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i heard there was a special fur…that david drew and it pleased the lord…but you don’t really care for furries, do ya…it goes like this…the heads a fish…the lizard tail…the giant tits…the baffled king composing G-d’s fursona


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fuck off ivory



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fuck on ivory


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I'm not tired


ivory feel free to post more


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fuck off discordnigs



whom the fuck is ivory



probably one of sako's internet friends

or maybe wesley's, who knows



im sako

i dont know who the fuck ivory is



today and yesterday I've had the odd sensation of getting like 4.5 hours of sleep but waking up feeling fully refreshed and better than I do when I get 7-8.

it's weird


skypeyniggers in the hooouse toniiight


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more games need demos

i pirated slay the spire and now i bought it








looks like a fish



fake news, log off


if a long ponytail got caught in the garbage disposal you wouldn't die

at the absolute worst you'd maybe get a rather serious chin injury but outside of that you'd be more or less fine

garbage disposal is too far down in the drain compared to the size of the drain to do anything


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>Not having a good photo to show where it is in addition to having Kat point it out to be cute




is that the person who draws the men with pecks that look like boobs?




they are boobs

they draw trans captain america and iron man



oh I thought it was just a really shitty art style


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You know it



I'm shitting myself

>see this

>'this looks... weird... in a vaguely racist-caricature way'

>go to this person's twitter

>most recent tweet is them apologizing after being called out for their interpretation of finn

being an SJW is a psychic power


>unironically calling yourself an sjw


i should probably let those players win the challenges...



tfw no kat gf


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>How bad of an artist do you have to be for plebcomics to do a less racist redraw of your art



its umbridge



i mean

it is



from what i'm aware of them they seem mostly sjw themselves anyway

though i'm aware of very little



good point


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1. what're you, new? you must be, because me being an SJW isn't new information

2. calling yourself an SJW is ironic even if you're serious

2. I don't call myself an SJW anymore, except as a joke. it no longer conveys any useful information to be the kind of person who calls themselves an SJW.


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who watchin agdq



*raises paw*

or i will be when it's good


irony and sincerity are independent. you can say something you really do mean in an arch or incongruous way, you can say something in a straightforward way that you don't mean at all.



>it no longer conveys any useful information to be the kind of person who calls themselves an SJW.

no one has ever seriously called themselves an sjw except angry sjws doing it """ironically"""


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>angry sjws doing it """ironically"""

hi, I'm Saltlick, have we met



yes that was entirely the point of my post

you did it because that's what you are/did

my point was the only information it ever carried was that the person saying it was an angry sjw, and it still carries that information


i cant believe that for a solid half hour i was glad saltlick was back


history lesson, when SJW started to pick up currency among assholes everyone who'd already been using the term 'social justice' thought it was hilarious. it hardly parsed as an insult, except that the people using it clearly meant for it to be. it's why you saw people calling themselves social justice rogues and social justice wizards and shit



Yea I had a sort of similar feeling "oh cool they're back"

"oh right they were completely awful"

i think they've actually gotten worse in the interim, but fuck if I remember exactly how bad they used to be


can you not be the way you are now and instead be the linguistics nerd i actually enjoy the presence of



you don't UNDERSTAND, anon

they can't just take off the name and not post autistically now that they've outed themselves their posting here will be forever changed and it will never be the same!

except if, you know, they just posted fucking normally which they were doing for at least a good part of Friday before they sperged out



... hi, I have access to information you don't and it contextualizes the things I say, have you met another human being before?

I called myself an SJW back when people calling themselves that had roughly similar politics to me. it had content: a particular set of political beliefs and practices. since then, people have picked it up who I don't have anything in common with and who I don't consider potential political allies.


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Ben, what exactly is it you think I started doing differently? what exactly is it you think I could start doing that would make you no longer have had a bug up your ass about me for like five years


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my doujins still say they're in transit

i hope they get here this week







i don't really like the linguistics either, though


is it weird that i wasn't attracted to breasts until, like, 23



nah, me either





ben arent you the one who bitched the most about saltlick


i need to figure out how to scan a doujin without destroying it or just taking shitty phone pictures of the pages



what were you attracted to?



you're supposed to buy two copies, one for scanning and one for keeping



butts and legs and stuff



possibly, why



wew what's wrong with you


I forgot I coined the term shitposting quartet


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everyone thinks they're being witty and original


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i just jerked off


prospit makes my eyes bleed


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>tortoise came out of hibernation



what's the refrance



are you talking about the rlm episode talking about wish upon

lol that bugged me too



trump made a dumb tweet



it’s fucking epic.



stickin up white boys in ball courts



give him treat


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what a cute grill



what about derse


I anal vore chumps like you for breakfast



wait a minute that girl............


having gallstones is weird. I don't even notice that my bile duct is clogged these days, I just sometimes feel something pulse several times in my left side as the stones move through and the sudden relief of forgotten pressure as bile starts moving smoothly again


who should i kill first, saltlick or sako






bad idea



give le turt

le treat!


man i wish i wasn't fucking blind so constantly playing this game

i spent the past 10 minutes looking for what to do because i looked at water and thought it wasn't water



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I saw there was water near the gate and thought "well i can probably put an ice block there" but then I looked at the ground and saw the platform, and assumed there wasn't water there because for the time I looked at it I didn't notice there was water on the platform.

Opening that gate was 100% crucial to doing the rest of the dungeon.


I'm not usually this bad about it but so far like 8/10 times I'm stuck on something it's because I assume I've already done something and failed so I don't try it again.

This was the deal with (almost) all of the stars I was missing in odyssey and so far it's been a good handful of why I've gotten stuck on puzzles in this.


mario has a lot of shitty stars



It's got some bad stars but outside of "it's literally just lying out in the open" I don't really think any of them are that bad. Some of the cycles are kind of stupid but I didn't think any of those were too awful.


give it to me straight, in spoilers

how many post game worlds are there



3 mushroom kingdom, dark side of the moon, and darker side



There's technically only one.

[spoiler]After you beat bowser you unlock the mushroom kingdom which is the SM64 area with some stuff added. It's a semi-full world and is pretty nice.

Once you get 250 stars you unlock "Dark side of the moon" which is just a boss rush of the broodals, but after you beat them it unlocks some art stars and some platforming stars.

Once you get 500 stars you unlock "Darker side of the moon" which is just a really long platforming level that you have to beat without dying.[/spoiler]


alright so what did i fuck up in those spoilers

cause they look fine to me



spoilers are two asterisks


nobody knows how to spoiler °-°


theyve been like this on 8ch forever


ctrl+s in the text field




i know how to do them with asterisks but I've always done it as [spoiler][/spoiler]





that only works with 4chan x


alright so there's no reason at all and just fuck me i guess



i guess the bracket spoilers can't do linebreaks?






agdq is on




I'm pretty positive I've done line breaks in spoilers before.


Maybe it's a new update, pretty sure I've done line breaks in spoilers using the * * method






you know what they say


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fucking christ why does every important fight in this game require arrows


actually it probably didn't require arrows

i was probably supposed to jump off ice blocks and hit him


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aniki's wise words


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i feel like I should read/watch card captor sakura eventually



>he doesn't know who aniki is


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if the earth didn't want us to destroy it it shouldn't have been the perfect environment for us to evolve



holykek he really is aniki


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oh it's this guy.


im gonna wwreck it


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shitposting has gotten so abstract i wasn't sure if that was an actual shill until i checked the ip


>the spreadsheet I'm trying to operate on is so big that every time I fuck up and have to undo my computer slows down

wwhen wwill my torment end


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What the fuck are scientists doing? It barely looks like a rat anymore.


>spreadsheets seem dull I'm going to shape my lifepath around not having to use any of their advanced functions

my bizarre hobbies: you sure about that?


apparently they're not doing a crowd cam during this gdq

i wonder if it was the epic chairsniffer that doomed the crowd cam


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kizuna ai is old and busted

kaguya luna is the new hotness



>fight between nerdmen and nerdmen


i wonder if narcissa will be making a surprise appearance



>apparently they're not doing a crowd cam during this gdq

well there goes the small last remaining vestige of the event


trans women?


>lifehack: just mentally sub in 'tranny' wherever you see 'trans woman'

>if you need to be polite you can do the exact same thing in reverse when you talk or write



seems like every event they strip away one more thing because they think it embarrasses their sponsors



fuck off shes awful

so is the other one but shes worse


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although, to be fair

i can understand why this would upset a sponsor






is clearcard new or a reboot



it's always been like this on 8chan



epic kangarat


>glance at mirror by accident

>i look like a fucking numale




shave your beard before it consumes you


with the context that I'm dumb and don't into spreadsheets, it really seems like it shouldn't be a difficult task to put N search texts in column A, replacement texts in column B, and do N Find and Replaces in another sheet for each A#,B# pair





are the ends of your mustache twirled?

that's the point where it becomes terminal


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thread theme


its over lads


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>kizuna ai is bad




it's a sequel


okay so I guess I'm trip-on, then


kizuna ai is just pewdiepie for people with cropped hentai for steam avatars



whos this wew lad


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one can only wonder what kind of hell kizuna ai will unleash upon us



if you don't think she's beautiful you're gonna have to report to reconditioning cell B this instant





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i think katossa aug is the easiest shrine i've done

i finished it on accident lol


theres gonna be a whole lot of vr controlled vlogger avatars in the future



I don't think this is really true at all genetically



I mean, agreed


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what the hell


>sees obnoxious screaming youtube retard

"i hate it"

>same thing but has a 3d anime character icon

"i cum"

le brainlets


Thai people are more related to Maori and South Indian people are more related to Abbos than either of them are related to each other

That's wild



grant whats your general opinion on epic facecams


if you like any of those awful youtube ai characters you may as well be in the markiplier fandom



pointless, stupid, but can be mostly unintrusive



this but post-ironically


>jailbreak finally out for ios 10.3.3

praise gog







what if i just like the general concept of chilling with vr bros and racing karts and stuff



is that hte new one

if not damn

im still on some ios 9 shit or somethin






dont bully markiplier


pewdiepie is a good youtuber as of late


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pretty much everything except the new 11 is cracked now

i can finally free my iphone 5



I can always tell when the employee at the restaurant next door taking my order on the phone is new because I ask for a fountain Sprite and they either have to pause for a second to figure out what the button is for that or I'll hear them yell for their manager about it

I feel kinda bad for having a Weird Order, but canned soda is gross and the cans are tiny


d-> gog fuking DAMNB neptunia


seeing tall sakura is weird but she looks really cute


>canned soda is bad i like fountain soda more



piss ant

just drink water



>just drink water

water tastes Bad to me, if I try to drink mostly water I just get dehydrated

like, I know about all the sugar and the acid in juice/soda and I know it's expensive but I have years of experience that my other option is dehydration


>he actually reads saltlick posts



it's right at the end, he probably glimpsed it on accident while scrolling



>if I try to drink mostly water I just get dehydrated

theres literally no way this is true


i identify as dehydrated



are you implying I don't go long stretches without drinking anything because my only option is water? because I dunno what to say, dude, that's true


b=< go00gle DAD nip%op wharg a n1ce as§ u hav ther


I have tried to get into the habit of mainly drinking water and it didn't work, I just started ignoring my thirst


Samurai Champ (In) Loo


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>water tastes Bad to me



maybe he's a late stage diabetic




where are you getting these from? /r9k/?



too much mercury in his tap water



>if I try to drink mostly water I just get dehydrated


that's not how that works

t. t1 diabetic



I'd tell salty not to drink his calories but maybe he wants to maintain his corpulent figure


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water tasting bad is

a) youre drinking tap water which can be bad sometimes

or if its not tap water and just all water

b) your mouth is disgusting


Drink more water

Get more sleep

Get at least 45 mins of direct sunlight on your skin or take vitamin D


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if y'all hate me overexplaining shit I've already said so much why do you keep... nitpicking shit I've already said...


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I work with a few people who only drink soda because they think water is gross

they usually shit talk me for drinking a can of diet pepsi every few days



i refuse to believe people buy this


I need to dig up that old hard drive and find out if I ever resolved my backup problems for long enough to capture my reaction image folder, this is getting ridiculous


>agdq running splatoon 2

>wants everyone to dance during the last phase of the boss


soda tastes Better from a fountain with ice and lids and straws and stuff



do you feel like punching them



how many people danced



and by soda i mean Diet Coke because why drink anything else



this is objectively wrong



what's the point if there's no crowdcam?



well, the couch did



to not drink puke in a can?


dr pepper is the only good cola. coke is better than pepsi but it's pretty low on my soda tierlisting


I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke


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dont even brag about piss bottles unless you have this many



>dr pepper

>a cola


fountain soda <<< 2 liter bottle soda < can soda < plastic bottle soda <<< glass bottle soda



... I just realized I don't know what 'cola' actually means, I've been going on 'probably-caffeinated brown soda that isn't rootbeer'


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oh that was underwhelming




>plastic bottle soda <<< glass bottle soda



isn't it grape soda



One of them

I'd like to knock his teeth out but he literally doesn't have any



clean out your big black ears because i didn't stutter nigga




we dont think it's gonna help us lose weight

we're not idiots

diet coke is what my family drank so that's what i drink

i drink water and coffee for the most part, not soda, and that's the only soda i like

everything else is too sweet or weird


I love niggers - Andrew Hussie, circa last Tuesday


diagonally-cut sandwiches makes it easier to eat a sandwich without any of the bites coming at your tongue crust-first, which is nice, but longitudinally cut sandwiches are more Satisfying-looking

grilled cheeses should be diagonal-cut, though, especially if there's a pickle on the side (as there should be)



he's come so far

he must have fantastic re-educators he's surrounded himself with


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sako jerked off to this


Water, iced unsweetened tea, coffee

The holy trinity

When I do rarely splurge on a soda I go for grape soda


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>grilled cheeses should be diagonal-cut


>a pickle on the side (as there should be)

aesthetically satisfying on the plate, completely superfluous otherwise



this sounds so


"back in my day, every once in a while, i'd go to the malt shop and splurge on a grape soda"



lolishit is lolishit regardless but at least black-and-white doujin thumbnails don't immediately parse as child porn to anyone who can see my screen



>On a chan in public

Imagine I posted the kizuna ai reaction image of her with saying Do Not



is it really that weird to post on imageboards in public


If you're gonna visit hsg at work you gotta sit with your back to a wall or in some other area where it is confirmed no one will walk by


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>browsing hsg in public


like nigga who the fuck is gonna stare at your screen


>trans runner

>immediately derails the run irreparably

>chat reacting as you'd expect


this is gonna be painful



what game


dont post on hsg in public or else people will think youre a homicidal maniac who wants to kill a man named joey


if i post enough loli will he fuck off



i thought you were making a joke till i remembered that actually happened to someone


what's the deal with pearl jam


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hey babe......



infamous first light

(a dlc)



they made that one music video that looked like batman beyond



sako is the secret remedy to the saltlick problem


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remember this ship


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I mean







kill yourself


oooh! aaah! he mad! he mad!


this oyakodon is alright i guess

i think next time im just gonna stick with curry




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>Batoto will be closing permanently

well fuck me i guess


that's clever I guess



*fucks you in the ass*



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*sticks fingers up your ass*

*tenderly brings you to orgasm*


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>playin ACNL

>go to harry's birthday party (i got him a gyroid cuz im a good mayor)

>everybody there is singing

>apparently villagers sing the town tune

>a birthday party full of villagers singing "melancholy hill"




what the FUCK


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you're disqualified from this fingerbang



Shove stuff up ya azzzzz general



ah christ i'll have to write down my follows


nothing and nobody enters my asshole

come get me prostate cancer i don't even care


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god I forgot how relaxing Sunday shifts are when it's not Fucking Christmas


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I'd like aradia but some of the other girls and equius are also acceptable


>jailbreak worked with not ill effects




when wil Nantofags learn...



>16 hours later



I was at a party...



fug :DDD


the downside of being aradia is that even if you're not a ghost you'd not live very long

then again that could be a plus for some






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why even lib indeed



the real downside of aradia is being p00r

feferi would be a pretty good choice since she can breathe underwater, also is rich as fuck


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need me a futaba gf


00's: furry

10's: trans


what kind of silly imaginary thing will people destroy their lives trying to be this decade i wonder


Aradia's okay



white genocided



but hey are we talking a universe where sburb exists or not

because I imagine having to fight condy would suck pretty hard



I think the consensus ended up being you just get to be in their body



we don't know how long their lifespans are

for all we know aradia could live for 200 years



i thought rustblood were supposed to have shorter lifespans than even humans

for some reason them living for around 40 years is in my brain


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Hey there buddy you maybe want to read the fucking comic?

>Though her most common of blood should have let her expire in just a dozen or two sweeps


small brain: not eating a snack

big brain: eating bread




I thought the same thing but I can't be assed to check if it's actually in the comic



RTFC = Read The Fanfiction, Chums!


jeus christ and i'm usually the one who's autistic about this

sorry i forgot some detail from 7 fucking years ago


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I love the accumulation-of-weird-grit potential of Difference-layering increasingly shitty versions of the same image


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is the epilogue coming or did hussie decide to pull the plug after the snapchat shit?


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please leave hsg



it wouldn't be homestuck if it didn't feel incomplete



i wish someone would pull the plug on hsusue


literally the only reason the epilogue was promised is because hussie saw everyone immediately hate the ending and had to pull something out to keep up the illusion it was going to end well


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wew lad

the infamous runner



I didn't know chris-chan was a speedrunner



from the left:

bull, cuck, thot



speaking of the prison school epilogue also comes out in april



good, that last chapter was terrible



I think the last news we got on it was that Viz Media will be releasing it.


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and I still look better in both of these images than I did in the original



obscuring actual you makes pics of you look better? no shit?


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you know there's a reason they have a blur tool in photoshop


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y'all literally won't let me have a joke at my own expense



is it still a joke if no one can tell you're joking


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are you still funny if your contribution to a post where I say I look bad in a photo is to tell me I look bad in the photo in question


ben, ban this spammer



i mean they said they were fine with being banned, so sure



i wasn't trying to be funny >:v)


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>hit radio in english copy of mario after ending

>japanese song plays


it also took me like 2 minutes to find a good image to post that wasnt heinous

i gotta really dig through her folders and skim the shit id use



it's the japanese version of escape probably



rain is really fucking annoying in botw



no it is

but why is it ching chong



i dunno they have the japanese versions in the game as 'rewards' for some things iirc

i don't remember how i unlocked them


rain is annoying irl

especially during winter


>2 weeks

pretty good



the radio in city level can play the song from that stage

its also the jap one



someone learn how to play slay the spire good then teach me how to play



radios share the same pool i think


it doesn't stop you from doing nearly any exploration irl........


of course after i'm climbing it's sunny forever


darker side should have unlocked at 877 stars instead of 500, having the Thanks For Playing stage as not the last thing is bad.


the skyrim run is pretty fun


this skyrim run is great

like a gust of fresh air after a terrible fart stank up the room




what's happening


i mean i know it's agdq but like why's it good



wacky glitches

actually going fast

good commentary



you get to laugh at the nerds on stream while secretly channeling your inner autism




oh so just not shit, like normal stuff



Holy shit, ya'll are still around? I'm kinda amazed.



who r u


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Some dude who used to post here then stopped because it stopped being so enjoyable and I found other places to chat and didn't enjoy shitposting as much



same as it ever was






i see i see

well welcome back


At this rate I will be surprised if p_p doesn't come back

or zwid



does zwid pop in


>Hey buy my elixirs they'll help you with the heat

>nah i'm fine i'll just make anti-heat potions

>Thermometer bursts into flames as I do

well ok guess I'm buying your elixirs



maybe even.... vfan



zwid sometimes posts

rarely but he does


>Main road has TWO guardians patrolling it

i think that would have been more pertinent information than the temperature thanks


vfan is fucking dead


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i need 20 boxes of medium hot golden curry mix right now



I hope not, I rather liked them.


>i liked vfan

are you brain damaged


wait was vfan the same poster as vriskafan





are you sure you like vfan


Lanky Kong


Lanky Kong




I remember them being one of the less shitty namefags



[In President Trump voice] Wrong



>I remember them being one of the less shitty namefags



im blind as shit lmao


i'd take vfan over a lot of the people still posting here

but that says more about them than her



there were like 3 separate vriska namefags

are you SURE you're thinking about vfan and not vris?


vris is piss but at least she didn't spam her mental breakdowns or horse poopy anus



vris was ok

vfan was nok


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vris is my nigger




shit, I was thinking of vris, you're right


vris sucked


vritz crackers


vris: good

vriskafucker: good

vfan: not good






>vris: good

>vriskafucker: good



jazz up the vriska



they were okay posters


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seriously, no



seriously, yes

vris is good


vvris is piss



vfan was honestly not an okay poster


hsg me: want gf

secret real me: want f



Obtain f



it's epicly hard, and hardly epic!


the representative goron is a big fat manchild



sako is a goron?



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Do not drag the Gorons through the mud like this


aw shit petscop is updating again


goddamn one man squad is thrilling

i've been sucking ass these last few games though



o b t a i n 𝕱


i bet eszett likes those 3d face reddit memes


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ban a tranny and another rises to take their place


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The first 5 or so were funny and the following 20000 were all the same first 5


me thoisty


should i play hollow knight or wait until it comes out for the switch






it felt like it was supposed to be played with a controller when i played it with mouse and keyboard, but i still had a good time



hsg belongs to the trans


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sako would you fuck a yukari cosplayer


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>tfw this is my gf



how do you find one


>Btw do you mind if I buy dinner?

gave me an epic feel

she’s going to buy me chili’s. and then i’m going to slurp her gurt


i’m glad saltlick and ß and stabs came back

hsg has girls again





also saltlick is gone again




there was a cute girl with a hot butt in the common area where I lived and I invited her to go on a walk in the park with me since I was going with friends anyway


i figured that statistically i would have to find a gf if i used my harvesting schema a little better



w-walking up?




yeah that was pretty much my mindset towards it too

I kinda sorta creeped a little bit and asked other people first to make sure that she was cool and not already in a relationship



eszett is a normster


I want memetard gf


i just try to communicate with people (using the schema as “correctly” as possible) and buy them food and let them smoke my weed and hope i can trick them into falling in love with me



This too

this method is also a winner


*starts talking to strangers*

*the normie field burns my throat to ash in an instant*


i still miss texas girl. new gf never tells me she wants to eat me or that she wants my tongue in her asshole or that she wants to spit on me


*invites the mentally ill into my life because i’m desperate for epic validation from beautiful people*



just eat her ass, she will never ask you to, but she will never ask you to stop





Just tell her about your fetish(es)



i’m going to, but it’s sexy when a girl commands you to



oh i see. there is a difference there



i did. she thinks vore is really funny which is epic. i think she’s warming up to it




that'd be nice

but i keep doing it and then running away scared of intimacy

haha ha



Why be scared of intimacy

just find someone cool to show you the ropes or something?


>want to communicate and get close to people but at the same time, i want to be alone because i think i deserve it and also loathe them to some degree for some inane reason




>cmon let me carry you, i bet i can

>you're such a good boy

i feel personally attacked


me, the angel of doublethink


>tfw you've moved past the need for intimacy with another person


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>approaching real people when there are dozens of 2D girls that will never ever hurt you



how are you gonna eat their 2D asses retard



they may not hurt me but they also hold no opinion whatsoever of me due to them not being real

and even if they were real, they would be just as toxic as every other 3d human



>putting your lips and tongue inside of where shit comes out



well I'd imagine that you would clean it, as you do before anything involving anal.



if i do that i just ghost them if they ever ask me how im doing


men are bad at communicating, it's in their socialization



>men are bad at communicating

oh yeah well how come the telephone was invented by a man retard?? checkmate!!



yes, and?



fuck off sexist



I was socialized male and I seem to have figured it out



and women aren’t?

it’s a primate thing, don’t kid yourself


unga dunga you paying



well i was socialized dumb as hell

all the men in my family are like, emotional cripples



No women can socialize just as bad as men and they'll still get fucked

Biologically eggs are more valuable than sperm thats all it is


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having legs is more biologically valuable than either of those, so how do you explain your choices faggot



The secret is to be willing to listen

and I mean, really, truly listen to what other people are saying, and to empathize/sympathize with them.

The ability to turn off your internal dialogue and then just listen to someone else will essentially fix like 90% of social problem shit


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It's biologically valuable but not as much as passing on your genetics which underpins all natural sexual attraction



vore is better than anything ~*~”natural”~*~



and passing on your genes to a blood relative inspires sexual revulsion in people because inbreeding is unhealthy

so explain your choices, faggot

you picked a mate of low biologic value who is genetically incompatible

how does that fit into your dumb gay caveman unga bunga dino-dildo smallbrain world view


um... biology and science :)

the pussy is... valuable, retard. humans have value even though social concepts aren’t real :)


the machine capable of producing children and/or humanesque things will be seen as the most valuable because of retards like cletus


duuhhhhh its all bionlogogy! lmao! skreeeooonk!!


>it's all biology






dont ask him hard questions, it confuses him


knead your nuts like a wonton wrapper to activate dormant gorilla genes and crush epic püce 2day


cletus: a master of social understanding



That's true but your body doesn't intrinsically know who is related to you. She's not a close relative that I often hung out with, I saw her like once a year if that. I don't think I'd be attracted to my sister if I had one even if she looked exactly the same as cousin.



don't listen to this, i activated my dormant gorilla genes and all it did was make me want to watch the gorilla channel


*33 years in the future*

um why won’t you retards worship the machine giving birth to all these homonculi, they’re obviously the future... it’s simple biological math...



I don't give a shit about having kids and never will

Nature didn't make having kids feel good, it made nutting feel good and a usually led to b with no birth control




pleb did a lot more corrections

god DAMN


a machine capable of replacing the filth known as humanity would be worth worshiping


fuck you


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so you’ll be okay with it when the machine produces a pleasure drone for you?



i’m probably going to align with it tbh



and? it's a valid fucking point. Stop outsourcing tech support for calls coming from inside the US to people who can barely speak english.



shit i better make some babies before machines take over reproduction


current mood: imagining kanaya and gamzee duking it out dbz style on LOFAF



i’ll comply if you vore me afterwards


tech support lines are for boomers who can't / won't use google




>I know it’s racist

is a big mistake. don’t give them any ammunition. don’t concede. never give up. never surrender.



i don't want to be a single mom tho




eat your own babies for strength



but what would the other pta moms think



you can share some with them!



That you're the dominant mom




>killed the instant i pop out of a car, headshot, flip through the air

>watch deathcam

>he just sprayed from a distance without even seeing me




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>when you're trying to stage a coup to remove Trump but you aren't even a licensed doctor


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epic feel


i want to go to the anime party


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heavens to betsy


the fire boss was comically easy, i killed his first form in 5 seconds and then spent 5 minutes wandering around wondering what I was supposed to kill him with, and when I figured it out i killed him in 5 seconds


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i dont understand



underrated post


sweet where at


whens kirby air ride 2.....


im starting to understand


i cant think of a more depressing masturbatory act than eating out a fleshlight


three words

online city trial


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tool assisted


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mmm....degrading silicone pucci and old cum reisdue


four words

AOL free trial discs


kirby air ride multiplayer might have been the peak of video games as art



i know that much

it took me a while to figure out what it was accomplishing

ive never played air ride


i liked TLJ and would even call it a good movie, but the more i think about how much it neutered the potential of the trilogy, the more i hate it




why the hecky has nintendo not made a remaster/hd release



The wind and fire ones are jokes



Nintendo isn't known for doing what the fans want


the mitsuboshi colors anime is everything I hoped it would be



was it popular?

people who played it remember it fondly, but maybe it just sold like ass the first time around



it sold 1.2 million when it released

that's good, right?


Sakurai absolutely hates remakes and sequels



isnt smash bros a series of sequels




He almost didn't do Brawl or Smash 4 he's sick of the series



yeah same



it's really not, rev



>/pol/ News Network: UNLEASHED

why do i ever, ever click



if the doj does it it's not a crime :^)


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why won't this gay dog leave my toe alone


Federal agents posing as criminals were unable to purchase any firearms from legitimate online marketplaces despite dozens of attempts over a two-year period.

Between July 2015 and November 2017 investigators from the Government Accountability Office (GAO), following up on a congressional request, tried to make the illegal private gun purchases through a number of online forums and market places. They made 72 attempts over that time but couldn’t complete a single sale using legitimate sites.

In 29 attempts the gun sellers refused the sale after being asked to illegally ship the gun to the buyer. Twenty-seven sellers refused after being told the potential buyer was a felon, domestic abuser, or otherwise prohibited from buying a firearm. Eleven sellers attempted to scam the investigators after finding out they were prohibited from buying firearms with two successfully obtaining money from investigators but never sending the promised firearm. Another five attempts to illegally purchase firearms were ended when the investigators’ accounts were shut down due to suspicious activity.


>federal investigators try to get you to send them guns

>scam them instead



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what the hell man




were the chairs designed by a pedophile into water sports



I mean, obviously yes


have you flossed today


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vr memes can do better than ugandan knuckles


ben, get on vr chat


this is just a spin-off of the whoa crash bandicoot meme


join the memo



woah was pretty bad tbh


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not clicking


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disobedient wiccans who eat out fleshlights

they get shit done


gdq just doesn't feel the same without the chat


shocked i haven't seen that bandicoot model in any vr chat video yet


justice for beefaroni


Judy isn't George Jetsons' daughter


What The Hecky

*Sans Undertale Teleportation Sound Effect*

G i v e M e A S m e c k y


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rev do you self insert as the guy or the she-wolf





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holy shit i'm dying




Is that supposed to be the Eraserhead baby?





and it's hilarious


up next on gdq: bamham asylum








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rev post au where the fourth pic is just slightly better so that i can actually like it


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clamp wrote jojo mpreg



holy shit, is the third one an actual comic



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yes and read what jim davis wrote under it


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yea it's pretty famous




jon's gonna be a dad



too many limbs for you?






boku no pico



no its just otakubait is shit



why is cletus so monumentally retarded



he's a product of incest



i don't like your gay shitty smut=/=retarded


wrong sir


cletus is an amazing example of humans persisting after the cessation of all higher brain function


"I was able to be convinced the Earth was flat, but I'm not retarded."



I have too much higher brain function tbh I need to be less neurotic


begone shaytan



how can you know for sure


"i don't like your gay shitty smut" says the man who posted a horse rubbing her vagina against a pole


I want to fuck horse pussy


there's a million ways cletus is retarded but not liking gunlad's shitty anime isn't one of them



>gunlads shitty anime




what, your cousin can't be propped up on the top bar of a fence?


this isn't ben because he's retarded but he'd at least know that wasn't me



I don't think ben has mod mode on 100% of the time but I could be wrong



Having incest doesn't retroactively make you inbred you inbred


wrong it was a centaur owned again



centaurs have horse pussies cletus.




i have mod mode on like 0.01% of the time

even less so because i have no actual way of knowing who's who outside of like 3 people having noticeable posting habits and they're not really anon anyway



yeah and lamia have cloaca so i'd still fuck em


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"i'd fuck a horses vagina"

t. cletus



No I said I'd fuck a centaur's vagina


I mean corpses have human vagina but I wouldn't fuck a corpse



which is a horses vagina



cletus it's a horse vagina the bottom half of the centaur is a horse her pussy is located on the bottom half the pussy is a horse pussy

cletus you wanna fuck

horse pussy


there is literally no way to get out of this cletus

if you want to fuck a centaur's vagina you're aroused by horse pussy

you want to fuck a horse pussy





wrong because I don't find non-sapient animals attractive or horse faces attractive or smelly unwashed fleabitten anything attractive


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i mean if someone wanted to get fucked by dogdick jade they would have trash taste but not as trash taste as people who would actually wanna get fucked by a dog








this is like that steel is heavier than feathers thing but with horsepussy






but you find horse pussy attractive cletus


this is stupid



left because centaurs aren't real :(


i'm not attracted to vaginas in a vacuum period a disembodied vagina is kind of gross tbh

it's all about context

I'm telling you I don't find horse's vaginas attractive but I do find centaur vaginas attractive

It might not be rational or make sense but fetishes never do


>only some horse pussy gets me off



centaurs don't have horse bodies I mean if they did they would just be sentient horses





nice analogy



>it's all about context




>centaurs don't have horse bodies

oh my god



i mean the part of the bodies with the sex parts are the same but I wouldn't fuck a girl with a horse head fam



do I have to draw a fuckign diagram of how centaurs work for you



presumably because she doesn't have a horse vagina


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this is the man who thought "yeah, the science isn't conclusive about the shape of the planet"


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oh great

the other animal fucker is here



no because she'd have the mind of a horse

There's lots of people I'd fuck with 0% horse vagina


this is the man who was sexually attracted to shitto at any point of his life



we already know you can't watch bojack horseman without getting a boner, there's no need to remind us



shitto wasn't a fucking horse



>this is the man who was sexually attracted to shitto at any point of his life

i wasn't, ever

goddamn does anyone know what the fuck they're talking about anymore

you really seriously doubted the roundness of the planet, that's real



shitto is worse than a horse he's honestly hot garbage

But thanks for saying something obvious and irrelevant


and you really seriously tried to kill yourself on hsg



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he's really backed into a corner now isn't he


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xlr whats your take on this


>wanting to fuck a human is worse than fucking an actual horse


cletus's pathetic attempts at deflecting



and you seriously posted your cousin's nudes on hsg




>and you really seriously tried to kill yourself on hsg

yeah but at least i've never thought "huh, maybe the earth really IS FLAT"

also everyone knows my attempt had nothing to do with hsg


>thought the earth was flat

>wants to fuck horse pussy

>fucks his crippled cousin and posted her nudes on hsg

>still thinks he has the moral high-ground over literally any poster here



she seems fun



how could you forget his captain eridan-esque moment


cletus there's not a single person here you have any right to shit on

you're far worse as a person than literally everyone who posts here

the only way you could NOT be is if vfan came back


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would you, cletus?



centaurs aren't horses

shitto isn't human


*wwalks into thread*

*shoots fuckin eribody*



>centaurs aren't horses


like honest to god

cletus has to make shit up about me

the rest of us just point out facts


oh thank god eri

please end the suffering that is this thread


that one backstreet boys MMD video but its with three eris and they say eribody noww at the start



so why did you post it ON hsg



i'm not even ashamed of this so yeah I did


I don't care about moral high ground I get aroused to mutilated women

I just don't fuck horses and it's not my thing


hey remember when cletus tried to get people to call him adonis in all caps


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>i'm not even ashamed of this so yeah I did



>>centaurs aren't horses

>fact isn't true


whatever happened to the guys who made he video that mmd was based on?





my epic dog

is epic cute



>so why did you post it ON hsg

because i had to tell someone

what's the point of a note if no one reads it


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why did you post your cousin's nudes here?


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Cletus if you didn't want to fuck horse pussy, if you weren't attracted to the horse part of a centaur, you wouldn't like centaur girls.

just admit you want to fuck horse pussy


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it's the combination


i hate the centauress dick meme it ruins a bunch of good potential material


proof that shes real and im fucking her



>posts a horse getting fucked

>claims he doesn't want to fuck horse pussy

come on man



why did you need to prove that



if centaur was a synonym for horse the word centaur wouldn't exist retard head


also thats incredibly bad art



but the horse part is what's getting fucked.



because people would find such an unlikely story probably suspect


which one


the pussy

is horse



the one where the horse is getting fucked


as i remember, cletus posted to himself acting like he was considering posting her nudes, then he used the diceroll thing to decide and posted them

then he said people were probably gonna ask for them anyway when people started asking why the fuck he would post them




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>if centaur was a synonym for horse the word centaur wouldn't exist retard head



man I can't remember any of that


cletus, just have a mask made of your cousin's face

put it on a horse

and fuck it



its cletus


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pop quiz

this is a____








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that's not what the question asked

if you wrote that on the test you would fail






why is he like this



it is a centaur, cletus. to be exactingly specific: a centaur is a half-horse, half-man, where the barrel of the horse connects where a horse's head would normally be, to the lower abdomen of a human.

the pussy is horse



It wasn't hard you knew the answer


wow even rev got it



y'all notice how cletus is responding to me, but avoiding admitting the facts I'm presenting



I didn't ask what the pussy was retard faggot

Centaur pussy is centaur pussy first and foremost




>horse barrel

>pussy is part of the horse barrel

>pussy is horse


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Roxy would probably fuck a horse too


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tfw we associate wonk more with jimmy than with roxy


or at least I do, I guess I shouldn't speak for everyone



who's jimmy?



jim jimmy james "the damned bro" dambro


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>saltlick isn’t my friend anymore because i told them i’m not a race traitor


gay and trans people that defend fucked up african countries and islam will always baffle me

le epic 🅱rogressivism has it’s head up it’s ass


build the wall


we're in the new thread sponge



i thought you were dating a black tgirl



i’m dating a half white half native cis girl

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