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>girl at work with a giant ass sticks her tongue out a lot

oh jeez


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i would eat a salad out of her ass


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Steven Universe is a four-year lesson in why you have model sheets


trannies die



so does everybody, eventually


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yeah they need to do better about this

didn't Peridot's model change dramatically over the course of like three scenes in an episode?



oh jesus she literally looks like a bobblehead by that point


su needs to be put to sleep

maybe teen titans go can replace it



is that from one of the shorts or is that from the actual show????



steven universe vs steven universe go





fuck if i know

i think the shorts were even more cartoonish?


my favourite is still that one blurry guy from the crowd shot


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i love my gf



she isnt real


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Tell Me Your Greatest Fantasies

Your Deepest Darkest Desires


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i want to be a neet but have a lot of money




lol funny i never read these combinations of posts before


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you're not so used to it that you can't comment


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tonight we eat at star wars




I Command You


You Long For A Life Without Consequence And Without Worries

You Want To Belong To A Greater Power That Provides You And Takes Away The Burden Of Choice

You Want Kanaya


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it doesn't matter if she's not real as long as my love for her is









wasnt that what ended it tho


Edit: Thanks for the gold!


honest question, why do redditors even care about getting gold



ask khan


Edit: Thanks for (You)s!


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Kanayas Feet


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get on the minecraft sever


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How Bright They Are


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I've been on reddit since i was a freshman in hs and i literally never cared.


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I Guess You Didnt Know It But I Am Board Shitposter Too

And If You Care To Take A Dare I Would Make A Bet With You

You Post A Very Good Shitpost Son But Give Kanaya Her Due

I Bet A Keyboard Of Gold Against Your Soul I Shitpost Better Than You



freshman in homestuck??????????



thas a good kan


i wish we just had kan instead of khan



The Mc Rib For Both



what if kan also had a bimbo fetish



kanaya bimbo-ifying rose


will somebody please post the kanaya tattoo


there's only 8 more days until christmas eve hsg

who are you spending it with


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I Like Everyone

But If I Had To Choose A Specific Kind Of People I Would Go Perhaps For Shy Insecure People Who Are Secretly Screaming Out With Need Begging To Be Taken And Domesticated Yet Are Too Awkward And Coward To Make A Sound They Are My Favourite

Squirming Against Their Own Shells Like A Lobster Cooking In Its Own Juices


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Is It Back

I Did Not Know


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im tempted to see if delta would let me bring my computer parts even tho i'd have to disassemble my computer tomorrow shortly after waking up which isnt epic


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treat your waifu to a nice dinner on christmas eve


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friends i can relate to


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not clicking so i cant read the text lol


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i found shelby's cousin




sounds ok


retard idiot ben. i will beat your brains out


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Hi Anon!

Would y'all mind telling me about this place a bit?

It says homestuck general but it looks more just like weebs chilling. Is that all it is? Not to say that's a bad thing.


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daisy ridley’s mouth: epicc



>This board was created with the idea of Homestuck General in mind, which is pretending to be about Homestuck. It's remnants of 4chan /co/'s Homestuck General, which was 90% shitposting 10% on topic until it got shut down.

>If you're looking for actual discussion about the webcomic Homestuck, you're better off finding a thread on 4chan's /co/ board, or elsewhere. You're welcome to try here but you aren't very likely to get a good discussion going, this is more a dwindling group of people who come here to make shitposts and argue with people they kind of know.

but yes it's mostly just weebs chilling

pitou is cute






shitto stop spamming



die crossie retard


exterminate all weaboys




>7D2D 16.4 update is available

>it's 3.6GB

jesus christ


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I see. I like weebs chilling, it can make for an interesting atmosphere. When it's not a guy telling me to die, anyway

Yeah pitou's kawaii shit


well it's weebs chilling and one really autistic 16 year old who's dumb


or however old shitto is now



shitto is almost 20


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die retard


another fucking wapanese avatarfag crossie with the same fucking personality as all the others



weeb avatarfags can be fine

the personality is used a lot but if they're just posting about shit and don't go around being awful like vapor it's not that bad


die crossie scum


he's already 10x better than shitbird


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hey new guy what manga do you read


tell this disgusting new faggot crossie to put on a name or a flag or something


also that's spongelord, he has a fetish for pictures of girl's mouths and gets very spicey when he wants


I'm pretty sure this is how sci started too



sci was immediately an obnoxious softboy

this guy doesn't seem as immediately awful



i'd rather not damn someone before they've done nothing

vapor is one of the few people I can say that I probably hate. even pubes is mostly fine compared to him



all crossies are awful



what about sak-


yea i guess you're right



im not even that bad



not compared to some other recent ones, no


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sure sure




I thought you loved me


what if everyone is a crossie


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What does "crossie" mean?

Like someone from another board?


>that incense over just two small posts

Y'all are intense nigga


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i saw this fuckin nerd on the train earlier

his phone was absolutely destroyed and i was wondering if it was intentional to fit his style or if he accidentally dropped it out of a 3rd story window


avatarfags are all scum by default


should i make steaks for my dinner with yukari on christmas eve or something else

I'm actually pretty bad at making steaks so i may just make curry rice instead


he was dozin off too, what if he went to scratch his face without thinkin? he'd turn himself into a pincushion



Crossie means cross-boarder, though in this specific case it just means someone that posted here but did not post in the 4chan threads.

>that incense over just two small posts

>Y'all are intense nigga

Forgive us, but pretty much every person that has come to the board after its inception has generally been a very awful person, with the most recent one being the return of a very awful person who also went around posting legitimate child porn "for attention". Because of this people are, in general, very distrusting of new people.

Just don't do anything too fucked up and you should be fine.



this is very epic if true

did you take this picture



read all of homestuck if you want to not be shit



why would you tell someone to read act 6

that's just mean



i 100% did

i had to, there was never an option

i literally could not not take his picture



new posters must suffer with us


the only truly awful posters have been khan and shitbird and pubes, honestly


why are dutch ovens so expensive



khan is an obnoxious twat but i don't think he's comparable to vapor

vapor's like a 10 on the shit scale, pubes is a 8, and khan's like a 5.5


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I get you, honestly.

I know Sci as well, and he also did the same thing in another community. I'm pretty sure he does that and gets ousted anywhere he goes, he's pretty much a freak of nature.


Nah nigga.

I read up until all the trolls got introduced and then I got really disinterested.

Maybe I'll start again if I find myself skullfucking bored


I took a picture of a guy wearing a vegeta battle suit shirt at the gym the other day



did you know he had a discord server he invited underaged boys to


what if the Mt. St. Helens explosion wasn't natural

what if it was a missile facility going critical



there's a meme about one of the regulars here that he's a pedophile, and i think sci took it seriously and invited him to a discord of seemingly actual pedophiles

he's a pretty fucked up person



rev this is too much even for you


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no he didn't invite me to a server pedos

it was just him and the boys he was trying to groom



i thought it was wonk and not you, or did he do it with you too?


nobody else besides sponge thinkin that guy is a fuckin weirdo with that mask




he invited me as well, i dont remember if wonk was in it or not



if i was trans, id wear that mask


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Shit, no

Doesn't surprise me though that dude is a F R E A K


I'm not really sure what's wrong with him. But it's probably chemical imbalances.

I don't really care to talk about him, though. Dude gives me the jeebies.


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i thought it was self-evident and didn't really feel like it needed to be pointed out

like if rev posts some spoilered images it's almost certainly going to be bad porn, there's no real reason to comment on it



my internet is so slow right now I can't load the full picture



no it's not


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im glad i was justified in my intense distrust of that fucked up freak

we have like 3 people confirming he was an issue everywhere he's been



not as weird as those people with rainbow hair and gauges


Digging Minecraft style

Minecraft style

Digging a hole, just one more time until I score this

Strike rich on diamonds, iron, gold and build our decked-out fortress

Just hoping for a bit of luck that we must not abort this

Running low, we can't afford this

Dungeons under here

Except last time a group of creepers came out over there

Blew up a vein of diamonds then chased us all out of there

A spider army dropped down from the roof onto our hair

Ran back to fresh air

This ain't your land, you're gonna get banned

So you know (hey)

When you plan to go (hey)

When you're digging, you better listen

So you know (hey)

When they show (hey)

Making sure you're all ready when you go go go go go go go go go go go go go

Digging Minecraft style

Minecraft style

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, digging Minecraft style

Minecraft style

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, digging Minecraft style

Ayyyyyyyyyy sexy piggy!

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, digging Minecraft style

Ayyyyyyyyyy sexy piggy!

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig

Back on the ground, laying redstone through the forest

To wire our monster traps so all the zombies will ignore us

We built this city block-by-block and we don't welcome tourists

But they still come looking for us

Like a sauna here

We built a portal to the Nether. Lava everywhere

Zombie pigs and ghasts flying all around so tread with care

Best you craft some armor and exchange that for the clothes you wear

While you're under here

Lava flowing. Those lakes are glowing

Down below (hey)

You should go (hey)

But your ready. Your arms are steady

Take the bow (hey)

Shoot the fatal blow (hey)

Run away now cause you missed. You were too slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow

Digging Minecraft style

Minecraft style

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, digging Minecraft style

Minecraft style

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, digging Minecraft style

Ayyyyyyyyy sexy piggy

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, digging Minecraft style

Ayyyyyyyyy sexy piggy

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig

Dig some more

Until you hit the core

Diamonds diamonds baby that's what we're all looking for

Dig some more

Until you hit the core

When you find them then you know it's time to soar

Ain't a game we're playing

Ayyyyyyyy sexy piggy

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, digging Minecraft style

Ayyyyyyyy sexy piggy

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig

Digging Minecraft style



yeah but i need validation from people to not feel like a weirdo for taking a pic of this dude





if i have not done so in the past i would like to apologize for my initial belief that he was not an awful person when he showed up like a year ago or whenever that was



its okay, i didn't think he was at first either

we all make mistakes.





well they are a really weird looking dude

aren't really weird looking dudes kind of common in nyc public transport?



does >>1079437 count as validation


can't wait for you to all apologize for thinking this new guy is alright too



i mean guero and oooooze weren't bad

they also said he was fucked up



i mean

i dunno not really?

i dont into manhattan every day tho



I mean he's made like 4 posts and so far none of them have been bad.

When he starts talking about how human rights don't matter and poor people are poor because they're lazy then we can say he was bad, but until that time I'd prefer to stay with tabula rasa.

Plus those other 2 people that showed up that were in a group with him previous were pretty good for the few days they were here.


>crossie shows up

>its an namefag that avatarfags

eri fuckin time



if you pull that off, will he die?




i mean they put on the name specifically on the behest of sponge



is terry crews gonna get assassinated



>crossie shows up

>its an avatarfag

eri fuckin time



I hope not, he's a genuinely great guy

but he's afraid of it happening



if you pulled that off youd lose your damn hand

touch his mask and u explode into a cloud of rings


i wonder if there are crossies who come here but don't announce their presence and just quietly fit in

those i can get behind


>the things that know shitbird

they’re all baseline bad at the least



>touch his mask and u explode into a cloud of rings



announcing your presence is fine it's just we have very bad luck with them

did gunlad mention anything when he joined



i just posted terezi



they're all from the same place


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there's a handful of boards that are just people avatarfagging and talking to eachother

like here except everyone's posting their waifu like gunny does



hell on earth


at least i dont post gore as much anymore


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I'm really not here to cause trouble, I be chilling.

Sorry if I'm breaking tenets or something.



no you haven't done anything wrong, it's just as I've said that people are paranoid when it comes to new people



you're not really doing anything

just dont be too obnoxious



we like to hate crossies because we’ve had a consistent presence of some of the same people since before 2013 even though we haven’t always been on 8chan


lloyd is this cat thing your waifu



i mean having pitou as their waifu wouldn't be that bad of a choice


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she's cute


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you've been improving lately, I think



that junketsu was fucked:(


vapid vfan curse mark

similar to the majin mark from dbz but with a V instead of an M



im trying my best to chill out

i actually think becoming an unironic waifufag helped.


i should post more grotesque (epic) images more often





as i've said before unironic waifufags are generally pretty nice and chill people



that's Sue Lightning




*hyper8raps the entire country away to dust*


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the board banners having 8chan logos in the corner is giving me autism attacks


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who the fuck is this person grant


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



i think it’s kind of epic


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thats dan...gheesling



we arent part of 8chan


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I get it.

Having this spotlight on me is weird territory for me though.


Will do boss.


The animus community is also very incestuous. Where I came here from that is.


No actually she's a folder I got from the man who actually waifus her.

Great character though.


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im trying to be a better person for her


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hel;;a rpic@@



his husbando


it's zwid's fault


shut up vapor




oh, but we are now. and we wouldn’t have eightchan without the epic erisian workings of the fetishist that fucked hotwheels. dare i say she’s a discordian saint?


new jumanji is sitting at 83% on rotten tomatoes

thats wild


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>tfw no gf


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what's audience? new sw is bad apparently but critics gave it relatively high marks


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You know I seen some shit in my time

But Minecraft porn is like one of the most perplexing things to me.

Like I don't get how jagged squares/edges can be arousing.

They don't even look pliable.



shitto likes to post a bunch of dumb stuff

for the people who are actually into it it's probably just like 8 year old finding sex and fetishes for the first time


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>tfw no gf or qt fem trap bf


320° braise it



But think about the people who actually create minecraft porn

They're not 8.

Shit's still wild



some of them are, i've seen drawn stuff that's probably from an 8 year old or around it

if it's modeled and stuff it's probably just weird people catering to the weird 8 year olds, or maybe just themselves




>or maybe just themselves

Yeah honestly if I could draw I'd just make porn for me all the time. But maybe I'm depraved.


fuck you guys that joke was gold



it was ok


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rectangular minecraft dildos when


now it isn't just grant thats telling me to get my dick sucked

im tired of this

i hate sex havers

why are like 3 people telling me to cheat on my waifu



>3 republican and 2 democrats voted

this hardly seems fair at all



don't they have themed onaholes



your waifu isn't alivu


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probably but they usually suck from what ive heard


literally doesn't matter

i have no interest in having sex with anyone real


should i change my phone background or do i keep it as sponges final form



i wouldn't be surprised, they've got weird novelty shit



change it to wesley's dicc



my background has been that aradia image for at least like 5 years now, i think i had it when I started college



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make it 50bil and i'll do it


should i commission someone to draw me as the Heir of Rage


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if you're gonna commission something at least make it porn



is that a fart cloud on the left




isn't that "ebolachan"




should i have it be me having sex with tomoko



yeah do it




yea she's there


did you actually get rage in the test or is that just what you wanted your title to be


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i HATE joey


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this is making me wish I had a way to play the damn game


just suddenly remembered that one guy saw me making joey shitposts on my phone and now he probably thinks i have a few screws loose



that's epic


at first i didnt know what the hell he was talking about when he asked me "so why do you wanna torture this joey guy" until i realized he meant hsg later that day



>"so why do you wanna torture this joey guy"

the fuck did you post lad

are you on a list now


my wife is epic beautiful and i love her smile



i think it was something like "I wanna hit Joey's head with a shovel until it caves in! I love Joey!" or something along those lines

everyone did it so im not the odd one out this time



well yea the posting's not that odd, but the guy asking you about it was weird




>"so why do you wanna torture this joey guy"

this is at least twice as epic as i originally anticipated



I'm going to kill you! Then I'm going to kill Joey! I love Joey!


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I'll make Joey my eclaire


what are the odds rev is going to face police brutality at some point in his life



which side is he gonna be on



do you really think rev would ever be a cop


i'll admit that it's an epic concept





joke's on you

i've been through basic infantry training

unless the police roll up in an actual fucking Abrams, i'll be fine



officer rev slams you against the wall and forces you to look at his porn


what should i yell during star wars

and when




desert planet



this is no exaggeration



luke dies

opening scene



yeah more like a fabrication LOL




opening scene



allahu akbar lol



"harder daddy" when kylo force chokes hux



the prequels were better

repeatedly throughout



i like blend-s



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>hotsprings are mentioned in xenoblade 2


>grab random amounts of cash

>grab 720$ out of 1280$


epic resolution meme !! computer hacker!!



are you robbing a bank grant



no im bringing a bunch of money with me even though she wont let me spend it @_@



who's she

your mom?


not 720 out of 1280

grabbed 720 and the other pile left is 1280



i cant even hide my cash in my watch case anymore, i just leave it in an old wallet i cant fold anymore


grant why don't you have a bank account?




not how that works, grant



i do

i just have a bunch of cash sitting around because i like it this way


i went to my money spot where i keep my money

i grab arandom assortment of bills to take with me

i count the assortment, plus the remainder

assortment is 720

remainder is 1280

epic computer resolution, ftw.


this desk is wobbling a bit much



>>grab 720$ out of 1280$

that means you had 1280, and you grabbed 720

do you understand mathematics at all?




then i corrected it

"not 720 out of 1280

grabbed 720 and the other pile left is 1280"

and then you repled to my correction going "this isnt how math works"



Its Rev


im rev


*hears ur sound*



you wish





Hey bud



whats up man


had a 200 iq moment while packing

rolled my jacket up

tied it shut with my belt



how about instead of a soul I wager this keyboard of my own which holds my namesake?



I'm watching the Video Game Years

It's just ok, but I'm just kinda zoning out to it


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having my vore coming out party tomorrow night


man what the fuck is happening to my sleep schedule



why are you asking me


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im blogging



i dont have an answer


how are you supposed to tell a girl you want her to vore you



"hey baby lemme full nelson that uvula"



are you gonna bring it up out of the blue



i’m gonna bring it up after we have sex



now heres a good question. that i can answer

you're not supposed to



bring it up naturally when fetishes are the conversation



but i have to! i have to!



but you can’t just say ur into vore

you have to be sauve about exposing your meme fetsdh



This sounds like you might push her away. If you've got less hardcore fetishes you should introduce her to those first.


can you imagine sponge in a healthy relationship



when he gets a lobotomy



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i wish this thing a painful death


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also film it or you're gay


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grant if you have a bank account why you just stuffin like 2k in your mattress

also hokey as it got sometimes Last Jedi was a fucking blast



its not in my mattress its in a spare wallet in my underwear drawer

idk i like having cash and i got it in cash anyway


when ur friend is drunk and has u make angry posts in splatoon general for him because he got banned for star wars spoilers


you gotta show me these friend-submitted shitposts



literally the same difference

i like having cash too

so i get some out the bank now and then

thats why god invented banks


also dont be friends with someone who posts spoilers in a unrelated general



also i somewhat doubt they were in the splatoon general



they're probably an unrepentant dick who has no regards for other people




a good point

still, spoilers are bad


i remember when i cared about spoilers... when i cared about anything...




before the movie was an ad for a special fathom event

"alien intrusion: uncovering a deception"

apparently it's from creation ministries



goo night hsg


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no they were, it was a response to a post in the thread


now that im leaving soon i suddenly really want fried rice from a chinese food place, with no opportunity to get it

the terminal doesnt even have chinese foods. 2 shake shacks and a fucking buffalo wild wings (which, ive seen before. it's literally right outside one of the boarding gates)


nothing better than stuffing yourself with god damn chicken wings before boarding an international flight



woah dude you're on your way like

right now

is this it



no im at home

my flight isnt for hours

i just wanted to see if there was chinese food in the terminal

i really want pork fried rice




but your flight is in hours

is that it


also goddamnit i want fried rice now


the newest dbfz trailer with "we were angels" as the music really makes me want to shell out the 15$ for the music dlc pack like a dipshit sheep

but i wont



basically i go there, and wait a bit then see if we can get married while this visa is processing

then we wait for the answer to the visa application, regardless of if we get married or not

either way i gotta come back here because you have to to pick the visa up


hit is going to be an epic character in dbfz


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Look at these dudes, no no no no no no no HAHAHAHAAHA


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look at this fucking city I get to explore and loot



>on my way back to my bedroll I find a missile silo

god fuck this just gets better the further into the city I go!


saw star wars


the stars didnt even fight












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hsg buy me this book


what if star wars: the last white man


In the eastern states of Australia, they are commonly known as geebungs, while in Western Australia and South Australia they go by the common name snottygobbles.


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>top ten happy manga endings


*pees in ur balls*


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the yukari hair doujin is in stock on mandarake

give me one fucking reason not to get it


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Buy all the weird fetish doujin you want when you have a job


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goddammit can we just go one dnd session without a cursed artifact

i mean its a cool sword and the effects are nice, but not digging the associated psychological trauma



whats it do my lad


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i love my gf



sentient longsword, roll 1d12 additional frost damage on hit, when worn provides immunity from deafened/blinded/paralyzed/petrified effects, one cast of the haste spell per day

however it apparently is an artifact of some god of avarice, and the sword that looks like a flawless sword with a blue blade to my appearance is actually a jagged spar of metal

my alignment has changed to LE from its insidious whispers into my mind, has made me extremely covetous and greedy, and now wants me to build a treasure vault to end all treasure vaults and let no one ever touch any of my belongings

I had been wearing a suit of plate looted from an orc warlord, but now i believe i'm wearing a full suit of solid gold plate with silver detailwork inlaid in it and have taken to calling myself Graznak the Golden

but in reality my armor is literally falling apart at the seams and everywhere i go i leave flakes of rust as the armor gets rustier and shabbier looking each day

my character is an Eldritch Knight, which is a warrior type that can cast some basic blasting and shielding spells, while retaining a lot of melee combat potential, but he isn't very wise in the ways of magic and doesn't have great resist rolls for mind-intruding magic




lawful epic?


Die For Kanaya


Breath For Kanaya


a weakling dies for their waifu

a true man would live for their waifu


Start A Trust Fund For Kanaya


Cash Your 401K For Kanaya


Donate Your Money To Kanayas Kickstarter


>buy game on steam

>finish within two hours



Take Out A Loan And Launder It Through Bitcoin For Kanaya


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Ya''ll Niggas Don't Even Smoke Crack



Take my flag off now you pond scum



>pond scum

Lake scum, if you please. And by the way:



I Am The Guiding Force In Your Life

I Am The Purpose That Consumes You




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i hope it will end up with Hussie and KC burning the books



i hope it gets delayed for 5 years, with huss, dril, and kc disappearing off the net


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see at first i thought this was just a bit of trivia on that contest but this is ready player 1 isn't it



Why would trivia be in prose form?



i dunno maybe some weird tumblr post



what do you think hussie's new kickstarter is gonna be


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soup hsg



*You'll cowards


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Incels have the talent that are laughable without needing to try.


I'm rewatching sword art online for some background noise

In the first episode he says that there's a finite amount of enemies in the game but that's fucking bullshit in an mmo



nep's neps


>I'm rewatching sword art online

>Watching SAO

>REwatching SAO


need a MOMMY MILKIES edit with Nepeta and Feferi


>the AF is full of degenerate weaboos and actual autists so you can keep your body pillows in your room.

things are starting to make sense


I wonder if ready player one is gonna bomb



Probably not. In a way, I think it will be "The Roger Rabbit of the Digital Generation".


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i'm glad grant's fucking dead



death is meaningless if ur man enough to feel think it is


but why does king kai have bug wings



roger rabbit was good tho



that sentence brings me great woe


Later, space cowboy



didnt he always have those



same reason he has fucking antennae coming out of his forehead


goku should have stayed dead tbh



he's a bug man, man



He has antennae already, but wings fit his aesthetic





don't insult roger like that



what game


oh baby those sexy polygonal knees


>The Roger Rabbit of the Digital Generation

i would cut off my toes if it meant i could prevent this from happening






he did always have them

u just dont see them often i think

but like

antenna things doesnt make him a bug

nothing else is buggy about him except his attitude (lol!!)


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holy fuck what a super attack


hes actually fucking super dead, double triple dead






Well, I suppose we had Wreck It Ralph already. But that was more "Roger Rabbit of Video Games" than "Roger Rabbit Of Every Fucking Piece Of Pop Culture Nerds Waste Their Lives On".

Oh God.

I hope there is no Homestuck in it.

SBAHJ I could live with though.



fuckin deleted him off the game files


in match you can get dragon balls and one of the wishes things is to bring back all allies at partial hp, and that super attack stops the character from even being brought back. what a fuckin game my dude



i thought it was supposed to be mainly 80's references, but then they had shit like tracer

im fairly confident it wont be the rodger rabbit of anything anyways

speaking of wreck it ralph, isnt the second one gonna be garbo




it's a puzzle game and the review i read said it'd take a few hours and i thought few = 3+, but really it meant 1+



I will wait for a discount then.


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you don't understand wonk, the wealth trickles down


i cant wait for the wealth to trickle down to me

trickle down aaaall over me


Don't Let The Wealth Trickle Down On Me


*unzips wealth*


update: i bought the hair doujin


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update to the update: someone fucking bought literally every doujin with yukari on the cover before I could


tumut are you still here

what does ur eldritch knight look like







take this as a sign from god


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im so fucking ANGRY



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get laid lol


<Although patients with eating disorders such as anorexia nervosa and bulimia nervosa frequently abuse laxatives in an attempt to lose weight, laxatives act to speed up the transit of feces through the large intestine, which occurs subsequent to the absorption of nutrients in the small intestine. Thus, studies of laxative abuse have found that effects on body weight reflect primarily temporary losses of body water rather than energy (calorie) loss.

this is good to know





i’m starting to rediscover my love of hiding in bathrooms




nobody is going to bother me while i’m in here!!!


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this meme is cute and epic



It's time to stop and move on from anime.


to quote the epic ruta, sako is a “bitch idiot”


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why would i do that



It clearly isn't good for you if it makes you type in all caps online.



i was expressing frustration you autist

go away



god can suck my fucking cock



You are not making a good case for yourself.


these pizzas killed my diet


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what the fuck



pizzas don't kill diets people do



oh god im having flashbacks

i used to avoid class by getting high in bathrooms


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at least i can use the money for gacha, i guess



it was a Kill Assist


tim tams are good


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Fire Punch is literally kino


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yeah baby show me the interior of that glove


>ywn kiss the back of gqyndolin's hand in greeting and in deference and in an attempt to flirt


listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas


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oh man


jim you know that removing the glove thing is an invitation to cum inside the glove right



i thought that was only when she holds it open for you


i dont wanna cum in her glove

i just wanna hold her hand

i mean if she wanted me to cum in the glove i'd do it in a heartbeat but only cuz she asked



doesn't gwyndolin use masculine pronouns



yeah, whoops


i just wanna hold hands with a moon god thats all



which soul calibur game is this


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MoHu World



and we can't play as the cats yet?

fuck off then


are all the mohu's on playstation



the past like 6 have been on nintendo consoles and the new one is multi plat




oh sweet so if i get a ninty handheld i can play some?



i mean you can definitely play them, but I don't know how active the multi is for them anymore

i think XX is coming to the switch



the controls are better suited to a dual-stick system but yeah, it's on 3DS

and a $15 flashcart can let you mod a 3DS


i'll have a switch

one day


a 2ds is the exact same tech as a 3ds right

so i can mod it


my beard looks so good now that it's trimmed

i dont look like a hobo anymore



it's weaker i think


not by like a lot though, i dunno



its identical




the latest 2DS model should have the exact same specs as a N3DSXL

and it should mod the same way




cool thanks

im probably not gonna but i like having the option



you probably should mod your system, there are benefits beyond piracy

you can install a real screenshot plugin, you could stream to your PC for recording video, get around the dumbass limit for walking to recieve play coins per day

there's even a homebrew that lets you browse and download levels to SMM3DS


holy shit, recording the computer's output audio was so easy to set up

why didn't i do this sooner



i dont really want to do those things

if i did it it would be for piracy tbh


try to drink a glass of water while keeping your nose closed



this sounds like it hurts/will suffocate me


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ajit pais horrible video got taken down for copyright infringement bc he used the harlem shake lmao owned



memes should be fair use, tbh


(the above post was a joke)



put him in jail lol


what's a good podcast to listen to



Rebel FM

Rooster Teeth Podcast



the west wing weekly


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today's mood


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he's a Hobgoblin slave bodyguard who was raised and beaten until he memorized basic magical knowledge in a slaver society run by hedonistic lioness advisors and their pampered, but politically powerless Sultan inspired by the Ottoman Empire

the beginning part of the game his whole motivation was buying his freedom for 3k gp, even though he could have escaped easily the entire time

started as LN, then went CN during a stint as an explorer and sometimes pirate, now LE due to his evil sword

his traveling companion is a female Trollkin monk/cleric who worships storms, and our main rival is a kobold bombmaker that used to travel with us but eventually dropped out of the party when he became convinced he couldn't get us to turn evil (ironic, seeing as now with the sword he is evil)



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epic way to get out tonsil stones from your tonsil: force a gag reflex like you're about to puke and push super hard


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>Doug Jones Says Congress Should ‘Move On’ From Trump Sexual Misconduct Allegations

>On CNN’s “State of the Union” program on Sunday, Jones said Americans had a chance to decide whether the allegations against Trump mattered before the 2016 presidential election.

>People had an opportunity to judge before that election,” Jones said. “I think we need to move on and not get distracted by those issues.”



>parroting trump's exact deflection line



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based on what the rest of the armor looks like, the design of the torso would've been so cool



but then you couldn't see djeeta's titties and ass so what's the point



i would rather see cool armor



not clicking



is central illinois the most boring fucking place on the planet?

I'm trying to get my friend to let me drive them up to naperville or chicago so we can actually fucking DO something



suck your friends dick



suck your own dick


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suck each other's dicks



helm is cute




suck no dicks


slurp up a cunt


that guy named dave strider made a tumblr



i wonder if hes ever gonna read the comic



gonna take a wild guess and say he has better things to do

you better believe hes gonna be a secondary if its gonna get him votes however



im voting for him already just because of the name


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this is very epic


so how much does the dave strider guy's politics align with comic dave


My Last Jedi review

Leia's force powers were really bullshit and rankled me

Rose was qt

Phasma was a joke jobber AGAIN and for good this time

I liked the Nu-B-Wings

Snoke was really generic and useless and added nothing to either movie

Rey was less insufferable

Hamill performed very well for 30 years of not really acting Lukes death was fucking retarded and only there for gravity

There were a lot of plot threads and the film felt bloated as a result

It actually made me like a woman with dyed hair

Overall, enjoyable but very bloated and meandering. At least it wasn't an Empire remake



what’re you doing tonight? you can come over if you want


Also, let Threepio, R2 and Chewie fucking retire it's sad watching them do nothing all movie and be carted out for nostalgia



didn't the cuck ball replace r2



Yes and no

R2 is still in the movie and does some minor things


>At least it wasn't an Empire remake


*gets sucked into vacuum*

*flies at your ship while awkwardly reaching for you*

psh......nothin personnel, hux




Crait was hoth at first but then kinda not

Sidious doesn't die in Empire

Rey sadly has all her limbs


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tonight we eat at star wars


imagine if the names of bills accurately reflected what they were isntead of whatever they think can make stupid people think is harmless

"fuck privacy act", "fuck gays bill", "make monopolies even worse bill"


I seriously pity whoever has to write episode 9



elf ears are so fucking hot

even the really big floppy ones


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>when the elf ears are erogenous


minor xenoblade 2 spoilers

>old guy living with his stand

>stands go back into their pokeballs when their owners die

>old guy slumps over, stand goes back into her pokeball

>rex just fucking takes the pokeball and leaves

what the fuck


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what do elves practice at elf practice anyway?

sucking dick?


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There Is Truth And Then Again There Is Truth

For All That The World Is Full Of People Who Go Around Believing They Have Got Everyone Else Figured Out

There Is No Real Bottom To What Is Not Known

The Truth About Us Is Endless As Are The Lies


Fart Niggas Be Like

Yoda Face


I'm watching cube 2: hypercube and boy is this a cheesy ass movie


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i shidded an farded an camed my pants


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this show is pretty good



cube 2 hypercube is a very fun and semi-epic movie



I'm enjoying it but it is pretty fucking cheesy



the cutest girl (male)



i've been meaning to watch it

it's 1 cour right? i could probably just binge it



Yeah it's 11 episodes with the last one this thursday. I just picked it up today and watched the 10 episodes out so far.


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I found the nutshack



which game is this



it's the nutshack


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jesus fuck i thought the image was a joke


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this image is actually a joke that the guy made a while ago and the real thing is even more horrifying



7 Days to Die


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Will any other show exist by the new year?



Megaman apparently


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some tetris bullshit going on in this gas station garage


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>the guy who drew this created a cartoon on nick, then got fired for sexual harassment



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i just spent $26 on three chocolate bars



whats that top example



erina from shokugeki no soma

i don't really care for her all that much but she's a sort-of ok tsundere


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most lovely most epic girl



fuck you


hey xlr


fuck you


and fuck your mutilated penis



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he loves circumcision


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you defended it my big bitch.

unless you care to rescind some comments?


snib snib


so ashamed of your victimhood you choose to revel in it and attempt to wield it


in other words: fuck you bitch!!!


minorities are disgusting i hate them

pooooof magic magic magic 5 min.. lat.e.r.....

ugh guh i hate being minority hate being treat different ;9



forget about the minority for a second and consider that islam is a memetic plague. an ideological cancer!


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>you defended it


look at how minorities get treated in muslim majority countries!!!

are you fucking stupid?



you did you dumb cunt

start campaigning against it right now.


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Islam is the light


cucktaku cunt



shut up bitch take the hormones i told you too


do you like islam for the incest


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I like it for its anti-semtism and foreignness


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can we cut this short, i'm running out of tyler the creator reaction images


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>can we cut this short

i don’t know if we should cut it short but we sure can mutilate the tip


white boy



if you would side with the muslims over the jews you are a fool.






yeah i’m white bitch what’s up???


uh oh is the soy developing more holes in sponge's head again


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I'm not siding with them I just like the aesthetics and cosmology of Islam more goyboy



where am i wrong nigga???


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teach me about sufism sometime if it’s so epic

why do they wear the fez



>Muslims and Jews


Fucking idiot go back to /r/atheism


there is no goddess but goddess and she is our goddess



The fez is secular Ottoman headwear

Sufism has nothing to do with it




>>Muslims and Jews


>belief in the existence of a supreme being, specifically of a creator who does not intervene in the universe.


anyway their “god” is the demiurge and my god is real



>specifically of a creator who does not intervene in the universe.


doesnt spongelord believe in greek gods kek



what's your point



Oh, okay, you don't understand English and/or Judaism and Islam



only eris

you’re not going beyond the surface of the surface level. learn for yourself what eris is, she’ll thank you for it. she’ll fuck you for it.


soyboys gone wild


Gods Are Anthropomorphic Personifications Of Qualities Traits And Elements To Be Adored

They Are Also Representative Of What Values And Flaws Are Predominant In The Societies That Shape Them And The Hierarchy As Well As Relationship Among Gods Is An Interesting Study Case For How Important And Significant Are The Elements They Represent To Their Societies


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i hope ready player one just puts the entire movie of wargames in the movie



do you hope they put circumcision in the movie?



don't reply to me until you fix your face, bud.


ready player one is full of so many fictional characters so theres a good chance they add muhammad lol



oh you haven’t even posted yours you yellow bellied bitch




i’ll keep replying to you. i’ll do whatever i want my big bitch. i’ll do whatever i want you chairbreaking furfaggot psuedointellecual shitheel


i forgot the t


sponge calling anyone else a psuedointellectual is a big lol


i’m really high



On what



i’m a metaintellectual





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Reality Incoming





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Reject The Obscenity Of Contrived Uniformity Order Or Purpose

Turn And Face The Tidal Wave Of Of The Abyss From Which Society Have Been Fleeing In Terror For Millennia

Thank The Abyss For It Shall Never Be Exhausted

Create Destroy And Enjoy For It Is All Chaos


how many nihilists do we have in der haus?


Nihilism is To Stand In The Open Fields Shouting Obscenities At The Sky Waiting For The Wild Animals To Devour You



are you a nihilist?



wwhats up



i missed a little sponge spat

what an epic dumbass


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imagine kanaya holding you down and hocking a jade loogie on your face


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is this a loogie from her cocky kun



My What


imagine kanaya holding you down and hocking a jade loogie on your face


Kanaya is nice and polite and would never do that


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what if i asked her to

what if i asked her to gurt on my face


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i really love my gf



she might if you did a favor for her


>a troll will never grab my hair hard and cum all over my face



tfw no qt troll gf that plays with your hair while you slurp her gurt



she doesn't love you back


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tfw you’ll never get covered in a rainbow of qt troll gurt


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that second pic

is epic



extremely epic images rev


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I can't wait to spend Christmas Eve with my wife



the guy who created the loud house got fired?


imagine grant and his wife turning out to be the most elaborate captain eridan situation of all time



that would be epic

grant learns to draw but never draws under his own name just to keep up the illusion




apparently 12 women came forward and said he harassed them




i remember him drawing in old hsg a while ago

i think i asked him to draw dave?


and they couldn't get Cosby locked up even after he admitted to doing it

what the fuck


loud house

little mouse


>lesbians i know posting their feet on their snapchat stories

oh gosh


Whats The Matter

Never Seen Toes Before


you like feet or something? gross!


sponge "dan 'the man with the plan' schneider" lord


sponge "dan 'open wider' schneider" lord



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>girl that looks like me told me she wants to shotgun me

oh gosh



oh jeez


any sexy henchman here to do my evil little schemes? ;3



this but unironically




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