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First for Nep


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soulja boi up in this *dabs*


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you failed nep, my lad



god i wish that were me


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ninth for eri



Lobsterwalker!Joey is my favourite AU!


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whether or not you believe it it happened cletus

you're not the only one who dated a crippled amputee


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grant whats with the affection for gheesling





i'm sure the latter is true but I don't think you did

still waiting on proof my lad


cletus just wants pics to crank his black hog to


good form, pupper


cletus is pathetic lol



he's gay



i could easily find those I really just don't believe him




city smells (shitty smells)



hes epic

whats your affection for sponge????


"s-show me your ex's nub so i can crank my hog to it"



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in this thread we post GOOD music


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show me the post you made about her that you said you did



dont go overboard......


wait is there a different word if the vampire who turned you into a vampire is a girl

like instead of sire is it dam or something



he's gay



wait for kanayaposter to get back and ask them


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>go through two years of posts on an imageboard where half the threads dont work



what country is that jabroni from anyway



it is always sire


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hes epic






b*nch I am not infected with gay. this isn't some HGV+ (Human Gay Virus Positive) sh*t, I've got full on AHDS (Acquired Heterosexuality Deficiency Syndrome)


no, that's... that's me, I was the kanayaposter



sweden yes



real kanayaposter is somewhere in scandinavia

fake kanayaposter is >>1091909 and thinks i mean him lol


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A coworker gave me a few porcupine tree albums for Christmas

I like it but I've been known to have bad taste



oh, well, that confuses the joke

the joke being that I am essentially Wes's grand-dam




I'm browsing reddit!



I liked "fake" kanaya's posts more than "real" kanaya

submit to kanaya is a dead meme


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cletus prove you got nudes from curry tiddies



kanayaposting is a dead meme in general so its like 0+0




thanks Ig but 'submit to kanaya' is still a really good meme

I'm still trying to figure out how to pitch the Who Wants Some Tasty Guacamole joke just right



I can't prove it because they were snapped to me but at least i have pictures of her big tiddies that ive posted here (lol)

they exist at least



this is kind of fun, I'm three minutes in and still kind of worried it's going to go to edgeshit


kanaya anon is my favorite anon


I still have to contact ICE about her parents


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>Treasure Adventure World is just Treasure Adventure Game but with "updated graphics"


oh nevermind aradiaflag, the vocal harmonies just came in so I'm super into this

it's like. that Teardrop song they used as the themesong for House, but proggified, but with occasional vocal harmz


>posting naked pictures of women here that they sent u



all men are same



preach! it! sis!


haha, yikes








it kind of did go to edgeshit, but maybe it'll stay at this level of distorted guitar and not get worse?


im not posting my ex

because i am not a cuck

unlike cletus and khan


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that's amazing

i'm thoroughly jelly

althoigh if my SO infodumped about cars it'd remind me too much of my father



t. soyboy


incredibly disrespectful to post pictures of someone online without permission


im every woman

its all in me


Blow your brains out.


im in every woman




many such cases!



haha loose vagoo



did you ask dan gheesling if you could post his pics.............................




my dad isn't a Cars Dude but this is how I feel about dating someone in IT

if I pretend to know even less about cars than I actually do am I being the handmaid to her feudal lord.....


preach!! it!! sis!!



I find it somewhat amusing that the song is long enough for you to liveblog it like that



he posted that himself, or someone had the rights to

its his official big brother 14 picture


smacks hands on table like a toddler yelling for food





>if I pretend to know even less about cars than I actually do am I being the handmaid to her feudal lord.....

yeah but thats a good thing


poopy shrek lololo0lo



i never asked for pics i asked for the post


its only ok to post people's nudes if the person in question said mean things to you


mint ogre load



long songs are fine if you can keep it interesting the whole way. there's a bunch of songs that are 'too long' despite being several minutes shorter than comparable analogues, tracklength is all about what the piece deserves/can justify taking


<ooh ms mechanic my car seems to have broken down, whatever am I to do?? I keep bending down to look under the hood but Idk anything abt cars :'(


this is also good


*posts pictures of vfan without her consent*




vfan deserved it tbqh


vfan got wesd lol


uuuuuuuh why wasnt wesley banned for posting vfan nudes :?


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aradia anon is my favorite anon


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like, I suppose you could shorten Emily, hypothetically, except that I would flashstep behind you with a super cool katana and kill you before you realized I was there >:^)

but Cosmia, which is many people's favorite song on Ys because it's the shortest track by two minutes and fourteen seconds? that song's too fucking long


kanaya anon lives somewhere warm enough to swim because they almost got killt by an angry boat


i cant believe wes cucked vfan out of her privacy!


god my nose is itching so bad


i'm my favorite anon


uuuuuuuh why wasnt wesley banned for posting cp :?



alternatively, scandinavians are crazy and will happily swim in icy waters



ooh yeah thats the good stuff


I can't believe kanaya anon is an aussie!




why arent you banned for being ugly LOL


even Only Skin I'll listen to all the way through without complaint. but Cosmia? five minutes in I'm like "holy fuck when does this song end"


What troll besides kanaya would you like to see post here?








Sollux, one hundred percent





yellow vriska


gog DAN nepter thats one fine ass ya got their <-b


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i bet kanayaposter is vris back from the dead


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pre- or post- gym jerk off session?




imagine this crashing into the earth in 3 days


nah vris is aussie


post or else you'll be 2weak


edge before lifting for bonus test



i had a vague suspicion on who it was if it WAS someone known here, but i dont have a way to check and also i dont care




Youll save your test for the workout and you'll cum a bigger load from seeing all the yoga pantsed bitches



yeah i think that too


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espionage fiction is ""gay""

international intrigue, political assassinations, and carefully-constructed cover identities all belong to gay people exclusively



im gonna need some explaination here


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that's mostly a joke but buddy fiction actually is gay, the earliest examples of the modern genre are riddled with subtext and no-longer-obvious references to contemporary gay culture


you heard me


Im like 100% sure that kevin hart and dwayne johnson were not gay in central intelligence


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are exiles usually a part of sburb sessions


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why does everyone orgasm over dwayne johnson



im not clicking

fuck you

eat shit

°kicks you in the shins°


vaguely ethnic

goofy faces

juiced balls




this is epic


Sherlock Holmes? an invert. Watson, whose name is canonically either John or James? an invert.

Arthur J. Raffles? an invert. Harry "Bunny" Manders? double invert, he cross-dresses at one point for no other reason than entertaining his masc boyfriend

C. Auguste Dupin and the unnamed narrator of The Murders in the Rue Morgue? inverts, the both of them

in other news, read Graham Robb's landmark 2003 masterpiece of historical/literary scholarship Strangers: Homosexual Love in the 19th Century



yeah i think so



which man is better, charles barkley or dan gheesling


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did you read my suggestion about using old trips as exiles


frankly, my dear, i dont give a fuggy mcwuggy



no, but it does sound like a good idea

i was actually planning on having the anons be exiles and the old trips be the guardians


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not sure how i feel about that

although maybe it could work if we're talking "weird mentor guy stalking the neighborhood"


dwayne "the roids" johnson

i wonder how teensy-weensy his balls have become





could work

or not even tthat theyre guardians but at least their ectoparents/children


dwayne "the cock" johnson


hellstrider is definitely cletus' guardian

their appearance and level of awfulness are very similar



can you shoehorn spongelord's canonical parentage in there? or would Batlord/Spongefan references be too dated


zelda wrestling AU where dwayne johnson is The Octorock haha



It's a like 3/5, I watched it and enjoyed a few moments but overall not really anything spectacular

not that it really matters that much but the last episode is pretty bad.


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>tkmiz saw and responded to the card




thats an epic idea


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>Nobody owes nobody nothing. You owe



Spongefan being Rev's Guardian would make a certain sense, they tend towards similar sorts of incoherence

Spongefan can still be dead. maybe leave it ambiguous whether Rev took advantage of that earthquake in the Philippines to trap Spongefan and leave him to die, that way you can incorporate Rev's Dark_Intimations.backstory.wav



forgot about that, that's actually pretty doable



yourself to get fit.



>I forgot to metion that this year is the year I became 100% furry




>Nobody owes

>You owe



>>I forgot to metion that this year is the year I became 100% furry

excuse me



??? is that on batlord's blog or whatever? I don't remember where he posts



you're nobody


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*you're not nobody



my brothers and cousins, come avenge me! nemo put my eye out!

>lmao okay dumbass


>that feel when she has a sexy uvula


They don't think it be like it is, but it do.



that still doesn't work, either, because the substitution

>you owe yourself nothing. you owe yourself to get fit

continues to self-contradict

I think we're supposed to take ... owes nobody else as implied/self-evident- 'I owe you [x]' and 'I owe myself [x]' clearly imply slightly different forms of obligation- but it reads a little strangely for sure


>walking in mall

>guy tells me come with him into a store

>hes trying to sell me $150 lotion

>keep trying to make excuses to not buy it and leave

>wont let me off the hook

>when he goes into the back to show me another product

>end running out of the store

in hindsight i should have just fucking said "i dont want to buy this"



see >>1092039

of course your explanation is the most sensible one tough





looks like im not going into that mall ever again




in hindsight you shouldn't have entered the store



honestly you have to learn to see someone trying to trap you into doing something you don't want to do as ruder than telling them to fuck off. because it is.



is this anime actually any good, or just waifubait


*marries illiterate southeast asian women because a forum post told him to*

you owe society



i dont really know what i was thinking


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I'm a little surprised the penis isn't on phos



Wtf she's a rock why would she need a penis


no regrets



'I did this and I don't know why' is the hallmark of having been manipulated. sales is just professional manipulation. you are justified in being rude to anyone who tries to sell you something unsolicited. not to get all LaVeyan, but refer to the Satanic Laws of the Earth:

>1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

>11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.




destroying him would be an epic idea but i would go to prison fornit



It's nice, also they aren't girls they are referred to as "he" and "onii-chan" etc in the manga, also in the anime too but I've seen subs not doing that


I don't really fuck with egoism or any Left Hand Path kinda shit a dude ever wrote, but the Eleventh Satanic Law of the Earth changed my whole life


thanks lad


you really don't have to lay a finger on someone or break any laws to make them seriously regret messing with you. all it takes is words, vicious and true


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it's actually good

also the gems are referred to with masculine pronouns so they should be husbandos



i lack a backbone for that anon


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remember when snax was a thing



that's a solvable problem. just practice. go to any city street and refuse to accept every flier pushed your way. when you get good at that, start giving them the stinkeye too


immunize yourself to street hassles with goodwill gym shirts



I read somewhere that's it's supposed to be like, the standard/asexual pronoun which is normal for languages that do not have "it" to default to masculine



>Spongefan can still be dead. maybe leave it ambiguous whether Rev took advantage of that earthquake in the Philippines to trap Spongefan and leave him to die

i can see rev doing that but only accidentally



you sure about that? maybe not Spongefan, specifically, but the dude's hinted he knows where the bodies (or equivalent) are hidden



i mean, that's possible, but you can audibly hear them say boku, ore, etc

those aren't 100% exclusively to guys but the intention is to refer to them masculinely to contrast with most of their relatively feminine appearances



he drew some stuff fairly recently


i need to go back through my own posts and save my own images i posted



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the re-tail music has exactly one chord from Ballad of the Wind Fish and it's pissing me off


>they were snapped to me

use a screen recorder





do you like the minecraft vn because you post it a lot



quite the proportions on her

absolute unit


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its one of like, 7 images i got here


angel is my guardian



angel suckled my cockle can




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so uh

why'd the print the same card two sets in a row

they didn't even give it new art


angel only got fucked in a doomed timeline, she's still pure


if i could id draw angel sucking a big ol weenie to mess with the guy who has a crush on her


also the new flavor text doesn't really make nay sense

when it comes to "giant dinosaurs that'll trample over you" 6/6 is probably as big as it needs to be unless it's like emmy big



im just having fun dude who cares if she sucked a billion cocks



There's still someone in here that has a crush on her?



you might be having fun but im pretty sure there's an actual angel fanboy hanging around here


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i saw they did it for this guy too.

it kind of makes sense with him, as you need a lot of copies of specifically cards with his name

i have no idea why they did it with other random cards though, it's weird.


angel was cool and a good poster

whoever chased her away on that gay little podcast should be ashamed


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angel is very cute and smol but i know nothing about her to be a fanboy



angel's been gone for years dude

i think it was khan who was talking about her eating monster dong though



i thought she still popped in occasionally before i took a hiatus from hsg about a year and a half ago


ben, why didn't you tell me the prepre was on

i wonder how much i've missed



she pops in like once several months to shill something but that's about it



nah it's always me


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does anyone else like X


where is my hsg gf


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he's super degenerate but it was kind of fun because i didn't actually realize how degenerate he was until i played him


i still can't remember when to use onyomi and when to use kunyomi

i hate being retarded



are those the native vs. Sino-Japonic readings? that's the primary reason I gave up trying to learn Japanese, iirc- I never got very far anyway, but when I learned about all the fucking readings I was like "yeah no thanks"


thought my dog had worms because she kept buttscooting around everywhere

took her to the vet

his diagnosis:

"she just likes to scoot"



for me its easier than wrapping my head around gendered nouns in german

fuck gendered nouns


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fuck off nerd



>he says, posting nerd music



gendered nouns are retarded

fuck french


i'm sure japan has an assload of stupid things to learn too but really gendered nouns are stupid



does it help if you think of them as being arbitrary/many-meaning noun categories, two of which happen to contain most nouns referring to (male/female) humans or animals

trying to predict what gender/noun class nouns are is going to lead you wrong more often or not, particularly if there aren't that many noun classes to divide nouns into. they're basically these incidental bits you have to memorize to make it easier to tell what's modifying what

speakers of languages that have two or three noun classes do tend to think of those things as masculine/feminine/neuter, and disagree w/speakers of other languages that gender that same concept differently, but that has as much to do with the fact that they're told those things are gender as it implies anything really true about the language. gender is Important, people learn to read it into anything they're told is gendered


vaginas smell like pussy


languages that have lots of noun classes often have clearer reasons for why a noun is the class it is. like not 100%, it's just- if you have more buckets to divide things among, there's fewer situations where you have to say 'fuck it, it goes in this one and I don't care why'


is this saltlick


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was I being subtle


language neeeeerd



x is like the opposite of nerd music actually


saltlick I just want you to know one thing

I'm retarded


(i say, after having gone to a museum exhibit about x)



yeah, well, I've been known to publicly struggle to get my clothes and purse on in the right order myself

there's lots of ways to be stupid, just like there's lots of ways to be smart


i just want to be able to read my japanese anime porn


stupidity is normal. lots of people are stupid. lots of people are stupid in some ways and smart in others. it's a super loaded concept, stupidity, but it doesn't really have to be

sometimes you just know, about some of your friends or family, that they need extra help with some things


oh and like, visit there

eventually, i guess

thatd be cool



noble goal



>I've been known to publicly struggle to get my clothes and purse on in the right order myself

I think you have another issue my man


i still think about living in japan sometimes but i can barely function as a person in america i dont think ill be living abroad for al ong time


fuck late night gym

7 AM gym is waaaaay better



what, dyspraxia? sequencing difficulties? those are what I'm talking about. my brain is busted in ways that sometimes cause strangers to give me pitying looks. what else do you call that but stupidity?


i really ought to learn how to speak spanish

i want to be able to be pals with the people working at mexican markets so they don't treat me like a gringo


I think that maybe genki is for people much more intelligent than me



also considering ive been "learning" spanish since second grade


back on that apricot grind


i at least know more japanese than one of my friends who has been taking a course in college for the past year and a half

he's going to japan on an exchange thing during the summer and he can't read like, anything at all


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¿Es cierto que James Dambro lloró y tuvo un intento de suicidio por homestuck general?




if he's going to japana he's gonna learn a shitton


i knew this anon sounded familiar


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i mean, he did go through french immersion as a kid so i guess but he hasn't really done any studying on his own or shown any initiative to learn anything new


Hi hsg my life is on fire


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I've been trying to talk some other way since I was, like, twelve or thirteen. it hasn't worked yet. such is the 'tism



what happen


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maybe it's just because you're so hot



Is that why my financial aid appeal got rejected?


my world's on fire

how bout yours

thats the way i like it and i never get bored


is hsg having a resurgence?


not content with 2 women not wanting his dick, he goes for a third



lots and lots of women dont want his dick


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god, what an awful thought



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will the ranks of the hsg homeless grow by one more?



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i really like this picture



but you're such a hot commodity


99 slaps, my friend



hlg when


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le.............................. xD


my face when!


my plan to replace jerking off with wanikani is being foiled by wanikani's delays in giving me new lessons and reviews



hsg stays hsg, it just morphs to mean homeless shitposter general



I was awol for five years



who in the NAME of FUCKING SHIT are you bruh


what are some good games to play while listening to podcasts


i hope the ip thing is just shitting itself or it's a weird coincidence because if not i'm gonna be kind of upset


i think it may just be a weird coincidence



it's a secret


ban ifunny poster


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shitto is banproof


grant has weird feelings for shitto


I've got the biggest dick around


the hot new meme site for pedophiles: icunny


It's massive




grant: the next jimbo?


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whos the next hsg personality to show up


i hope its vfan


someone tweet moody to come back, and in the next few weeks when he eventually finds an alleyway or abandoned gas station with a functional power outlet to charge his phone, he can come hang out


what if it's hellstrider


doens't someone still track lalonde



I'm down so long as only /mu/vfan shows up


Smoke the weed



*throws bong on floor*



*resounding bonk as acrylic bong bounced off the floor*

What kinda bitchboy do you think I am, I have like 4 bongs currently





*bottles the weed smoke*

*condenses the smoke back into weed*

fuk u


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One foot-and-a-half glass, one acrylic half footer, one lil desk bong, and Caliborn my big black three footer with percolators and three chambers

and that's just bongs



i know it's not supposed to be that way, but it looks like the picture is trying to imply that she's drinking horse semen



ben get on twitch


someone asked me why bfz was bad so i wrote a big autism about it but then the thread died so nothing happened


My one friend is both autistic and super into weed vessels, I think he has like 40+ pieces of glassware and he uses like 2 of them lol


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this is hot


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sounds like a blast tho




>Old racist cripple woman gives me a christmas gift

>It's a $8.77 gift card to dominos, thanking me for helping her with her yard and shit because she's crippled

>She confused my name with my friend who she's only ever seen like once


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look at these cool kids


Over the years I've had a ton of pieces with Homestuck in mind for names/colorations/features

Knight of Time, Witch of Space, Heir of Void, Bard, etc


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also the card is from 2013

or at least the copyright on it is from 2013


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i think i only named one piece

it was a green and purple spiky glass pipe named spike

mightve posted it on dumbgarbo now that im thinking about it



What's the status of the new girl at the bar

How goes your Harvest


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this is epic


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so was that you in the soc thread


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no, and I started at the bottom and scrolled up so I was like "wtf why do they think this is me"

but whoever that is does kind of look like me in the face


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post battered women


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are you the regular kanaya poster


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who, Spitfire? she's great

we had a night of drunken laughter together and I think she's a dynamite gal.



theres a pretty cool doujin with this character getting absolutely mutilated


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I have so many women in my life who want my dick, it's really amazing


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then why can't you get laid


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for the record:

>my dick isn't that big

>my tits aren't that small

>my hair is nicer

>I was always kinda hip-y but HRT moved even more fat to my hips, that's not what my paunch is shaped like


nah, my first post here since uhh february was >>1091383


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I like when people come back and visit

please don't leave me hsg can never die


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I do, all the time. Just not with girls I work with yet



alright good, that's what i assumed


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also I got my TDAP shot today and this is what the nurse slapped on me

I'm insulted

give me a foghorn leghorn ffs


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mega epic



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i'm gonna do it

i'm gonna buy a ukulele


maybe i have brain problems



i thought that was sako


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>my brain is busted in ways that sometimes cause strangers to give me pitying looks. what else do you call that but stupidity?

buddy no real offense but have you seen yourself



>group benjamin

it's joke



I like the ukulele as a songwriting tool, it's super easy to like strum once on chord changes and mark out the structure of the song. I've been using 'em that way for years and I still can't play the ukulele for shit lmao



actually how could hsg theoretically die

i'm guessing we'd have to have some massive drama/fallout combined with the board disappearing



now do classical gas



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I'm pretty familiar with how I look, yeah. I'm also pretty familiar with how strangers look at me. the "holy shit a tranny," "holy shit a lunatic," and "holy shit a r*tard" looks are pretty distinct



those are all the same thing...



i'm gonna learn steven universe and adventure time songs on it

then i'll be one step closer to the sunny mildly autistic gf i require



I'll give you "tranny = lunatic," we are not the most collectively-normal demographic. it's pretty stressful to be a trans woman


why is choking so hot


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my friend from college who was probably the normiest of our friend group is trans now

i don't really care one way or the other but another one from the group started hitting on her and it's pretty weird, she's not even done anything at all just stated she's trans


then again this is the same friend who said to another of my friends "you know I really think the word moist sounds bad" and then he leans next to his face and whispers "but i really like it when you say it"



oh hey i did the same thing for the same reason

that lasted two weeks

i should try again



> for the same reason

wanting to be an autistic gf?


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It's time to DM

Catch you slutbutts later



chasers are wild! but, like, a lady can look real manly pretransition and, if you've got enough experience, you can still tell she's gonna be a pretty girl

it's also... not very hard to pick out eggs, lmao. at my work I keep seeing dads bring their eggchildren in. they flinch to be called 'son', and they look at me like prisoners seeing an escape route when I'm out from behind the counter in a dress speaking in my >tfw deep feminine baritone


i really really want to choke someone out lads

should i go jerk off and rid my mind of these sinful thoughts



>chasers are wild! but, like, a lady can look real manly pretransition and, if you've got enough experience, you can still tell she's gonna be a pretty girl

i mean they weren't exactly macho but they weren't really feminine either

i think i have a picture of us from a few years ago


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well to learn stevey uni songs at least

so yeah to be a manic pixie dream girl


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and what does an egg mean, in this scenario



I'd kind of rather not see it, if that's alright with you


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a trans person, esp. a trans woman, who hasn't realized yet

yr an egg if you don't know yet. if you know, but you're hiding it, yr closeted

if you call a stranger an egg yr not specifying if they've realized or if they're just hiding. if you hear 'egg' and 'closeted' in the same context, that's the distinction, but 'egg' can mean both if you're not differentiating


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blue shirt middle is trans

blue shirt left is the weirdo who hit on them

green shirt on the right turned out to be an insane person who we stopped hanging out with (i think they're an alt right maga fag now? i pay very little attention to Discourse)


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the idea is that an egg is due to hatch at some point


... oh, honey, that posture




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if you didn't notice everyone was more or less trying to do the same pose

for no reason other than it was in the same folder here's my dad holding me




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i don't get it


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yeah, I did notice! it allows for direct comparison. look at the cocked hip, the splay of her left(? unless the picture is mirrored, I guess) hand. look, for that matter, at the way her fist is placed against her face; it looks like every family photo I ever took prior to the age of twelve. her legs are together, even though that's probably unbalancing; compare, for instance, far left and the brown-shirt dude next to you who have stuck one leg far out. that's a subconscious attempt to de-emphasize her crotch


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




once u been hiogtunmhjhhhcg


be like



don't feel like watching it


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CNN anchor has a tantrum when the guy on the right says he only believes in the first amendment and boobs.


booobs xD


tidday xD


i dont know what to make with this chicken thigh


bazongers!!1 xD



steamed ham


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh epic



fuck off shithead



I'm sure BSB would buy it if you told him it was a fleshlight



throw some old bay on it call it a life





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there they are

the friendjamins



this image exudes a strange and kinda scary power

not sure if the fact that its ben makes it better or worse



imagine the smell


is Ben a top or a bottom?






something something bend over



tag yourself hsg

i'm the ricky lafleur guy ben is leaning on


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>pick up echo because it's made by a bunch of ex hitman guys

>mc is a qt girl with short white hair and freckles



that's dylan



>not a single bottle of beer anywhere



I want to kill.



wait by blue shirt middle guy did you mean the one with the dark or light blue shirt



one of them was probably drinking, i don't remember



what the fuck that's actually my real name, what the shit



dark blue, third from the left

laws is a fucking piece of work too but he's not as crazy as Joey!


where did they all park their cars? On the lawn?


I fucking hate you people.



i didn't drive at the time and the others all parked in the parking lot



grant who is this




i think he's upset we don't respond to his shitposting





kys shitto





I had some darn good chicken & waffles today from ihop


shitto i highly reccomend you learn how to communicate


sponge did you see how tasty my meal was



chilis has pretty good chikky-chikky waff-waff



hes hopeless

a rabid animal


nee ruta-kun

what's your boipucci look like


when will RLM come out with the next Fuck You It's January video?









what does your anus look like


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chicken & waffles is epic meal


.name:before { content: "It's " ;}


do you think ruta is trying to get one of us to hatefuck him



would you, rev?


paws up


don't shoot



well, I don't hate him, so the question isn't really valid


gurt up

don’t squirt!


you mean

dont slurp


why wont this kid fuck off



that doesn’t rhyme


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there’s a girl at work named gerta and i find it really funny




Do You eat shit?>


the apricots flow through me

my power is growing


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neither does gurt up don't squirt

it's not supposed to rhyme


it's assonant

>gurt up don't squirt

is a closer assonance than

>gurt up don't slurp

but they're both p. assonant



gurt rhymes with squirt



yeah but I kinda see anon's point, 'gurt up don't squirt' has the rhyming words in the wrong rhythmic positions to really register as internal rhyme


hooves up don't clop


man the first 2hu was some crazy shit

it looks more like a megaten game than a 2hu



*dabs harder*




Gigi just told me that a UFO is leaving oranges on her floor



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>cut myself while cooking

>it was on my right middle finger so i can't jerk off

i hate this



just use your left hand


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divine intervention?


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its for the best honestly

ill just jerk off to this in spirit


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someone jerk off to that for me


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someone jerk me off


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the west wing expose by michael wolff is out



pm me the burgcucking passage



it's a reasonable, if unhealthy, option



that's a dumb way to be paranoid, someone could just easily poison it after it's been made











ivanka spilled the beans about his hair

>She treated her father with some lightness, even irony, and in at least one television interview she made fun of his comb-over. She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp reduction surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men—the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.



>I don't want to be poisoned so I'll go somewhere that isn't expecting me, so they couldn't prepare poisoned food ahead of time



it's paranoia rev


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he also doesn't read


alright im done with that now

unless i buy the book probably


why doesn't the deep state infiltrate every mcdonalds in dc and poison every burg

they can get rid of trump AND false flag it on russian terrorists so we can go to war


is it okay to talk about fugging 17 year old fictional characters if 17 is the age of consent in your state?


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the best excerpt hands down



i don't care if this is real or not this is some of the funniest shit i've seen in ages

god when are the nukes gonna start flying



so is the whole book bullshit then



too good to be true



i legitimately, unironically would not be surprised if that was a thing he did

it's a great laugh regardless


him talking to the gorillas is a bit much but other than that I fully believe that's something he'd do


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they pushed it too far, it's not believable



it's funny, but it's obviously not real

if that's in the expose book then i'm not interested in it anymore


>Trump didn't want the gorilla channel to be known about

>He wants it all to himself


yeah if thats in the book i may change my mind



if you couldn't legally watch porn of them if they were real i think you should definitely reconsider



it's fake


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okay so i'll buy the book and scan it for you all




youre a good person wonk


i regret saying that

i didnt think youd want it

but i guess i'll do it


i'd watch the gorilla channel


curled up in the presidential bedroom with a human-sized pile of warm burgers, watching the gorilla channel, while melania cries in the hallway



>Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.

that’s epic


a high school senior dating a college freshman is Slightly Dodgy, contingent on circumstances like prior relationship, proximity in age, etc.

increase the high school senior's partner's age by a year and we've already crossed a Comfort Threshold imo

legality doesn't define the morality of sexual acts, power imbalance (real, not narrative) does. it's not illegal for an eighteen-year-old to have a sexual relationship with a twenty-one-year-old, but it is Fucking Weird and I feel pretty comfortable assuming there's fucked up shit going on under the surface

adolescence is a time of rapid development. a year more of adolescence is a Big gap. even in early adulthood your finances, life situation, and neurological development are unstable enough/you're naive enough that it's easy for people not-that-much-older than you to take advantage of you. the older-than window of appropriate/even-handed sexual involvement stays pretty fucking narrow, IMO, up towards like late twenties



they're not real

it doesn't matter, xlr is a fag



>if they were real


its a good thing they aren't then


this might be a more controversial opinion: brief sexual involvement between a young adult (read: like, 19-22) and an adult in a later life stage is less fucked-up than a longer-term relationship with romantic expectations. a Real Adult(TM) starting a sustained romantic relationship with a Not-Quite-Done Adult(TM) has more power/control the more involved they get.

source: hooking up w/older guys didn't Fuck Me Up, hooking up w/the same older guys repeatedly with increasing emotional involvement very much did Fuck Me Up


>dad tripped the breaker while i was cooking dinner not once but twice

i hate this drunk fucktard so much sometimes


if it makes you stop and think "hey, this might be sketchy", just stop

dont jerk off to it

we are what we consume, so don't put stuff in your head that makes you uncomfortable, it's not worth it


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zelda got some good gams tho



is this

the real gorilla mindset


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hey uhh

what the fuck



zelda's pretty fucking uh

ugly, actually


like you can still get Fucked Up by a brief sexual encounter, but that involves more blatant misconduct than getting Fucked Up by a sustained, imbalanced relationship needs to. if a predator can spread the manipulation out over time, their victim may not notice they're being controlled/harmed until much later. if at all!



it's america


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it doesn't really matter what you jerk off to as long as you dont let it significantly impact your behavior in real life

if you can distinguish between fiction and reality you're fine



you literally squeeze a handle

what is wrong with these people


VR dnd sounds like fun, i wonder if that already exists



It's Oregon, apparently.

I'm like, aware that there's the concept of gas stations where your gas is pumped for you, but I can't say I've ever heard of one existing.


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it's oregon

original home of the soyboy


jerk off to this nerd!!! a haha aHA



oregon and new jersey are the only states where self service gas stations are/were illegal (they still are in jersey) the rest of us can pump gas just fine

new jersey is just a nanny state shithole in general



>it doesn't really matter what you jerk off to as long as you dont let it significantly impact your behavior in real life

i think it affects you whether you "let it" or not



i think you're full of shit jimmy

do you think that video games are secretly turning everyone into crazed killers?

or that danged rock and roll music?


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i mean

i jerk off to women getting raped and beaten and abused but that doesn't mean I view every single woman I see as a walking fuckhole

i think if jerking off to something warps your behavior that badly you have deeper problems than just jerking off to something questionable


*hides post*



dang, sounds stupid

it's not like there's a big difference between their pumps and the rest of the world's? i mean it might make sense if the nj/oregon pumps are some highly complicated mechanism only certified employees knew how to use


ruta, if all you want is a hatefuck, I can't help you out

but I'll give you a pityfuck if you're just stop posting that garbage



its an old ban from the 40s and 50s when pumping gas was slightly more dangerous but like

now its almost completely retard proof so there's no reason for the ban to be in place


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why do you think being influenced by fiction is a special property of certain, defective people instead of, like, a universal human trait? we're cultural beings. the cultural products we consume make up a large part of who and what we are




i never said it affected you in huge or drastic ways, i just said if it makes you uncomfortable it's probably not good for you

goddamn chill, i'm not the fucking HUAC



yeah this

if you believe that reading fiction can inspire positive changes why wouldn't the opposite be just as possible



no see please read my post again

if you let jerking off to rape porn make you think raping someone is okay you have far worse mental brain issues than just jerking off to rape



>almost completely retard proof

unfortunately a lot of the retards who fuck it up

fuck it up by driving away from the gas station with the nozzle still in their tank

this costs the gas station on the repair cost, and on lost potential earnings while they have to keep things shut down during the repairs



not him, but how one reacts to art is completely subjective

any piece of art can have contradictory impacts on different people

it's possible he is just truly not affected by the porn he consumes in any way


people certainly do make absurd claims like "little Bobby headshotted one Nazi and now he's a serial killer" but that's not what we're talking about

we're saying you gotta think about all of it. not just the porn. if you want to be a moral being, you have to respond thoughtfully to the images and narratives presented to you. scoffing at the idea that fake depictions of fucked-up sex have a nontrivial relationship with real fucked-up sex is antithetical to that kind of conscientiousness


right, you're continuing to particularize a much larger problem

if you ask male college freshmen if they've ever raped somebody they almost unanimously say no. if you list sexual scenarios that constitute rape, but don't say the word rape, they confess (insofar as anonymized studies are confessional). the production, distribution, and consumption of porn that takes rape as its central subject does not require that the final consumer know or acknowledge they're jerking off to rape, and denying that that's a problem is a step in the wrong direction.


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i mean it does to some degree

just not in a "wow I really want to commit some rapes" way

because i know rape is bad, and so is fucking teenagers



in what ways does it affect you



so is being a porn addict


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... no, sorry, that's sophistry. narrative is inter-subjective. we're all playing with subsets of the same cultural fields as our neighbors


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it makes my penis become the big penis


are we really taking the high and mighty "you should be ok with it if it doesnt affect you" stance in hsg of all places


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Why is it always dark skinned men?


there is almost nothing that a human being does alone. everywhere we go, everything we see, every thought we hold bears other people's fingerprints. we do not see the world as it is; we don't even directly see the lightwaves that bounce off of it. everything we see, everything we believe, is mediated by the enormously-parallel processor meat we live in, which has been shaped dramatically by our social environment












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it just be that way sometimes



no, it's clearly the truth.

you're looking at the same art sako is posting at this moment and it is not affecting you in even remotely the same ways.

pretending a piece of art has a set effect on its viewer is just a coward's way to assign an objective worth to it. it serves no ultimate purpose, except to advocate censorship.









... sorry, would you please point out to me where I suggested art affects everyone the same way? I can't recall



i meant in what way has it affected your character over time, but i guess that counts




why wont ben fucking ban shitto already




it hasn't really

it's just made me realize that I have some pretty degenerate fetishes


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get this lad some choccy milk




it gave him something other than birds and guns to obsess over


salt why i appreciate that you left without any big pomp and circumstance and (most) of your dignity intact we don't need you back again with your armchair psychology

we already have wonk for that



that's like 10% of the time it'd take to wreck his boyhole


>turn phone on max power save mode

>cant post any images because the app is turned off




just because everyone here has differing associations with 'rape' as a word or a concept, because we have different life histories

does not change that we are intelligibly having a conversation about rape. probably everyone here would define rape differently. probably some of those definitions would make me feel somewhat ill. the exact content of 'rape' isn't universal, but we all know the idea.


ben is so protective of his subhumans



make it an 11 year ban



make it longer you dipshit

he's going to come back and do the same thing


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make me mod


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i was warming up to salt and now they're just being retarded

you were so close




>does not change that we are intelligibly having a conversation about rape

i don't think anyone's having a conversation about rape except you and jimmy


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i'd keep ruta shitposting over sako rapeposting





every sako post, lol


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they both need to get it over with and kill themselves


can we keep ruta


i think everyone knows that rape is fucking someone without their consent

thats the most basic definition



*shakes imaginary champagne bottle until, to my extreme shock, it explodes*


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unga bunga me wan rape women


shitto unblock me on tumblr


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he needs to go


this is a bad thread



come off it

i said any art can have contradictory impacts on its viewers because it is totally subjective, and you said that was wrong

this whole conversation is around whether a person consuming a certain type of art should stop because it is unhealthy for them. arguments for that by necessity imply the art having a set effect on its viewer.

you can pussyfoot around your real point with shit like "cultural inter-subjectivity", but don't play coy.



stop encouraging him



[ben voice] no..... the shitposter quartet reforms.....



it's 95% umbridge's fault


hey saltlick

how do you feel about people jerking off to underaged characters


*shits in the soup*



All porn has the same effect on everybody (making them retarded)



who was gunny's "partner"? i can't remember

it was wonk, saltlick, sako, and someone else with right-leaningish opinions


i guess i'm fueling the fire

i won't respond again, no matter how dumb they're being


the shitposter quartet but shitto and ifunny poster replaces cletus and wonk



wait, shitto isn't the ifunny poster? what the fuck?



>but shitto and ifunny poster

>shitto and ifunny poster




do you mean sako



I'm not interested in starting a conversation about what 'consent' means or putting forth my preferred definition because it would make for an even worse shitstorm. let's not do that. I think my point is demonstrated nicely, though, by the fact that several people who agree that rape is sex without consent could disagree, vehemently, on the definition of consent. that's sort of what I'm talking about with 'inter-subjective'; even our shared symbols are subjectively-interpreted, even our subjective interpretations are shaped by our knowledge of others' interpretations.

tl;dr: pretending society is simple solves no problems




i thought grant or ben confirmed they were separate


how are some of you able to read saltlick's posts

i cant go a few sentences without having to take a break


look, I know I'm being a pedant. but 'we're all locked off independently in our own hermetically-sealed subjectivities that don't interrelate at all' is a cop-out, and mutually contradictory with basic worldknowledge.



i assumed they were the same person

grant might have said otherwise though



no-one reads my posts, and I also sometimes have to take a pit-stop midsentence. it is what it is: fucking annoying, and something I wish I had more success changing


i am physically unable to read saltlicks posts


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man, remember when Veef and I used to get stuck arguing for the same side?

>she's a TERF

<she's a tranny

>can they put aside their differences for the sake of Full Communism Now?



just imagine if rev pawned his couch to buy a thesaurus and you've got the basic idea



oh good i thought it was just me


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i want to fuck anime girl


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I'm a TERF.



who gives a shit, they both deserve a permaban


piss ballz



you mean three month ban leol


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*typing into the searchbar with shaking fingers* DOES MALUMA BOYS???


piss ballgt


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already did, but here it is again


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i dont remember exactly what image this is but i think i was going to post something like "I want to have sex with anime girls"


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i want to castrate sako



i'm surprised I haven't seen any loving consensual sex between them given they're dating


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you're not looking hard enough


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I have to go back in time and convince Judith Butler's parents not to conceive. it's the only possible way I'll ever speak intelligibly


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you can write a normal sentence can't you

now just write like, 1-3 more and you have a normal post



ben and grant are too chicken shit



I don't particularly care but when he starts spamming gore it's annoying.


hahaha as if that would be enough, I'd also have to causality-kill Jane Austen, Oscar Wilde, and Mark Z. Danielewski for good measure


yeah but like

if I'm gonna talk about [blah], something I've talked about before

either I'm gonna talk about it in the way I'm used to talking about it

>read: obtuse

OR I can try to talk about it like a normal person, but it's gonna take me way longer, I'm gonna get exhausted, and I'll probably give up

I can write better than I write on HSG, but that's all in editing/revision. I can write like a normal person, but it's too slow for the speed of conversation.

you'd think I just wouldn't talk at all, but oops, my autism!



>OR I can try to talk about it like a normal person, but it's gonna take me way longer, I'm gonna get exhausted, and I'll probably give up

i mean going off of your post history before you outed yourself you seemed more or less normal


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he's annoying all the goddamn time

everyone can agree



... and then I talked about language (and outed myself), later cultural transmission (and had a nice traditional Saltlick Shits Up HSG shitstorm). see my point? there are some subjects that make my writing style much harder to follow. I've tried to fix that, I haven't stopped trying, but it's not going well


me: this poster is awful and i wish they would get banned

also me: the broth.....


>start up Bright

>opening titles


okay well this took about 3 seconds to be shit


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wes is gay lol


bright is literally just a regular cop movie with fantasy stuff poorly shoved in


for the record i think THE BROTH is a bad concept i just don't really care about shitto's posting

i banned him a bit ago for 11 hours maybe he'll stop being obnoxious (lol)



study your japanese instead of jerkin your gerkin


>Shakira puts on her pink wig and sparkly bellydance skirt to walk her pet pig to the Indian deli

iconic desu



i'm a sucker for that shit tho



except now the black cop is racist

so wacky


>Start watching Riverdale at like 11 last night.

>finish season one just past noon today.

Why do I do this to myself, it wasn't even a particularly great show.



watch anime seasons they take like 4 hours



hopefully it'll teach that fag a lesson


oh also this was the mtg rant i was gonna post earlier



is anyone on that show gay


The block as a whole was mostly fucked up due to them changing from a 3-set to a 2-set block (which is why emmy got kicked out, though they did pretty good things with her in Innistrad), but with Ulamog and Kozilek remaining, they're reduced from unspeakable, unfathomable eldritch abominations to some big fatties that you can kill with 13 mana (or something, I don't remember the exact number).

The very first thing that Ugin tells Jace to do is to NOT TRY AND KILL THE TITANS and Jace, being the characterless vacuum that he is, decides to promptly ignore that and thinks he can take on some eldritch abominations with the power of friendship and teamwork.

The rest of the story of the block is Gideon whipping his surral back and forth as I read the 500th instance of "bones breaking" and "tendons tearing" as he fights the millionth eldrazi because none of the eldrazi are special, they're just all meager creatures who are themselves barely a threat to anyone outside of the titans.

While we're not following the story of beefslab mcpunch a lot we're following I'm Totally Not A Racist Anymore Guys as she has an emotional journey about saving some elves or a tree and then gets sad when the other one dies. Then she has to save a goblin or something, and then also add on the bit about her fighting eldrazi from gideon's sections.

Drana's story was the only good one in the entire block but she had to be relegated to being irrelevant while we get mr edgelord back, unfortunately before he's able to kill off nissa for good.

The block was also more-or-less the start of the change of Chandra's character from "emotional and hot headed because she's a dumbass fire mage" to "adhd 13 year old who can only think about like, how EPIC she is and how much she is in lovie dovies with nissa".

The stories themselves started to get even worse towards the end, as we just got like 5-6 stories that were almost the exact same events just from someone else's point of view. That kind of storytelling isn't inherently awful but bow howdy was it fucking garbage here. I think there was another mindrape story involving Tazri but that was sometime inbetween the 6 takes on Kozilek showing back up so I didn't read it.

The story's just gideon/nissa/chandra's emotional issues while Jace acts like a dumbfuck and then his plan of the power of friendship works as they manage to kill ancient beings in a few days that 3 oldwalkers given millenia couldn't get rid of (granted they probably wouldn't want to get rid of them in the first place).

With the Eldrazi 'gone' all that made Zendikar Zendikar is gone. The roil was a symptom of the sleeping eldrazi, most of the wildlife is dead because of the eldrazi (though I suppose that's being worked on with nissa magic, also ashaya was kind of a stupid plot point), and there's not a whole lot to "explore" under the same reasons.

Even if you don't give a single shit about the story the mechanics of the set were awful. I personally don't actually play around with sets all too heavily unless there's something particular I'm interested but my friend would always have constant complaints about how awful the limited was, and even I could see that cohort was hot garbage. They managed to not fuck up one thing mechanically (somewhat) and that was landfall but even then that was just sort of squandered with the cards they had.

The eldrazi cards themselves are, as I said, mostly boring and bland. In original zendikar they had the titans and a small handful of the brood for each titan. Having to split design space (and artistic design space) between like 90 cards makes it all run very thin and dull.

The story with the roilshaper who thought that maybe Gideon was secretly smart and was just fucking with him was kind of funny, so there's that too.


okay i was kind of getting into bright but whoever wrote this does not have any idea how to integrate exposition naturally into dialogue, which means they probably should not have made a fantasy world


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this takes fucking FOREVER


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>two more twelve hours shifts and then i get to [REDACTED]



oh man, I didn't realize ▮▮▮▮▮ had ▮▮▮▮▮▮ you ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ to ▮▮▮▮▮ yet!


lads I'm trying not to ▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮ more than once a week/more than 3x a month in 2018 but let me tell you, my parents are asleep and I'm bored and I would like to ▮▮▮▮▮ some ▮▮▮▮ right now


i actually can't ▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮ until i get a new job but i do have some kratom and gas station pills and [REDACTED]


actually yes i can but only on monday with the girl that smokes my weed and then maybe we'll [REDACTED]


slurp gurt



I tried kratom a few times, all it did was make me talk even more. also: trying to get that shit in my body was an ordeal every time, it tastes so bad


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drugs are bad



i kind of like how bitter it is

i have a harder time drinking most beer tbh



some drugs... are good

I really enjoyed acid, I kind of want to look into microdosing. that used to sound completely fucking ridiculous to me but shit if I didn't have the focus of a laserbeam while tripping



so is jerking off to rape you god damn idiot

you fucking dunderhead. you nutrient deficient imbecile. go get some potassium in your system before i drive to indiana and break your fucking jaw




> the focus of a laserbeam

who are you again



>putting a substance into your body that causes severe physical harm and mental dependance is better than jerking off to porn sponge doesn't like




>the focus of a laserbeam while tripping

that's an epic feel

so is "oh shit i'm going to die if i don't get off of the top of this ice" while you're tripping


how to become a famous actor on CW


mushrooms were real bad but I can't tell if that was set + setting or if I just don't like the effects, it made me feel like every joint in my body was a) dislocated b) spinning around frenetically. also: didn't like the nonstop repetitive noise thing, I've had a few flashbacks since then and the noises were different but it was agonizing every time


the shitposter formerly known as Saltlick


that sounds... bad


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*gets hooked on painkillers and cocaine*




you don't even know what kratom is you fool. it's literally not that different from caffeine. or are you anti-caffeine too? have you ever taken an asprin?


sponge is so cool when he talks like this>>1092591



this but unironically



yeah it's epic


spange having sincere emotions is usually pretty good


So this is what we've come to.

Defending rape porn.



i would never ironically call sponge cool


The heroine addict looks at his pockmarked arm, and the dirty needle that contains his next hit and contemplates what went wrong in his life that led him to this.

He sighs and says to himself, "at least I'm not masturbating."

He wraps the cord tightly around his arm, and presses the needle in.


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want new music

need new music


Sako how exactly is this Thing You Do better than me blithering about semiotics/


it's like part of my Code of Epic to disvalue the average NEETS opinion to that of a five year old's


sako fuckin loves his rape porn

the fuckin madman

also new thread?


>uhhhhhhh all drugs = heroin

i don't think you're actually that dumb but i don't know anymore. but you know what? fuck you. you belong here




doing cocaine is more damaging to a person both physically and mentally than having a fetish



no i think we're done here



not all drugs are heroine but all recreational drugs are bad and doing them makes you stupid


i was thinking bright felt like it was written by an autistic person who didn't understand human interactions fully

then i googled it and saw max landis wrote it and felt pretty proud of my predictive ability


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