracy once we have someone literally shit on their desk


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Both abilities are ridiculously busted so I know there's no real point to it but I couldn't just let (1): Untap land go through



>shit jug


same thing


who should i pay to draw my fursona





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actually I like this typeline better

more accurate








i would love to see how chaz or modeseven would draw her

witnesstheabsurd too


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what should i order on my pizza




pepperoni and bacon



ask for their prettiest pizza girl to spit on it



he's not sako





100% that man did not piss in a bottle and leave it next to his laptop open to porn with lotion and tissues next to it

it is such an obvious fakepost


>getting over it released




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Moth Kanaya

One Green Two Whites

White Insect Troll Creature

Two And Two Strength

Moth Kanaya Flies

Forest Walk


you think terezi ever peed in dave’s mouth?


im so mad at chrome



i bet its real



I Have Seen Her Before

Why Is She Always Making That Face

Is She Always Apologizing For Her Own Clumsiness


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gotta get those french vanilla bears



do you really have to ask


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3 mana bears are solely an artifact thing it seems

a whole lot of them

nothing colored, though

Like, 60 of them

it's a lot


was dave consenting though?


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Suddenly Kanaya

Six Whites One Black

Suddenly Kanaya Cannot Be Countered

The Next Permanent You Play Has No Cost And Cannot Be Countered



hell if I know

why does the tiny one have a giant forehead


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proper syntax is for chumps


i think i might have an mtgcardsmith account i wonder if i should save these shits


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Fist of Kanaya

You may pay {W}{W}{W}{B}{B} rather than pay the mana cost for spells that you cast.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


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i love my gf



Mohammed dlc when



i would have taken a picture of the pissbottle but i already threw it in the woods


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H3Y D4V3, W4NT SOM3 JU1C3?




you're just in denial




dont try to convince me

i literally will not believe it

its the lowest effort fakepost bullshit and i know exactly who posted it without even checking


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Time For Kanaya

Two Blacks

Tap A Troll Vampire Creature You Control When You Play Time For Kanaya

Destroy Target Creature That Does Not Have Kanaya In The Name


grant curled up in the corner, rocking back and forth, mumbling to himself about fakeposts


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the Fake Posters are among us



probably at least a third of the time, but maybe because he was resigned to it at that point



epic post


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i will not be called a liar


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Kanaya Is The Light

Four Whites

For Every White Troll Vampire Creature With Desert Walk That You Control This Card Generates One White Mana

Draw A Card


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>Your order does not currently meet the minimum delivery amount of $13.00 for this store



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Be One With Kanaya

Four Colourless Two whites Two Reds

Destroy All Creatures In Play

For Each Creature Card Destroyed By This Card Each Player Gains A White Troll Vampire Creature Token With Two And Three Strength And Desert Walk


>try to add a side

>it's more than the fucking pizza

dominos what the fuck


A Kanaya Deck Should Focus On Turning Creatures Into Kanayas Under Your Control Or Destroying Them To Generate Tokens Of Kanaya


>friend texts me mockingly asks me if i want anything for christmas

>last time we talked was a month ago and the last thing said was me telling him i dont think this relationship is gonna work out

how do i flat out say "i dont want to be your friend anymore" without doing exactly that



Grow A Spine


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send him this



is he actually mocking you or is it some epic self deprecating complex



get pizza hut instead



[palpatine voice] do it



> i dont think this relationship is gonna work out



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why my mom is like this



why are you posting your moms texts on hsg



my friend's mom was pretty unbearable

she capslock yells at trump tweets as if she's talking to the guy all day

its pretty weird and im glad i got rid of all social media and now just have a lurking account for twitter



>murdoch's house is burning down

epic. hope he was in it.


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pineapple on pizza isnt half bad


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my mom is epic actually i like her texts

and i have her epic genetics to thank for my nice ass


in my epicly humble opinion

the GOAT pizza of the ages is a white pizza with olives, onions, and jalapenos


GOAT pizza of this epic epoch is the podesta-clinton spirit cooked hotdog pizzagate satanist pedophile kid pizza


available now in the Pizza Tunnel

come one come all


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i didn't like podesta's sauce as much as everyone else seems to


goats cheese on pizza is actually really good


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

poasting this epic song again


I wanna suck Baphomet's tiddy


sponge is your mom cute



she’s cute and pretty and hot kind of like i am but also a little leathery because she used to tan too much


sponge did you just imply you find your moms ass hot...



put her face


is your mom seeing someone



we can’t have any of that talk here, can we, cousinfucker


if not, give her my phone number



Are you gonna kill your dad for the wrinkly middle aged mommy gf


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my epic birther



who's the lady under your mom



hello police

id like to report an anonymous man murdering someone


I Am Your Mommy



>my sign goes to LMAO HOT DAWGZ SO RANDOM

what the fuck hussie



its the snapchat hot dog dawg



that dog has ascended to godhood




i dont know what that means

i have never snapchatted


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>work 12 hour days for two weeks to meet all of the absolutely ridiculous requirements and deadlines for Ops

>the whole time Ops is treating me like shit for every minor mistake

>have everything in place for approval, they've reviewed it and approved it, just need to press a button

>have to harass them for almost 7 hours before one of them will bother to press it, just minutes before the deadline that would have killed the release

>but fuck it, i made it in time, it's done, just have to actually release it tomorrow morning and it's over

>Ops person who is assigned to actually do the release messages me at the end of the day:

>"going under anesthesia tomorrow morning, you need someone else to do ur release"

>logs off

its at 8 am tomorrow



epic normie meme


maybe i should play some Bloodborne instead of DQ Builder


i'm glad i dont have brianon's job



his name

is breter



pink pill me on dq builders


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adding this dancing sausage man to snapchat pictures was the hot thing among normsters for a short while

its meme shelf life was so fleeting that the people who profit off memes never even noticed it was ever there


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The Perfection Of Kanaya


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The Purity Of Kanaya


the end of kanaya


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The Eternity Of Kanaya


and so the age of kanaya ends

and the age of kan't aya begins


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The Infinity Of Kanaya


take the pain away, kanaya

i want to feel nothing


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Be Filled By The Love Of Kanaya


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me too, aurora

me too


i think i’m starting to not miss texas girl anymore, at least for now.



good thing you have a new obsession otherwise you might have come closer to being a normal human being



minecraft with combat and repetitive missions


Kanaya when you post things could you specify if they're sorceries or instants


I think we have enough Kanaya magic cards now


You Just Activated My Trap Kanaya

Am I Doing This Right


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bitch fag idiot


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BREAKING: Bitcoin blasts past $14,000 — less than 24 hours after crossing $12,000 - CNBC


rolling feels weird in Bloodborne



Is There A Difference



yes! two epic obsessions!



>BREAKING: GPU prices skyrocket yet again as bitcoin miners buy up all available store inventories, only to sell them off in a month when bitcoin falls



A very large one, instants can be cast at any time, sorceries can only be cast on your turn.


interstate concealed carry is going to the senate



can't wait for that to pass and not something non-retarded



how is it retarded


your drivers license is valid in every state

why shouldn't your carry license be


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Amazon Kanaya

Two Whites Three Colourless

Troll Creature

Three And Three Strength

Desert Walk



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this also includes the Fix NICS bill

which penalizes state agences for not reporting information to the NICS


*thinksa peri*

yeh thats peri


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oh, yeah, one of my friends got his fursona tattooed on him




how do you feel about that



do NOT like this ratto with unnerving gangly person limbs



i think it’s hilarious and i think he’s going to regret it. but the linework and colors are decent, at least.


i should get my fursona tattooed on me


my friend has a battletoads tattoo


Your Bodies Are My Property

The Only Symbol That You Can Brand In Your Flesh Is Mine



what's your fursona



It Is Kanaya

From Now On All Your Fursonas Are Kanaya


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Sponge is a Shai'Hulud


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And Another Kanaya


Three Whites

Play And Another Kanaya After Playing A Troll Vampire Creature

This Card Is Now A Duplicate Of That Creature With The Same Abilities Creature Types Strength And Colours And Enters The Game Tapped Under Your Control



god emperor sponge?


kanaya why do you keep on saying "spell"


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The Depravity Of Kanaya


kanaya why do you keep kanayaing




I think that's a fair CMC at sorcery speed.


*Infects You With The Kanaya Virus*


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tis the season for nuclear winter



I Laced All Your Food With Kanaya


>get to the store

>check my shopping list

>all it says is “fridge coffee!!!”


i mean i guess that’s all i really need


when playing video games:

always go in big

remember to bob and weave

and remember to stay hydrate



whats yours


majin buu's absorption ability but with kanaya doing it


my friend made up fursonas for all of us i. frwshman year

i almsot got a cool tumblr artist to draw his

it was a wolf/bomber plane/glowstick/commodore64 hybrid

i wish i could remember mine


Feet Vore



>it was a wolf/bomber plane/glowstick/commodore64 hybrid


do any of you know of any good books about mechanized infantry tactics and deployment in WW2 besides Panzer Tactics by Wolfgang Schneider


Kanaya Foot Vore



try asking sako



but i am sako....


its sako


thats the meme!!!


I am NOT sako.



you're rev, which is arguably worse



rev is just a helpless victim of a world he cannot comprehend


You Are All Kanaya



have you considered that perhaps

the world cannot comprehend the rev


im eri



that's also true


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im so bored someone play a game w me



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nice id fag


some people get jealous but its unique to me and no one else can have it so sometimes life is unfair and u lose






it was a joke


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4013 is close enough, right?


i have been pooping for 7 hours straight


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i want a cat


name a good homestuck ot3





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look how epic and festive





hey guys


most epic and festive christmas music






seriously that has such an intense and epic energy to it

so epic. so so so epic


didn't click it



not clicking



there are barely any ot2s that would result in healthy relationships



click it




no bitch




this actually makes me sad



i didnt say healthy



this is fucking post-music dude

not even in a good way


sponge, I would rather listen to the glee version of that song than her version


why would you assume james dambro from las vegas, nevada would mean healthy when he says good relationships



you mean James Dambro of las vegas nevada who cried and had a suicide attempt over homestuck general? That same James Dambro?


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to clarify I wasn't asking so we could have a fun riveting homestuck discussion

I was asking because I want to read fanfiction, and needed good ideas for what kind



heres a good idea

dont read fanfiction


all i want for christmas is Achtung – Panzer! by Heinz Guderian



read hinamatsuri



there's absolutely nothing wrong with fanfiction grant


jimmy, can i call you jimmy? do u read any manga



i'd rather you didn't, I've never felt like that was a good nickname

no one has ever called it to me

I started reading the crystal gems one, but no I usually don't read manga



you should read more manga



My sister's name starts with the same letter as my name

anyone else?



it’s epic, jimmy...



nah, my mom always hated matchy bullshit like that



it’s post-post-music in an epic way



it's fucking godawful


wtc manga recommendations from ppl who arent sako ben or rev






whats wrong with the manga i recommend...

ben and rev i get but why me


I was almost named Cooper, but my grandmother said the kids at school would call me pooper

and bless her she was right

thanks for saving me from hat gran



you have shit opinions sako


>new pubg map has motorcycle death bowl and luchador arena



not you either


i want different stuff and most of the stuff you really like i dont really have much interest in reading



you're a pleb and a retard



rec me a mango



and yet your grandma didn't know about "dambro"



no i dont






yes you do

i don't know what rev has suggested to him but you really have some shit taste



well there's nothing she couldve done about that

and honestly nobody bullied me for that

the "daaamn, bro" joke got old after a few years but at least it's not mean



it’s epic. jimmy, i think you just don’t get it



no i actually dont


"looing for manga recommendations except not from the 4 people who regularly read manga"



i dont get it

because it's bad

im happy you enjoy it


that's not meant to be like "we read a lot so our taste is good" that's "no one else really reads a lot"

or at least anyone vocal


pooper damn bro



Cromartie High School


Hoshi no Samidare



i mean

when the usual suspects are giving me shit i either have no interest in, or more commonly, shit i already read

not much i can do about that except reach out and see


goodnight hsg


ben, the man best known for consuming copious amounts of absolutely crap isekai WN and LN, criticizing other peoples taste




you can see how catastrophic that woulda been



i read lots of garbage isekai mangas

i aint enjoy em, i hate em, but i read a bunch of em



ben, the man best known for consuming copious amounts of cum


whenever anyone mentions isekai you always say how bad the genre is

why would you read multiple if you don't enjoy them



they show up on the "popular in last 6 hours" column on the manga reader site i use



the same reason you read posts on hsg



that doesn't answer my question

if you see the tags and know what it is going to be why do you still read it




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Trollsona Oslute Draata. her pants were supposed to go all the way up her armpits and her top was supposed to be a large clown collar. but the aesthetic wasnt matching whatever artstyle is just rendered.


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i read a lot of shit that pops up on the popular column, or is recently updated with few chapters

i only categorically will not read man on man fag love, because i am a straight and not a fudge packing cakeboy

its like the otter who hates watermelon, or the /a/ version where its otter reading



god i love clown trollsonas


reading nisekoi i mean

i accidentally had the word highlighted when i pasted image


i also dont read stuff thats like, not interesting looking

isekai i read because it's often very short, sub half an hour of reading, and often very bad in a way i can mock and derive negative ejoyment from


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not bad


tiny brain: reading manga

giant glowing brain: reading fantroll biographies


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play nuclear throne with me


why does sako confuse 'reads' with "thinks is good"

is he as stupid as rev?



hes impressionable



its easily understood the imrepssion he got

because generally people want to spend their time doing tstuff they enjoy


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my oen hand is so cold



put it in the microwave


i also feel a little pukey


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You Only Won Because My Girlfriend Was Sucking My Dick


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eridan rodger


human eri would undoubtedly be elliot rodger, there's no arguing this


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sako legitimate question

have your anger issues gotten worse over the past month, because you seem much more argumentative and angry than normal



is this little mouse




"ben, the man best known for consuming copious amounts of absolutely crap isekai WN and LN'

do you know what my name was on hsg for years before someone made a meme about of me and wes



they have but im trying to work on them


you just say some really fucking dumb shit ben, thats all


Find Peace In The Loving Grace Of Kanaya





black ben vs inuit wes


too much soy in his diet


your posts give me diarreah


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>night before deployment

>literally less than 12 hours away

>the person I have been planning with for 2 weeks to make changes on the other system suddenly says "oh you have the wrong person i'm not doing any of this"

i am beginning to fucking despise my job


he does it for free



tell them it's not your fucking problem and watch that cunt get fired


There is exactly 0 soy in my diet.


revs diet consists of garbage and soup




i have to fix it

nothing happens to these people if the deployment fails so they don't give a shit, but it's a fucking nightmare for me so i don't get to sleep tonight because some fuckhead went two weeks straight nodding his head at a plan that he should have known 5 minutes in was not his job


im fuckin pumped



if nothing happens, why do you care

let it crash and burn, and they'll realize that you're actually kind of important



rev drinks soup made out of your posts?


yea let it crash and burn

they 100% wont fire you right :3



if it fails i will get shit on by all my bosses and all their bosses for fucking up the metrics, will have to coordinate 3 different systems backing out of the deployment and all the resentment that comes with that, and ultimately i will have to do all this shit over again because this change will have to happen

i just can't let it fail. scrambling to fix this shit sucks and might be impossible, but it's infinitely preferable to the change failing.



tell them it's the other guys fault because it literally is, and he won't be there to defend himself


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goddamn good luck dude

sorry those people let you down



it being his fault isn't the point

he isn't going to have to back all this shit out

he isn't going to have to coordinate this change all over again

it'll be me

and fuck that


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this is why we need libertarians

so shit like this doesn't happen in the workplace



keep on cuckin'


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this one is good too




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did you listen???


Just washed and peeled a purple carrot

it was crunchy lads

I feel healthy



all i want for christmas is to not click that link lol


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christmas came early then, haha


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You all have shit taste


im notclicking any of that

fuck you all


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hey why is that donkey dressed as a school crossing guaoohh my god no the children!


hype about the uch update


hype about grant's big butthole update




i dont listen to tranny music, sorry, namaste



what do u have against trans people....



fuck you transphobe grant


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Grant's personal taste in music is more like this.


i have to poop



he's not an actual transphobe

just pretend




THIS is quality


all you have to do is click!


transphobe grant vs gay ben


its bad sponge



it’s fucking epic


it's epicly bad



its fucking garbage



it’s epic...


the majority of music is garbage


the estrogen is rotting your brain


people don’t know what music with real heart and soul sounds like anymore


I too like daft punk but played from a speaker in a blender.


i want to listen to this for like three hours straight


You shouldn't pretend someone's art is good because you think they're cute


what is your favorite band sponge.



epic niggers in a can



she’s my favorite band.


i fell in love with her music before i discovered she’s one of the most gorgeous people alive.


wait is this the girl sponge is obsessed with


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lol Taro is so fucking aspie



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>getting the Play of the Game in competitive mode


>playing competitive mode



yes she’s epic


she’s like the dark souls of music


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overrated, but harped on endlessly by autists?


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disgusting content under spoiler



woah that's uncanny


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actually yeah her music is better than anything like dark souls could ever be


is it just me or have sponge's posts gotten exponentially worse over the past month or so


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not just you



I miss his dedication to variety


more homestuck characters talking about vore 🅱lease



i mean

he wasn't really that varied before

but now he just spams links


its called character development


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face it sponge, you got absolutely Roast(i)ed


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like i turned into a roastie? or my thing got played out like roasted bread? or both?


Medium is the ABSOLUTE lowest you should be willing to go for a steak, you fucking pansy. Caveman posters didn't invent fire so that you could eat raw steak.



you're old and busted and your shtick is boring now, just like roasteds



uh huh



you're a fucking horse, what do you know.


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>Medium is the ABSOLUTE lowest you should be willing to go for a steak,


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>not eating raw charcoal


i ate raw beef once



i’m too thirsty and desperate for cute girl gurt and affection to make good posts


that's honestly the most disgusting thing ive heard in a long time

horsie do you eat grey meat?


Raw meat is really bad for you unless you raised that cow yourself on pure grass and water and it never left your sight fam



dont care

it tastes good



i never said the meat should be raw you dingdong

just real pink, yknow

although tartare is fucking tasty so fuck off

meat is good, don't cook all the flavor out



i order my steaks well done to piss off uhhhhhhhhhhh white people



why torture yourself like that



give a horse the chance to eat raw flesh right from the source and it will. don't trust these fuckers





Medium Well is the Patricians choice, how unevolved do you have to be eating under cooked meat



i hate all indian races equally >:)


who gives a fuck



it tastes better you stupid horse


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stop posting this faggot


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beef tartare is good



how long until sponge becomes trans himself


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I like medium well, but once in a while when I'm feeling daring I'll go medium.

Never medium rare though tbqh fam



uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh medium well lol


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Do "games are art" snobs realize that they're devaluing vidya by calling it mere art

Games are made of multiple artforms working together in unison. They're meta-art


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yes me still unga bunga at dangerous animal

me no care if it bad, me like how it feel




what did they mean by this


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Disney owns SW now


*makes hsg straight*


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this is drawn surprisingly well but isn't it about her getting an abortion?


sponge gimme a pic of you in make up


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hERE,,, iT COMES,,,




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muh star wars gays :(((



who is this

why is he saying n00b in [current_year]

why so many retweets


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Satsui no Hadō ni Mezameta Yuri





this is the second worst thing ive clicked on lately

(first was sponge's soundcloud link)



I told you holy shit



I don't know why I thought taking the skin off a frog would be a more refined technique, rather than just yanking it off and ripping it all over.


Cutting a frog's head in half to prepare it for cooking



chef cuts live frog's head in half with a knife


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I mean it sounds like pulling a rubber glove off of a chicken breast.



this was more of a depressed pepe. It didn't struggle at all, and just seemed to accept what was happening.


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we doing it lads




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is neet girl a lesbian now?



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>we want the Made In Abyss audience


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beeg tiddy, my frens.........

big tidey


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Russell (Joel Weiss) is obsessed with farting, and loves to fart any time he can. His girlfriend, Heather (Shannandoah Sorin) despises farts and becomes angry with Russell because all he does is watch television and fart. She tells him that the only time she can feel relaxed is when Russell is out of the house, as she is away from his gas. She thinks that if the television turns into fart jokes, which he also loves, then Russell won't even leave the house. Then one night, the television does become all about farts. This puts Heather to the ultimate test to see if she can get past his problem and love him. In the end, she has become so fed up with farting that she has a nightmare about farting. She wakes up and Russell farts. Heather realizes that there is no point in hating it anymore and decides to love him. The film concludes with both of them farting gleefully.



she's not a neet you dumb horse


fake neet boys posing with bags of doritos and mountain dewu


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beeg tiddy, my frens.........

big tidey


>trump: lol i'm moving the israel embassy to jerusalem, and recognizing israel's claim to the area pls don't be mad

>everyone: *is predictably mad because a two state solution can't work if a world superpower is clearly showing favoritism*

>chuck schumer: lol that was my idea!!!!!

i hate the government, everyone!!!!!!!!!!


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AU where the USA isnt Israel's greatest ally


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crash when


f2p (fuck to play) gaming


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swear to god one of the bosses in xenoblade chronicles 2 is anime john egbert


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is the new xenoblade good this time

it looks good, I'm just

really surprised



it's an extremely crunchy action rpg that's anime as hell. if you like managing several systems at the same time with the promise of more systems appearing on the horizon, this game is for you



reimu flavored dr pepper


dr pepper flavored reimu


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>this time


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is this official?


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"official" as in "made by gamefreak"?

no i think it's just one guy making prototype sculptures with a 3d printer


how expensive are 3d printers that are this good

cause i wanna get my golosipod on


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asa desu yooo



>chuck schumer: lol that was my idea!!!!!

okay 1: stfu schumer!!!! never take credit for bad ideas

2: wasnt it a campaign promise?


>The leader of the Palestinian Islamist group Hamas has called for a new "intifada," or uprising, as protests broke out in Jerusalem, Ramallah and Bethlehem following US President Donald Trump's decision to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.

>Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh said in Gaza on Thursday that Israel's policies supported by the United States "could only be confronted by a renewed intifada against the occupation."

>"This atrocity sparks a new intifada," he said, adding that the announcement had left the peace process "buried forever."




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“john can hotbox it anywhere”


>franken's out



Get ready rock and roll with Devil May Cry HD Collection, coming to PC, PS4 and Xbox One on 3/13/18!



>all these fucking PC ports of PS3 games

couldnt these assholes do this BEFORE i bought a PS3?



epic and cute



also epic


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oh nice



ship your PS3 to me, then


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It Does Not Work When It Retains The Filename



it really is isn't it

the "homestuck characters smoking weed' folder grows


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where were you when nemo won the tomokob owl


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Here It Is

The Rare And Elusive Kanaya Smoking Weed Picture

The Bidding Starts At One Million Dollars


how often do you brush your teeth hsg


john would never use the devil's lettuce



You Mean You Stop Brushing

You Sicken Me



at least once a day


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twice a day


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somewhere along the way "johndirk" became synonymous with "hittin the bong" and i dont know why



once or twice a month



once a day but sometimes i forget and skip a day




at least twice a day, sometimes more


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I Brush After A My Bath Every Day And Again After Eating Or Before Going Out

A Smile Is Important In My Line Of Business After All



every hour


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I keep my stupid gob full of mouthwash all day long I love the fizz


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You Cannot Deny Me


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mgs5s trailers are still really good watches



i really gotta bite the bullet and restart that


I would like to play Phantom Pain but alas, I do not have it.



i got tired of it after fucking up the stealth in the first two missions in South Africa


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Metal Gear CIA V: Phantom Bane



sucks for you, dude




I'm sure I'll get it




because they project into Dirk "Crippling Depression" Strider and all they want to do is do drugs with a fat nerdy guy



>all they want to do is do drugs with a fat nerdy guy

works for me


remember "di stri"

remember "ro lal"



> This month, Twitch Prime members can receive Pokkén Tournament DX in-game items



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i cant believe domald trunf burned down all those houses...............................






isnt California just constantly on fire




that's just trump taking a stand against a famously liberal state...





yes, because they won't do anything to mitigate the fires.




of course they won't (((they))) are under the drumpf's thumb


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*sees an black*

ew!!!!!!! yuckers!!!!!!


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rev is there a reason your brain is hardwired to only find ugly fat women and lolis with massive penises attractive



deep inner ear infection spread to the brain



no, not this one either



somewhere between one and four times a day


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*is on fire*


*has no water*

ayo hol up

*has high rent*


ro lal rings a bell




Mugi stop telling lies!



this is my fucking JAM



oh this is all of them

i specifically meant the pirate mirror song is my jam



hell yeah


i’m using witchhazel that’s been expired for eight years


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I stop lookin at his art for a few months and this happens



why are you like this



my mom used to think witch hazel was the cure to everything from cuts to acne to horrible rashes

just put some witch hazel on that bitch and you're golden


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ohhh that isn't his art now I understand



it’s art grant


John would never smoke a weed


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weed turns people into faggots

look at broken spacebar



you missed a golden opportunity to @ me



look at half the hsg posters


what if i was a faggot long before the weed


>people post on hsg sober

terrifying if true



if I could afford to be drunk all the time

I would be


intoxication is a crutch


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and this... is to go even further beyond!


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drugs are bad


im bored


The ads on snapchat are good because they push the awful featured blogs out of the way



i used to not do it that frequently but i figured i should do it because it has actual ramifications towards long-term health

i usually do it before i go to bed unless i'm feeling extra Depressed and then i just gargle mouthwash


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daily reminder that i love my gf


i love my gf more x3


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:{ }

:{ }


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uhhhhhhhh yeah i love my epic gf


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literally within fucking seconds.



that’s epic


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>I might have too many characters


i’m taking grant and shark to medieval times


i would bring my gf too but she’s been really busy i think she’s working on a new album



i legitimately reported the tweet. blue check marks shouldnt be able to spam with bots



haha, catherine popped bubblegum all over her face!



i been a few times when i was really young, i doubt she's been i cant imagine they have that place outside of the us

i dont remember it at all though, but i do have a wooden sword i bought. my mom uses it to hang curtains and shit





tag yourself i’m mackenzie


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