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File: 0236a19e5fd9faf⋯.png (25.77 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 4a599e17-b2c0-4f66-a6f5-33….png)

 No.1091865

 No.1091869

File: 351debc466c8312⋯.jpg (209.78 KB, 595x870, 119:174, BB14_-_Dan.jpg)


 No.1091870

First for Nep


 No.1091871

File: c4588c4bdd90756⋯.gif (2.64 MB, 500x250, 2:1, 1505114248812.gif)


 No.1091872

soulja boi up in this *dabs*


 No.1091874

File: 01d4e2993c6059b⋯.png (8.72 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 01d4e2993c6059b185958c67cb….png)

.


 No.1091876

>>1091870

you failed nep, my lad


 No.1091877

>>1091874

god i wish that were me


 No.1091878

File: 066f75cc1677be2⋯.jpg (80.16 KB, 669x1004, 669:1004, 110882_0704.jpg)


 No.1091880

ninth for eri


 No.1091881

>>1091874

Lobsterwalker!Joey is my favourite AU!


 No.1091882

File: eeac41e462ba9c1⋯.jpg (484.76 KB, 600x762, 100:127, 63240348_p17.jpg)

whether or not you believe it it happened cletus

you're not the only one who dated a crippled amputee


 No.1091883

File: 724ac5d46ffafd9⋯.jpg (50.45 KB, 620x392, 155:98, 724ac5d46ffafd9e50d5ee0a39….jpg)


 No.1091885

grant whats with the affection for gheesling


 No.1091886

🎉 THE TIME 🎉 IS COMING 💦 💦 💦 IT’S TWENTY 👅 ATE-TEEN 😮 SO PREDATORS 🦁 🐺 KEEP YOUR BELLIES EMPTY 💯 👍 AND YOU JAWS STRETCHED 👅 😜 👅 AND LITTLE PREYLINGS 🐑 BETTER STAY PLUMP AND HEALTHY 🥕 🍆. SHARE ✋ THIS WITH 30 NASTY 🙉 FUCKS. GET 0 ❎ BACK AND YOUR BELLY 🤰 WILL BE EMPTY FOR ALL YEAR. GET 5 BACK ☑ AND A SEXY 👅 PREDATOR 🐺 WILL EAT YOU UP 😝 AND KEEP YOU WARM THROUGH OUT 2⃣ 0 ATE-TEEN. GET 15 BACK 🤰 AND YOUR 🍑 BELLY 💯 WILL BE FULL TILL 2019 😩


 No.1091887

>>1091882

i'm sure the latter is true but I don't think you did

still waiting on proof my lad


 No.1091888

cletus just wants pics to crank his black hog to


 No.1091889

good form, pupper


 No.1091890

cletus is pathetic lol


 No.1091891

>>1091885

he's gay


 No.1091892

>>1091888

i could easily find those I really just don't believe him

>>1091890

true


 No.1091893

city smells (shitty smells)


 No.1091894

>>1091885

hes epic

whats your affection for sponge????


 No.1091895

"s-show me your ex's nub so i can crank my hog to it"

no


 No.1091896

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

in this thread we post GOOD music


 No.1091897

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1091898

>>1091895

show me the post you made about her that you said you did


 No.1091899

>>1091897

dont go overboard......


 No.1091900

wait is there a different word if the vampire who turned you into a vampire is a girl

like instead of sire is it dam or something


 No.1091901

>>1091894

he's gay


 No.1091902

>>1091900

wait for kanayaposter to get back and ask them


 No.1091903

File: db7ab3a096532b8⋯.png (133.74 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 2hu_okhand.png)

>>1091898

>go through two years of posts on an imageboard where half the threads dont work


 No.1091904

>>1091902

what country is that jabroni from anyway


 No.1091905

>>1091900

it is always sire


 No.1091906

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1091907

>>1091894

hes epic


 No.1091908

>>1091903

convenient


 No.1091909

>>1091897

b*nch I am not infected with gay. this isn't some HGV+ (Human Gay Virus Positive) sh*t, I've got full on AHDS (Acquired Heterosexuality Deficiency Syndrome)

>>1091902

no, that's... that's me, I was the kanayaposter


 No.1091910

>>1091904

sweden yes


 No.1091911

>>1091904

real kanayaposter is somewhere in scandinavia

fake kanayaposter is >>1091909 and thinks i mean him lol


 No.1091912

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1091896

A coworker gave me a few porcupine tree albums for Christmas

I like it but I've been known to have bad taste


 No.1091913

>>1091905

oh, well, that confuses the joke

the joke being that I am essentially Wes's grand-dam

>>1091911

smh.........


 No.1091914

I'm browsing reddit!


 No.1091915

>>1091911

I liked "fake" kanaya's posts more than "real" kanaya

submit to kanaya is a dead meme


 No.1091916

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1091917

cletus prove you got nudes from curry tiddies


 No.1091918

>>1091915

kanayaposting is a dead meme in general so its like 0+0


 No.1091919


 No.1091920

>>1091915

thanks Ig but 'submit to kanaya' is still a really good meme

I'm still trying to figure out how to pitch the Who Wants Some Tasty Guacamole joke just right


 No.1091921

>>1091917

I can't prove it because they were snapped to me but at least i have pictures of her big tiddies that ive posted here (lol)

they exist at least


 No.1091922

>>1091912

this is kind of fun, I'm three minutes in and still kind of worried it's going to go to edgeshit


 No.1091923

kanaya anon is my favorite anon


 No.1091924

I still have to contact ICE about her parents


 No.1091925

File: 83c92b53b1efe32⋯.jpg (254.52 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1496238130011.jpg)

>Treasure Adventure World is just Treasure Adventure Game but with "updated graphics"


 No.1091926

oh nevermind aradiaflag, the vocal harmonies just came in so I'm super into this

it's like. that Teardrop song they used as the themesong for House, but proggified, but with occasional vocal harmz


 No.1091927

>posting naked pictures of women here that they sent u

sad!


 No.1091928

all men are same


 No.1091929

>>1091928

preach! it! sis!

>>1091923

haha, yikes


 No.1091930

>>1091928

#notallmen


 No.1091931

#knotallmen


 No.1091932

>>1091926

it kind of did go to edgeshit, but maybe it'll stay at this level of distorted guitar and not get worse?


 No.1091933

im not posting my ex

because i am not a cuck

unlike cletus and khan


 No.1091934

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1091935

>>1091862

that's amazing

i'm thoroughly jelly

althoigh if my SO infodumped about cars it'd remind me too much of my father


 No.1091936

>>1091928

t. soyboy


 No.1091937

incredibly disrespectful to post pictures of someone online without permission


 No.1091938

im every woman

its all in me


 No.1091939

Blow your brains out.


 No.1091940

im in every woman


 No.1091941

>>1091937

agreed

many such cases!


 No.1091942

>>1091938

haha loose vagoo


 No.1091943

>>1091941

did you ask dan gheesling if you could post his pics.............................


 No.1091944

>>1091938

>>1091935

my dad isn't a Cars Dude but this is how I feel about dating someone in IT

if I pretend to know even less about cars than I actually do am I being the handmaid to her feudal lord.....

>>1091938

preach!! it!! sis!!


 No.1091945

>>1091932

I find it somewhat amusing that the song is long enough for you to liveblog it like that


 No.1091946

>>1091943

he posted that himself, or someone had the rights to

its his official big brother 14 picture


 No.1091947

smacks hands on table like a toddler yelling for food

GIMME LEGGY GIMME LEGGY

I WANT NUB


 No.1091948

>>1091944

>if I pretend to know even less about cars than I actually do am I being the handmaid to her feudal lord.....

yeah but thats a good thing


 No.1091949

poopy shrek lololo0lo


 No.1091950

>>1091947

i never asked for pics i asked for the post


 No.1091951

its only ok to post people's nudes if the person in question said mean things to you


 No.1091952

mint ogre load


 No.1091953

>>1091945

long songs are fine if you can keep it interesting the whole way. there's a bunch of songs that are 'too long' despite being several minutes shorter than comparable analogues, tracklength is all about what the piece deserves/can justify taking

>>1091948

<ooh ms mechanic my car seems to have broken down, whatever am I to do?? I keep bending down to look under the hood but Idk anything abt cars :'(

>>1091916

this is also good


 No.1091954

*posts pictures of vfan without her consent*

(:<


 No.1091956


 No.1091957

vfan deserved it tbqh


 No.1091958

vfan got wesd lol


 No.1091959

uuuuuuuh why wasnt wesley banned for posting vfan nudes :?


 No.1091960

File: 04944705bb46077⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1382x1028, 691:514, 04944705bb460776196d5d21c1….png)


 No.1091961

aradia anon is my favorite anon


 No.1091962

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

like, I suppose you could shorten Emily, hypothetically, except that I would flashstep behind you with a super cool katana and kill you before you realized I was there >:^)

but Cosmia, which is many people's favorite song on Ys because it's the shortest track by two minutes and fourteen seconds? that song's too fucking long


 No.1091963

kanaya anon lives somewhere warm enough to swim because they almost got killt by an angry boat


 No.1091964

i cant believe wes cucked vfan out of her privacy!


 No.1091965

god my nose is itching so bad


 No.1091966

i'm my favorite anon


 No.1091967

uuuuuuuh why wasnt wesley banned for posting cp :?


 No.1091968

>>1091963

alternatively, scandinavians are crazy and will happily swim in icy waters


 No.1091969

>>1091953

ooh yeah thats the good stuff


 No.1091970

I can't believe kanaya anon is an aussie!


 No.1091971

>>1091959

>>1091967

why arent you banned for being ugly LOL


 No.1091972

even Only Skin I'll listen to all the way through without complaint. but Cosmia? five minutes in I'm like "holy fuck when does this song end"


 No.1091973

What troll besides kanaya would you like to see post here?


 No.1091974


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 No.1091976

>>1091973

van!aradia


 No.1091977

>>1091973

Sollux, one hundred percent


 No.1091978


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 No.1091980

>>1091973

yellow vriska


 No.1091981

gog DAN nepter thats one fine ass ya got their <-b


 No.1091982

File: 0895cab5bf83cec⋯.gif (10.51 KB, 256x192, 4:3, revvin up.gif)


 No.1091983

i bet kanayaposter is vris back from the dead


 No.1091984

File: 7e3fe5666b26652⋯.gif (7.79 KB, 284x324, 71:81, 1357412260841.gif)

pre- or post- gym jerk off session?


 No.1091985


 No.1091986

>>1091982

imagine this crashing into the earth in 3 days

>>1091983

nah vris is aussie

>>1091984

post or else you'll be 2weak


 No.1091987

edge before lifting for bonus test


 No.1091988

>>1091983

i had a vague suspicion on who it was if it WAS someone known here, but i dont have a way to check and also i dont care


 No.1091989

>>1091984

post.

Youll save your test for the workout and you'll cum a bigger load from seeing all the yoga pantsed bitches


 No.1091990

>>1091983

yeah i think that too


 No.1091991

File: 6b055983468b9af⋯.jpg (115.87 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, CxHAC8YUoAArXyW.jpg)

espionage fiction is ""gay""

international intrigue, political assassinations, and carefully-constructed cover identities all belong to gay people exclusively


 No.1091992


 No.1091993

im gonna need some explaination here


 No.1091994

File: e8892ff1dfb6aa2⋯.jpg (98.26 KB, 720x730, 72:73, e8892ff1dfb6aa2a08f84e0f67….jpg)


 No.1091995

that's mostly a joke but buddy fiction actually is gay, the earliest examples of the modern genre are riddled with subtext and no-longer-obvious references to contemporary gay culture

>>1091992

you heard me


 No.1091997

Im like 100% sure that kevin hart and dwayne johnson were not gay in central intelligence


 No.1091998

File: 62d2987351dd5b3⋯.jpg (104.71 KB, 750x728, 375:364, 62d2987351dd5b324eee95e2de….jpg)


 No.1091999

https://pastebin.com/d6Fw3FGh

updated

are exiles usually a part of sburb sessions


 No.1092000

File: 756654f9d0bf11a⋯.png (60.53 KB, 1280x513, 1280:513, tumblr_oobo750B5j1r33xe6o1….png)


 No.1092001

why does everyone orgasm over dwayne johnson


 No.1092002

>>1091999

im not clicking

fuck you

eat shit

°kicks you in the shins°


 No.1092003

vaguely ethnic

goofy faces

juiced balls

&c.


 No.1092004

>>1091999

this is epic


 No.1092005

Sherlock Holmes? an invert. Watson, whose name is canonically either John or James? an invert.

Arthur J. Raffles? an invert. Harry "Bunny" Manders? double invert, he cross-dresses at one point for no other reason than entertaining his masc boyfriend

C. Auguste Dupin and the unnamed narrator of The Murders in the Rue Morgue? inverts, the both of them

in other news, read Graham Robb's landmark 2003 masterpiece of historical/literary scholarship Strangers: Homosexual Love in the 19th Century


 No.1092006

>>1091999

yeah i think so


 No.1092007

>>1092002

which man is better, charles barkley or dan gheesling


 No.1092008

File: 98e2a96ca4ea77f⋯.jpg (83.44 KB, 1080x1554, 180:259, 98e2a96ca4ea77f4b4d35e2f0b….jpg)


 No.1092009

>>1092007

did you read my suggestion about using old trips as exiles


 No.1092010

frankly, my dear, i dont give a fuggy mcwuggy


 No.1092011

>>1092009

no, but it does sound like a good idea

i was actually planning on having the anons be exiles and the old trips be the guardians


 No.1092012

File: 637ca9ccf9e4f3d⋯.jpg (83.61 KB, 640x1000, 16:25, 637ca9ccf9e4f3dea08f6efa0d….jpg)


 No.1092013

>>1092011

not sure how i feel about that

although maybe it could work if we're talking "weird mentor guy stalking the neighborhood"


 No.1092014

dwayne "the roids" johnson

i wonder how teensy-weensy his balls have become


 No.1092015

suffering


 No.1092016

>>1092013

could work

or not even tthat theyre guardians but at least their ectoparents/children


 No.1092018

dwayne "the cock" johnson


 No.1092019

hellstrider is definitely cletus' guardian

their appearance and level of awfulness are very similar


 No.1092020

>>1092016

can you shoehorn spongelord's canonical parentage in there? or would Batlord/Spongefan references be too dated


 No.1092021

zelda wrestling AU where dwayne johnson is The Octorock haha


 No.1092022

>>1091751

It's a like 3/5, I watched it and enjoyed a few moments but overall not really anything spectacular

not that it really matters that much but the last episode is pretty bad.


 No.1092023

File: 4025d07fd66de23⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1321x1782, 1321:1782, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1091740

>tkmiz saw and responded to the card


 No.1092025


 No.1092026

>>1092020

thats an epic idea


 No.1092027

File: 1be2a3c9363dd4e⋯.png (116.6 KB, 519x261, 173:87, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1092028

>Nobody owes nobody nothing. You owe


 No.1092029

>>1092026

Spongefan being Rev's Guardian would make a certain sense, they tend towards similar sorts of incoherence

Spongefan can still be dead. maybe leave it ambiguous whether Rev took advantage of that earthquake in the Philippines to trap Spongefan and leave him to die, that way you can incorporate Rev's Dark_Intimations.backstory.wav


 No.1092031

>>1092016

forgot about that, that's actually pretty doable


 No.1092032

>>1092028

yourself to get fit.


 No.1092033

>>1092020

>I forgot to metion that this year is the year I became 100% furry

AAAAH


 No.1092034

>>1092032

>Nobody owes

>You owe


 No.1092035

>>1092033

>>I forgot to metion that this year is the year I became 100% furry

excuse me


 No.1092036

>>1092033

??? is that on batlord's blog or whatever? I don't remember where he posts


 No.1092037

>>1092034

you're nobody


 No.1092038

File: ddb8ee1d2b4b14c⋯.png (286.39 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, tumblr_p1j3z5ERQ11usf10do1….png)


 No.1092039

>>1092037

*you're not nobody


 No.1092040

>>1092037

my brothers and cousins, come avenge me! nemo put my eye out!

>lmao okay dumbass


 No.1092041

>that feel when she has a sexy uvula


 No.1092042

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.


 No.1092043

>>1092037

that still doesn't work, either, because the substitution

>you owe yourself nothing. you owe yourself to get fit

continues to self-contradict

I think we're supposed to take ... owes nobody else as implied/self-evident- 'I owe you [x]' and 'I owe myself [x]' clearly imply slightly different forms of obligation- but it reads a little strangely for sure


 No.1092044

>walking in mall

>guy tells me come with him into a store

>hes trying to sell me $150 lotion

>keep trying to make excuses to not buy it and leave

>wont let me off the hook

>when he goes into the back to show me another product

>end running out of the store

in hindsight i should have just fucking said "i dont want to buy this"


 No.1092045

>>1092043

see >>1092039

of course your explanation is the most sensible one tough


 No.1092046

>>1092044

autism


 No.1092047

looks like im not going into that mall ever again


 No.1092048


 No.1092049

>>1092044

in hindsight you shouldn't have entered the store


 No.1092050

>>1092044

honestly you have to learn to see someone trying to trap you into doing something you don't want to do as ruder than telling them to fuck off. because it is.


 No.1092051

>>1092038

is this anime actually any good, or just waifubait


 No.1092052

*marries illiterate southeast asian women because a forum post told him to*

you owe society


 No.1092053

>>1092049

i dont really know what i was thinking


 No.1092054

File: 4526081714a959d⋯.png (352.34 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1092055

>>1092054

I'm a little surprised the penis isn't on phos


 No.1092056

>>1092055

Wtf she's a rock why would she need a penis


 No.1092057

no regrets


 No.1092058

>>1092053

'I did this and I don't know why' is the hallmark of having been manipulated. sales is just professional manipulation. you are justified in being rude to anyone who tries to sell you something unsolicited. not to get all LaVeyan, but refer to the Satanic Laws of the Earth:

>1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

>11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.


 No.1092059


 No.1092060

>>1092058

destroying him would be an epic idea but i would go to prison fornit


 No.1092061

>>1092051

It's nice, also they aren't girls they are referred to as "he" and "onii-chan" etc in the manga, also in the anime too but I've seen subs not doing that


 No.1092062

I don't really fuck with egoism or any Left Hand Path kinda shit a dude ever wrote, but the Eleventh Satanic Law of the Earth changed my whole life

>>1092059

thanks lad

>>1092060

you really don't have to lay a finger on someone or break any laws to make them seriously regret messing with you. all it takes is words, vicious and true


 No.1092064

File: 4dc02cab3672702⋯.png (750.01 KB, 1280x885, 256:177, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1092051

it's actually good

also the gems are referred to with masculine pronouns so they should be husbandos


 No.1092065

>>1092062

i lack a backbone for that anon


 No.1092066

File: 548708517c8eb88⋯.png (25.06 KB, 518x203, 74:29, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1092059

remember when snax was a thing


 No.1092067

>>1092065

that's a solvable problem. just practice. go to any city street and refuse to accept every flier pushed your way. when you get good at that, start giving them the stinkeye too


 No.1092068

immunize yourself to street hassles with goodwill gym shirts


 No.1092069

>>1092064

I read somewhere that's it's supposed to be like, the standard/asexual pronoun which is normal for languages that do not have "it" to default to masculine


 No.1092070

>>1092029

>Spongefan can still be dead. maybe leave it ambiguous whether Rev took advantage of that earthquake in the Philippines to trap Spongefan and leave him to die

i can see rev doing that but only accidentally


 No.1092071

>>1092070

you sure about that? maybe not Spongefan, specifically, but the dude's hinted he knows where the bodies (or equivalent) are hidden


 No.1092072

>>1092069

i mean, that's possible, but you can audibly hear them say boku, ore, etc

those aren't 100% exclusively to guys but the intention is to refer to them masculinely to contrast with most of their relatively feminine appearances


 No.1092073

>>1092066

he drew some stuff fairly recently


 No.1092074

i need to go back through my own posts and save my own images i posted


 No.1092075


 No.1092076

File: 271bd51c76639fa⋯.jpg (111.85 KB, 1200x713, 1200:713, sunbathing.jpg)

the re-tail music has exactly one chord from Ballad of the Wind Fish and it's pissing me off

>>1091921

>they were snapped to me

use a screen recorder


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 No.1092079

>>1092074

do you like the minecraft vn because you post it a lot


 No.1092080

>>1092076

quite the proportions on her

absolute unit


 No.1092081

File: b76386a319c2232⋯.png (384.82 KB, 675x480, 45:32, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1092079

its one of like, 7 images i got here


 No.1092082

angel is my guardian


 No.1092083


 No.1092084

angel suckled my cockle can


 No.1092085

ENOUGH


 No.1092086

File: 7e4f60ff5cf6f0d⋯.png (276.59 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0229527df0a1a7e⋯.png (183.11 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

so uh

why'd the print the same card two sets in a row

they didn't even give it new art


 No.1092087

angel only got fucked in a doomed timeline, she's still pure


 No.1092088

if i could id draw angel sucking a big ol weenie to mess with the guy who has a crush on her


 No.1092089

also the new flavor text doesn't really make nay sense

when it comes to "giant dinosaurs that'll trample over you" 6/6 is probably as big as it needs to be unless it's like emmy big


 No.1092090

>>1092088

im just having fun dude who cares if she sucked a billion cocks


 No.1092091

>>1092088

There's still someone in here that has a crush on her?


 No.1092092

>>1092090

you might be having fun but im pretty sure there's an actual angel fanboy hanging around here


 No.1092093

File: 82b7a88dae5668c⋯.jpg (2.03 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_1175.jpg)

File: 4f8afa2b59236fa⋯.jpg (2.26 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_1176.jpg)

File: 854832e8923a5e9⋯.jpg (1.89 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_1177.jpg)

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 No.1092094

File: 9d2ec9656cc78bd⋯.png (188.9 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1092086

i saw they did it for this guy too.

it kind of makes sense with him, as you need a lot of copies of specifically cards with his name

i have no idea why they did it with other random cards though, it's weird.


 No.1092095

angel was cool and a good poster

whoever chased her away on that gay little podcast should be ashamed


 No.1092096

File: 6f5083ca7ae5f8d⋯.jpg (257.66 KB, 882x1176, 3:4, imageedit_7_8567990165.jpg)

File: 0920d2d2549616d⋯.jpg (257.2 KB, 882x1176, 3:4, imageedit_6_6787442680.jpg)

File: a423bc4dac18e85⋯.jpg (384.9 KB, 1176x1568, 3:4, imageedit_5_7164761893.jpg)

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File: b9265a390a3465d⋯.jpg (2.41 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_1174.jpg)


 No.1092097

angel is very cute and smol but i know nothing about her to be a fanboy


 No.1092098

>>1092095

angel's been gone for years dude

i think it was khan who was talking about her eating monster dong though


 No.1092099

>>1092098

i thought she still popped in occasionally before i took a hiatus from hsg about a year and a half ago


 No.1092100

ben, why didn't you tell me the prepre was on

i wonder how much i've missed


 No.1092101

>>1092099

she pops in like once several months to shill something but that's about it


 No.1092102

>>1092092

nah it's always me


 No.1092103

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

does anyone else like X


 No.1092104

where is my hsg gf


 No.1092105

File: a5d86cf9dc9ef45⋯.png (273.83 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1092103

he's super degenerate but it was kind of fun because i didn't actually realize how degenerate he was until i played him


 No.1092106

i still can't remember when to use onyomi and when to use kunyomi

i hate being retarded


 No.1092107

>>1092106

are those the native vs. Sino-Japonic readings? that's the primary reason I gave up trying to learn Japanese, iirc- I never got very far anyway, but when I learned about all the fucking readings I was like "yeah no thanks"


 No.1092108

thought my dog had worms because she kept buttscooting around everywhere

took her to the vet

his diagnosis:

"she just likes to scoot"


 No.1092109

>>1092107

for me its easier than wrapping my head around gendered nouns in german

fuck gendered nouns


 No.1092110

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1092105

fuck off nerd


 No.1092111

>>1092110

>he says, posting nerd music


 No.1092112

>>1092109

gendered nouns are retarded

fuck french


 No.1092113

i'm sure japan has an assload of stupid things to learn too but really gendered nouns are stupid


 No.1092114

>>1092109

does it help if you think of them as being arbitrary/many-meaning noun categories, two of which happen to contain most nouns referring to (male/female) humans or animals

trying to predict what gender/noun class nouns are is going to lead you wrong more often or not, particularly if there aren't that many noun classes to divide nouns into. they're basically these incidental bits you have to memorize to make it easier to tell what's modifying what

speakers of languages that have two or three noun classes do tend to think of those things as masculine/feminine/neuter, and disagree w/speakers of other languages that gender that same concept differently, but that has as much to do with the fact that they're told those things are gender as it implies anything really true about the language. gender is Important, people learn to read it into anything they're told is gendered


 No.1092115

vaginas smell like pussy


 No.1092116

languages that have lots of noun classes often have clearer reasons for why a noun is the class it is. like not 100%, it's just- if you have more buckets to divide things among, there's fewer situations where you have to say 'fuck it, it goes in this one and I don't care why'


 No.1092117

is this saltlick


 No.1092118

File: e4f1ed1456a92c9⋯.jpg (69.78 KB, 900x675, 4:3, me.jpg)

>>1092117

was I being subtle


 No.1092119

language neeeeerd


 No.1092120

>>1092111

x is like the opposite of nerd music actually


 No.1092121

saltlick I just want you to know one thing

I'm retarded


 No.1092122

(i say, after having gone to a museum exhibit about x)


 No.1092123

>>1092121

yeah, well, I've been known to publicly struggle to get my clothes and purse on in the right order myself

there's lots of ways to be stupid, just like there's lots of ways to be smart


 No.1092124

i just want to be able to read my japanese anime porn


 No.1092125

stupidity is normal. lots of people are stupid. lots of people are stupid in some ways and smart in others. it's a super loaded concept, stupidity, but it doesn't really have to be

sometimes you just know, about some of your friends or family, that they need extra help with some things


 No.1092126

oh and like, visit there

eventually, i guess

thatd be cool


 No.1092127

>>1092124

noble goal


 No.1092128

>>1092123

>I've been known to publicly struggle to get my clothes and purse on in the right order myself

I think you have another issue my man


 No.1092129

i still think about living in japan sometimes but i can barely function as a person in america i dont think ill be living abroad for al ong time


 No.1092130

fuck late night gym

7 AM gym is waaaaay better


 No.1092131

>>1092128

what, dyspraxia? sequencing difficulties? those are what I'm talking about. my brain is busted in ways that sometimes cause strangers to give me pitying looks. what else do you call that but stupidity?


 No.1092132

i really ought to learn how to speak spanish

i want to be able to be pals with the people working at mexican markets so they don't treat me like a gringo


 No.1092133

I think that maybe genki is for people much more intelligent than me


 No.1092134

>>1092132

also considering ive been "learning" spanish since second grade


 No.1092135

back on that apricot grind


 No.1092136

i at least know more japanese than one of my friends who has been taking a course in college for the past year and a half

he's going to japan on an exchange thing during the summer and he can't read like, anything at all


 No.1092137

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092138

¿Es cierto que James Dambro lloró y tuvo un intento de suicidio por homestuck general?

Si


 No.1092139

>>1092136

if he's going to japana he's gonna learn a shitton


 No.1092140

i knew this anon sounded familiar


 No.1092141

File: fce60ca6019a969⋯.png (26.54 KB, 600x402, 100:67, 5B809FA5-0A66-4298-B4EE-AE….png)


 No.1092142

>>1092139

i mean, he did go through french immersion as a kid so i guess but he hasn't really done any studying on his own or shown any initiative to learn anything new


 No.1092143

Hi hsg my life is on fire


 No.1092144

File: a459537374c1cc7⋯.jpg (83.42 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Kanaya.Maryam.full.961922.jpg)

>>1092140

I've been trying to talk some other way since I was, like, twelve or thirteen. it hasn't worked yet. such is the 'tism


 No.1092145

>>1092143

what happen


 No.1092146

File: 8989249fbe1d5cd⋯.gif (6.5 MB, 408x208, 51:26, TAQS6EF.gif)

>>1092143

maybe it's just because you're so hot


 No.1092147

>>1092146

Is that why my financial aid appeal got rejected?


 No.1092148

my world's on fire

how bout yours

thats the way i like it and i never get bored


 No.1092149

is hsg having a resurgence?


 No.1092150

not content with 2 women not wanting his dick, he goes for a third


 No.1092151

>>1092150

lots and lots of women dont want his dick


 No.1092152

File: 6041a40e6c21f1e⋯.gif (786.11 KB, 245x215, 49:43, fat_amy_enough.gif)

>>1092149

god, what an awful thought


 No.1092153


 No.1092154

File: 1b462a33362dc95⋯.jpg (160.78 KB, 994x1200, 497:600, DQMX0ViVQAAa6CZ.jpg)


 No.1092155

will the ranks of the hsg homeless grow by one more?


 No.1092156


 No.1092157

File: c683917f6839ae7⋯.png (16.66 KB, 320x320, 1:1, XD_Face.png)


 No.1092158

File: b0e00b9bc6be799⋯.png (478.84 KB, 918x673, 918:673, 4b5e4aa88ea59c63c7d156bd0c….png)

i really like this picture


 No.1092159

>>1092147

but you're such a hot commodity

>>1092150

99 slaps, my friend


 No.1092160

>>1092155

hlg when


 No.1092161

File: c683917f6839ae7⋯.png (16.66 KB, 320x320, 1:1, XD_Face.png)


 No.1092162

File: c683917f6839ae7⋯.png (16.66 KB, 320x320, 1:1, XD_Face.png)

le.............................. xD


 No.1092163

my face when!


 No.1092164

my plan to replace jerking off with wanikani is being foiled by wanikani's delays in giving me new lessons and reviews


 No.1092165

>>1092160

hsg stays hsg, it just morphs to mean homeless shitposter general


 No.1092166

>>1092149

I was awol for five years


 No.1092167

>>1092166

who in the NAME of FUCKING SHIT are you bruh


 No.1092168

what are some good games to play while listening to podcasts


 No.1092169

i hope the ip thing is just shitting itself or it's a weird coincidence because if not i'm gonna be kind of upset


 No.1092170

i think it may just be a weird coincidence


 No.1092171

>>1092167

it's a secret


 No.1092172

ban ifunny poster


 No.1092173

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092174

>>1092172

shitto is banproof


 No.1092175

grant has weird feelings for shitto


 No.1092176

I've got the biggest dick around


 No.1092177

the hot new meme site for pedophiles: icunny


 No.1092178

It's massive


 No.1092179


 No.1092180

>>1092175

grant: the next jimbo?


 No.1092181

File: 332df6e9c68b4dd⋯.jpg (62.3 KB, 720x583, 720:583, 332df6e9c68b4dd793b3cf12eb….jpg)


 No.1092182

File: a0b3182a21999bd⋯.png (827.47 KB, 646x682, 323:341, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1092183

whos the next hsg personality to show up


 No.1092184

i hope its vfan


 No.1092185

someone tweet moody to come back, and in the next few weeks when he eventually finds an alleyway or abandoned gas station with a functional power outlet to charge his phone, he can come hang out


 No.1092186

what if it's hellstrider


 No.1092187

doens't someone still track lalonde


 No.1092188

>>1092184

I'm down so long as only /mu/vfan shows up


 No.1092189

Smoke the weed

SMOKE THE WEED


 No.1092190

*throws bong on floor*


 No.1092191

>>1092190

*resounding bonk as acrylic bong bounced off the floor*

What kinda bitchboy do you think I am, I have like 4 bongs currently


 No.1092192

dude


 No.1092193

>>1092189

*bottles the weed smoke*

*condenses the smoke back into weed*

fuk u


 No.1092194

File: 922df7c35c72c24⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1092195

One foot-and-a-half glass, one acrylic half footer, one lil desk bong, and Caliborn my big black three footer with percolators and three chambers

and that's just bongs


 No.1092196

>>1092194

i know it's not supposed to be that way, but it looks like the picture is trying to imply that she's drinking horse semen

...right?


 No.1092197

ben get on twitch


 No.1092198

someone asked me why bfz was bad so i wrote a big autism about it but then the thread died so nothing happened


 No.1092199

My one friend is both autistic and super into weed vessels, I think he has like 40+ pieces of glassware and he uses like 2 of them lol


 No.1092200

File: ff1a438ea90bb13⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1164x1500, 97:125, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1092201

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092202

>>1092200

this is hot


 No.1092203

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092204

File: c3b8df04d2fd705⋯.jpg (191.17 KB, 749x766, 749:766, c3b8df04d2fd705800f40160eb….jpg)


 No.1092205

>>1092195

>caliborn

nerd

sounds like a blast tho


 No.1092206

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


 No.1092207

>Old racist cripple woman gives me a christmas gift

>It's a $8.77 gift card to dominos, thanking me for helping her with her yard and shit because she's crippled

>She confused my name with my friend who she's only ever seen like once


 No.1092208

File: 5beddd81560681c⋯.png (153.23 KB, 640x640, 1:1, IMG_0782.PNG)

look at these cool kids


 No.1092209

Over the years I've had a ton of pieces with Homestuck in mind for names/colorations/features

Knight of Time, Witch of Space, Heir of Void, Bard, etc


 No.1092210

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092211

also the card is from 2013

or at least the copyright on it is from 2013


 No.1092212

File: a2f90660a72f2d9⋯.webm (1.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nobodycares.webm)


 No.1092213

i think i only named one piece

it was a green and purple spiky glass pipe named spike

mightve posted it on dumbgarbo now that im thinking about it


 No.1092214

>>1092212

What's the status of the new girl at the bar

How goes your Harvest


 No.1092215

File: 21061fccc4fa41f⋯.png (237.11 KB, 528x850, 264:425, DSyXlLfV4AAzWLb.png orig.png)

this is epic


 No.1092216

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092217

>>1092118

so was that you in the soc thread


 No.1092218

File: c3b8df04d2fd705⋯.jpg (191.17 KB, 749x766, 749:766, c3b8df04d2fd705800f40160eb….jpg)


 No.1092219

>>1092217

no, and I started at the bottom and scrolled up so I was like "wtf why do they think this is me"

but whoever that is does kind of look like me in the face


 No.1092220

File: 8e6e230b2d0a748⋯.png (234.93 KB, 599x839, 599:839, 47439625_p2.png)

File: 748236f19e230e5⋯.png (395.34 KB, 535x753, 535:753, 47439625_p3.png)

File: 6dc1b610ea2edaf⋯.png (476.19 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 60381092_p1.png)

post battered women


 No.1092221

File: 414836155f1a96d⋯.jpg (725.76 KB, 4000x4000, 1:1, tkmiz-726060716839456768-2….jpg)


 No.1092222

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092223

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092224

>>1092219

are you the regular kanaya poster


 No.1092225

File: c683917f6839ae7⋯.png (16.66 KB, 320x320, 1:1, XD_Face.png)

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


 No.1092226

>>1092214

who, Spitfire? she's great

we had a night of drunken laughter together and I think she's a dynamite gal.


 No.1092227

>>1092221

theres a pretty cool doujin with this character getting absolutely mutilated


 No.1092228

File: 11b36625992e98f⋯.webm (3.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, whose turn.webm)

I have so many women in my life who want my dick, it's really amazing


 No.1092229

File: 94db079a42fb256⋯.png (190.23 KB, 800x600, 4:3, pee.png)


 No.1092230


 No.1092231

>>1092228

then why can't you get laid


 No.1092232

File: 8f92483badbfec4⋯.gif (3.94 MB, 531x399, 177:133, charleton in charge.gif)


 No.1092233

>>1092217

>>1092219

for the record:

>my dick isn't that big

>my tits aren't that small

>my hair is nicer

>I was always kinda hip-y but HRT moved even more fat to my hips, that's not what my paunch is shaped like

>>1092224

nah, my first post here since uhh february was >>1091383


 No.1092234

File: 48e1c494ccb7984⋯.jpg (77.04 KB, 1080x928, 135:116, 48e1c494ccb798450b1f028346….jpg)


 No.1092235

I like when people come back and visit

please don't leave me hsg can never die


 No.1092236

File: 2727b49b1445e43⋯.webm (5.56 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 58.webm)

>>1092231

I do, all the time. Just not with girls I work with yet


 No.1092237

>>1092233

alright good, that's what i assumed


 No.1092238

File: 1d4f74671b7a70e⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, IMG_20180105_142844[1].jpg)

also I got my TDAP shot today and this is what the nurse slapped on me

I'm insulted

give me a foghorn leghorn ffs


 No.1092239

File: 2bad8848133abac⋯.jpg (892.04 KB, 969x1597, 969:1597, group_benjamin button suuk….jpg)


 No.1092240

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092241

>>1092239

benjamin.......


 No.1092242

File: 7df82022e7fdf94⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1274x1916, 637:958, group_pai kebon baa_crosso….png)

mega epic

bigly


 No.1092243

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092244

File: 1e7e2f0d402eec6⋯.jpg (29.19 KB, 379x367, 379:367, 1e7e2f0d402eec61cf72a0c7b7….jpg)


 No.1092245

i'm gonna do it

i'm gonna buy a ukulele


 No.1092246

maybe i have brain problems


 No.1092247

>>1092241

i thought that was sako


 No.1092248

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092249

>>1092131

>my brain is busted in ways that sometimes cause strangers to give me pitying looks. what else do you call that but stupidity?

buddy no real offense but have you seen yourself


 No.1092250

>>1092247

>group benjamin

it's joke


 No.1092251

>>1092245

I like the ukulele as a songwriting tool, it's super easy to like strum once on chord changes and mark out the structure of the song. I've been using 'em that way for years and I still can't play the ukulele for shit lmao


 No.1092252

>>1092235

actually how could hsg theoretically die

i'm guessing we'd have to have some massive drama/fallout combined with the board disappearing


 No.1092253

>>1092245

now do classical gas


 No.1092254


 No.1092255

File: 2c00461c27cef5a⋯.webm (4.54 MB, 640x480, 4:3, im gay.webm)


 No.1092256

>>1092249

I'm pretty familiar with how I look, yeah. I'm also pretty familiar with how strangers look at me. the "holy shit a tranny," "holy shit a lunatic," and "holy shit a r*tard" looks are pretty distinct


 No.1092257

>>1092256

those are all the same thing...


 No.1092258

>>1092251

i'm gonna learn steven universe and adventure time songs on it

then i'll be one step closer to the sunny mildly autistic gf i require


 No.1092259

>>1092257

I'll give you "tranny = lunatic," we are not the most collectively-normal demographic. it's pretty stressful to be a trans woman


 No.1092260

why is choking so hot


 No.1092261

File: 9889a62ea62d9ce⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 168.51 KB, 560x776, 70:97, 1499984975025.jpg)


 No.1092262

>>1092259

my friend from college who was probably the normiest of our friend group is trans now

i don't really care one way or the other but another one from the group started hitting on her and it's pretty weird, she's not even done anything at all just stated she's trans


 No.1092263

then again this is the same friend who said to another of my friends "you know I really think the word moist sounds bad" and then he leans next to his face and whispers "but i really like it when you say it"


 No.1092264

>>1092258

oh hey i did the same thing for the same reason

that lasted two weeks

i should try again


 No.1092265

>>1092264

> for the same reason

wanting to be an autistic gf?


 No.1092266

File: 58fa9e6cfc17484⋯.jpg (62.55 KB, 800x609, 800:609, 2017 bombathon.jpg)


 No.1092267

It's time to DM

Catch you slutbutts later


 No.1092268

>>1092262

chasers are wild! but, like, a lady can look real manly pretransition and, if you've got enough experience, you can still tell she's gonna be a pretty girl

it's also... not very hard to pick out eggs, lmao. at my work I keep seeing dads bring their eggchildren in. they flinch to be called 'son', and they look at me like prisoners seeing an escape route when I'm out from behind the counter in a dress speaking in my >tfw deep feminine baritone


 No.1092269

i really really want to choke someone out lads

should i go jerk off and rid my mind of these sinful thoughts


 No.1092270

>>1092268

>chasers are wild! but, like, a lady can look real manly pretransition and, if you've got enough experience, you can still tell she's gonna be a pretty girl

i mean they weren't exactly macho but they weren't really feminine either

i think i have a picture of us from a few years ago


 No.1092271

File: 637ca9ccf9e4f3d⋯.jpg (83.61 KB, 640x1000, 16:25, 637ca9ccf9e4f3dea08f6efa0d….jpg)


 No.1092272

>>1092265

well to learn stevey uni songs at least

so yeah to be a manic pixie dream girl


 No.1092273

File: 332df6e9c68b4dd⋯.jpg (62.3 KB, 720x583, 720:583, 332df6e9c68b4dd793b3cf12eb….jpg)


 No.1092274

>>1092268

and what does an egg mean, in this scenario


 No.1092275

>>1092270

I'd kind of rather not see it, if that's alright with you


 No.1092276

File: 9889a62ea62d9ce⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 168.51 KB, 560x776, 70:97, 1499984975025.jpg)


 No.1092277

File: 48e1c494ccb7984⋯.jpg (77.04 KB, 1080x928, 135:116, 48e1c494ccb798450b1f028346….jpg)


 No.1092278

File: 46216e2db56e7f3⋯.jpg (160.95 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, Ajit Pai.jpg)


 No.1092279

File: b1ea2c0918e495f⋯.jpg (55.45 KB, 640x664, 80:83, b1ea2c0918e495f4b8ce930b49….jpg)


 No.1092280

>>1092274

a trans person, esp. a trans woman, who hasn't realized yet

yr an egg if you don't know yet. if you know, but you're hiding it, yr closeted

if you call a stranger an egg yr not specifying if they've realized or if they're just hiding. if you hear 'egg' and 'closeted' in the same context, that's the distinction, but 'egg' can mean both if you're not differentiating


 No.1092281

File: 9639f11acee9d0e⋯.jpg (51.08 KB, 600x422, 300:211, 9639f11acee9d0ee3ee7f4d74c….jpg)


 No.1092282

File: f6af681fb570b22⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20141024_225031.jpg)

>>1092275

blue shirt middle is trans

blue shirt left is the weirdo who hit on them

green shirt on the right turned out to be an insane person who we stopped hanging out with (i think they're an alt right maga fag now? i pay very little attention to Discourse)


 No.1092283

File: c3b8df04d2fd705⋯.jpg (191.17 KB, 749x766, 749:766, c3b8df04d2fd705800f40160eb….jpg)


 No.1092284

File: e8892ff1dfb6aa2⋯.jpg (98.26 KB, 720x730, 72:73, e8892ff1dfb6aa2a08f84e0f67….jpg)


 No.1092285

the idea is that an egg is due to hatch at some point

>>1092282

... oh, honey, that posture


 No.1092286

File: 9889a62ea62d9ce⋯.jpg (168.51 KB, 560x776, 70:97, 1499984975025.jpg)


 No.1092287

shite


 No.1092288

File: 20ef3df619303c9⋯.jpg (861.67 KB, 1698x2653, 1698:2653, 20170612_140435.jpg)

>>1092285

if you didn't notice everyone was more or less trying to do the same pose

for no reason other than it was in the same folder here's my dad holding me


 No.1092289

shiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


 No.1092290

File: dc66c32abc387f6⋯.jpg (110.16 KB, 942x836, 471:418, American Airlines Flight 5….jpg)


 No.1092291

>>1092290

i don't get it


 No.1092292

File: 18cc84adec16418⋯.jpg (69.05 KB, 600x643, 600:643, 18cc84adec164180ced8a5b1f4….jpg)


 No.1092293

>>1092288

yeah, I did notice! it allows for direct comparison. look at the cocked hip, the splay of her left(? unless the picture is mirrored, I guess) hand. look, for that matter, at the way her fist is placed against her face; it looks like every family photo I ever took prior to the age of twelve. her legs are together, even though that's probably unbalancing; compare, for instance, far left and the brown-shirt dude next to you who have stuck one leg far out. that's a subconscious attempt to de-emphasize her crotch


 No.1092294

File: 2ab3669e7b8817b⋯.jpg (38.58 KB, 750x590, 75:59, 2ab3669e7b8817b3b643490165….jpg)


 No.1092295

File: 5aac0cd479e88b0⋯.jpg (66.33 KB, 799x750, 799:750, 5aac0cd479e88b0d685f486955….jpg)


 No.1092296

File: c683917f6839ae7⋯.png (16.66 KB, 320x320, 1:1, XD_Face.png)


 No.1092297

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1092298

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll


 No.1092299

once u been hiogtunmhjhhhcg


 No.1092300

be like


 No.1092301

>>1092297

don't feel like watching it


 No.1092302

File: 49c90c83b9c11e1⋯.jpg (42.25 KB, 800x677, 800:677, 49c90c83b9c11e1a517ae0325f….jpg)


 No.1092303

IF I COULD KILL YOU


 No.1092304

>>1092301

CNN anchor has a tantrum when the guy on the right says he only believes in the first amendment and boobs.


 No.1092305

booobs xD


 No.1092306

tidday xD


 No.1092307

i dont know what to make with this chicken thigh


 No.1092308

bazongers!!1 xD


 No.1092309

>>1092307

steamed ham


 No.1092310

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh epic


 No.1092311

>>1092309

fuck off shithead


 No.1092312

>>1092307

I'm sure BSB would buy it if you told him it was a fleshlight


 No.1092313

>>1092307

throw some old bay on it call it a life


 No.1092314

>>1092311

AHAHAHAHA Y U MAD THO!??


 No.1092315

File: 62d2987351dd5b3⋯.jpg (104.71 KB, 750x728, 375:364, 62d2987351dd5b324eee95e2de….jpg)


 No.1092316

>>1092282

there they are

the friendjamins


 No.1092317

>>1092282

this image exudes a strange and kinda scary power

not sure if the fact that its ben makes it better or worse


 No.1092318

>>1092282

imagine the smell


 No.1092319

is Ben a top or a bottom?


 No.1092320

>>1092319

bottom


 No.1092321

>>1092319

something something bend over


 No.1092322

>>1092282

tag yourself hsg

i'm the ricky lafleur guy ben is leaning on


 No.1092323

File: 7425659662bac6e⋯.png (95.47 KB, 500x253, 500:253, ClipboardImage.png)

>pick up echo because it's made by a bunch of ex hitman guys

>mc is a qt girl with short white hair and freckles


 No.1092324

>>1092322

that's dylan


 No.1092325

>>1092282

>not a single bottle of beer anywhere

sad!


 No.1092326

I want to kill.


 No.1092327

>>1092324

wait by blue shirt middle guy did you mean the one with the dark or light blue shirt


 No.1092328

>>1092325

one of them was probably drinking, i don't remember


 No.1092329

>>1092324

what the fuck that's actually my real name, what the shit


 No.1092330

>>1092327

dark blue, third from the left

laws is a fucking piece of work too but he's not as crazy as Joey!


 No.1092331

where did they all park their cars? On the lawn?


 No.1092332

I fucking hate you people.


 No.1092333

>>1092331

i didn't drive at the time and the others all parked in the parking lot


 No.1092334

>>1092332

grant who is this


 No.1092335

>>1092334

shitto

i think he's upset we don't respond to his shitposting


 No.1092336

>>1092334

shitto


 No.1092337

kys shitto


 No.1092338

>>1092337

Retard.


 No.1092339

I had some darn good chicken & waffles today from ihop


 No.1092340

shitto i highly reccomend you learn how to communicate


 No.1092341

sponge did you see how tasty my meal was


 No.1092342

>>1092339

chilis has pretty good chikky-chikky waff-waff


 No.1092343

>>1092340

hes hopeless

a rabid animal


 No.1092344

nee ruta-kun

what's your boipucci look like


 No.1092345

when will RLM come out with the next Fuck You It's January video?


 No.1092346

>>1092345

february


 No.1092347


 No.1092348

>>1092347

what does your anus look like


 No.1092349

File: 0bb4416fe9b6a0a⋯.jpg (337.15 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1405848175241.jpg)


 No.1092350

>>1092341

chicken & waffles is epic meal


 No.1092351

.name:before { content: "It's " ;}


 No.1092352

do you think ruta is trying to get one of us to hatefuck him


 No.1092353

>>1092352

would you, rev?


 No.1092354

paws up


 No.1092355

don't shoot


 No.1092356

>>1092353

well, I don't hate him, so the question isn't really valid


 No.1092357

gurt up

don’t squirt!


 No.1092358

you mean

dont slurp


 No.1092359

why wont this kid fuck off


 No.1092360

>>1092358

that doesn’t rhyme


 No.1092361

File: b8baa2b0cf31d25⋯.gif (1.47 MB, 480x270, 16:9, tumblr_inline_oixmj1kKNc1q….gif)


 No.1092362

there’s a girl at work named gerta and i find it really funny


 No.1092363


 No.1092364

>>1092362

Do You eat shit?>


 No.1092365

the apricots flow through me

my power is growing


 No.1092366

File: 6997035e0909eb4⋯.jpg (96.82 KB, 826x720, 413:360, am_I_cool_yet.jpg)

>>10923613


 No.1092367

>>1092360

neither does gurt up don't squirt

it's not supposed to rhyme


 No.1092368

it's assonant

>gurt up don't squirt

is a closer assonance than

>gurt up don't slurp

but they're both p. assonant


 No.1092369

>>1092367

gurt rhymes with squirt


 No.1092370

>>1092369

yeah but I kinda see anon's point, 'gurt up don't squirt' has the rhyming words in the wrong rhythmic positions to really register as internal rhyme


 No.1092371

hooves up don't clop


 No.1092372

man the first 2hu was some crazy shit

it looks more like a megaten game than a 2hu


 No.1092373

*dabs*

*dabs harder*

*chaosdabs*


 No.1092374

http://animalcrossing.wikia.com/wiki/Gigi

Gigi just told me that a UFO is leaving oranges on her floor

http://animalcrossing.wikia.com/wiki/U.F.O.


 No.1092375

File: 2ecb84898ed48a0⋯.png (34.59 KB, 180x180, 1:1, 2ecb84898ed48a0f6d7a125158….png)

>cut myself while cooking

>it was on my right middle finger so i can't jerk off

i hate this


 No.1092376

>>1092375

just use your left hand


 No.1092377

File: 935cddbd0cecc66⋯.webm (2.94 MB, 404x720, 101:180, 1515200368113[1].webm)


 No.1092378

>>1092375

divine intervention?


 No.1092379

File: 3658be34580b214⋯.jpg (101.92 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, C0W2mm5UkAAev87.jpg)

>>1092378

its for the best honestly

ill just jerk off to this in spirit


 No.1092380

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092381

someone jerk off to that for me


 No.1092382

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092383

someone jerk me off


 No.1092384

File: b5c8c0922b20a5d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 156.91 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 火田さんのネタを見てからムラムラが収まらなかったので….jpg)


 No.1092385

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092386

File: 03a19136ea03e68⋯.mp4 (2.35 MB, 362x360, 181:180, 935761589520732165_9357615….mp4)


 No.1092387

File: face3c297244b20⋯.png (63.67 KB, 750x592, 375:296, IMG_0784.PNG)

the west wing expose by michael wolff is out


 No.1092388

>>1092387

pm me the burgcucking passage


 No.1092389

>>1092387

it's a reasonable, if unhealthy, option


 No.1092390

>>1092387

that's a dumb way to be paranoid, someone could just easily poison it after it's been made


 No.1092391

>>1092389

>reasonable


 No.1092392

>>1092390

he's

not

very

smart


 No.1092393

ivanka spilled the beans about his hair

>She treated her father with some lightness, even irony, and in at least one television interview she made fun of his comb-over. She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp reduction surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men—the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.


 No.1092394

>>1092391

>I don't want to be poisoned so I'll go somewhere that isn't expecting me, so they couldn't prepare poisoned food ahead of time


 No.1092395

>>1092394

it's paranoia rev


 No.1092396

File: a4211b07568421c⋯.png (170.2 KB, 750x1200, 5:8, IMG_0785.PNG)

>>1092392

he also doesn't read


 No.1092397

alright im done with that now

unless i buy the book probably


 No.1092398

why doesn't the deep state infiltrate every mcdonalds in dc and poison every burg

they can get rid of trump AND false flag it on russian terrorists so we can go to war


 No.1092399

is it okay to talk about fugging 17 year old fictional characters if 17 is the age of consent in your state?


 No.1092400

File: e1af216c5a143f8⋯.png (213.68 KB, 640x828, 160:207, IMG_0786.PNG)

File: e5658cc13a00d46⋯.png (127.6 KB, 640x495, 128:99, IMG_0787.PNG)

scourge


 No.1092401

File: e5543187701aaeb⋯.png (299.17 KB, 749x591, 749:591, ClipboardImage.png)

the best excerpt hands down


 No.1092402

>>1092401

i don't care if this is real or not this is some of the funniest shit i've seen in ages

god when are the nukes gonna start flying


 No.1092403

>>1092401

so is the whole book bullshit then


 No.1092404

>>1092401

too good to be true


 No.1092405

>>1092403

i legitimately, unironically would not be surprised if that was a thing he did

it's a great laugh regardless


 No.1092406

him talking to the gorillas is a bit much but other than that I fully believe that's something he'd do


 No.1092407

File: 8a586bc00c74da6⋯.png (194.31 KB, 478x380, 239:190, IMG_5415.PNG)

>>1092401

they pushed it too far, it's not believable


 No.1092408

>>1092405

it's funny, but it's obviously not real

if that's in the expose book then i'm not interested in it anymore


 No.1092409

>Trump didn't want the gorilla channel to be known about

>He wants it all to himself


 No.1092410

yeah if thats in the book i may change my mind


 No.1092411

>>1092399

if you couldn't legally watch porn of them if they were real i think you should definitely reconsider

>>1092404

>>1092403

it's fake


 No.1092412

File: d90ec8ea8498d5f⋯.jpg (124.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

:P


 No.1092413

okay so i'll buy the book and scan it for you all


 No.1092414


 No.1092415

>>1092413

youre a good person wonk


 No.1092416

i regret saying that

i didnt think youd want it

but i guess i'll do it


 No.1092417

i'd watch the gorilla channel


 No.1092418

curled up in the presidential bedroom with a human-sized pile of warm burgers, watching the gorilla channel, while melania cries in the hallway


 No.1092419

>>1092393

>Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.

that’s epic


 No.1092420

a high school senior dating a college freshman is Slightly Dodgy, contingent on circumstances like prior relationship, proximity in age, etc.

increase the high school senior's partner's age by a year and we've already crossed a Comfort Threshold imo

legality doesn't define the morality of sexual acts, power imbalance (real, not narrative) does. it's not illegal for an eighteen-year-old to have a sexual relationship with a twenty-one-year-old, but it is Fucking Weird and I feel pretty comfortable assuming there's fucked up shit going on under the surface

adolescence is a time of rapid development. a year more of adolescence is a Big gap. even in early adulthood your finances, life situation, and neurological development are unstable enough/you're naive enough that it's easy for people not-that-much-older than you to take advantage of you. the older-than window of appropriate/even-handed sexual involvement stays pretty fucking narrow, IMO, up towards like late twenties


 No.1092421

>>1092399

they're not real

it doesn't matter, xlr is a fag


 No.1092422

>>1092411

>if they were real

>if

its a good thing they aren't then


 No.1092423

this might be a more controversial opinion: brief sexual involvement between a young adult (read: like, 19-22) and an adult in a later life stage is less fucked-up than a longer-term relationship with romantic expectations. a Real Adult(TM) starting a sustained romantic relationship with a Not-Quite-Done Adult(TM) has more power/control the more involved they get.

source: hooking up w/older guys didn't Fuck Me Up, hooking up w/the same older guys repeatedly with increasing emotional involvement very much did Fuck Me Up


 No.1092424

>dad tripped the breaker while i was cooking dinner not once but twice

i hate this drunk fucktard so much sometimes


 No.1092425

if it makes you stop and think "hey, this might be sketchy", just stop

dont jerk off to it

we are what we consume, so don't put stuff in your head that makes you uncomfortable, it's not worth it


 No.1092426

File: dcb2705f4a5e5e9⋯.jpg (100.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (1).jpg)

zelda got some good gams tho


 No.1092427

>>1092401

is this

the real gorilla mindset


 No.1092428

File: 58545eec5524c9e⋯.png (468.7 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2e36b96243360fe⋯.png (483.76 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

hey uhh

what the fuck


 No.1092429

>>1092426

zelda's pretty fucking uh

ugly, actually


 No.1092430

like you can still get Fucked Up by a brief sexual encounter, but that involves more blatant misconduct than getting Fucked Up by a sustained, imbalanced relationship needs to. if a predator can spread the manipulation out over time, their victim may not notice they're being controlled/harmed until much later. if at all!


 No.1092431

>>1092428

it's america


 No.1092432

File: 395ab210fb68334⋯.jpg (110.96 KB, 863x1200, 863:1200, R7V0Sjq.jpg)

it doesn't really matter what you jerk off to as long as you dont let it significantly impact your behavior in real life

if you can distinguish between fiction and reality you're fine


 No.1092433

>>1092428

you literally squeeze a handle

what is wrong with these people


 No.1092434

VR dnd sounds like fun, i wonder if that already exists


 No.1092435

>>1092431

It's Oregon, apparently.

I'm like, aware that there's the concept of gas stations where your gas is pumped for you, but I can't say I've ever heard of one existing.


 No.1092436

File: 9889a62ea62d9ce⋯.jpg (168.51 KB, 560x776, 70:97, 1499984975025.jpg)


 No.1092437

>>1092433

it's oregon

original home of the soyboy


 No.1092438

jerk off to this nerd!!! a haha aHA


 No.1092439

>>1092431

oregon and new jersey are the only states where self service gas stations are/were illegal (they still are in jersey) the rest of us can pump gas just fine

new jersey is just a nanny state shithole in general


 No.1092440

>>1092432

>it doesn't really matter what you jerk off to as long as you dont let it significantly impact your behavior in real life

i think it affects you whether you "let it" or not


 No.1092441

>>1092440

i think you're full of shit jimmy

do you think that video games are secretly turning everyone into crazed killers?

or that danged rock and roll music?


 No.1092442

File: 706ff08e8e4fd52⋯.png (145.8 KB, 572x557, 572:557, DQdhzQHU8AEvA0N.png)

>>1092440

i mean

i jerk off to women getting raped and beaten and abused but that doesn't mean I view every single woman I see as a walking fuckhole

i think if jerking off to something warps your behavior that badly you have deeper problems than just jerking off to something questionable


 No.1092446

*hides post*


 No.1092447

>>1092439

dang, sounds stupid

it's not like there's a big difference between their pumps and the rest of the world's? i mean it might make sense if the nj/oregon pumps are some highly complicated mechanism only certified employees knew how to use


 No.1092448

ruta, if all you want is a hatefuck, I can't help you out

but I'll give you a pityfuck if you're just stop posting that garbage


 No.1092449

>>1092447

its an old ban from the 40s and 50s when pumping gas was slightly more dangerous but like

now its almost completely retard proof so there's no reason for the ban to be in place


 No.1092450

File: 768ef11a20cc775⋯.jpg (156.35 KB, 1200x716, 300:179, image-608.jpg)


 No.1092451

>>1092442

why do you think being influenced by fiction is a special property of certain, defective people instead of, like, a universal human trait? we're cultural beings. the cultural products we consume make up a large part of who and what we are


 No.1092452

>>1092441

>>1092442

i never said it affected you in huge or drastic ways, i just said if it makes you uncomfortable it's probably not good for you

goddamn chill, i'm not the fucking HUAC


 No.1092453

>>1092451

yeah this

if you believe that reading fiction can inspire positive changes why wouldn't the opposite be just as possible


 No.1092454

>>1092451

no see please read my post again

if you let jerking off to rape porn make you think raping someone is okay you have far worse mental brain issues than just jerking off to rape


 No.1092455

>>1092449

>almost completely retard proof

unfortunately a lot of the retards who fuck it up

fuck it up by driving away from the gas station with the nozzle still in their tank

this costs the gas station on the repair cost, and on lost potential earnings while they have to keep things shut down during the repairs


 No.1092456

>>1092451

not him, but how one reacts to art is completely subjective

any piece of art can have contradictory impacts on different people

it's possible he is just truly not affected by the porn he consumes in any way


 No.1092457

people certainly do make absurd claims like "little Bobby headshotted one Nazi and now he's a serial killer" but that's not what we're talking about

we're saying you gotta think about all of it. not just the porn. if you want to be a moral being, you have to respond thoughtfully to the images and narratives presented to you. scoffing at the idea that fake depictions of fucked-up sex have a nontrivial relationship with real fucked-up sex is antithetical to that kind of conscientiousness

>>1092454

right, you're continuing to particularize a much larger problem

if you ask male college freshmen if they've ever raped somebody they almost unanimously say no. if you list sexual scenarios that constitute rape, but don't say the word rape, they confess (insofar as anonymized studies are confessional). the production, distribution, and consumption of porn that takes rape as its central subject does not require that the final consumer know or acknowledge they're jerking off to rape, and denying that that's a problem is a step in the wrong direction.


 No.1092458

File: 2dd561e45756d42⋯.jpg (40.94 KB, 409x588, 409:588, niina ryou_flip flappers_g….jpg)

>>1092456

i mean it does to some degree

just not in a "wow I really want to commit some rapes" way

because i know rape is bad, and so is fucking teenagers


 No.1092459

>>1092458

in what ways does it affect you


 No.1092460

>>1092458

so is being a porn addict


 No.1092461

File: d531359dca5f62c⋯.jpg (288.95 KB, 801x1200, 267:400, DR3TziQVoAA2Pbd.jpg)


 No.1092462

>>1092456

... no, sorry, that's sophistry. narrative is inter-subjective. we're all playing with subsets of the same cultural fields as our neighbors


 No.1092463

File: 7033bb9f8d3e704⋯.jpg (128.71 KB, 749x765, 749:765, 7033bb9f8d3e7043d949882273….jpg)


 No.1092464

File: 31e2f3fc87881be⋯.png (870.89 KB, 778x1100, 389:550, saotome meari_j.k._kakegur….png)

>>1092459

it makes my penis become the big penis


 No.1092465

are we really taking the high and mighty "you should be ok with it if it doesnt affect you" stance in hsg of all places


 No.1092466

File: 9012365f9d77a43⋯.jpg (46.8 KB, 1080x570, 36:19, 9012365f9d77a435ceba5544fa….jpg)


 No.1092467

>>1092464

Why is it always dark skinned men?


 No.1092468

there is almost nothing that a human being does alone. everywhere we go, everything we see, every thought we hold bears other people's fingerprints. we do not see the world as it is; we don't even directly see the lightwaves that bounce off of it. everything we see, everything we believe, is mediated by the enormously-parallel processor meat we live in, which has been shaped dramatically by our social environment


 No.1092469

MY GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU


 No.1092470

SHUT UP


 No.1092471

FUCK


 No.1092472

GOD DAMN


 No.1092473

JESUS CHRIST


 No.1092474

File: 70c7116a4b2eef8⋯.jpg (313.82 KB, 800x840, 20:21, yunodon (sugar maple)_idol….jpg)

>>1092467

it just be that way sometimes


 No.1092475

>>1092462

no, it's clearly the truth.

you're looking at the same art sako is posting at this moment and it is not affecting you in even remotely the same ways.

pretending a piece of art has a set effect on its viewer is just a coward's way to assign an objective worth to it. it serves no ultimate purpose, except to advocate censorship.


 No.1092476

I WANT TO BASH YOUR HEAD IN


 No.1092477

SHUT THE FUCK UP


 No.1092478

SHUT. UP.


 No.1092479

>>1092475

... sorry, would you please point out to me where I suggested art affects everyone the same way? I can't recall


 No.1092480

>>1092464

i meant in what way has it affected your character over time, but i guess that counts


 No.1092481

FUCK


 No.1092482

why wont ben fucking ban shitto already


 No.1092483

>>1092480

oh

it hasn't really

it's just made me realize that I have some pretty degenerate fetishes


 No.1092484

File: 4e472993aecd776⋯.png (4.37 KB, 523x30, 523:30, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1092485

get this lad some choccy milk


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 No.1092487

>>1092480

it gave him something other than birds and guns to obsess over


 No.1092488

salt why i appreciate that you left without any big pomp and circumstance and (most) of your dignity intact we don't need you back again with your armchair psychology

we already have wonk for that


 No.1092489

>>1092484

that's like 10% of the time it'd take to wreck his boyhole


 No.1092490

>turn phone on max power save mode

>cant post any images because the app is turned off

ree


 No.1092491

like

just because everyone here has differing associations with 'rape' as a word or a concept, because we have different life histories

does not change that we are intelligibly having a conversation about rape. probably everyone here would define rape differently. probably some of those definitions would make me feel somewhat ill. the exact content of 'rape' isn't universal, but we all know the idea.


 No.1092492

ben is so protective of his subhumans


 No.1092493

>>1092484

make it an 11 year ban


 No.1092494

>>1092484

make it longer you dipshit

he's going to come back and do the same thing


 No.1092495

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092496

OWNED. HAHAHAHAHA


 No.1092497

make me mod


 No.1092498

File: ccdd844bd6b9c9a⋯.jpg (893.22 KB, 900x1271, 900:1271, anastasia (idolmaster)_asa….jpg)

i was warming up to salt and now they're just being retarded

you were so close


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 No.1092500

>>1092491

>does not change that we are intelligibly having a conversation about rape

i don't think anyone's having a conversation about rape except you and jimmy


 No.1092501

File: 7033bb9f8d3e704⋯.jpg (128.71 KB, 749x765, 749:765, 7033bb9f8d3e7043d949882273….jpg)


 No.1092502

i'd keep ruta shitposting over sako rapeposting


 No.1092503

ME SO HORNY


 No.1092504

>>1092503

every sako post, lol


 No.1092505

File: 8eeeb025f4f8d17⋯.png (1.98 MB, 1678x952, 839:476, THE PAYOFF.png)

THE PAYOFF IS REAL


 No.1092506

>>1092502

they both need to get it over with and kill themselves


 No.1092507

can we keep ruta


 No.1092508

i think everyone knows that rape is fucking someone without their consent

thats the most basic definition


 No.1092509

>>1092498

*shakes imaginary champagne bottle until, to my extreme shock, it explodes*


 No.1092510

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THREAD THEME


 No.1092511

unga bunga me wan rape women


 No.1092512

shitto unblock me on tumblr


 No.1092513

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1092514

>>1092507

he needs to go


 No.1092515

this is a bad thread


 No.1092516

>>1092479

come off it

i said any art can have contradictory impacts on its viewers because it is totally subjective, and you said that was wrong

this whole conversation is around whether a person consuming a certain type of art should stop because it is unhealthy for them. arguments for that by necessity imply the art having a set effect on its viewer.

you can pussyfoot around your real point with shit like "cultural inter-subjectivity", but don't play coy.


 No.1092517

>>1092512

stop encouraging him


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 No.1092519

[ben voice] no..... the shitposter quartet reforms.....


 No.1092520

>>1092515

it's 95% umbridge's fault


 No.1092521

hey saltlick

how do you feel about people jerking off to underaged characters


 No.1092522

*shits in the soup*

THE BROTH


 No.1092523

All porn has the same effect on everybody (making them retarded)


 No.1092524

>>1092519

who was gunny's "partner"? i can't remember

it was wonk, saltlick, sako, and someone else with right-leaningish opinions


 No.1092525

i guess i'm fueling the fire

i won't respond again, no matter how dumb they're being


 No.1092526

the shitposter quartet but shitto and ifunny poster replaces cletus and wonk


 No.1092527

>>1092526

wait, shitto isn't the ifunny poster? what the fuck?


 No.1092528

>>1092526

>but shitto and ifunny poster

>shitto and ifunny poster


 No.1092529

>>1092524

>gunny

do you mean sako


 No.1092530

>>1092508

I'm not interested in starting a conversation about what 'consent' means or putting forth my preferred definition because it would make for an even worse shitstorm. let's not do that. I think my point is demonstrated nicely, though, by the fact that several people who agree that rape is sex without consent could disagree, vehemently, on the definition of consent. that's sort of what I'm talking about with 'inter-subjective'; even our shared symbols are subjectively-interpreted, even our subjective interpretations are shaped by our knowledge of others' interpretations.

tl;dr: pretending society is simple solves no problems


 No.1092531

>>1092527

>>1092528

i thought grant or ben confirmed they were separate


 No.1092532

how are some of you able to read saltlick's posts

i cant go a few sentences without having to take a break


 No.1092533

look, I know I'm being a pedant. but 'we're all locked off independently in our own hermetically-sealed subjectivities that don't interrelate at all' is a cop-out, and mutually contradictory with basic worldknowledge.


 No.1092534

>>1092531

i assumed they were the same person

grant might have said otherwise though


 No.1092535

>>1092532

no-one reads my posts, and I also sometimes have to take a pit-stop midsentence. it is what it is: fucking annoying, and something I wish I had more success changing


 No.1092536

i am physically unable to read saltlicks posts


 No.1092537

File: 00f7d86838ac798⋯.png (72.87 KB, 502x502, 1:1, law-chaos-horseshoe.png)

man, remember when Veef and I used to get stuck arguing for the same side?

>she's a TERF

<she's a tranny

>can they put aside their differences for the sake of Full Communism Now?


 No.1092538

>>1092532

just imagine if rev pawned his couch to buy a thesaurus and you've got the basic idea


 No.1092539

>>1092536

oh good i thought it was just me


 No.1092540

File: 559c6a0387e113f⋯.jpg (892.41 KB, 1631x1169, 233:167, megumin_tam-u_kono subaras….jpg)

i want to fuck anime girl


 No.1092541

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I

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WE

POST

GOOD

MUSIC


 No.1092542

I'm a TERF.


 No.1092543

>>1092531

who gives a shit, they both deserve a permaban


 No.1092544

piss ballz


 No.1092545

>>1092543

you mean three month ban leol


 No.1092546

File: 9494c7f1dd4174b⋯.jpg (107.66 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

*typing into the searchbar with shaking fingers* DOES MALUMA BOYS???


 No.1092547

piss ballgt


 No.1092548

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1092541

already did, but here it is again


 No.1092549

File: 08444bd2ab2193f⋯.jpg (551.7 KB, 1075x1518, 1075:1518, 0023.jpg)

i dont remember exactly what image this is but i think i was going to post something like "I want to have sex with anime girls"


 No.1092550

File: 9889a62ea62d9ce⋯.jpg (168.51 KB, 560x776, 70:97, 1499984975025.jpg)


 No.1092551

i want to castrate sako


 No.1092552

>>1092549

i'm surprised I haven't seen any loving consensual sex between them given they're dating


 No.1092553

File: 7f40fbc7e77346f⋯.jpg (426.04 KB, 1280x1814, 640:907, 014.jpg)

>>1092552

you're not looking hard enough


 No.1092554

File: c84fba4c0135a03⋯.gif (11.58 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 01907.gif)

I have to go back in time and convince Judith Butler's parents not to conceive. it's the only possible way I'll ever speak intelligibly


 No.1092555

File: 28f01ce158cffef⋯.jpg (377.32 KB, 1280x1820, 64:91, 002.jpg)


 No.1092556

>>1092554

you can write a normal sentence can't you

now just write like, 1-3 more and you have a normal post


 No.1092557

>>1092545

ben and grant are too chicken shit


 No.1092558

>>1092557

I don't particularly care but when he starts spamming gore it's annoying.


 No.1092559

hahaha as if that would be enough, I'd also have to causality-kill Jane Austen, Oscar Wilde, and Mark Z. Danielewski for good measure

>>1092556

yeah but like

if I'm gonna talk about [blah], something I've talked about before

either I'm gonna talk about it in the way I'm used to talking about it

>read: obtuse

OR I can try to talk about it like a normal person, but it's gonna take me way longer, I'm gonna get exhausted, and I'll probably give up

I can write better than I write on HSG, but that's all in editing/revision. I can write like a normal person, but it's too slow for the speed of conversation.

you'd think I just wouldn't talk at all, but oops, my autism!


 No.1092560

>>1092559

>OR I can try to talk about it like a normal person, but it's gonna take me way longer, I'm gonna get exhausted, and I'll probably give up

i mean going off of your post history before you outed yourself you seemed more or less normal


 No.1092561

File: 6c0a00342a685fb⋯.png (679.4 KB, 783x811, 783:811, niina ryou_flip flappers_g….png)


 No.1092562

>>1092558

he's annoying all the goddamn time

everyone can agree


 No.1092563

>>1092560

... and then I talked about language (and outed myself), later cultural transmission (and had a nice traditional Saltlick Shits Up HSG shitstorm). see my point? there are some subjects that make my writing style much harder to follow. I've tried to fix that, I haven't stopped trying, but it's not going well


 No.1092564

me: this poster is awful and i wish they would get banned

also me: the broth.....


 No.1092565

>start up Bright

>opening titles

>TRIGGER WARNING ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS

okay well this took about 3 seconds to be shit


 No.1092566

File: 5a909ef9a698a1a⋯.png (809.61 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 0wsaa0_pokemon_lillie (pok….png)

wes is gay lol


 No.1092567

bright is literally just a regular cop movie with fantasy stuff poorly shoved in


 No.1092568

for the record i think THE BROTH is a bad concept i just don't really care about shitto's posting

i banned him a bit ago for 11 hours maybe he'll stop being obnoxious (lol)


 No.1092569

>>1092566

study your japanese instead of jerkin your gerkin


 No.1092570

>Shakira puts on her pink wig and sparkly bellydance skirt to walk her pet pig to the Indian deli

iconic desu


 No.1092571

>>1092567

i'm a sucker for that shit tho


 No.1092572

>>1092567

except now the black cop is racist

so wacky


 No.1092573

>Start watching Riverdale at like 11 last night.

>finish season one just past noon today.

Why do I do this to myself, it wasn't even a particularly great show.


 No.1092574

>>1092573

watch anime seasons they take like 4 hours


 No.1092575

>>1092568

hopefully it'll teach that fag a lesson


 No.1092576

oh also this was the mtg rant i was gonna post earlier


 No.1092577

>>1092573

is anyone on that show gay


 No.1092578

The block as a whole was mostly fucked up due to them changing from a 3-set to a 2-set block (which is why emmy got kicked out, though they did pretty good things with her in Innistrad), but with Ulamog and Kozilek remaining, they're reduced from unspeakable, unfathomable eldritch abominations to some big fatties that you can kill with 13 mana (or something, I don't remember the exact number).

The very first thing that Ugin tells Jace to do is to NOT TRY AND KILL THE TITANS and Jace, being the characterless vacuum that he is, decides to promptly ignore that and thinks he can take on some eldritch abominations with the power of friendship and teamwork.

The rest of the story of the block is Gideon whipping his surral back and forth as I read the 500th instance of "bones breaking" and "tendons tearing" as he fights the millionth eldrazi because none of the eldrazi are special, they're just all meager creatures who are themselves barely a threat to anyone outside of the titans.

While we're not following the story of beefslab mcpunch a lot we're following I'm Totally Not A Racist Anymore Guys as she has an emotional journey about saving some elves or a tree and then gets sad when the other one dies. Then she has to save a goblin or something, and then also add on the bit about her fighting eldrazi from gideon's sections.

Drana's story was the only good one in the entire block but she had to be relegated to being irrelevant while we get mr edgelord back, unfortunately before he's able to kill off nissa for good.

The block was also more-or-less the start of the change of Chandra's character from "emotional and hot headed because she's a dumbass fire mage" to "adhd 13 year old who can only think about like, how EPIC she is and how much she is in lovie dovies with nissa".

The stories themselves started to get even worse towards the end, as we just got like 5-6 stories that were almost the exact same events just from someone else's point of view. That kind of storytelling isn't inherently awful but bow howdy was it fucking garbage here. I think there was another mindrape story involving Tazri but that was sometime inbetween the 6 takes on Kozilek showing back up so I didn't read it.

The story's just gideon/nissa/chandra's emotional issues while Jace acts like a dumbfuck and then his plan of the power of friendship works as they manage to kill ancient beings in a few days that 3 oldwalkers given millenia couldn't get rid of (granted they probably wouldn't want to get rid of them in the first place).

With the Eldrazi 'gone' all that made Zendikar Zendikar is gone. The roil was a symptom of the sleeping eldrazi, most of the wildlife is dead because of the eldrazi (though I suppose that's being worked on with nissa magic, also ashaya was kind of a stupid plot point), and there's not a whole lot to "explore" under the same reasons.

Even if you don't give a single shit about the story the mechanics of the set were awful. I personally don't actually play around with sets all too heavily unless there's something particular I'm interested but my friend would always have constant complaints about how awful the limited was, and even I could see that cohort was hot garbage. They managed to not fuck up one thing mechanically (somewhat) and that was landfall but even then that was just sort of squandered with the cards they had.

The eldrazi cards themselves are, as I said, mostly boring and bland. In original zendikar they had the titans and a small handful of the brood for each titan. Having to split design space (and artistic design space) between like 90 cards makes it all run very thin and dull.

The story with the roilshaper who thought that maybe Gideon was secretly smart and was just fucking with him was kind of funny, so there's that too.


 No.1092579

okay i was kind of getting into bright but whoever wrote this does not have any idea how to integrate exposition naturally into dialogue, which means they probably should not have made a fantasy world


 No.1092580

File: c1c7ad305b750d9⋯.png (46.02 KB, 1204x277, 1204:277, wanikani.PNG)

this takes fucking FOREVER


 No.1092581

File: d474ad493792683⋯.png (3.64 KB, 179x167, 179:167, 1437889383830.png)

>two more twelve hours shifts and then i get to [REDACTED]


 No.1092582

>>1092581

oh man, I didn't realize ▮▮▮▮▮ had ▮▮▮▮▮▮ you ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ to ▮▮▮▮▮ yet!


 No.1092583

lads I'm trying not to ▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮ more than once a week/more than 3x a month in 2018 but let me tell you, my parents are asleep and I'm bored and I would like to ▮▮▮▮▮ some ▮▮▮▮ right now


 No.1092584

i actually can't ▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮ until i get a new job but i do have some kratom and gas station pills and [REDACTED]


 No.1092585

actually yes i can but only on monday with the girl that smokes my weed and then maybe we'll [REDACTED]


 No.1092586

slurp gurt


 No.1092587

>>1092584

I tried kratom a few times, all it did was make me talk even more. also: trying to get that shit in my body was an ordeal every time, it tastes so bad


 No.1092588

File: fcde193fc294a45⋯.jpg (53.56 KB, 480x480, 1:1, yukarino.jpg)

drugs are bad


 No.1092589

>>1092587

i kind of like how bitter it is

i have a harder time drinking most beer tbh


 No.1092590

>>1092588

some drugs... are good

I really enjoyed acid, I kind of want to look into microdosing. that used to sound completely fucking ridiculous to me but shit if I didn't have the focus of a laserbeam while tripping


 No.1092591

>>1092588

so is jerking off to rape you god damn idiot

you fucking dunderhead. you nutrient deficient imbecile. go get some potassium in your system before i drive to indiana and break your fucking jaw


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 No.1092593

>>1092590

> the focus of a laserbeam

who are you again


 No.1092594

>>1092591

>putting a substance into your body that causes severe physical harm and mental dependance is better than jerking off to porn sponge doesn't like

leol


 No.1092595

>>1092590

>the focus of a laserbeam while tripping

that's an epic feel

so is "oh shit i'm going to die if i don't get off of the top of this ice" while you're tripping


 No.1092596

how to become a famous actor on CW


 No.1092597

mushrooms were real bad but I can't tell if that was set + setting or if I just don't like the effects, it made me feel like every joint in my body was a) dislocated b) spinning around frenetically. also: didn't like the nonstop repetitive noise thing, I've had a few flashbacks since then and the noises were different but it was agonizing every time

>>1092593

the shitposter formerly known as Saltlick

>>1092595

that sounds... bad


 No.1092598

File: 8ebf5cf4c979077⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 1654x2339, 1654:2339, 33442408_p0.jpg)

*gets hooked on painkillers and cocaine*

AT LEAST I DONT JERK OFF TO RAPE FANTASY PORN


 No.1092599

>>1092594

you don't even know what kratom is you fool. it's literally not that different from caffeine. or are you anti-caffeine too? have you ever taken an asprin?


 No.1092600

sponge is so cool when he talks like this>>1092591


 No.1092601

>>1092600

this but unironically


 No.1092602

>>1092600

yeah it's epic


 No.1092603

spange having sincere emotions is usually pretty good


 No.1092604

So this is what we've come to.

Defending rape porn.


 No.1092605

>>1092601

i would never ironically call sponge cool


 No.1092606

The heroine addict looks at his pockmarked arm, and the dirty needle that contains his next hit and contemplates what went wrong in his life that led him to this.

He sighs and says to himself, "at least I'm not masturbating."

He wraps the cord tightly around his arm, and presses the needle in.


 No.1092607

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1092608

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

want new music

need new music

>>1092606

Sako how exactly is this Thing You Do better than me blithering about semiotics/


 No.1092609

it's like part of my Code of Epic to disvalue the average NEETS opinion to that of a five year old's


 No.1092610

sako fuckin loves his rape porn

the fuckin madman

also new thread?


 No.1092611

>uhhhhhhh all drugs = heroin

i don't think you're actually that dumb but i don't know anymore. but you know what? fuck you. you belong here

>>>/r9k/

begone.


 No.1092612

doing cocaine is more damaging to a person both physically and mentally than having a fetish


 No.1092613

>>1092610

no i think we're done here


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 No.1092615

not all drugs are heroine but all recreational drugs are bad and doing them makes you stupid


 No.1092617

i was thinking bright felt like it was written by an autistic person who didn't understand human interactions fully

then i googled it and saw max landis wrote it and felt pretty proud of my predictive ability


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File: f148b0478ab5f7a⋯.png (260.27 KB, 500x375, 4:3, andrewpussie2.png)




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