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the old



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more fitting to op actually


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oh yeah

Paradox Space



is this dumb fucker actually from a show

looks like one of those shitty young adult CW superhero shows




they made a meme video of the comic books from this challenge


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love a good exploit

I'm quadrupling the items that Chet gives me here


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i like jerking off


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does guldo freeze the entire universe when he holds his breath

doesn't that make guldo one of the most powerful beings in the db universe



it can be a game breaking ability but it loses the effect the stronger the opponent is, like cell or majin buu


actually it wouldnt even outmatch frieza either



doesnt he just paralyse his enemies through telekinesis?



sure, he sucks poopy in terms of combat strength

but guldo can affect every atom in the entire universe, from anywhere, at any time

buu can't do anything like that



oh, is that how it works?

man that's much less impressive


he does both


time freeze drains too much energy for him to attack, and if he uses it like 3 times he cant even fire a laser



all he can do is effectively stop it in time

i wouldnt know how he would be able to manipulate them so its effectively useless



he could just train...


*freezes time*

*injects Frieza with estrogens*


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ruh roh!


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i dont get it


weedy smokers in the jaaaail toniiight


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one day


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It's snowing pretty fucking hard outside

should I try to find a yuki-onna gf?



follow your dreams


need a fucking snowblower gf tbh


i only just found out that swatter guy was like 25 years old


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>manufacturer sells replacement laptop battery for like $200

>amazon has them listed for $15, but those are just re-juiced old batteries that last maybe 3 or 4 months



>he wants his gf to suck canadian rapper dick



tkmiz didn't appreciate the collage /a/ made her?

i have no idea either



idk who tkmiy is


gf didnt finish her kebab, bringing my kebab count for the day to 2.5

"you only live once" - genghis khan


more like genghis fat


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i cant believe grants gf is a feeder...


I'm poopin



shes small, she aint gonna put away the food like a guy like me can

a kebab is meat and veg and bread, how could it not be a perfect meal?


i wonder what its like to have like, a weird tumblr fanbase who just post gifs of you and shit


i should pirate slay the spire

it seems neat


grants a big guy






shit dude

i guess you told santaloli and your person?



isn't shark usually the one to post modeseven

are those the pictures you think are weird


headcanon: grant is bara



she has a lot of bad images saved



i kind of like the voice for the catgirl being an irish milf or something

the dub in general is really corny from what i've seen


like bad porn to post about or just weird shit


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rare footage of grant [real]



im not being specificfor a reason

the reason being that its not my place to say, what these images are.

but its safe to say there are many i would never post, or consider posting



spill the dirt on your weirdo gf



shark drew a bunch of weird snaking penises so its probably just a big ol folder of dicks


there was a person who made a post saying they had a dream that teletubbies were actually the infantile state of some sort of cryptd/cosmic being and they got kind of funky looking when they were adults

today it made me think about how the whole concept of the squiddles was a ploy by the horrorterrors to do shit with Jade, and how those two things are kind of similar



yeah he knows


what was even "le point" of the horrorterrors

i forget



but the squiddles were an established franchise, it wasn't just a jade thing



the what now



yea but wasn't the series itself someone orchestrated by the horrorterrors? or was that just some kind of weird coincidence

i remember it being the former.



i dont remember either honestly, i know that rose had a squiddle shirt that she drew over to turn it into the one we see but that's about it



the horrorterrors! le epic cthulus that had some importance somehow apparently!



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you a smoker now rev?

i dnt think u could afford



if you're asking legitimately their "purpose" later on in the story was that Feferi asked them to allow the kids and trolls' dreambubbles to interact much more than they normally would. glubglub was a horrorterror? or something, it was horrorterror adjacent i think and that's why she could talk to them, is what i remember

outside of that they didn't have any large Purpose though they did play that aspect of giving knowledge to Rose when she wanted it and making her grimdark



I pick up the shorts I find outside the bars

but it was more about the bus


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very nice


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this song has been stuck in my head for like 15 fucking years

it's always there, lurking, but occasionally surfaces and asserts itself


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absolute banger



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too bad the new deus ex was kind of shit


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i wonder if the interaction between this and the karoo lands will spawn some new broken ass modern deck

untapped lands that tap for 2 colored mana with no drawback, especially if you have an azusa or something out, seems bretty good


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>Rampant growth needs a downside at uncommon but don't worry guys we have negate at common!

i see wotc is going back to their days of sucking blue's cock

there's also the fact that mana dorks can't exist anymore apparently, those are way too powerful



they never stopped sucking blue's cock

have you not seen literally every printing of jace?



granted, being afraid of rampant growth is retarded of them, but negate has been printed a million times and is like always at common and also is not maindeckable anyway



was chad jace even any good i only remember him for being chad pirate




he's one of the worst 3-mana walkers ever


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yea he was pretty good i guess


maro's hateboner for green has always baffled me because if you asked me to give him a color identity i'd say it's simic or something



ah, yes, "Infinite Reflections" the planeswalker and you only need Doubling Season to kick the combo off


like you listen to the guy talk and listen to anything the guy has ever said pretty much ever and it screams green or simic timmy but he loves delver and hates green



they don't hate green dude, green has been probably the most powered up color in standard for awhile. it's had better card advantage than blue and ridiculous threats.

taking away 1-mana manadorks doesn't mean the color is shit, it just means 3 drops can be more powerful because they don't hit the table turn 2.



kidz teevee always gave me weird vibes

I avoided watching it

I can now contextualize it with fun slanguage like "mk ultra" but the vibes are still similar



maro's gone on record saying that green is his least favorite color and according to him the biggest mistake of a card they've ever made is hornet queen

green's gotten a lot of good shit lately (and it's deserved, it was garbage for years) but if they're going to "tone down the power level of standard" which is their reasoning for removing mana dorks then they should get rid of some of blue's bread and butter too



blue did get hit

counterspells have been weakened significantly

the best counterspell in standard right now is probably disallow, that's pretty shitty.

blue has been relegated to a support color in standard for years now because it's strengths are non-existent. and they didn't even cannibalize other parts of the color pie like they did for green.

i dunno, maybe maro in particular doesn't like green, but that apparently doesn't have an impact on their final product




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also they've been powercreeping blue a bit too, prowess existing as a mainstay blue mechanic is pretty powerful

blue's historically gotten everything except good creatures and now it gets good creatures too

the blue elder dinosaur isn't even that bad and yet people always complain about the giant fuckoff leviathan or whatever


>the best counterspell in standard right now is probably disallow, that's pretty shitty.

it's 1 cmc more than actual counterspell with not-always-marginal upside.

I think the cheapest dork recently has been 3 mana? i'll check


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"1 cmc more with not-always-marginal upside" fits i guess

i thought they had shittier dorks than this


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themes of the threads


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finally, bkub's prophecy has been fufilled


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there's plenty of 2 mana dorks running around the format

i can't think of a blue creature that's had a big impact on standard that's not multi-colored

blue has just been the splashed-in support color in standard for a long time now. although to be fair, they've definitely given blue a little more love than they were say a year or two ago, so maybe it'll reach a more healthy place.


imagine a guy who has his own personal gym and the punching bags all have pictures of lolis on them



what did he do



that's a pretty shitty dork but i guess it's supposed to have value in being a bear after you use its mana


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he was the guy who did shit in the suicide forest




in a vacuum it is, but it's actually incredibly powerful in temur/4-color energy, which is the deck that's completely dominating standard right now.

entering and adding 2 energy to power up harnessed lightning or give your bristling hydra another activation means the card isn't dead in the late game like most dorks are



i thought that guy was named logan



logan paul


they're brothers



>means the card isn't dead in the late game like most dorks are

that's generally why i like sink mechanics, since i like to ramp a lot


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>Fried Fish

>Assorted (Oxtail, etc.)

i just wanted some rice man


Tomorrow I run my dnd group through the first adventure in Out of the Abyss

I'm hype but scare


>sean murray will never die in the suicide forest

feels bad


guldo > hit confirmed


yoshimitsu > guldo


Last time I had oxtail from this Jamaican takeout place it was delicious but it's so fatty and rich that I got a wicked bad stomachache after


>pre-pre-release is tomorrow

damn i didn't know the set was coming out already

i knew it was spoiler season but I still thought we had a lot left to go


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oh god where is this coming from

i havent felt this feel in so long

this feel of

want *f




i dont care


Suppress all strong emotions through drugs and esoteric occultism


want pf (pizza gf)




want re-f (retard gf)


want jf (jasper gf)



even when i stopped supressing feelings through drugs i didnt feel this



want gf (girl gf)


want stpmdf (something that plows my driveway gf)



wait no i change mine to this one



is there a better way to put it

SO (significant other)?



this is a euphemism right


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no there's like a foot of snow outside and I don't want to shovel it


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Horrid little pigman looking for feminine* company

Enjoys weed, horror movies, and chinese takeout

Are you Mrs. Right?

*feminine penises acceptable


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still need to read this

i read like, maybe a hundred or two pages and then stopped


i want a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dgdnbf (demigirl genderfuild demiagnder nonbinary friend)


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Every week i vore Jesus Christ and sometimes i kneel in front of an almost naked man and ask for absolution.


w-want italian gf


eat the zombie's flesh or a goat will throw you in a fire


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and pray to all these people the church has certified as goodboys:)



isn't that the chick from boku no hero




no shes from homestuck


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it's her hot mom



we didn't see her parents during that bit did we


i want to pet Pumpkimpaler



>Petting zoo calls in exorcist for four-horned ‘devil’ sheep

>Petting zoo staff have called in an exorcist over a four-horned ‘devil’ sheep at their sanctuary.


I still don't understand how pipboys are powered



it's wes!


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>Extra perks

>If a player chooses to rebuild their character upon leaving the tutorial boundaries surrounding Goodsprings, the player will be reset to level 1, but not all perks are reset.

>Confirmed Perks for this glitch


<Grim Reapers Sprint

<Long Haul

<Miss Fortune

<Mysterious Stranger

<Strong Back

and so many MANY more


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Do Not Forget To Like Comment Share And Subscribe


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Because it's cute


>foot smut



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[wes/rev/sako/ben/wonk/khan/grant voice]

it's wes/rev/sako/ben/wonk/khan/grant


iiiiiit's sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality


it's hsg


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its me



[eri voice]


>$10 tapas plate

>it has about 4 bites worth of food

did i just get mealcucked




should i order pizza


mealcuck: the new service for dieters

whenever you order something unhealthy, we'll send over one of our professional mealbulls who will eat the unhealthy food right in front of your face



botw has 5 autosaves, that's cool



aren't you gonna ask what flavour



i already did yesterday

but what flavor



p to the i to the n to the eapple


pineapple flavour



ask for "fresh gurt"

post response


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current mood: tracking down the pope chart so i can get a pic of Boniface V in the same style of Boniface I-IV


remember when jack and pm casually killed a bunch of horrorterrors



i actually dont but i also dont doubt it


Post joeyface


khan seems like the kind of guy to eventually become a cuck, or at the very least a swinger(cuck lite)

something in the way he posted pics of his gf to people that could not care less, combined with his bimboification fetish makes me think that he has a decent chance of going down that road


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chicken parm pizza is hella good

chicken bacon ranch is also not bad


double peace sign joeyface


Refugee Welcome! joey


ahegao joey


you know what, i'll say it

the stuff they did with darth maul in the new canon is pretty cool


Oh heyo my ma got me the Bioshock collection for ps4 noice



whats your psn





but I'm not signing in until august or so, to keep my PS3 on 4.81 in case a HEN exploit hits for it (or for 4.82, which can be updated to manually via pup)


wes, add me on psn



when did he post pics of his gf?



do tell




i really wish i could change it



i'm sorry, i can't have that name on my friends list

please understand


>dude obsessed with cuccos got cucked


wes, add me on myspace



what would you change it to


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frostyflora or something


File: ed8762a14b485f1⋯.jpg (18.46 KB, 200x157, 200:157, Boniface_IX.jpg)


T/N: orc means pigman in japanese


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he lives, grows to be an old hermit obsessed with revenge on the two things who ruined him: the sith and obi-wan

tries to help destroy the empire, but when that falls through and he sees vader as everything he could have been, his only driving force left is killing kenobi

although it's sort of hinted that he actually wants kenobi to kill him and end his misery

he actually successfully tracks him down to tatooine

then this happens


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I'll kill you old man



it'll take more than your twig arms to take me down



I'll FUCKING kill you old man


rev vs shitto

the battle of the bulge


the truffle scuffle


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we should all start calling him shitto

see if he flips it


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thatd be a massive waste of energy on something that wouldn't actually bother me


who would be stronger

final ben or revved up rev



epic post







sure thing whatever you say shitto



>the truffle scuffle



why does maul get shafted in every canon despite being the coolest



>the coolest

he lost to young obi wan, who did NOT have the high ground

maul also had twice the lightsaber



it's kind of necessary

either he just gets pwned in half by obi-wan

or he survives that but is cucked out of being a sith by the rule of 2 because of dooku and eventually vader

everyone wants him dead because he's a sith, and the sith want him dead because he's one too many, so there's no role he can have besides hiding, spiteful asshole


File: 2429db7038e61fe⋯.png (15.28 KB, 418x91, 418:91, le epic le meme.png)



ass fangs: good or not?




Yeah, about that, why is the rule of two in place? Why can there ever only be 2 at a time?



File: 673a7d9613e9890⋯.jpg (17.57 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)



I read about it the other day, it's something like sith were a bunch of greedy retards with too much infighting so they created the rule of two to prevent self-destruction

even though the apprentice is usually the one who is supposed to/ends up killing the master anyway


roxy's socksies

rose's toes


does anyone have the pic where roxy pukes on jake's dick and he looks in horror







the sith always basically imploded in the past

they were all so power-obsessed and selfish that infighting would lead to greater losses than their enemies inflicted on them

so darth BANE? decided to just train one apprentice, who would teach everything he knew to and who would eventually surpass and kill him, and that apprentice would do the same

so they daisy-chained knowledge and power down to distill a sith capable of, well, taking over the whole galaxy. sidious was the culmination of all of that.


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mama mia

they never commented on the flavorful gurt remark


does stabs pump her own gas now?



hope you like eating cum


I Do Not Understand

Why Does Shigure The Largest Fruit Basket Not Simply Eat The Others


Does Anybody Else Here Know That Feel When Girlfriend



i've only had one real girlfriend ever and she was Bad

so no



Wow Dot Laughing Anime Girl Dot Joint Photographic Experts Group

Sounds Like You Did It Wrong




I've had a few

and all were pretty bad

but yes I know the feeling


Lads Is It Jay Peg Or Jay Pedge



i think you're lying



She Is Canadian You Would Not Have Met Her



jay peg



of course

because she isn't real



My Girlfriend Is Real And So Is Her Large Feminine Penis



ah, gotcha


as long as you properly pronounce gif as "jiff", you're good


Lads Is It Graphic Interchange Format Or Giraffic Interchange Format I Always Forget



jraphics interchange format


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That Feel When Your Giraffe Interchange Program Is In Complete Disarray Because No One Can Agree On A Standard Format



it's literally confirmed by the creator to be jiff


you lose


Let Us





god knows the creator is always right and can never be wrong




Lads Is Sucking Small Feminine Penis Gay

For You That Is


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real talk though

what do you prefer?









when it comes to the title of what they created?

yes, they get the say on that, you dumbass retard fucknig



The Owners Of Grumpy Cat Call Him Tarder Sauce So I Think That Matter Is Not Entirely Settled



Asterisk Wuh Walks Into Thread Asterisk


It Is Me

Wuh Winter Mood Swuh Wings Eri



>"the creator says it's jif, but that doesn't matter on account of because we don't want it to"

yeah no fuck off



You Seem Angry



<sucking steve wilhite's old wrinkled cock in the year of our lord 2018



and you seem dead

*curseyehamehas you*



Have You Tried Watching A Good Anime Like Bleach


Yesterday I Ejaculated Into Roses Asshole Prematurely And I Realized

Busting Really Does Make Me Feel Good


Hello I Have Just Awoken From A Four And A Half Year Coma

Boy I Hope Nothing Politically Controversial Happened While I Was Out


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I don't understand this meme



Rev Is The Only True Gentleman Left

Which Is Admittedly An Extremely Sad State Of Affairs For Chivalry


just subscribed to wanikani

me learn japanese words goodly now



it's not a meme

it's just a dumb animation with suicide is painless over it



it's funny because suicide

and funny cartoon drawing


If A Girl Stoops To Have Sex With You The Only Thing You Should Say To Her Genitals Is Gulp


>10 years from now there are going to be kids nostalgic about running around as tiny knuckles in vrchat


There Is Something Captivating About Knowledge Which Remains Or Has Become Undocumented


If You Know About It You Were There

Old Memes In Expired Archives

In Jokes Never Committed To Paper Or Recording

An Otherwise Nondescript Image Not Even Google Remembers Anymore



Damn Apparently Even The Wikipedia Synopsis Of A La Recherche De Temps Perdu Can Spread The Proustian Taint



imagine all the homestuck memes that died with homestuck communities we'll never know


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>An Otherwise Nondescript Image Not Even Google Remembers Anymore


If I Start Talking Like I Might Read Swanns Way Just Put Me Down Lads

It Will Be A Mercy Killing


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Someone You Have Never Met Nor Spoken To Who Hasn't Thought About This Image In Years Has The Fullsize Original On A Hard Drive In A Moving Box That Was Never Opened



christ-chan is a good anime, kanaya


Put your knife in me



Kanaya Whom

We Are All Anonymous Here Lad


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I Want Her To Crush My Skull Between Her Biceps And Lats


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Thread theme: Frigid Brutal Nights edition

The vocalist on this song froze to death in a flash snowstorm walking home from his parents cottage in Norway


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kat is cute


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Rev You Cowardly Bitch My Thighs Are Thicker Than That And I Do Not Even Lift

Unwilling To Commit Either To Fat Or To Muscle You Have Wallowed In The Cesspit Of Shit Taste With The Normies




measure your thighs.

Go on, tell me how large they are.

you fuckwit.



ok literally erase every want gf post i've ever made, this is it.

this is what i need


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You May Think I Am Chickening Out Right Now

And I Am That Is True

It Is Also True That Every Time I Have Gone Looking For My Measuring Tape For Close To A Year Has Led To A Fruitless Search Of Not Less Than Two Hours And I Have Less Exhausting Things To Do With My Time


I actually forgot the serkets had that 8 pupil thing going on for a while there


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after seeing the full picture, I was happier before


I have 30 inch thighs

and it's not fat

I've shattered bike chains from the force I can deliver


You Know That Feel When You Wear A Denim Jacket Pinned With Lesbian Iconography Over A Flannel Button Up And Pants Tucked Into Wool Socks In Mens Boots And A Man Tries To Hit On You Anyway

Exactly How Dykey Do I Have To Be



Bike Chains Around Your Thighs Huh

Did Mistress Spank You Harder Than You Expected Or Something

I Hope You Are At Least Getting Royalties On That Footage You Filthy Slut




Yeah I'm pretty down with this gf

We could work on the oral hygiene, given my proclivities, but other than that this is perfect


Does Anyone Have That Image Where Somebody Tries To Argue That Because Exactly Half Of The Kids Have Optical Lenses The Number Of Homosexuals Heterosexuals And Bisexuals Would Be Gender Balanced In The Troll Cast


*shoeships into thread*



all you need is the episode of the madeleine




It Is Not Shipping It Is Romspec And You Are Being Deliberately Obtuse


Funny You Should Mention That Because A Conversation About The Spelling Of The Madeline Series Of Childrens Books Is Why I Started Reading The Synopsis In The First Place


That Is The Best Description I Can Give You

I Found Out Later That She Also Wrote One Of My Favorite Homestuck Fanfictions But I Do Not Remember Which Or Who



is there a word for that first pic

where the fabric of the dress is in the front and back but with huge slits, revealing that the wearer is wearing nothing underneath



a girl that r9k orbits


For The Record I Was Born In The Madeleine Timeline And Crossed Over Into The Madeline Stream Without Noticing Some Time Ago



I don't know but it's an incredible dress


Weed cave is real cold, being a basement

But now I got a heated seat pad for my chair

You could say I'm steaming some hams



>I Found Out Later That She Also Wrote One Of My Favorite Homestuck Fanfictions But I Do Not Remember Which Or Who

describe the fic

also these kanayaposts feel different



Who Is This Kanaya You Speak Of

I Do Not Remember Anything About The Fic Either Sorry I Know That Is Useless



>I Do Not Remember Anything About The Fic Either Sorry I Know That Is Useless

you managed to forget everything about the fic besides the fact that the author also made some weird glasses prediction



Yes It Seemed Incongruous That I Could Have Enjoyed One So Thoroughly Without Knowing She Had Also Written The Other Much Dumber Text



an aurora borealis? entirely within your weed cave?

god i wanna chill with you in your weed cave


I Had Been Aware Of The Sexual Orientation Prediction For At Least As Long As I Had Been Aware Of The Fic Without Having Any Idea

In The End The Cognitive Dissonance Was More Memorable Than The Fic Itself


man i forgot how ugly zelda is in this game lol


once i was reading a japanese graphic novel that i bought during my weeb phase

a royal had purchased a man's freedom and they were living together

and after declining a gift of cookies from the royal because he didnot believe it was his palce to be cared for, the man found a plate of them at his favorite reading spot (something he was surprised yet delighted to find the royal knew about) with a note that said "these are your madeleines"

the idea of something belonging to him made the man cry, and i as well

and that's when i first googled what the hell a madeleine was and discovered proust's work




does their romance start while they're still a slave?

cuz that's iffy

captive prince is a book like that has a huge tumblr following



It Starts And Stops Before Lan Is Enslaved

They Do Not Come To An Understanding Until They Are Both Fugitives If That Helps




after Lan is enslaved, is he called Eth?




I Would Not Necessarily Say That I Liked It But I Read It Last Night And It Treads The Same Thematic Ground Of Navigating Kindness With Someone Still Traumatized From Their Enslavement


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So i guess we're not getting a quetzalcoatl?



now it's slightly scarier


<when you get too caught up in fapping and end up wasting an entire hour without noticing



Art Takes Time


>A shit tier web comic by the name of Owl Turd (we're not making this up) was busy churning out its usual taint of mundane mediocrity, back in November of 2017, when it managed to suddenly go viral as a result of infuriating the entire right side of the Internet. Now you might think, "How could some silly little poorly drawn web comic possibly piss off so many people?!" And the answer to that question would be... cowardly self-submission to the point of effectively creating an entirely new dimension of gutless prostration. We're talking a brand of self-inflicted impotence on a level that would make any sane thinking person start to question whether or not some human beings should even be allowed to walk upright and wear clothes, let alone be allowed to have the usual rights and responsibilities of a capable discerning adult.

did human pet guy write this


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melania: burgcucked




where did you find this


a man needs his burg time



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tag yourself


gotta tell you lads

i really like jerking off


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im like an orange hungee boi


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there are few things as enjoyable as masturbating


twenty ate-teen: year of vore


remember when he said he was going to stop random porn because of his waifu





i never said this



consider it


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just goes to show you how dedicated he really is to her...


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the hellwishers once again come out of the woodworks to try to beat me down out of jealousy

pathetic, the lot of you


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eat shit and die old man

fuck off


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you disgust me


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pictured: Sako's anal wreckage



wheres flygon



he specifically said he wouldnt stop posting random porn because of his waifu


man botw sure is fun

you're punished for fighting so there's no point in fighting so you just run from point a to point b doing nothing


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big ëpic


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You can get better weppys from enemies so that's incentive to kill them


Hello friends, what's up






all of the weapons from these things are weaker

whose idea was this, weapon durability is never a good idea unless it's really short term shit like monster hunter



about to lay down actually I got like two hours of sleep last night and every part of me is sore


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please do not bully tkmiz

she does her best


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i hope tkmiz doesn't kill herself


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I want to commit murder.



anyone in particular


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this is great in edgar edh, but ascend seems pretty hard to turn on



>opponent plays Eon Hub



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>but ascend seems pretty hard to turn on

you know it's ALL permanents, right?

Ascend is pretty much threshold 2.0 and threshold was a meme how easy it was to activate


>have to go to the bowling alley



you know what fuck this

i normally don't do this for games I'm playing for the first time but i'm just looking up korok/shrines because this whole system is obnoxious

the stamina wheel's fucking worse than skyrim's stamina and that's saying something, not to mention that for running you can just glitch it to have infinite stamina anyway



i think having 10 permanents in a non-edh game is a lot rarer than you think


i forgot how much fun learning new jukugo and kanji was



It seems pretty common in limited.


plus with treasure and all the various token strategies


topic older than the sun: hey remember all those pesterlogs between jade and rose and how they were great friends

me neither



not in general, unless you're very late in a stalled game or have a deck that makes a lot of permanents


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>or have a deck that makes a lot of permanents

why wouldn't you, anyway

especially with a mechanic that rewards it


I've got a giant dick and I make ladies cum with it


>Hero's path records your entire game

wew laddie



not all decks will be able to

you either need a creature token deck or something like treasure

if you're just playing, like, on curve dinosaurs getting to 10 isn't going to be easy or fast


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i'm glad cptnameless is still doing stuff


my penis is long and strong


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look how far we've come


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they gotta make at least one bad bob per block, seems like

also check out this guy, seems very good


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president deals, baybeeeee








so i guess prepare for the nukes to start launching on friday


was there ever a baseball bat depicted in homestuck in any of the panels?


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the actions of the president and his lawyers have convinced me that everything in that book will be true


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weaning myself off of jerking off out of boredom by studying japanese instead


*starts rapping and suddenly five beautiful black babies implode*


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she... epicc


botw's kind of fun if you play it as a stealth game with the guardians



[in wonk voice] ugh



this is epic


skyward sword, oot/mm, and tp were all namedropped in the same sentence


alternate reality where jontron has a fart fetish and he injects it into his videos




she looks so much like me it’s so epic


nice acne




very epic



it’s cute



its epic



*pops your shoulder out of place*

*coughs spittle into open join*

*pops it back in again*


Hey sako are you studying grammar too or just kanji?



oh why don’t you go ask your coworker to put out one of her cheap cigarettes in you you sniveling gremlin of a man



*does that same thing with the other shoulder*



*slices off your nipples and squirts piss into each hole*



I have a genki workbook(and a textbook pdf) but I haven't used it in a while

I'm gonna open it tomorrow and go back and redo what I've forgotten


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they’ll be calling bsb pisstits


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lauch the nukes now kim


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goodnight hsg



goo night


i have 3 monitors now


>giant open world

>can actually climb around mountains

>dragons are massive and rightfully terrifying

well it took 6 years but someone finally did skyrim right



is that your girl?


dae zelda skyrim????????????????????? ;^D



its his cousin. hes dating his cousin


im a simple man

i see indian girl feet

i like and subscribe


Lip Teeth are IN


goo night hsg


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when will they learn......


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Henshin-A-Go-Go, baby!


I cant believe this place still exists holy smokes. Its worse than ever too. Long time no see shitlords. Why do you still post here??



Sorry that was kind of hostile. Uhh, hi everyone its been a really long time. Hows everyone going?


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me sweepy but me no wantsa go to beddy byesies



i want that Rose to sit on my face


>This Has Been The Active Thread For Fifteen Hours

Jesus Christ Just Pull The Plug


Little Piece Of Hard Won Advice

Thats Insomnia And You Should Take It Seriously Because It Will Stop Being Fun Soon If It Hasnt Already


Asterisk Hits The Blunt And Looks Jadedly Into The Middle Distance Asterisk

Seasonal Affective Disorder


Seasonal Affective Disorder Never Changes



If u sleep now u wont feel like shit tomorrow. And whatever ur doing now u can do later. Prioritise ur health stranger.

Hey uhh. Whats this place like in term of morality? Like is it gross but overall harmless or are you guys bigots now?


467 posts is a lot



Wait Holy Shit Marcel Proust Has Fucked Me Again I Am Having An Episode Of Involuntary Memory

Does Anyone Else Remember That Time Eggy Left And Then Came Back For A Thread On The Advice Of His Therapist

Was I Actually There Or Did I Just See It While Trawling The Old Archives



i want to eat that Jade's ass



i can sleep if i want to but i dont want to

i dont want tomorrow to come just yet


i'll manage as always

also the morality is hit and miss i guess, it depends what you mean by that


political morality? shaky

general morality? theres a guy here fucking his cousin, i think that would probably be the worst of it



Yeah That Is What I Am Saying That Is A Disordered Sleep Pattern

I Could If I Wanted To Is Nice And All

Right Up Until You Dont Want To And Then That Shitty Decision Fucks You Over

If Youre At All Like Me Thats Already Happened More Times Than You Could Plausibly Count


Im Making The Incredibly Shitty Decision To Stay Awake As We Speak

At Least This Time I Dont Have Work In The Morning



Trust me its just gonna get worse. Its a gradual thing but if you dont break the habit asap youll regret it.

Uhh, i guess like, do people here say and think racist/homophic/transphobic/etc stuff..? And is there still that old 4chan mob mentality where everyone attacks each other over trivial mistakes?


For real?? Thats gross af why would anyone do that


This person is correct. U should go to sleep.


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I save stuff I find visually appealing or interesting for the use of colors/light/lines/whatever or stuff I find funny or bad-but-good-for-shitposting



post that webm with the butt


Will There Be Someone To Write The Gay Fanfiction I Want To Read But Am Too Lazy To Write Myself Under Stateless Communism


Does anyone care if i put on a name?? Its weird and annoying being anon.


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This is a case of visually appealing



we can already tell who you are due to your unique typing style so go ahead



>its fake




Shit dude. Ur joking but i used to trip in 2011 and people would catch me whenever i went anon.

Also what should i call you dude?


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call him daddy it's his fetish



thabk you for being concerned for my wellbeing kanaya but im probably gonna be unhealthy for the night



Its Fine Most Of My Advice Is Given As A Thinly Veiled Opportunity To Talk About My Own Problems Anyway


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i wish i had a butt like that holy smokes.



Everyone does that dont stress kanaya. As long as its balanced and you actually try to help go for it.


i wish kanaya was real...


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My Two Door Cinema Club Opinions Are Twofold

The First Is That Their Critics Are Right

They Really Do Only Do One Thing Well I Just Dont Care Because I Like That Thing

The Second Is Imagine Being One Of The Dudes In Two Door Cinema Club Who Isnt Kevin The Bassist

Like Its Gotta Be A Sore Point To Be In A Trio And Know You Arent The Hot One But To Then Age From Plain To Ugly While Kevin Just Gets Hotter


Insult To Injury


Whos Stressed

Self Deprecation Is Also A Thinly Veiled Excuse To Talk About Myself


Does this place have an archive?? Im a narcissist and i want to look up my old posts.



grant moronson



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Uhh, okay i guess. This is weird bc normally id say 'if somethings up feel free to message me and talk about it' but you and i barely know each other so like, idk. Whatevers goin on i hope u can work it out. Either way, if you want to vent here ill listen if you want.


Whoa grant. I remember that name but nothing about him. Jeepers.


Thanks buddy. Nothing for 8ch i guess.






who the fug are u



Im aggy! Whats up anon? Nice to meetcha. I used to be drawpi like 5 years ago. I was known for crushing on cuntpi and forgetting who die was. Used to draw and stream movies regularly too.



ohh now i vaguely remember you now



Oh I remember drawpi, hi drawpi


Turns Out Sometimes Ignoring Your Problems Works But Only When You Were Fundamentally Wrong About The Problem In Question In The First Place


>used to be drawpi




Its better you forget. That version of me was a mess.


Hi anon how are you?


Pobodys nerfect dude. What should i call you?


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Kanaya whats bothering you?



that guys name is wes



Even Less Now Than The Last Time You Asked



Sorry kanaya, that was pushy of me


Thank you anon! C:


Hi wes!


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Shit fuck. Sorry grant. I missed the rage thingy.


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Maybe Wry Acceptance Of My Own Flaws Is Not As Different From Anguished Dwelling On My Own Flaws As I Had Previously Thought

Does Anybody Here Know How Becoming Proactive Works

What Am I Saying Of Course Not

>Do You Know Where We Are Dot Joint Photographic Experts Group



Start small and gradually build up. Do little things and work towards bigger stuff. Thats what im doing. And dont punish yourself unecessarily over failure because that will make things worse.


wesley is a nigger boy



shit, I'm off to a great start already then

if you tell me about the little things yr doing I'll tell you about mine ;))))))


wholesome thread


multiple monitors is a meme, to me



Thats great anon! I hope things go really well for you. Im hoping 2018 will be a good year. Im gonna move to the city and get a job. What about you?


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I have a proactivity tip too, actually

you can really choke yourself by trying to believe you know why you're doing something

everything healing and valuable I've done for like a year, I had no idea when I started doing it why I was doing it. I only realized much later that the initial absurd whim lead me to doing or saying or solving something else, barely related, that was much more serious

my whole I spent all this time justifying everything I did, and refusing to do things if I couldn't justify them, and it turns out following impulses that don't really make sense can cut straight through yr mind's self-narrating bullshit

or something


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no that dudes wall of text is true

basically do things entirely arbitrary and itll work out for you, because thats what i do



playlist about being sad at parties

annotated playlist slash memoir with recommended listening about HSG (yeah, I know)

several drafts of gay fanfiction

a chapbook of poetry I just need to typeset and maybe write some little notes for, mostly just stuff about when/where a particular poem has been published before

I'm starting a band I think, my dad wants to help with recording/production and my friends are interested in contributing vocals


the sad-at-parties one is gonna be a whole mix CD with art and liner notes and short spoken interludes, I'm weirdly pumped about it



aw thanks grent :'^)


i love parties



I love... good parties, but I have a tendency to make good parties much better and bad parties much worse, and I never know which of those things is going to happen until I'm about two drinks and two hits in

I'm a party goddess, my left hand brings euphoria and my right hand brings madness



I guess not everything needs a reason. And putting excess pressure on urself can mess a person up. I dont rly get what u mean tho anon. How do u improve without a goal in mind? Or are u just saying we dont have to justify or explain everything we feel or do? Bc thats totally on point

Sometimes the reason doesnt matter.


Anon thats awesome! Congrats, id be interested in listening to the memoirs and sad at parties playlist when ur done. Poetry and writing is rly cool too.. i always have ideas but i cant write at all so ppl who put the effort in like u are always rly impress me. Good luck w ur band! I hope u have a rly good time. What kind of music do u think youll be playing?


Iconic af. U sound like a lot of fun.


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>Or are u just saying we dont have to justify or explain everything we feel or do?

yeah that one, knowing what you want is good but making yourself wait until you know exactly how you're getting there is perfectionistic self-sabotage

>i always have ideas but i cant write at all

that's a solvable problem, just keep writing and stay cheerful about it when what you write is shit

>so ppl who put the effort in like u are always rly impress me

lmao... sorry, this is just exactly the sort of thing I've said to/about other people

>What kind of music

it's gonna be driven by polyphonic vocal harmonies, we're gonna start w/some covers I've always wanted to do

>U sound like a lot of fun.

... pic related



you know who does things arbitrarily, dogs

and dogs get good lives most of the times




lmao nice

hey did Google suppress the "I have seen two dogs in full sixty-nine" thing? what the fuck


dont take advice from grant.


there's a handful of tweets referencing it but DuckDuckGo can't find the screenshots either, what the hell??


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Lads, I know this might sound stupid, but did anyone else experience Homestuck from the "Let's Read Homestuck" series on youtube? What a mindfuck. Never been so gripped in a comic before.


is this something else I left behind in the Madeleine timeline???



Good point. I think we all gotta learn to be kinder to ourselves tbh.

Yeahhh, you're right. Its a skill that can be learnt and practiced. Honestly tho its not my passion. Id rather make something. Im gonna study biomechanical engineering anon. Gonna make cyborgs.

I mean, ur pursuing something that interests u. I think thats admirable.

Oh my gosh that sounds rly exciting! I dont know what polyphonic means but if its gonna be vocal heavy im on board. What are u gonna cover?

Lol, but isnt everyone like that poem to some degree?


Why? Is it like. Rly shitty or rly well done?



polyphonic is like... uh. sometimes only the sopranos or the violins or the trumpets or whatever get an interesting line to play, and the other parts just do boring harmonic/rhythmic gruntwork. polyphony is when more than one, and especially more than two, instrument or voice is playing at the same time, and all or many of them are doing their own interesting/unique thing. you might be able to identify one line as the 'melody,' but the other parts are also doing melodically-interesting things.




also: nice to see someone's out here doing the work to Make Transhumanism Real



Well idk what you mean by Rly because i'm a newfag







Yupe :^)


>no slaythe spire torrents on my torrent site

paging rev

paging rev


vvore is an awwful fetish an youre awwful for liking it



is it a game?

also you're super lucky my hips woke me up at about 1240



underrated epic post


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Ohhhhh, i see what you mean now, thanks! Also like. Polyphonic vocals sound absolutely fantastic, as in like thats a cool idea, tho considering its music it will sound good too lol. Im totally gonna ask about this again i rly wanna hear what u make omg..

Also yes!!!!!!! Im so happy u kno that word!!! Transhumanism/posthumanism is the most exciting thing in the whole world to me. If the biomech course goes well i want to do something in neuroscience too. Having a cool robot body is all well and good but its pointless if ur brain degrades and gets old and dies. The brain is the bit we need to focus on improving. Omgggg, if you can produce a fully functional synthetic or digital copy of a brain that would open so many doors. Its so exciting!!! Anything from cloning to adding new limbs to learning new languages/skills just by downloading the information!! Immortality anon! No one will have to die!



Sorry yall i abbreviate a lot.


>slept 12 hours

this is getting ridiculous




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winter is Bullshit someone carry me to the Gulf of Mexico on a palanquin


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>wwoww billy howw come your mom lets you havve twwo assholes


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a few of the choice replies

>Looks like it figured out the Backwards Long Jump trick from Super Mario 64

>Looks like AI accidentally reinvented speedrunning strats



I want Jasper to be my girlfriend! I want Jasper to embarrass me at my family reunion!


oi grant

speak up


grant, are you too busy jerking off into your gf's bra drawer to answer


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>time between grant paging me, and my response: under 5 minutes

>time between my response and grant replying: an hour and counting



listen we had to walk the dog then we got the mail then we made lunch





thanks lad



no problem


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me at the bottom


brown some ground beef, then add in 4oz of velveeta (I've used jalapeno velveeta) and six eggs

you've got two meals once it's done cooking



forgot the picture


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what kind is it



some homemade vanilla blood orange concoction I got at a health food store


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mantids are the closest living thing to centaurs


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>no water anywhere in the building



some guy uploaded this https://archive.org/details/hsg-2016-07-23 if you feel manually digging through threads


feel like


rev isn't your rent due today

what le shit are you gonna do


we're one of the best boards here

mostly cause of me


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let the bussies hit the floor


*cher voice*

do you beeliiieeve in dead niggers and jews:)


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>Okay. Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line!




rage flag is wesley (i think, i haven't bothered to check)

guy with the dragonball flag is grant

lollipop flag is spongelord

ABAJ flag is cletus, he's generally pretty awful

ignore brokenspacebar


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i love my gf


ABAJ flag is cletus the cousinfucker

eh fucks his cousin and doesnt afraid of anything




the cum marshes


Me want weekend NOW


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i love this so much





mutated autism


some one redpill me on ugandan knuckles



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>New Tiger and Bunny anime project






[in SPONGESPRITE voice] thats epic


[in MESPRITE voice] want sunny mildly autistic gf

[in MESPRITE voice but more italicized] need sunny mildly autistic gf



redpill me on 'sunny'





basically just naive in a happy way



*prototypes you with a fat tumblr gf*


*jerks off and cums into the kernelsprite*


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thread theme




i want this to play when i shoot up a school


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redpill me on this show



looks like pedoshit maybe


*has sex with the kernalsprite*


remember john giving his sprite a high five


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I wonder what angel's been up to these days



yes but that wasn't purposely moving "into" the sprite, just touching it


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giving a sprite a handshake isn't purposefully moving into a sprite either!!!!


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we've entered the "investigating political enemies" phase of the presidency

honestly? i bet they find some heinous shit


I too find myself opening and rereading the mildly autistic sunny gf image as well

I just wanna make her hot chocolate and watch her get overly excited over movies


want a gf that still calls saturday 'caturday'

thats the mildly autistic gf i strive for


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tomorrow lads


I shave my dick of excess hair


>you will never sit on the couch sharing a bag of chips with your SO while they infodump about something you only kind of understand but you love hearing them talk so it doesn't matter



probably doesnt take long because you have no pubic hair lol! ! ! ! !



its just "okay" until the trap shows up and then it divebombs in quality



its good, but theres a weird non-sexual romantic interest between the underage employee and the manager, theres some light ecchi sometimes but its not over the top. Its mostly cute fun



>non-sexual romantic interest


slay the spire is epic



remember in like 6th grade where you wanted to kiss a girl and that's it?

thats pretty much how it works


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kissing is sexual

go back to tumblr



sucking a lot of dick



is that supposed to be a bad thing?


i cant believe angel gave up drawing to further her dick-sucking career...


i8 want to buy slay the spire but to do so i gotta sell tf2 shit on steam and the inv doesnt work to do that basically at all


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maika is for _



i mean




holding hands with, Maika is pure!!!!


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maika is for fuck




its true though


i want to sniff maika's feet



im Canadian so I have lots of hair


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i dont like this picture


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>"DSP is most likely making $100,000+ a year."



how exactly



probably youtube + twitch tips + patreon



people donate him a lot of money but i don't think that much



*youth pastor voice* karl marx isn’t the only guy who’s big on sharing. there’s someone else who thinks that wealth is immoral, and it’s the big guy himself kids.


nice spooks nerd


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why does marissa wear an apron


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It's cute


he's ben!

he's ben!

he's really really ben!


should i watch Bleach, or FMA/B



i kinda want to get a ukulele




Well meme'd


i got hiveswap in the humble monthly



nice humble monthly brag!


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uuuugh i dont feel like going the gym one hour and a half before it closes


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The real answer is that she spends a lot of time processing mushrooms from the forest of magic in various alchemical experiments

She needs to keep her skirt clean



you jealous of my wealth, bitch boy??


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yeah but it's cute too


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i accidentally set my hand on fire



pray tell, how did this happen



well you see i was playing with a lighter right






accidentally on purpose

how was i supposed to know that if i shot butane into my hand it'd STAY there


>sako doesnt have object permanence


he's really taking the man baby thing to heart


unrelated hot take: i think its really weird whenever sako tries to mimick grants posting style




what the fuck are you talking about




sorry if that take was too hot for you...



*sticks hand into take*





watch out, you're gonna burn yourself on that take! at least let it cool down first!


it was a lukewarm take at best



then how come my hand is charred



you set it on fire by playing with a lighter


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explain it then


I need to start buying massive 15 pound bags of rice dont i

I went through 8 pounds so fucking quick


please cool down your take so that we may comprehend it



sometimes sako posts in a way which mimics the way grant posts

i can't be fucked to find examples since he dropped his name but itll probably happen again


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she seems like sakos type

cheer up lad and put some cool water on those fingys


sako dumb






i get that, but what's "grants posting style"?



sun level take


is this wesley or ben

either way theyre both idiots and dont know anything



that is my type tbh

she's cute, like a sportier more athletic version of my ex



unga bunga piss



he just writes a certain way, especially when hes telling people to stop jerking off



wow your ex had one foot


"my ex" sounds stupid when you guys were like 12


will rlm ever surpass the grief clown incident


yeah also that

plus i dont think it counts if she wasn't officially dating you



you know what that's incredibly stupid

let's drop the subject


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she had one of her legs amputated

she let me see the scar, it was cool


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not like, the whole leg

just below the knee i think



maybe put your mitts on when you handle my takes next time...


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downtown LA is exciting

grand central has tastee foods



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why would i lie about that


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to tease me

I'm sure you would've mentioned this before anyways knowing me


irony isnt terribly funny buds



i have mentioned this before

we broke up like 2 years ago though


>cletus jealous because someone else dated a crippled person



anti-canonical, my gf is a diesel mechanic and she does this all the time



tell that to the upcoming sbahj book!


me gusta irony



wait is this sako or no


i probably would be if i believed it












it's sako

I've post about her before



my schtick is being abrasive and acrid thats my kink loser



gimme proof

there's no way you wouldn't've told me this lad



good form pupper

the world is your gym


Nude wrestling.

Very very few men today have ever experienced nude wrestling.

That is very unfortunate.

Unfortunate because nude wrestling has Always been a part of a Man’s development.

In ancient Greece and Rome nude wrestling was a key part of a Man’s martial education.

Men Need to wrestle and fight each other Nude.

They Need it.

They have been programmed, through evolution, to have this need.

This has developed as Mother Nature’s way to enable Men to survive and Bond as Men.

The tribal instinct, Male Bonding, comes from nudity.

Train and fight - Nude!



yarg, maties!



>saltlick is still here

sorry i’ve been a bitch, i haven’t been ignoring you on purpose

i’ll add you on discord tonight, i’ve been really busy


i still have trouble remembering when to use the kunyomi and onyomi readings of kanji


the re-tail music has exactly one chord from Ballad of the Wind Fish and it's pissing me off


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